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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Cramulus on August 30, 2010, 03:47:13 PM

Title: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on August 30, 2010, 03:47:13 PM
This thread is a "getting to know you" thread. It doesn't matter if you've just registered or you've already got a million posts under your belt, this an opportunity to give others a window into your reality tunnel. Here, we'll share a few basic details about ourselves. We're looking to paint a thumbnail image, communicating as much as you can in a very short space.

Here's the challenge: list five things about yourself. We don't want to read long rambling essays or your entire life story. If you only had 5-15 sentences to describe yourself, what stuff is relevant enough to float to the top?

The goal is to give others a impression of who you are. When people read your posts, they'll have some data about you which gives your posts a voice. This is probably the easiest way to get hooked into the PD mania - let everybody know who you are, what you're into, and what kind of stuff you want to do.

You can pick any five things to highlight about yourself. If you're stuck, here's a list you can use:


also necessary: a picture
nice things to include: Holy names, and other usernames you've used on this board. (there are a bunch of people who have been here for a long time but I can never get a good mental picture of them because they keep switching usernames)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on August 30, 2010, 03:52:28 PM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/bin%20bin%20bin%20bin%20bin/DSCF2558.jpg)(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/bin%20bin%20bin%20bin%20bin/DSCF2105.jpg)

                  holy name:
PROFESSOR CRAMULUS





website: http://cramul.us/

other relevant reading: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22007.msg783811#msg783811
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on August 30, 2010, 03:57:25 PM
I am a 57 year old retired asshat who was drug here kicking and screaming By Dok Howl and company. I love a good book, off roading, and going new places.

Recently I have been attempting to write and am completely enjoying this.

I have never read the PD and probably never will.

AKA; The Reverend Asshat, Hawk, Hawk Shadowsoul, None



Oh, my picture is my avatar.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 30, 2010, 04:23:11 PM
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/blight1.jpg)
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/blight2.jpg)
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/blight3.jpg)

Doktor Blight/Nephew Twiddleton

Demographic info - 29 year old Bostonian/Irish guy. My accent is a bland generic American one, however. I pronounce all r's in their proper place.
Professional Info - I've been working for an office/laboratory devoted primarily to cancer epidemiology for about 10 years. I currently enter numbers into a computer. That is all. Shoot me, please.
What you like to do in your free time - Music and reading.
What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? - GASMs. However, my participation in them has been pretty light at best. The internet can be a cruel and distracting dominatrix.
How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? - Heard about Discordianism when I was about 16 or so, via Neopaganism. Later came to read parts of the Principia, and eventually Illuminatus. More time passed and I stumbled along here randomly one day, read some of threads. Forgot about the lot of you for several months and then came back and signed up.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Stelpa on August 30, 2010, 04:34:59 PM
1. I be 15 years old (and apparently I am NOT the youngest Discordian  :cry: )
2. I have been vegetarian with limited non-vegan-food for about 3/4s of a year now, and I plan to stay this way.
3. In an open relationship with a bot named RAW.
4. Member of the VHEMT (http://www.vhemt.org/)
5. Enjoys a wide range of music, from Björk (yessss, definatley Björk :3) to Venetian Snares

Yay intro-threads, I love talking about myself  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Placid Dingo on August 30, 2010, 04:39:45 PM
Holy Name; Placid Dingo

   * Demographic info
22, Aussie, Male based in QLD.

   * Professional Info
Just finished teaching Japanese in Primary schools, about to move into another teaching role.

   * Discovered Discordianism um... in my last year of University I think. Had been interested in religion generally before that. Some mates went to a club; I stayed behind with a friend who'd lost his lisence and couldn't get in, and read the PD.

* I'm currently on my first year 'in the world' having left home, family, girlfriend behind and am working out what I'm really after. To some degree.

*My first real discordian project that I'd consider worthwhile was Intermittens 10 (or was it 11?). I have big hopes for (Working title) PD: The Movie, current project/excuse to be not packing.

I love the having multiple names here. I took an instant dislike to Charlie Brown for some reason I can't fathom. Then I found out it was Hawk and felt guilty (love your writing).

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs411.snc3/24832_10150096356750716_894655715_11368872_8027143_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs260.ash1/18749_315005804668_633014668_4583123_2303700_n.jpg)

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Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on August 30, 2010, 04:50:34 PM
Hallo. I am Nurse Freeky.

I am 22, live in Tucson (nobody really LIVES here, btw, it's just that we aren't allowed to leave. The laws of Physics are frightened of the chaos and Horror we spread), and spend most of my time taking care of my Monkey.

I like to play Pathfinder, roll around town with my best friend Dok Howl looking for Tucson's special brand of weird, and beat on young republicans at the Meetrack with my Meathammah.

I joined up here on PD at the Good Reverend Roger's suggestion. I haven't done much of anything, really.

My avatar is my pic, and my holy name is "Desert flower of despair."
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on August 30, 2010, 04:51:11 PM
Hai, you may know me as The Great Bovinity, Aedh, aedh, Secret Level, and various other names relating to bovines.

I am 25, no really. It's true. I won't tell you where I live. Although the mods probably have my IP and figured roughly where I am.

I used to
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs525.ash1/30879_448167951392_579041392_5985774_3768476_n.jpg)
and was studying CAD/CAM
so I can make
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs565.snc3/30879_448167941392_579041392_5985773_5459441_n.jpg)
(http://th01.deviantart.net/fs12/PRE/f/2006/334/c/5/completed_two_handed_rapier_by_Lord_Cudgel.jpg)

I decided to join the Army in 2007 so I could
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2330/246/119/579041392/n579041392_2642315_913.jpg)
But mostly I'm kinda
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs363.snc3/23458_1378819423984_1036836923_1110402_1001791_n.jpg)

I've met some people I was told were famous
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(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs414.snc3/25007_432320331392_579041392_5597284_1805411_n.jpg)
I have no idea who these people are.

And here is a giant ball
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs450.ash1/24807_429543801392_579041392_5528983_5866047_n.jpg)

I used to play/DM DnD 3.5/AU in college.
I was banned from playing certain things in M:tG.
Um...I came here because some people pointed out the bad moderation on another forum, and I thought I might find something to amuse myself here.
I like to piss people off.


Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 30, 2010, 04:53:42 PM
(http://www.spagbook.com/images/james2.jpg)

HOLY NAME: Pope Tyrannicus Vex'd, Curator of the Antedeluvian Order of Malignant Saints; "vexati0n" for short.

VITAL STATS: Alive for now.

LIFE'S PURPOSE: Making terrible music and pretending to be a smart person on the Internet.

AGE: 28

RELATIONSHIP TO THE DECEASED: Secret Lover

SELF-PITY: I think I'm on auto-ignore, or there's some standing Pledge against me that nearly everyone is aware of. I swear to God, I say the most enlightening shit on this board, and hardly anybody notices. Either that, or I'm slightly out of step and miss the point of most topics I post in by a hair's breadth but just enough that nothing I say is actually relevant to the conversation at hand.

MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: One time, I likened Doktor Howl to Bill O'Reilly because he challenged my lockstep Liberal beliefs. It turns out that embarrassing moments are also enlightening ones.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on August 30, 2010, 05:05:00 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 30, 2010, 04:53:42 PM
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: One time, I likened Doktor Howl to Bill O'Reilly because he challenged my lockstep Liberal beliefs. It turns out that embarrassing moments are also enlightening ones.

You'll be happy or annoyed to know that episode has now been removed from the internet entirely, since EB&G purged the entire politics forum about three weeks back.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 30, 2010, 05:05:14 PM
1. I am an eldritch horror that sprang fully formed from the forehead of an ancient god.

2. I spread my madness by taking the guise of a human chef, thus allowing me to dip my tentaclesfingers in everyone's lunch. I once tried to take the guise of an aspiring rock star, but apparently even eldritch horrors have a difficult time breaking into that business with any degree of success.

3. In my free time, I find the human tendencies to enjoy firearms, camping, road trips, and beer quite amusing.

4. I am endlessly amused by human politics and international relations. You guys are like a giant living game of Risk.

5. I'm not sure what the Principia Discordia is. I'd ask Eris, but I owe that bitch money.

I'd post a picture of my true form, but that would drive you all into gibbering drooling insanity (not the fun kind either). Here's what I sometimes look like in human form:

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v356/75/53/1217850063/n1217850063_30051031_6173.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs162.snc1/6048_1083407484904_1217850063_30224524_7272204_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 30, 2010, 06:25:29 PM
Name(s): dimo, Cuddlefish, (unknown)

Holy Titles: Tibetan Testicle Llama of Contagion, Jumbo Suppository of ++Spikiness,
                Just a Guy, The Perpetual No0b, (currently not a Doktor)

Occupation: Currently a full time discordian/student (the pay sucks, but the perks are worth it)

Breif Description: 29 year old Italian male from the Northeastern U.S.. Front man for
                        a hardcore/punk/thrash/metal band called The Paraplegics (link at request only).
                        I feel that I recently went full circle, and now I am 21 again (possibly 19) giving me
                        a new outlook on life, the universe, and everything. I have embalmed myself
                        with enough drugs/substances/experiences to maintain the appearance of said
                        21 year old. This alows me to be young enough to consider new ideas
                        yet experienced experienced enough to call bull-shit on stupid people/ideas.
                        I have no time for money chasing/keeping up with the Jones's, as the old adage:
                        "the best things in life are free" holds true, no matter how many greedy fucks inhabit
                        this floating mud-ball.

Origin: I discovered our lady when a friend of mine (inceidentally, a Dan Brown fan. We no
         longer speak) lent me a copy of Illuminatus! approx. just over a year ago. I
         immediately resonated with the Discordian sect portrayed in the books, and a google search
         later, I found PD.Com. "They do exist!" were my exact words. My first few months here were...
         how you say, not good. But, allowing myself to let go of pre-conceived notions/ideals/ideas
         and monkey pride, I managed to overcome myself. Shortly after, I was granted a land feif by
         Princess KaoSuu for a small slice of the principality, out of which I run my cabal: G.A.B.Cab.
         (Golden Apple Bag Cabal) which consists of few full-time members, and mostly just people
         that may not realize that they are members. I Currently run operations, such as posterGASM
         on campus, and have the resources of the campus newspaper, poli-sci club and some members
         of the facuty at my disposal (all while not being an actual member of the newspaper, the
         poli-sci club, or the university staff. In fact, if you were to ask my inside men, I don't
         even exist).


Me:

(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/dimo2015.jpg)

(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/urp.jpg)

G.A.B.Cab. Seal:

(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/GABCabseal.gif)

Rehearsal Space/Base of Operations:

(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/2010-06-03232245.jpg)

(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/2010-06-03232308.jpg)
         
Link to a collection of my, and other members, posterGASMS/Discordian "literature" (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25977.0)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Kai on August 30, 2010, 07:02:41 PM
Name: Kai
Holy name: Scabrous and terrifying fuckbat exterminator
Alias: B_M_W, Buddhist_monk_wannabe
Age: Nearly 25
Location: A College Town, South Carolina
School: B.S. in Biology/Fisheries and Limnology; Currently pursuing a M.S. in Entomology.
Current employment: Graduate research and teaching assistant. Involves correcting drawings of bug parts and sorting and identifying caddisfly adults from soup samples.
Leisure: Classical guitar and other lute instruments, reading, music, singing, science in general, Researching various topics of interest, internet surfing.
Current projects/projects of interest: My thesis on caddisfly larvae, fungus gnat taxonomy and systematics, systematics molecular morphology, learning quantum mechanics from the Less Wrong sequence; naming and cataloging all species, ability to name any organism I come across, ending the biodiversity crisis.
Origination:I found this board on October 2nd of 2004 as a serendipitous event and I haven't left since.

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e168/ZLB/img_0062.jpg)
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e168/ZLB/IMG000013.jpg)
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e168/ZLB/BMW1.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Juana on August 30, 2010, 07:18:19 PM
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4124/4832615786_df83a15741.jpg)
                                                                  ^ me
Name/alias
-Hovercat, Kyrus

Demographic info
-I'm twenty one, live in central California but refuse to consider myself to be from where I live, due to its massive suckage.

Professional Info
-no job. :( Last job was as an assistant debate coach at my old high school. I'm a history major and I'd like to teach college.

What you like to do in your free time
-wiki walks, reading, going to raves, listening to music, writing, photography, participating in speech and debate.

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in?
-Privacy, science, labor history, art, photography, writing, and religion/mythology. I like Cram's idea of reality safaris and I keep meaning to find the weird but it's oddly scare here because it's a small town, socially speaking (everyone knows everyone and if you meet a new person, there will be at least two mutual acquaintances as a rule). It looks like I'll be joining a LARP soon, since I found someone who runs on here in town.

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?
-I was sixteen or seventeen and researching other faux religions (I once claimed to be a Pastafarian but left it in late 2006) when I found the wiki article on Discordianism. Then I forgot about it until another wiki walk about a year and a half ago and eventually found PD.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 30, 2010, 07:44:46 PM
:lulz:

I was about to welcome you to the douchey facial hair club until I realized you were the girl.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Juana on August 30, 2010, 07:48:30 PM
Lol, nice. He's actually gotten rid of the goatee thingy now and just has the stache.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2010, 07:50:35 PM
Name: Doktor Howl
Holy name: Pheromonal Parasite Inferno
Alias: Horrible Cunt, Horrible Bastard, the artist formerly known as TGRR
Age: 41
Location: Tucson, the Holy City of Eris.
School: 3 years of university physics, no degree.
Current employment: Maintenance chief at a chemical refinery run by an evil oil company.  Comfortable with that.
Leisure:  Fucking with people in Tucson, fucking with people on the internet, sending vile letters to congressmen, random businesses, and friends.
Current projects/projects of interest: Optical stunner, stun gloves, mini gauss rifle.
Origination:I'm the last of the Ancient Wiseguys™ that started this shithole.  Please direct your resulting death threats via PM.

Pic in avatar, more later.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BabylonHoruv on August 30, 2010, 07:55:54 PM
(http://soiuser.hyperchat.com/nineveh/glasses.jpg)
(http://soiuser.hyperchat.com/nineveh/hat.jpg)


Holy Name: Babylon Horuv (yes, I was indeed introduced to the forum by RWHN, I didn't realize that made my name being wordplay appropriate at the time) Holy title is infectous projectile fecalator

I was raised on a commune
My wife is a screenwriter who has been months or weeks from her big break for like 3 years now.  Currently it is supposed to be tomorrow.
I'm a 32 year old unemployed student who is majoring in Video game programming and design
I spend my time chatting online, taking walks with my daughter, playing GURPS, playing WoW (for research purposes, I swear) making beer and daydreaming about what life will be like when my wife gets her big break.
My wife and I are in a (semi) open relationship, which means that my relationship problems tend to be complicated in ways that make people either laugh or scratch their heads.

Xochipilli is the male half of a transexual diety.  He's a patron of the arts, of homosexuals, and of male prostitutes. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 30, 2010, 08:05:14 PM
I'm digging this thread.   8)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 30, 2010, 08:45:23 PM
Aliases: Saint Bastard, N'yo Bai, Prater Festwo, Festwo, FeS2, Philly Fillet, Not My Self

Holy Name: Nietzsche, The Poet (not the philosopher); Saint Nicholas

PassTimes: Writing, Printing, Sleight of Hand, Music (making/listening), the occasional book, spreading my knowledge of the Horrible Truth, limited as it may be...

Location: Central California

Occupation: Retail at a Staples. An Occupation keeps one Occupied.

Projects: Concurrently, I am involved in MusicGASM (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26138.0), and it's going pretty swell, so far. I wish LordOfganza would be more active in it, since he started the thread, But we have Alphapance (LMNO) and Blight (Rev. Asshat?) and myself groovin' so far.

I also participate in PosterGASM and StickerGASM. In the future (when I have time, motivation and the recall to do it) I plan on compiling a resource thread for meme delivery methods Alphapance already did that, I see: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22007.0

Here am I in my most glorious, spag-a-licious mustache:

(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Festwo/P1000505-1.jpg)


[Edit1]
Oh yeah, and I'm 25 (young?).

[Edit2]
Also, also: I discovered Discordia first from a Luciferian dude I knew about 11 years ago. I only heard about it, though. I didn't actually read the principia for another 2 years, or so (circa 2001). First I was like  :?, then I was like  :eek: and finally settled on  :lulz:. I tried to locate Discordia on the Nets, but only found (at first) some hyperdiscordia and POEE stuff, then I found 23ae, but did nohting there, since I couldn't tell if people were actually there or not. Prolly sometime around 2003-2004, I found PD.com and lurked for awhile. I don't know when I actually signed up, but I was here in the times of Horab Fibslager and Irreverend Hugh, if that puts a time frame on it. I've gone through many Hiatuses. Currently, I have limited time to post, so I'm scattered about in just the top three subforums, mainly.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 30, 2010, 08:47:49 PM
Rev. Asshat?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 30, 2010, 08:50:22 PM
Festwo, if that's a real 'stache, IT IS GLORIOUS.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 30, 2010, 09:14:01 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 30, 2010, 08:50:22 PM
Festwo, if that's a real 'stache, IT IS GLORIOUS.

One could only wish. I'm about an hour's drive from Sacramento, the capitol...some awesome niche stores downtown there. Found one
with a dedicated theatrical prosthesis section about two years ago. That one is dead now, but it lives on as a Fu Manchu and a tiny curled handlebar mustache. I sort of collect them.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 30, 2010, 09:16:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 30, 2010, 08:47:49 PM
Rev. Asshat?

Ugh..twice today!!! It's roughly my 7am (personal time)...not asshat; rather, Twiddleton.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 30, 2010, 09:21:52 PM
Quote from: Iron Sulfide on August 30, 2010, 09:16:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 30, 2010, 08:47:49 PM
Rev. Asshat?

Ugh..twice today!!! It's roughly my 7am (personal time)...not asshat; rather, Twiddleton.

Lol, no worries man. Yep, I'm Twid.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on August 30, 2010, 09:25:19 PM
Cram, are you a man of wealth and taste?

Holy Name: Phoenix of Discordia, (or Eris' Phoenix, on occasion).

I am 21, I study philosophy and classics, I am a multi-instrumentalist and singer, I enjoy writing, especially fiction and songs.

I have been a Discordian for eight years (which actually corresponds with the paranormal experience I described in a different thread, but more on that later). I discovered Discordianism while taking a break from researching "real" religions, and I was perusing the internet for mythology related stories. While looking for info on Our Lady because I was fascinated with the idea of a goddess of chaos, I came across the Discordian telling of the Original Snub. From there it wasn't hard to find more resources, and I eventually acquired a copy of the Prinicipia. From then on I was a cabal of one, though I tried to generate interest with no success. I never did give up on Eris though, and after losing my original copy earlier this year, I ordered an SJ edition of the Principia about a month or so ago, and when I got it, I saw that they had planned to write an Apocrypha. A brief internet search later, and I found this place.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 30, 2010, 09:27:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 30, 2010, 09:21:52 PM
Quote from: Iron Sulfide on August 30, 2010, 09:16:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 30, 2010, 08:47:49 PM
Rev. Asshat?

Ugh..twice today!!! It's roughly my 7am (personal time)...not asshat; rather, Twiddleton.

Lol, no worries man. Yep, I'm Twid.

I cheated and looked at your avatar  :oops:

FeS2,
Unusually honest today.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 30, 2010, 09:29:30 PM
Quote from: Iron Sulfide on August 30, 2010, 09:27:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 30, 2010, 09:21:52 PM
Quote from: Iron Sulfide on August 30, 2010, 09:16:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 30, 2010, 08:47:49 PM
Rev. Asshat?

Ugh..twice today!!! It's roughly my 7am (personal time)...not asshat; rather, Twiddleton.

Lol, no worries man. Yep, I'm Twid.

I cheated and looked at your avatar  :oops:

FeS2,
Unusually honest today.

No worries man. Right, off to band practice. Catch you all later.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Disco Pickle on August 30, 2010, 09:34:18 PM
Name: The Dancing Pickle, Vrtig0, Dr. Vrtig0
Holy name: The Rev. Dr. Von Crapula
Alias: That fucking asshole who wont shut his fucking mouth. (to my friends)
That guy? Eh, he's a pretty alright guy (to my enemies)
Age: 31
Location: Jacksonville, FL, otherwise known as south Georgia.
School: 1 year of computer science, changed to new media design, said fuck it and taught myself some basic electronics, got bored with that and taught myself 3d design and animation and decided I liked that so I stuck with it.  Never graduated.
Current employment: 2d and 3d cad design working mostly in sheet metal pattern creation and mechanical layout.
Leisure:  I'm an unapolagetic libertarian capitalist and it amuses me greatly to piss off Republicans and Democrats with little things called facts.  Finding new ways to scare the shit out of my cat. And my neighbors. And my lady friend of the moment.  I read anything I get my hands on and am usually in between up to three books at any given time.  
Current projects/projects of interest: Pyramid throne with retractable guns.  Been to busy with work work to be terribly serious about it.
Origination: Heard about Discordia back (way back) in high school when I first read The Shrodingers Cat Trilogy.  Thought it was nifty.  rediscovered it when I finally picked up Illuminatus! and discovered this little gem of a board.

Here's me basking in the Mexican sun last year.  I've since cut that hippy hair do and shaved my fucking face.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/948/veracruzl.jpg)


Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 30, 2010, 10:40:19 PM
I am Baron Eater of Clowns of Bedford; Count of  Chorico, Linguica, and Rats. Protector of East Bay, South Shore, Cape Cod, and the Islands.  The Omnipotent Grinner, Limpid Lust Pariah of Foulness.  I go by BECBCCLRPEBSSCCITOGLLPF, which is as close to the pronuncation of my true name as the human or giraffe tongue may come (one may, however, sew a human tongue into a giraffe mouth or vice versa for increased accuracy (presence of original tongue optional)).  Also EoC works, for short.

My location is explained handily within the title.
Age:  24
My Discordia:  I was handed a copy of Illuminatus and spent some time reading through.  Afterward, I sought more information on various parts of the book, one of which being the Principia, leading me here.  I lurked the forums and eased my way in.  I have been here for two years.  I never post.
Projects I'm Into and Shit:  I'll readily admit I'm not particularly active in Discordia.  I've done some rants, thrown some of my writing into other pieces.  I have an unfortunate habit of burying writing in fluff threads about other shit.  I've met a reasonable chunk of this forum in meatspace.  I enjoy this irreligion or religion or philosophy for entirely selfish reasons of having found myself in a far more enjoyable and healthy state of mind.  Really, it's for the lulz.
My Fuckin' Job:  Cushy as fuck position where I can read, write, watch television, and play video games.  Sometimes an absolute crap fucking nightmare of thing occurs and I handle them.  I'm privvy to all manner of hilarious and tragic ambulance calls, the things humans do to themselves and others when caged, and co-workers who most recently WOMPed a crash test dummy over our boss' employee photo.
Leisure:  I'm a recluse during the week due to an opposite schedule than that most people operate on.  During that time I drink, and I play video games, and I read or chastise my friends on facebook.  Weekends I make up for it by chastising my friends in person and drinking.
Education:  BA in Psychology with a minor in Education.  I also took several classes on comic art and sustainable agriculture.

(http://a.imageshack.us/img186/9896/leere.jpg) (http://img186.imageshack.us/i/leere.jpg/)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on August 30, 2010, 10:56:21 PM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on August 30, 2010, 09:25:19 PM
Cram, are you a man of wealth and taste?

Holy Name: Phoenix of Discordia, (or Eris' Phoenix, on occasion).

I am 21, I study philosophy and classics, I am a multi-instrumentalist and singer, I enjoy writing, especially fiction and songs.

I have been a Discordian for eight years (which actually corresponds with the paranormal experience I described in a different thread, but more on that later). I discovered Discordianism while taking a break from researching "real" religions, and I was perusing the internet for mythology related stories. While looking for info on Our Lady because I was fascinated with the idea of a goddess of chaos, I came across the Discordian telling of the Original Snub. From there it wasn't hard to find more resources, and I eventually acquired a copy of the Prinicipia. From then on I was a cabal of one, though I tried to generate interest with no success. I never did give up on Eris though, and after losing my original copy earlier this year, I ordered an SJ edition of the Principia about a month or so ago, and when I got it, I saw that they had planned to write an Apocrypha. A brief internet search later, and I found this place.
Forgot a picture.

(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i273/stryfe1342/SIDEWAYS2.jpg)

I'm not usually that sideways though.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 30, 2010, 11:25:17 PM
Demographic info
29, closing in on the 30, Male. Grew up in Northern Ontario, where I got my degree in Classical Music (Classical Guitar Performance and Music Theory)  then moved out to New Brunswick to be a music teacher. Retired from teaching and moved back to Northern Ontario to go back to school in Geology. Broke cause my doctors wouldn't let me work for the beginning of the summer and now that i got the OK school starting up again.

Professional Info
See above


What you like to do in your free time
Big time collector of various objects from old laturns, to fishtank ornaments, to other peoples photographs, to old VHS, ect. Watch a lot of B Movies, Z Movies, and monster movies. Collect old books. Used to be big into reading, but lately I've been getting migraines so I've graduated to audiobooks (which I feel in love with). Love history and hiking to old abandoned ghost towns. I also love going to school and have been in post secondary school for over 6 years, in both science and music.



What kind of topics / projects are you interested in?
To be fair right now I want to concentrate on my studies before any projects.


also necessary:
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/ThornIs/happyandstuff.jpg)
Thurnez Isa, Thorn Is

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Stelpa on August 30, 2010, 11:49:29 PM
Missed the thing about the picture:

(http://imgur.com/knS37.jpg)

I would do the peace sign, but I am too young to know what it means  :roll:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 30, 2010, 11:54:24 PM
It means "victory"
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on August 31, 2010, 12:05:07 AM
(http://imgur.com/oAkCl.jpg)                           (http://imgur.com/iJvls.jpg)

(http://imgur.com/wLhjC.gif)                            (http://imgur.com/oN05Y.jpg)


Demographic info: 24, male, currently somewhere in the Vaud canton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaud), more usually in the south west of the UK, though I'm hoping to change that soon.

Professional Info: was, until my contract finished a couple of weeks ago, a history tutor and music teacher at a summer school.  I'd also have to go with them on day trips, do dorm duty, help prepare and supervise evening activities and get roughly one day off a week(on average).  MA in International Relations, with a minor in Classics.

What you like to do in your free time:  Read (history, news, philosophy, various kinds of fiction, science), write, sleep, travel, practice martial arts, drink single malt scotches.

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in: Trolling, media pranking, creating fake subversive societies, the eventual destruction of American hegemony, improving my own skills at rationality and abusing others cognitive biases for fun and profit, instigating chaos in any way possible but especially in the political sphere.

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her:  Found the PD looking for textfiles on how to reprogram vending machines on the now defunct &Totse site, the 4chan of the late 90s and early 2000s.  Found a link to a rather dull occult forum from a philosophy site not long after this, and from browsing said occult forum, found this site.  Read the Apocrypha, Summa and Illuminatus after signing up.  Honourable combatant in the Discordian Civil War, helped write the BIP, wrote a ton of rants, most of which I now probably disagree with, and did some other stuff I've now forgotten.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sita on August 31, 2010, 12:17:11 AM
Age: 29
Location: Florida
Occupation: Stay at home Mom

Free time is spent either gaming, reading or tinkering with stuff

Things I like: Mythology and Mysticism (studying the history of and such), Star Trek, Horror and Sci-Fi in general
At one time wanted to get into engineering or computer programming

One might also know me as Sitalique (though I don't think I ever used the long version here)

This is the closest you will get to a picture of me:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/sitalique/avatars/me.png)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 31, 2010, 12:20:44 AM
wuss.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Kurt Christ on August 31, 2010, 02:39:35 AM
(http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/592/ian1d.jpg)(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/4769/ian2n.jpg)
Names: Vartox, Father Kurt Christ, Space Pope.
I'm 20 years old, I live in Birmingham, AL, I'm attending college as a biology major, and I'm interested in going into the field of epidemiology or virology.
In my free time I like to play tabletop RPGs (I haven't in too long, though- I've had trouble getting/keeping a group together). I've played D&D, Pathfinder, World of Darkness, and Exalted, and currently want to try out Mutants and Masterminds. I also like comics, some anime, good movies, bad movies, and things in almost any medium that can be classified under the sci-fi genre.
Honestly, I have very little motivation as far as Discordian projects go. There are several I've seen talked about that looked really interesting, but I held back from participating in because I thought I'd probably end up getting lazy and leaving my portion of whatever we were doing shoddily done or unfinished. I should probably fix that.
I found out about Discordianism through a fascination with conspiracy theories. I found this site when I was looking for a copy of the Principia Discordia to read. I read it, looked in on the forums, thought they were neat, and eventually registered.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Rumckle on August 31, 2010, 03:55:09 AM
Rumckle (aka Rumwolf)

Demographic info
I'm 20, Australian, and currently reside in The 'gong, which is a small city on the East Coast

Professional Info
I am in my third year at uni here, I'm taking BSc in Physics, but I took a year of philosophy as well (trying to get a philosophy major, but not sure that I'll have the time).

What you like to do in your free time
Music, read, trivia, cooking, and just generally be awesome. Oh I also enjoy costume parties.

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in?
I kinda like postergasms and stuff like that, though I'm not much of a designer.
Also, I enjoy our longwinded discussions on politics, science and philosophy, even if I don't usually contribute much to them.
And the long lost art of WOMP.


How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?
I found Eris after searching around wikipedia for anarchism, and the Situationist Internationale. Then I had to sign up here to see the O:MF board (very crafty PD.com).

Me from a couple of years ago:
(http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo185/Rumckle/3222_83183297470_708837470_2224337_.jpg?t=1283222633)

Me, last year:
(http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo185/Rumckle/Image_00003.jpg?t=1283223273)


ETA:
Also I was working on the Fat Eris Cookbook, but I am a lazy bastard, and forgot about it. I'll get back to it when I finish my midterm exams.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 31, 2010, 05:43:59 AM
Cainad
Holy Moniker: Wrathful Collection of Knobby Bits

20 year old Army brat currently located at SUNY Stony Brook, where I infiltrate the social lives of meek, introverted nerds by disguising myself as one of them, and inflict my surprisingly bad influence upon them. Also I study sciencey stuff.

Long-time Champion of Sideburns, I usually sport a pair of mutton chops whose exploits deserve their own introduction post. However, they cannot type for themselves and I would not dare to speak for them. Secretly, the excessive 'burns are there to cover my crippling insecurity over the fact that my mustache is nowhere near as impressive.

I found Discordianism when I was about 16, and for over a year thought it was a long-dead internet joke. I appreciated it, but I didn't think there was anything new happening. That all changed after Robert Anton Wilson died, and the internet Discordian scene was all thrown into a tizzy. I wriggled my way onto this forum by means of a short-lived startup Discordian forum elsewhere on the internet, and since then my life has been a bucket of piss fantastical adventure into a much weirder life than I knew before.

Occasionally, I write stuff. Not very often, and not in a rather long while, but it happens. Most of it is the ill-thought-out keyboard spewings of a precocious dork with too much time on his hands. Once exception that I am proud of is Intermittens Issue 5, mostly because I edited rather than wrote for it.

(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5306/forbirthdaywomp.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 31, 2010, 05:45:27 AM
Dammit.  Unsticky this so it dies.  At this rate I will *never* get that song out of my head.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Kai on August 31, 2010, 04:18:02 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 31, 2010, 05:45:27 AM
Dammit.  Unsticky this so it dies.  At this rate I will *never* get that song out of my head.

