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Hello there, I'm Elder Twid and I would like to talk to you about another testament of Jesus Christ
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THERE WILL BE GLORIBLE WOMPS FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!!

And I will be plotting my retaliation!

PLOT HARDERER!!!!!

DO YOU WANT TO BE DESERT AND THE SALAD COURSE AS WELL AS THE MAINCOURSE?????

According to you, yes.

THERE WILL BE GLORIBLE WOMPS FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!!

And I will be plotting my retaliation!

WHY TWID!? WHY!? 

Eh, mainly because I don't want Dad to be a pain in my ass about it on Wednesday. Normally I'd be like, "don't care," but considering the circumstances it's just easier this way.

Yeah, understandable...  Anything to prevent more family drama.

Yeah. He and grandpa have this thing about looking "presentable" in a Church. Pity, grandma always liked me with a beard. Meh.

Plus, the derp face wouldn't look the same with a goatee.

WHY TWID!? WHY!? 

Eh, mainly because I don't want Dad to be a pain in my ass about it on Wednesday. Normally I'd be like, "don't care," but considering the circumstances it's just easier this way.

Wot's the summit for then?

You're all nazis. Tea Party sez so.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/tea-party-nation-accuses-occupy-wall-street-nazi-ties

OWS claims to be a leaderless movement, yet no one involved with the movement is willing to denounce the Nazis or the Communists. Contrast that to the Tea Party movement, which went overboard to make sure no one involved with the Tea Party movement was a racist or a Nazi.

Hay PD, did I miss any spots?

So all the people they've been calling lazy hippies are actually Nazis?

It's like they're immune to cognitive dissonance. 

No, you see hippies are Nazis because Herbert Marcuse, a socialist, was a huge influence on the New Left and because of National SOCIALISM and Jonah Goldberg wrote a book about this called Liberal Fascism, which proves Hitler was a vegan, feminist, PETA loving hippie freak.

By that standard, the DPRK is a democracy.   

Lies inherent in the name? 3.

Jim is a little mad at me.

In my defense, I DID try to flush it, but it swam upriver like a champ and accidentally the pipe.  Plumber's on the way, but apparently his office is currently uninhabitable.   I blame the veggies you guys put in my lunch.

Well, I didn't think you wanted this delicious roast beef sandwich.  

Vengeance will be mine.  Oh, yes.

Okay, okay.  How about two sammiches and two things of beans tomorrow?

FUCK IT!  SOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLD!

  Be sure to tell Jim to bring a hazmat suit. 

He made me have one of my guys install a lock on his bathroom.

Silly boss.   

Dok,
Has all the general master keys in his office.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!   I don't know why that's so funny, but it is!   

I'm laughing my ass off over here too! 

So sorry to hear about your loss, Twid.

Try not to tear yourself up over it.  She wouldn't want that.

Thanks Luna. I know. But, gotta beat myself up over it a little. Part of the process.

Yeah, I do understand.  Give a yell if you need anything, man.

Thanks 

So sorry to hear about your loss, Twid.

Try not to tear yourself up over it.  She wouldn't want that.

Thanks Luna. I know. But, gotta beat myself up over it a little. Part of the process.

Fuck, condolances man.

If you make it down this way give me a shout, I'm free every evening after five.

thanks dude. Will let you know what's going on in a couple of days.