Summary

PoFP Outlandish

MIA MIA
Posts:
13129 (0.433 per day)
Custom Title:
Word-Salad Enthusiast and Terrified Meat Sack
Gender:
Male
Age:
40
Location:
Florida
Date Registered:
July 28, 2012, 02:36:09 am
Local Time:
December 17, 2017, 07:43:11 pm
Last Active:
December 09, 2017, 01:06:07 am
Signature:
Listen carefully. I don't have much time, and I only have 462 characters left. I'm a scientist from Area 52 (Area 51 was used to draw attention from Area 52, where the aliens were ACTUALLY stored) who was working on neural interfacing with networked devices. In an experiment gone wrong, I accidentally uploaded my mind to the internet. In the 2 seconds I had before my mind scrambled itself with the world's network traffic, I was able to store this snippet in this random internet signature. If you're reading this, let the world know tha