Hey, where's YOUR picture?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on August 31, 2010, 04:24:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAbxCTABfis


Allow me to re-introduce myself,
My name is HOV!
H to the O-V, I used to move snowflakes by the O.Z.,
I guess even back then you can call me,
C.E.O of the R.O.C -- HOV,
Fresh out the frying pan into the fire,
I be the music biz number 1 supplier
Flier than a piece or paper bearing my name,
Got the hottest chick in the game wearing my chain, thats right -- HOV
Not D.O.C, similar to the letters no one can do it better
I check cheddar like a food inspector,
My homie Strip tol' me dude, finish yo breakfast,
So thats what I'ma do take you back to the dude with the Lexus
fast forward the jewels and the necklace,
Let tell u dudes what i do to protect this,

Shoot at u actors like movie directors

Ving aint lie, I done came thru the block in everything thats fly,
I'm like Che Guevera with bling on, I'm complex.
I never claim to have wings on, nigga I get mine
By any means on wheneva there's a drought get yo umbrellas out
because thats when i brainstorm,
You can blame Sean but i aint invent the game,
I just rolled the dice trying to get some change,
And i do it twice aint no sense of me lying as if I am a different man,
And i can blame my enviroment but there aint no reason why i be buying expensive chains.
I hope you dont think users are the only abusers niggas gettin high within the game.
If you do then how would you explain
I'm ten years a move, still the vibe is in my veins.
I gotta hustler spirit, nigga period.
Check at my hat yo, peep the way i wear it,
Check at my swag yo, i walk like a ball player,
No matter where you go you are what you are player,
And you can try to change but thats just the top layer,
Man you was who you was for you got here,
Only GOD can judge me so I'm gone.



Either love me or leave me alone.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on August 31, 2010, 06:17:53 PM
trippinprincezz13

    * Demographic info: just over a quarter of a century, living north of Boston with my boyfriend, our cat & mouse, and roommate

    * Professional Info - have an Associates in Criminal Justice and started working at a lawyer's office while in school and just kinda stuck with it (yay stagnation!) But I do actually enjoy the work, it's fairly laid back, and I'm pretty much the office manager, paralegal and secretary rolled into one so that works. Also, I'm fairly detail oriented and I like organizing things so what would bore others, I enjoy for the most part. Still trying to figure out what I want to *do*, but for now, I'm happy

    * What you like to do in your free time ~ Despite being horribly afraid of spiders, creepy crawlies and anything bee-related, I enjoy spending as much time as I can outdoors - walking, fishing, hiking, camping. Since childhood, I've had a fascination with ghosts and the paranormal (I tend to look at it with an open, yet skeptical mind) and enjoy exploring abandoned/creepy/weird places. Love to read and cook and, thanks to my boyfriend getting me a hand-held GPS for my last birthday, I've taken up geocaching, which, hey gets me out and exploring places. At this time, my biggest goal in life is to have fun and be happy....

    * What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Love reading the politics and rant sections (though I rarely feel I have anything worthwhile to contribute). Would like eventually to get the motivation to work on projects

    * How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? I was part of the group that came over here the first time it became popular to come here from TCC, after being badmouthed and banned for trying to stick up for the big, bad discordians. Good riddance, it was quite dull anyway. Still haven't read the PD, but I really like the vibe here. I picked up a copy which I'm sure I'll read eventually (or at least color the pictures). My social anxiety followed me here to the internet, so I lurk a lot and most people don't know I'm here, but here I am!

Parachute!
(http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh216/towlie1313/Parachute.jpg)
I'm the girl without the hat...

(http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh216/towlie1313/Tent.jpg)
On the left...
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 31, 2010, 06:22:34 PM
Yay! More Massholes!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on August 31, 2010, 06:28:45 PM
RWHN

That's short for Rotary World Help Network.

But that's not me.  I'm Rev. What's-His-Name?

I've been around since 1975, sorry about that.

I've got a degree in Environmental Policy and a Master's in Public Policy and Political Management.  

Currently, I work as a professional kill joy.  That is, adolescent substance abuse prevention.  

I'm married to a hot piece of wifeyness and we've created two offspring, one of each gender variety.  

I've been a PD-er since May of 05 when I burst onto the scene with nary a fuss or bluster.  But then came the puns....Oh Yes!  There Were Puns!

When I'm not changing diapers, pouring bowls of Cap'n Crunch, or painting walls, I sleep.  Oh and I do musics too.  My one-man band/project is called "the illegitimate son of convention".  You can find some of my musics at www.myspace.com/theillegitimatesonofconvention  BUY MY T-SHIRTZZZ!!!!

Fuck you I'm lazy so go to the Spagbook thread to find pictures of me.

Ta-ta!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Remington on August 31, 2010, 06:33:42 PM
Professor Remington

(http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/2569/dsc06147o.jpg)

Demographic Info: I'm a 19 year old Canuckistani studying CompSci in the horrendous depths of TexasAlberta. After I get my degree, I hope to change scenery and move into the horrendous depths of BC.

Professional Info: Entering my second year of Information Technology (Practical application of computer knowledge); majoring in Networking. I'll be going for a 4-year Applied Degree.

Free Time: Girlfriend, Computer games, Internet, and Reading, roughly in that order.

Interests: Alternative energy, politics, gardening, etc.

Honestly, I'm really not sure how I found this place.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Stelpa on August 31, 2010, 07:54:10 PM
Your camera is HIGH RES  :eek:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 31, 2010, 08:31:06 PM
Quote from: Remington on August 31, 2010, 06:33:42 PM
Professor Remington

(http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/2569/dsc06147o.jpg)


This picture gave my children nightmares. Just saying.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 31, 2010, 08:42:32 PM

Name: Nigel
Holy name: Bacon "Cone" Nixon
Alias: The Right Reverend, Tiki
Age: 39
Location: Portland, Oregon, where everything is Nice. Except the bridges, and the hipsters.
School: 3rd grade dropout.
Vocation: I make shiny things.
Leisure: Being a dick, ending fun, finding Too Much Fun, Taking It To The Wall.
Current projects: There's gotta be a way to bring this whole thing to a screeching halt, right?
Origination: I am the product of a breeding program that was supposed to result in the ultimate politician. I am still not sure whether they've failed horribly, or succeeded beyond their wildest expectations. Only time will tell.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs180.snc1/6775_103466403283_103462363283_2348472_3659211_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dalek on August 31, 2010, 09:34:03 PM

Demographic info 15 year old guy from Varna, Bulgaria.

Professional Info I'm 10th grade, meaning third grade in high-school. I study in a french high-school, meaning I have lots of French classes and most of my subjects are tought in French. Apart from that I study lots of physics and astronomy in the town's observatory.

What you like to do in your free time I do lots of sports, but mainly basketball and swimming,do graffiti and most of the time I scribble sketches on any piece of paper I see. I'm in a two-man experimental rock band. A huge part of my free time is spent with the other guy from the band creating things or just hanging out.

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Making music, graffiti, culture jamming, GASMs, doing anti-social shit.

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? When I was 12 or 13 I read the last Harry Potter book. It made me really, really want to be a wizzard, so I got into the occult. After going through a bunch of different shit I got into chaos magic and linked to a bulgarian chaos magic portal was a site on discordianism. It really caught my attention, so I read all I could find about the goddess and her terrible deeds. Then I got into physics, ditched the magic thing, got more into discordianism, regged myself in the forum and started posting lame n00bish posts.
Pics
I'm the guy on the left
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs499.snc3/27235_116446725034443_100000073489169_281608_5535189_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs499.snc3/27235_116446601701122_100000073489169_281581_346137_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: bds on August 31, 2010, 11:26:30 PM
The Borderline Simpleton, BDSimpleton, BDS.

Demographic info - 16, right in the middle of England, live with parents.
Professional info - Just finished doing GCSE's at a boys grammar (high school), about to move on to Sixth Form (college) at the same school to study Politics, Media Studies, English Literature and English Language at A level. After that will probably go to University, but I haven't decided on that yet.
What you like to do in your free time - Going out with friends, spending time on the internet within various different communities, watching TV/movies/internet video, writing, reading, listening to music.
Topics/projects - Piracy (I help staff at a torrenting tracker and am involved in several other communites), I write stuff here, (http://www.analoglinguistics.com) (I want to put more on here but I'm still trying to find my shtick I suppose), I run Radio Free Discordia (http://radiofreediscordia.org) (which has admittedly reached a little down time at the moment, but I have hopes for a revival).
How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? - I'm pretty sure I found the PD through a late night talk show host named Nick Margerrison. Looking back the show was kind of dumb, but he would occasionally talk about how he was a Discordian, and so I checked the internet, found the PD, signed up at POEE first (my first terrible encounter with Payne and Cain, if memory serves) and then eventually found my way here.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs140.ash2/40352_1329155439198_1540331273_30697384_661651_n.jpg)    (http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs115.ash2/39097_464133279008_543089008_6151065_654331_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs159.snc4/37280_435917201018_766816018_5721774_8012240_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 31, 2010, 11:34:18 PM
I see people that keep posting claiming to be British, but they have all of their teeth.

charlatans!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 01, 2010, 01:01:02 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 31, 2010, 11:34:18 PM
I see people that keep posting claiming to be British, but they have all of their teeth.

charlatans!

Those are just rebellious youths, violating the traditions of their forebears.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nurse Enabler on September 01, 2010, 03:05:02 AM
Name: Nurse Enabler
Holy name: None yet
Alias: Gonad Collection Agent, Hey lady what the fuck are you doing, et cetera.
Age: 37
Location: Tucson.
School: Some college.
Current employment: Animal euthanasia specialist for Animal Control.
Leisure:  Walking my dogs, reading books, tying up Doktor Howl and doing that thing.
Current projects/projects of interest: Watching Doktor Howl do stupid things for no apparent reason.
Origination: I was generated from the fryer grease that collects on the back of the deep fat fryers at Whattaburger.  I've been preying on Tucson ever since.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 01, 2010, 03:06:46 AM
Give it time. Teeth don't go bad in a night.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 08:37:38 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 01, 2010, 03:05:02 AM
Name: Nurse Enabler
Holy name: None yet
Alias: Gonad Collection Agent, Hey lady what the fuck are you doing, et cetera.
Age: 37
Location: Tucson.
School: Some college.
Current employment: Animal euthanasia specialist for Animal Control.
Leisure:  Walking my dogs, reading books, tying up Doktor Howl and doing that thing.
Current projects/projects of interest: Watching Doktor Howl do stupid things for no apparent reason.
Origination: I was generated from the fryer grease that collects on the back of the deep fat fryers at Whattaburger.  I've been preying on Tucson ever since.



Well, helloooooooooooo, Nurse!

Frankly, I had anticipated at least one other person saying hello, but apparently, everyone's busy talking about British teeth and dogfucking.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 01, 2010, 08:39:46 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 01, 2010, 03:05:02 AM
Name: Nurse Enabler
Holy name: None yet
Alias: Gonad Collection Agent, Hey lady what the fuck are you doing, et cetera.
Age: 37
Location: Tucson.
School: Some college.
Current employment: Animal euthanasia specialist for Animal Control.
Leisure:  Walking my dogs, reading books, tying up Doktor Howl and doing that thing.
Current projects/projects of interest: Watching Doktor Howl do stupid things for no apparent reason.
Origination: I was generated from the fryer grease that collects on the back of the deep fat fryers at Whattaburger.  I've been preying on Tucson ever since.



Well, there goes all of your spare time.  :lulz:

Welcome to PD!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 08:40:20 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on September 01, 2010, 08:41:43 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 01, 2010, 03:05:02 AM
Name: Nurse Enabler
Holy name: None yet
Alias: Gonad Collection Agent, Hey lady what the fuck are you doing, et cetera.
Age: 37
Location: Tucson.
School: Some college.
Current employment: Animal euthanasia specialist for Animal Control.
Leisure:  Walking my dogs, reading books, tying up Doktor Howl and doing that thing.
Current projects/projects of interest: Watching Doktor Howl do stupid things for no apparent reason.
Origination: I was generated from the fryer grease that collects on the back of the deep fat fryers at Whattaburger.  I've been preying on Tucson ever since.



:wave: HAI!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 02, 2010, 06:30:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 08:37:38 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 01, 2010, 03:05:02 AM
Name: Nurse Enabler
Holy name: None yet
Alias: Gonad Collection Agent, Hey lady what the fuck are you doing, et cetera.
Age: 37
Location: Tucson.
School: Some college.
Current employment: Animal euthanasia specialist for Animal Control.
Leisure:  Walking my dogs, reading books, tying up Doktor Howl and doing that thing.
Current projects/projects of interest: Watching Doktor Howl do stupid things for no apparent reason.
Origination: I was generated from the fryer grease that collects on the back of the deep fat fryers at Whattaburger.  I've been preying on Tucson ever since.



Well, helloooooooooooo, Nurse!

Frankly, I had anticipated at least one other person saying hello, but apparently, everyone's busy talking about British teeth and dogfucking.

:lulz:

Given the opportunity to say Hello Nurse and making fun of Englishmen, an Irishman will always choose the latter. Sorry. We're programmed for it.

Hello Nurse, btw.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Richter on September 02, 2010, 08:01:20 PM

NASL: Richter, I'm a 28ish dude currently occupying the Rhode Island area. 

Professional:  I'm a raging titmonkey (client / application support type), who moonlights at roofing, sheet metal, armor repair, and costume / weapon crafting. 

Hobbies:  Martial arts, carving, armor / stuff making as above, writing, reading, basic contact juggling, sailing, rowing, camping.

Interested In:  Postering, Counter - postering, writing / disseminating information and outrage, humorism, throwing "THEM" into sack and beating with pieces of the banister
   
How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?  I've been doing this for as long as I can remember.  One day someone (Suu) told me I was Discoridan.  It's like I sat down in the field, and the clubhouse got built over me before I could notice.  I intend to order a whisky and burn the place to the ground.  "Always leave things as you found them!" -B. Brasky

:richter:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 02, 2010, 08:07:07 PM
For some reason I thought I already said hi to the nurse.  :? But I didn't. So, hi Nurse Enabler!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Hoser McRhizzy on September 02, 2010, 08:37:09 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 01, 2010, 03:05:02 AM
Origination: I was generated from the fryer grease that collects on the back of the deep fat fryers at Whattaburger.  I've been preying on Tucson ever since.

:lol:

Welcome, fellow n00b.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Salty on September 03, 2010, 11:01:18 AM
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(http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab46/Altyvision/8c5186f8-1.jpg)

Alty


*Thanks Net.

Also, please remember to:
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Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 03, 2010, 11:32:28 AM
Hai Nurse Enabler, welcome to PeeDee.

Pixie-

Demographics- british, live in the arsecrack of the UK. I am 30 years old and female.

Professional Info- Nothing at the moment cos i am awaiting a proper diagnosis from my shrink. I used to work in catering and do McJobs, but now i just gain weight and hang out with Payne. I hope to retrain, (funding from the state willing) to do gardening or something outdoorsy that means I dotn have to deal with too many idiots.

Free time- All of my time is free. i mostly LARP and hang out with Payne, and go to Scotland for drinking and avoiding my meds. I enjoy reading, eating, befreinding random cats and the occasional beer. And I like trolling TCC. i also get made horny by art galleries.

Topics i am interested in- How my mental illness is formed. Art. Art history. Making jewellery.

How I found Eris and what I did when i found her.- i was Pagan, then Pineal, from about 2003, and then I found this place after getting the internet again. I read the PD several times whilst very high, and started to look at stuff like zenarchy. These days I am more of an empirical bent, which helps to deal with the being nuts thing.

I cannot be arsed to get pics into fread. Check spagbook. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: themenniss on September 05, 2010, 06:45:16 PM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs094.snc4/36039_457950206631_512481631_6230458_5981721_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs335.snc3/29354_10150194532100058_756405057_12791800_5988990_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs610.snc4/59011_115160718537036_100001293244047_85414_4316817_n.jpg)

Luke/Themenniss/Menniss/Bedroom Refugee.
    * Demographics. Male 17 and living in Kent (England's retirement home)
    * Professional Info. Studding Music, Maths and Physics in my last year of sixth form before i (hopefully) go on to study sound engineering.
    * What you like to do in your free time? I'm mostly a musician. during my early teenage years i played a lot of 'puter gaimz but i eventually realised that i could deprive myself of sleep doing much more worthwhile things than gaming. like trolling twilight fans and haters simultaneously with my group of friends known as 'The United Fronts of Resistance' and erm... drawing on one post-it note a day and placing it on my wall to form a backwards calender so i can remember what i did the night before.
    * What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Let's just say i'm building up a large collection of posters, stickers and googley eyes for this year...
    * How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? a good friend of mine directed me to the online version of the book about a year and a half ago and, after minutes of thorough  studying i was sightly enlightened. i signed up on here probably around a year ago now and it didn't really take the first time (i'd say it was more of a glancing hit. which we all know requires a roll of a 6 to destroy the vehicle.) but now i'm feeling more up to the apparent challenge of hanging about on an internet forum filled with people who are more interesting to study than the chavs down the local park. here's hoping.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 05, 2010, 06:54:42 PM
I didn't know in England you could retire at 17
:eek:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: themenniss on September 05, 2010, 07:21:40 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 05, 2010, 06:54:42 PM
I didn't know in England you could retire at 17
:eek:
You can't. Kent is known to me as 'England's retirement home' because of the alarming amount of OAP's  here. i mean fair play to them for moving down here for their retirement it's a beautiful county but if i see another fucking bowls club i may go on a cleansing spree.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: A Villager on September 05, 2010, 08:25:08 PM
Demographic info your age, where you live, etc: My name is Deirdre, 26f, and I live in Boston, MA
Professional Info - your job, what you're studying (if in school), etc: I work next door to Nephew Twiddleton doing Sleep Research. I studied American History in college and want to pursue Museum Studies in Grad school.
What you like to do in your free time; Twid. (and I'm a bass player)
What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Don't know yet, I just got here and intend to lurk before getting too involved. I met LMNO and Dimo when Frost Heaves played at Church, but I prefer to keep a low profile.
How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? Partially from being forced to learn Latin in high school and partially from Twid. I haven't taken a lot of follow up action on this. I have more learning to do.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 05, 2010, 09:23:30 PM
Quote from: A Villager on September 05, 2010, 08:25:08 PM
Demographic info your age, where you live, etc: My name is Deirdre, 26f, and I live in Boston, MA
Professional Info - your job, what you're studying (if in school), etc: I work next door to Nephew Twiddleton doing Sleep Research. I studied American History in college and want to pursue Museum Studies in Grad school.
What you like to do in your free time; Twid. (and I'm a bass player)
What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Don't know yet, I just got here and intend to lurk before getting too involved. I met LMNO and Dimo when Frost Heaves played at Church, but I prefer to keep a low profile.
How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? Partially from being forced to learn Latin in high school and partially from Twid. I haven't taken a lot of follow up action on this. I have more learning to do.

Hey love, welcome to PD.  :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: A Villager on September 05, 2010, 10:29:03 PM
Pics of me btw:
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/theshadows_smile/PD/pd1.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/theshadows_smile/PD/pd2.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/theshadows_smile/PD/pd3.jpg)
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Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 05, 2010, 10:39:43 PM
Welcome noobs!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: A Villager on September 05, 2010, 10:54:17 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 05, 2010, 10:39:43 PM
Welcome noobs!

Thanks
Twid is telling me (at this very moment) that you got a potential book deal- congrats!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 05, 2010, 10:55:03 PM
Thanks!  :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 05, 2010, 11:07:19 PM
Quote from: A Villager on September 05, 2010, 10:54:17 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 05, 2010, 10:39:43 PM
Welcome noobs!

Thanks
Twid is telling me (at this very moment) that you got a potential book deal- congrats!

Wait......you're a friend of TWIDS???

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: A Villager on September 05, 2010, 11:14:57 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 05, 2010, 11:07:19 PM
Quote from: A Villager on September 05, 2010, 10:54:17 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 05, 2010, 10:39:43 PM
Welcome noobs!

Thanks
Twid is telling me (at this very moment) that you got a potential book deal- congrats!

Wait......you're a friend of TWIDS???

:horrormirth:

I am Twid's girlfriend  :D and he's sitting next to me. Hes pretty psyched about your book and wants to know if the locking of the thread means that you got the deal?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 05, 2010, 11:16:49 PM
Quote from: A Villager on September 05, 2010, 11:14:57 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 05, 2010, 11:07:19 PM
Quote from: A Villager on September 05, 2010, 10:54:17 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 05, 2010, 10:39:43 PM
Welcome noobs!

Thanks
Twid is telling me (at this very moment) that you got a potential book deal- congrats!

Wait......you're a friend of TWIDS???

:horrormirth:

I am Twid's girlfriend  :D and he's sitting next to me. Hes pretty psyched about your book and wants to know if the locking of the thread means that you got the deal?

W00t!

Not yet. My agent has me under KYFMS orders.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: A Villager on September 05, 2010, 11:17:50 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 05, 2010, 11:16:49 PM
Quote from: A Villager on September 05, 2010, 11:14:57 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 05, 2010, 11:07:19 PM
Quote from: A Villager on September 05, 2010, 10:54:17 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 05, 2010, 10:39:43 PM
Welcome noobs!

Thanks
Twid is telling me (at this very moment) that you got a potential book deal- congrats!

Wait......you're a friend of TWIDS???

:horrormirth:

I am Twid's girlfriend  :D and he's sitting next to me. Hes pretty psyched about your book and wants to know if the locking of the thread means that you got the deal?

W00t!

Not yet. My agent has me under KYFMS orders.
Got it  8)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 05, 2010, 11:19:41 PM
If I had the deal I would be screaming and pissing myself.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: A Villager on September 05, 2010, 11:22:29 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 05, 2010, 11:19:41 PM
If I had the deal I would be screaming and pissing myself.

Twid says he would be too.

He's pointed me towards your writing, good stuff. Hopefully you'll be able to post more once the KYFMS order is lifted
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 05, 2010, 11:24:05 PM
Quote from: A Villager on September 05, 2010, 11:22:29 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 05, 2010, 11:19:41 PM
If I had the deal I would be screaming and pissing myself.

Twid says he would be too.

He's pointed me towards your writing, good stuff. Hopefully you'll be able to post more once the KYFMS order is lifted

Well as far as this book goes, I can't post anymore. I am glad you enjoy it! :D Possibly on the next one.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: A Villager on September 05, 2010, 11:27:06 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 05, 2010, 11:24:05 PM
Quote from: A Villager on September 05, 2010, 11:22:29 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 05, 2010, 11:19:41 PM
If I had the deal I would be screaming and pissing myself.

Twid says he would be too.

He's pointed me towards your writing, good stuff. Hopefully you'll be able to post more once the KYFMS order is lifted

Well as far as this book goes, I can't post anymore. I am glad you enjoy it! :D Possibly on the next one.
Twid requests an autograph when he buys his copy.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 05, 2010, 11:28:26 PM
Quote from: A Villager on September 05, 2010, 11:27:06 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 05, 2010, 11:24:05 PM
Quote from: A Villager on September 05, 2010, 11:22:29 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 05, 2010, 11:19:41 PM
If I had the deal I would be screaming and pissing myself.

Twid says he would be too.

He's pointed me towards your writing, good stuff. Hopefully you'll be able to post more once the KYFMS order is lifted

Well as far as this book goes, I can't post anymore. I am glad you enjoy it! :D Possibly on the next one.
Twid requests an autograph when he buys his copy.

:lulz: Done.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 06, 2010, 12:35:34 AM
AV is out for a smoke, so I'll take this opportunity to confirm the content of these relays. Congrats Charley. If you're in KYFMS mode you're in a good spot. I look forward to paying money for this.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Brotep on September 06, 2010, 12:54:21 AM

Brotep
(http://i55.tinypic.com/2ilc2u8.jpg)

Known Aliases: Anton, Aleister Growly (That's as in growl, not grow. Yes, yes, I know.), Chryselephantine Shavenwolf, WitchDoctor

Holy name: Walking Slab of Haunted Long Pig

Demographic info: I am a 26-year-old male living in south-central Indiana. I have been a casual member of PD.com for roughly two years.

Professional Info: I work with the developmentally disabled. The meat of my job is what I like to call "situational engineering".

Education: I have a bachelor's in a psych-related field (it's a bit broader)

What you like to do in your free time: Music (vocals, harmonica, guitar), dancing, martial arts, writing, computer programming, introspection. Not necessarily in that order.

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Philosophy, psychology (and human experience), critical theory, comparative religion/theology/exegesis, writing projects, abstract design/ergonomics problems.

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? I had some "religious" experiences during my childhood, got interested in meditation, vacillated between atheism, new age, and Judaism for a while. I don't know how I first came across Discordianism. It may have been an offhand reference by a nerdy friend or in something I was reading, it may have been off sacred-texts.com. The bulk of my exposure didn't happen until college. Discordianism initially appealed to me because the humor was a good mask for my uncertainty about my identity and values. Later I came to appreciate the concerns it raises. Discordianism is far more conducive to genuine dialogue over said concerns than any other religion, quasi-religion, or irreligion I have come across.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 06, 2010, 01:52:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 06, 2010, 12:35:34 AM
AV is out for a smoke, so I'll take this opportunity to confirm the content of these relays. Congrats Charley. If you're in KYFMS mode you're in a good spot. I look forward to paying money for this.

I am indeed humbled. Thank you.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 06, 2010, 01:58:04 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 06, 2010, 01:52:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 06, 2010, 12:35:34 AM
AV is out for a smoke, so I'll take this opportunity to confirm the content of these relays. Congrats Charley. If you're in KYFMS mode you're in a good spot. I look forward to paying money for this.

I am indeed humbled. Thank you.

We're the ones who should be humbled.  :)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 06, 2010, 07:28:33 AM
Ok, if I have to...

Demographic info: 30 year old from Indianapolis, IN. Ridiculously close to Speedway.
Professional Info:  Professional taste tester for a soft drink/bottled water company. (Yes, the big red one).
What you like to do in your free time: Free time? WTF is that? I'm working 60 hours a week while being the sole provider for a family of 4, motherfucker!!!
How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?: Found out about the PD from my friend. Got the suggestion to read the Illuminatus! Trilogy from about a dozen people at Fark. It helped strip away my worldview which was mostly Christian even though I was no longer a Christian. I've been annoying you spags ever since.
Holy Name: Pope Iason Ouabache the Obscure, Jason Wabash, Grand Galactic Inquisitor


And the pic:

(http://i55.tinypic.com/2vx3t4n.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 06, 2010, 09:30:13 AM
You know, for being such an awful horrible bastard, your offspring is quite vibrant and lovely.
PS- keep baseball bat and shotgun handy, you'll need it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Xicked on September 06, 2010, 10:49:25 AM
Hello, all :)

Demographic info I'm 30 and live in Vancouver, BC.

Professional Info I've been a massage therapist for 7 years.  I rent a room in a clinic, so I get to reap all of the benefits of working for myself and none of the responsibilities of owning a business.

What you like to do in your free time Walking, hiking, reading, poker... I spend too much time playing poker.  I'm trying to cut back, because it really brings out the worst in me, but I love the game.

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in?Anatomy & physiology, DNA, mysticism, BIP

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? I first learned about Discordianism a few years ago (through that - - uhh..  un-named Pagan site), and while I'm not Discordian, it might be the only religion that makes any practical sense.  It's taken me a long time to sign up here, mostly because I'm not the most social person in the world, but lately I've been craving interaction with like-minded people and, well, this is a real nice place you've got here.

(http://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad242/Xicked/637.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Payne on September 06, 2010, 10:50:30 AM
Demographic info 26 year old male. Southampton, England. (Formerly of The Great Scottish Empire)

Professional Info Freelance Bum, Domestic Help for Pixie. Motherfucking Messiah, and PD.coms resident Holy ManTM.

What I like to do in my free time As little as possible, for as long as possible. Internetting, computer gaming, and smoking far more tobacco than is reasonable. Spiritual Guidance of my followers

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Getting a god damn job, to fund my megalomaniacal plans. I want a fucking Theocracy, bitches - with me as the Big Cheese.

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? I thought "man, I could do just a good a job as that on my own time". And then I did. It's easy.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Armond on September 06, 2010, 05:55:49 PM

   
   

Demographic info: I am male age 19 living in southern Connecticut

Professional Info I don't have a job and am still going to school at SCSU

What I like to do in my free time? Vida games, Practis magick (laugh all you want), drive around for no reason, surf interwebs

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Whatever happens to catch my interest in the moment 

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? at age 15 i was stumbling through a bunch of chaos magic texts and found Principia Discordia mixed in, i donut remember what i did with enough fun inducers you cant remember shit thats part of the fun.

............something somethin.... O fuck it  HIII
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 06, 2010, 06:00:26 PM
Welcome, for now.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2010, 06:03:04 PM
Xicked is pretty.  Reminds me of Squiddy.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 06, 2010, 06:04:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2010, 06:03:04 PM
Xicked is pretty.  Reminds me of Squiddy.

I agree. What is with all the Discordian Hawtness lately?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 06, 2010, 06:05:58 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 06, 2010, 06:04:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2010, 06:03:04 PM
Xicked is pretty.  Reminds me of Squiddy.

I agree. What is with all the Discordian Hawtness lately?

Better genes.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 06, 2010, 06:06:54 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 06, 2010, 06:05:58 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 06, 2010, 06:04:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2010, 06:03:04 PM
Xicked is pretty.  Reminds me of Squiddy.

I agree. What is with all the Discordian Hawtness lately?

Better genes.

I knew cleaning the gene pool would work one day!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Payne on September 06, 2010, 06:09:44 PM
Quote from: Armond on September 06, 2010, 05:55:49 PM
Practis magick (laugh all you want),

HAW
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 06, 2010, 07:10:18 PM
(http://imgur.com/OX6Dl.jpg)

Demographic info 27. Portland, OR

Professional Info Graphic Designer

What you like to do in your free time I don't have a lot of it but when I do sometimes I don't do anything at all because I'm pulled in so many directions. Off the top of my head here... spend time with my wee little babe and girlfriend, nap, analyze typography, production of all sorts of printed goods, research interdisciplinary sciences (though especially neurology, psychology, social psychology, nonverbal communication, and facial expression), work out my brain with difficult convoluted legal and philosophical concepts, hypnosis, bicycling, photography, linoleum/wood block printing, pen and ink drawings, sketch profane and obscene horrors, look at street art, hike in the wilderness, kayak, canoe, terrorize my parents for their academic bullshit (I thought I grew out of that but it was just a phase), work myself into delirious emotional states using pinealism—then unpacking the personal meaning to see what my mind is trying to hide from me, infiltrate parties, uh, that's probably good.

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Things unfit to be posted in a public forum/also see above.

