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Started by Reeducation, April 01, 2008, 12:09:19 PM

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Reeducation

If all electricity would suddenly die, would you too?  :|

I am very calm

Messier Undertree

:mittens:

EXCELLENT RANT WOULD READ AGAIN A++++++++++++++++++++

Payne

Quote from: Disorder on April 01, 2008, 12:09:19 PM
If all electricity would suddenly die, would you too?  :|



Answer A)

No, I can scavenge with the best of them, have extensive experience as a freelance bum, have use of a simple ranged weapon, have knowledge of how to generate electricity if I really needed it, and various others bits and pieces of ueful knowledge as well.

If all electricity died, I have determined to steal a car and join Silly Cybin or Cains band of marauding barbaric warriors, ASAP.

The question is cock&repost anyway.

Answer B)

tl;dr

P3nT4gR4m

I wouldn't die, I'd be filthy rich. I'd invent electricity and the people would revere me as a god

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Thurnez Isa

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Quote from: Disorder on April 01, 2008, 12:09:19 PM
If all electricity would suddenly die, would you too?  :|



not before I take you with me
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

B_M_W

Not that hard to create electricity. You just figure out some way to get a loop of copper wire around a rod to turn inside a magnetic loop. There you have it, electricity.

The trick is finding some good magnets.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Payne

Quote from: Disorder on April 01, 2008, 01:35:43 PM
Repost?
And how should i know that? By lurking more?
Goddamn. It is just a question. :|

Everything is Cock & Repost. Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true.

AFK

Quote from: Disorder on April 01, 2008, 12:09:19 PM
If all electricity would suddenly die, would you too?  :|



I die a little inside every day, why should this make it any different?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

hooplala

Quote from: Disorder on April 01, 2008, 12:09:19 PM
If all electricity would suddenly die, would you too?  :|



No, I'm a wiley motherfucker.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

LMNO

Quick question:  How does electricity "die"?

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Richter

Quote from: Disorder on April 01, 2008, 12:09:19 PM
If all electricity would suddenly die, would you too?  :|

I'd miss the steady stream of finely resistored alternating currently pleasantly pulsating my pleasure centers.

Otherwise, I'd chop more wood, fill up the lamps, and deal. 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Cramulus

hahahah this board is so xenophobic sometimes. If Disorder posted more than on sentence everyone'd be all like tl;dr! STFU!


Anyway, I think a lot of people would die, but I don't think I would die right away. I'd try to get in on the first wave of looting and then stay low profile until all the noise died down. At the risk of being cocky I think I would survive until I got a kidney infection or something. I'm just cuthroat enough to make it work.

I tell ya this though, I'd get the fuck out of Yonkers NY. Lot of opportunistic motherfuckers in my 'hood.

Payne

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 01, 2008, 03:23:23 PM
hahahah this board is so xenophobic sometimes. If Disorder posted more than on sentence everyone'd be all like tl;dr! STFU!

I posted tl;dr anyway.

Idem

Quote from: LMNO on April 01, 2008, 02:34:22 PM
Quick question:  How does electricity "die"?
All I can think of is EMPs.

Or if power just became too expensive, but that wouldn't really be "dieing"