What do you REALLY believe?

[Subtract Eight!]

Wait which one is god Neo or Keaneo

hmm humm hmm

[East Coast Hustle]

AND THEN ECH REMEMBERED WHY HE NEVER EVEN LOOKS AT PRINCIPIA DISCUSSION FOR YEARS AT A TIME.

[Lord Bandog Ablegate the Wiser]

Keanu Reeves is God. Fact.

ZOMGPINEALFNORD.

For what it's worth, I've never claimed to consult my pineal gland once in my life, nor have I ever used the word fnord in a conversation until now.

But I still say Keanu Reeves is God.

Of what?

Not the god of anything, just God. Capital G.

Any particular reason WHY you think that? Or are you just saying shit that you think will come off sounding outlandish and/or mysteriously deep?

Pretty much just because I found some stupid youtube video claiming proof of his immortality and a photo that makes it look like he's turning water into wine. Also because I kinda like him, and it had been several pages since anyone had actually posted anything about their beliefs on here.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Keanu Reeves is God. Fact.

ZOMGPINEALFNORD.

For what it's worth, I've never claimed to consult my pineal gland once in my life, nor have I ever used the word fnord in a conversation until now.

But I still say Keanu Reeves is God.

Of what?

Not the god of anything, just God. Capital G.

Any particular reason WHY you think that? Or are you just saying shit that you think will come off sounding outlandish and/or mysteriously deep?

Pretty much just because I found some stupid youtube video claiming proof of his immortality and a photo that makes it look like he's turning water into wine. Also because I kinda like him, and it had been several pages since anyone had actually posted anything about their beliefs on here.

So this is an accurate assessment of your beliefs?

[Telarus]

AND THEN ECH REMEMBERED WHY HE NEVER EVEN LOOKS AT PRINCIPIA DISCUSSION FOR YEARS AT A TIME.

ECH has a point. These types of 'outlandish' statements (Keanu _IS_ God, This Glass of Water _IS_ a Tree), might possibly be shocking or at least outlandish enough to break a cabbage's "mental set", yet they simply flop around our feet like mostly dead fish.




I think a lot of people (especially on the internet) simply start spouting signal without thinking of the context their communications will reside in.

[Lord Bandog Ablegate the Wiser]

So this is an accurate assessment of your beliefs?

I'm entertaining this idea of Keanu Reeves being God as seriously as I do any idea.

ECH has a point. These types of 'outlandish' statements (Keanu _IS_ God, This Glass of Water _IS_ a Tree), might possibly be shocking or at least outlandish enough to break a cabbage's "mental set", yet they simply flop around our feet like mostly dead fish.

Sorry, I should have said I believe Keanu Reeves to be God. Does that help?

[Phox]

I believe myself to be the one true God, and I am your God. I am the Lord, your GOD, and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger! And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon you!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Fascinating.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

So this is an accurate assessment of your beliefs?

I'm entertaining this idea of Keanu Reeves being God as seriously as I do any idea.

Anyway, you're quite wrong. Everyone knows that Ian Kilmister is God.

[Lord Bandog Ablegate the Wiser]

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Anyway, you're quite wrong. Everyone knows that Ian Kilmister is God.
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No, I'm pretty sure he's the Devil. Which is nearly as good.

That's it. You just doomed mankind. Hope you're proud of yourself.

I'm very proud indeed, thank you.

[Phox]

I believe myself to be the one true God, and I am your God. I am the Lord, your GOD, and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger! And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon you!

See, that's why I like the idea of Keanu as God. He's so nice and humble and won't shit plagues on people for not grovelling hard enough.

That's it. You just doomed mankind. Hope you're proud of yourself.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I believe myself to be the one true God, and I am your God. I am the Lord, your GOD, and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger! And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon you!

See, that's why I like the idea of Keanu as God. He's so nice and humble and won't shit plagues on people for not grovelling hard enough.

You want a God who goes "Whoa....." all the time? Sounds like a god that is too easily mindblown.

[Don Coyote]

I believe myself to be the one true God, and I am your God. I am the Lord, your GOD, and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger! And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon you!

Just because you performed a certain act involving your mouth around a certain part of a male god's anatomy does not mean you now posses Godhead.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Not to mention a god that manages to get photographed eating a sandwich and puking out a car door in broad day light?

[Phox]

I believe myself to be the one true God, and I am your God. I am the Lord, your GOD, and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger! And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon you!

Just because you performed a certain act involving your mouth around a certain part of a male god's anatomy does not mean you now posses Godhead.

Quiet you.