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? I'm a horrendously curious person and for a few years I just gave it free reign to get sucked into any idea I was aversive to, but especially as these ideas manifested in influential people, such as anarchists, occultists, highly religious people, right wing nuts, socially awkward people, thugs, a few particular kinds of people I must KMFMS about, libertarians, heavy drug users, and frumpy old people who sometimes were younger than me. Then, I pulled my head out of her anus which she had trapped me in and tried to run away as fast as possible, though to no avail.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 06, 2010, 07:12:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2010, 06:03:04 PM
Xicked is pretty.  Reminds me of Squiddy.

because she's DRINKING
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on September 06, 2010, 07:35:19 PM
Quote from: Armond on September 06, 2010, 05:55:49 PM

   
   

Demographic info: I am male age 19 living in southern Connecticut

Professional Info I don't have a job and am still going to school at SCSU

What I like to do in my free time? Vida games, Practis magick (laugh all you want), drive around for no reason, surf interwebs

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Whatever happens to catch my interest in the moment 

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? at age 15 i was stumbling through a bunch of chaos magic texts and found Principia Discordia mixed in, i donut remember what i did with enough fun inducers you cant remember shit thats part of the fun.

............something somethin.... O fuck it  HIII


southern ct?
That's cool, always nice to see more spags in our neck of the woods. I grew up in fairfield, now I'm living in westchester NY.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 06, 2010, 08:18:13 PM
Quote from: Xicked on September 06, 2010, 10:49:25 AM
Hello, all :)

Demographic info I'm 30 and live in Vancouver, BC.

Professional Info I've been a massage therapist for 7 years.  I rent a room in a clinic, so I get to reap all of the benefits of working for myself and none of the responsibilities of owning a business.

What you like to do in your free time Walking, hiking, reading, poker... I spend too much time playing poker.  I'm trying to cut back, because it really brings out the worst in me, but I love the game.

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in?Anatomy & physiology, DNA, mysticism, BIP

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? I first learned about Discordianism a few years ago (through that - - uhh..  un-named Pagan site), and while I'm not Discordian, it might be the only religion that makes any practical sense.  It's taken me a long time to sign up here, mostly because I'm not the most social person in the world, but lately I've been craving interaction with like-minded people and, well, this is a real nice place you've got here.

(http://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad242/Xicked/637.jpg)

btw i feel i need to take this opportunity to say,

:fap:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Xicked on September 07, 2010, 08:02:21 AM
Heh, thanks - and yes, alcohol is the key.   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 03:53:11 AM
Hello all!

Demographics: I'm less than immortal, and I live somewhere in the region of the southern boonies (but don't tell anyone, I'm a Yankee at heart).

Professional Info: Nothing as of yet. Haven't gotten into college, and haven't actually started working at anything I actually WANT to work at the rest of my life. So far I've only gotten one hourly job just to help pay for college when I get into it. I fully intend to be a writer though, in the realm of journalist/novelist.

Free time: What little free time I have is usually spent surfing the interwebs, specifically deviantART, talking to friends, and writing, usually in that order. Sometimes playing video games if I'm interested in one, but I haven't gotten a new system since PS2, so you can imagine most of the games I have are pretty old.

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? I'm not a part of any Discordian project, and I don't expect that will change until I'm securely in college. However, I did really like reading BIP, that was actually more interesting to me than PD itself, although I found both very interesting (more on that later.) Mainly the only project I'm interested in right now is getting into college. After that I'll let you know.

How did you find Eris and what did you do to her once you found her? The internet is a wonderful thing. The first hint I saw of Discordianism was a little blip on a bumper sticker on dA, which pretty much lists every religion in existence, one of which being Discordianism. Being bored and interested, I checked it out on Wiki, where I simultaneously laughed at it and also found it very intriguing, sometimes in the same remarks. From there it was short work until I found a copy of Principia Discordia and Black Iron Prison, both of which I liked but BIP I loved. Aaaaand shortly after that I looked up PD forums on google, and figured the forum labeled "worst forum on the internet" was the one I was looking for. Turns out, I was right. :)

Woe is me that it truly IS the worst forum on the internets! D8! So....I guess I'll be a lurker a little longer, until I can figure out where to insert myself the most painfully and with the least resistance. Haha

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs021.snc1/3061_1131861849395_1012712005_388293_3744259_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 09, 2010, 04:02:30 AM
Wow we're getting a lot of new people lately...
Hello all
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 06:55:38 PM
I'm so glad I introduced myself here and not on THAT OTHER THREAD. With POP TART. *headdesk and laughs*
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 06:56:52 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 06:55:38 PM
I'm so glad I introduced myself here and not on THAT OTHER THREAD. With POP TART. *headdesk and laughs*

Aw, fer Chrissakes.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on September 09, 2010, 07:00:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 06:56:52 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 06:55:38 PM
I'm so glad I introduced myself here and not on THAT OTHER THREAD. With POP TART. *headdesk and laughs*

Aw, fer Chrissakes.

:| It gets points for being the only troll to hang around longer than a few days, that's for sure. But then we have to take into account the fact that it's fucking LAME.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 09, 2010, 07:06:21 PM
Who the hell are all these assholes?!?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:07:11 PM
Doktor Howl says I should clear some things up.

I AM NOT POP TART. I WAS LAUGHING AT HIM.

And also being damn thankful that I introduced myself in the thread where apparently noobs tend to stick around long enough to be regulars, instead of the thread (Hopelessly Optimistic Advice for New People Who Won't Listen) where it seems all the failure noobs introduced themselves. Namely Pop Tart. Whom I was laughing at.

(Literally laughing, even though I have a sore throat and it hurts like hell to make any noise louder than a whisper)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 07:07:36 PM
Pretty sure it isn't pop tart.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on September 09, 2010, 07:11:03 PM
Oh, my bad.

OHAI GPOO!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:13:32 PM
I do love how my name already sounds like G-Poo.

Great Poo

Giant Poo

Green Poo

Gastronomical Poo.

Fuck it now I'm just making up words.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 07:15:19 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:13:32 PM
I do love how my name already sounds like G-Poo.

Great Poo

Giant Poo

Green Poo

Gastronomical Poo.

Fuck it now I'm just making up words.

*ahem*

Freakishly large bowel movements are my job.  I will file a fucking grievance, see if I don't.

Dok Howl,
Destroyer of Commodes.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 09, 2010, 07:19:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 07:15:19 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:13:32 PM
I do love how my name already sounds like G-Poo.

Great Poo

Giant Poo

Green Poo

Gastronomical Poo.

Fuck it now I'm just making up words.

*ahem*

Freakishly large bowel movements are my job.  I will file a fucking grievance, see if I don't.

Dok Howl,
Destroyer of Commodes.

It's true. Every day he's banned from yet another toilet.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 07:20:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 09, 2010, 07:19:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 07:15:19 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:13:32 PM
I do love how my name already sounds like G-Poo.

Great Poo

Giant Poo

Green Poo

Gastronomical Poo.

Fuck it now I'm just making up words.

*ahem*

Freakishly large bowel movements are my job.  I will file a fucking grievance, see if I don't.

Dok Howl,
Destroyer of Commodes.

It's true. Every day he's banned from yet another toilet.

Sister Gothique STILL yells at me.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:21:23 PM
The commodes whimper in fear if I just walk by the bathroom door.

The new ones wonder why no one dare speak my name.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on September 09, 2010, 07:23:28 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:13:32 PM
I do love how my name already sounds like G-Poo.

Great Poo

Giant Poo

Green Poo

Gastronomical Poo.

Fuck it now I'm just making up words.

When I tink of GPOO I think of Gestapo for some reason. :?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 07:24:10 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:21:23 PM
The commodes whimper in fear if I just walk by the bathroom door.

The new ones wonder why no one dare speak my name.

I actually destroy them.  Video evidence is in Multimedia menace.

Of course, I was a fat bastard back then, but the vegetables in my diet ensure that mass and velocity hasn't changed.  But I am now listed by the Geneva Convention.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 09, 2010, 07:24:31 PM
I've heard of a pissing contest, but GPOO, are you starting up a shitting contest?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 07:25:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 09, 2010, 07:24:31 PM
I've heard of a pissing contest, but GPOO, are you starting up a shitting contest?

D/N/T.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on September 09, 2010, 07:25:18 PM
I DEMAND it reaches the levels of the Infamous Orange-Eating Contest.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on September 09, 2010, 07:26:10 PM
Welcome, Galactic Poo.  
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 07:26:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 09, 2010, 07:25:18 PM
I DEMAND it reaches the levels of the Infamous Orange-Eating Contest.

That was the stupidest thing I've ever witnessed on PD.   :lulz:

Cram is now a GOD in the eyes of my daughter and I.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:31:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 07:26:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 09, 2010, 07:25:18 PM
I DEMAND it reaches the levels of the Infamous Orange-Eating Contest.

That was the stupidest thing I've ever witnessed on PD.   :lulz:

Cram is now a GOD in the eyes of my daughter and I.

And I demand someone tell me where this orange-eating contest is, so I can revive and best you all! XDD

I had video evidence of the horrors that occurred every night at midnight when I entered the room of the commode. But as soon as I posted it on the interwebz, unknown organizations labeled me as a terrorist and banned me from every website on the internet.

All I am now is an alias.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 09, 2010, 07:34:29 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:31:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 07:26:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 09, 2010, 07:25:18 PM
I DEMAND it reaches the levels of the Infamous Orange-Eating Contest.

That was the stupidest thing I've ever witnessed on PD.   :lulz:

Cram is now a GOD in the eyes of my daughter and I.

And I demand someone tell me where this orange-eating contest is, so I can revive and best you all! XDD

I had video evidence of the horrors that occurred every night at midnight when I entered the room of the commode. But as soon as I posted it on the interwebz, unknown organizations labeled me as a terrorist and banned me from every website on the internet.

All I am now is an alias.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25567.0

You're not going to win. But prepare to shit yourself with laughter.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 07:34:41 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:31:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 07:26:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 09, 2010, 07:25:18 PM
I DEMAND it reaches the levels of the Infamous Orange-Eating Contest.

That was the stupidest thing I've ever witnessed on PD.   :lulz:

Cram is now a GOD in the eyes of my daughter and I.

And I demand someone tell me where this orange-eating contest is, so I can revive and best you all! XDD

I had video evidence of the horrors that occurred every night at midnight when I entered the room of the commode. But as soon as I posted it on the interwebz, unknown organizations labeled me as a terrorist and banned me from every website on the internet.

All I am now is an alias.

Cram ate so many oranges that he actually shat his pants at work.

We are all pale shadows of that kind of epic performance.  That fucker walks on water, as far as I am concerned.

My daughter has demanded his embalmed body upon his death, so that she may build a temple around it on 4th ave.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:36:22 PM
So I take it that was not actually a forum-discussed battle and I really did miss out on seeing it?

That's just lame man. :(
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 07:38:06 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:36:22 PM
So I take it that was not actually a forum-discussed battle and I really did miss out on seeing it?

That's just lame man. :(

It was an actual competition.

Cram shat himself, Suu made herself ill, IIRC, Nigel was a champ but didn't have the body mass to deal (again, IIRC, details are hazy), and everyone else stood in awe at the destruction of so many intestines.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:39:24 PM
It's just not as cool hearing about it second hand though...
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 07:40:58 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:39:24 PM
It's just not as cool hearing about it second hand though...

I know.  I've met all of these people IRL, and it really added to the spectacle, being able to imagine their faces on orange 8 or 9.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:44:11 PM
So who wins the poo contest?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on September 09, 2010, 07:46:02 PM
Roger.

Sorry, kid.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on September 09, 2010, 07:46:42 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:44:11 PM
So who wins the poo contest?

Start thread.  Post pics.

You may get modded and ridiculed, but if nobody posts pics that beat yours, I think you win.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:48:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 09, 2010, 07:46:02 PM
Roger.

Sorry, kid.

How the hell does HE win? He wasn't even in the contest!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 09, 2010, 07:48:40 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 09, 2010, 07:46:42 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:44:11 PM
So who wins the poo contest?

Start thread.  Post pics.

You may get modded and ridiculed, but if nobody posts pics that beat yours, I think you win.

Label NSFW too.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on September 09, 2010, 07:49:21 PM
Yes.

Very official.

Do it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on September 09, 2010, 07:50:38 PM
actually we did have a marathon poop contest here once. There used to be a user named Hunter S Durden. We printed out a page with nine copies of his face on it. Every time you took a dump, you had to rip off one face and flush it with your poo. The first person to flush hunter's face 9 times won.

Richter won with his amazing bowel control.

but this was about poop speed, not quality

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=14431.msg458044#msg458044
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 07:52:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 09, 2010, 07:46:02 PM
Roger.

Sorry, kid.

I'M A MAD, MAD MAN!  I POOMPED ON THE WORLD!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on September 09, 2010, 07:52:39 PM
This is the powershit playoffs we're talking about.  If your stools don't fracture porcelain, your colon is wack.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 07:53:28 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:48:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 09, 2010, 07:46:02 PM
Roger.

Sorry, kid.

How the hell does HE win? He wasn't even in the contest!  :argh!:

Sure he was.  But he's dead now, from inverting himself on the toilet.  I have taken his place as the Mark Phelps of pooping.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 08:21:32 PM
Don't you mean Michael?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 08:22:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 08:21:32 PM
Don't you mean Michael?

DAMMIT, GPOO, I'M A DOKTOR, NOT AN ANTHROPOLOGIST!

I can't tell these simians apart.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 08:24:33 PM
Even a doctor should know the difference, Howl.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 08:25:53 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 08:24:33 PM
Even a doctor should know the difference, Howl.

A doctor, yes.  But they are far too entangled in the day to day lives of the monkeys that infest my planet.

A Doktor, on the other hand, has far more important concerns.  Mostly having to do with plans to eliminate said primates.

No offense.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 08:28:28 PM
Kill Michael Phelps in the water first without a gun and then we'll see about eliminating the rest of the primates.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 08:29:53 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 08:28:28 PM
Kill Michael Phelps in the water first without a gun and then we'll see about eliminating the rest of the primates.

I WOULD STRIKE THE SUN ITSELF, IF IT OFFENDED ME.

Dok Howl,
I AM AHAB
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 09, 2010, 11:58:18 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 09, 2010, 07:50:38 PM
actually we did have a marathon poop contest here once. There used to be a user named Hunter S Durden. We printed out a page with nine copies of his face on it. Every time you took a dump, you had to rip off one face and flush it with your poo. The first person to flush hunter's face 9 times won.

Richter won with his amazing bowel control.

but this was about poop speed, not quality

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=14431.msg458044#msg458044

ahem.

I believe you are robbing the rightful victor of that contest of his proper dues.

:ECH:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 10, 2010, 12:45:41 AM
I was responsible for the unflushable Great Brown Snake at my old work that sent the entire building on a witch hunt for the entire week.

They never found out by the way. Maybe I should mail them a postcard claiming responsibility.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on September 10, 2010, 01:20:21 AM
Let it be known forever that RICHTER won the contest which involved shitting on Hunter S Durden's face,

but EAST COAST HUSTLE has the quickest ass in the northeast



Quote from: East Coast Hustle on November 27, 2007, 11:26:52 PM
sadly (for my overworked anus), I actually pooped 10 times in 24 hours.

yes, I kept track.

but, in the interest of full disclosure, by the time I saw this thread I had already pooped 8 of those times.

so no, I did not use a card with every flush. but I would have. I hate spending money on toilet paper if I can help it.

ECH,
is the reason YUO always find a public bathroom stall with no shitwipe in it

roger also won:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 30, 2007, 01:30:44 AM
I just shat on the whole sheet, to a depth of 1'.

GAME ORVER!

and during the contest idem didn't crap for several days at once, he won this:

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Achievement.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 10, 2010, 01:38:05 AM
...I do feel bad for the next noob who tries to introduce themselves here. :lol:

My apologies, unknown newbie.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 10, 2010, 01:59:49 AM
don't feel bad, everyone here gets exactly what they deserve.

oh, and welcome to PeeDee!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 10, 2010, 02:21:34 AM
Since when did we start welcoming n00bs?

Fuck those wimps.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 10, 2010, 03:44:38 AM
I don't think I shat for three days after eating those goddamn oranges.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 10, 2010, 01:08:13 PM
Ah...nevermind.

I seriously hate that noob.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Gryphon66 on September 12, 2010, 03:12:40 PM
I think it's kinda crappy to join a group and not let folks know you're there.  I'm male, 44, western Georgia, US.  Been reading the PD, SubGenius, RAW stuff for 20 years without taking any of it too seriously.  Anyway, I don't plan to post unless I've got something to say.  Top o' the morning/afternoon/evening/night to you all.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Triple Zero on September 12, 2010, 04:21:59 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 06, 2010, 06:04:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2010, 06:03:04 PM
Xicked is pretty.  Reminds me of Squiddy.

I agree. What is with all the Discordian Hawtness lately?

What do you mean lately?

Ever since either

A) ECH took over / HIMEOBS bombed the place / we cleaned house
B) I arrived to PD

there's been a non-stop surge of Discordian HAWT.

Events A and B are kind of around the same date, so it's hard to tell which one is actually responsible for the continuous good looks. :p
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 12, 2010, 04:22:57 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 12, 2010, 04:21:59 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 06, 2010, 06:04:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2010, 06:03:04 PM
Xicked is pretty.  Reminds me of Squiddy.

I agree. What is with all the Discordian Hawtness lately?

What do you mean lately?

Ever since either

A) ECH took over / HIMEOBS bombed the place / we cleaned house
B) I arrived to PD

there's been a non-stop surge of Discordian HAWT.

Events A and B are kind of around the same date, so it's hard to tell which one is actually responsible for the continuous good looks. :p

:lulz:

My bad!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Triple Zero on September 12, 2010, 04:35:48 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:48:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 09, 2010, 07:46:02 PM
Roger.

Sorry, kid.

How the hell does HE win? He wasn't even in the contest!  :argh!:

No you might be confused here, the orange eating contest is a different contest than the poo contest.

To see how the orange eating contest ended up, just read this thread: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25567.0 (it's a good read, I promise).

If you want to give it a try, I suppose you should post in that thread, stating when where and what you will do, and then extensively document your doing it. It's based on the honour system, we trust you. As well as me having a telepathic connection with oranges due to being Dutch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oranjegekte) (I could hear their screams that day).
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Wizard on September 13, 2010, 02:49:46 AM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs663.snc4/60360_153570931327897_100000249729198_375322_1337037_n.jpg)

Dr. James Semaj

Demographic: I'm a 17 year old living in the backwaters of PA.
Professional Info: High School student, currently looking for work.
Free time: Writing, reading, talking politics, literature, movies, comics,  philosophy, theology or history. Also run track and play soccer.
Interests: Comic books, pulp fiction, culture jamming, magic, activism, memetics, writing. I'm currently working on PulpGASM, my personal OM project. I'm currently studying the ways reality emulates fiction. So, I've been collecting stories on exceptional people, places, events, pretty much any event that sounds like it came out of a book.
How did I find Eris: I'd heard about Discordianism through my father, during one of my families conversations on religion. When I was 16 I read Illuminatus! which lead to several epiphanies. A couple months later I found this place and haven't looked back.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:39:49 PM
(http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz339/Judge_Nasty/Judge.jpg)

The One, The Only, Judge Nasty

Demo- I'm 26 years old, grew up in the DC area, and spend as much time there as possible.

Professional- I graduated from Georgetown with a double major in Political Science and Journalism. I applied for an internship with The American Conservative Magazine while in college a few years ago, I've been working there ever since.

Free Time- Friends, clubs, girls, cars, information.

Interests- Anything and everything political.

I stumbled upon a copy of the Principia Discordia while working on a piece for TAC.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on September 13, 2010, 08:42:54 PM
Hey, welcome.  We don't get too many conservatives around these parts.  You may consider wearing a helmet.

And keep in mind that evidence trumps ideology, every time.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:46:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 13, 2010, 08:42:54 PM
Hey, welcome.  We don't get too many conservatives around these parts.  You may consider wearing a helmet.

THIS, depending on what kind of conservative he is.  If he's a Taft conservative, he'll be fine...But I'm pretty sure they're extinct.

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 13, 2010, 08:42:54 PM
And keep in mind that evidence trumps ideology, every time.

And THAT, though you really can't explain that to people who have a label for their ideology.

To be fair, though, he only said that he applied for an internship with a conservative magazine (which explains why he's a "jornolist" instead of a "journalist" :lol: ), not that he was the second coming of Rush Limbaugh.  If it pays, write it.  It is irresponsible and wrong to not make money off of other peoples' idiocy.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on September 13, 2010, 08:49:45 PM
TAC is a pretty good magazine, actually.  While I don't necessarily agree with all pieces in there (which would be hard, given their list of featured writers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_American_Conservative#Notable_contributors)), they seem a lot more open-minded and forward looking than the name would otherwise suggest.  Especially in recent years, as the paleoconservative focus has lessened.

They should probably stop running the Pat Buchanan op-eds though, except in a comedy section.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on September 13, 2010, 08:50:43 PM
Well, I figured he's (or she's-- that photo doesn't really help, gender wise) from DC, so unless the Judge has been hanging out with the folks from Dischord, they're probably gonna lean that way 80% of the time anyway.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:51:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 13, 2010, 08:49:45 PM
TAC is a pretty good magazine, actually.  While I don't necessarily agree with all pieces in there (which would be hard, given their list of featured writers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_American_Conservative#Notable_contributors)), they seem a lot more open-minded and forward looking than the name would otherwise suggest.  Especially in recent years, as the paleoconservative focus has lessened.

They should probably stop running the Pat Buchanan op-eds though, except in a comedy section.

I sort of pull for Pat Buchanon, in the same way I'd pull for a profoundly retarded child trying to fix a DVD player.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:51:32 PM
A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:52:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 13, 2010, 08:50:43 PM
Well, I figured he's (or she's-- that photo doesn't really help, gender wise) from DC, so unless the Judge has been hanging out with the folks from Dischord, they're probably gonna lean that way 80% of the time anyway.

Photo doesn't help at all, given that I can't see it on this computer.

And Washington, DC has no ideology.  It has a disease.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on September 13, 2010, 08:53:24 PM
Quote from: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:51:32 PM
A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

Aw, Dok is just giving you shit. He's actually very lovable and sweet and the nicest guy here. Really.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:53:32 PM
Quote from: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:51:32 PM
A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

That's okay.  We have people who've been here for YEARS that still can't type for shit.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on September 13, 2010, 08:53:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:52:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 13, 2010, 08:50:43 PM
Well, I figured he's (or she's-- that photo doesn't really help, gender wise) from DC, so unless the Judge has been hanging out with the folks from Dischord, they're probably gonna lean that way 80% of the time anyway.

Photo doesn't help at all, given that I can't see it on this computer.

And Washington, DC has no ideology.  It has a disease.

No, that's just the way Georgetown smells.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:54:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 13, 2010, 08:42:54 PM
Hey, welcome.  We don't get too many conservatives around these parts.  You may consider wearing a helmet.

And keep in mind that evidence trumps ideology, every time.

Thank You Doktor. I hope you aren't getting the wrong idea here, I'm not as "conservative" as you might think.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on September 13, 2010, 08:55:14 PM
Also, Judge, you're new blood, so please excuse the circling. Join in, it'll help us get to know you better.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:55:37 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 08:53:24 PM
Quote from: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:51:32 PM
A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

Aw, Dok is just giving you shit. He's actually very lovable and sweet and the nicest guy here. Really.

I am.  I'm sort of the Leo Buscaglia of PD.  I leave huge, steaming piles of love everywhere I go, despite the inexplicable screams of the locals and the angry words leveled at me from the local pulpits.  They aren't a friendly bunch here in Tucson.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:56:29 PM
Quote from: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:54:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 13, 2010, 08:42:54 PM
Hey, welcome.  We don't get too many conservatives around these parts.  You may consider wearing a helmet.

And keep in mind that evidence trumps ideology, every time.

Thank You Doktor. I hope you aren't getting the wrong idea here, I'm not as "conservative" as you might think.

See?  I'd write for TAC, if it paid.

Oh, hell yeah.

Dok,
Would get fired last Tuesday.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on September 13, 2010, 08:56:46 PM
Quote from: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:54:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 13, 2010, 08:42:54 PM
Hey, welcome.  We don't get too many conservatives around these parts.  You may consider wearing a helmet.

And keep in mind that evidence trumps ideology, every time.

Thank You Doktor. I hope you aren't getting the wrong idea here, I'm not as "conservative" as you might think.

Not at all.  I'll be the first to say that you should never be defined by your job.



LMNO
-Works for a large Insurance Company.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:59:09 PM
I'm the guy in the picture, I figured my interest in girls would clean that up, but I guess it really doesn't these days.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on September 13, 2010, 09:00:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:55:37 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 08:53:24 PM
Quote from: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:51:32 PM
A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

Aw, Dok is just giving you shit. He's actually very lovable and sweet and the nicest guy here. Really.

I am.  I'm sort of the Leo Buscaglia of PD.  I leave huge, steaming piles of love everywhere I go, despite the inexplicable screams of the locals and the angry words leveled at me from the local pulpits.  They aren't a friendly bunch here in Tucson.

You are a hero and a saint, and the image of good citizenship.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on September 13, 2010, 09:00:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:52:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 13, 2010, 08:50:43 PM
Well, I figured he's (or she's-- that photo doesn't really help, gender wise) from DC, so unless the Judge has been hanging out with the folks from Dischord, they're probably gonna lean that way 80% of the time anyway.

Photo doesn't help at all, given that I can't see it on this computer.

And Washington, DC has no ideology.  It has a disease.

It's amusing when he goes off on one of his Hitler Prussian authoritarianism jaunts.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 13, 2010, 09:01:04 PM
I am the only conservative allowed on this board. I have my token here somewhere.....
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:00:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:55:37 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 08:53:24 PM
Quote from: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:51:32 PM
A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

Aw, Dok is just giving you shit. He's actually very lovable and sweet and the nicest guy here. Really.

I am.  I'm sort of the Leo Buscaglia of PD.  I leave huge, steaming piles of love everywhere I go, despite the inexplicable screams of the locals and the angry words leveled at me from the local pulpits.  They aren't a friendly bunch here in Tucson.

You are a hero and a saint, and the image of good citizenship.

Tell that to the VFW and the American Legion, both of which have banned me for life over some rather simple misunderstandings.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 13, 2010, 09:02:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:00:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:55:37 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 08:53:24 PM
Quote from: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:51:32 PM
A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

Aw, Dok is just giving you shit. He's actually very lovable and sweet and the nicest guy here. Really.

I am.  I'm sort of the Leo Buscaglia of PD.  I leave huge, steaming piles of love everywhere I go, despite the inexplicable screams of the locals and the angry words leveled at me from the local pulpits.  They aren't a friendly bunch here in Tucson.

You are a hero and a saint, and the image of good citizenship.

Tell that to the VFW and the American Legion, both of which have banned me for life over some rather simple misunderstandings.

...did they ever get that one rebuilt?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on September 13, 2010, 09:02:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:00:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:55:37 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 08:53:24 PM
Quote from: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:51:32 PM
A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

Aw, Dok is just giving you shit. He's actually very lovable and sweet and the nicest guy here. Really.

I am.  I'm sort of the Leo Buscaglia of PD.  I leave huge, steaming piles of love everywhere I go, despite the inexplicable screams of the locals and the angry words leveled at me from the local pulpits.  They aren't a friendly bunch here in Tucson.

You are a hero and a saint, and the image of good citizenship.

Tell that to the VFW and the American Legion, both of which have banned me for life over some rather simple misunderstandings.

You mean the fake vomit, and also The Incident?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:03:09 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:02:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:00:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:55:37 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 08:53:24 PM
Quote from: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:51:32 PM
A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

Aw, Dok is just giving you shit. He's actually very lovable and sweet and the nicest guy here. Really.

I am.  I'm sort of the Leo Buscaglia of PD.  I leave huge, steaming piles of love everywhere I go, despite the inexplicable screams of the locals and the angry words leveled at me from the local pulpits.  They aren't a friendly bunch here in Tucson.

You are a hero and a saint, and the image of good citizenship.

Tell that to the VFW and the American Legion, both of which have banned me for life over some rather simple misunderstandings.

You mean the fake vomit, and also The Incident?

We were only trying to have a good time.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on September 13, 2010, 09:04:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:03:09 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:02:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:00:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:55:37 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 08:53:24 PM
Quote from: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:51:32 PM
A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

Aw, Dok is just giving you shit. He's actually very lovable and sweet and the nicest guy here. Really.

I am.  I'm sort of the Leo Buscaglia of PD.  I leave huge, steaming piles of love everywhere I go, despite the inexplicable screams of the locals and the angry words leveled at me from the local pulpits.  They aren't a friendly bunch here in Tucson.

You are a hero and a saint, and the image of good citizenship.

Tell that to the VFW and the American Legion, both of which have banned me for life over some rather simple misunderstandings.

You mean the fake vomit, and also The Incident?

We were only trying to have a good time.

People have no sense of humor. :(
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:05:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:04:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:03:09 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:02:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:00:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:55:37 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 08:53:24 PM
Quote from: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:51:32 PM
A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

Aw, Dok is just giving you shit. He's actually very lovable and sweet and the nicest guy here. Really.

I am.  I'm sort of the Leo Buscaglia of PD.  I leave huge, steaming piles of love everywhere I go, despite the inexplicable screams of the locals and the angry words leveled at me from the local pulpits.  They aren't a friendly bunch here in Tucson.

You are a hero and a saint, and the image of good citizenship.

Tell that to the VFW and the American Legion, both of which have banned me for life over some rather simple misunderstandings.

You mean the fake vomit, and also The Incident?

We were only trying to have a good time.

People have no sense of humor. :(

They have also questioned my patriotism, which puzzles me.

I mean, you do 10 years in the infantry, I'd say that settles the issue, right?

But no, propose breaking the country into 5 pieces, and you're suddenly kissing Osama Bin Ladin.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on September 13, 2010, 09:06:14 PM
if I'm registered with the republican party but vote by die roll, what does that make me?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 13, 2010, 09:06:59 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 13, 2010, 09:06:14 PM
if I'm registered with the republican party but vote by die roll, what does that make me?

Retardican, Deluxe.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:07:32 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 13, 2010, 09:06:14 PM
if I'm registered with the republican party but vote by die roll, what does that make me?

North Carolina.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on September 13, 2010, 09:08:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 13, 2010, 09:06:14 PM
if I'm registered with the republican party but vote by die roll, what does that make me?

A fascist and you kiss terrorists/brown people/both.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 13, 2010, 09:08:54 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:08:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 13, 2010, 09:06:14 PM
if I'm registered with the republican party but vote by die roll, what does that make me?

A fascist and you kiss terrorists/brown people/both.

A gay Nazi muslim? Holy Crap.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jenne on September 13, 2010, 09:44:16 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 13, 2010, 09:08:54 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:08:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 13, 2010, 09:06:14 PM
if I'm registered with the republican party but vote by die roll, what does that make me?

A fascist and you kiss terrorists/brown people/both.

A gay Nazi muslim? Holy Crap.

...in MY PD?

It's more likely than you think.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on September 13, 2010, 10:10:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:05:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:04:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:03:09 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:02:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:00:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:55:37 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 08:53:24 PM
Quote from: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:51:32 PM
A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

Aw, Dok is just giving you shit. He's actually very lovable and sweet and the nicest guy here. Really.

I am.  I'm sort of the Leo Buscaglia of PD.  I leave huge, steaming piles of love everywhere I go, despite the inexplicable screams of the locals and the angry words leveled at me from the local pulpits.  They aren't a friendly bunch here in Tucson.

You are a hero and a saint, and the image of good citizenship.

Tell that to the VFW and the American Legion, both of which have banned me for life over some rather simple misunderstandings.

You mean the fake vomit, and also The Incident?

We were only trying to have a good time.

People have no sense of humor. :(

They have also questioned my patriotism, which puzzles me.

