where is shit to do at?

[Meunster]

How do i tell if there's nothing to do in my city, or if im just not in the group that knows what's going on.

Ive checked every social media outlet for kcmo and everything just doesn't look fun. Its either dj night, college band, free seminar, political speech  (not the fub kind), or something for the kids to do.

Ive checked every online site, fb, twitter, tumblr, the pitch calander, even fetlife.

The most interesting thing that was going on was an open gangbang, but I only gangbang with people i know are clean. So that's out.

The poetry nights are only on Wednesdays and i don't want to be stuck at another small bar with a shitty 4 cord college band playing, that or stay home alone all night. Both bad ways to spend my time.

So half rant half question, how do i find fun? Or do i just have to go out in a silly hat to boreing events and make the fun myself?

[LMNO]

MAKE FUN.

TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE MAKING FUN.

HAVE FUN.

LET PEOPLE HAVE FUN WITH YOU.

MAKE MORE FUN WITH THOSE PEOPLE.

TELL PEOPLE YOU'RE HAVING FUN WITH OTHET PEOPLE.

INVITE THEM TO HAVE FUN WITH YOU.

REPEAT AS NECESSARY.


NOTE: you have to be brave enough to have fun by yourself until someone shows up. 

[The Johnny]

Doing boring stuff with interesting people can be fun. IOW you need to open yourself to interact and bond with others.

[Reginald Ret]

Its either dj night, college band, free seminar, political speech  (not the fub kind), or something for the kids to do.

Go to DJ night, try to find the DJ's limits with stranger and stranger requests.
Talk to college band, ask to join on stage and rock out.
Go to free seminar, argue with everyone. No-one fun to argue with? argue with your shoes.
Go to political speech, make fart noises. Or bring copious amounts of fart cushions.
Teach children fun stuff.

[Junkenstein]

Ive checked every online site, fb, twitter, tumblr, the pitch calander, even fetlife.

Have you tried going the fuck outside?

We have resident experts on this.


And seconding LMNO, this is surely quite obvious.

[Cain]

Be the shit you want to do in the world.

[LMNO]

Be the shit you want to do in to the world.

Fixt.

[Doktor Howl]

How do i tell if there's nothing to do in my city, or if im just not in the group that knows what's going on.

Ive checked every social media outlet for kcmo and everything just doesn't look fun. Its either dj night, college band, free seminar, political speech  (not the fub kind), or something for the kids to do.

Ive checked every online site, fb, twitter, tumblr, the pitch calander, even fetlife.

I think I see the problem.

[LMNO]

How do i tell if there's nothing to do in my city, or if im just not in the group that knows what's going on.

Ive checked every social media outlet for kcmo and everything just doesn't look fun. Its either dj night, college band, free seminar, political speech  (not the fub kind), or something for the kids to do.

Ive checked every online site, fb, twitter, tumblr, the pitch calander, even fetlife.

I think I see the problem.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

You were the one planning a cross-country trip spreading weirdness. Start at home. Print out flyers or whatever and hand them out at the street corner. Put up posters at the bus stops. Chalk graffiti if local law allows. Get a plastic golden apple and throw it into one of those DJ parties. Come on, man.

[Doktor Howl]

How do i tell if there's nothing to do in my city, or if im just not in the group that knows what's going on.

Ive checked every social media outlet for kcmo and everything just doesn't look fun. Its either dj night, college band, free seminar, political speech  (not the fub kind), or something for the kids to do.

Ive checked every online site, fb, twitter, tumblr, the pitch calander, even fetlife.

I think I see the problem.

The Spider and the Crack await thee. O sinner!