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Just so you know, Obama is going to be overthrown on Friday

Started by Cain, May 14, 2014, 10:48:31 AM

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LMNO

#15
May 16, 2014, 04:13:55 PM
TURN ON CNN!

Q. G. Pennyworth

#16
May 16, 2014, 04:28:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 16, 2014, 04:13:55 PM
TURN ON CNN!

Must have missed it, they're on Sharia Law Scary Stories now.

Nephew Twiddleton

#17
May 16, 2014, 04:33:44 PM
If CNN doesn't think there's a story, there isn't one at all.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Johnny

#18
May 16, 2014, 07:54:29 PM

How should the slave foreigners adress our overlords now?
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Freeky

#19
May 16, 2014, 08:32:46 PM
Quote"I'm so fed up with the tyranny I sold my jet ski," the caller said. "I'm so fed up with the way the government is manipulating the water with the chemtrails, I'm afraid I can't even use my jet ski."


Wow.   :lulz:

The Wizard Joseph

#20
May 17, 2014, 09:10:01 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on May 16, 2014, 08:32:46 PM
Quote"I'm so fed up with the tyranny I sold my jet ski," the caller said. "I'm so fed up with the way the government is manipulating the water with the chemtrails, I'm afraid I can't even use my jet ski."


Wow.   :lulz:

yeah I spotted this one too.. I guess this is how you can tell if a ridiculous, pseudo-patriot consumer drone is truly and finally done with tyranny, he will sell his jet ski. Then he won't have to live in fear any more. Then the tyrants will learn.

Hope he got a good price for it  :roll:
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#21
May 19, 2014, 07:33:49 AM
What if they gave a war revolt and nobody came? http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/guarantee-10-million-operation-american-spring-protesters-just-under-10-million

The source is admittedly biased, but it says their count was just over 100 people.  :lulz:
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minuspace

#22
May 19, 2014, 07:52:14 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 16, 2014, 02:47:57 PM
Two seperate factions fighting to rule the same Soveriegn state or territory. . Still a bit of a misnomer though, because by that point, civility has gone right out the window.
The territory is earth, my rule is autonomy, and all my bloody civilians are motherfuckingnfreedom fighters. Want some chips with that serano :evil:

Nephew Twiddleton

#23
May 19, 2014, 02:46:24 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on May 19, 2014, 07:33:49 AM
What if they gave a war revolt and nobody came? http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/guarantee-10-million-operation-american-spring-protesters-just-under-10-million

The source is admittedly biased, but it says their count was just over 100 people.  :lulz:

Ohhhhhh..... it's a little rainy out, on this sunny day so we can't get enough we the people out here. Rain rain go away, we're trying to have yet another crybaby host fit. Plus some of our supporters are supporting Bundy. Rain and Bundy. It will take a little blood.... mostly because there's not enough blood for us to spare.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#24
May 19, 2014, 03:13:09 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on May 16, 2014, 08:32:46 PM
Quote"I'm so fed up with the tyranny I sold my jet ski," the caller said. "I'm so fed up with the way the government is manipulating the water with the chemtrails, I'm afraid I can't even use my jet ski."


Wow.   :lulz:

What?  You think these freaks don't really live in that world?
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Bruno

#25
May 19, 2014, 06:34:19 PM
The right-wing loony facebook groups are reporting that the event was a total success, and Glen Beck is a liar NWO shill for Obama, or something.

:lulz:
Formerly something else...

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
May 19, 2014, 06:38:00 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on May 19, 2014, 06:34:19 PM
The right-wing loony facebook groups are reporting that the event was a total success, and Glen Beck is a liar NWO shill for Obama, or something.

:lulz:

I like this new future.  :lord:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#27
May 19, 2014, 07:16:51 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on May 19, 2014, 06:34:19 PM
The right-wing loony facebook groups are reporting that the event was a total success, and Glen Beck is a liar NWO shill for Obama, or something.

:lulz:

You're only as good as your last gig, I suppose.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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BadBeast

#28
May 19, 2014, 11:37:08 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on May 19, 2014, 07:52:14 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 16, 2014, 02:47:57 PM
Two seperate factions fighting to rule the same Soveriegn state or territory. . Still a bit of a misnomer though, because by that point, civility has gone right out the window.
The territory is earth, my rule is autonomy, and all my bloody civilians are motherfuckingnfreedom fighters. Want some chips with that serano :evil:
The territory is now immaterial, my rule is written across your forehead in Sharpie marker, and civilians all ride Jet-skis. Freedom is now compulsory, and insurgents  fight to feel the familiar yoke of Imperial Despotism. And you speak of CHIPS? I'll give you chips, with your chips. So you can even chip while you chip. Now the only choice left is Ketchup or Mayo. And we're almost out of Mayo.
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NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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minuspace

#29
May 20, 2014, 06:02:06 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 19, 2014, 11:37:08 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on May 19, 2014, 07:52:14 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 16, 2014, 02:47:57 PM
Two seperate factions fighting to rule the same Soveriegn state or territory. . Still a bit of a misnomer though, because by that point, civility has gone right out the window.
The territory is earth, my rule is autonomy, and all my bloody civilians are motherfuckingnfreedom fighters. Want some chips with that serano :evil:
The territory is now immaterial, my rule is written across your forehead in Sharpie marker, and civilians all ride Jet-skis. Freedom is now compulsory, and insurgents  fight to feel the familiar yoke of Imperial Despotism. And you speak of CHIPS? I'll give you chips, with your chips. So you can even chip while you chip. Now the only choice left is Ketchup or Mayo. And we're almost out of Mayo.
Still luv ya bro.

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