I mean, you do 10 years in the infantry, I'd say that settles the issue, right?

But no, propose breaking the country into 5 pieces, and you're suddenly kissing Osama Bin Ladin.

Wait what?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 10:12:40 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 13, 2010, 10:10:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:05:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:04:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:03:09 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:02:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:00:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:55:37 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 08:53:24 PM
Quote from: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:51:32 PM
A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

Aw, Dok is just giving you shit. He's actually very lovable and sweet and the nicest guy here. Really.

I am.  I'm sort of the Leo Buscaglia of PD.  I leave huge, steaming piles of love everywhere I go, despite the inexplicable screams of the locals and the angry words leveled at me from the local pulpits.  They aren't a friendly bunch here in Tucson.

You are a hero and a saint, and the image of good citizenship.

Tell that to the VFW and the American Legion, both of which have banned me for life over some rather simple misunderstandings.

You mean the fake vomit, and also The Incident?

We were only trying to have a good time.

People have no sense of humor. :(

They have also questioned my patriotism, which puzzles me.

I mean, you do 10 years in the infantry, I'd say that settles the issue, right?

But no, propose breaking the country into 5 pieces, and you're suddenly kissing Osama Bin Ladin.

Wait what?

I accidentally a VFW when I proposed that we split America into 5 pieces, since it obviously can't get along with itself.

This put me on the same level as Zarqawi and/or Bin Ladin, in the eyes of the collection of ancient supply clerks, cooks, and other SF/SO/Ranger-types, all of which were apparently E7 or E8s upon their retirement.

Have I mentioned how much fun it is to troll the VFW/American Legion?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on September 13, 2010, 10:30:22 PM
Quote from: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:59:09 PM
I'm the guy in the picture

Because I'm surprised no-one else has already said it, "so, which one is that?"  :p
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 11:21:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 13, 2010, 10:30:22 PM
Quote from: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:59:09 PM
I'm the guy in the picture

Because I'm surprised no-one else has already said it, "so, which one is that?"  :p

I never realized how humorous Halloween trick-or-treaters could be. :p
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on September 13, 2010, 11:42:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 10:12:40 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 13, 2010, 10:10:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:05:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:04:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:03:09 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:02:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 09:00:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:55:37 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 13, 2010, 08:53:24 PM
Quote from: Judge Nasty on September 13, 2010, 08:51:32 PM
A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

Aw, Dok is just giving you shit. He's actually very lovable and sweet and the nicest guy here. Really.

I am.  I'm sort of the Leo Buscaglia of PD.  I leave huge, steaming piles of love everywhere I go, despite the inexplicable screams of the locals and the angry words leveled at me from the local pulpits.  They aren't a friendly bunch here in Tucson.

You are a hero and a saint, and the image of good citizenship.

Tell that to the VFW and the American Legion, both of which have banned me for life over some rather simple misunderstandings.

You mean the fake vomit, and also The Incident?

We were only trying to have a good time.

People have no sense of humor. :(

They have also questioned my patriotism, which puzzles me.

I mean, you do 10 years in the infantry, I'd say that settles the issue, right?

But no, propose breaking the country into 5 pieces, and you're suddenly kissing Osama Bin Ladin.

Wait what?

I accidentally a VFW when I proposed that we split America into 5 pieces, since it obviously can't get along with itself.

This put me on the same level as Zarqawi and/or Bin Ladin, in the eyes of the collection of ancient supply clerks, cooks, and other SF/SO/Ranger-types, all of which were apparently E7 or E8s upon their retirement.

Have I mentioned how much fun it is to troll the VFW/American Legion?

No, but now I have a plan for when I am 40.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 07:28:38 PM
Bonjour!

Just a few quick facts...

I work at a mental hospital and have been there for the past three years; but, I'm finally headed towards earning a degree in Creative Writing and something else probably, which means I'm all set up to like Kraft dinners a whole lot more than anyone should and live in an empty wine barrel. Kentucky is a pretty dreadful place to live most of the time. I like the best and the worst the world has to offer--RC cola, fine wine, sublime arias from Saint-Saëns & GG Alin...
I have an unexplainable obsession with the city of Glasgow. I do not make a whisky face.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs651.snc4/61105_516523681008_76700526_30733740_6370947_n.jpg)

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4055/4593380445_195d803f5e.jpg)

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Payne on September 14, 2010, 07:37:56 PM
Quote from: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 07:28:38 PM
I have an unexplainable obsession with the city of Glasgow. I do not make a whisky face.

Glasgow is a heathenish land filled with jakeys, schemies and people who punch Fictionpuss in the face.

I have quite an attachment to it too, though as an Edinburgh lad it is officially speaking the city I loathe and despise most.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on September 14, 2010, 07:39:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 14, 2010, 07:37:56 PM
Quote from: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 07:28:38 PM
I have an unexplainable obsession with the city of Glasgow. I do not make a whisky face.

Glasgow is a heathenish land filled with jakeys, schemies and people who punch Fictionpuss in the face.

I have quite an attachment to it too, though as an Edinburgh lad it is officially speaking the city I loathe and despise most.

What little I saw of both Edinburgh > Glasgow
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Payne on September 14, 2010, 07:40:14 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 14, 2010, 07:39:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 14, 2010, 07:37:56 PM
Quote from: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 07:28:38 PM
I have an unexplainable obsession with the city of Glasgow. I do not make a whisky face.

Glasgow is a heathenish land filled with jakeys, schemies and people who punch Fictionpuss in the face.

I have quite an attachment to it too, though as an Edinburgh lad it is officially speaking the city I loathe and despise most.

What little I saw of both Edinburgh > Glasgow

Edinburgh is filled with civilised Scotsmen (read: English) though...

Glasgow is like raw haggis. It's awesome.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on September 14, 2010, 07:42:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 14, 2010, 07:40:14 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 14, 2010, 07:39:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 14, 2010, 07:37:56 PM
Quote from: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 07:28:38 PM
I have an unexplainable obsession with the city of Glasgow. I do not make a whisky face.

Glasgow is a heathenish land filled with jakeys, schemies and people who punch Fictionpuss in the face.

I have quite an attachment to it too, though as an Edinburgh lad it is officially speaking the city I loathe and despise most.

What little I saw of both Edinburgh > Glasgow

Edinburgh is filled with civilised Scotsmen (read: English) though...

Glasgow is like raw haggis. It's awesome.
I must not have seen the right parts of Glasgow.  :argh!:
Dragging the Lady to Scotland right after we get married I think.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on September 14, 2010, 07:44:55 PM
There are no right parts of Glasgow.  The posh part of town is around the airport, and the main road heading towards Edinburgh.

The rest is the sort of post-apocalyptic nightmare you'd expect to see in Escape from New York or Mad Max or Love, Actually, only with more rain and less comprehensible accents.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on September 14, 2010, 07:46:49 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 14, 2010, 07:44:55 PM
There are no right parts of Glasgow.  The posh part of town is around the airport, and the main road heading towards Edinburgh.

The rest is the sort of post-apocalyptic nightmare you'd expect to see in Escape from New York or Mad Max or Love, Actually, only with more rain and less comprehensible accents.
The Glasgow I saw was like nothing like that all like you know?
Shit when I was there, it was fucking sunny. I was disappointed.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 07:47:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 14, 2010, 07:40:14 PM

Glasgow is like raw haggis. It's awesome.

Exactly!

For me, Glasgow is like that best friend who you always get too drunk with, have a huge bloody fight, and then decide to be friends with again the next morning.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on September 14, 2010, 07:48:54 PM
Clearly that was a cunning fake, designed for tourists.

The sun would never be seen in Glasgow, for fear of being mugged then shived with a screwdriver.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 14, 2010, 07:49:26 PM
Quote from: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 07:47:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 14, 2010, 07:40:14 PM

Glasgow is like raw haggis. It's awesome.

Exactly!

For me, Glasgow is like that best friend who you always get too drunk with, have a huge bloody fight, and then decide to be friends with again the next morning.



So, it's like Tucson, only they don't bother heaving you in a rubbish bin after they gut you?

We have very tidy, considerate murdering scum here.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 14, 2010, 07:50:36 PM
So many redheads.......
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 07:52:42 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 14, 2010, 07:48:54 PM
Clearly that was a cunning fake, designed for tourists.

The sun would never be seen in Glasgow, for fear of being mugged then shived with a screwdriver.

One of my fondest memories of Glasgow was the exhibit of street weapons they had on at the GoMA...the "pish balloon" was my favorite.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on September 14, 2010, 07:56:11 PM
Quote from: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 07:52:42 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 14, 2010, 07:48:54 PM
Clearly that was a cunning fake, designed for tourists.

The sun would never be seen in Glasgow, for fear of being mugged then shived with a screwdriver.

One of my fondest memories of Glasgow was the exhibit of street weapons they had on at the GoMA...the "pish balloon" was my favorite.

:lulz:  Fortunately I've never hung around there long enough to see one of those in action.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 14, 2010, 07:56:54 PM
Quote from: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 07:28:38 PM
Bonjour!

Just a few quick facts...

I work at a mental hospital and have been there for the past three years; but, I'm finally headed towards earning a degree in Creative Writing and something else probably, which means I'm all set up to like Kraft dinners a whole lot more than anyone should and live in an empty wine barrel. Kentucky is a pretty dreadful place to live most of the time. I like the best and the worst the world has to offer--RC cola, fine wine, sublime arias from Saint-Saëns & GG Alin...
I have an unexplainable obsession with the city of Glasgow. I do not make a whisky face.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs651.snc4/61105_516523681008_76700526_30733740_6370947_n.jpg)

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4055/4593380445_195d803f5e.jpg)



Youre HAWT. :fap:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 14, 2010, 07:57:19 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on September 14, 2010, 07:56:54 PM
Quote from: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 07:28:38 PM
Bonjour!

Just a few quick facts...

I work at a mental hospital and have been there for the past three years; but, I'm finally headed towards earning a degree in Creative Writing and something else probably, which means I'm all set up to like Kraft dinners a whole lot more than anyone should and live in an empty wine barrel. Kentucky is a pretty dreadful place to live most of the time. I like the best and the worst the world has to offer--RC cola, fine wine, sublime arias from Saint-Saëns & GG Alin...
I have an unexplainable obsession with the city of Glasgow. I do not make a whisky face.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs651.snc4/61105_516523681008_76700526_30733740_6370947_n.jpg)

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4055/4593380445_195d803f5e.jpg)



Youre HAWT. :fap:

She is quite the looker.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 14, 2010, 07:57:37 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on September 14, 2010, 07:56:54 PM
Quote from: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 07:28:38 PM
Bonjour!

Just a few quick facts...

I work at a mental hospital and have been there for the past three years; but, I'm finally headed towards earning a degree in Creative Writing and something else probably, which means I'm all set up to like Kraft dinners a whole lot more than anyone should and live in an empty wine barrel. Kentucky is a pretty dreadful place to live most of the time. I like the best and the worst the world has to offer--RC cola, fine wine, sublime arias from Saint-Saëns & GG Alin...
I have an unexplainable obsession with the city of Glasgow. I do not make a whisky face.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs651.snc4/61105_516523681008_76700526_30733740_6370947_n.jpg)

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4055/4593380445_195d803f5e.jpg)



Youre HAWT. :fap:

Down, girl.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 14, 2010, 07:58:25 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 14, 2010, 07:57:37 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on September 14, 2010, 07:56:54 PM
Quote from: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 07:28:38 PM
Bonjour!

Just a few quick facts...

I work at a mental hospital and have been there for the past three years; but, I'm finally headed towards earning a degree in Creative Writing and something else probably, which means I'm all set up to like Kraft dinners a whole lot more than anyone should and live in an empty wine barrel. Kentucky is a pretty dreadful place to live most of the time. I like the best and the worst the world has to offer--RC cola, fine wine, sublime arias from Saint-Saëns & GG Alin...
I have an unexplainable obsession with the city of Glasgow. I do not make a whisky face.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs651.snc4/61105_516523681008_76700526_30733740_6370947_n.jpg)

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4055/4593380445_195d803f5e.jpg)



Youre HAWT. :fap:

Down, girl.  :lulz:

Are you seriously going to stand between Pix and any other hawtness?

For real?

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 14, 2010, 07:59:34 PM
Payne wouldn't.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 14, 2010, 08:00:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 14, 2010, 07:58:25 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 14, 2010, 07:57:37 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on September 14, 2010, 07:56:54 PM
Quote from: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 07:28:38 PM
Bonjour!

Just a few quick facts...

I work at a mental hospital and have been there for the past three years; but, I'm finally headed towards earning a degree in Creative Writing and something else probably, which means I'm all set up to like Kraft dinners a whole lot more than anyone should and live in an empty wine barrel. Kentucky is a pretty dreadful place to live most of the time. I like the best and the worst the world has to offer--RC cola, fine wine, sublime arias from Saint-Saëns & GG Alin...
I have an unexplainable obsession with the city of Glasgow. I do not make a whisky face.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs651.snc4/61105_516523681008_76700526_30733740_6370947_n.jpg)

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4055/4593380445_195d803f5e.jpg)



Youre HAWT. :fap:

Down, girl.  :lulz:

Are you seriously going to stand between Pix and any other hawtness?

For real?



I guess I didn't think that one all the way through.

Hawk,
standing down!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 14, 2010, 08:01:07 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on September 14, 2010, 07:59:34 PM
Payne wouldn't.

He has keen survival instincts.  This explains why you Southampton thugs haven't yet done him in.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 08:04:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 14, 2010, 07:58:25 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 14, 2010, 07:57:37 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on September 14, 2010, 07:56:54 PM
Quote from: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 07:28:38 PM
Bonjour!

Just a few quick facts...

I work at a mental hospital and have been there for the past three years; but, I'm finally headed towards earning a degree in Creative Writing and something else probably, which means I'm all set up to like Kraft dinners a whole lot more than anyone should and live in an empty wine barrel. Kentucky is a pretty dreadful place to live most of the time. I like the best and the worst the world has to offer--RC cola, fine wine, sublime arias from Saint-Saëns & GG Alin...
I have an unexplainable obsession with the city of Glasgow. I do not make a whisky face.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs651.snc4/61105_516523681008_76700526_30733740_6370947_n.jpg)

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4055/4593380445_195d803f5e.jpg)



Youre HAWT. :fap:

Down, girl.  :lulz:

Are you seriously going to stand between Pix and any other hawtness?

For real?



aw, garrrrrrrrrshhhh :X :3 fapping icons
why hello, there
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 14, 2010, 08:06:34 PM
:waves:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 14, 2010, 08:08:55 PM
I am far too old for the vision in my head.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 08:10:04 PM
So, what exactly is at the arse end of England? Speaking of Glasgow and travel and shit, I only made my way down to England once when I was abroad...to Oxford. I ran away back to Glasgow.

Ran away back to Glasgow? That can't be right...

But it is  :?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 14, 2010, 08:13:07 PM
Arsecrack= Southampton. The Isle Of Wight is the pile Of Shite being poomped onto Normandy.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on September 14, 2010, 08:14:07 PM
Quote from: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 08:04:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 14, 2010, 07:58:25 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 14, 2010, 07:57:37 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on September 14, 2010, 07:56:54 PM
Quote from: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 07:28:38 PM
Bonjour!

Just a few quick facts...

I work at a mental hospital and have been there for the past three years; but, I'm finally headed towards earning a degree in Creative Writing and something else probably, which means I'm all set up to like Kraft dinners a whole lot more than anyone should and live in an empty wine barrel. Kentucky is a pretty dreadful place to live most of the time. I like the best and the worst the world has to offer--RC cola, fine wine, sublime arias from Saint-Saëns & GG Alin...
I have an unexplainable obsession with the city of Glasgow. I do not make a whisky face.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs651.snc4/61105_516523681008_76700526_30733740_6370947_n.jpg)

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4055/4593380445_195d803f5e.jpg)



Youre HAWT. :fap:

Down, girl.  :lulz:

Are you seriously going to stand between Pix and any other hawtness?

For real?



aw, garrrrrrrrrshhhh :X :3 fapping icons
why hello, there

The fappage is strong in this one.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on September 14, 2010, 08:19:47 PM
Quote from: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 08:10:04 PM
So, what exactly is at the arse end of England? 

Moss Side in Manchester can be fun.  I'd rank it as far more dangerous than the supposedly "lawless" areas of London, most of which I've walked through at 2am in the morning, fairly drunk and without incident.  In Moss Side you're likely to get shot for walking too close to a gang dispute, by comparison.  Although it's not as skanky looking as, say, Peckham.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Triple Zero on September 15, 2010, 09:57:38 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 14, 2010, 07:44:55 PM
There are no right parts of Glasgow.  The posh part of town is around the airport, and the main road heading towards Edinburgh.

The rest is the sort of post-apocalyptic nightmare you'd expect to see in Escape from New York or Mad Max or Love, Actually, only with more rain and less comprehensible accents.

I must have seen the wrong part of Mad Max ... where is it like Love, Actually? DOES IT FEATURE HUGH GRANT?? :fap:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Kai on September 15, 2010, 04:19:29 PM
Kentucky? Another member for the Southeastern Cabal, then. Squiddy will be pleased.

Too bad we're all so spread out. Would be nice to have a meetup.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 15, 2010, 04:57:48 PM
Well I don't know about pleased, but I did fart.

Also, I think there should be a meet-up in New Orleans at some point.
We're just what that town needs.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on September 15, 2010, 04:59:58 PM
who wants to attend the 2011 mardis gras?

I'm already about 15% interested, if a bunch of you spags were going, I'd start saving up money for reals
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 15, 2010, 05:01:16 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 15, 2010, 04:59:58 PM
who wants to attend the 2011 mardis gras?

I'm already about 15% interested, if a bunch of you spags were going, I'd start saving up money for reals

No way in hell. I know you spags don't buy into this shit but I would feel mentally crushed by all of the people.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on September 15, 2010, 05:02:28 PM
December 2012, Mexico.

Accept no substitutes.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 15, 2010, 05:04:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 15, 2010, 05:02:28 PM
December 2012, Mexico.

Accept no substitutes.

Dec. 21?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Disco Pickle on September 15, 2010, 05:04:46 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 15, 2010, 05:02:28 PM
December 2012, Mexico.

Accept no substitutes.

I like this idea.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 15, 2010, 05:06:53 PM
I'm not going to Mexico. Ever.
I'm not sure I could do a mardi gras. I get cramped easily and if something sticky touches me... well fuck it's all over.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 15, 2010, 05:08:06 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 15, 2010, 05:06:53 PM
I'm not going to Mexico. Ever.
I'm not sure I could do a mardi gras. I get cramped easily and if something sticky touches me... well fuck it's all over.

This is a perfect opportunity for me to shut the fuck up.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: babesintongland on September 15, 2010, 05:33:05 PM
Quote from: Kai on September 15, 2010, 04:19:29 PM
Kentucky? Another member for the Southeastern Cabal, then. Squiddy will be pleased.

Too bad we're all so spread out. Would be nice to have a meetup.

Originally from North Carolina, displaced in KY  :lol:

Meetup sounds fun but I can never tell if I'm going to be shy around people or not.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on September 15, 2010, 05:44:35 PM
why'd you create a second account, babes? misplaced your original login or something?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: babesintongland on September 15, 2010, 05:48:16 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 15, 2010, 05:44:35 PM
why'd you create a second account, babes? misplaced your original login or something?

I think I made an account once upon a time with no spaces in the name, and so now I just made one with spaces???

Shit. Now whenever I'm a lazy typist I'm going to be signed into another account.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Chairman Risus on September 15, 2010, 08:55:48 PM
Quote from: babesintongland on September 15, 2010, 05:33:05 PM
Quote from: Kai on September 15, 2010, 04:19:29 PM
Kentucky? Another member for the Southeastern Cabal, then. Squiddy will be pleased.

Too bad we're all so spread out. Would be nice to have a meetup.

Originally from North Carolina, displaced in KY  :lol:

Meetup sounds fun but I can never tell if I'm going to be shy around people or not.

Originally from the city or were you mountain people?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Babes in Tongland on September 15, 2010, 10:53:01 PM
Quote from: Risus on September 15, 2010, 08:55:48 PM


Originally from the city or were you mountain people?

We're hill people.

No; I say I'm from Raleigh but really I'm from a small nowhere town near there. So...I am neither mountain people nor city people.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Kurt Christ on September 16, 2010, 01:58:42 AM
One of my high school friends is at Loyola in New Orleans and has given me a standing invitation to crash at his apartment if I'm in town. I've been meaning to take him up on this for a while now, so a NOLA meet-up would be cool with me.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: bookends on September 17, 2010, 07:35:34 PM
Hello There! I am from Fnord! via Kentucky. Currently a junior is highschool trying to decide on a career path. I am interested in music, particulaly older folk rock, meeting new people, and oxycontin.  :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 07:41:21 PM
Quote from: bookends on September 17, 2010, 07:35:34 PM
Hello There! I am from Fnord! via Kentucky. Currently a junior is highschool trying to decide on a career path. I am interested in music, particulaly older folk rock, meeting new people, and oxycontin.  :D

Please check in with Nigel. She will have some assignments for you.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 17, 2010, 07:47:53 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 07:41:21 PM
Quote from: bookends on September 17, 2010, 07:35:34 PM
Hello There! I am from Fnord! via Kentucky. Currently a junior is highschool trying to decide on a career path. I am interested in music, particulaly older folk rock, meeting new people, and oxycontin.  :D

Please check in with Nigel. She will have some assignments for you.

Most of these fuckers aren't even trying.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: bookends on September 17, 2010, 07:50:21 PM
Assignments? Is this serious or a joke?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 07:52:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 17, 2010, 07:47:53 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 07:41:21 PM
Quote from: bookends on September 17, 2010, 07:35:34 PM
Hello There! I am from Fnord! via Kentucky. Currently a junior is highschool trying to decide on a career path. I am interested in music, particulaly older folk rock, meeting new people, and oxycontin.  :D

Please check in with Nigel. She will have some assignments for you.

Most of these fuckers aren't even trying.

:evilmad:

Then they will never reach the next level.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 07:54:45 PM
Quote from: bookends on September 17, 2010, 07:50:21 PM
Assignments? Is this serious or a joke?

After all we have been through together, would I lie to you?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 07:58:31 PM
Too easy.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on September 17, 2010, 08:00:12 PM
pop-tart dedux?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 08:06:06 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 17, 2010, 08:00:12 PM
pop-tart dedux?

Dunno. But if that ran it off then there was never any hope.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: bookends on September 17, 2010, 08:21:04 PM
Screw that Im already 3 assignments behind in english
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 08:21:50 PM
Quote from: bookends on September 17, 2010, 08:21:04 PM
Screw that Im already 3 assignments behind in english

So what brought you here?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: bookends on September 17, 2010, 08:27:01 PM
The internet. What brought you here? Do you work for the CIA or something  :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 08:27:50 PM
Quote from: bookends on September 17, 2010, 08:27:01 PM
The internet. What brought you here? Do you work for the CIA or something  :D

All I need to know.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on September 17, 2010, 08:31:52 PM
sometimes people register here because they heard about the free cookies.

I'm sorry to say that there are no cookies.

We do have a pool on the roof though.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 08:44:37 PM
Quote from: bookends on September 17, 2010, 07:35:34 PM
Hello There! I am from Fnord! via Kentucky. Currently a junior is highschool trying to decide on a career path. I am interested in music, particulaly older folk rock, meeting new people, and oxycontin.  :D

And Pop Tarts?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 08:45:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 08:44:37 PM
Quote from: bookends on September 17, 2010, 07:35:34 PM
Hello There! I am from Fnord! via Kentucky. Currently a junior is highschool trying to decide on a career path. I am interested in music, particulaly older folk rock, meeting new people, and oxycontin.  :D

And Pop Tarts?

Exactly. He made far too many mistakes in only 3 posts. Rookies.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: bookends on September 17, 2010, 08:52:07 PM
I make alot of mistakes but I'm exactly where I want to be. Excuse me if I dont understand your secret codes. All hail the illuminati  :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 08:52:53 PM
And there are three more give aways.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on September 17, 2010, 08:53:09 PM
Quote from: bookends on September 17, 2010, 08:52:07 PM
I make alot of mistakes but I'm exactly where I want to be. Excuse me if I dont understand your secret codes. All hail the illuminati  :D
Oh Dear. Here we go again.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 08:54:47 PM
Hey, Pop Tart...Go outside, talk to a girl.  FFS.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 08:55:05 PM
Nah, i am in ignore mode after this. It will run it's true and natural course.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on September 17, 2010, 09:03:07 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on September 14, 2010, 08:13:07 PM
Arsecrack= Southampton. The Isle Of Wight is the pile Of Shite being poomped onto Normandy.
Gosport is the annoying little haemorrhoid that pops out when you push too hard.
In fact, I'd say past Bournemouth, the farther East you go, the deeper into the alimentary canal you get. And then there's Bognor.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on September 17, 2010, 09:19:28 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 08:55:05 PM
Nah, i am in ignore mode after this. It will run it's true and natural course.

Around here, the natural course is for us to get right down in the gutter and have a slap fight for as long as it takes for them to leave or start liking it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on September 17, 2010, 09:20:51 PM
Not much fight in this one, methinks. (Us older folk rock)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Juana on September 17, 2010, 10:10:50 PM
Oh dear. Bookends, that's what we call pinealism. It's frowned on. Lurking some, before you post again, is probably a good idea.

/advice to noob
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on September 17, 2010, 10:14:05 PM
Quote from: bookends on September 17, 2010, 08:52:07 PM
I make alot of mistakes but I'm exactly where I want to be. Excuse me if I dont understand your secret codes. All hail the illuminati  :D

it's alright; there's a lot to decode.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: bookends on September 18, 2010, 12:20:15 AM
Thanks cramulus. Too many abbreviations and majical names that I have never seen before. A guy could get lost in the WOMP thread for years, whatever womp means. Same goes for Spagbook.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on September 18, 2010, 12:25:58 AM
Did you ever see the Thirteenth Warrior?  Remember that scene where the they're sitting by the campfire and he just sort of trances out and learns their language?

It happens like that.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: bookends on September 18, 2010, 12:40:52 AM
World Of Microsoft Paint? Wonderful Ol' Microsoft Paint? Fudge I know I'm getting closer  :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 12:42:16 AM
It stands for ''Wanking over Mommies panties''
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on September 18, 2010, 12:43:49 AM
no, it's actually Weeding Out Miniature Poodles.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: bookends on September 18, 2010, 12:45:07 AM
wise guys eh  :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 12:47:46 AM
Quote from: bookends on September 18, 2010, 12:45:07 AM
wise guys eh  :D
Wise to you at any rate.. You should try a different style instead of the same old tactics. Stands out like a dogs cock. Jus' sayin.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: bookends on September 18, 2010, 12:52:24 AM
badbeast is asking for a serious WOMPing with his/her snarky little comments. I don't get what you're saying bro/babe. I am supposed to come here knowing everything?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on September 18, 2010, 12:53:49 AM
I'd wank over BB's panties. Just sayin'.  :fap:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: bookends on September 18, 2010, 12:55:35 AM
Works Of Microsoft Paint?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on September 18, 2010, 12:56:45 AM
Wallachian Order of Mummified Priests.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 12:57:35 AM
Quote from: bookends on September 18, 2010, 12:52:24 AM
badbeast is asking for a serious WOMPing with his/her snarky little comments. I don't get what you're saying bro/babe. I am supposed to come here knowing everything?
Are you seriously claiming you've never been here before? Because I smell a cheesy little poptart.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 12:58:16 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 12:53:49 AM
I'd wank over BB's panties. Just sayin'.  :fap:
Ooh, you charmer!  :wink:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on September 18, 2010, 12:58:51 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 12:57:35 AM
Quote from: bookends on September 18, 2010, 12:52:24 AM
badbeast is asking for a serious WOMPing with his/her snarky little comments. I don't get what you're saying bro/babe. I am supposed to come here knowing everything?
Are you seriously claiming you've never been here before? Because I smell a cheesy little poptart.

Aww... lay off. I wanna play this time!  :evil:
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 12:58:16 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 12:53:49 AM
I'd wank over BB's panties. Just sayin'.  :fap:
Ooh, you charmer!


:wink:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: bookends on September 18, 2010, 01:02:36 AM
Right I have never been here before. Have you seen bookends before or something? Maybe I need a more uncommon name?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:04:13 AM
Much more uncommon.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on September 18, 2010, 01:04:44 AM
Quote from: bookends on September 18, 2010, 01:02:36 AM
Right I have never been here before. Have you seen bookends before or something? Maybe I need a more uncommon name?

Hi Pop-Tart! We missed you so much!  :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:05:33 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:04:44 AM
Quote from: bookends on September 18, 2010, 01:02:36 AM
Right I have never been here before. Have you seen bookends before or something? Maybe I need a more uncommon name?

Hi Pop-Tart! We missed you so much!  :D
Not that much though.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on September 18, 2010, 01:06:11 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:05:33 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:04:44 AM
Quote from: bookends on September 18, 2010, 01:02:36 AM
Right I have never been here before. Have you seen bookends before or something? Maybe I need a more uncommon name?

Hi Pop-Tart! We missed you so much!  :D
Not that much though.

I did.  :oops:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:08:16 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:06:11 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:05:33 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:04:44 AM
Quote from: bookends on September 18, 2010, 01:02:36 AM
Right I have never been here before. Have you seen bookends before or something? Maybe I need a more uncommon name?

Hi Pop-Tart! We missed you so much!  :D
Not that much though.

I did.  :oops:
Phoenix & Poptart, sittin in a tree, . . . .  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on September 18, 2010, 01:09:22 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:08:16 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:06:11 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:05:33 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:04:44 AM
Quote from: bookends on September 18, 2010, 01:02:36 AM
Right I have never been here before. Have you seen bookends before or something? Maybe I need a more uncommon name?

Hi Pop-Tart! We missed you so much!  :D
Not that much though.

I did.  :oops:
Phoenix & Poptart, sittin in a tree, . . . .  :lulz:
:tao&evt:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:11:01 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:09:22 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:08:16 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:06:11 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:05:33 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:04:44 AM
Quote from: bookends on September 18, 2010, 01:02:36 AM
Right I have never been here before. Have you seen bookends before or something? Maybe I need a more uncommon name?

Hi Pop-Tart! We missed you so much!  :D
Not that much though.

I did.  :oops:
Phoenix & Poptart, sittin in a tree, . . . .  :lulz:
:tao&evt:

:aaa:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on September 18, 2010, 01:12:13 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:11:01 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:09:22 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:08:16 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:06:11 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:05:33 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:04:44 AM
Quote from: bookends on September 18, 2010, 01:02:36 AM
Right I have never been here before. Have you seen bookends before or something? Maybe I need a more uncommon name?

Hi Pop-Tart! We missed you so much!  :D
Not that much though.

I did.  :oops:
Phoenix & Poptart, sittin in a tree, . . . .  :lulz:
:tao&evt:

:aaa:

I hope she's a girl, I hope she's a girl, I hope she's a girl.... meh, if she is a he, I'll just get out my femdom gear.  :evil:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: bookends on September 18, 2010, 01:13:20 AM
So someone has chosen this username before or something? This place is just fucking weird. All right bye creepers
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:16:49 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:12:13 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:11:01 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:09:22 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:08:16 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:06:11 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:05:33 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:04:44 AM
Quote from: bookends on September 18, 2010, 01:02:36 AM
Right I have never been here before. Have you seen bookends before or something? Maybe I need a more uncommon name?

