Quotes of the Moment II

[The Good Reverend Roger]

When you get really tired, it becomes shadow spiders.

You thought you knew terror?  Stay awake for 96 hours.

I know those feels.

[Cain]

Me: ah, Fandom Wank.  I should read more of their greatest hits

Lizzie: Lolol.  Just as I should melt weed chocolate into some hot chocolate when I'm done with this project

Me: just as I should kill my boss, then eat his brains to steal his power

Lizzie: Don't forget his liver for his courage

Me: he doesn't have any of that

Lizzie: Lol. My final is done?! Not ? My brain is a liquid officially

Me: should've killed your boss and eaten their brain, to gain their power

Lizzie: My boss' husband is a cop.  Plus I'm a kiss up so that won't work.  I'll need to murder someone else

Me: murder her husband too

Lizzie: He's a sheriff, which might make it a felony?  Or it's one either way

Me: apparently so.  I just googled "is murdering a sheriff a felony". that will be fun to explain to the NSA

[Faust]

Searched the line from Illuminatus/PD "So do many things come to pass" and found a dirty limerick

And so do many things come to pass...

There was a young monk of Hong Kong
Who had a three-headed dong
A small one for sucking
A BIG one for fucking
And an extra for beating the gong

Don't know why but it made my day

http://www.williamgibsonboard.com/topic/4393793104698672?page=2

[Cain]

So, I asked some flat-earthers on Reddit what the motivation was to "lie" about the earth's shape.  Here's the answer:

I'll tell you who profits: The globalists. If the world is flat, then it's a globalist secret and they're trying to deceive and control us, easy concept. Round earth disproves most religions. With those religions weakened, it paves the way for paganism/satanism, and specifically, destroying Christianity allows them to crank up the leftist propaganda to 11, and start pushing pedophilia, bestiality, and all that other fun stuff on the masses who don't even know what morals are anymore. It also makes the concept of aliens more believable, the next phase, as predictively programmed into us by movies like "The End of Tomorrow" with Tom Cruise, and science shills like Michiho Kaku, is to threaten Earth with a fake alien invasion, and coax every country in the world into uniting under one flag and one army, (and one economy while we're at it, since we're all destroying ourselves with socialism in the meantime) in order to combat the alien threat. If the world is round, then it could be a globalist psy-op (The UN logo is flat earth map, and with their military embargo on the south hemisphere they're obviously involved one way or another). Why would they do this? So they can weed out the people who don't trust their government when they eventually attempt a purge.

[LMNO]

Just.... Wow.

[Salty]

So, I asked some flat-earthers on Reddit what the motivation was to "lie" about the earth's shape.  Here's the answer:

I'll tell you who profits: The globalists. If the world is flat, then it's a globalist secret and they're trying to deceive and control us, easy concept. Round earth disproves most religions. With those religions weakened, it paves the way for paganism/satanism, and specifically, destroying Christianity allows them to crank up the leftist propaganda to 11, and start pushing pedophilia, bestiality, and all that other fun stuff on the masses who don't even know what morals are anymore. It also makes the concept of aliens more believable, the next phase, as predictively programmed into us by movies like "The End of Tomorrow" with Tom Cruise, and science shills like Michiho Kaku, is to threaten Earth with a fake alien invasion, and coax every country in the world into uniting under one flag and one army, (and one economy while we're at it, since we're all destroying ourselves with socialism in the meantime) in order to combat the alien threat. If the world is round, then it could be a globalist psy-op (The UN logo is flat earth map, and with their military embargo on the south hemisphere they're obviously involved one way or another). Why would they do this? So they can weed out the people who don't trust their government when they eventually attempt a purge.

flat earth map south hemisphere

flat earth map south hemisphere

flat earth map south hemisphere

[Ziegejunge]

Glad Alty pointed out the "south hemisphere" bit. It seems those dastardly globalists have been successful with their brainwashing and propaganda.

Also I haven't seen "The End of Tomorrow" with Tom Cruise. Would anyone like to venture as to why this clear-minded flat-Earther chose that movie in particular to illustrate their point of making "the concept of aliens more believable, the next phase" to us round-Earther sheeple?

I mean... is it better programming than the "Independence Day" movies, or [insert almost any sci-fi movie here]?

[LMNO]

Incidentally, it's "Edge of Tomorrow", and it's a time-travel conceit wrapped up in an alien invasion.  Like Source Code, but somehow worse.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Incidentally, it's "Edge of Tomorrow", and it's a time-travel conceit wrapped up in an alien invasion.  Like Source Code, but somehow worse.

It was based on "All You Need is Kill", a very good Japanese novel.

So naturally, they cast a crazy white guy.  And then fucked the plot.

[minuspace]

Given Fermi normals on two time-like geodesics (not denying the curvature of time), their intersection may define a locally flat metric space in the inertial frame of reference.  Further analysis may conclude that the observer is from a parallel universe, although it remains inconsequential to the resulting orthonormal tetrad.

[Cain]

Incidentally, it's "Edge of Tomorrow", and it's a time-travel conceit wrapped up in an alien invasion.  Like Source Code, but somehow worse.

It was based on "All You Need is Kill", a very good Japanese novel.

So naturally, they cast a crazy white guy.  And then fucked the plot.

It wasn't a bad film, that said, and Emily Blunt as Rita was an inspired choice IMO.  But yeah.

[Ziegejunge]

Cool beans. All you Need Is Kill is now on my reading list. Maybe someday I'll watch the Tom Cruise movie, but I'm in no great rush to do so.

Since this is the quote thread, I feel like I should probably add a quote to my derail. To the Vonnegut mine!

"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be."
- Kurt Vonnegut

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, I asked some flat-earthers on Reddit what the motivation was to "lie" about the earth's shape.  Here's the answer:

I'll tell you who profits: The globalists. If the world is flat, then it's a globalist secret and they're trying to deceive and control us, easy concept. Round earth disproves most religions. With those religions weakened, it paves the way for paganism/satanism, and specifically, destroying Christianity allows them to crank up the leftist propaganda to 11, and start pushing pedophilia, bestiality, and all that other fun stuff on the masses who don't even know what morals are anymore. It also makes the concept of aliens more believable, the next phase, as predictively programmed into us by movies like "The End of Tomorrow" with Tom Cruise, and science shills like Michiho Kaku, is to threaten Earth with a fake alien invasion, and coax every country in the world into uniting under one flag and one army, (and one economy while we're at it, since we're all destroying ourselves with socialism in the meantime) in order to combat the alien threat. If the world is round, then it could be a globalist psy-op (The UN logo is flat earth map, and with their military embargo on the south hemisphere they're obviously involved one way or another). Why would they do this? So they can weed out the people who don't trust their government when they eventually attempt a purge.

flat earth map south hemisphere

flat earth map south hemisphere

flat earth map south hemisphere

[Faust]

At least they are consistent, in their batshittery.

[Suu]

Today at the grocery store, I grab a box of "Hibiscus Cleanse" tea, it's new. It's hibiscus, yerba mate, and mint. I got it because it sounded tasty. And then...


Her: "Does that stuff work?"
Me: "Hmm?"
Her: "Does that tea actually work as a detox?"
Me: "No, that's what my liver is for, I just like the taste of hibiscus, and it sounds good with mint."
Her: *confused face*


Hibiscus is a diuretic, but seriously, I just think it tastes good.