Bolognese Machiavelli

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

MITTENS

[EK WAFFLR]

MITTENS

TRIPLE MITTENS TO  THE VON BARON!

[Richter]

Fitting payback.  This part has had me giggling for a week:

3.) Perhaps, in a dark place without witnesses, the tomato shall meet with the knife.

[Reginald Ret]

Inquisitorial Breakfast:

First, let the cured porks of the commoners be seized, unsuspecting at an early hour, and brought before the Inquisitors.  Render them in the fires of inquiry until there is nothing more to be gained, and set them aside.

Next, let the noble breads or bagels suspected be brought forth.  Let them make accounting for what facts have been has clarified of their serfs.

Spare none the hot fire of inquiry, even the matronly egg, who shall fade from hard shelled and indolent, to white with fear.

Let all be assembled publicly, as in the auto de' fe.  Lord willing, after the fires of purification, all shall be consumed.

Well done!