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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 09, 2012, 03:40:39 PM

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Geeze. That's so wasteful. Who cares about the moon? We should be putting the smack down on Putin.

(Totally kidding, in case you couldn't tell.)

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I hope Betteridge's Headline Law doesn't apply in this case...

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This is actually literally the most awesome thing I think I've ever read. I don't talk about it much here but I'm WAY into space stuff.
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This is literally the best thing I've heard in years.

And Mars by the 2030's? BEST NEWSES EVAR!!
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Obligatory Horrible TruthTM:  Good luck getting that past the house.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Mitt Romney's Favorite Wife on November 09, 2012, 07:04:19 PM
Obligatory Horrible TruthTM:  Good luck getting that past the house.

Getting what past the house?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Luna

Quote from: CAKE on November 09, 2012, 07:44:42 PM
Quote from: Mitt Romney's Favorite Wife on November 09, 2012, 07:04:19 PM
Obligatory Horrible TruthTM:  Good luck getting that past the house.

Getting what past the house?

Getting the funding for this past the GoP controlled House of Representatives.  They'll kill it if they can.
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I guess I'm having a hard time understanding how something that was signed into law two years ago still needs to come up before the House.

What am I missing, here?

QuoteAn announcement would certainly gel with the Obama administration's ambitious agenda for space. In 2010, the President signed the NASA 2010 Authorization Act into law, freeing up close to $60 billion in NASA spending through 2013.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASA_Authorization_Act_of_2010

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Holy shit that's awesome!  I really hope it works out.
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