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#51
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#52
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Fluid intelligence measures how people adapt to new situations and solve problems they've never seen before. Fluid intelligence differs from crystallized intelligence, which takes into account skills and knowledge that have been acquired -- like vocabulary, grammar and math.

It's not hard, for example, for students to improve their IQ scores by taking lots of IQ tests.

Trouble is, learning how to take IQ tests doesn't improve the underlying smarts. The students just get better at taking tests. In practical terms, people can get better at taking tests, but in daily life, don't have a blazingly quick new brain.

And that's where Buschkuehl's research, which appears today in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, claims to be groundbreaking.

In a limited trial, he and his team were able to make 34 test subjects significantly better at answering IQ test questions after training them on a completely separate memory task.

David Geary, a professor at the University of Missouri and author of The Origin of Mind, who was not involved with the study, said training in one test generally doesn't generate gains on a different test.

"Transfer is tough to get," Geary said. "Training in task A doesn't typically improve performance on task B."

But in this case, subjects trained on a complex version of the so-called "n-back task" -- a difficult visual/auditory memory test -- improved their scores on a set of IQ questions drawn from a German intelligence measure called the Bochumer Matrizen-Test.

http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2008/04/smart_software

You might have heard about this a few years ago. Well, it was replicated last year and this year, both which confirmed the results: the only known way to improve your fluid intelligence is training with the n-back task.

What is particularly startling about this is that the gains people made stuck around well after they stopped doing it. Also, they have not identified an upper limit to the improvement one can make.

The original 2008 study
The 2010 study (abstract only)
The 2011 study

edit: added links and info about the most recent studies
#53
QuoteNeighborhood leaders and law enforcement officials also blamed what they describe as a glamorization of graffiti, reflected by a new graffiti exhibit that opened at the Sunset Marquis Hotel in West Hollywood last weekend, even after an earlier furor over a full-fledged graffiti exhibit at the downtown Museum of Contemporary Art.

"It's because of the pop culture," said Ramona Findley, a Los Angeles police detective who heads the department's graffiti task force. "It's very interesting; with your violent crime going down, it seems like your mischievous crime is going up. The art world has accepted it. People make money from graffiti T-shirts. I was in Wal-Mart on Easter, and I saw graffiti Easter eggs."

https://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/19/us/19graffiti.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss&src=ig

By the combined powers of Wal-Mart and art museums, a graffiti conspiracy descends on the nation.

:magick:
   /
I'M DRUNK WITH POWER!
#54


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NATO's report also provided a larger look into the growing danger of cyberattacks and how governments should respond to them. In the report, Joplin asked the question of how NATO should react if one of its member nations was the victim of a cyberattack.
"Can one invoke Article 5 of the Washington Treaty after a cyber attack?" asked the report. "And what response mechanisms should the Alliance employ against the attacker? Should the retaliation be limited to cyber means only, or should conventional military strikes also be considered?
Both the U.S. and the U.K. have recently made their own positions clear--that they consider cyberwarfare another form of warfare, and one potentially subject to a response using conventional military weapons. (Emphasis added)

http://news.cnet.com/8301-1009_3-20070283-83/anonymous-warns-nato-not-to-challenge-it/

:lulz:
#55
Landlord of the Flies, Lord Glittersnatch

E X H I B I T     1

#56
....have my consciousness uploaded into the Internet.



More on the stencil version of the project here:
http://candychang.com/before-i-die-in-nola/

And what I believe is the original polaroid version:
http://www.beforeidieiwantto.org/usa_kansas.html

So how about you?
#58
I need to take notes next time...

I thought the point about soft corruption in Economics was pretty interesting. Paul Krugman agreed with the movie:

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OK, about the economist-bashing: I thought it was basically fair. There aren't, I think, all that many cases when economists are literally paid to offer a specific opinion — although Greenspan's defense of Keating qualifies. But the movie didn't say there are. What it suggested, instead, was a kind of soft corruption: you get paid a lot of money by the financial industry, you get put on boards, but only if you don't rock the boat too much. Besides, you hang out with these people, and get assimilated by the financial Borg. I think all of that is very true.