Hi Pop-Tart! We missed you so much!  :D
Not that much though.

I did.  :oops:
Phoenix & Poptart, sittin in a tree, . . . .  :lulz:
:tao&evt:

:aaa:

I hope she's a girl, I hope she's a girl, I hope she's a girl.... meh, if she is a he, I'll just get out my femdom gear.  :evil:
Oh, way to scare 'em off! Now he thinks we're creepy and weird!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on September 18, 2010, 01:19:06 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:16:49 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:12:13 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:11:01 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:09:22 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:08:16 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:06:11 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:05:33 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:04:44 AM
Quote from: bookends on September 18, 2010, 01:02:36 AM
Right I have never been here before. Have you seen bookends before or something? Maybe I need a more uncommon name?

Hi Pop-Tart! We missed you so much!  :D
Not that much though.

I did.  :oops:
Phoenix & Poptart, sittin in a tree, . . . .  :lulz:
:tao&evt:

:aaa:

I hope she's a girl, I hope she's a girl, I hope she's a girl.... meh, if she is a he, I'll just get out my femdom gear.  :evil:
Oh, way to scare 'em off! Now he thinks we're creepy and weird!  :lulz:
:lulz:
Quote from: bookends on September 18, 2010, 01:13:20 AM
So someone has chosen this username before or something? This place is just fucking weird. All right bye creepers

Don't go book tart! We luv yooz!  :cry:

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:23:04 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:19:06 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:16:49 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:12:13 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:11:01 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:09:22 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:08:16 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:06:11 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:05:33 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:04:44 AM
Quote from: bookends on September 18, 2010, 01:02:36 AM
Right I have never been here before. Have you seen bookends before or something? Maybe I need a more uncommon name?

Hi Pop-Tart! We missed you so much!  :D
Not that much though.

I did.  :oops:
Phoenix & Poptart, sittin in a tree, . . . .  :lulz:
:tao&evt:

:aaa:

I hope she's a girl, I hope she's a girl, I hope she's a girl.... meh, if she is a he, I'll just get out my femdom gear.  :evil:
Oh, way to scare 'em off! Now he thinks we're creepy and weird!  :lulz:
:lulz:
Quote from: bookends on September 18, 2010, 01:13:20 AM
So someone has chosen this username before or something? This place is just fucking weird. All right bye creepers

Don't go book tart! We luv yooz!  :cry:


Bet he's not gone far.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on September 18, 2010, 01:24:27 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:23:04 AM
Bet he's not gone far.

Nah. :lulz:

We make a pretty good team though, BB. We should do this more often.   :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:26:38 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 18, 2010, 01:24:27 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2010, 01:23:04 AM
Bet he's not gone far.

Nah. :lulz:

We make a pretty good team though, BB. We should do this more often.   :D
Yeah, it is kinda fun.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 18, 2010, 02:16:40 AM
Women Of Marginal Panties.  :fap:

XDD

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on September 18, 2010, 04:41:59 AM
It's kind of bad form to point fingers until someone with hax (read: mods) has checked out their IP.

I mean, odds are on your side, but still.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Payne on September 18, 2010, 08:28:59 AM
Yeah, what Sig said.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Rumckle on September 18, 2010, 08:55:24 AM
EDIT:

Nevermind/Sorry.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on September 18, 2010, 04:58:19 PM
Whoever they were, they were using a proxy.  So, you know...
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 19, 2010, 03:59:01 AM
How many times has Pop-Tart been reincarnated?

And will he ever reach Nirvana?   :lol: :lol: :roll:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on September 19, 2010, 04:06:55 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 19, 2010, 03:59:01 AM
How many times has Pop-Tart been reincarnated?

And will he ever reach Nirvana?   :lol: :lol: :roll:

Well, I talked to Dave Grohl a few years ago at a Foo Fighters concert, and I did once see Kris Novoselic at an airport (I thought it was him, at least). However, I've been having trouble with my Necronomiphone lately, so I have been unable to call Kurt Cobain. If Pop-Tart knows how to reach Nirvana, I really, really wanna know. They were my favorite band when I was growing up.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 03:10:18 PM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 19, 2010, 04:06:55 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 19, 2010, 03:59:01 AM
How many times has Pop-Tart been reincarnated?

And will he ever reach Nirvana?   :lol: :lol: :roll:

Well, I talked to Dave Grohl a few years ago at a Foo Fighters concert, and I did once see Kris Novoselic at an airport (I thought it was him, at least). However, I've been having trouble with my Necronomiphone lately, so I have been unable to call Kurt Cobain. If Pop-Tart knows how to reach Nirvana, I really, really wanna know. They were my favorite band when I was growing up.
Kurt is still haunting Courtney, (Who is herself, possessed by the undead spirit of Nancy Spungen) and as soon as he disentagles himself from this godforsaken mess, promises to get back to you.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: bookends on September 20, 2010, 08:09:30 PM
Ewww. Grunge Bands.  :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 08:10:19 PM
AND YA DON'T STOP!
\
:hammer:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: bookends on September 20, 2010, 08:12:26 PM
I will just set this down right here for a minute, brb.

(http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb352/washington871/KingDaruko1.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 08:23:43 PM

I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.

(Hipster, hipster!)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 08:26:06 PM
Quote from: bookends on September 20, 2010, 08:12:26 PM
I will just set this down right here for a minute, brb.

(http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb352/washington871/KingDaruko1.jpg)
:ohnotache:    :clint:    :spit:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 08:38:02 PM
Quote from: bookends on September 20, 2010, 08:12:26 PM
I will just set this down right here for a minute, brb.

(http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb352/washington871/KingDaruko1.jpg)

Bye again, Pop Tart.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 08:53:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 08:38:02 PM
Quote from: bookends on September 20, 2010, 08:12:26 PM
I will just set this down right here for a minute, brb.

(http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb352/washington871/KingDaruko1.jpg)

Bye again, Pop Tart.
OMG, He has a tube of lube on his lap! That poor child/thing/sasquatch cub/whatever!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 08:59:27 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 08:53:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 08:38:02 PM
Quote from: bookends on September 20, 2010, 08:12:26 PM
I will just set this down right here for a minute, brb.

(http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb352/washington871/KingDaruko1.jpg)

Bye again, Pop Tart.
OMG, He has a tube of lube on his lap! That poor child/thing/sasquatch cub/whatever!

That's Daruko, whom Pop Tart is trying to impersonate.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 09:00:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 08:59:27 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 08:53:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 08:38:02 PM
Quote from: bookends on September 20, 2010, 08:12:26 PM
I will just set this down right here for a minute, brb.

(http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb352/washington871/KingDaruko1.jpg)

Bye again, Pop Tart.
OMG, He has a tube of lube on his lap! That poor child/thing/sasquatch cub/whatever!

That's Daruko, whom Pop Tart is trying to impersonate.
Wow, How crass can you get?

In that position, I would study a proper Troll, (like AKK) and then, maybe have a shot, but this is pathetic.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: wake-n-bake on September 20, 2010, 09:53:54 PM
DUDES I'M SO HIGH RIGHT NOW JUST CALL ME WAKE OR SOMETHING I'LL ADD MORE LATER
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 09:56:45 PM
Quote from: wake-n-bake on September 20, 2010, 09:53:54 PM
DUDES I'M SO HIGH RIGHT NOW JUST CALL ME WAKE OR SOMETHING I'LL ADD MORE LATER

All the time it took you to find a proxy, generate an email addie, and register...And it took 3 seconds to ban you.

But I'll give you points for tenacity, Poptard.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Epimetheus on September 21, 2010, 03:25:36 AM
He will rejoin and say "hey this is wake n bake whyd you ban me" and yadda, yadda, yadda, :boring:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 21, 2010, 03:38:23 AM
sheesh, what's the obsession
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on September 21, 2010, 06:26:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 21, 2010, 03:38:23 AM
sheesh, what's the obsession

He's an asshole, and so are most of us.  It's only natural.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Triple Zero on September 21, 2010, 09:48:27 AM
HELLO GUYS I AM TRIPLEZERO I AM NEW HERE AND I AM ALSO NOT POPTART

ALSO WHAT'S A HIMEOBS?

AND I THINK ROGER SHOULD BE NICE TO PEOPLE

WHY ARE YOU ALL SO MEAN
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2010, 01:32:44 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 21, 2010, 09:48:27 AM

WHY ARE YOU ALL SO MEAN


I blame society.

And the drugs.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Choptop on September 22, 2010, 03:32:39 AM
So... I heard there would be free cookies.   :?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:33:19 AM
Quote from: choptop on September 22, 2010, 03:32:39 AM
So... I heard there would be free cookies.   :?

Roofies.  Free roofies.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Choptop on September 22, 2010, 03:36:25 AM
THUDzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 03:39:57 AM
Wow. I didn't realize roofies were such an effective fighting tool!  :lol:

Let's draw a mustache on him!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 22, 2010, 03:43:22 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 03:39:57 AM
Wow. I didn't realize roofies were such an effective fighting tool!  :lol:

Let's draw a mustache on him!  :mrgreen:

Troll.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Choptop on September 22, 2010, 03:51:37 AM
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/b29f8bf4e4.jpg)

Hey guys, how's it going?  Have you seen my wallet?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on September 22, 2010, 03:52:46 AM
Quote from: choptop on September 22, 2010, 03:51:37 AM
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/b29f8bf4e4.jpg)

Hey guys, how's it going?  Have you seen my wallet?

pop tart.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on September 22, 2010, 03:53:09 AM
It's like he is not even trying any more.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Choptop on September 22, 2010, 03:55:04 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 03:52:46 AM
Quote from: choptop on September 22, 2010, 03:51:37 AM
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/b29f8bf4e4.jpg)

Hey guys, how's it going?  Have you seen my wallet?

pop tart.

I'm not.  Seriously.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:58:04 AM
Bye, Pop Tart.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on September 22, 2010, 05:22:54 PM
Maybe I'm in a goofy mood, but that last alt made me laugh.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on September 22, 2010, 11:20:06 PM
Pop chot.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: saturnine on September 23, 2010, 07:03:36 AM
Quote from: Babes in Tongland on September 14, 2010, 07:52:42 PM
One of my fondest memories of Glasgow was the exhibit of street weapons they had on at the GoMA...the "pish balloon" was my favorite.

PISH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy2WDcvTPdc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy2WDcvTPdc) BALLOON
Title: Wow! It only took 240 posts for this thread to degenerate into gay! Great jorb!
Post by: saturnine on September 23, 2010, 07:23:44 AM
(http://k0.cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/355x163/958x766/0/17889335605694982750.jpeg)
* Demographic info your age, where you live, etc

OHAI I'm Dan, 29, male, living in Middletown, CT. You may have noticed us for our college murders and exploding power plants! Nothing but excitement.

* Professional Info - your job, what you're studying (if in school), etc

Freelance music critic for the Advocate newspapers (http://hartfordadvocate.com/ (http://hartfordadvocate.com/)) and massage therapist.

* What you like to do in your free time
* What kind of topics / projects are you interested in?

Bi with a preference for females over males; Buddhist; freegan; poly; progressive; environmentalist; metalhead; arts fiend; critical thinker; computer nerd; gamer; change agent.

Dislikes: bad design, faulty rhetoric, being ignored, mediocrity, lack of passion, ginger, punk rocker/mosh pit smell, hipster elitism, white guilt, white invisibility, my parents, beef (the food AND grudges), reckless use of $10 words, crowded shopping centers, cookie-cutter lyrics, social boundaries that make certain topics off-limits (female rapists, good prostitutes, kids masturbating, whether there's truth in stereotypes, the possibility of the Beatles not being amazing, etc.).

Likes: Asia, drums & percussion, lazing about for hours after sex, ambition, the way my cat notices when I'm bummed, good design, good record production, erring on the side of saying "I love you" and hugging too often, chai, plot that ties up its loose ends by the end, words that you're not supposed to say, Dharma, you turning me on to the raddest band you've ever heard, $10 words, couples who choose not to have kids, little gifts that are more about the gesture than the gift itself, wit, chosen family, people with spines and opinions and willpower.

* How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?

I met her online in 1995 or 1996, just after Al Gore invented the internet, and I've been fucking her brains out ever since, and I still haven't busted my nut.
(http://www.ology.org/principia/chart.gif)
ON IT.
Title: Re: Wow! It only took 240 posts for this thread to degenerate into gay! Great jorb!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 23, 2010, 08:10:14 AM
Quote from: saturnine on September 23, 2010, 07:23:44 AM
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* Demographic info your age, where you live, etc

OHAI I'm Dan, 29, male, living in Middletown, CT. You may have noticed us for our college murders and exploding power plants! Nothing but excitement.

* Professional Info - your job, what you're studying (if in school), etc

Freelance music critic for the Advocate newspapers (http://hartfordadvocate.com/ (http://hartfordadvocate.com/)) and massage therapist.

* What you like to do in your free time
* What kind of topics / projects are you interested in?

Bi with a preference for females over males; Buddhist; freegan; poly; progressive; environmentalist; metalhead; arts fiend; critical thinker; computer nerd; gamer; change agent.

Dislikes: bad design, faulty rhetoric, being ignored, mediocrity, lack of passion, ginger, punk rocker/mosh pit smell, hipster elitism, white guilt, white invisibility, my parents, beef (the food AND grudges), reckless use of $10 words, crowded shopping centers, cookie-cutter lyrics, social boundaries that make certain topics off-limits (female rapists, good prostitutes, kids masturbating, whether there's truth in stereotypes, the possibility of the Beatles not being amazing, etc.).

Likes: Asia, drums & percussion, lazing about for hours after sex, ambition, the way my cat notices when I'm bummed, good design, good record production, erring on the side of saying "I love you" and hugging too often, chai, plot that ties up its loose ends by the end, words that you're not supposed to say, Dharma, you turning me on to the raddest band you've ever heard, $10 words, couples who choose not to have kids, little gifts that are more about the gesture than the gift itself, wit, chosen family, people with spines and opinions and willpower.

* How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?

I met her online in 1995 or 1996, just after Al Gore invented the internet, and I've been fucking her brains out ever since, and I still haven't busted my nut.
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ON IT.

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Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 24, 2010, 03:05:00 PM
Welcome Saturnine. :)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jenne on September 24, 2010, 04:05:21 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE
Welcome BACK Saturnine. 

FIXT.  And indeed, WB.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 25, 2010, 08:25:07 PM
Aha, whoops.  :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on September 28, 2010, 03:17:00 PM
+++SMUG levels increasing.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jenne on September 28, 2010, 04:12:41 PM
VOTE FOR LIAM, HE'S OUR MAN, IF HE CAN'T DO IT, NO ONE CAN!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 03:10:33 AM
So lets see you shirtless already!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Telarus on September 29, 2010, 04:59:08 AM
HOLYSHIT, You're Rev. Ignatious Dryroast(ed) Chaffinch?

The one who posted the weird voicemails to the early 23AE blog? I fucking loved that shit.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on September 29, 2010, 06:32:43 AM
Same one.  HFLS is awesome. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on September 29, 2010, 12:47:06 PM
Yeah that was news to me too!

I always used to confuse Dr. L John Heracy with Dr Jon Swabey.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: VRykV on September 29, 2010, 04:57:14 PM
Demographic:

Hi, I'm Ryk (or Daniel, or Rouge, or, as my parents call me, Riccardo), I'm 19 and now I'm living in Bologna, Italy (yeah, I'm italian, so I'm sorry for all the language mistakes I will surely make).

Professional Info:
Since a few days I'm studying Anthropology...

What you like to do in your free time:
What kind of topics / projects are you interested in:

Reading (fantasy, most of all - then, everything else, from Marquez to Bukowski), writing (both fiction and non-fiction things), watching old horror movies, playing RPG's, and travel when I can. And, sure, collecting weird/fortean stuff, thoughts and ideas. And as soon as I can I'd like to start learning Romanes language.

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?

I first heard about Eris from a writer. Then from another writer. Then I read some books, met some people, converted a little group of friends in my birthplace (Piacenza), did some messes with posters and stuff, and now I'm trying to get Her to Bologna too. And also to find out if other Discordians are there to put them together and conquer the city, at least. I mean, there is really a lot of people giving you flyers to save yourself or become a genius or something like that there, why shouldn't Discordia be represented too?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on September 29, 2010, 05:00:55 PM
Hell yeah! welcome aboard, ryk. What posters did you put up?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: VRykV on September 29, 2010, 05:14:33 PM
Nothing spectacular, some "Fake Missed Cat" things and some flyers... I saw very big Christian posters like "God knows you" or "God Loves You" at the walls near to my home, so I said to some friends, ehi, let's copy them, and we did it. And also some flyers in my school last year, I think teachers had a litte fun finding them between their documents...
Then, the next step should be actually writing something about Eris, but until I have something done that's not just the same stuff as always quoted and quoted and quoted again, that's just an idea.
Anyway, thank you...
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on September 30, 2010, 01:48:41 AM
Welcome, Ryk. I'm sure your stay will be pleasant.  :)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on September 30, 2010, 01:54:56 AM
Your written English is far better than most English second language learners I've read.  Welcome!  May your post count soar.

I hasten to mention this since you're from Italy:  I do not know how this started, but a long time ago people started calling each other 'spag', completely unaware of it's meaning in the outside world.  Around here it's a term of endearment, and has none of the racial connotations.  Just thought I should warn you ahead of time to prevent any hilarious/terrible misunderstandings.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 03:10:56 AM
A newbie who's newer than me! Haha!

Welcome Ryk! It appears people here already like you somewhat. That's quite an accomplishment in and of itself, I hope we'll see more of you throughout the forums! :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: VRykV on September 30, 2010, 12:51:51 PM
Nyx: thank you.

Sigmatic: thanks, and don't worry about the 'spag' thing. I'm not really that humourless nor patriotic (and anyway, according to my family's legends, I'm in part Sinti, so my roots are kind of a bloody mess).

Great Pope: thank you, and sure.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on September 30, 2010, 02:43:00 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 30, 2010, 01:54:56 AM
I hasten to mention this since you're from Italy:  I do not know how this started, but a long time ago people started calling each other 'spag', completely unaware of it's meaning in the outside world.  Around here it's a term of endearment, and has none of the racial connotations.  Just thought I should warn you ahead of time to prevent any hilarious/terrible misunderstandings.

good note, Sigmatic. I always forget that some spags hear that word differently.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on September 30, 2010, 02:45:51 PM
Only a spag would find being called a spag insulting.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 03:14:33 PM
Quote from: VRykV on September 29, 2010, 05:14:33 PM
Nothing spectacular, some "Fake Missed Cat" things and some flyers...

We should do one signed by I. Schroedinger...Cat May or May Not be Missing.  Potential Reward.  If observed, please contact I. Schrodinger.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 30, 2010, 04:46:26 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on September 30, 2010, 05:50:49 PM
Oh yes, that's too good.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: VRykV on September 30, 2010, 07:35:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 03:14:33 PM
Quote from: VRykV on September 29, 2010, 05:14:33 PM
Nothing spectacular, some "Fake Missed Cat" things and some flyers...

We should do one signed by I. Schroedinger...Cat May or May Not be Missing.  Potential Reward.  If observed, please contact I. Schrodinger.

Awesome.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Telarus on September 30, 2010, 08:21:56 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:45:15 PM
Quote from: VRykV on September 30, 2010, 07:35:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 03:14:33 PM
Quote from: VRykV on September 29, 2010, 05:14:33 PM
Nothing spectacular, some "Fake Missed Cat" things and some flyers...

We should do one signed by I. Schroedinger...Cat May or May Not be Missing.  Potential Reward.  If observed, please contact I. Schrodinger.

Awesome.

:lulz:

Also, I'm known as the Great Poo 'round here.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nast on October 01, 2010, 07:32:15 AM
(http://i858.photobucket.com/albums/ab147/InkPudding/Photo254.jpg)

Nast, sometimes goes by Ink Pudding

Age 18, Santa Barbara, California

Art student, semi-professional waif

I'm interested in cooking, plant life, naturalism, Japanese traditional arts and literature, and anything that is pretty, delightful, or droll. I enjoy walking, and imagining doing things more than actually doing them.

I found Eris while on the internet some day, but I don't remember how.  Eventually I found myself here and my life has been downhill ever since. I've never thought that I make a particularly good Discordian, but it's the only religion that suits me, as all the other ones aren't serious enough for my taste.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Psychonomaly on October 01, 2010, 02:28:39 PM
1. I live in NW Indiana, near South Bend.
2. I am unemployed full time, dirty, broke, beautiful, and free. 
3. I have DSPS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed_sleep_phase_syndrome).  Hail Eris.
4. Biting into apples tends to make my teeth bleed. 
5. I'm really a wolf disguised a human. 

(http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh65/Psychonomaly/P8240232.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 02:31:54 PM
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 01, 2010, 02:28:39 PM
1. I live in NW Indiana, near South Bend.

Everything NEAR South Bend is nothing but snake-handling religious faptards.  I'd feel bad for you, but...
 

Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 01, 2010, 02:28:39 PM
5. I'm really a wolf disguised a human. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 02:32:38 PM
This one knows too many memes already.  Probability of pop tard = 25% and climbing.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Disco Pickle on October 01, 2010, 02:34:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 02:32:38 PM
This one knows too many memes already.  Probability of pop tard = 25% and climbing.

yeah, the wolf thing made me  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on October 01, 2010, 02:35:40 PM
Nah, all seems good. Welcome Psychoanomaly.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on October 01, 2010, 02:36:24 PM
Just don't go staring deeply into anyone's eyes, ok?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 02:36:49 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 01, 2010, 02:35:40 PM
Nah, all seems good. Welcome Psychoanomaly.

Checked his website.  Unless pop tard has graduated to identity theft, wolfie is probably legit.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 02:37:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 01, 2010, 02:36:24 PM
Just don't go staring deeply into anyone's eyes, ok?

Probably not pop tard, but I think this is going to end in tears.

You know the rules.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on October 01, 2010, 02:38:19 PM
It's a suggestion...
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Psychonomaly on October 01, 2010, 02:38:33 PM
Is the wolf thing a meme thing?

This might clear things up a bit:  http://www.monstropedia.org/index.php?title=Therianthropy
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 02:38:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 01, 2010, 02:38:19 PM
It's a suggestion...

A RULE, CARVED IN BEDROCK.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 02:39:24 PM
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 01, 2010, 02:38:33 PM
Is the wolf thing a meme thing?

This might clear things up a bit:  http://www.monstropedia.org/index.php?title=Therianthropy

No, that just made things worse.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Disco Pickle on October 01, 2010, 02:40:55 PM
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 01, 2010, 02:38:33 PM
Is the wolf thing a meme thing?

This might clear things up a bit:  http://www.monstropedia.org/index.php?title=Therianthropy

oh, so you're a furry.

:vom:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on October 01, 2010, 02:41:24 PM
Welcome, Team Jacob!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on October 01, 2010, 02:41:40 PM
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 01, 2010, 02:38:33 PM
Is the wolf thing a meme thing?

This might clear things up a bit:  http://www.monstropedia.org/index.php?title=Therianthropy

To the former, kindof.  We had a former poster, Wolfpoet, who said, to much general mirth and mocking "want to have a spiritual experience, look deeply into the eyes of a wolf.  Worked for me."  Pretty much every poster since then with wolf in their name has been, uh, suboptimal, though I sincerely hope this is not the case here.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 02:42:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 01, 2010, 02:41:24 PM
Welcome, Team Jacob!

:spittake:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 02:43:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 01, 2010, 02:41:40 PM
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 01, 2010, 02:38:33 PM
Is the wolf thing a meme thing?

This might clear things up a bit:  http://www.monstropedia.org/index.php?title=Therianthropy

To the former, kindof.  We had a former poster, Wolfpoet, who said, to much general mirth and mocking "want to have a spiritual experience, look deeply into the eyes of a wolf.  Worked for me."  Pretty much every poster since then with wolf in their name has been, uh, suboptimal, though I sincerely hope this is not the case here.

IT'S ALL GOING TO END IN DOOM AND FAILURE, CAIN!  RIVERS OF SHIT AND A TIDAL WAVE OF FAIL! 

MARK MY WORDS, YE WRETCHES!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on October 01, 2010, 02:44:54 PM
Well, yes, the Prophecy is quite clear on how it all goes to hell.

Just not necessarily by whom.  I still have a spread on AKK, Wolfpoet, Xentor and Wade.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on October 01, 2010, 02:46:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 01, 2010, 02:44:54 PM
AKK, Wolfpoet, Xentor and Wade.

AKA the Four Pedestrians of the Failpocalypse.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 02:46:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 01, 2010, 02:44:54 PM
Well, yes, the Prophecy is quite clear on how it all goes to hell.

Just not necessarily by whom.  I still have a spread on AKK, Wolfpoet, Xentor and Wade.

THE HEATHEN MUST BE FLOGGED OUT OF SOCIETY!  THERE CAN BE NO EXCEPTIONS!

KNOW YE WELL THE SIGNS OF THE REAR END TIMES!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on October 01, 2010, 02:47:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 01, 2010, 02:44:54 PM
Well, yes, the Prophecy is quite clear on how it all goes to hell.

Just not necessarily by whom.  I still have a spread on AKK, Wolfpoet, Xentor and Wade.

I put five bucks on Trollaxe, just in case.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 02:48:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 01, 2010, 02:47:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 01, 2010, 02:44:54 PM
Well, yes, the Prophecy is quite clear on how it all goes to hell.

Just not necessarily by whom.  I still have a spread on AKK, Wolfpoet, Xentor and Wade.

I put five bucks on Trollaxe, just in case.

My money is on Hugh, if he ever gets out of the nuthouse.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on October 01, 2010, 02:48:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 02:39:24 PM
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 01, 2010, 02:38:33 PM
Is the wolf thing a meme thing?

This might clear things up a bit:  http://www.monstropedia.org/index.php?title=Therianthropy

No, that just made things worse.   :lulz:
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 01, 2010, 02:40:55 PM

oh, so you're a furry.

:vom:

I don't see how Therianthropy automatically means someone is a furry, unless the definition of furry changed recently.

That being said I shall echo the Mad Doktor with  :lulz:

Quote from: Cain on October 01, 2010, 02:41:40 PM

To the former, kindof.  We had a former poster, Wolfpoet, who said, to much general mirth and mocking "want to have a spiritual experience, look deeply into the eyes of a wolf.  Worked for me."  Pretty much every poster since then with wolf in their name has been, uh, suboptimal, though I sincerely hope this is not the case here.

I am so changing my name to Something-McWolfy-Something.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on October 01, 2010, 02:50:51 PM
It's best to combine a pseudo-mystical type of animal or spooky word, like "Ravenwolf" or "Shadow Wolf"


LMNO
-ChickadeeWolfBubbles.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on October 01, 2010, 02:52:01 PM
Ravenshadowwolf Wolfsoul Wolf
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 01, 2010, 02:57:17 PM
WolfdawgTigerWolfSalamander.


No scratch that.


AlgaeWolf the Lichenthrope.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on October 01, 2010, 02:59:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 01, 2010, 02:57:17 PM

AlgaeWolf the Lichenthrope.

:spit2:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on October 01, 2010, 03:03:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 01, 2010, 02:57:17 PM
AlgaeWolf the Lichenthrope.

:putin:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 01, 2010, 03:26:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 01, 2010, 03:03:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 01, 2010, 02:57:17 PM
AlgaeWolf the Lichenthrope.

:putin:

Out of curiosity, what's the appropriate use of this emote?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on October 01, 2010, 03:28:32 PM
I think it's normally used for puns.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 01, 2010, 03:31:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 01, 2010, 03:28:32 PM
I think it's normally used for puns.

Ah,  :D

It also makes it so that The Who gets stuck in my head.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on October 01, 2010, 03:33:31 PM
yeah.




I mean, YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 01, 2010, 03:39:11 PM
Quote from: Babes in Tongland on September 15, 2010, 10:53:01 PM
Quote from: Risus on September 15, 2010, 08:55:48 PM


Originally from the city or were you mountain people?

We're hill people.

No; I say I'm from Raleigh but really I'm from a small nowhere town near there. So...I am neither mountain people nor city people.

I went to high school in Graham, NC.  Did my first year of college at Elon.  Where 'bouts are you from?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Pope Morning Glory on October 01, 2010, 07:25:24 PM
Soooo.. hi everyone! I'm Pope Morning Glory, but you can call me PMG if that's your thing. Cramulus' five questions:

Demographic info your age, where you live, etc [Yes, we're counting all of these facts as one "thing"]
I'm currently in high school, I don't think I should tell strangers on the internet where I live, and I'm not sure what "etc" is so :P

Professional Info - your job, what you're studying (if in school), etc
I volunteer at the Humane Society and I'm learning to teach ESL so I can do classes at the community center.

What you like to do in your free time
Hang out with friends, draw, watch anime, sing along to Kimya Dawson.

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in?
I'm still figuring that out!

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?
I found her in my wallet, so I folded, spindled, and mutilated her.

Nice to meetcha!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 07:26:10 PM
*glares suspiciously*
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on October 01, 2010, 07:28:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 07:26:10 PM
*glares suspiciously*

Eventually it's going to be someone who has been lurking for 5 months and is going to try and prank us by pretending to be poop-tard.

Today is not that day. :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on October 01, 2010, 07:34:16 PM
Quote from: Pope Morning Glory on October 01, 2010, 07:25:24 PM
I volunteer at the Humane Society and I'm learning to teach ESL so I can do classes at the community center.

that's cool!

I have some friends that are really loving life because of their choice to teach ESL or EFL. It's especially great if you like to travel. You can get a job in nearly any non-english speaking country. One of my friends is living in South Korea right now- he loves it.

What books do you use to teach?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on October 01, 2010, 07:35:34 PM
Quote from: Pope Morning Glory on October 01, 2010, 07:25:24 PM
I'm not sure what "etc" is so :P

Great.  Another grammar nazi.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nast on October 01, 2010, 07:38:16 PM
Hello Pope Morning Glory. Morning glories are some of my favorite flowers. I don't care for pink ones though.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on October 01, 2010, 08:12:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 01, 2010, 07:35:34 PM
Quote from: Pope Morning Glory on October 01, 2010, 07:25:24 PM
I'm not sure what "etc" is so :P

Great.  Another grammar nazi.

Optimist. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Pope Morning Glory on October 01, 2010, 09:17:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 07:26:10 PM
*glares suspiciously*
:kiss:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Pope Morning Glory on October 01, 2010, 09:22:41 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 01, 2010, 07:34:16 PM
Quote from: Pope Morning Glory on October 01, 2010, 07:25:24 PM
I volunteer at the Humane Society and I'm learning to teach ESL so I can do classes at the community center.

that's cool!

I have some friends that are really loving life because of their choice to teach ESL or EFL. It's especially great if you like to travel. You can get a job in nearly any non-english speaking country. One of my friends is living in South Korea right now- he loves it.

What books do you use to teach?

I don't teach yet... I just started taking classes to learn to teach and I am hoping to get to teach community classes at Madison high school next Spring. We aren't using any books at all; it's a method for teaching mixed-level classes that encourages active participation. It's through Voz, the worker's rights advocacy group here. The program also offers certification for $400 but I'm not doing that.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Pope Morning Glory on October 01, 2010, 09:25:02 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 01, 2010, 07:38:16 PM
Hello Pope Morning Glory. Morning glories are some of my favorite flowers. I don't care for pink ones though.

