Get yer, backpack out bubba we's gonna have us a bonfire

[Trollax]

Here goes. the one and only topic for stupid pranouncements and slander like nuts and gum on a hotplate.
The way it works is simple. Someone makes an idiotic pronouncement they may or may not agree with and everyone has from now until the end of time to rant on and on and on about it.

For example: People who play console games should be horse-whipped for my personal entertainment.

Or: Roger should just grow up and act his age

OR even (my favourite): Chef is right

*dons his armor of metaphorical absbestos.*
As they say in the orange ads. Agree? Disagree? well it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!

[B23.77]

Trollax is a shitfaced flamer compared to Hugh, who is just drunk.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Or: Roger should just grow up and act his age

You'll die for that.

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

OR even (my favourite): Chef is right

I fear that Trollax's account has been hacked.

[Rupert Giles]

Or: Roger should just grow up and act his age

You'll die for that.

So, that's where you want the bullet taken, boss?

[MedeoPlusPlus]

The Reverend Son is the 1337est d00d on these fora and he would pwn Fibslager's wussy ass.

Malaul and Bella should stop posting. For good.

We need a censor bot around here.

[/triple-provocateur]

[Horab Fibslager]

The Reverend Son is the 1337est d00d on these fora and he would pwn Fibslager's wussy ass.

Malaul and Bella should stop posting. For good.

We need a censor bot around here.

[/triple-provocateur]

rofl.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

"rofl" is a damned stupid thing to say.

[Horab Fibslager]

rofl r0x0rz j00!

[Trollax]

Or: Roger should just grow up and act his age

You'll die for that.

I'll die for that? Come on roger, this is a flame after all. and the purpose of flaming is to be inflamatory. What, no Hasslehoff?

[I_Kicked_Kennedy]

What, no Hasslehoff?

No. But how 'bout a frank?

[MedeoPlusPlus]

Freddie Mercury > j00

[Trollax]

freddie mercury was a living god. (now he's dead)

EDIT: and as long as we're on the subject (which we obviously aren't which is why I used a non-sequiteur) the whole damn purpose of this thread was to have massive, adroit (STFU Horab :P) all in verbal flames about stupid issues, which is why I mentioned roger's growing up and then chef being right (both of which are obviously stupid prepositions). But it seems that nobody has taken the bait. Ah well perhaps we should pitch the bar at a lower level...

You're walking along a beautiful country road; it's a lovely spring day,Ķ suddenly you see in the middle of the road, in the distance, a tiny baby sparrow. Both its wings, are broken. You have,Ķ a hammer.

[Rupert Giles]

May such nobles such as Cher, Eminem, and Michael Jackson someday join those ranks.

[Trollax]

May such nobles such as Cher, Eminem, and Michael Jackson someday join those ranks.

of the dead you mean? Well if michael jackson goes to hell and he is forced to chase naughty children for all eternity doesn't that make it his heaven?