Your thoughts?
#59
High Weirdness / Are YOU allergic to your own semen?
January 18, 2011, 10:24:06 AM
Quote from: Reuters
Semen allergy suspected in rare post-orgasm illness

LONDON (Reuters) - A mysterious syndrome in which men come down with a flu-like illness after an orgasm may be caused by an allergy to semen, Dutch scientists said on Monday.

Men with the condition, known as post orgasmic illness syndrome or POIS and documented in medical journals since 2002, get flu-like symptoms such as feverishness, runny nose, extreme fatigue and burning eyes immediately after they ejaculate. Symptoms can last for up to week.

Marcel Waldinger, a professor of sexual psychopharmacology at Utrecht University in the Netherlands, published two studies in the Journal of Sexual Medicine which suggest that men with POIS have an allergy to their own semen, and that a treatment known as hyposensitization therapy can help reduce its impact.

:lulz:

#61
GASM Command / Escalator GASM
December 11, 2010, 11:18:35 AM
Meme bomb thread + vinyl stickers + escalator =

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDrdGukfZAY
#62
Literate Chaotic / ATTN: Western Philosophy Nerds
December 09, 2010, 11:41:11 PM
Check this out, my cliterate haotics:

http://www.mindmeister.com/23290325/western-philosophy

For those familiar with particular philosophers and historical periods, how accurate or useful do you find this map?

Any glaring omissions or errors?
#63
At the Whiskey Soda Lounge!

THIS IS THE BEST FOOD IN PORTLAND AND IT'S FREE!

I'm eating there right now and writing this on my GF's iPhone.

Good beer too, which is free while it lasts. This is all on account of Pok Pok's 5th anniversary.

31st and Division ... get your ass down here!
#64
Aneristic Illusions / I think I'm going to love Oakland
November 06, 2010, 09:38:14 PM
Quote

Police arrested 152 protesters who streamed through the streets Friday - some breaking windows and knocking down fences - after a white ex-transit officer received the minimum two-year prison sentence for fatally shooting an unarmed black man on a California train platform.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/11/06/national/main7029257.shtml


Too bad Portland doesn't bring the motherfucking ruckus when cops murder people and don't get any time at all.
#65
Bring and Brag / Every moment
October 02, 2010, 12:10:30 AM


4 x 6 in.   |   linocut & monoprint   |   © 2010   |   tip of the hat to Cram
#66
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We suggest that this manoeuvre should be considered in cases of intractable hiccups before proceeding with pharmacological agents.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2299306
#67
High Weirdness / Teabagger drinking a soul
August 31, 2010, 10:18:06 AM
http://vimeo.com/12002440

Makes me think of David Lynch.

Though I will have to spam some Tea Party tards with it.
#68


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Recently a girl—who at one point in this video  says she's 17—was doing some ballet moves in the middle of Times Square with what appears to be her family and friends around. As all of this is going on, one man (stranger danger!) comes up and starts videotaping her. Carlos Miller  notes that his questionable zooms "prompt some of her friends to berate the guy for being a pervert, even though they were essentially doing the same thing, except with still cameras."

http://gothamist.com/2010/08/27/video_pervert_films_17_year_old_gir.php


It's rumored that the guy shooting the video is Joey Boots, the "bababooey" guy from Howard Stern. If that's true, he's gay, which makes this even funnier.
#69
It is your civic duty to pee the poop away:

The smeared on fecal matter left over from large bowel movements.

Thank you for improving everyone's toilet experience.
#70
Or Kill Me / 12 Steps of Hivemind
July 03, 2010, 01:05:33 PM
   1.   We admitted we were powerless over artificial light - that our lives had become unmanageable.
   2.   Came to believe that reason must be abandoned.
   3.   Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Hallucination as hivemind understands it.
   4.   Made a searching and hivemind moral inventory of ourselves.
   5.   Admitted to hivemind, to ourselves, and to a human vegetable on life support, the exact nature of our wrongs via interpretive dance.
   6.   Were entirely ready to suck veiny driftercock to have hivemind remove all these defects of character.
   7.   Humbly asked hivemind to remove portions of our brain.
   8.   Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to lick the anuses of even irredeemable shitnecks.
   9.   Made direct lingual contact with the pink puckering poopnozzles of such shitnecks wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
   10.   Continued to take personal inventory and when hivemind was wrong, hivemind was too incompetent to realize it.
   11.   Sought through writing letters to the Tooth Fairy and sitting for long periods looking serene as fuck, to improve our conscious contact with Hallucination as hivemind understood it, writing only for knowledge of hivemind's will for us and the wireless Tesla power generator to carry that out.
   12.   Having had a smug level power-up of +1 as the result of these steps, hivemind tried to carry this message to artificial light, and to practice these principles every time the queen bee's odors diminish.
#71
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / ATTN: LMNO
June 28, 2010, 01:28:22 AM
If you need a work out gadget, I think I've found the one, just for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI
#72
Or Kill Me / The Instinct to Conform
June 19, 2010, 09:51:21 AM
"You can't wake a person pretending to be asleep." - N A V A J O   P R O V E R B

I can feel my conformity instincts in a crowd like a lead suit but I'm most ashamed of when it pulls me in and I only notice it later.

I have been posting on this forum for years and never wrote a real rant because I'm so unsure of where the acquiescing to a group ends and my self begins. Does the octopus know it is hiding in plain sight by reflecting its environment  or is it more of an instinct that invisibly orchestrates such behavior? Who am I, with all the roles I play consciously and all the ones I don't even notice?

It doesn't help to be aware of these facts as it has little to do with my volition. I'm concerned about the locus of control. Neuroscientists believe this idea occurs after we have decided to do something. Philosophers call this a post hoc fallacy.

Logically, I'm inescapably imprisoned within my experiences and biology but am convinced I acted of my own "free will" and am actually frolicing in an alpine meadow farting butterflies.

My narrow scope of perception restricts me to only lies by omission. Context is a personal bias that angles the frame of my thoughts, outside of awareness.  My interests filter your set of circumstances and translate that into something that relates to me. Where my map is incomplete I ignore the "you" which I have no structure to graft upon.

I can't just remove the hardwiring for my ego, my sense of control. It's what makes life vivid. This hallucination of primate proportions is what makes life good.

What balance can be struck between a miserable connection with a truth and a reassuring belief of control? I know I'm not a god, but I'm not sure I'm not an emergent figment of the wilderness' imagination.
#73
Philip Zimbardo the legendary Stanford Prison Experiment guy.

I'd like to see the evidence to support the claims about technology, but overall, it's pretty insightful.

http://www.boingboing.net/2010/06/11/philip-zimbardo-on-t.html
#74
You'll be national your teeth by the end of it.


#75
Literate Chaotic / George Carlin's Last Interview
May 20, 2010, 06:11:10 PM
He details such things as how he is a Macintosh person, the judicious use of LSD and mescaline, and how he thought of himself as a writer more than a comedian.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/brainstorm/200806/george-carlins-last-interview

#77
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In Pam Grier's new memoir Foxy: My Life in Three Acts (which is now a must-buy), she recounts  how a conversation with her doctor led to her breakup with Richard Pryor. Stars, they are not just like us:

    He said, "Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that's prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It's a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?"

    "No," I said, astonished.

    "Well, it's really dangerous," he went on. "Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?"

    "No," I said, "not that I know of. It's not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex." I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard's famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.

    "Are you sure he isn't doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?" the doctor asked.

    "That's a possibility," I said. "You know, I am dating Richard Pryor."

    "Oh, my God," he said. "We have a serious problem here. If he's not putting it on his skin directly, then it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid."

http://www.movieline.com/2010/04/how-richard-pryor-gave-pam-grier-a-cocaine-encrusted-vagina.php

:lulz:
#78
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A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html#ixzz0mdpUMw00

:lulz:

CHEF! WE HARDLY KNEW YA!
#79
The home page is SFW.