I like the blue ones.
(http://www.wintertreegraphics.com/Design/Morning%20Glories%20Image.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:27:03 PM
Heavenly Blue. Can't you make L.S.D from the seeds?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 09:28:41 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:27:03 PM
Heavenly Blue. Can't you make L.S.D from the seeds?

High school kids don't MAKE drugs, they BUY them.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:31:12 PM
My bad. Over here it's all I can do to keep them out of my mushroom field.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 09:34:25 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:31:12 PM
My bad. Over here it's all I can do to keep them out of my mushroom field.

Okay, so they steal them, too.  My point remains the same.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:36:14 PM
Bloody kids!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 09:36:54 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:36:14 PM
Bloody kids!  :argh!:

When I was a kid, we KNEW the value of bad/poor quality drugs. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:39:14 PM
They do today, that's why they're after my Psilocybins! I'll have to get a spell from someone at T.C.C to make them all have bad trips!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 09:40:34 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:39:14 PM
They do today, that's why they're after my Psilocybins! I'll have to get a spell from someone at T.C.C to make them all have bad trips!

Or just grow some amanita or aconite in with the good stuff.

That will teach the little bastards.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:43:20 PM
I save any Ammonita for myself. That stuff's hard to beat. As for Aconite, anything with "Wolf" in it's name is too life changing.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Disco Pickle on October 01, 2010, 09:58:23 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:27:03 PM
Heavenly Blue. Can't you make L.S.D from the seeds?

not sure about this but you can trip.  but there's that little bit about the ones you can buy being poisonous cause of preservants.

you'd have to grow your own field from wild ones and eat the seeds in very large doses. 

not very practical IMO
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 10:02:35 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 01, 2010, 09:58:23 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:27:03 PM
Heavenly Blue. Can't you make L.S.D from the seeds?

not sure about this but you can trip.  but there's that little bit about the ones you can buy being poisonous cause of preservants.

you'd have to grow your own field from wild ones and eat the seeds in very large doses. 

not very practical IMO
I've got a recipe, somewhere, in the Anarchist's Cookbook. Step by step instructions. I could post it, but I'm not sure how legal it would be. (Don't want to get anyone in trouble)
It works out one good trip, for every 30g of Morning Glory seeds.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:04:04 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 10:02:35 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 01, 2010, 09:58:23 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:27:03 PM
Heavenly Blue. Can't you make L.S.D from the seeds?

not sure about this but you can trip.  but there's that little bit about the ones you can buy being poisonous cause of preservants.

you'd have to grow your own field from wild ones and eat the seeds in very large doses. 

not very practical IMO
I've got a recipe, somewhere, in the Anarchist's Cookbook. Step by step instructions. I could post it, but I'm not sure how legal it would be. (Don't want to get anyone in trouble)
It works out one good trip, for every 30g of Morning Glory seeds.

And some nice disassociation for the rest of your life, potentially.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Juana on October 01, 2010, 10:04:42 PM
You can't make LSD from morning glories, iirc. They are mildly hallucinogenic, though.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 02:31:54 PM
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 01, 2010, 02:28:39 PM
1. I live in NW Indiana, near South Bend.

Everything NEAR South Bend is nothing but snake-handling religious faptards.  I'd feel bad for you, but...
THIS. My grandparents are from there. Good god, they're crazy but the relatives in SB proper are even worse.



Also, welcome various new people. If you aren't Pop Tart, anyway.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on October 01, 2010, 10:05:08 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 10:02:35 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 01, 2010, 09:58:23 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:27:03 PM
Heavenly Blue. Can't you make L.S.D from the seeds?

not sure about this but you can trip.  but there's that little bit about the ones you can buy being poisonous cause of preservants.

you'd have to grow your own field from wild ones and eat the seeds in very large doses. 

not very practical IMO
I've got a recipe, somewhere, in the Anarchist's Cookbook. Step by step instructions. I could post it, but I'm not sure how legal it would be. (Don't want to get anyone in trouble)
It works out one good trip, for every 30g of Morning Glory seeds.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 10:05:35 PM
It's only Acid Dok, not like it's proper drugs!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:05:54 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 01, 2010, 10:05:08 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 10:02:35 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 01, 2010, 09:58:23 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:27:03 PM
Heavenly Blue. Can't you make L.S.D from the seeds?

not sure about this but you can trip.  but there's that little bit about the ones you can buy being poisonous cause of preservants.

you'd have to grow your own field from wild ones and eat the seeds in very large doses. 

not very practical IMO
I've got a recipe, somewhere, in the Anarchist's Cookbook. Step by step instructions. I could post it, but I'm not sure how legal it would be. (Don't want to get anyone in trouble)
It works out one good trip, for every 30g of Morning Glory seeds.

:lulz:

Shoosh.  Don't startle him.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:06:06 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 10:05:35 PM
It's only Acid Dok, not like it's proper drugs!

It's not acid.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Disco Pickle on October 01, 2010, 10:07:20 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 01, 2010, 10:05:08 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 10:02:35 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 01, 2010, 09:58:23 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:27:03 PM
Heavenly Blue. Can't you make L.S.D from the seeds?

not sure about this but you can trip.  but there's that little bit about the ones you can buy being poisonous cause of preservants.

you'd have to grow your own field from wild ones and eat the seeds in very large doses.  

not very practical IMO
I've got a recipe, somewhere, in the Anarchist's Cookbook. Step by step instructions. I could post it, but I'm not sure how legal it would be. (Don't want to get anyone in trouble)
It works out one good trip, for every 30g of Morning Glory seeds.

:lulz:

beat me to it.

what year was that one you have printed?  I used to have one from back in the [edit] 70'sish  don't remember the year..  lost to time but nothing of VALUE was lost.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 10:09:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:06:06 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 10:05:35 PM
It's only Acid Dok, not like it's proper drugs!

It's not acid.
You're a man of science Dok, how about I pm you the recipe, then we can test it out.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 10:09:45 PM
(2005)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:12:08 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 10:09:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:06:06 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 10:05:35 PM
It's only Acid Dok, not like it's proper drugs!

It's not acid.
You're a man of science Dok, how about I pm you the recipe, then we can test it out.

1.  We don't have morning glories here, and

2.  I am a clean-living man of science, and therefore stick strictly to cactus and to mixing lorazapam with whiskey.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 10:18:57 PM
I have a "Morning Glory" every morning!   :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:22:24 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 10:18:57 PM
I have a "Morning Glory" every morning!   :D

Is he a nice guy?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 10:27:52 PM
Don't know what euphmism you have stateside, (and I'm not sure I want to)  but here, a Morning Glory, is an erection. (Your own erection)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:28:30 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 10:27:52 PM
Don't know what euphmism you have stateside, (and I'm not sure I want to)  but here, a Morning Glory, is an erection. (Your own erection)

I was just wondering.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2010, 10:32:29 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:43:20 PM
I save any Ammonita for myself. That stuff's hard to beat. As for Aconite, anything with "Wolf" in it's name is too life changing.

Amanita Muscaria? Or one with less vomiting and temporary paralysis? Do you find it fun? If yes, fun in what way?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:35:16 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 10:32:29 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:43:20 PM
I save any Ammonita for myself. That stuff's hard to beat. As for Aconite, anything with "Wolf" in it's name is too life changing.

Amanita Muscaria? Or one with less vomiting and temporary paralysis? Do you find it fun? If yes, fun in what way?


Less death would be nice, too.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 10:37:17 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 10:32:29 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:43:20 PM
I save any Ammonita for myself. That stuff's hard to beat. As for Aconite, anything with "Wolf" in it's name is too life changing.
Amanita Muscaria? Or one with less vomiting and temporary paralysis? Do you find it fun? If yes, fun in what way?

Never had anything other than a slight nausea with Flycaps. I think the trick is to dry the fuckers out until they are all rubbery. I find the geometric hallucinations, and the 360 degree vision particularly fun. (And the "inwards" vision too)

edit: I have seen people have a good spew on them though, but never die. Or get paralysed.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 10:40:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:35:16 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 10:32:29 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:43:20 PM
I save any Ammonita for myself. That stuff's hard to beat. As for Aconite, anything with "Wolf" in it's name is too life changing.

Amanita Muscaria? Or one with less vomiting and temporary paralysis? Do you find it fun? If yes, fun in what way?


Less death would be nice, too.
The Death thing is hugely exaggerated. If not completely false.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2010, 10:42:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:35:16 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 10:32:29 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:43:20 PM
I save any Ammonita for myself. That stuff's hard to beat. As for Aconite, anything with "Wolf" in it's name is too life changing.

Amanita Muscaria? Or one with less vomiting and temporary paralysis? Do you find it fun? If yes, fun in what way?


Less death would be nice, too.

It's not one of the deadly species... if you eat enough of them without drying or blanching them first, they usually make you nauseous, but they won't kill you. Dried, they usually produce nausea and make you very sleepy, and you may find that your body goes into sleep paralysis even though you're awake.

I've never ever heard anyone describe them as "fun" before, though. They grow all over the damn place here, the size of a dinner plate. Good eating if you blanch them properly first, but that's a lot of work. It does have the added benefit of flushing out the maggots, though.

http://www.williamrubel.com/mushrooms/amanita-muscaria
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:48:02 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 10:42:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:35:16 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 10:32:29 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:43:20 PM
I save any Ammonita for myself. That stuff's hard to beat. As for Aconite, anything with "Wolf" in it's name is too life changing.

Amanita Muscaria? Or one with less vomiting and temporary paralysis? Do you find it fun? If yes, fun in what way?


Less death would be nice, too.

It's not one of the deadly species... if you eat enough of them without drying or blanching them first, they usually make you nauseous, but they won't kill you. Dried, they usually produce nausea and make you very sleepy, and you may find that your body goes into sleep paralysis even though you're awake.

I've never ever heard anyone describe them as "fun" before, though. They grow all over the damn place here, the size of a dinner plate. Good eating if you blanch them properly first, but that's a lot of work. It does have the added benefit of flushing out the maggots, though.

http://www.williamrubel.com/mushrooms/amanita-muscaria

I had thought they were deadly.  Heh.

I am a vast repository of incorrect facts.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 10:51:21 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 10:42:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:35:16 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 10:32:29 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:43:20 PM
I save any Ammonita for myself. That stuff's hard to beat. As for Aconite, anything with "Wolf" in it's name is too life changing.

Amanita Muscaria? Or one with less vomiting and temporary paralysis? Do you find it fun? If yes, fun in what way?


Less death would be nice, too.

It's not one of the deadly species... if you eat enough of them without drying or blanching them first, they usually make you nauseous, but they won't kill you. Dried, they usually produce nausea and make you very sleepy, and you may find that your body goes into sleep paralysis even though you're awake.

I've never ever heard anyone describe them as "fun" before, though. They grow all over the damn place here, the size of a dinner plate. Good eating if you blanch them properly first, but that's a lot of work. It does have the added benefit of flushing out the maggots, though.

http://www.williamrubel.com/mushrooms/amanita-muscaria
Interesting article. I never heard of anyone using them for the table before though. Here we just dry them out, and eat them raw, to trip out on. I know that in Scandinavia, they eat them raw, then piss in the snow to round up the Reindeer, who love it. This might be where the "Rudolf, the red nosed reindeer" thing has it's origins. Also the popular image of Santa, and his Reindeer flying through the sky.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2010, 11:49:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:48:02 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 10:42:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:35:16 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 10:32:29 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:43:20 PM
I save any Ammonita for myself. That stuff's hard to beat. As for Aconite, anything with "Wolf" in it's name is too life changing.

Amanita Muscaria? Or one with less vomiting and temporary paralysis? Do you find it fun? If yes, fun in what way?


Less death would be nice, too.

It's not one of the deadly species... if you eat enough of them without drying or blanching them first, they usually make you nauseous, but they won't kill you. Dried, they usually produce nausea and make you very sleepy, and you may find that your body goes into sleep paralysis even though you're awake.

I've never ever heard anyone describe them as "fun" before, though. They grow all over the damn place here, the size of a dinner plate. Good eating if you blanch them properly first, but that's a lot of work. It does have the added benefit of flushing out the maggots, though.

http://www.williamrubel.com/mushrooms/amanita-muscaria

I had thought they were deadly.  Heh.

I am a vast repository of incorrect facts.

:lulz:  You and I, we are a perfect team!

That is a very popular incorrect fact, actually. I'm not sure where it came from... possibly from The Man, as a plot to Keep Us Down?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 02, 2010, 12:36:25 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 11:49:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:48:02 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 10:42:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:35:16 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 10:32:29 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:43:20 PM
I save any Ammonita for myself. That stuff's hard to beat. As for Aconite, anything with "Wolf" in it's name is too life changing.

Amanita Muscaria? Or one with less vomiting and temporary paralysis? Do you find it fun? If yes, fun in what way?


Less death would be nice, too.

It's not one of the deadly species... if you eat enough of them without drying or blanching them first, they usually make you nauseous, but they won't kill you. Dried, they usually produce nausea and make you very sleepy, and you may find that your body goes into sleep paralysis even though you're awake.

I've never ever heard anyone describe them as "fun" before, though. They grow all over the damn place here, the size of a dinner plate. Good eating if you blanch them properly first, but that's a lot of work. It does have the added benefit of flushing out the maggots, though.

http://www.williamrubel.com/mushrooms/amanita-muscaria

I had thought they were deadly.  Heh.

I am a vast repository of incorrect facts.

:lulz:  You and I, we are a perfect team!

That is a very popular incorrect fact, actually. I'm not sure where it came from... possibly from The Man, as a plot to Keep Us Down?


Which one is Hardy?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on October 02, 2010, 12:44:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 01, 2010, 03:26:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 01, 2010, 03:03:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 01, 2010, 02:57:17 PM
AlgaeWolf the Lichenthrope.

:putin:

Out of curiosity, what's the appropriate use of this emote?


Use it sparingly however.  It loses it's punch when you go putin it in every post.


:putin:


Yeah, fuck you, you should've seen that fucker russian towards your face!



:putin:

Oh fucK!  Did you fucking see that?  I did it again!  Mutually Assured Punstruction!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on October 02, 2010, 12:47:37 AM
Incidentally, did anyone hear about how Putin recently promoted a former chef to the Defense Ministry?

Yeah, he's been put in charge of the Miso Defense System.


:putin:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on October 02, 2010, 12:49:23 AM
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/2000YardStare.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 02, 2010, 01:00:42 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 02, 2010, 12:47:37 AM
Incidentally, did anyone hear about how Putin recently promoted a former chef to the Defense Ministry?

Yeah, he's been put in charge of the Miso Defense System.


:putin:

You'll pay for that.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 02, 2010, 01:18:24 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 02, 2010, 12:47:37 AM
Incidentally, did anyone hear about how Putin recently promoted a former chef to the Defense Ministry?

Yeah, he's been put in charge of the Miso Defense System.


:putin:

Sometimes I hate you.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Telarus on October 02, 2010, 01:33:47 AM
The thing with Amanita Muscaria (especially here in the NW), is that there are multiple sub-species that have look-alikes which will accidentally your whole liver or other organs. Death usually takes _days_, accompanied by massive vomiting and diarrhea. They're easier to tell apart when fresh, but after they've been dried they're really similar.


Amanita Muscaria Var. Formosa (Shaman's/Beserker's Mushroom, local Oregon variant species):

(http://wpcontent.answcdn.com/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b6/Amanita_muscaria_var._formosa_sensu_Thiers.jpg/220px-Amanita_muscaria_var._formosa_sensu_Thiers.jpg)

Amanita Pantheria (much more muscimol and ibotenic acid than A. Muscaria. WILL fuck your liver and probably require hospitalization)

(http://www.altogallego.com/setas/CBurgos/Amanita%20pantherina.jpg)



Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Disco Pickle on October 02, 2010, 03:29:25 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 02, 2010, 12:47:37 AM
Incidentally, did anyone hear about how Putin recently promoted a former chef to the Defense Ministry?

Yeah, he's been put in charge of the Miso Defense System.


:putin:

I am in awe of your powers RWHN..

reading your posts on this board is the most pun I've ever had in my life.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on October 02, 2010, 03:31:48 AM
I'm like Jesus.

Except Dry and Corny. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on October 02, 2010, 03:37:16 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 02, 2010, 03:31:48 AM
I'm like Jesus.

Except Dry and Corny. 

So Jesux?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on October 02, 2010, 03:41:56 AM
wha? 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on October 02, 2010, 03:43:20 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 02, 2010, 03:41:56 AM
wha? 

Jesus + Crispex
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on October 02, 2010, 03:47:48 AM
Well, Christix probably would work better.  But even then, it's a bit of a stretch. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on October 02, 2010, 03:52:43 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 02, 2010, 03:47:48 AM
Well, Christix probably would work better.  But even then, it's a bit of a stretch. 
I know. Best I could come up with my current state of impairment.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Brotep on October 02, 2010, 03:32:45 PM
JehovahCrisp has a nice ring to it. It's vengefully delicious.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on October 02, 2010, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: Aleister Growly on October 02, 2010, 03:32:45 PM
JehovahCrisp has a nice ring to it. It's vengefully delicious.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 02, 2010, 08:18:07 PM
Quote from: Telarus on October 02, 2010, 01:33:47 AM
The thing with Amanita Muscaria (especially here in the NW), is that there are multiple sub-species that have look-alikes which will accidentally your whole liver or other organs. Death usually takes _days_, accompanied by massive vomiting and diarrhea. They're easier to tell apart when fresh, but after they've been dried they're really similar.


Amanita Muscaria Var. Formosa (Shaman's/Beserker's Mushroom, local Oregon variant species):

(http://wpcontent.answcdn.com/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b6/Amanita_muscaria_var._formosa_sensu_Thiers.jpg/220px-Amanita_muscaria_var._formosa_sensu_Thiers.jpg)

Amanita Pantheria (much more muscimol and ibotenic acid than A. Muscaria. WILL fuck your liver and probably require hospitalization)

(http://www.altogallego.com/setas/CBurgos/Amanita%20pantherina.jpg)





The yellow variant of A. Muscaria is just a color variant. It still won't kill you, even though it's yellow.

A. Pantherina looks very distinctly different.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on October 05, 2010, 12:00:11 AM
Boy, it's a good thing Dok hasn't swiped my computer!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !  ASK ME ANYTHING!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on October 05, 2010, 12:04:29 AM
I CONTROL THE VERTICLE!  I CONTROL THE HORIZONTAL!

DO NOT ADJUST YOUR COMPUTER.  YOU ARE THE FUXXORED!


MUHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 05, 2010, 12:06:06 AM
have you been at dok's cactus?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on October 05, 2010, 12:06:56 AM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on October 05, 2010, 12:06:06 AM
have you been at dok's cactus?

NO.  CACTUS IS BAD FOR NURSES, AND YOU SHOULD GIVE ANY THAT YOU HAVE TO DOK.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on October 05, 2010, 12:09:26 AM
Dok never shares his cactus. And he has in fact taken control of my computer. I had to wrastle it away from him, and hit him with The Meathammah. Oh hang, on, he's trying to tsake it back. You lot may not hear from me for a whlek, BUT I WILL PREVAIL@1
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 05, 2010, 12:11:34 AM
Oh dear!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on October 05, 2010, 02:42:10 AM
FIGHT THE POWER, DOK!

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 05, 2010, 03:12:34 AM
Don't you see Nursey, it's not the computer he wants, it's MOAR HAMMAH!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 05, 2010, 03:13:29 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 05, 2010, 03:12:34 AM
Don't you see Nursey, it's not the computer he wants, it's MOAR HAMMAH!

You're damn skippy. 

Dok,
All stupid and confused.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 05, 2010, 03:16:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 05, 2010, 03:13:29 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 05, 2010, 03:12:34 AM
Don't you see Nursey, it's not the computer he wants, it's MOAR HAMMAH!

You're damn skippy. 

Dok,
All stupid and confused.
Science Dok, do a science!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 05, 2010, 04:54:29 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 01, 2010, 02:35:40 PM
Nah, all seems good. Welcome Psychoanomaly.
I'd better kill him anyways. Never can be too careful.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 05, 2010, 05:04:05 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 05, 2010, 04:54:29 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 01, 2010, 02:35:40 PM
Nah, all seems good. Welcome Psychoanomaly.
I'd better kill him anyways. Never can be too careful. killy.
Fixt.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: slothrop23 on October 09, 2010, 09:13:57 PM
Good evening.  I'm slothrop. i have been a member of pd for ages but haven't posted in a long time.  This is mainly due to the fact that i was very drunk very often and abused the boards and some of its member and hospitality.  I feel awful about this, no excuses.  I have however changed somewhat but I'm probably still an idiot, but not an ass. 

(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r182/slothrop23/32549_10150207806840363_886070362_12962318_4061344_n.jpg)

here is a picture of me.   

having been away from the boards for a long time, its really good to see lots of users and some really interesting posts.  My learning has been stunted of late and i hope to find some good reading and lurk, as I'm not really clever enough to add anything much.  anyway, thanks and hope to speak to some of you soon
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 09, 2010, 10:40:52 PM
Quote from: slothrop23 on October 09, 2010, 09:13:57 PM
Good evening.  I'm slothrop. i have been a member of pd for ages but haven't posted in a long time.  This is mainly due to the fact that i was very drunk very often and abused the boards and some of its member and hospitality.  I feel awful about this, no excuses.  I have however changed somewhat but I'm probably still an idiot, but not an ass.  

(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r182/slothrop23/32549_10150207806840363_886070362_12962318_4061344_n.jpg)

here is a picture of me.  

having been away from the boards for a long time, its really good to see lots of users and some really interesting posts.  My learning has been stunted of late and i hope to find some good reading and lurk, as I'm not really clever enough to add anything much.  anyway, thanks and hope to speak to some of you soon
Well, as long as you're sure you're not going to suddenly get drunk, and start abusing stuff/people left right and centre. This is a Peaceful Haven of Tranquility and Quiet Contemplation™, and we don't want drunken troublemakers coming in with their cans of Tennants Super, or kicking up a stink with their "Wind Turbines" and other hippy nonsense. At least you don't have a "Wolf" name.  I was going to say "Welcome", but seeing as how you've been a member since 93, It wouldn't feel right.

Also, why the four year break? Was what you posted so terrible?  It's OK if you feel unable to answer this,  (I'll check for myself in a minute, anyway) Also, if you've just got out of some awful institution somewhere, then please forget I said anything about the four years break, OK? It doesn't really matter. As far as I'm concerned, your debt to society is paid, clean slate and all that. Onwards and upwards eh?  :D

edit: West Ham?   :fap:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: slothrop23 on October 10, 2010, 12:18:05 AM
Hi Badbeast.  The site does seem a lot more chilled out, good stuff is happening.   The 4 year break was just to sort myself out, i wasnt who i wanted to be and that showed in various ways.  as to what i wrote im not sure and i dont want to look really, but it must have been idiotic or i would have come back.  no institution glad to say, it wasnt that bad, just me.  and unfortunately yes, west ham. you?
Thanks for the welcome too, much appreciated. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 10, 2010, 07:10:45 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Liam Stoat on October 10, 2010, 01:03:50 PM
Gosh, if anyone would like to enjoy some quite serious tummy cramps and a bout of spectacular projectile pukeing, then yes morning glory seeds / extract thereof are ace.

I think I'll stick to snorting nutmeg and smoking banana peels thank you very much.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Salty on October 10, 2010, 08:28:55 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Liam Stoat on October 10, 2010, 01:03:50 PM
QuoteThe one who posted the weird voicemails to the early 23AE blog? I fucking loved that shit.

I ran up SUCH a phone bill in the office doing those that they disabled international calling. I blamed a temp. I'll have to listen to those one day to have a giggle at my younger self being an arse :D I'd love to remember how they went, but that was during one of my year long benders.

Gosh, if anyone would like to enjoy some quite serious tummy cramps and a bout of spectacular projectile pukeing, then yes morning glory seeds / extract thereof are ace. As for the hallucinegenic effect of those aminita shrooms, your better off smoking a joint or spinning round and round on an office chair for all the psychoactive effects you are likely to get. Feeling the blood cut off in your extremities is kind of a trip, but other than that, nada. I'd go with Doks 'incorrect' fact as being truth there, as the effects from them that the group of testers experienced, was very similar to a mild poisoning, while the control group on the psilocybe liberty caps were tripping their fucking heads right off.





Also good for making decisions you're 169% sure to regret. Oh god, four hours of puking and losing consciousness intermittently followed by six months of losing my shit for no reason except those FUCKING seeds. Fuck them. In the ass.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 10, 2010, 09:22:32 PM
Quote from: Alty on October 10, 2010, 08:28:55 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Liam Stoat on October 10, 2010, 01:03:50 PM
QuoteThe one who posted the weird voicemails to the early 23AE blog? I fucking loved that shit.

I ran up SUCH a phone bill in the office doing those that they disabled international calling. I blamed a temp. I'll have to listen to those one day to have a giggle at my younger self being an arse :D I'd love to remember how they went, but that was during one of my year long benders.

Gosh, if anyone would like to enjoy some quite serious tummy cramps and a bout of spectacular projectile pukeing, then yes morning glory seeds / extract thereof are ace. As for the hallucinegenic effect of those aminita shrooms, your better off smoking a joint or spinning round and round on an office chair for all the psychoactive effects you are likely to get. Feeling the blood cut off in your extremities is kind of a trip, but other than that, nada. I'd go with Doks 'incorrect' fact as being truth there, as the effects from them that the group of testers experienced, was very similar to a mild poisoning, while the control group on the psilocybe liberty caps were tripping their fucking heads right off.





Also good for making decisions you're 169% sure to regret. Oh god, four hours of puking and losing consciousness intermittently followed by six months of losing my shit for no reason except those FUCKING seeds. Fuck them. In the ass.
Oh blame the seeds! Everyone blames the seeds! 
And the Ammonitas I've taken are as trippy as Psils.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Salty on October 10, 2010, 10:53:51 PM
I blame my evolutionary anscestors for not anticipating my desire to eat them and thus failing to develop a proper tolerance for me.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 10, 2010, 10:58:41 PM
Why would you want to eat your evolutionary ancestors? That would cause some freaky paradox, ending up in you never being born!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Labby Rinth on October 11, 2010, 08:48:55 PM
cxc,rm, tr. yxq oxbw ir.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 08:51:11 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinth on October 11, 2010, 08:48:55 PM
cxc,rm, tr. yxq oxbw ir.

Looks like a bot.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on October 11, 2010, 09:10:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 08:51:11 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinth on October 11, 2010, 08:48:55 PM
cxc,rm, tr. yxq oxbw ir.

Looks like a bot.

Wait, wasn't Kai talking about some language that looked like this?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Labby Rinth on October 11, 2010, 09:18:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 08:51:11 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinth on October 11, 2010, 08:48:55 PM
cxc,rm, tr. yxq oxbw ir.

Looks like a bot.

umxt,ny hxxqznt l hmnr; u,b
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 09:22:08 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 11, 2010, 09:10:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 08:51:11 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinth on October 11, 2010, 08:48:55 PM
cxc,rm, tr. yxq oxbw ir.

Looks like a bot.

Wait, wasn't Kai talking about some language that looked like this?

Don't know.  But this is stupid as fuck, no matter how clever it makes labby rinth feel.

In other news, I can't take a nap because people keep knocking on my office door.  I had thought that the sign I put on the outside ("PISS OFF") would prevent that, but apparently not.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cuddlefish on October 11, 2010, 09:35:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 03:14:33 PM
Quote from: VRykV on September 29, 2010, 05:14:33 PM
Nothing spectacular, some "Fake Missed Cat" things and some flyers...

We should do one signed by I. Schroedinger...Cat May or May Not be Missing.  Potential Reward.  If observed, please contact I. Schrodinger.

:lulz: :lulz: Fucking brilliant!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on October 11, 2010, 09:37:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 09:22:08 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 11, 2010, 09:10:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 08:51:11 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinth on October 11, 2010, 08:48:55 PM
cxc,rm, tr. yxq oxbw ir.

Looks like a bot.

Wait, wasn't Kai talking about some language that looked like this?

Don't know.  But this is stupid as fuck, no matter how clever it makes labby rinth feel.

In other news, I can't take a nap because people keep knocking on my office door.  I had thought that the sign I put on the outside ("PISS OFF") would prevent that, but apparently not.

Fuck. :(

You should put up a sign that says "WARNING: This door oozes an e. bola virus while this sign is in place. For your safety, do not disturb".
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 09:38:27 PM
I still think this labby person is a tool, if not pop tart.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on October 11, 2010, 09:39:47 PM
Probably.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 09:40:31 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 11, 2010, 09:39:47 PM
Probably.

I'll track the IP tonight.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cuddlefish on October 11, 2010, 10:00:50 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on October 11, 2010, 09:35:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 03:14:33 PM
Quote from: VRykV on September 29, 2010, 05:14:33 PM
Nothing spectacular, some "Fake Missed Cat" things and some flyers...

We should do one signed by I. Schroedinger...Cat May or May Not be Missing.  Potential Reward.  If observed, please contact I. Schrodinger.

:lulz: :lulz: Fucking brilliant!

F'r srs, Dok. I'm stealing this. "Cat may or may not be missing. If observed..." Fucking lol.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 10:01:13 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on October 11, 2010, 10:00:50 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on October 11, 2010, 09:35:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 03:14:33 PM
Quote from: VRykV on September 29, 2010, 05:14:33 PM
Nothing spectacular, some "Fake Missed Cat" things and some flyers...

We should do one signed by I. Schroedinger...Cat May or May Not be Missing.  Potential Reward.  If observed, please contact I. Schrodinger.

:lulz: :lulz: Fucking brilliant!

F'r srs, Dok. I'm stealing this. "Cat may or may not be missing. If observed..." Fucking lol.

GO TO IT.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 10:02:01 PM
Matter of fact, if you make a PDF, post a copy.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cuddlefish on October 11, 2010, 10:05:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 10:02:01 PM
Matter of fact, if you make a PDF, post a copy.

Will do... I should be able to get around to making it sometime this week, assuming I can keep up on my reading for school. Lit/History major=very little time for anything but reading...
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on October 11, 2010, 10:09:01 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinthcxc,rm, tr. yxq oxbw ir.

According to google, this is just computer type jargon. Gibberish.

So yeah, probably just a troll, if it isn't pop tart.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 10:10:40 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 11, 2010, 10:09:01 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinthcxc,rm, tr. yxq oxbw ir.

According to google, this is just computer type jargon. Gibberish.

So yeah, probably just a troll, if it isn't pop tart.

Yeah, I'm gonna resolve the IP, and deal with it later.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Labby Rinth on October 11, 2010, 11:11:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 10:10:40 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 11, 2010, 10:09:01 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinthcxc,rm, tr. yxq oxbw ir.

According to google, this is just computer type jargon. Gibberish.

So yeah, probably just a troll, if it isn't pop tart.

Yeah, I'm gonna resolve the IP, and deal with it later.

yxl, kn r yzhq wn, ;n cwr.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 11, 2010, 11:14:12 PM
This is my quarterly reminder that I hate all fucking n00bs.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 11:24:42 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinth on October 11, 2010, 11:11:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 10:10:40 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 11, 2010, 10:09:01 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinthcxc,rm, tr. yxq oxbw ir.

According to google, this is just computer type jargon. Gibberish.

So yeah, probably just a troll, if it isn't pop tart.

Yeah, I'm gonna resolve the IP, and deal with it later.

yxl, kn r yzhq wn, ;n cwr.

