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Another reason to hate the world. True or False?

Started by Resigned Obligatorily, March 05, 2014, 10:55:51 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 04:46:36 PM
You're better than me. Must be that simple.

Apparently, I am.  In this particular case, though, that's like being the skinniest kid at fat camp.

QuoteYour superiority obviously gives you the right to judge others from a high chair and imply yourself to be a perfect holier than thou person. Your actions seem obviously be the actions that a logical and strong person would make.

No, my status as Holy Man™ gives me that right; my "superiority" in this case just means "has satisfied the bare minimum requirements to be a biped".

QuoteWhy do you take this so serious in the first place?
What is accomplished by righting wrongs and laying down judgment within the confounds of an small ambiguous forum when you could be enjoying yourself talking with your friends in the other threads?

Because my friends do not enjoy the vast amounts of free time/fuck off time I enjoy.  They are busy during the daytime.  Nigel, Cain, and LMNO in particular.  Ergo, I am bored.  As I believe I've already mentioned.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Resigned Obligatorily

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 04:50:17 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 04:46:36 PM
You're better than me. Must be that simple.

Apparently, I am.  In this particular case, though, that's like being the skinniest kid at fat camp.

QuoteYour superiority obviously gives you the right to judge others from a high chair and imply yourself to be a perfect holier than thou person. Your actions seem obviously be the actions that a logical and strong person would make.

No, my status as Holy Man™ gives me that right; my "superiority" in this case just means "has satisfied the bare minimum requirements to be a biped".

QuoteWhy do you take this so serious in the first place?
What is accomplished by righting wrongs and laying down judgment within the confounds of an small ambiguous forum when you could be enjoying yourself talking with your friends in the other threads?

Because my friends do not enjoy the vast amounts of free time/fuck off time I enjoy.  They are busy during the daytime.  Nigel, Cain, and LMNO in particular.  Ergo, I am bored.  As I believe I've already mentioned.

There's a common ground we both share. I have nothing but tons of fuck around time too.
I just completely waisted an entire year screwing around too much.

I just want you to know, that is why I am here to stay. I'm trying to spend my time becoming better, because I am aware that I suck.

This is why I am leaving myself exposed to so many criticisms and being completely honest about my flaws. If I cannot be honest to myself, I can at least be honest to other people about myself.

This is why, if you are right about me, I will let you know.
This is also partially why you have seen such a dark side of me.
( Ha... that implies I have any redeemable factors what so-ever )

Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

Salty

Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 05:06:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 04:50:17 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 04:46:36 PM
You're better than me. Must be that simple.

Apparently, I am.  In this particular case, though, that's like being the skinniest kid at fat camp.

QuoteYour superiority obviously gives you the right to judge others from a high chair and imply yourself to be a perfect holier than thou person. Your actions seem obviously be the actions that a logical and strong person would make.

No, my status as Holy Man™ gives me that right; my "superiority" in this case just means "has satisfied the bare minimum requirements to be a biped".

QuoteWhy do you take this so serious in the first place?
What is accomplished by righting wrongs and laying down judgment within the confounds of an small ambiguous forum when you could be enjoying yourself talking with your friends in the other threads?

Because my friends do not enjoy the vast amounts of free time/fuck off time I enjoy.  They are busy during the daytime.  Nigel, Cain, and LMNO in particular.  Ergo, I am bored.  As I believe I've already mentioned.

There's a common ground we both share. I have nothing but tons of fuck around time too.
I just completely waisted an entire year screwing around too much.

I just want you to know, that is why I am here to stay. I'm trying to spend my time becoming better, because I am aware that I suck.

This is why I am leaving myself exposed to so many criticisms and being completely honest about my flaws. If I cannot be honest to myself, I can at least be honest to other people about myself.

This is why, if you are right about me, I will let you know.
This is also partially why you have seen such a dark derp side of me.
( Ha... that implies I have any redeemable factors what so-ever )

Fxt.

Also, yeah, there's clearly no other side.

Alty,
Welcome Wagoning.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Resigned Obligatorily

I guess dark was giving myself too much credit.
Thats a much much better way of putting it.
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 10:55:51 AM
Someone made this list, and I saved it because its an interesting concept.

How wrong is this?
I really think this is true for when you meet people.
This doesn't seem to apply when logic gives up and
a relationship takes over, or when guys are trying
to take pity on someone. Thats usually a friend zone thing anyway.



Literally all men care about.

