Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, my feet. They hurt.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Tuesday is biopsy and pap day.

Getting all my pants-shitting done now, out of courtesy to the doctor.

I mean, I'm going to get cancer at some point. It's in both sides of my family in really fun ways, right there with insanity, exploding hearts, and alcoholism. Probably something to do with well-water and strip-mining/fracking. >.>

Then again, I'm sure everything is fine. It's just the bad break-up (and ex that won't leave me alone) and working every god damn day and packing up my shit and arranging a move that's making this seem awful, right?

That's totally it.

Hang in there!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Good luck, CPD.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So today in my Research Methods in Psychology class, the professor introduced the concept of the Bell curve.

I'm not kidding.

At this point I just feel vaguely insulted.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It occurs to me that although I'll be a little stressed out compiling my Methods & Materials section by Thursday afternoon, I probably could have just written the whole proposal in week 1 and been done with it.

[Cain]

Taking a couple of days off.  Apparently saying I've been up at 4am is code for "I'm drunk" rather than "I was at work at a stupid time in the morning and as such I'm pretty tired and made a mistake".

I'm too tired to get mad about it, but I don't like the implication, and I have other things to be getting on with.  So, later.

[Pæs]

I don't think anyone meant to seriously imply you were drunk.

Sorry if rolling with the "Go home, you're drunk" meme being invoked caused offense, though.

[hooplala]

It's a pretty common saying in North America, possibly not elsewhere... but for the record (and someone IS keeping a record, I hope), I thought it was a tad inappropriate in the context it was used as well.

[Junkenstein]

Everyone's keeping a record of everything, all the fucking time.

Don't hope for it, it's already happening. And it's requests like this FOR MORE which will get everyone their own personal taser firing drone by 2045. No, that is not a good thing.

[hooplala]

Everyone's keeping a record of everything, all the fucking time.

Don't hope for it, it's already happening. And it's requests like this FOR MORE which will get everyone their own personal taser firing drone by 2045. No, that is not a good thing.

I dunno, Enrico has taught me some moves with a tazer that my wife has never been able to reproduce.

[Junkenstein]

Yes, the Gitmo guide to the Joy of Sex can be difficult to reproduce.

I suggest you have her black bag your first, then try the taser play. Remember to wash your jumpsuit regularly.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Taking a couple of days off.  Apparently saying I've been up at 4am is code for "I'm drunk" rather than "I was at work at a stupid time in the morning and as such I'm pretty tired and made a mistake".

I'm too tired to get mad about it, but I don't like the implication, and I have other things to be getting on with.  So, later.

Sorry Cain, it was meant as a harmless reference to a joke.

[Eater of Clowns]

FUCK YOU MY MOM DIED OF DRUNK TAUTOLOGY

[Junkenstein]

I'm still trying to work out if Lesswrong is terrible for a range of reasons.

I'm leaning towards "Yes". 

[minuspace]

The last article you linked re: less-wrong had some incriminating potential, if one were so inclined.  I'm not one to judge, I just don't like the way they think.  And anything else I say will be pretty much as condescending as they are toxic.