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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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ITT: Famous Last Words

Started by Cramulus, April 04, 2007, 06:31:55 PM

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the dreadful hours


Jenne

Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 12, 2007, 09:14:54 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 12, 2007, 09:05:47 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 12, 2007, 08:28:03 PM
Because noone has said it, and I'm a huge gaywad nerd:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

Too much Guiness for you. 



Beer + Jedi = win

"The Force Will Be With You, Always"

rabidpigmy

"At last! Enlightenment!" *Poo*

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 AM
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

Best one EVER! This man is a genius!

Messier Undertree


Suu

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 09:09:56 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 AM
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

Best one EVER! This man is a genius!

What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

hunter s.durden

Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 13, 2007, 10:24:01 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 09:09:56 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 AM
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

Best one EVER! This man is a genius!

What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?

In my case?
"He died as he lived."
This space for rent.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 13, 2007, 10:24:01 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 09:09:56 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 AM
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

Best one EVER! This man is a genius!

What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?

He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.

Cramulus

#53
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 13, 2007, 10:26:17 PM
In my case?
"He died as he lived."


and


Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 10:33:02 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 13, 2007, 10:24:01 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 AM
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?

He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.


tie for  :potd:

P3nT4gR4m

damn ... it's actually jus happend to me ...

srsly - I been shot by burglr ...

what's the fucking chance .......................................

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hunter s.durden

OK... finally.

So you guys all thought Silly was a huge piece of shit too, right?
This space for rent.

Cain

Quote from: SillyCybin on April 13, 2007, 11:04:28 PM
damn ... it's actually jus happend to me ...

srsly - I been shot by burglr ...

what's the fucking chance .......................................

HA HA!
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Cramulus

thank god he's gone, now we can all use his avatar

Adios

You may well whip my ass, but I'll promise you it WILL NOT BE WORTH THE VICTORY!

Jasper

"I hope you stole that bullet...."