OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Her profile says she's from San Jose...

LIZZAY!

I can't figure out where I picked her up at. A mom group, maybe? Or a Discordian group?

She appears to have other friends in Portland, so I'm guessing acquaintances in common.

I'm trying to remember whether I've ever met her in person, but I'm thinking no.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, I've been forewarned about something horrible going on here by people at reception.

Upon checking my emails I've found...some kind of vomiting bug going around, a scheduled staff meeting, one case of illegal substances in a students room....I mean, nothing terribly shocking.  Though depending on the drugs, that might involve some paperwork, I guess.

The fact that you take all that as workaday speaks volumes.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Her profile says she's from San Jose...

LIZZAY!

I can't figure out where I picked her up at. A mom group, maybe? Or a Discordian group?

Probably at one of those "Adopt a Crazy" benefit events you keep attending. And by attending, I mean living in. Because Portland.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Her profile says she's from San Jose...

LIZZAY!

I can't figure out where I picked her up at. A mom group, maybe? Or a Discordian group?

Probably at one of those "Adopt a Crazy" benefit events you keep attending. And by attending, I mean living in. Because Portland.

[Cain]

Also, I've been forewarned about something horrible going on here by people at reception.

Upon checking my emails I've found...some kind of vomiting bug going around, a scheduled staff meeting, one case of illegal substances in a students room....I mean, nothing terribly shocking.  Though depending on the drugs, that might involve some paperwork, I guess.

The fact that you take all that as workaday speaks volumes.

At a school it kinda is.

I mean, the staff meeting is going to be horrible, because I can't say anything until my probation is over.  Vomiting...well, like military barracks and slums, diseases spread through here like wildfire.  If someone wanted to do biological weapons testing, I would totally recommend a school.  And drugs...well, it's central London.  It's weed, anyway.  I mean, they haven't said its weed, but I know its weed, because sometimes while doing patrols at night, I can smell a faint whiff of weed around the lower floors of the building.  Obviously, teenagers smoking weed aint great, but it's also not RWHN end of the world-esque.

But it probably does mean more meetings and paperwork.

[Doktor Howl]

For someone who acts like she knows me and like my responses are all about her, it's amazing that she doesn't have the first clue that I'm a science student or what I think of homeopathy.
 

You are in Portland.  Your behavior is inappropriate, possibly treasonous.

You will be spoken of - harshly - in the general assembly of Occupy Portland, and all 4 of them shall denounce you, prior to returning to their discussion concerning Israel and the perfidious Jew.

[Cain]

Jew science is the only reason why homeopathy doesn't work.  FACT

[Doktor Howl]

Jew science is the only reason why homeopathy doesn't work.  FACT

I see you've been to their facebook page.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

For someone who acts like she knows me and like my responses are all about her, it's amazing that she doesn't have the first clue that I'm a science student or what I think of homeopathy.
 

You are in Portland.  Your behavior is inappropriate, possibly treasonous.

You will be spoken of - harshly - in the general assembly of Occupy Portland, and all 4 of them shall denounce you, prior to returning to their discussion concerning Israel and the perfidious Jew.

Jew science is the only reason why homeopathy doesn't work.  FACT

My classmates tell me it's still going on. STILL. I'm on campus all day until oh-god-I'm-tired-thirty and have no intention of checking Facebook, but feel free to poke at it with sticks.

My favorite part was that I was disrespectful by expressing a negative opinion of naturopathy on my own wall. Because clearly, expressing your own opinions on your own facebook page is utter disrespect for all those who do not share said opinions, and as such, she is totally justified in crazyposting a billion times. I mean, I impugned HOMEOPATHY. Clearly, I am a heretic!

I don't understand why she doesn't seem to comprehend the concept of

[Cain]

Because someone is wrong on the internet.  It's the great driving force of outrage culture.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Because someone is wrong on the internet.  It's the great driving force of outrage culture.

She must have a LOT of free time on  her hands.

I remember when I did, too, but I generally stopped short of shitting all over someone's facebook page. That whole "personal boundaries" thing.

[Eater of Clowns]

If I wasn't working for the next six hours I would offer my firm support of dianetics to see how the naturopaths deal with being lumped in with Scientology.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If I wasn't working for the next six hours I would offer my firm support of dianetics to see how the naturopaths deal with being lumped in with Scientology.

Hahahahaha! Oh god, that would be hilarious.

[Demolition Squid]

Hearing about this makes me wish I had a facebook more than anything else ever has.

[Junkenstein]

If I wasn't working for the next six hours I would offer my firm support of dianetics to see how the naturopaths deal with being lumped in with Scientology.

Sweet lord. This man is a fucking genius. This is my immediate new reaction to any woo.

"Oh those people don't believe in you magical rock? The bastards. They think I'm mad because XENU".

I shall report results in due course.