Clicking anything afterwards may be NSFW.

Also, epileptics may not want to click this, there's a lot of crazy flashing lights.

This may be the best weird multimedia shit I've seen ever.

If it wasn't one of you, it has to be from Syn's board...

         
#80
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Boehringer Ingelheim worldwide

Boehringer Ingelheim is a research-driven group of companies. We are dedicated to researching, developing, manufacturing and marketing pharmaceuticals that improve health and quality of life. Our headquarters in Ingelheim, Germany, currently has 41,300 employees and 138 affiliated companies spread around the globe.


http://www.boehringer-ingelheim.com/global_activities.html

:asplode:
#81
QuoteHuman "Dominance" Pheromone Discovered

A pheromone correlated with traits in people aged 17 - 67 identified, according to a battery of factor analysis studies at Boston University.

Recent research in human olfaction has concluded that the scent of lemon increases people's perception of their own health, a constituent of rose oil lowers blood pressure, but a chemical secreted by human beings effects submission to commands?  

An apocrine gland located in the anus of 1630 people aged 17-67 has been correlated by an interdiscplinary team of researchers headed by Dr. Goldie Macmillan of Boston Medical University. "Ethical considerations have been raised by opponents of our work," reported Macmillan, "but the crux of these concerns is based on misconceptions about how pheremones are sensed."

Source

How long until cops spray down protesters with this submission chemical?
#82
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / ATTN: KAI
March 25, 2010, 10:11:34 AM
#83
QuoteThe work shows that the laws of quantum mechanics hold up as expected on a large scale. "It's good for physics for sure," Wang says.

So if trillions of atoms can be put into a quantum state, why don't we see double-decker buses simultaneously stopping and going? Cleland says he believes size does matter: the larger an object, the easier it is for outside forces to disrupt its quantum state.

http://www.nature.com/news/2010/100317/full/news.2010.130.html

Note the barstool mention in the comments.

#84
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / ATTN: Jason Wabash
February 09, 2010, 08:49:05 AM
I'm disappointed to learn your last name is not pronounced, OOH-uh-boochy.

:sad:
#85
INCLUDING YOUR FACE.

And it will revolutionize your face with "quantum forces," you turdpolishing thundercunts.

Q U A N T U M.

F O R C E S.

ATTACKING YOUR FACE!

QuoteSpray-on liquid glass is transparent, non-toxic, and can protect virtually any surface against almost any damage from hazards such as water, UV radiation, dirt, heat, and bacterial infections. The coating is also flexible and breathable, which makes it suitable for use on an enormous array of products.

The liquid glass spray (technically termed "SiO2 ultra-thin layering") consists of almost pure silicon dioxide (silica, the normal compound in glass) extracted from quartz sand. Water or ethanol is added, depending on the type of surface to be coated. There are no additives, and the nano-scale glass coating bonds to the surface because of the quantum forces involved.

http://www.physorg.com/news184310039.html
#86
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There is another possibility: that, in most instances, depression should not be thought of as a disorder at all. In an article recently published in Psychological Review, we argue that depression is in fact an adaptation, a state of mind which brings real costs, but also brings real benefits.

...

Laboratory experiments indicate that depressed people are better at solving social dilemmas by better analysis of the costs and benefits of the different options that they might take.

...

Analysis requires a lot of uninterrupted thought, and depression coordinates many changes in the body to help people analyze their problems without getting distracted. In a region of the brain known as the ventrolateral prefrontal cortex (VLPFC), neurons must fire continuously for people to avoid being distracted. But this is very energetically demanding for VLPFC neurons, just as a car's engine eats up fuel when going up a mountain road. Moreover, continuous firing can cause neurons to break down, just as the car's engine is more likely to break down when stressed. Studies of depression in rats show that the 5HT1A receptor is involved in supplying neurons with the fuel they need to fire, as well as preventing them from breaking down. These important processes allow depressive rumination to continue uninterrupted with minimal neuronal damage, which may explain why the 5HT1A receptor is so evolutionarily important.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=depressions-evolutionary


Maybe it's better if you DON'T cheer up and just go with it until your depression-activated analytical superpowers solve your problem.

