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Started by maphdet, August 09, 2010, 06:53:29 AM

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maphdet

Universe or doing my roof in the morning???
:?
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Why dont you contemplate the universe while you do your roof?
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maphdet

Oh -the two birds with one stone method eh.
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It is also significantly easier than doing the Universe while contemplating your roof.

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Quote from: Hamos on August 09, 2010, 06:53:29 AM
Universe or doing my roof in the morning???
:?

Maybe you should make a pention first. 

Something about doing the roof or the universe or
:?
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Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 09, 2010, 02:27:36 PM
Quote from: Hamos on August 09, 2010, 06:53:29 AM
Universe or doing my roof in the morning???
:?

Maybe you should make a pention first. 

Something about doing the roof or the universe or
:?

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maphdet

 :lulz:

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Jasper

I'd say just stick with the roof.  Contemplating the universe has never been a good idea.

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Try plating the roof with contempt for the universe.
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