PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

[Vanadium Gryllz]

Waffle's alter-ego?

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[Freeky]

I laughed out loud for a full minute over that.

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[Bruno]

They's fabulous and they knows it.

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[trix]

What.  CLIMB to heaven?  WTF!  I thought a big ray of light comes down and gives you an elevator ride to heaven!  What is this CLIMB shit??

What if I have a broken arm?  Do people with broken arms have to fall to hell?  Is there maybe a rope and harness system for the handicapped?

UGH WHY DIDNT THE BIBLE TELL ME ABOUT THIS SHIT

[Cain]

That's because you didn't pay attention in Bible studies:

http://biblehub.com/amos/9-2.htm

[trix]

That's because you didn't pay attention in Bible studies:

http://biblehub.com/amos/9-2.htm

Hmm, some translations mention "though they climb up to heaven..." and others translate it as "though they ascend to heaven" but nowhere does it actually mention a ladder of any kind.

Perhaps they climb the monkey bars to heaven?  I've always been good at monkey bars, I'd probably have a decent shot.

[trix]

Then again, I would never be granted entrance anyway, if the Bible is to be believed.  Luckily, I'll have tons of great company in Hell.

[Cain]

  Dude, it's literally called Jacob's Ladder.

You really did sleep through Bible Studies.

[trix]

Dude, it's literally called Jacob's Ladder.

You really did sleep through Bible Studies.

If I had had Bible Studies, I certainly would have slept through them.

Anyway I only checked the link you posted.

I'm disappointed.  For an all-powerful God, I would expect the trip to heaven to be a bit more spectacular than a damned ladder.  Not even an escalator?  Shit, sign me up for the Human Catapult to Heaven.

Jacob's Catapult.

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The solution is to build a ladder of penis.