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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cramulus on February 14, 2012, 02:35:21 pm

Title: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
Post by: Cramulus on February 14, 2012, 02:35:21 pm
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On this day in history, St. Valentine banished all snakes from Scotland. And on clear nights, if you listen very closely, you can still hear him riding through Sleepy Hollow, his severed head held aloft, crying out "The British are coming!" Ah, Love!
Title: Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
Post by: Cramulus on February 14, 2012, 02:39:18 pm
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Love is where the Tigris and Euphrates rivers finally meet, and there are birds.
Title: Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
Post by: Cramulus on February 14, 2012, 02:44:52 pm
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Who can stand against Love? It is a flying hurricane kick to the heart of misery. It is the cliff face against which sadness is dashed like a sack of unloved kittens. It can break three boards of loathing is one deft chop.
Title: Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2012, 02:45:24 pm
Love is a burning thing.
Title: Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
Post by: SuuCal on February 14, 2012, 02:51:36 pm
When I bite into Love, I get the sensation of 3000 spears jabbing into my sides as I ski downhill on the alps into a pine tree that launches me into the Indian Ocean.
Title: Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
Post by: Cramulus on February 14, 2012, 02:53:43 pm
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"Come with me, and we will sail across the sea of love in my magical flying pirate ship, the salty spray in our face, until we are both completely soaked."   -Lord Byron

Title: Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
Post by: Luna on February 14, 2012, 02:55:18 pm
Love is a burning thing.

There's an ointment for that.   :p
Title: Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
Post by: AFK on February 14, 2012, 02:59:28 pm
"Give me the lube, or give me death!" - Patrick Henry
Title: Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
Post by: Cramulus on February 14, 2012, 02:59:48 pm
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Love is a magic eye poster. You stare at it in the mall until your eyeballs dry out. Then, unexpectedly, it's the Starship Enterprise.
Title: Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
Post by: Sita on February 14, 2012, 03:19:08 pm
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Love is a magic eye poster. You stare at it in the mall until your eyeballs dry out. Then, unexpectedly, it's the Starship Enterprise.
Lies. I have experienced love, but never once have I seen these supposed pictures in magic eye posters.
Title: Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 03:34:12 pm
"Love is that magical period between meeting a beautiful woman and discovering she looks like a haddock."
- Oscar Wilde
Title: Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 14, 2012, 03:41:32 pm
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
 -Matt Groening
Title: Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 14, 2012, 03:58:16 pm
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
 -Matt Groening

This is my favorite quote about love. :lol:
Title: Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
Post by: Cramulus on February 14, 2012, 04:37:09 pm
just collecting these here: http://23ae.com/2012/02/inspirational-valentines-day-quotes/