The Haiku Game

[Cain]

Is that some Harry
Potter Slashfic.  Ron does what
with a banana?

NT: The Drake equation

[e]

Alien life huh?
Sure it's probably out there.
Chance of meeting?  Zilch.

topic: forgetting to add a new topic and having to edit the post

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

My Haiku complete
I click on the post button.
Hell! Forgot "NT"

NT: tea

[e]

Reason for most wars
At least, involving the Brits.
"Opium" Wars? Suuuure.

nt: Feudal China vs post-industrial Britain

[AFK]

I want to have tea.
I'm Out! Gotta go buy some.
But, the hill is steep.

NT:  Captain Planet vs. Voltron

Damn you!
/

[Doktor Loki]

Earth!  Water!  Fire!  Air!
But hey, where is Heart?  Stepped on
By giant robot

nt: magic mushrooms

[Kurt Christ]

Shamanic mushrooms
I speak with spirits tonight
All things answer me

Next Topic: The Clash

[Bu🤠ns]

gotta lose this skin
prison of punk: simple, blink,
sum, shouldn't stay, they should go

count chocula vs. boo berry

[Triple Zero]

A better place to
leave pr0n would be the legis-
lators' offices

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Richter]

Pink fuck faces down
An anorexic vampire?
Will not eat either.

NT: lurk moar

[tyrannosaurus vex]

lurking is moar good
to learn the weirding ways of
proper ignorance

nt: the eventual triumph of noobs over good

[e]

Did Jesus not say,
Noobs shall inherit the earth?
fucking noob-lover.

NT: PKing Jesus.

[the dreadful hours]

what is this p k?
meh, i really do not care
jesus christ it's hot

nt:  carrion

[hunter s.durden]

Speaking of Jesus,
the poor bastard was left out
to rot on the cross.

NT: Heath Ledger