Heh.  No more posting til I figure out if you're pop tart or not.  It's going to be about 2 hours.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on October 12, 2010, 12:58:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 11:24:42 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinth on October 11, 2010, 11:11:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 10:10:40 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 11, 2010, 10:09:01 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinthcxc,rm, tr. yxq oxbw ir.

According to google, this is just computer type jargon. Gibberish.

So yeah, probably just a troll, if it isn't pop tart.

Yeah, I'm gonna resolve the IP, and deal with it later.

yxl, kn r yzhq wn, ;n cwr.

Heh.  No more posting til I figure out if you're pop tart or not.  It's going to be about 2 hours.

Well? I am dying of the suspense!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:03:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 12, 2010, 12:58:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 11:24:42 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinth on October 11, 2010, 11:11:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 10:10:40 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 11, 2010, 10:09:01 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinthcxc,rm, tr. yxq oxbw ir.

According to google, this is just computer type jargon. Gibberish.

So yeah, probably just a troll, if it isn't pop tart.

Yeah, I'm gonna resolve the IP, and deal with it later.

yxl, kn r yzhq wn, ;n cwr.

Heh.  No more posting til I figure out if you're pop tart or not.  It's going to be about 2 hours.

Well? I am dying of the suspense!

Could be legit.  I'm going to lift the ban and see if he can post intelligently.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on October 12, 2010, 01:06:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:03:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 12, 2010, 12:58:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 11:24:42 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinth on October 11, 2010, 11:11:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 10:10:40 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 11, 2010, 10:09:01 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinthcxc,rm, tr. yxq oxbw ir.

According to google, this is just computer type jargon. Gibberish.

So yeah, probably just a troll, if it isn't pop tart.

Yeah, I'm gonna resolve the IP, and deal with it later.

yxl, kn r yzhq wn, ;n cwr.

Heh.  No more posting til I figure out if you're pop tart or not.  It's going to be about 2 hours.

Well? I am dying of the suspense!

Could be legit.  I'm going to lift the ban and see if he can post intelligently.

I see we're a gambling man today

I'll bet a consequence of some sort that he can't.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:06:39 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 12, 2010, 01:06:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:03:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 12, 2010, 12:58:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 11:24:42 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinth on October 11, 2010, 11:11:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 10:10:40 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 11, 2010, 10:09:01 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinthcxc,rm, tr. yxq oxbw ir.

According to google, this is just computer type jargon. Gibberish.

So yeah, probably just a troll, if it isn't pop tart.

Yeah, I'm gonna resolve the IP, and deal with it later.

yxl, kn r yzhq wn, ;n cwr.

Heh.  No more posting til I figure out if you're pop tart or not.  It's going to be about 2 hours.

Well? I am dying of the suspense!

Could be legit.  I'm going to lift the ban and see if he can post intelligently.

I see we're a gambling man today.

I bet you he can't.

I'll bet you're right.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on October 12, 2010, 01:09:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:06:39 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 12, 2010, 01:06:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:03:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 12, 2010, 12:58:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 11:24:42 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinth on October 11, 2010, 11:11:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 10:10:40 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 11, 2010, 10:09:01 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinthcxc,rm, tr. yxq oxbw ir.

According to google, this is just computer type jargon. Gibberish.

So yeah, probably just a troll, if it isn't pop tart.

Yeah, I'm gonna resolve the IP, and deal with it later.

yxl, kn r yzhq wn, ;n cwr.

Heh.  No more posting til I figure out if you're pop tart or not.  It's going to be about 2 hours.

Well? I am dying of the suspense!

Could be legit.  I'm going to lift the ban and see if he can post intelligently.

I see we're a gambling man today.

I bet you he can't.

I'll bet you're right.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Disco Pickle on October 12, 2010, 01:11:17 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 11, 2010, 11:14:12 PM
This is my quarterly reminder that I hate all fucking n00bs.

what's the threshold on n00bism?  

other than the occasional back and forth with Howl, which I'm quickly learning to avoid by doing-moar-research before I press post, I like to think I've passed out of the n00b womb in just a few months.

this could be, of course, 169% hopelessly optimistic.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:14:23 AM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 01:11:17 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 11, 2010, 11:14:12 PM
This is my quarterly reminder that I hate all fucking n00bs.

what's the threshold on n00bism?  

other than the occasional back and forth with Howl, which I'm quickly learning to avoid by doing-moar-research before I press post, I like to think I've passed out of the n00b womb in just a few months.

this could be, of course, 169% hopelessly optimistic.



You're not a noob anymore.

I still hate you, though, like you were a Frankenstein cross between Taylor Swift & Miley Cyrus.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Labby Rinth on October 12, 2010, 01:17:58 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 11, 2010, 10:09:01 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinthcxc,rm, tr. yxq oxbw ir.

According to google, this is just computer type jargon. Gibberish.

So yeah, probably just a troll, if it isn't pop tart.

cxc,rm, crmrlxzr  
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:25:03 AM
Quote from: Labby Rinth on October 12, 2010, 01:17:58 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 11, 2010, 10:09:01 PM
Quote from: Labby Rinthcxc,rm, tr. yxq oxbw ir.

According to google, this is just computer type jargon. Gibberish.

So yeah, probably just a troll, if it isn't pop tart.

cxc,rm, crmrlxzr  

Oki doke.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Disco Pickle on October 12, 2010, 01:26:09 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:14:23 AM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 01:11:17 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 11, 2010, 11:14:12 PM
This is my quarterly reminder that I hate all fucking n00bs.

what's the threshold on n00bism?  

other than the occasional back and forth with Howl, which I'm quickly learning to avoid by doing-moar-research before I press post, I like to think I've passed out of the n00b womb in just a few months.

this could be, of course, 169% hopelessly optimistic.



You're not a noob anymore.

I still hate you, though, like you were a Frankenstein cross between Taylor Swift & Miley Cyrus.

I get the best of both worlds..  I can be a shitty country singer, AND the daughter of a shitty country singer.  (anticipating hate from the one or two country music fans on this forum..  but not caring AT ALL)

and there's some comfort in knowing that, no matter how much I may be hated, there will always be assholes like the one posting above me that will be hated more.  

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:28:03 AM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 01:26:09 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:14:23 AM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 01:11:17 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 11, 2010, 11:14:12 PM
This is my quarterly reminder that I hate all fucking n00bs.

what's the threshold on n00bism?  

other than the occasional back and forth with Howl, which I'm quickly learning to avoid by doing-moar-research before I press post, I like to think I've passed out of the n00b womb in just a few months.

this could be, of course, 169% hopelessly optimistic.



You're not a noob anymore.

I still hate you, though, like you were a Frankenstein cross between Taylor Swift & Miley Cyrus.

I get the best of both worlds..  I can be a shitty country singer, AND the daughter of a shitty country singer.  (anticipating hate from the one or two country music fans on this forum..  but not caring AT ALL)

and there's some comfort in knowing that, no matter how much I may be hated, there will always be assholes like the one posting above me that will be hated more.  



Well, not in his particular case.   :lulz:

Looks like Pop Tart found a California IP. 

And no country fan would hate on you for hating on those two.  That shit isn't country, it's what happens when Disney eats Nashville.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 12, 2010, 01:38:05 AM
Really? I was going to bet that Labby Rinth came from Wales.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:38:55 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 12, 2010, 01:38:05 AM
Really? I was going to bet that Labby Rinth came from Wales.

Why?  Because he has no vowels?   :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Disco Pickle on October 12, 2010, 01:39:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:28:03 AM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 01:26:09 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:14:23 AM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 01:11:17 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 11, 2010, 11:14:12 PM
This is my quarterly reminder that I hate all fucking n00bs.

what's the threshold on n00bism?  

other than the occasional back and forth with Howl, which I'm quickly learning to avoid by doing-moar-research before I press post, I like to think I've passed out of the n00b womb in just a few months.

this could be, of course, 169% hopelessly optimistic.



You're not a noob anymore.

I still hate you, though, like you were a Frankenstein cross between Taylor Swift & Miley Cyrus.

I get the best of both worlds..  I can be a shitty country singer, AND the daughter of a shitty country singer.  (anticipating hate from the one or two country music fans on this forum..  but not caring AT ALL)

and there's some comfort in knowing that, no matter how much I may be hated, there will always be assholes like the one posting above me that will be hated more.  



Well, not in his particular case.   :lulz:

Looks like Pop Tart found a California IP. 

And no country fan would hate on you for hating on those two.  That shit isn't country, it's what happens when Disney eats Nashville.

I think of Disney as the Tetsuo Shima of the United States..

eventually attempting to absorbing everything will lead to it's downfall.

hopefully this will lead to Marvel Comics eventual independence again.

I probably just let a geek flag or two fly in those last sentences.  
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:41:27 AM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 01:39:25 AM

I think of Disney as the Tetsuo Shima of the United States..

Great.  What'sa Tetsuo Shima?


Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 01:39:25 AM
hopefully this will lead to Marvel Comics eventual independence again.


They just started X-Men with vampires.  No shit.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 12, 2010, 01:49:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:38:55 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 12, 2010, 01:38:05 AM
Really? I was going to bet that Labby Rinth came from Wales.

Why?  Because he has no vowels?   :lulz:
Yes. And way too many C's

Quote
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 01:39:25 AM
hopefully this will lead to Marvel Comics eventual independence again.


They just started X-Men with vampires.  No shit.   :lulz:
Meh. They've done it before.


(http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/4/30659-4249-34113-1-what-if-_super.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:50:55 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 12, 2010, 01:49:53 AM
Meh. They've done it before.


(http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/4/30659-4249-34113-1-what-if-_super.jpg)

No.

The other kind of vampire.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Disco Pickle on October 12, 2010, 01:57:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:50:55 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 12, 2010, 01:49:53 AM
Meh. They've done it before.


(http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/4/30659-4249-34113-1-what-if-_super.jpg)

No.

The other kind of vampire.

not the sparkly kind

please god.  say it isn't so.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Disco Pickle on October 12, 2010, 01:58:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:41:27 AM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 01:39:25 AM

I think of Disney as the Tetsuo Shima of the United States..

Great.  What'sa Tetsuo Shima?



It's an Akira thing

may have missed you completely.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Placid Dingo on October 12, 2010, 12:17:26 PM
Typical American, always hating on...

                                    KANADAAAAAAAAAA!!!
                                                   \
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DMuea_9zGIg/0.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 12, 2010, 04:06:56 PM
::slap::
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 12, 2010, 11:12:05 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 11:04:29 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 12, 2010, 09:14:00 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 09:13:01 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 12, 2010, 09:11:23 PM
This one is boring.

Do you only have sex doggy style?

No, but your knowledge of it speaks volumes about you

Really? Please explain.

I think he's expressing his envy over the fact that you've had sex.
I think he's had plenty of sex. Just never with anyone else present.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on October 12, 2010, 11:14:03 PM
thread split: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26894.0
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 12, 2010, 11:14:28 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 12, 2010, 11:14:03 PM
thread split: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26894.0

:mittens:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 12, 2010, 11:17:34 PM
Ulfbutt, you are so boring it makes me not want to put effort into antagonizing you.

So boring I got a tapeworm and named it after you because at least that was more interesting.

Your insipid lame-ass comebacks are not worth the pixels used to display them.

Your complete lack of worthwhile content and retarded values indicates a pea-brained, misguided, and unintrospective existence.

Perhaps it is an effort to "get back" at us for slaking our insatiable lust upon your weaksauce forum, with its completely assprone fuckstock?

If so, please put away your tiny e-penis and get in line. There are many, many others who have a much more legitimate claim to try and troll us, and all of them can provide better, more satisfying hate.

Your hate-fu is weak.

Where oh where have all the good trolls gone?

Rendered irrelevent due to thread split. :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 12, 2010, 11:34:21 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 12, 2010, 11:17:34 PM
Ulfbutt, you are so boring it makes me not want to put effort into antagonizing you.

So boring I got a tapeworm and named it after you because at least that was more interesting.

Your insipid lame-ass comebacks are not worth the pixels used to display them.

Your complete lack of worthwhile content and retarded values indicates a pea-brained, misguided, and unintrospective existence.

Perhaps it is an effort to "get back" at us for slaking our insatiable lust upon your weaksauce forum, with its completely assprone fuckstock?

If so, please put away your tiny e-penis and get in line. There are many, many others who have a much more legitimate claim to try and troll us, and all of them can provide better, more satisfying hate.

Your hate-fu is weak.

Where oh where have all the good trolls gone?

Rendered irrelevent due to thread split. :lulz:
Relevent. Just misplaced.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Krez on October 19, 2010, 10:15:43 PM
Krez
Formerly Saint Krez, gardian to the guardians of the coast

Demographic info Living in Baltimore. Used to live in Boston and before that Tucson.
Professional Info - I am an Audio Video Consultant for the company in DC that regulates the NYSE and NASDQ. I used to work for Marriott doing AV and I used to be in the Coast Guard. (I drove chaplins nuts because I tried to get the Sacred Chao declare as the gravestone carving for discordian military graves).
What you like to do in your free time I read a lot, collect Terry Pratchet books, try to find RAW's other books (Quantum Psychology really was a good book), play videogames, and look at naked women on the internet and in RL too (but my wife only puts up with it so long and eventually puts some clothes on)
What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? I consider myself a discordian Phlosopher with no followers. I take the pholosophy seriously but don't take it as "truthfull". I came through the silliness and out the other side.
How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? I read the Iluminatus and the PD when I was in High school. Being a Discordian at the Coast Guard Acad. made my personal life tough but it allowed me to keep my form of sanity and prevented me from being brainwashed by the military. I hav been  a Discordian now for 17 years. I just recently found this forum having given up on trying to find other Discordians on the net years ago. I have been alone out here in my cave of RL for a long time.

I will post a photo soon when I get home
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on October 19, 2010, 10:18:12 PM
Welcome Krez, pool is on the roof.

I think you'll fit in here just nicely.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 19, 2010, 10:18:55 PM
Hi Krez
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 19, 2010, 10:23:53 PM
Quote from: Krez on October 19, 2010, 10:15:43 PM
Krez
Formerly Saint Krez, gardian to the guardians of the coast

Demographic info Living in Baltimore. Used to live in Boston and before that Tucson.
Professional Info - I am an Audio Video Consultant for the company in DC that regulates the NYSE and NASDQ. I used to work for Marriott doing AV and I used to be in the Coast Guard. (I drove chaplins nuts because I tried to get the Sacred Chao declare as the gravestone carving for discordian military graves).
What you like to do in your free time I read a lot, collect Terry Pratchet books, try to find RAW's other books (Quantum Psychology really was a good book), play videogames, and look at naked women on the internet and in RL too (but my wife only puts up with it so long and eventually puts some clothes on)
What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? I consider myself a discordian Phlosopher with no followers. I take the pholosophy seriously but don't take it as "truthfull". I came through the silliness and out the other side.
How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? I read the Iluminatus and the PD when I was in High school. Being a Discordian at the Coast Guard Acad. made my personal life tough but it allowed me to keep my form of sanity and prevented me from being brainwashed by the military. I hav been  a Discordian now for 17 years. I just recently found this forum having given up on trying to find other Discordians on the net years ago. I have been alone out here in my cave of RL for a long time.

I will post a photo soon when I get home

I call bullshit.

Nobody gets out of Tucson.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 19, 2010, 10:25:30 PM
I smell an IP check in progress.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 10:29:05 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 19, 2010, 10:25:30 PM
I smell an IP check in progress.

:?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 19, 2010, 10:29:59 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 10:29:05 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 19, 2010, 10:25:30 PM
I smell an IP check in progress.

:?

Hawk,
suspicious bastard.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 19, 2010, 10:46:23 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 19, 2010, 10:25:30 PM
I smell an IP check in progress.

IP resolves to Baltimore.  Not that Pop Tart hasn't used US proxies before.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on October 19, 2010, 10:48:08 PM
Uh, can we please lay off the vague accusations about people until those who actually have the power to check an IP say something?  Please?  It's only a little thing I'm asking here, since, if you don't have said power, you don't know and you're just wildly speculating anyway. 

Just a trend I've noticed recently (not just Hawk) and it's starting to irritate slightly.  I know how I'd react on a board which treated my first post with suspicion.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 19, 2010, 10:51:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 19, 2010, 10:48:08 PM
Uh, can we please lay off the vague accusations about people until those who actually have the power to check an IP say something?  Please?  It's only a little thing I'm asking here, since, if you don't have said power, you don't know and you're just wildly speculating anyway. 

Just a trend I've noticed recently (not just Hawk) and it's starting to irritate slightly.  I know how I'd react on a board which treated my first post with suspicion.

Nobody would have to wildly guess if you'd just institute the DNA testing and mandatory physical for registration, like I suggested.  When you see how successful that will be, we can talk about iris scan log-ins.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 19, 2010, 10:53:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 19, 2010, 10:48:08 PM
Uh, can we please lay off the vague accusations about people until those who actually have the power to check an IP say something?  Please?  It's only a little thing I'm asking here, since, if you don't have said power, you don't know and you're just wildly speculating anyway.  

Just a trend I've noticed recently (not just Hawk) and it's starting to irritate slightly.  I know how I'd react on a board which treated my first post with suspicion.

I treat all first posts with suspicion.

Just to add, I'm not trying to usurp or undermine anyone's "power".
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 19, 2010, 11:35:28 PM
Whats wrong with giving someone the benefit of the doubt to start with?

If i'd have got the same treatment when I arrived i would have probably not stayed around.

Paranoia  is not conducive to fun.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 19, 2010, 11:41:17 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on October 19, 2010, 11:35:28 PM
Whats wrong with giving someone the benefit of the doubt to start with?

If i'd have got the same treatment when I arrived i would have probably not stayed around.

Paranoia  is not conducive to fun.

Fine, I will not respond in this thread again.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 12:19:11 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 19, 2010, 10:48:08 PM
Uh, can we please lay off the vague accusations about people until those who actually have the power to check an IP say something?  Please?  It's only a little thing I'm asking here, since, if you don't have said power, you don't know and you're just wildly speculating anyway. 

Just a trend I've noticed recently (not just Hawk) and it's starting to irritate slightly.  I know how I'd react on a board which treated my first post with suspicion.

Guy knows about The Meetrack, but ONLY about the Meetrack.  Claims to be from Tucson, but only seems to know about things we've talked about.

Not saying he's not on the level, just saying the level of coincidence is a little high.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on October 20, 2010, 12:52:10 AM
b-b-b-but what if krez isn't his real name??

:tinfoilhat:


and what if one day he posts something b-b-b-bad??

:scared:



Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: A /b/ C D on October 20, 2010, 01:07:44 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 19, 2010, 10:29:59 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 10:29:05 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 19, 2010, 10:25:30 PM
I smell an IP check in progress.

:?

Hawk,
suspicious bastard.

(http://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb408/world_of_b/128707081687910.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:09:51 AM
Fuck it, Cram's right. 

Dok,
Doesn't give a fuck.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Krez on October 20, 2010, 02:50:35 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 19, 2010, 10:18:12 PM
Welcome Krez, pool is on the roof.

I think you'll fit in here just nicely.
Hackers reference.
Thanks but I think I will stay down here.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Krez on October 20, 2010, 03:01:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 12:19:11 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 19, 2010, 10:48:08 PM
Uh, can we please lay off the vague accusations about people until those who actually have the power to check an IP say something?  Please?  It's only a little thing I'm asking here, since, if you don't have said power, you don't know and you're just wildly speculating anyway. 

Just a trend I've noticed recently (not just Hawk) and it's starting to irritate slightly.  I know how I'd react on a board which treated my first post with suspicion.

Guy knows about The Meetrack, but ONLY about the Meetrack.  Claims to be from Tucson, but only seems to know about things we've talked about.

Not saying he's not on the level, just saying the level of coincidence is a little high.
Got out of Tucson to go to Boston so that my wife could go to Grad school at Simmons. Used to work at Starr Pass when it first opened. Worked at the La Paloma before that. Used to live on the edge of South Tucson. Used to be a part of the Rocky Horror cast "A Jump to the Left" at the Loft  before the cast broke up into two casts. The Sonoran Desert Museum is really a zoo. Old Tucson Sucks. R-Galaxy is the best comic/anime shop in Tucson. Is that enough facts for you?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:03:08 AM
Quote from: Krez on October 20, 2010, 03:01:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 12:19:11 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 19, 2010, 10:48:08 PM
Uh, can we please lay off the vague accusations about people until those who actually have the power to check an IP say something?  Please?  It's only a little thing I'm asking here, since, if you don't have said power, you don't know and you're just wildly speculating anyway. 

Just a trend I've noticed recently (not just Hawk) and it's starting to irritate slightly.  I know how I'd react on a board which treated my first post with suspicion.

Guy knows about The Meetrack, but ONLY about the Meetrack.  Claims to be from Tucson, but only seems to know about things we've talked about.

Not saying he's not on the level, just saying the level of coincidence is a little high.
Got out of Tucson to go to Boston so that my wife could go to Grad school at Simmons. Used to work at Starr Pass when it first opened. Worked at the La Paloma before that. Used to live on the edge of South Tucson. Used to be a part of the Rocky Horror cast "A Jump to the Left" at the Loft  before the cast broke up into two casts. The Sonoran Desert Museum is really a zoo. Old Tucson Sucks. R-Galaxy is the best comic/anime shop in Tucson. Is that enough facts for you?

Yep.  That nailed it.  Also, I think R-Galaxy has gone the way of the dodo.

Sorry about that, we've had a problem with a rather persistent stalking troll that likes to do his homework.  Creepy fucker.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on October 20, 2010, 03:03:23 AM
Quote from: Krez on October 20, 2010, 03:01:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 12:19:11 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 19, 2010, 10:48:08 PM
Uh, can we please lay off the vague accusations about people until those who actually have the power to check an IP say something?  Please?  It's only a little thing I'm asking here, since, if you don't have said power, you don't know and you're just wildly speculating anyway. 

Just a trend I've noticed recently (not just Hawk) and it's starting to irritate slightly.  I know how I'd react on a board which treated my first post with suspicion.

Guy knows about The Meetrack, but ONLY about the Meetrack.  Claims to be from Tucson, but only seems to know about things we've talked about.

Not saying he's not on the level, just saying the level of coincidence is a little high.
Got out of Tucson to go to Boston so that my wife could go to Grad school at Simmons. Used to work at Starr Pass when it first opened. Worked at the La Paloma before that. Used to live on the edge of South Tucson. Used to be a part of the Rocky Horror cast "A Jump to the Left" at the Loft  before the cast broke up into two casts. The Sonoran Desert Museum is really a zoo. Old Tucson Sucks. R-Galaxy is the best comic/anime shop in Tucson. Is that enough facts for you?

Who'd you play?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:03:58 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 20, 2010, 03:03:23 AM
Quote from: Krez on October 20, 2010, 03:01:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 12:19:11 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 19, 2010, 10:48:08 PM
Uh, can we please lay off the vague accusations about people until those who actually have the power to check an IP say something?  Please?  It's only a little thing I'm asking here, since, if you don't have said power, you don't know and you're just wildly speculating anyway. 

Just a trend I've noticed recently (not just Hawk) and it's starting to irritate slightly.  I know how I'd react on a board which treated my first post with suspicion.

Guy knows about The Meetrack, but ONLY about the Meetrack.  Claims to be from Tucson, but only seems to know about things we've talked about.

Not saying he's not on the level, just saying the level of coincidence is a little high.
Got out of Tucson to go to Boston so that my wife could go to Grad school at Simmons. Used to work at Starr Pass when it first opened. Worked at the La Paloma before that. Used to live on the edge of South Tucson. Used to be a part of the Rocky Horror cast "A Jump to the Left" at the Loft  before the cast broke up into two casts. The Sonoran Desert Museum is really a zoo. Old Tucson Sucks. R-Galaxy is the best comic/anime shop in Tucson. Is that enough facts for you?

Who'd you play?

Doesn't matter.  The Loft is ruined, and Rocky Horror with it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Wizard on October 20, 2010, 03:04:54 AM
Hmm. Guy seems okay. I wouldn't tear into him until he does something stupid or reaches 50 posts.

Anyway, welcome to PD, Krez. Oh and trust me on this, staying down here is no safer than being on the roof. The pterodactyls will still find you.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on October 20, 2010, 03:08:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:03:58 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 20, 2010, 03:03:23 AM
Quote from: Krez on October 20, 2010, 03:01:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 12:19:11 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 19, 2010, 10:48:08 PM
Uh, can we please lay off the vague accusations about people until those who actually have the power to check an IP say something?  Please?  It's only a little thing I'm asking here, since, if you don't have said power, you don't know and you're just wildly speculating anyway. 

Just a trend I've noticed recently (not just Hawk) and it's starting to irritate slightly.  I know how I'd react on a board which treated my first post with suspicion.

Guy knows about The Meetrack, but ONLY about the Meetrack.  Claims to be from Tucson, but only seems to know about things we've talked about.

Not saying he's not on the level, just saying the level of coincidence is a little high.
Got out of Tucson to go to Boston so that my wife could go to Grad school at Simmons. Used to work at Starr Pass when it first opened. Worked at the La Paloma before that. Used to live on the edge of South Tucson. Used to be a part of the Rocky Horror cast "A Jump to the Left" at the Loft  before the cast broke up into two casts. The Sonoran Desert Museum is really a zoo. Old Tucson Sucks. R-Galaxy is the best comic/anime shop in Tucson. Is that enough facts for you?

Who'd you play?

Doesn't matter.  The Loft is ruined, and Rocky Horror with it.

Idol curiosity, Dok. I used to play Colombia.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:12:37 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 20, 2010, 03:08:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:03:58 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 20, 2010, 03:03:23 AM
Quote from: Krez on October 20, 2010, 03:01:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 12:19:11 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 19, 2010, 10:48:08 PM
Uh, can we please lay off the vague accusations about people until those who actually have the power to check an IP say something?  Please?  It's only a little thing I'm asking here, since, if you don't have said power, you don't know and you're just wildly speculating anyway. 

Just a trend I've noticed recently (not just Hawk) and it's starting to irritate slightly.  I know how I'd react on a board which treated my first post with suspicion.

Guy knows about The Meetrack, but ONLY about the Meetrack.  Claims to be from Tucson, but only seems to know about things we've talked about.

Not saying he's not on the level, just saying the level of coincidence is a little high.
Got out of Tucson to go to Boston so that my wife could go to Grad school at Simmons. Used to work at Starr Pass when it first opened. Worked at the La Paloma before that. Used to live on the edge of South Tucson. Used to be a part of the Rocky Horror cast "A Jump to the Left" at the Loft  before the cast broke up into two casts. The Sonoran Desert Museum is really a zoo. Old Tucson Sucks. R-Galaxy is the best comic/anime shop in Tucson. Is that enough facts for you?

Who'd you play?

Doesn't matter.  The Loft is ruined, and Rocky Horror with it.

Idol curiosity, Dok. I used to play Colombia.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Krez on October 20, 2010, 03:17:51 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 20, 2010, 03:03:23 AM
Quote from: Krez on October 20, 2010, 03:01:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 12:19:11 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 19, 2010, 10:48:08 PM
Uh, can we please lay off the vague accusations about people until those who actually have the power to check an IP say something?  Please?  It's only a little thing I'm asking here, since, if you don't have said power, you don't know and you're just wildly speculating anyway. 

Just a trend I've noticed recently (not just Hawk) and it's starting to irritate slightly.  I know how I'd react on a board which treated my first post with suspicion.

Guy knows about The Meetrack, but ONLY about the Meetrack.  Claims to be from Tucson, but only seems to know about things we've talked about.

Not saying he's not on the level, just saying the level of coincidence is a little high.
Got out of Tucson to go to Boston so that my wife could go to Grad school at Simmons. Used to work at Starr Pass when it first opened. Worked at the La Paloma before that. Used to live on the edge of South Tucson. Used to be a part of the Rocky Horror cast "A Jump to the Left" at the Loft  before the cast broke up into two casts. The Sonoran Desert Museum is really a zoo. Old Tucson Sucks. R-Galaxy is the best comic/anime shop in Tucson. Is that enough facts for you?

Who'd you play?
started out doing lights, then played Crim, then Eddie, then Dr. Scott. (and a lot of other parts but not on a regular basis)

BTW here is my photo as my Icon
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 20, 2010, 03:18:07 AM
Out of curiosity, when have n00bs here ever not been greeted with suspicion?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Wizard on October 20, 2010, 03:20:13 AM
QuoteOut of curiosity, when have n00bs here ever not been greeted with suspicion?

I wasn't greeted with suspicion. Rather, I was faced with pity and anticipation.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:20:52 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 03:18:07 AM
Out of curiosity, when have n00bs here ever not been greeted with suspicion?

When Lord Cramulus is feeling magnanimous.   :lol:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on October 20, 2010, 03:21:31 AM
I don't think I was greeted at all, though the fact I showed up while Ruby was making a scene probably had something to do with that.

:ruby:

Ah, memories....
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:23:13 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 20, 2010, 03:21:31 AM
I don't think I was greeted at all, though the fact I showed up while Ruby was making a scene probably had something to do with that.

:ruby:

Ah, memories....

Ruby still emails me.

From Kardia's email.   :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:

How the fuck did I forget to mention that?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:23:56 AM
Oh, and she's also "Lena".  Just like I said.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 20, 2010, 03:25:03 AM
Ah, I remember my own introduction to PD as though it were yesterday.  The champagne flowing freely from case upon case of Dom Perignon, the revelry and ticker tape heralding my arrival.  The dancers gave such a wonderful and sensual performance that I'm haunted to this day, and the symphony was the most intensely moving rendition of Beethoven I've ever heard.

How you all managed to set the fireworks off in such dazzling colors and synchronicity is still a mystery to me.


And then it all turned into an orgy of blood and feces.  And then, friends, I knew I was home.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on October 20, 2010, 03:26:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:23:13 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 20, 2010, 03:21:31 AM
I don't think I was greeted at all, though the fact I showed up while Ruby was making a scene probably had something to do with that.

:ruby:

Ah, memories....

Ruby still emails me.

From Kardia's email.   :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:

How the fuck did I forget to mention that?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:23:56 AM
Oh, and she's also "Lena".  Just like I said.
Oh that is fan-freaking-tastic.  :lulz:

Though, I sort of suspected that when I had the little discussion with Lena in the "hygiene" thread.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:27:01 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 20, 2010, 03:25:03 AM
Ah, I remember my own introduction to PD as though it were yesterday.  The champagne flowing freely from case upon case of Dom Perignon, the revelry and ticker tape heralding my arrival.  The dancers gave such a wonderful and sensual performance that I'm haunted to this day, and the symphony was the most intensely moving rendition of Beethoven I've ever heard.

How you all managed to set the fireworks off in such dazzling colors and synchronicity is still a mystery to me.


And then it all turned into an orgy of blood and feces.  And then, friends, I knew I was home.

Oh, yeah.  You got reception #3:  The False Welcome.

We did that to some tard from Berkeley, back in the day (2004-ish).  She freaked completely, and decided that Cain and I were the devil.  Can't remember the name, though.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:27:50 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 20, 2010, 03:26:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:23:13 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 20, 2010, 03:21:31 AM
I don't think I was greeted at all, though the fact I showed up while Ruby was making a scene probably had something to do with that.

:ruby:

Ah, memories....

Ruby still emails me.

