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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, November 06, 2010, 11:07:23 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Had a thought (a few actually, wrote some of them down) at the bar last night-

What do you guys think about welcoming the new series of politicians to Washington (or their respective state capitals if Governor) by sending them a letter informing them that, whether they like it or not they are now a part of a secret society/clandestine conspiracy of the power elite (read, the Illuminati); further that they were not elected by the will of the people but rather that they were selected by the group and their elections were achieved by means of subliminal advertising and hypnotic suggestion introduced by mouthpieces like Glenn Beck, and that they must play ball.

No threats of dire consequences or anything, just that they must play ball, and that further instructions will be forth coming. Further, that they must acknowledge their acceptence of their position and new task by using several codewords in a public address (much like ColbertGASM). If they accept, then we continue to send them instructions on various issues, but sporadic ones that don't make a lot of sense that a conspiracy would bother themselves to be interested in.

Sound good or should I go back to the drawing board?
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Placid Dingo

This would probably have to include a significant dose of KYFMS.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 07, 2010, 04:48:11 AM
This would probably have to include a significant dose of KYFMS.

Naturally. THough that makes the bouncing off of ideas a little tricky.
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Placid Dingo

I just remembered GASM is a secret forum though

This would take some organisation though

My concern is some political types may get a little antsy if they think they're being contacted by secret organisations, and I would hate to see people (our people) in compromising positions

This would be a post election thing, yes?
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 07, 2010, 07:21:23 AM
I just remembered GASM is a secret forum though

This would take some organisation though

My concern is some political types may get a little antsy if they think they're being contacted by secret organisations, and I would hate to see people (our people) in compromising positions

This would be a post election thing, yes?

Yes... You're Australian, right? When is post election for you? If it's far off, feel free to weigh in here anyway.
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Placid Dingo

Yes. It's a bit off yeah.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Well, part of what I was hoping for was postmarks from foreign countries to make it seem like "an international thing," (London even better, but if it comes from something like unexpected like Adelaide, that would be pretty cool. Might even make it more likely to get read since it's foreign) so you're more than welcome to join in. Naturally, any return addresses would have to be spoofed addresses that only technically exist, so no one gets the blame for anything.

I'll get your back with TeaPartyGASM Aussie edition
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Phox

I will gladly right some Illuminati letters for you. Let's do this shit.  :lulz:

Nephew Twiddleton

Cool, I'll compile a list of newcomer politicians for this and post it here
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Be sure to include instructions not to discuss the letter with anyone else. Maybe even instructions to destroy the letter. This would eliminate the suspicion of it being some kind of ploy to draw attention to something. Also, it needs to look ridiculously official, be printed on heavy, expensive paper, and be signed by hand.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 07, 2010, 07:21:23 AM
I just remembered GASM is a secret forum though

This would take some organisation though

My concern is some political types may get a little antsy if they think they're being contacted by secret organisations, and I would hate to see people (our people) in compromising positions

This would be a post election thing, yes?

Sorry, I don't think I registered that bit when I was first reading it. What would be a good way to reduce the likelihood of that?
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Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 07, 2010, 06:46:47 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 07, 2010, 04:48:11 AM
This would probably have to include a significant dose of KYFMS.

Naturally. THough that makes the bouncing off of ideas a little tricky.

Just some targets bite back is all, there's always pm
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I know some technically real adresses around here in dutchspagistan if such a thing is needed.
I'm even willing to post(and pay for stamps'n'stuff) some of these letters in a mailbox close to the adress.
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