Signs I put on my office door.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I have half of my boyfriend's desk 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I have half of my boyfriend's desk 

Is it haunted?

Because my desk is haunted.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I have half of my boyfriend's desk 

Ooof... desk sharing.

Haven't had to do that since... Well, long time anyway. Perhaps 2008-2009. Coding questionnaires. Number two pencil. Office use only.

[Scribbly]

I have a corner of a desk shared by three other people. It is a large desk, but I am gradually learning to hate them all.

Thankfully I only occupy it two days a week. The rest of the time I am at home (and more and more of that time I am searching for another job).

[LMNO]

Cubicle field.  The only thing of interest on my walls is the Notice of Compulsory Illumination, and Syn's Scrid.

[East Coast Hustle]

What is a "cubicle"?

Is that like a square popsicle?

[Jasper]

It's the walls they build around you when you work at a desk for too long.  It's happening at my job.  I think it's some kind of elaborate prank.

[East Coast Hustle]

what is a "desk"?

You guys are weird.

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what is a "desk"?

You guys are weird.

It is the place that their muscles atrophy and their fat reserves grow while they stave off being eaten by blue collar workers.

[Cain]

I have a sign on my door.  It reads "I am off duty from 6pm tonight to 9pm tomorrow, ring this person for assistance".

Below that there is a sign which says "that means don't knock on my door".

Below that there is a sign in Russian and Chinese which says "if you value your late curfew and free time at least, fuckers" or words to that effect.

Also, I do not have a desk.  I have two chairs, one of which I rest my legs on.  I sit by my window, looking over north London and declaring "fuck, I need another coffee".  You would too, if you could see directly into Dalston on a clear day.

[Phox]

Gah, makes me wish I had an actual office. Although, I think threatening my peers/students via signs would be a bad idea. 

[Cain]

My office is unfortunately my apartment.  For the 2013-14 academic year, I will actually have a proper office, which will be awesome (also a proper apartment, with much more privacy, a more central location in London and greater control over the premises - shit, I can't wait), but for now, I live where I work and vice-versa.

Which does make commuting easy, but also makes it easier for my boss and co-workers to find me when I'm slacking off. 

[navkat]

What is a "cubicle"?

Is that like a square popsicle?

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