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Luna

Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 17, 2011, 01:33:09 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 17, 2011, 01:26:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 17, 2011, 01:23:58 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 17, 2011, 01:22:37 PM
It's the one, unused condom that I'm wondering about.

And the fact that, according to the article, he knew he was going to jail, and stood in court in front of the judge with all that... stored.

i wonder if he got fidgetty

One would imagine that if one were carrying a sharp object there, one would fidget as little as possible.  I mean, I'm sure it was capped, but...

imagine trying to get all of that out too  :lulz:

Imagine being the sheriff who realized it was his job to take all of that out.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Adios

Sounds like a real pain in the ass.

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Jenne

Quote from: Luna on February 17, 2011, 02:40:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 17, 2011, 01:33:09 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 17, 2011, 01:26:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 17, 2011, 01:23:58 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 17, 2011, 01:22:37 PM
It's the one, unused condom that I'm wondering about.

And the fact that, according to the article, he knew he was going to jail, and stood in court in front of the judge with all that... stored.

i wonder if he got fidgetty

One would imagine that if one were carrying a sharp object there, one would fidget as little as possible.  I mean, I'm sure it was capped, but...

imagine trying to get all of that out too  :lulz:

Imagine being the sheriff who realized it was his job to take all of that out.

FACT:  99.9% of all drugs consumed in jail/prison have been up someone's ass.

My dad has some GREAT stories...

Luna

The religious right is going to have a collective shitfit.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/02/18/AR2011021804967.html

http://www.ofr.gov/OFRUpload/OFRData/2011-03993_PI.pdf

On a quick read, they tightened up the "conscience law" so that pharmacists can no longer refuse to provide birth control based on moral objections, it looks like it now applies ONLY to sterilizations and abortions.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

BadBeast

Quote from: Luna on February 18, 2011, 10:02:36 PM
The religious right is going to have a collective shitfit.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/02/18/AR2011021804967.html

http://www.ofr.gov/OFRUpload/OFRData/2011-03993_PI.pdf

On a quick read, they tightened up the "conscience law" so that pharmacists can no longer refuse to provide birth control based on moral objections, it looks like it now applies ONLY to sterilizations and abortions.

They'd be risking their Rapture Tickets if they didn't get all damp over stuff like this. They'll be picketing Pharmacists, and screeching their ignorant diatribe at any woman going in with a 'whiff of the slut' about her. It's what they do.
Anyway, it's ridiculous that Pharmacists can refuse to provide perfectly legal drugs on moral grounds. If they're that bent out of shape about people getting the Pill, then they need to find a different fucking job!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Luna

Quote from: BadBeast on February 18, 2011, 10:26:31 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 18, 2011, 10:02:36 PM
The religious right is going to have a collective shitfit.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/02/18/AR2011021804967.html

http://www.ofr.gov/OFRUpload/OFRData/2011-03993_PI.pdf

On a quick read, they tightened up the "conscience law" so that pharmacists can no longer refuse to provide birth control based on moral objections, it looks like it now applies ONLY to sterilizations and abortions.

They'd be risking their Rapture Tickets if they didn't get all damp over stuff like this. They'll be picketing Pharmacists, and screeching their ignorant diatribe at any woman going in with a 'whiff of the slut' about her. It's what they do.
Anyway, it's ridiculous that Pharmacists can refuse to provide perfectly legal drugs on moral grounds. If they're that bent out of shape about people getting the Pill, then they need to find a different fucking job!

My take on it, exactly.  FFS, your job is to count the pills and put them in the bottle.  Period.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cain


BadBeast

Quote from: Cain on February 23, 2011, 02:07:38 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 18, 2011, 02:44:25 PM
Here's a good one. Tory Politician A Member Of Feared Biker Gang.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20110218/tuk-tory-politician-a-member-of-feared-b-45dbed5.html

So he's a member of two organized crime groups then.
At least. I bet he's A Mason too. P2, even, maybe. Although I'm actually finding it quite hard to picture him flying a full Patch, going toe to toe with some  H.A Soldiers, carving up the territory between them in some gloomy New Forest glade. 
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4


Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

How fucking dim do they think all that sounds to non-Chinese? Or what they were trying to achieve anyway? How are they going to enforce this then? Do they have Soul eating Devils in China? You're under arrest for attempting to reincarnate?  Hmm,  . . . .
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Telarus

Quote from: BadBeast on February 24, 2011, 02:39:17 AM
Or what they were trying to achieve anyway?

This was specifically to foul the traditional inheritance that a "reincarnated" Lama receives from the church. The CCP was really pissed that they were getting around all sorts of bureaucracy with that trick.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: BadBeast on February 24, 2011, 02:39:17 AM
How fucking dim do they think all that sounds to non-Chinese? Or what they were trying to achieve anyway? How are they going to enforce this then? Do they have Soul eating Devils in China? You're under arrest for attempting to reincarnate?  Hmm,  . . . .

I think they'd have to arrest him. Cuz, you know, executing him is just going to make him a repeat offender.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS