Mangrove's Letter To America #1

[Mangrove]

Dear America,


No, in fact, this letter is to one American in particular. That's right, I'm talking to YUO Mr J Rodriguez of Connecticut.

Lemme get this straight. You were:

Awaiting a court appearance on a number of minor felonies and what did you do? That's right, you called the court house with a BOMB THREAT and now you are convicted of Terrorism(tm) because you thought that would get you out of a trial. Like...Duh......

HAVE YOU NOT SEEN ANY NEWSPAPERS, TV OR INTERNET SINCE SEPT 2001?

Try cracking a book moran.

Yours kabbalistically,


Mangrove

[Bella]

Welcome to Amurrica, Mang. Kind of a rude awakening, isn't it?

And yes, the entire country is full of idiots of the same caliber as Mr. J Rodriguez of Connecticut.

[Mangrove]

Welcome to Amurrica, Mang. Kind of a rude awakening, isn't it?

And yes, the entire country is full of idiots of the same caliber as Mr. J Rodriguez of Connecticut.

Thanks Bella. I'm learning all sorts of cool stuff:

ie: How to say "Chipotle" like they do on the commericals. Chi-POTE-lay!

The fun never ends!

[hooplala]

Did the moron call from home??

Doesn't the sonnuvabitch know you makes those kinds of calls from phonebooths?

[Bella]

He probably called from his cell phone in the courthouse lobby.  

[hooplala]

[Cain]

Welcome to Amurrica, Mang. Kind of a rude awakening, isn't it?

And yes, the entire country is full of idiots of the same caliber as Mr. J Rodriguez of Connecticut.

Thanks She Who Eats Souls. I'm learning all sorts of cool stuff:

ie: How to say "Chipotle" like they do on the commericals. Chi-POTE-lay!

The fun never ends!

Barabarian heathens!  The Empire should be restarted, for this exact reason.  Eventually, we will, after buring down the White House again, corner this man with an Army and force him to say it properly.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Dear America,


No, in fact, this letter is to one American in particular. That's right, I'm talking to YUO Mr J Rodriguez of Connecticut.

Lemme get this straight. You were:

Awaiting a court appearance on a number of minor felonies and what did you do? That's right, you called the court house with a BOMB THREAT and now you are convicted of Terrorism(tm) because you thought that would get you out of a trial. Like...Duh......

HAVE YOU NOT SEEN ANY NEWSPAPERS, TV OR gloryhole SINCE SEPT 2001?

Try cracking a book moran.

Yours kabbalistically,


Mangrove

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

TGRR,
Thinks this is FUNNIER, for being typical.

[agent compassion]

::waves to Mang::

::wanders off to the Open Bar::

Oh good, scrid's asleep... ::drinks all the vodka and passes out on teh cash register.::

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

*shoves AC down the stairs*

I love Amurrica.

[hooplala]

*opens a trap door at bottom of stairs which leads to sub-basement*

And I loves the innernets.

[agent compassion]

*rummages in basement and finds doomsday weapon*

And I love unmarked boxes in dank basements *detonates*

[Cain]

Sorry, that Doomsday weapons had a 1989 expirary date.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Dear America,


No, in fact, this letter is to one American in particular. That's right, I'm talking to YUO Mr J Rodriguez of Connecticut.

Lemme get this straight. You were:

Awaiting a court appearance on a number of minor felonies and what did you do? That's right, you called the court house with a BOMB THREAT and now you are convicted of Terrorism(tm) because you thought that would get you out of a trial. Like...Duh......

HAVE YOU NOT SEEN ANY NEWSPAPERS, TV OR gloryhole SINCE SEPT 2001?

Try cracking a book moran.

Yours kabbalistically,


Mangrove

This message is approved for abuse in schools!

[agent compassion]

Sorry, that Doomsday weapons had a 1989 expirary date.

That's fine, I wasn't ready to leap into the air and scatter myself over a large area anyway.