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Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down

Started by Cain, August 09, 2014, 07:29:35 AM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

#900
September 24, 2014, 05:30:14 PM
I just want to say that i fucking hate militant vegans messing up the safe space policy on one of the groups I mod.

Veganism isn't achievable for everyone for health or financial reasons and omni's aren't "just like pedophiles"

We've had more than 7 people upset because they have eating disorders or health issues and i'm moderating a workshop on intersectionality tonight-

seriously, there are some real assholes flying around and I want to nuke them from orbit.

The Good Reverend Roger

#901
September 24, 2014, 05:38:06 PM
Quote from: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 24, 2014, 05:30:14 PM
and omni's aren't "just like pedophiles"

WOW!   :lulz:

Way to trivialize the raping of children.  Well done, that Vegan.
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Suu

#902
September 24, 2014, 06:01:06 PM
Quote from: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 24, 2014, 05:30:14 PM
I just want to say that i fucking hate militant vegans messing up the safe space policy on one of the groups I mod.

Veganism isn't achievable for everyone for health or financial reasons and omni's aren't "just like pedophiles"

We've had more than 7 people upset because they have eating disorders or health issues and i'm moderating a workshop on intersectionality tonight-

seriously, there are some real assholes flying around and I want to nuke them from orbit.

HOW DOES THAT ARGUMENT EVEN FUCKING WORK?!
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Ben Shapiro

#903
September 24, 2014, 06:03:21 PM
Quote from: The Suu on September 24, 2014, 06:01:06 PM
Quote from: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 24, 2014, 05:30:14 PM
I just want to say that i fucking hate militant vegans messing up the safe space policy on one of the groups I mod.

Veganism isn't achievable for everyone for health or financial reasons and omni's aren't "just like pedophiles"

We've had more than 7 people upset because they have eating disorders or health issues and i'm moderating a workshop on intersectionality tonight-

seriously, there are some real assholes flying around and I want to nuke them from orbit.

HOW DOES THAT ARGUMENT EVEN FUCKING WORK?!

Well for one they're stupid to believe that the life of animal is the same as a fucking human being.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#904
September 24, 2014, 07:49:06 PM
fucked if i know. I took great pleasure in applying the banhammer real hard.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#905
September 24, 2014, 07:51:39 PM
the non-militant vegans have been fucking awesome though.

xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)

#906
September 24, 2014, 11:19:10 PM
Just say "Enemy".

Jesus Christ, what the actual everliving fuck.

minuspace

#907
September 24, 2014, 11:31:46 PM
The crazies are out there in rare form today.  Pity, it was just maybe going to be a good day.  Oh, wait, sure, I love counterfactual arguments insinuating my culpability for both everything real and not.  Works like a charm, every time, even if it doesn't.  That must be why it's AMAZING. :horror:

Suu

#908
September 25, 2014, 02:29:10 AM
Tomorrow I enter middle age.

Tomorrow, I get my first bottle of PILLZ HERE for the rest of my life that aren't BCP or artificial happiness. They're actual pills that are going to make me function properly and stop me from eventually slipping into a coma and dying.  :lulz:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#909
September 25, 2014, 03:53:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 23, 2014, 06:10:57 PM
Here is the dreaded Tyler Kelley:



Horrible dirt to follow.

Oh yeah, he's a real badass. You can tell.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#910
September 25, 2014, 03:54:38 AM
Quote from: Trivial on September 24, 2014, 02:19:01 AM
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Get Ingress, and watch your activity rates SOAR.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#911
September 25, 2014, 05:40:10 AM
I'm still alive. Just as a heads up.

It's possible that I'm going to be mostly gone for the next month. School. Hope all is well.
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#912
September 25, 2014, 06:14:23 AM
My ex is back from two weeks in Texas. He and his new girlfriend got an apartment in San Antonio and she's nesting while he comes back for his stuff.

Tonight he asked me if I wanted to "lay down with" him to "help relax" him. I said no. He went off to his soon-to-be vacated room in a pout.

He hasn't even started packing his shit yet.

I'm about to do it for him.

With a chipper-shredder to cut down on bulk. Then he won't have to rent a big ol' truck. Maybe a scooter.
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EK WAFFLR

#913
September 25, 2014, 10:30:33 AM
I finally got an e-cig. Rich tobacco taste. I'm in love.
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Cain

#914
September 25, 2014, 10:52:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2014, 03:16:41 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 24, 2014, 02:57:51 AM
Hey, not trying to dictate, but could we please all try to pledge on that nutbag down there?  I know we all think we have the perfect rejoinder, but it may be agreed that the shit's been played out.

Okay, but how many times have we tried THAT?

All it takes is one person.  Just one.

And invariably someone doesn't get the memo.  Which explains why at least two people are persisting in engaging with him, in one case naming a thread after him.

Well, at least they showed us how clever they are, I guess.
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