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BREAKING NEWS! NE PORTLAND WOMAN VICTIM OF BRUTAL CONING.

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 01, 2010, 03:11:41 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel



At around 5, EFO came in and said "Mom. The front steps are covered in cones and there's a guy sitting there, just laughing."

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

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the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Salty

Quick! Everyone under the cone!

You must get under the cone BEFORE the cone gets on top of you.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Don Coyote

Quote from: Alty on October 01, 2010, 03:45:31 AM
Quick! Everyone under the cone!

You must get under the cone BEFORE the cone gets on top of you.
:lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I sustained only mild blunt trauma to my psyche as a result of this truly vicious coning. The perp was so brazen that the coning took place not only in FULL DAYLIGHT, but right on front of my children, all of whom are apparently so jaded from the extreme nature of this coning that their only reaction was "LOL".

It is worth noting, at this point, that the perpetrator, sometimes known as "Peleus" or "Yatto", is not quite as totally insane in person (unlike E.O.T.) as he is online. However, I think that it is very telling (and you may draw your own conclusions from this) that Little Orange INSTANTLY LOVED HIM. Should you be afraid? You decide!

Sadly, he and the bearer of his young were unable to stay for dinner, but hopefully our next meeting will include more consuming of comestibles.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nast

Did you hear? I heard that when Little Johnny got his first coning, he couldn't walk for days.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Nast

The fees he accrued at the prolapse clinic were numerous.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

It was during this visit that EFO, who brought to us the statement that "Making people wrong feels good", said, "Other people's pain is funny".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Nast

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:57:55 AM
It was during this visit that EFO, who brought to us the statement that "Making people wrong feels good", said, "Other people's pain is funny".


I'm worried that children are our future.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Jasper

They grasp a cosmic truth very early.  I wish I was so precocious.