The Haiku Game

[the dreadful hours]

lacing up the shoes
getting ready for the pit
face full of elbow

nt:  caught in a mosh

[Voodoo]

think before you speak

were you dropped as a baby?

I'm caught in a mosh


NT: lube

[Richter]

Use it, or loose it.
Abraisive genital loss
Really is sucky.

NT: Fine cheese

[fomenter]

 growing between legs
a fine cheese pungent and strong
a bath is called for

NT fine wine

[Richter]

Subtle at a sip,
From Grapes of Entitlement,
Harshly fills the palate.

NT: 100 year eggs

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Grandma got pregnant
At age one hundred and one.
The baby fell out.

NT: Scrotal flux

[Chairman Risus]

It's back from the dead
save women and children first
haiku thread lives on


NT: Unnecessary bumps

[Payne]

I will kill Risus
bashing a blunt instrument
against his forehead

NT: FUCKING FUCK THE HAIKU GAME RIGHT UP IT'S ASS I WANT IT TO DIE DIE DIE, AND FOR IT'S ASHES TO BE BE SMEARED IN WITH THE DUST THAT COMES OUT OF MICHAEL DOUGLAS' COCK SO THAT NO ON WILL EVER BUMP IT AGAIN EVER AND PEOPLE WILL CRY AND SAY "WOW THE HAIKU GAME WAS GREAT!" AND I WILL LAUGH AND SAY I WILL STICK MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU WILL GET THAT LITTLE PEBBLE THATS STUCK IN THE TREAD WEDGED INTO YOUR THROAT AND YOU WILL DIE LIKE THIS THREAD SHOULD.

[Chairman Risus]

Sometimes I do things
if only just to spite you
ha ha ha ha ha

NT: if you are reading this, I may already be dead.  Unless it was Payne that tried to kill me.  He failed miserably.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

LOL PAYNE HAETS HAIKU
ROFL ROFL ROFL LOL
LOL HAIKU LOL

NT: How Payne's shoe pebble corrected Michael Douglas' dust-emitting prostate and can cure yours too!

[Payne]

LOL PAYNE HAETS HAIKU
ROFL ROFL ROFL LOL
LOL HAIKU LOL

NT: How Payne's shoe pebble corrected Michael Douglas' dust-emitting prostate and can cure yours too!

NT: FUCK YOU ALL

[Richter]

Cowed and scolded
Poetry stands appalled
WTF

NT: horrible barness of the meat.

[hooplala]

"Barness"?

[Richter]

(Clad in latex red,
She'll bind you in stall or loft.
Don't hit her broad side.)

Barness.

Well?

[hooplala]

"Barness"?