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Stuck writing a poem to my wife.

Started by Doktor Howl, May 11, 2015, 06:10:58 PM

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Doktor Howl

Here's what I have so far.


"T'was a cold night, and the moonlight
Danced upon the quay
THAT ASS, THOUGH

Stuck right there.
Molon Lube

LMNO

I would take it as a good sign that one's thought process utterly stops when contemplating THAT ASS.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 11, 2015, 06:31:29 PM
I would take it as a good sign that one's thought process utterly stops when contemplating THAT ASS.

Excellent point.  SAVED!

THANKS, MISTER!
Molon Lube

Billiam Poster

THAT ASS, THOUGH
FNORD*
Stuck right there.

I THINK WE CAN ALL RELATE TO GETTING STUCK IN YOU WIFES ASS
Joseph K.: I don't pretend to be a martyr, no.
Hastler: Not even a victim of society?
Joseph K.: I am a member of society.
Hastler: Do you think you can persuade the court that you're not responsible by reason of lunacy?
Joseph K.: I think that's what the court wants me to believe. Yes, that's the conspiracy: to persuade us all that the whole world is crazy, formless, meaningless, absurd. That's the dirty game. So I've lost my case. What of it? You, you're losing too. It's all lost, lost. So what? Does that sentence the entire universe to lunacy?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Billiam Poster on May 11, 2015, 11:41:06 PM
THAT ASS, THOUGH
FNORD*
Stuck right there.

I THINK WE CAN ALL RELATE TO GETTING STUCK IN YOU WIFES ASS

Fuck off, twerp.
Molon Lube

Dubya

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2015, 06:10:58 PM
Here's what I have so far.


"T'was a cold night, and the moonlight
Danced upon the quay
THAT ASS, THOUGH

Stuck right there.
Quite took my breath away

In the moonlight, in it's cold light
As the waters danced
THAT ASS, YO
Made me want to skip romance

...

Kinda hard to poetry from a scene I never saw...
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."