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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 22, 2012, 04:43:31 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#30
October 23, 2012, 06:05:26 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 23, 2012, 12:52:26 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 23, 2012, 12:10:52 AM
:lol: 

Wait...  I was looking for BAD behavior.  If you've got the hostess AND her mother giggling in the kitchen, you have not behaved badly.

They're bad people, too.

Nah...  they got to the kitchen.

I wouldn't have gotten out of the room before laughing my ass off.

Honestly, I wouldn't have tried.

Also, I was the tea and spice blendmaster for a local (once the best in Portland, now, sadly, not very good) coffee company for several years, and assisted with coffee buying. I actually do know tea inside and out and partly due to my abnormally sensitive sense of smell I have a keen, trained and refined palate for tea, coffee and spices, and could usually reverse-engineer a recipe through odor alone, although I'm a little rusty with terminology now and as I age I am betting that my palate is losing some acuity. I can tell when people are blowing smoke out their asses about tea, which is almost all the time that people talk about tea.

Also I drink Constant Comment, and I will shiv a motherfucker who makes fun. No, it's not high-class or pure or fancy or any of that shit, but it's cheap and it tastes good. I can't afford to drink any TGFWOP shit all the time.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#31
October 23, 2012, 08:00:15 AM
TGFWOP? Too Good For ?? ??? People?
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Kai

#32
October 23, 2012, 02:36:27 PM
Amazing. I would have done this myself, if I got up the courage. This is the way to crash pretentiousness with class.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
October 25, 2012, 03:27:55 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 23, 2012, 08:00:15 AM
TGFWOP? Too Good For ?? ??? People?

Tippy Golden Flowery Whole Orange Pekoe. It's a tea grade.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#34
October 25, 2012, 06:37:45 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 25, 2012, 03:27:55 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 23, 2012, 08:00:15 AM
TGFWOP? Too Good For ?? ??? People?

Tippy Golden Flowery Whole Orange Pekoe. It's a tea grade.

Holy shit. That sounds like a really fucked up hippie baby name.
Can't tea just be "fine", "good", "fair", "poor" or "dogshit" like everything else? :lulz:
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LMNO

#35
October 25, 2012, 01:22:59 PM
Unfortunately, I think I identified four out of those six terms.

I am a bad person.

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
October 25, 2012, 06:01:19 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 25, 2012, 06:37:45 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 25, 2012, 03:27:55 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 23, 2012, 08:00:15 AM
TGFWOP? Too Good For ?? ??? People?

Tippy Golden Flowery Whole Orange Pekoe. It's a tea grade.

Holy shit. That sounds like a really fucked up hippie baby name.
Can't tea just be "fine", "good", "fair", "poor" or "dogshit" like everything else? :lulz:

For me, tea goes in order (best to worst):

Bad.
Awful.
Piss.
Red Rose.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#37
October 25, 2012, 09:32:02 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 25, 2012, 06:37:45 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 25, 2012, 03:27:55 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 23, 2012, 08:00:15 AM
TGFWOP? Too Good For ?? ??? People?

Tippy Golden Flowery Whole Orange Pekoe. It's a tea grade.

Holy shit. That sounds like a really fucked up hippie baby name.
Can't tea just be "fine", "good", "fair", "poor" or "dogshit" like everything else? :lulz:

No, because they needed a lot of words to be thoroughly precise about exactly what they were describing. "Tippy" = the leafy tip of new growth at the end of a twig. "Golden Flowery" = young leaves that are light in color. "Whole" = not broken. "Orange" = fully oxidized before drying (ie. neither green nor oolong). "Pekoe" = downy.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#38
October 25, 2012, 09:32:26 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 25, 2012, 06:01:19 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 25, 2012, 06:37:45 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 25, 2012, 03:27:55 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 23, 2012, 08:00:15 AM
TGFWOP? Too Good For ?? ??? People?

Tippy Golden Flowery Whole Orange Pekoe. It's a tea grade.

Holy shit. That sounds like a really fucked up hippie baby name.
Can't tea just be "fine", "good", "fair", "poor" or "dogshit" like everything else? :lulz:

For me, tea goes in order (best to worst):

Bad.
Awful.
Piss.
Red Rose.

Red Rose is truly special.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#39
October 25, 2012, 09:33:34 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 25, 2012, 09:32:26 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 25, 2012, 06:01:19 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 25, 2012, 06:37:45 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 25, 2012, 03:27:55 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 23, 2012, 08:00:15 AM
TGFWOP? Too Good For ?? ??? People?

Tippy Golden Flowery Whole Orange Pekoe. It's a tea grade.

Holy shit. That sounds like a really fucked up hippie baby name.
Can't tea just be "fine", "good", "fair", "poor" or "dogshit" like everything else? :lulz:

For me, tea goes in order (best to worst):

Bad.
Awful.
Piss.
Red Rose.

Red Rose is truly special.

ONLY IN CANADA, YOU SAY?  PITY!

(Yeah, pity the poor Canadians)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#40
October 25, 2012, 09:59:39 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 25, 2012, 09:33:34 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 25, 2012, 09:32:26 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 25, 2012, 06:01:19 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 25, 2012, 06:37:45 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 25, 2012, 03:27:55 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 23, 2012, 08:00:15 AM
TGFWOP? Too Good For ?? ??? People?

Tippy Golden Flowery Whole Orange Pekoe. It's a tea grade.

Holy shit. That sounds like a really fucked up hippie baby name.
Can't tea just be "fine", "good", "fair", "poor" or "dogshit" like everything else? :lulz:

For me, tea goes in order (best to worst):

Bad.
Awful.
Piss.
Red Rose.

Red Rose is truly special.

ONLY IN CANADA, YOU SAY?  PITY!

(Yeah, pity the poor Canadians)

You can totally buy it in the grocery store here. Bottom shelf, $3.99 for about 5000 teabags.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#41
October 25, 2012, 10:25:48 PM
Red rose is the one with the little ceramic animals as prizes yeah?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#42
October 25, 2012, 10:40:28 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 25, 2012, 10:25:48 PM
Red rose is the one with the little ceramic animals as prizes yeah?

Yes.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#44
October 25, 2012, 11:04:27 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 25, 2012, 10:46:09 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 25, 2012, 10:40:28 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 25, 2012, 10:25:48 PM
Red rose is the one with the little ceramic animals as prizes yeah?

Yes.

Canada is weird.

Drink tea, collect animals! It makes perfect sense!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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