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[I Fought the Law - The Bobby Fuller Four]

#61

Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Suu demands to know what y...

Last post by Brother Mythos - March 19, 2024, 11:09:24 PM

I'm listening to this today in honor of ex-TFG aide Peter Navarro finally being sent to prison:

I Fought the Law - The Bobby Fuller Four

I hope to enjoy listening to it again and again, as more high-ranking members of the Republicult™ receive their just rewards.

#62

Only Maybe Arts Lab / Re: WEIRDOVERSE

Last post by Brother Mythos - March 19, 2024, 04:16:16 PM

The Lost Doctor standing on Grassy Knoll on the Point caught my attention. Now you've got me wondering if a Delifonseca Dockside Lama happens to live nearby. (I saw there is a Crowne Plaza hotel not too far away. But that just doesn't have the same ring to it.)

I was delighted to discover there's a party/play place called "Yellow Sub" right down the street     

Yes, I saw that! Was that place the inspiration for your yellow submarine, or was it just a coincidence?

#63

Only Maybe Arts Lab / Re: WEIRDOVERSE

Last post by Bobby Campbell - March 19, 2024, 03:08:54 PM

The Lost Doctor standing on Grassy Knoll on the Point caught my attention. Now you've got me wondering if a Delifonseca Dockside Lama happens to live nearby. (I saw there is a Crowne Plaza hotel not too far away. But that just doesn't have the same ring to it.)

I was delighted to discover there's a party/play place called "Yellow Sub" right down the street     

#64

GASM Command / Re: Colbertgasm

Last post by Faust - March 19, 2024, 07:18:01 AM

I used to think this guy was ok...like Dave Letterman.
But then he started pushing his "Vax-Scene" which I originally thought was a mock.
BUT he was triple-dosed with the Clot-Shot. So obviously he was supporting it...in a "fun" way.
Supporting a fake vaccine that kills humans = ++ungood

I hereby revoke his status within Discordia.
Hail Eris...

Choosing to die on the hill after the battle is over and everyone went home

#65

Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror

Last post by Brother Mythos - March 19, 2024, 04:24:24 AM

#66

GASM Command / Re: Colbertgasm

Last post by Brother Mythos - March 19, 2024, 04:13:13 AM

I hereby revoke his status within Discordia.

Given the vast authorities the members of our faithlessness possess, I don't doubt for a heartbeat that you can do that.

That being said, I have to ask, what exactly was Colbert's former status within Discordia anyway? (I'm asking because I've been thinking about giving myself a promotion within our Holy Order, and I feel I should know that kind of stuff before I just go ahead and do it.)

#67

GASM Command / Re: Colbertgasm

Last post by altered - March 19, 2024, 02:01:19 AM

I used to think this guy was ok...like Dave Letterman.
But then he started pushing his "Vax-Scene" which I originally thought was a mock.
BUT he was triple-dosed with the Clot-Shot. So obviously he was supporting it...in a "fun" way.
Supporting a fake vaccine that kills humans = ++ungood

I hereby revoke his status within Discordia.
Hail Eris...

Oh, man. I'm gonna give you one warning you don't deserve.

We are not your kind. You need to run. You need to run like your ass is on fire and the feral dogs of the neighborhood smell dinner. You need to proactively disable your access to this site permanently. For your own good.

Make your next post a flounce. Otherwise you might just become someone's hobby, you plague rat motherfucker.

#68

Principia Discussion / Have a Merry Mojoday!

Last post by Brother Mythos - March 19, 2024, 01:07:43 AM

It is the season of Discord in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3190, and once again time to celebrate the Patron Saint of the season, Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo.

As it is written in our Wholly Holy Principia Discordia, Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo was:

"A Head Doctor of Deep Africa and Maker of Fine Dolls D.H.V., Doctor of Hoodoo and Vexes, from The Greater Metropolitan Yorba Linda Jesus Will Save Your Bod Home Study Bible School; and F.I.H.G.W.P., Fellow of the Intergalactic Haitian Guerrillas for World Peace."

And, right now it appears the I.H.G.W.P. could really use his help ... or not.

Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo is also credited with getting rid of YHVH-1, and passing on The Turkey Curse, a powerful Erisian Magical Ritual (EMR), to all Erisians.

The Discordian Wiki suggests celebrating this Holyday Holiday of Discord by gathering together with friends in a public place, drinking mojitos, and arguing about whether the real Patron Saint of the season is Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo, or Patamunzo Lingananda, the Tantric Consort of Mother Chaos. Now, this does makes sense, because their status in our Holy Saintly Hierarchy (HSH) is a genuine source of discord, as it is conflictedly chronicled in the sacrosanct The Honest Book of Truth. And, in any case, who wouldn't be willing to publicly argue about pretty much anything while mojitos are flowing freely?

Hail Eris!

#69

GASM Command / Re: Colbertgasm

Last post by Finnius - March 18, 2024, 08:10:32 PM

I used to think this guy was ok...like Dave Letterman.
But then he started pushing his "Vax-Scene" which I originally thought was a mock.
BUT he was triple-dosed with the Clot-Shot. So obviously he was supporting it...in a "fun" way.
Supporting a fake vaccine that kills humans = ++ungood

I hereby revoke his status within Discordia.
Hail Eris...

[March 17, 1967 - "Purple Haze" Was Released by the Jimi Hendrix Experience]

#70

Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: On This Day in History

Last post by Brother Mythos - March 17, 2024, 04:09:23 AM

March 17, 1967 - "Purple Haze" Was Released by the Jimi Hendrix Experience

We were blown away when we first heard this song, way back in the day. We all thought it was about a psychedelic drug trip. But, Jimi Hendrix himself is claimed to have said that the idea for the song came to him in a dream.

In any case, I believe the release of "Purple Haze" marked the ascension of Jimi Hendrix to Rock Godhood.