Fuck the South!

[Chef]

[East Coast Hustle]

Yes! Return of CHEF! 2nd best troll ever!



you know what's coming next, right?

[Chef]

Yes! Return of CHEF! 2nd best troll ever!



you know what's coming next, right?

BEST TROLL EVER, SON.

YUO = POSTING FROM MOMMY'S BASEMENT.

ME = IPODING FROM THE CLUB.

CHEF D,
HAS TO STAY BUSY WHILE TALUFA PICKS OUT THE BEST HOTTIEZ.

[bucket of truth]

you know what's coming next, right?

Yah, your momma!

[bucket of truth]

1f j00 t@lk3d w1th n0rm@l l3tt3$, maybe someone would care what you had to say.

|\|o|2|\/|al is |=o|2 \X/ee|\|e|2s.

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::soft jazz fades out::

[Bob the Mediocre]

1f j00 t@lk3d w1th n0rm@l l3tt3$, maybe someone would care what you had to say.

|\|o|2|\/|al is |=o|2 \X/ee|\|e|2s. (Normal is for weenies, in case you didn't get that)

And those who want to be understood.

[Slarti]

EXACTLY! t@Lk1ng l1k3 t|-|1$ (talking like this) does not make you cool

[Horab Fibslager]

if you're nto sure what 1337's for it's better not to use it.

or mayeb that's wrong, adn it's the oppostie.

eitherway, i need a beer. excuse me.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

gawddamn, son! what the hell are you talkin about? what kind of wacked out langage is taht your speakin? and what in tarnation is all this badmothin the south? what in the sam hell do you all have aginst the south? you damn trator yankees. you keep talkin like that. your all gone get trown in jale and were gone come take your hoses and your land and you damn trators will get raped in jale wile we eat your cavear and stake.

I see Bob Boudelange has seen fit to join us.

[Z³]

The trolls here have really bad taste.

[Bob the Mediocre]

So that's you. I don't mind the country music you play, but would you please stop leaving "animal husbandry" magazines around the house?

[East Coast Hustle]

and you know he's not reading it for the articles...

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

*stabs the next yankee poster*

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

*stabs the next yankee poster*

Hey zeus crisco.