1. How tall you are
2. How big your breasts are
3. How much money you make
4. How long your hair is
5. Your social status
6. How fit you are
7. What car you drive (and other various status symbols)
8. What you do at work
9. How popular you are
10. How pretty you are


I'm hoping that some will try to prove or disprove this, inevitable creating some insight about life.
Either that, or you all can just kill me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2014, 05:26:08 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 10:55:51 AM
Someone made this list, and I saved it because its an interesting concept.

How wrong is this?
I really think this is true for when you meet people.
This doesn't seem to apply when logic gives up and
a relationship takes over, or when guys are trying
to take pity on someone. Thats usually a friend zone thing anyway.



Literally all men care about.

1. How tall you are
2. How big your breasts are
3. How much money you make
4. How long your hair is
5. Your social status
6. How fit you are
7. What car you drive (and other various status symbols)
8. What you do at work
9. How popular you are
10. How pretty you are


I'm hoping that some will try to prove or disprove this, inevitable creating some insight about life.
Either that, or you all can just kill me.

It's half tempting to post that on a couple of PUA forums just to see the reaction.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

LMNO


Pergamos

Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 02:28:28 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 05, 2014, 02:23:16 PM
"literally all XXXXXX" statements are never correct. Some people will always be too smart/brain damaged to conform to your chosen demographic.

Not to say a whole bunch of these things won't hold true for a large percentage, given that a large percentage of any group are usually idiots. Ask any anthropologist why the list makes sense and it's pretty straightforward monkey brain wiring. However, as we discussed recently, monkey brain wiring is not fixed. assume otherwise at your peril.

That sounds comforting; yet I am not yet convinced that people care about more than that.
Which leads to my discomfort in experiencing any form of agreement with said monkey.

Either you only care abut those things, in which case why does it bother you that other people are the same way?  Or else you care about more than that, in which case not all people are that way.

The Good Reverend Roger

I think this thread shows the real hilarity that results from echo chamber mentalities.  TDS is basically a pack of puerile little freaks who spend their time trying to out-edgy each other, vying for who can be the most misogynistic as a means of proving their bravery to the rest.

Then one of them wanders out from underneath their fart-huffing blanket and says something that is - in their eyes - perfectly normal.  And everyone laughs at him like he was some kind of sideshow geek.  Which, obviously, he is...Having spent a great deal of time and effort to make himself one.

Then come the excuses.  "I hate women because of trauma."  FFS.  He got his widdle heart chipped and that's a reason to hate ALL women.  Well done. Well fucking done.

Compare that to wossname, "Gonad" or whatever it was, also from TDS.  The FUNNIEST part is that they accuse US of being an echo chamber, despite records of us dismembering each other that go back 11 years.  Why are we an echo chamber?  Because we disagree with and mock their precious bigotries and their deeply-cherished cowardice.

Compare to tumblr oppression boards for cheap laughs.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 07:07:44 PMThe FUNNIEST part is that they accuse US of being an echo chamber, despite records of us dismembering each other that go back 11 years.

Newsfeed!  :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Pæs

My God, this thread. Do they offer remedial classes in social skills where you live?

Holy fuck, can you not feel how incredibly unsubtle the whole 'self-deprecation to defend against criticism' is and how it makes you respected less and so treated worse?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Pæs on March 05, 2014, 08:28:01 PM
My God, this thread. Do they offer remedial classes in social skills where you live?

Holy fuck, can you not feel how incredibly unsubtle the whole 'self-deprecation to defend against criticism' is and how it makes you respected less and so treated worse?

I know it makes me salivate like a fucking steppe wolf in a chickenhouse.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pæs

Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 10:55:51 AM
a friend zone thing anyway.
YOU ARE RUNNING ON A METRIC FUCKTON OF BAD SIGNAL.


Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 10:55:51 AM
Literally all women care about.

1. How tall you are
2. How big your dick is
3. How much money you make
4. How much hair you have
5. Your social status
6. How fit you are
7. What car you drive (and other various status symbols)
8. What you do at work
9. How popular you are
10. How handsome you are

THIS IS A SELF-DEFENSIVE DELUSION YOU HAVE LATCHED ON TO, EXPLAINING AWAY YOUR PAST REJECTION BY DEMONISING YOUR REJECTORS RATHER THAN TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE PARTS OF YOURSELF THAT ARE DETESTABLE.

BY REDUCING WOMEN TO THESE CONCERNS, YOU CAN COMFORTABLE BELIEVE THAT YOU HAVE OTHER REDEEMING QUALITIES WHICH WOULD MAKE YOU ATTRACTIVE IF ONLY WOMEN WERE NOT SO SHALLOW, BUT AT THE SAME TIME BETRAYING THE FACT THAT 'WINNING PERSONALITY' CANNOT BE ONE OF THESE REDEEMING QUALITIES.

Pæs