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Like many of you who live in New Jersey, I've been following the progress of the marriage-equality legislation currently being considered in Trenton. I've long believed in and have always spoken out for the rights of same sex couples and fully agree with Governor Corzine when he writes that, "The marriage-equality issue should be recognized for what it truly is -- a civil rights issue that must be approved to assure that every citizen is treated equally under the law." I couldn't agree more with that statement and urge those who support equal treatment for our gay and lesbian brothers and sisters to let their voices be heard now.
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A Maine high school senior says he was denied his diploma because he bowed during graduation and blew a kiss to his mother.

Justin Denney was about to receive his Bonny Eagle High School diploma on Friday when he pointed at friends and relatives.

Schools Superintendent Suzanne Lukas ordered him back to his seat. She told the Portland Press Herald newspaper she was enforcing behavior rules.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31405284/ns/us_news-education?gt1=43001

So a neighbor has a computer and has forgotten the password.


How would one gain access to the computer.

if I take his drive and put it in my computer I can access his hard drive. but can i change his settings?
And if so, How?

thank you in advance.

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.



On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.



He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.



Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.



Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same fucking elephant.

It's not easy being a freelance soothsayer in this day and age, let me tell you.The hours are nearly non-existent and the clientèle isn't what it used to be. On a busy day I have maybe 4 to 6 costumers. and they are most definitely not the heads of nations.

I'm not talking about your run of the mill Card Jockey here. Theres things out in the world the Tarot just wasn't designed to handle. You'd have to be a total card zero to think otherwise.And get the idea of talking to the dead out of your mind. A spirit has no idea what the future holds anymore than you or I and like anyone else personal motivations behind their actions.

I know some of you skeptics out there will ask why I don't use my abilities to win the lottery or get a big windfall or 2 on the Trifecta. And to be honest the thought has crossed my mind a few times. Thankfully I was able to dodge that bullet. what a terrible mess my life will become with any large amount of cash at my disposal.

It's days like these that I get pissed at my gift. I take it out on the clients. You have no idea the number of jakes I have pulled on these poor unsuspecting souls. A past client was nearly institutionalized continuously searching the sky for black helicopters. H was so convinced they were there he almost had me looking for them. He started spouting off about the New World Order and Lizard Creatures from another dimension.  Switched careers and wrote some books that sold pretty well if I remember correctly.

On other days I take pity on them. I tell them any day they see a woman wearing green walking a dog is a fortunate day for them and that they should take  an extra minute or 2 to enjoy the weather. Some have come back to tell me that they enjoyed an afternoon of sleet. stupid bastards.

but you. no, I won't pull any fast ones on you. Why would I tell you about my little...hobby if I was going to pull a fast one on you.


Now about this flight you're going to take. The pilot will be named Clark  and it should be a very safe trip...

I need a non-soy soy sauce alternative.


I've done a web search but the "mushrooms, soaking liquid" bit confuses me. why put in a comma and then make a statement about the comma not belonging. I think it's a put on.

anyways if someone can share their knowledge with me I would appreciate it.

I have it.

And now a scanner.