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Why P3nt isn't actually Scottish.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 22, 2014, 04:53:00 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

April 22, 2014, 04:53:00 PM
REAL Scotsman do not go bouncing across mountains in wintertime, or take to sea in tiny canoes.

No.  They shoot heroin like their ancestors, and die in stupid altercations usually involving ugly significant others.
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April 22, 2014, 05:05:41 PM
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April 22, 2014, 05:44:07 PM
I'm surrounded by scotsmen so I can't really disagree with your argument. There are similarities between me and my countrymen, undoubtedly, but I'm pretty sure most of them don't view the rest as prey.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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April 22, 2014, 05:44:34 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 22, 2014, 05:44:07 PM
I'm surrounded by scotsmen so I can't really disagree with your argument. There are similarities between me and my countrymen, undoubtedly, but I'm pretty sure most of them don't view the rest as prey.

I think all of them do.  I read your's and Payne's tourism guide.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

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April 22, 2014, 05:45:58 PM
Okay, I admit it, I'm scottish to the core  :oops:  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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