Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on November 14, 2009, 10:34:17 PMThe number one injury in the prostitution business - Prostitutes are the 2nd biggest market for knee pads in the united states.
Prostitutes are avid volleyball players.
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Show posts MenuQuote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on November 14, 2009, 10:34:17 PMThe number one injury in the prostitution business - Prostitutes are the 2nd biggest market for knee pads in the united states.
Quote from: JohNyx on November 14, 2009, 01:33:51 AMQuote from: Eater of Clowns on November 13, 2009, 10:13:34 PM
When you learn to see the world again after that last one, that's when you're on top of that shit. Those other two kinds of explosions keep happening but they never touch the mental one. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put hodgy podgy back together again.
You've suffered a violent relaxation of the mind, and you're a discordian.
So wait, you sayin discordians are supposed to be stoic?
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2009, 07:47:55 PM
HEAR YE SPAGS
I'm headed to the North this evening. Richter is in charge.
No wait, he'll be gone too.
Fuck.
Um...
EoC is in charge.
God speed you glorious faggots!
Quote from: fomenter on November 13, 2009, 10:29:03 PM
goatse is an anal stretching pic,
the one you mention (the weight lifter) is a prolapsed sphincter, i may be wrong but i have not heard of the prolapse pic being referred to as goatse...
Quote from: Payne on November 13, 2009, 10:05:15 PM
Glenfiddich is pronounced with a Scottish "CH", like how we do with Loch - a K, softened slightly and pronounced from the back of the mouth and tongue and drawn out slightly longer.
The T in Glenlivet is hard.
Glenmorangie is pronounced Glen-Moran-Jee.
That is ALL spags.
You're lucky I don't come over there and do Scottish things to you with a broken whiskey bottle.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:02:11 PM
I wish to be known as "The Dark God of the Southwest, Enemy of the Realm".
I also wish for Arizona to be renamed "Mordor". Seriously, the place is just like it.
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on November 10, 2009, 09:12:00 PM
UCB was fucking awesome.
http://www.guba.com/watch/2000824003/Making-Money-Ass-Pennieswmv-75-MBytes-yEnc
Quote from: Nigel on November 13, 2009, 12:53:41 AMOh, I'm not worried. That was more fair warning. I will almost certainly mock it if you post it there, as well. Not because I don't like you, but because I don't like your protagonist or your storyline, and it really doesn't matter when it's a NaNoWriMo project because no one will ever read it anyway, but if you post it publicly as some sort of "discordian work" I will feel obliged to publicly express my feelings about having the memory of Emperor Norton reduced to a hack storyline. Only two kinds of people declare themselves Emperor; pretentious twats and crazy people. Sorry, man.
Quote from: Nigel on November 13, 2009, 12:11:06 AMWhat shitty situation in life?
It's not like it has to be good, it's just NaNoWriMo. Kudos to you for even being on track with your word count and all that shit. It just seems like you'll reap nothing but mockery if you post it on 23ae.