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Started by Doobie, March 11, 2013, 03:08:09 AM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 07:21:15 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 11, 2013, 07:20:42 PM
I'm sure. This is part of the reason I never got into the Facebook thing or have an account.

We do just fine right here, each and every time a troll wanders in.

Just saying.

Well then I guess if I won't join Facebook for the idiot-fest, I shouldn't participate in idiot-fests on PD. Sigh. I think I'll just SHUT UP and GO OUTSIDE instead. Time to take a walk!
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Elder Iptuous

is it not an enjoyed activity by the subset of the regular posters that pile on the trolls?
i mean, i generally don't take much part in the hulabaloo when this happens, but i watch the mayhem as it sticks to the top of the forum and it seems that some people really appear to like it based on the spike in post count...

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Elder Iptuous on March 11, 2013, 07:29:03 PM
is it not an enjoyed activity by the subset of the regular posters that pile on the trolls?
i mean, i generally don't take much part in the hulabaloo when this happens, but i watch the mayhem as it sticks to the top of the forum and it seems that some people really appear to like it based on the spike in post count...

And what does THAT say?

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

You know what?  Never mind.

May as well get mad at the sun for rising.  See you guys later.  Tomorrow or something.  Have fun showing the noobs how much smarter we are.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 06:45:03 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 06:40:19 PM
I'm guessing they're a bunch of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers?

No.

They're a self-parody of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers.  If you suggest that Discordianism is more than cracking endless hot dog jokes, etc, half a dozen of them will stalk you endlessly, telling you that you're a FAKE DISCORDIAN and a GREYFACE.

If Steve or Matt Kilbe answer you, rile them up and then hit the block button.  Drives them fucking batshit.

And race trolls. You forgot "LOL N-" x 1000.
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Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 06:40:19 PM
I don't know man.
I hate people enough as it is. This might just send me spiraling into one of those rage kill modes.
And being at work, it's all the more easier to light that fuse.

I'm guessing they're a bunch of LOLFNORD 23 pineal gland fuckers?

Worse.

Seriously, it's the very bottom of the barrel over there. But definitely rile up Steve and then block him, it's the only thing that makes being there fun.
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It's kind of like TOTSE on bath salts.
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Bu🤠ns

Quote from: stelz on March 12, 2013, 12:00:15 AM
It's kind of like TOTSE on bath salts.

:lulz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA it so IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS though!

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

I ever tell you guys how I got banned on Totse?  The first Totse?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: stelz on March 12, 2013, 02:48:46 AM
No...spill!

And  :thanks:

I posted a Chef Diesel troll.  I stated that I was 4'2", 220 pounds, and benched a whopping 60 pounds.  Then I threatened to kick everyone's ass.  Suddenly, everyone was an ex-varsity football player, kickboxer, and weapons expert.  This went on for approximately 80 pages in three hours, with ONE (1) guy interjecting "This guy's probably 6' tall, you dumbasses", and EVERYONE else jockeying to respond to the tiny fat threat.

Every time things would die down, I'd make some comment like:

Short Order Chef (me):  "You bastards are all assholes!  You're as bad as those kids back in school who made fun of my eyes!"

Some guy:  "What the hell is wrong with your eyes?"

SOC:  "SHUT UP!".

Eventually, Superhornet, one of the mods, demanded a pic, so I sent him to Nero_online, which is a browser bomb that opens windows of male homosexual porn at a rate of 90/minute, ramps up your speakers, and bellows out, "HEY EVERYONE!  I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!"

I was banned, and unlike most bannings, it was PERMANENT, until the eventual death of Totse and the subsequent abortion that is totse2.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2013, 02:54:11 AM
Quote from: stelz on March 12, 2013, 02:48:46 AM
No...spill!

And  :thanks:

I posted a Chef Diesel troll.  I stated that I was 4'2", 220 pounds, and benched a whopping 60 pounds.  Then I threatened to kick everyone's ass.  Suddenly, everyone was an ex-varsity football player, kickboxer, and weapons expert.  This went on for approximately 80 pages in three hours, with ONE (1) guy interjecting "This guy's probably 6' tall, you dumbasses", and EVERYONE else jockeying to respond to the tiny fat threat.

Every time things would die down, I'd make some comment like:

Short Order Chef (me):  "You bastards are all assholes!  You're as bad as those kids back in school who made fun of my eyes!"

Some guy:  "What the hell is wrong with your eyes?"

SOC:  "SHUT UP!".

Eventually, Superhornet, one of the mods, demanded a pic, so I sent him to Nero_online, which is a browser bomb that opens windows of male homosexual porn at a rate of 90/minute, ramps up your speakers, and bellows out, "HEY EVERYONE!  I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!"

I was banned, and unlike most bannings, it was PERMANENT, until the eventual death of Totse and the subsequent abortion that is totse2.

WELL. FUCKING. PLAYED.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Doobie


Aucoq

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2013, 02:54:11 AM
Quote from: stelz on March 12, 2013, 02:48:46 AM
No...spill!

And  :thanks:

I posted a Chef Diesel troll.  I stated that I was 4'2", 220 pounds, and benched a whopping 60 pounds.  Then I threatened to kick everyone's ass.  Suddenly, everyone was an ex-varsity football player, kickboxer, and weapons expert.  This went on for approximately 80 pages in three hours, with ONE (1) guy interjecting "This guy's probably 6' tall, you dumbasses", and EVERYONE else jockeying to respond to the tiny fat threat.

Every time things would die down, I'd make some comment like:

Short Order Chef (me):  "You bastards are all assholes!  You're as bad as those kids back in school who made fun of my eyes!"

Some guy:  "What the hell is wrong with your eyes?"

SOC:  "SHUT UP!".

Eventually, Superhornet, one of the mods, demanded a pic, so I sent him to Nero_online, which is a browser bomb that opens windows of male homosexual porn at a rate of 90/minute, ramps up your speakers, and bellows out, "HEY EVERYONE!  I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!"

I was banned, and unlike most bannings, it was PERMANENT, until the eventual death of Totse and the subsequent abortion that is totse2.

That's fucking amazing.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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