I HATE SOCIETY

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

Nothing without caffeine tastes as good as anything with caffeine.

I disagree... A friend of mine who at the time was a chemistry major put some caffeine in a pile of dog shit and also offered another freind of ours a choice of caffeinated shit or a glass of Orange juice...

I do believe she mean that if you had two piles of substance "X" and you put caffeine in one and gave people the choice of one or the other they would probably chose the one with caffeine...

That's right. I meant that if you had two piles of substance "X" and you put caffeine in one and gave people the choice of one or the other they would probably choose the one with caffeine. I had of course never once entertained the thought that someone would actually waste perfectly good caffeine by putting it in a pile of dog shit.  

85% of all statistics are made up on the spot... I try to change that by only makeing up anecdotal evidence.

[Bella]

Nothing without caffeine tastes as good as anything with caffeine.

I disagree... A friend of mine who at the time was a chemistry major put some caffeine in a pile of dog shit and also offered another freind of ours a choice of caffeinated shit or a glass of Orange juice...

I do believe she mean that if you had two piles of substance "X" and you put caffeine in one and gave people the choice of one or the other they would probably chose the one with caffeine...

That's right. I meant that if you had two piles of substance "X" and you put caffeine in one and gave people the choice of one or the other they would probably choose the one with caffeine. I had of course never once entertained the thought that someone would actually waste perfectly good caffeine by putting it in a pile of dog shit.  

85% of all statistics are made up on the spot... I try to change that by only makeing up anecdotal evidence.

Wow! I knew the number of made up statistics was high, but had no idea it was that high.  

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

I't even higher depending on the humor of the guy makeing the statistic up...

[Bella]

I't even higher depending on the humor of the guy makeing the statistic up...

I was wondering if you also happen to know what percentage of spurious quotes are made up?

[MedeoPlusPlus]

I't even higher depending on the humor of the guy makeing the statistic up...

I was wondering if you also happen to know what percentage of spurious quotes are made up?

It's exactly 72%. Go ahead, look it up.

[Bella]

I lost my book of spurious facts, so I can't look it up, Medeo.
72% sounds just about right to me, though.

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

I't even higher depending on the humor of the guy makeing the statistic up...

I was wondering if you also happen to know what percentage of spurious quotes are made up?

not that many around here unfortunatly

[Colonel Failure]

All quotes are made up...

...by somebody.


"Past John is always fucking with my program. So I've decided to get back at Future John by fucking with his program."

-(Present) John B., just some guy I know.


-CF

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

All quotes are made up...

...by somebody.


"Past John is always fucking with my program. So I've decided to get back at Future John by fucking with his program."

-(Present) John B., just some guy I know.


-CF

thanks for this info ... Was this in reference to the statement about spurious qoutes?!?!?

[Colonel Failure]

I't even higher depending on the humor of the guy makeing the statistic up...

I was wondering if you also happen to know what percentage of spurious quotes are made up?

not that many around here unfortunatly

yeah, it was directed at this bit here.

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

I't even higher depending on the humor of the guy makeing the statistic up...

I was wondering if you also happen to know what percentage of spurious quotes are made up?

not that many around here unfortunatly

yeah, it was directed at this bit here.

So you know what spurious means huh?!?!?

[Colonel Failure]

I't even higher depending on the humor of the guy makeing the statistic up...

I was wondering if you also happen to know what percentage of spurious quotes are made up?

not that many around here unfortunatly

yeah, it was directed at this bit here.

So you know what spurious means huh?!?!?

Well, yeah.

spu¬?ri¬?ous  
adj.
1. Lacking authenticity or validity in essence or origin; not genuine; false.
2. Of illegitimate birth.
3. (Botany.) Similar in appearance but unlike in structure or function. Used of plant parts.

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[From Late Latin spurius, from Latin, illegitimate, probably of Etruscan origin.]
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spuri¬?ous¬?ly adv.
spuri¬?ous¬?ness n.

Point being, once somebody says it or writes it, it's a genuine quote. Technically, it would only be spurious if you attributed it to someone other than the person who said it.

"My son, ask for thyself another kingdom, for that which I leave is too small for thee."

     - George Herbert Walker Bush


Now that's a spurious quote.

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

I't even higher depending on the humor of the guy makeing the statistic up...

I was wondering if you also happen to know what percentage of spurious quotes are made up?

not that many around here unfortunatly

yeah, it was directed at this bit here.

So you know what spurious means huh?!?!?

Well, yeah.

spu¬?ri¬?ous  
adj.
1. Lacking authenticity or validity in essence or origin; not genuine; false.
2. Of illegitimate birth.
3. (Botany.) Similar in appearance but unlike in structure or function. Used of plant parts.

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[From Late Latin spurius, from Latin, illegitimate, probably of Etruscan origin.]
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spuri¬?ous¬?ly adv.
spuri¬?ous¬?ness n.

Point being, once somebody says it or writes it, it's a genuine quote. Technically, it would only be spurious if you attributed it to someone other than the person who said it.

"My son, ask for thyself another kingdom, for that which I leave is too small for thee."

     - George Herbert Walker Bush


Now that's a spurious quote.

well what i was talking about was there was not enough spurious qoutes around here... you seemed to be talking about something else.

[Colonel Failure]

well what i was talking about was there was not enough spurious qoutes around here... you seemed to be talking about something else.

Oh.

*confused*

Hail Eris!

Ahem

Lemme see if I can help with that spurious quote deficiency...

"Make the Most of the Hemp Seed. Sow it everywhere."
-John Ashcroft

Is that better?

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

well what i was talking about was there was not enough spurious qoutes around here... you seemed to be talking about something else.

Oh.

*confused*

Hail Eris!

Ahem

Lemme see if I can help with that spurious quote deficiency...

"Make the Most of the Hemp Seed. Sow it everywhere."
-John Ashcroft

Is that better?

I like that one....for now!