Or, maybe not.
#89
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE58A4Z220090911

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German politicians called the current "Cycle of Life" show charting conception to old age "revolting" and "unacceptable" when it showed in Berlin earlier this year because it included copulating cadavers.

:lulz:
#91
Techmology and Scientism / In Defense of Eye Candy
August 01, 2009, 03:30:52 PM
Stephen P. Anderson makes some very counter-intuitive points about the relationship between aesthetics and functionality. A ton of high quality references to the specific studies that back up his arguments separate this article from the reams of drivel that can be found floating around the more visual areas of design.

Quote from: A List ApartResearchers in Japan set up two ATMs, "identical in function, the number of buttons, and how they worked." The only difference was that one machine's buttons and screens were arranged more attractively than the other. In both Japan and Israel (where this study was repeated) researchers observed that subjects encountered fewer difficulties with the more attractive machine. The attractive machine actually worked better.

So now we're left with this question: why did the more attractive but otherwise identical ATM perform better?

Norman offers an explanation, citing evolutionary biology and what we know about how our brains work. Basically, when we are relaxed, our brains are more flexible and more likely to find workarounds to difficult problems. In contrast, when we are frustrated and tense, our brains get a sort of tunnel vision where we only see the problem in front of us. How many times, in a fit of frustration, have you tried the same thing over and over again, hoping it would somehow work the seventeenth time around?

Another explanation: We want those things we find pleasing to succeed. We're more tolerant of problems with things that we find attractive.


Source
#92
Discordian Recipes / Masterbacon
January 29, 2009, 02:58:09 PM
#93
The Heaviest Element Known to Science

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.


Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.


When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

http://www.disaboom.com/Blogs/saydrah/archive/2008/11/25/scientists-discover-new-element-the-heaviest-yet-known-to-science.aspx
#94
GASM Command / Poster Offensive
August 26, 2008, 02:33:48 AM
http://www.posteroffensive.com/

Click "ARCHIVES." Flash prevents a direct link.

Tons of high res, downloadable posters, some really excellent work as well as utter retardation.

#95
So I combed through all 90 pages of the "One Sentence Memebombs" thread and grabbed everything that jumped out at me. Then I paired it with the dingbat set created by Synaptyx, The Other Anonymous, and possibly others.

The idea behind the layout is basically that most of you are broke-ass motherfuckers who can't afford shit. Hence the small (read: economical use of space) layout. You don't need to print the second page as a color document to get the full effect of the Homeland Security seal, so go ahead and print as a black and white, it should be fine.

So there are two main ways to utilize this PDF (for both of them, using a laser printer is highly recommended):

  • 1 — Go to some office supply type store and find a product that is called "Full sheet labels," which is essentially an 8.5 x 11 inch sticker. You'll probably have to buy about 25 of them, but don't worry, that will equal about 3,000 stickers if you print 13 pages of the first page and 12 pages of the second page of this PDF. The only catch is that you'll have to cut each one out — but if you have a metal ruler and an exacto knife this will be no problem. If you have to use some scissors they'll just be nice and funky.
  • 2 — Print this out on regular paper, preferably something colorful. Then you'll have to cut 'em out, get some clear packing tape and tape these suckers up.

NOTE: Clicking either image takes you to a PDF containing both pages.



8.5 x 11 May contain trace amounts of US-centric slogans.




A4 Guaranteed free of US-centric slogans (same as the "Zipple Interests" version posted later in this thread).
#97
Propaganda Depository / Large format looooongcats
February 23, 2008, 09:55:14 AM
 :|
#98
Propaganda Depository / Roger Flyers — US Release
October 29, 2007, 11:19:51 PM
 :cry:
#99
Propaganda Depository / Roger Flyers — UK Release
October 11, 2007, 05:49:35 AM
 :x
#100
Propaganda Depository / HEY SUCKER!
September 26, 2007, 08:20:12 AM
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