Before I Die I Want To....

[Suu]

Before I die, I will get Richter back for every fucking pun or prank he's played on me.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Before I die, I will get Richter back for every fucking pun or prank he's played on me.

Better get started.  This is going to be like kicking Axl Rose's ass...You're going to be busy, busy, busy.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

So how many agents will show up at my house if I say.....  "Before I die I want to take as many with as I can?" 

[Elder Iptuous]

I don't have a nemesis.   

neither do i. 

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Are you suggesting????   

i'm a fairly agreeable fellow, but i could give it a go.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I don't have a nemesis.   

neither do i. 

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Are you suggesting????   

i'm a fairly agreeable fellow, but i could give it a go.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[The Wizard]

Khara officially qualifies herself as the villain.

[Jasper]

Do they actually have gophers in Arizona?

I also want to buy Requia a pair of glasses, and kill Bill Murray with a chainsaw.

What'd he do? 

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Khara officially qualifies herself as the villain.

Always!!

[Elder Iptuous]

Khara officially qualifies herself as the villain.

...
i thought....
i thought i was going to be the villain.

[Jasper]

@ that one on the bottom left

Me?  Do something that makes it impossible to forget me.

Same. I'm not egocentric too, so if it turns out to be a co-op with Siggie that's okay as long as we both get credit

:fistbump:

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Khara officially qualifies herself as the villain.

...
i thought....
i thought i was going to be the villain.

Do you wish to put it to a vote?   

[The Wizard]

i thought i was going to be the villain.

Being the Hero isn't all that bad either. Plus, you can turn to the dark side whenever you get bored with it.

[Phox]

i thought i was going to be the villain.

Being the Hero isn't all that bad either. Plus, you can turn to the dark side whenever you get bored with it.

And then give up before there can be a proper war of the villains. 

[Jenne]

Do they actually have gophers in Arizona?

I also want to buy Requia a pair of glasses, and kill Bill Murray with a chainsaw.

I dunno, I'm a mushpot--I just wanna hold my grandchildren and have them know me and remember me before I'm gone.

/srs fr rls srs sorry

[The Wizard]

And then give up before there can be a proper war of the villains.

When I get into a position where I actually make shit happen, then I'll go villain.

Hero=reactive
Villain=proactive