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#4
2009 world beard and moustache championships http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/ results are in compitition held on 5/23 (fnordpinalomg)
QuoteThe United States is the world's new facial hair super power, having captured eleven world championship titles out of eighteen categories at the World Beard and Moustache Championships in Anchorage, Alaska on May 23, 2009. Possessing home field advantage, the USA was able to dethrone Germany which had dominated this competition since its inception.

Hometown favorite and Beard Team USA member David Traver was crowned overall champ, having styled his beard to resemble an Alaska snowshoe which earned him top honors in the freestle full beard category. Meanwhile Germany's Karl-Heinz Hille's elaborate moustache earned him second. San Franciscan Jack Passion placed third with his long, red natural beard.

Nearly 300 competitors from 15 separate countries competed. All of the winners received engraved Alaska gold pans as trophies.


#5
i was reading the formative books thread and have noticed that a bunch of us included Encyclopedia Brown,
i haven't heard anything about these books or run into anyone that has mentioned reading them since i was a kid,
and now all of a sudden a bunch of you spags list them as formative books, and i am wondering why the connection? is it the books are more popular/common than i think? or is there something about reading them at a young age that makes the person more likely to be an alternative type thinker?
#6
Or Kill Me / fusion centers
March 24, 2009, 03:20:44 PM
not feeling paranoid? we have a cure its called fusion centers
QuoteWHAT'S A FUSION CENTER YOU ASK?  THEY'RE  A SET OF  LOCAL INTELLIGENCE CENTERS ACROSS THE COUNTRY CREATED BY THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TO COMBAT TERRORISM AND RELATED CRIMINAL ACTIVITY.  AND NOW ACORDING TO A REPORT BY ONE OF THESE FUSION CENTERS, IF YOU'RE AN ANTI ABORTION ACTIVIST, IF YOU'VE SUPPORTED THIRD PARTY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES LIKE RON PAUL, CHUCK BALDWIN, OR BOB BARR.  OR BELIEVE IN THE IDEA THAT THE U S, MEXICO, AND CANADA WILL SOMEDAY FORM A NORTH AMERICAN UNION, THEN YOU MAY BE SPECIALLY TARGETED BY THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY

ACLU - http://www.aclu.org/privacy/gen/32966pub20071205.html
wiki-leaks (right-wing fear) - http://wikileaks.de/wiki/Missouri_Information_Analysis_Center:_The_Modern_Militia_Movement,_20_Feb_2009
DHS - http://www.dhs.gov/xinfoshare/programs/gc_1156877184684.shtm
support bob bar? - http://www.foxnews.com/politics/first100days/2009/03/23/fusion-centers-expand-criteria-identify-militia-members/

of course if you don't like having the fearTM you might think of ways to use the collection of information for your own purposes
#7
Bring and Brag / apologies for my weirdness TGRR
January 06, 2009, 02:47:38 PM
this song reminded me of a TGRR rant and i had to rewrite some of the words,(March of Cambreadth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBF-3DgciSc ) i am so weird sometimes :argh!:

Reverend Roger, man of the cloth
raise these spags up from there sloth
TGRR mind ray to the field
horrible bastards 'til they yield

Midnight rant, destruction sown
Fight to keep this land your own
Sound the horn and call the cry
How many of them can we make die?

Follow orders as you're told
Make their yellow blood run cold
Fight until you die or drop
A force like ours is hard to stop

Close your mind to stress and pain
Fight 'til you're no longer sane
Let not one damn cur pass by
How many of them can we make die?

Guard your women and children well
Send these bastards back to Hell
We'll teach them the ways of war
And they won't come here anymore

shit your hate and use your head
Fight 'til everyone is dead
Raise the flag up to the sky
How many of them can we make die?

Dawn has broke, the time has come
Move your feet to the marching drum
We'll win the war and pay the toll
Fight as one in heart and soul

Midnight rant, destruction sown
Fight to keep this land your own
Sound the horn and call the cry
How many of them can we make die?

Reverend Roger, man of the cloth
raise these spags up from there sloth
TGRR mind ray to the field
horrible bastards 'til they yield

Midnight rant, destruction sown
Fight to keep this land your own
Sound the horn and call the cry
How many of them can we make die?
How many of them can we make die?
How many of them can we make die?

#8
its happened, the corrupt evil fuck is your new president

let er rip
#9
GASM Command / reserved parking gasm
September 24, 2008, 09:09:27 PM
ever drive round and round a parking complex looking for a spot and the only ones you see are reserved? ( parking elitist bastards) a simple stencil with the word NO and a marker or paint and you can create a easy mind fuck.. for the more adventurous a full stencil and some time you can mark all the parking spots...

#10
the aftermath zombie infection vs cannibal armies

in preparation for our bright and shiny future the need to discuss the possibility of and
survival techniques for the zombie infection / advancing cannibal army .  for this discussion i
recommend watching dawn of the dead , reading the zombie survival guide for zombie related
information . for cannibal armies read lucifer's hammer by Larry Niven (any further
recommendations for material on this subject would be appreciated)
the following  should be considered

which is more likely?
which is more dangerous ?

sure you might say zombies don't exist there just fiction but consider how much of what we
have / do was predicted by fiction (IE moon landings) . with upcoming advances in nano
technology and there inevitable use as a weapon the possibility of corpses animated by nano
bots energised by the flesh they eat infecting those they come in contact with becomes not
only more real but possibly inevitable.

cannibal armies may not seem so far fetched to any one who saw the effects of hurricane
Katrina (what if the disaster were national or global and help did not come instead of just
being late) so the possibility of armies of cannibals moving cross the country forcing the
population to provide for them (if you are strong you join the army and hunt human meat or
you resist and  become that meat)the weak and defenseless are all eaten.

both the zombie infection and the cannibal army pose serious risks, the first defence against
either is of course the armed civilian (sorry non Americans you may be S.O. L ) the biggest
danger posed by the cannibal army is they are human and have the same skills/abilities as those
they hunt (a military man become cannibal has a dangerous set of skills) they can also use
guns ( sorry Americans you may be S.O.L ). with the zombie infection the biggest risk is infection and the fact that they are already dead and therefor harder to stop

so let us work together and
- provide reference material for survival
- debate survival strategy
- make stupid jokes
- debate the relative probability of cannibal armies vs zombie infection
- eat the rich
- bask in the glow that is aftermath