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Started by Mangrove, December 02, 2008, 10:20:40 PM

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#15
December 03, 2008, 08:42:37 PM
Quote from: Manta Obscura on December 03, 2008, 08:40:22 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 03, 2008, 08:28:08 PM

1001 Ailments to contract before you die.




#51: Color-blindness. Good luck passing art class.


:mittens:

+10 points for being mean enough to write the gag in colour.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

AFK

#16
December 03, 2008, 08:54:48 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 03, 2008, 08:28:08 PM

Anyways, I like these ideas (MO, LMNO and Khara). Here's my latest submission:

1001 Fatal Diseases to contract before you die.



I really like this one. very horrormirthic

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#17
December 03, 2008, 10:36:57 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 03, 2008, 08:54:48 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 03, 2008, 08:28:08 PM

Anyways, I like these ideas (MO, LMNO and Khara). Here's my latest submission:

1001 Fatal Diseases to contract before you die.



I really like this one. very horrormirthic


#739:  SIDS.

tyrannosaurus vex

#18
December 04, 2008, 05:01:51 AM


I couldn't agree more.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Mangrove

#19
December 04, 2008, 08:38:09 PM
That's quite an impressive pair of mittens btw.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

tyrannosaurus vex

#20
December 04, 2008, 10:19:52 PM
why, thank you. i've been waiting for someone to write something worthy of mittens that big.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
October 18, 2012, 05:53:47 PM
How did I miss THIS?   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#22
October 18, 2012, 06:03:11 PM
I don't even remember doing this.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#23
October 19, 2012, 02:11:57 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2008, 10:36:57 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 03, 2008, 08:54:48 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 03, 2008, 08:28:08 PM

Anyways, I like these ideas (MO, LMNO and Khara). Here's my latest submission:

1001 Fatal Diseases to contract before you die.



I really like this one. very horrormirthic


#739:  SIDS.


Q: How do you know if the obnoxious woman in your psych ward is a hypochondriac?

A: She complains that her SIDS is acting up.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
October 19, 2012, 02:13:12 AM
The title alone...  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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