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Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, November 12, 2013, 01:45:41 AM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

November 12, 2013, 01:45:41 AM
LOOK, I KNOW YOU SAID THIS GUY IS COOL AND ALL AND I RESPECT YOU FOREBRAIN BUT SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY.

DID YOU MISS THE PART WHERE HE STARTED DRINKING BEFORE YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING, AFTER DRINKING LONG PAST THE POINT YOU WENT TO SLEEP? YOU WERE ONLY OUT FOR LIKE 6 HOURS. THIS IS NOT COOL.

ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO THESE STORIES HE'S TELLING YOU? THESE ARE NOT STORIES SAFE PEOPLE TELL. SAFE PEOPLE DO NOT SEE THEMSELVES IN THIS LIGHT. YOU ARE GOING TO GET US ACCIDENTAL ALCOHOLIC RAGE MURDERED.

YES, I UNDERSTAND THIS IS A PERSON WHO RUNS ON LOYALTY AND WHO HAS PUT YOU IN THE "MY DUTY TO PROTECT" CAMP, BUT WHO THE FUCK EVEN SEES THE WORLD LIKE THAT? OH, I KNOW: DANGEROUS PEOPLE.

STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE OKAY WITH THIS. PRETENDING TO BE OKAY WITH THIS IS NOT A VALID SURVIVAL TECHNIQUE. ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?

THIS IS WHY YOU KEEP ME AROUND. BECAUSE THE WORLD STILL HAS LIONS IN IT AND YOU'RE TOO BUSY LOOKING FOR THORNS IN ITS PAWS TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.

DUMBASS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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November 12, 2013, 02:01:19 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 12, 2013, 01:45:41 AM
LOOK, I KNOW YOU SAID THIS GUY IS COOL AND ALL AND I RESPECT YOU FOREBRAIN BUT SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY.

DID YOU MISS THE PART WHERE HE STARTED DRINKING BEFORE YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING, AFTER DRINKING LONG PAST THE POINT YOU WENT TO SLEEP? YOU WERE ONLY OUT FOR LIKE 6 HOURS. THIS IS NOT COOL.

ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO THESE STORIES HE'S TELLING YOU? THESE ARE NOT STORIES SAFE PEOPLE TELL. SAFE PEOPLE DO NOT SEE THEMSELVES IN THIS LIGHT. YOU ARE GOING TO GET US ACCIDENTAL ALCOHOLIC RAGE MURDERED.

YES, I UNDERSTAND THIS IS A PERSON WHO RUNS ON LOYALTY AND WHO HAS PUT YOU IN THE "MY DUTY TO PROTECT" CAMP, BUT WHO THE FUCK EVEN SEES THE WORLD LIKE THAT? OH, I KNOW: DANGEROUS PEOPLE.

STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE OKAY WITH THIS. PRETENDING TO BE OKAY WITH THIS IS NOT A VALID SURVIVAL TECHNIQUE. ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?

THIS IS WHY YOU KEEP ME AROUND. BECAUSE THE WORLD STILL HAS LIONS IN IT AND YOU'RE TOO BUSY LOOKING FOR THORNS IN ITS PAWS TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.

DUMBASS.

:lulz: Yes.
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Q. G. Pennyworth

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November 12, 2013, 02:06:13 AM
I love my lizard brain.

The Good Reverend Roger

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November 12, 2013, 04:01:21 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 12, 2013, 01:45:41 AM
YES, I UNDERSTAND THIS IS A PERSON WHO RUNS ON LOYALTY AND WHO HAS PUT YOU IN THE "MY DUTY TO PROTECT" CAMP, BUT WHO THE FUCK EVEN SEES THE WORLD LIKE THAT? OH, I KNOW: DANGEROUS PEOPLE.

There are times where that is a desirable thing.

But I don't think this is one of those times.  When it isn't one of those times, it means that the person in question views the "protectee" as his/her property, which must be protected.
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#4
November 12, 2013, 04:52:57 PM
... also (implicit) circumstances may lead to your removal from said "camp"  :eek:

Congrats on having such an eloquent lizard brain. All I get from mine is "EAT", "FUCK" and "KILL"

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#5
November 12, 2013, 08:07:31 PM
Lizard Brain - The voice of uncomfortable reality.

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#6
November 19, 2013, 07:31:16 AM
The lizard brain is not merely a concept. It's real, and it's living on the top of your spine, fighting for your survival. But, of course, survival and success are not the same thing

Reginald Ret

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November 20, 2013, 12:28:16 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 12, 2013, 01:45:41 AM
LOOK, I KNOW YOU SAID THIS GUY IS COOL AND ALL AND I RESPECT YOU FOREBRAIN BUT SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY.

DID YOU MISS THE PART WHERE HE STARTED DRINKING BEFORE YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING, AFTER DRINKING LONG PAST THE POINT YOU WENT TO SLEEP? YOU WERE ONLY OUT FOR LIKE 6 HOURS. THIS IS NOT COOL.

ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO THESE STORIES HE'S TELLING YOU? THESE ARE NOT STORIES SAFE PEOPLE TELL. SAFE PEOPLE DO NOT SEE THEMSELVES IN THIS LIGHT. YOU ARE GOING TO GET US ACCIDENTAL ALCOHOLIC RAGE MURDERED.

YES, I UNDERSTAND THIS IS A PERSON WHO RUNS ON LOYALTY AND WHO HAS PUT YOU IN THE "MY DUTY TO PROTECT" CAMP, BUT WHO THE FUCK EVEN SEES THE WORLD LIKE THAT? OH, I KNOW: DANGEROUS PEOPLE.

STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE OKAY WITH THIS. PRETENDING TO BE OKAY WITH THIS IS NOT A VALID SURVIVAL TECHNIQUE. ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?

THIS IS WHY YOU KEEP ME AROUND. BECAUSE THE WORLD STILL HAS LIONS IN IT AND YOU'RE TOO BUSY LOOKING FOR THORNS IN ITS PAWS TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.

DUMBASS.
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