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Started by Cramulus, April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

My pet hate is people who adopt a 'trendy' mental condition in casual conversation

"I'm a total psycho"

"I'm depressed"

"I'm a skitz"

It's not big and it's not clever people - try the real fucking deal if you don't believe me

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

I'm not a big fan of it either.  I wondered what you thought, to be honest.  With me, its because although I dropped the subject, I do love reading and learning about psychology.

P3nT4gR4m

Psychology should be explored. Reading and learning is like reading and learning about anything from driving to fucking. Helps if you've fucked behind the wheel of an vehicle to get the whole picture.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

Troof.  I may be a shitty scientist, but I've always had a knack for trying to think like other people.  Probably all that bloody chess and martial arts when I was a kid...

P3nT4gR4m

Advise make a choice between two options:

1 - get inside your own head and start hacking around, see what happens. Very large chance that if you are successful you will totally melt your mind. Psychotic breaks = no laughing matter. Can be tricky putting back together but good learning experience

2 - Follow occult system of your choosing. Some are better than others, many are total bollix. Approach like martial arts for your brain. Rituals = exercises/kata

Difference between 1&2 = difference between snowboarding and chess

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

Well, when I have the time over summer, I've got a book called "mind hacks" I'm going to play with.  I can probably upload it for those interested, there are over 100 "hacks" ranging from perception to social interaction.

I was going to mention psychotic breaks, but since you're already reading Poker With Cards, no need to say what I was going to.

P3nT4gR4m

That book totally pwns btw.

I've lived bits of that story. Totally took me back. Dunno about anyone else but I see meltdowns kinda like nights on the piss - retrospective lulz.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Lies

Quote from: Cain on April 15, 2007, 12:48:54 PM
Well, when I have the time over summer, I've got a book called "mind hacks" I'm going to play with.  I can probably upload it for those interested, there are over 100 "hacks" ranging from perception to social interaction.

I was going to mention psychotic breaks, but since you're already reading Poker With Cards, no need to say what I was going to.

I'm interested in mind hacks, sounds interesting :D
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- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
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Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cain

Then you wont find it at the following link: http://mihd.net/yj9clu

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Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on April 15, 2007, 01:08:41 AM
me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.

umm.

lighting living animals on fire is generally considered uncool.

at any age.
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Quote from: Cain on April 15, 2007, 12:48:54 PM
Well, when I have the time over summer, I've got a book called "mind hacks" I'm going to play with.  I can probably upload it for those interested, there are over 100 "hacks" ranging from perception to social interaction.

I was going to mention psychotic breaks, but since you're already reading Poker With Cards, no need to say what I was going to.

They have a followup to that one too but this time it's mental exercises you can do to strengthen certain skills. They make a lot of good technical books.

Lies

Quote from: Cain on April 15, 2007, 01:11:48 PM
Then you wont find it at the following link: http://mihd.net/yj9clu

Of course I won't Cain.

Thanks anyway. :D
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Suu

Quote from: SillyCybin on April 15, 2007, 11:55:23 AM
My pet hate is people who adopt a 'trendy' mental condition in casual conversation

"I'm a total psycho"

"I'm depressed"

"I'm a skitz"

It's not big and it's not clever people - try the real fucking deal if you don't believe me

Whats worse imo, is people who actually have said disorders, and fucking brag about them to get attention.

I usually reply with this:

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Cain

Like this?



Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, I would say most Discordians suffer from a rather mild form of anti-social personality disorder, but that is to be expected really.

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Quote from: Cain on April 15, 2007, 04:23:08 PM
Well, I don't know about you, but in the event the entire internet dies, I'm quite likely too busy scavenging through the remains of the country for food, water, weapons and loyal minions to worry about you guys.