Allow me to introduce myself...

[Shatterbrain]

Most excellent.   

[Phox]

Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?

The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

Look, a funny new picture! Am I internet popular yet??

Anyway, Shatterbrain, welcome aboard, even if you don't quite cut the mustard as a Guido.

Thanks

I like this one. Can we keep him, Roger? Can we, can we, can we, can we?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?

The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

Look, a funny new picture! Am I internet popular yet??

Anyway, Shatterbrain, welcome aboard, even if you don't quite cut the mustard as a Guido.

Thanks

I like this one. Can we keep him, Roger? Can we, can we, can we, can we?

Okay, but you know he really looks like this:

[Phox]

Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?

The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

Look, a funny new picture! Am I internet popular yet??

Anyway, Shatterbrain, welcome aboard, even if you don't quite cut the mustard as a Guido.

Thanks

I like this one. Can we keep him, Roger? Can we, can we, can we, can we?

Okay, but you know he really looks like this:

Point? 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Point? 

Just pointing out the laws of SCIENCE as they apply to the internet.

[Phox]

Point? 

Just pointing out the laws of SCIENCE as they apply to the internet.

Fair 'nuff. 

[Shatterbrain]

Slightly more accurate:

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Slightly more accurate:

[Eater of Clowns]

Slightly more accurate:

Fucking yes.

[Telarus]

We're all about bad photoshop.  For example...

OMFG Roger. I'm so using that in that project I asked you about (I'll have an opportunity to touch up the cut-scenes after the final deadline for the forum release).

[Luna]

Pretend guidos.

Yep.  Photo is a model, name of David Entinghe.

http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1160414

Dude, if you're gonna lie on the internet, at least use a photo that doesn't take me 30 seconds or less to track down.

ETA:  I do, however, approve of pictures of eye candy.

[Shatterbrain]

Pretend guidos.

Yep.  Photo is a model, name of David Entinghe.

http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1160414

Dude, if you're gonna lie on the internet, at least use a photo that doesn't take me 30 seconds or less to track down.

ETA:  I do, however, approve of pictures of eye candy.

Shit, for a second there I thought I had everyone fooled. 

[Luna]

Pretend guidos.

Yep.  Photo is a model, name of David Entinghe.

http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1160414

Dude, if you're gonna lie on the internet, at least use a photo that doesn't take me 30 seconds or less to track down.

ETA:  I do, however, approve of pictures of eye candy.

Shit, for a second there I thought I had everyone fooled. 

Nah, but at least make me work for it for crapsake.

[Shatterbrain]

Pretend guidos.

Yep.  Photo is a model, name of David Entinghe.

http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1160414

Dude, if you're gonna lie on the internet, at least use a photo that doesn't take me 30 seconds or less to track down.

ETA:  I do, however, approve of pictures of eye candy.

Shit, for a second there I thought I had everyone fooled.  

Nah, but at least make me work for it for crapsake.

That would imply that I would have to do even more work than you in order to conceal its origins from you.

I'm barely dedicated enough to sit through an entire shit, let alone look up an obscure picture of an attractive male and elaborately doctor the photo to throw you off its' trail in order to complete my master scheme of tricking everyone on the forums into thinking I'm a guido.

I think that might've been a bit more pathetic than funny, anyway.

edit: typo, spacing, fuck the preview button.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm barely dedicated enough to sit through an entire shit,

You just aren't serious about having a good time.

TGRR,
Creator of MASSIVE shits.