From Kardia's email.   :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:

How the fuck did I forget to mention that?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:23:56 AM
Oh, and she's also "Lena".  Just like I said.
Oh that is fan-freaking-tastic.  :lulz:

Though, I sort of suspected that when I had the little discussion with Lena in the "hygiene" thread.

I called it from day one.

The Kardia business might just be the notification email addie.  But if it WAS Kardia, best troll EVER.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 20, 2010, 03:28:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:23:13 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 20, 2010, 03:21:31 AM
I don't think I was greeted at all, though the fact I showed up while Ruby was making a scene probably had something to do with that.

:ruby:

Ah, memories....

Ruby still emails me.

From Kardia's email.   :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:

How the fuck did I forget to mention that?

Whaaaaat you are fucking kidding me! :lol: And how did you find out she's "Lena"?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:30:49 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 03:28:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:23:13 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 20, 2010, 03:21:31 AM
I don't think I was greeted at all, though the fact I showed up while Ruby was making a scene probably had something to do with that.

:ruby:

Ah, memories....

Ruby still emails me.

From Kardia's email.   :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:

How the fuck did I forget to mention that?

Whaaaaat you are fucking kidding me! :lol: And how did you find out she's "Lena"?

She told me.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on October 20, 2010, 04:43:39 AM
Goddamn, she's a retard.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 20, 2010, 06:31:49 AM
WTF is up w/ that GIF?!?!?!!
:x :x :x
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nast on October 20, 2010, 06:38:02 AM
It appears to be the tormented spirit of Chris Crocker.

Torn between two worlds, he occupies the realm of twilight, haunting the shadows in search of eternal rest.

It is said that on cold, moonless nights you can hear his plaintive cry:







"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!"
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 20, 2010, 06:41:52 AM
it's giving me the fear
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on October 20, 2010, 07:34:58 AM
God, it wasn't bothering me until you mentioned The Fear.  Now I'm freaking chilled to the bone.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 20, 2010, 04:00:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:20:52 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 03:18:07 AM
Out of curiosity, when have n00bs here ever not been greeted with suspicion?

When Lord Cramulus is feeling magnanimous.   :lol:
I wasn't greeted with suspicion. No-one ever greets me with suspicion! Where's my suspicion?   :cry:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 20, 2010, 04:02:57 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 20, 2010, 04:00:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:20:52 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 03:18:07 AM
Out of curiosity, when have n00bs here ever not been greeted with suspicion?

When Lord Cramulus is feeling magnanimous.   :lol:
I wasn't greeted with suspicion. No-one ever greets me with suspicion! Where's my suspicion?   :cry:

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 20, 2010, 04:48:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:30:49 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 03:28:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:23:13 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 20, 2010, 03:21:31 AM
I don't think I was greeted at all, though the fact I showed up while Ruby was making a scene probably had something to do with that.

:ruby:

Ah, memories....

Ruby still emails me.

From Kardia's email.   :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:

How the fuck did I forget to mention that?

Whaaaaat you are fucking kidding me! :lol: And how did you find out she's "Lena"?

She told me.

That's hysterical! It stands to reason, because Lena doesn't make any more sense than Ruby does.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on October 20, 2010, 04:55:42 PM
Requesting email transcripts/screenshots.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 20, 2010, 05:51:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:30:49 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 03:28:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:23:13 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 20, 2010, 03:21:31 AM
I don't think I was greeted at all, though the fact I showed up while Ruby was making a scene probably had something to do with that.

:ruby:

Ah, memories....

Ruby still emails me.

From Kardia's email.   :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:

How the fuck did I forget to mention that?

Whaaaaat you are fucking kidding me! :lol: And how did you find out she's "Lena"?

She told me.
Then it must be true.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 20, 2010, 05:54:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 20, 2010, 04:02:57 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 20, 2010, 04:00:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 03:20:52 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 03:18:07 AM
Out of curiosity, when have n00bs here ever not been greeted with suspicion?

When Lord Cramulus is feeling magnanimous.   :lol:
I wasn't greeted with suspicion. No-one ever greets me with suspicion! Where's my suspicion?   :cry:

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!
It wasn't me, I didn't do it. And even if I did, I'll never admit to it.
(But thanks for the suspicion, I don't feel so left out now)   :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Bodhi Master on October 21, 2010, 01:28:36 AM
Bodhi Master I live Woodstock. Illinois. I come to America from Sri Lanka Hello.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on October 21, 2010, 01:54:04 AM
Quote from: Bodhi Master on October 21, 2010, 01:28:36 AM
Bodhi Master I live Woodstock. Illinois. I come to America from Sri Lanka Hello.

Oh yeah? What part of Sri Lanka? I know a Catholic priest from Sri Lanka. Seems like a rather conservative fellow. And I'm from Illinois too. Small world, eh? So, Bhodi Master, it would appear that you are a fan of Buddhism. What is your take on what nirvana is?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on October 21, 2010, 01:56:21 AM
He comes from the part of Sri Lanka where Poptart proxies in from.

Poor little fella is running out of proxies he hasn't used on here before.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 21, 2010, 01:59:14 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 21, 2010, 01:56:21 AM
He comes from the part of Sri Lanka where Poptart proxies in from.

Poor little fella is running out of proxies he hasn't used on here before.
Could just be a coincidence. (But I doubt it)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on October 21, 2010, 02:05:01 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 21, 2010, 01:56:21 AM
He comes from the part of Sri Lanka where Poptart proxies in from.

Poor little fella is running out of proxies he hasn't used on here before.

Shush, Cain.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: kaanji on October 21, 2010, 02:14:07 AM
Quote from: Bodhi Master on October 21, 2010, 01:28:36 AM
Bodhi Master I live Woodstock. Illinois. I come to America from Sri Lanka Hello.

I thought about traveling there once, but the crime in South America is outrageous these days.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: kaanji on October 21, 2010, 02:18:24 AM
I'm kaanji, I'm currently living under the /b/ with Bodhi next to Pop-Tarts Proxy Machine.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 21, 2010, 03:04:53 AM
Quote from: kaanji on October 21, 2010, 02:18:24 AM
I'm kaanji, I'm currently living under the /b/ with Bodhi next to Pop-Tarts Proxy Machine.
Is Pop Tart there with you? If he is, could you tell him that he's a complete Dog's cock? Thanks.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on October 21, 2010, 03:09:31 AM
Quote from: kaanji on October 21, 2010, 02:18:24 AM
I'm kaanji, I'm currently living under the /b/ with Bodhi next to Pop-Tarts Proxy Machine.

Oh come on, you can do better than that! Prince Peon was great! Why can't you do something more like that again?  :wink:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 21, 2010, 03:12:06 AM
Or even something exactly the same. Only on another forum.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 03:19:27 AM
Whaddaya know?  Cram was right.  I stop being a dick, and everything gets better.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on October 21, 2010, 03:20:47 AM
Because he totally said we shouldn't ban pop tart alts.  That's probably his exact words.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 21, 2010, 03:25:25 AM
Pop Tarts are people too! (Just unbearably irritating ones)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 03:26:00 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 03:20:47 AM
Because he totally said we shouldn't ban pop tart alts.  That's probably his exact words.



I never said he said that.  What are you on about?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 03:31:41 AM
I'm strappin on my nad kickin boots.

Yall gonna make me use em?


AUNUS! WOOD!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 03:34:09 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 03:31:41 AM
I'm strappin on my nad kickin boots.

Yall gonna make me use em?


AUNUS! WOOD!

WOO WOO!

Dok,
Can't get ANYONE to kick him in the junk, these days.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 03:35:22 AM
you'll like it.


CAUSE I SAID SO
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 03:37:01 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 03:35:22 AM
you'll like it.


CAUSE I SAID SO

Oh, I'll like it.

CAUSE I'M A DIRTY LITTLE GIRL
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Krez on October 21, 2010, 03:41:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 03:34:09 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 03:31:41 AM
I'm strappin on my nad kickin boots.

Yall gonna make me use em?


AUNUS! WOOD!

WOO WOO!

Dok,
Can't get ANYONE to kick him in the junk, these days.

So that is why you mentioned poptarts in PM. It did seem odd (but in this crowd how could I really tell).
Still... hope to see all you Tucson people sometime between the 25th and the 1st
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 03:48:05 AM
Quote from: Krez on October 21, 2010, 03:41:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 03:34:09 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 03:31:41 AM
I'm strappin on my nad kickin boots.

Yall gonna make me use em?


AUNUS! WOOD!

WOO WOO!

Dok,
Can't get ANYONE to kick him in the junk, these days.

So that is why you mentioned poptarts in PM. It did seem odd (but in this crowd how could I really tell).
Still... hope to see all you Tucson people sometime between the 25th and the 1st

Looking forward to it.  PM me before you head out, and I'll shoot you a contact number.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on October 21, 2010, 03:53:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 03:26:00 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 03:20:47 AM
Because he totally said we shouldn't ban pop tart alts.  That's probably his exact words.



I never said he said that.  What are you on about?

Wha

Wait, what AM I on about?  What the hell?

I don't know where that perception came from.

Now I'm weirded out and paranoid of my own brain. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 21, 2010, 03:55:33 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 03:53:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 03:26:00 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 03:20:47 AM
Because he totally said we shouldn't ban pop tart alts.  That's probably his exact words.



I never said he said that.  What are you on about?

Wha

Wait, what AM I on about?  What the hell?

I don't know where that perception came from.

Now I'm weirded out and paranoid of my own brain. 

That's some serious shit! Get some sleep.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on October 21, 2010, 03:56:57 AM
I've never had trouble sleeping.  I think it's deeper than that.

I think

I may be



STUPID.  :crankey:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 21, 2010, 03:57:56 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 03:56:57 AM
I've never had trouble sleeping.  I think it's deeper than that.

I think

I may be



STUPID.  :crankey:
Nah, someone would have noticed, and told you by now.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on October 21, 2010, 04:00:45 AM
You think they haven't?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:03:04 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 03:53:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 03:26:00 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 03:20:47 AM
Because he totally said we shouldn't ban pop tart alts.  That's probably his exact words.



I never said he said that.  What are you on about?

Wha

Wait, what AM I on about?  What the hell?

I don't know where that perception came from.

Now I'm weirded out and paranoid of my own brain. 


You should try being NICER.  It's working for Charley and I.  Why, I don't even feel the need to poop!  I'm like a reverse breatharian.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:04:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:03:04 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 03:53:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 03:26:00 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 03:20:47 AM
Because he totally said we shouldn't ban pop tart alts.  That's probably his exact words.



I never said he said that.  What are you on about?

Wha

Wait, what AM I on about?  What the hell?

I don't know where that perception came from.

Now I'm weirded out and paranoid of my own brain. 


You should try being NICER.  It's working for Charley and I.  Why, I don't even feel the need to poop!  I'm like a reverse breatharian.

And this is what will finally destroy Tuscon. Dok's back up hate gland and explosive POOMP.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:04:33 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:04:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:03:04 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 03:53:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 03:26:00 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 03:20:47 AM
Because he totally said we shouldn't ban pop tart alts.  That's probably his exact words.



I never said he said that.  What are you on about?

Wha

Wait, what AM I on about?  What the hell?

I don't know where that perception came from.

Now I'm weirded out and paranoid of my own brain. 


You should try being NICER.  It's working for Charley and I.  Why, I don't even feel the need to poop!  I'm like a reverse breatharian.

And this is what will finally destroy Tuscon. Dok's back up hate gland and explosive POOMP.

Nonsense.  I have this shit under control.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 21, 2010, 04:05:03 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 04:00:45 AM
You think they haven't?  :lulz:
To be honest, I rather thought they had, but didn't like to make the assumption. Because, like Dok, and Charley, I am NICE.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:05:47 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 21, 2010, 04:05:03 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 04:00:45 AM
You think they haven't?  :lulz:
To be honest, I rather thought they had, but didn't like to make the assumption. Because, like Dok, and Charley, I am NICE.

When we're done, EVERYONE is going to be NICE.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on October 21, 2010, 04:06:32 AM
Being nice would go against my morals.  All two of them.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:07:48 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 04:06:32 AM
Being nice would go against my morals.  All two of them.

But it's so pleasant.

Join us.

Don't be afraid.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on October 21, 2010, 04:09:04 AM
This is some kind of weird horrorology shit.  I got a bad feeling about this.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:09:40 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 04:09:04 AM
This is some kind of weird horrorology shit.  I got a bad feeling about this.

Join us, want a flower?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:09:49 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 04:09:04 AM
This is some kind of weird horrorology shit.  I got a bad feeling about this.

I should have tried this years ago.

I don't even hate God right now.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:10:57 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 04:09:04 AM
This is some kind of weird horrorology shit.  I got a bad feeling about this.

Why are you afraid? Relax, no one here will harm you.

Love and peace,
Hawk
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on October 21, 2010, 04:12:04 AM
Or maybe it's like when frat boys try to see who will go gayest.  See who chickens out first.

Is that what twinks your dinks, you SICK CREEPS?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:12:43 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 04:12:04 AM
Or maybe it's like when frat boys try to see who will go gayest.  See who chickens out first.

Is that what twinks your dinks, you SICK CREEPS?

Now, now.

You should make a cup of herbal tea and relax.  It will help you find your center.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:13:12 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 04:12:04 AM
Or maybe it's like when frat boys try to see who will go gayest.  See who chickens out first.

Is that what twinks your dinks, you SICK CREEPS?

I don't understand your anger. Why are you being so aggressive? I am only trying to help.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:15:14 AM
In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:15:46 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:15:14 AM
In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

I love you, how can I help?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:16:11 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:15:14 AM
In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

But you will be nice, Phox.  Everyone will be nice.

And this will be the best board on the internet.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on October 21, 2010, 04:16:39 AM
I am going to log off and try to be more like Simon Barsinister.

Hopefully by morning you people have come to your senses.

Your ANGER senses.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:17:26 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 04:16:39 AM
I am going to log off and try to be more like Simon Barsinister.

Hopefully by morning you people have come to your senses.

Your ANGER senses.

Peace be with you. Goddess Bless.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:19:21 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 04:16:39 AM
I am going to log off and try to be more like Simon Barsinister.

Hopefully by morning you people have come to your senses.

Your ANGER senses.

You should hang a dream-catcher.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:21:47 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:15:46 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:15:14 AM
In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

I love you, how can I help?

By shutting the fuck up or hitting me with a blunt a object. Either works.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:16:11 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:15:14 AM
In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

But you will be nice, Phox.  Everyone will be nice.

And this will be the best board on the internet.

I think this classifies as some fucked up sort of horrormirth.

Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:17:26 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 04:16:39 AM
I am going to log off and try to be more like Simon Barsinister.

Hopefully by morning you people have come to your senses.

Your ANGER senses.

Peace be with you. Goddess Bless.

Should I bother resisting the urge to puke? If I vomit on you will you punch me in the face? Please?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:22:54 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:21:47 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:15:46 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:15:14 AM
In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

I love you, how can I help?

By shutting the fuck up or hitting me with a blunt a object. Either works.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:16:11 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:15:14 AM
In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

But you will be nice, Phox.  Everyone will be nice.

And this will be the best board on the internet.

I think this classifies as some fucked up sort of horrormirth.

Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:17:26 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 04:16:39 AM
I am going to log off and try to be more like Simon Barsinister.

Hopefully by morning you people have come to your senses.

Your ANGER senses.

Peace be with you. Goddess Bless.

Should I bother resisting the urge to puke? If I vomit on you will you punch me in the face? Please?

Please let me hold you.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:24:20 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:21:47 AM
I think this classifies as some fucked up sort of horrormirth.

:?

We are just doing as we have been asked.

Nicer.  Kinder.  More polite.  More of what the people want.

We're the Adam Smith of Leo Buscaglia.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:28:38 AM
Is anyone else hearing their posts being read by a very soothing male voice. It's very eerie.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:29:48 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:28:38 AM
Is anyone else hearing their posts being read by a very soothing male voice. It's very eerie.

Wow.

That worked.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:30:40 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:28:38 AM
Is anyone else hearing their posts being read by a very soothing male voice. It's very eerie.

What did you expect? We have invoked Kindness.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:31:39 AM
Ima go for that Lexus "pre-owned" commercial voice next.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:32:36 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:28:38 AM
Is anyone else hearing their posts being read by a very soothing male voice. It's very eerie.

I'm hearing the same thing. Damn that's creepy.  :lulz:

Oh, and you should join my posse.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:24:20 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:21:47 AM
I think this classifies as some fucked up sort of horrormirth.

:?

We are just doing as we have been asked.

Nicer.  Kinder.  More polite.  More of what the people want.

We're the Adam Smith of Leo Buscaglia.
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:22:54 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:21:47 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:15:46 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:15:14 AM
In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

I love you, how can I help?

By shutting the fuck up or hitting me with a blunt a object. Either works.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:16:11 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:15:14 AM
In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

But you will be nice, Phox.  Everyone will be nice.

And this will be the best board on the internet.

I think this classifies as some fucked up sort of horrormirth.

Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:17:26 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 04:16:39 AM
I am going to log off and try to be more like Simon Barsinister.

Hopefully by morning you people have come to your senses.

Your ANGER senses.

Peace be with you. Goddess Bless.

Should I bother resisting the urge to puke? If I vomit on you will you punch me in the face? Please?

Please let me hold you.

Jeez, guys. Just go lie down. Away from the internet. The internet is not a place for nice people. Al Gore invented it,  so you know it was just made for horrible cunts.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:33:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:31:39 AM
Ima go for that Lexus "pre-owned" commercial voice next.

I will fly to Tuscon and destroy you. I will bring my smiting sword and my shankin' knife. YOUR BRAND OF NOT EVIL MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:34:07 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:33:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:31:39 AM
Ima go for that Lexus "pre-owned" commercial voice next.

I will fly to Tuscon and destroy you. I will bring my smiting sword and my shankin' knife. YOUR BRAND OF NOT EVIL MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, don't you feel just a little bit silly?  Shouldn't you be more concerned with the quality of life you deserve?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:34:46 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:32:36 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:28:38 AM
Is anyone else hearing their posts being read by a very soothing male voice. It's very eerie.

I'm hearing the same thing. Damn that's creepy.  :lulz:

Oh, and you should join my posse.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:24:20 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:21:47 AM
I think this classifies as some fucked up sort of horrormirth.

:?

We are just doing as we have been asked.

Nicer.  Kinder.  More polite.  More of what the people want.

We're the Adam Smith of Leo Buscaglia.
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:22:54 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:21:47 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:15:46 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:15:14 AM
In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

I love you, how can I help?

By shutting the fuck up or hitting me with a blunt a object. Either works.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:16:11 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:15:14 AM
In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

But you will be nice, Phox.  Everyone will be nice.

And this will be the best board on the internet.

I think this classifies as some fucked up sort of horrormirth.

Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:17:26 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 21, 2010, 04:16:39 AM
I am going to log off and try to be more like Simon Barsinister.

Hopefully by morning you people have come to your senses.

Your ANGER senses.

Peace be with you. Goddess Bless.

Should I bother resisting the urge to puke? If I vomit on you will you punch me in the face? Please?

Please let me hold you.

Jeez, guys. Just go lie down. Away from the internet. The internet is not a place for nice people. Al Gore invented it,  so you know it was just made for horrible cunts.

Ah, if only we could. Alas, we have so much love to spread, no rest for us.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:35:26 AM
I fucking hate you guys  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:35:38 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:33:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:31:39 AM
Ima go for that Lexus "pre-owned" commercial voice next.

I will fly to Tuscon and destroy you. I will bring my smiting sword and my shankin' knife. YOUR BRAND OF NOT EVIL MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!

So much anger, I will light a green candle for you right away.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:35:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:34:07 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:33:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:31:39 AM
Ima go for that Lexus "pre-owned" commercial voice next.

I will fly to Tuscon and destroy you. I will bring my smiting sword and my shankin' knife. YOUR BRAND OF NOT EVIL MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, don't you feel just a little bit silly?  Shouldn't you be more concerned with the quality of life you deserve?

You are possessed. It is not your fault. I shall cleanse the demons from your soul. I do it out of love for you.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:36:19 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:35:26 AM
I fucking hate you guys  :lulz:

We love you. :)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:35:26 AM
I fucking hate you guys  :lulz:

We're ALL going to be NICE and HAPPY, Squid.

Everyone.  Forever.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:36:40 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:35:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:34:07 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:33:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:31:39 AM
Ima go for that Lexus "pre-owned" commercial voice next.

I will fly to Tuscon and destroy you. I will bring my smiting sword and my shankin' knife. YOUR BRAND OF NOT EVIL MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, don't you feel just a little bit silly?  Shouldn't you be more concerned with the quality of life you deserve?

You are possessed. It is not your fault. I shall cleanse the demons from your soul. I do it out of love for you.

How nice!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:37:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:35:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:34:07 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:33:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:31:39 AM
Ima go for that Lexus "pre-owned" commercial voice next.

I will fly to Tuscon and destroy you. I will bring my smiting sword and my shankin' knife. YOUR BRAND OF NOT EVIL MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, don't you feel just a little bit silly?  Shouldn't you be more concerned with the quality of life you deserve?

You are possessed. It is not your fault. I shall cleanse the demons from your soul. I do it out of love for you.

It makes me cry that you care so much.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:38:49 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



You might consider aromatherapy.

It's really quite soothing.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:39:52 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



A long hot bath with Lavender will make the transition so much easier.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:40:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:35:26 AM
I fucking hate you guys  :lulz:

We're ALL going to be NICE and HAPPY, Squid.

Everyone.  Forever.

Don't make me pull this car over :spag:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:41:02 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



Just relax. Light some candles. Listen to flute music.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:41:09 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:40:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:35:26 AM
I fucking hate you guys  :lulz:

We're ALL going to be NICE and HAPPY, Squid.

Everyone.  Forever.

Don't make me pull this car over :spag:

"WHY WOULD ANYONE GET OUT OF THE CAR?"
- Ludo, Lake Ponchatrain
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:41:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:40:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:35:26 AM
I fucking hate you guys  :lulz:

We're ALL going to be NICE and HAPPY, Squid.

Everyone.  Forever.

Don't make me pull this car over :spag:

Now, now. Just breathe deeply and try to relax.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:42:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:41:09 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:40:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:35:26 AM
I fucking hate you guys  :lulz:

We're ALL going to be NICE and HAPPY, Squid.

Everyone.  Forever.

Don't make me pull this car over :spag:

"WHY WOULD ANYONE GET OUT OF THE CAR?"
- Ludo, Lake Ponchatrain

Who is driving car Dok?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:42:52 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:42:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:41:09 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:40:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:35:26 AM
I fucking hate you guys  :lulz:

We're ALL going to be NICE and HAPPY, Squid.

Everyone.  Forever.

Don't make me pull this car over :spag:

"WHY WOULD ANYONE GET OUT OF THE CAR?"
- Ludo, Lake Ponchatrain

Who is driving car Dok?

Nobody.  I have cruise control.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:43:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:38:49 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



You might consider aromatherapy.

It's really quite soothing.

Not on your life, Dok. I may need to perform a human sacrifice to some obscure god of hatred, but I am not going to lose the only force that drives me to be a horrible, horrible person. Then I would just be a person. And that would be a fate worse than death...
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:39:52 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



A long hot bath with Lavender will make the transition so much easier.

That sounds disgustingly relaxing. I'll pass.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:41:02 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



Just relax. Light some candles. Listen to flute music.

THEY GOT YOU TOO!? HOW WILL YOU KILL PEOPLE FOR OUR COUNTRY IF YOU'RE NICE!?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:44:40 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:43:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:38:49 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



You might consider aromatherapy.

It's really quite soothing.

Not on your life, Dok. I may need to perform a human sacrifice to some obscure god of hatred, but I am not going to lose the only force that drives me to be a horrible, horrible person. Then I would just be a person. And that would be a fate worse than death...
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:39:52 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



A long hot bath with Lavender will make the transition so much easier.

That sounds disgustingly relaxing. I'll pass.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:41:02 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



Just relax. Light some candles. Listen to flute music.

THEY GOT YOU TOO!? HOW WILL YOU KILL PEOPLE FOR OUR COUNTRY IF YOU'RE NICE!?

Shhhhh.  Just relax.  Listen to Leon Redbone.  Seriously, check this out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9XHmcFRNbU
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 21, 2010, 04:45:36 AM
As promised Dok, I am now telling you that you are a total, unadulterated, 169% 24 carat CUNT! I tried stabbing myself in the leg with a fork, to see if I would wake up. I tried rescanning my PC to see if it was some kind of horrible virus. I even considered praying. I cried tears of pure blood, but it didn't go away. There is no doubt. You're being a horrible, NICE CUNT.
OK, I'm done. Carry on.   :fap:
 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:46:18 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:43:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:38:49 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



You might consider aromatherapy.

It's really quite soothing.

Not on your life, Dok. I may need to perform a human sacrifice to some obscure god of hatred, but I am not going to lose the only force that drives me to be a horrible, horrible person. Then I would just be a person. And that would be a fate worse than death...
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:39:52 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



A long hot bath with Lavender will make the transition so much easier.

That sounds disgustingly relaxing. I'll pass.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:41:02 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



Just relax. Light some candles. Listen to flute music.

THEY GOT YOU TOO!? HOW WILL YOU KILL PEOPLE FOR OUR COUNTRY IF YOU'RE NICE!?

I am going to play some ocean sounds for you. Now close your eyes, this will feel wonderful!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:46:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:44:40 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:43:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:38:49 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



You might consider aromatherapy.

It's really quite soothing.

Not on your life, Dok. I may need to perform a human sacrifice to some obscure god of hatred, but I am not going to lose the only force that drives me to be a horrible, horrible person. Then I would just be a person. And that would be a fate worse than death...
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:39:52 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



A long hot bath with Lavender will make the transition so much easier.

That sounds disgustingly relaxing. I'll pass.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:41:02 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



Just relax. Light some candles. Listen to flute music.

THEY GOT YOU TOO!? HOW WILL YOU KILL PEOPLE FOR OUR COUNTRY IF YOU'RE NICE!?

Shhhhh.  Just relax.  Listen to Leon Redbone.  Seriously, check this out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9XHmcFRNbU
:aaa:

I need to go lie down until hatred returns to my heart. You really are a horrible cunt, Dok.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:46:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:42:52 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:42:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:41:09 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:40:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:35:26 AM
I fucking hate you guys  :lulz:

We're ALL going to be NICE and HAPPY, Squid.

Everyone.  Forever.

Don't make me pull this car over :spag:

"WHY WOULD ANYONE GET OUT OF THE CAR?"
- Ludo, Lake Ponchatrain

Who is driving car Dok?

Nobody.  I have cruise control.

WRONG ANSWER!! WHO IS DRIVING CAR.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:47:56 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 21, 2010, 04:45:36 AM
As promised Dok, I am now telling you that you are a total, unadulterated, 169% 24 carat CUNT! I tried stabbing myself in the leg with a fork, to see if I would wake up. I tried rescanning my PC to see if it was some kind of horrible virus. I even considered praying. I cried tears of pure blood, but it didn't go away. There is no doubt. You're being a horrible, NICE CUNT.
OK, I'm done. Carry on.   :fap:
 

We'll all be nice, soon.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:48:11 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:46:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:42:52 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:42:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:41:09 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:40:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:35:26 AM
I fucking hate you guys  :lulz:

We're ALL going to be NICE and HAPPY, Squid.

Everyone.  Forever.

Don't make me pull this car over :spag:

"WHY WOULD ANYONE GET OUT OF THE CAR?"
- Ludo, Lake Ponchatrain

Who is driving car Dok?

Nobody.  I have cruise control.

WRONG ANSWER!! WHO IS DRIVING CAR.

I don't know.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:48:21 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:46:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:42:52 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:42:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:41:09 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:40:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:35:26 AM
I fucking hate you guys  :lulz:

We're ALL going to be NICE and HAPPY, Squid.

Everyone.  Forever.

Don't make me pull this car over :spag:

"WHY WOULD ANYONE GET OUT OF THE CAR?"
- Ludo, Lake Ponchatrain

Who is driving car Dok?

Nobody.  I have cruise control.

WRONG ANSWER!! WHO IS DRIVING CAR.

There now dearie. Don't get yourself all worked up over nothing. We can help.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:48:35 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:46:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:44:40 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:43:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:38:49 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



You might consider aromatherapy.

It's really quite soothing.

Not on your life, Dok. I may need to perform a human sacrifice to some obscure god of hatred, but I am not going to lose the only force that drives me to be a horrible, horrible person. Then I would just be a person. And that would be a fate worse than death...
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:39:52 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



A long hot bath with Lavender will make the transition so much easier.

That sounds disgustingly relaxing. I'll pass.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:41:02 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



Just relax. Light some candles. Listen to flute music.

THEY GOT YOU TOO!? HOW WILL YOU KILL PEOPLE FOR OUR COUNTRY IF YOU'RE NICE!?

Shhhhh.  Just relax.  Listen to Leon Redbone.  Seriously, check this out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9XHmcFRNbU
:aaa:

I need to go lie down until hatred returns to my heart. You really are a horrible cunt, Dok.


Leon wants you to be happy.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:50:09 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 21, 2010, 04:45:36 AM
As promised Dok, I am now telling you that you are a total, unadulterated, 169% 24 carat CUNT! I tried stabbing myself in the leg with a fork, to see if I would wake up. I tried rescanning my PC to see if it was some kind of horrible virus. I even considered praying. I cried tears of pure blood, but it didn't go away. There is no doubt. You're being a horrible, NICE CUNT.
OK, I'm done. Carry on.   :fap:
 

How can I help? You seem so very upset. Would you like some nice hot tea?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:50:58 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:50:09 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 21, 2010, 04:45:36 AM
As promised Dok, I am now telling you that you are a total, unadulterated, 169% 24 carat CUNT! I tried stabbing myself in the leg with a fork, to see if I would wake up. I tried rescanning my PC to see if it was some kind of horrible virus. I even considered praying. I cried tears of pure blood, but it didn't go away. There is no doubt. You're being a horrible, NICE CUNT.
OK, I'm done. Carry on.   :fap:
 

How can I help? You seem so very upset. Would you like some nice hot tea?

Off to bed, to dream of lollipop fields and newspaper taxis.

G'night.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:53:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:50:58 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:50:09 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 21, 2010, 04:45:36 AM
As promised Dok, I am now telling you that you are a total, unadulterated, 169% 24 carat CUNT! I tried stabbing myself in the leg with a fork, to see if I would wake up. I tried rescanning my PC to see if it was some kind of horrible virus. I even considered praying. I cried tears of pure blood, but it didn't go away. There is no doubt. You're being a horrible, NICE CUNT.
OK, I'm done. Carry on.   :fap:
 

How can I help? You seem so very upset. Would you like some nice hot tea?

Off to bed, to dream of lollipop fields and newspaper taxis.

G'night.
What a wonderful dream!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 21, 2010, 04:57:17 AM
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/crazy.gif)This is what you BOTH deserve to dream of! And then to wake up, and find out she is real. And lying next to you, gazing deeply into yuor eyes.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:58:27 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 21, 2010, 04:57:17 AM
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/crazy.gif)This is what you BOTH deserve to dream of! And then to wake up, and find out she is real. And lying next to you, gazing deeply into yuor eyes.  :argh!:

That poor child needs help, I will see what I can do.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Hugs 'N Kisses on October 21, 2010, 05:27:40 AM
Hi. My name is Heart. I'm from Gumdrop Forrest, Candyland. I love you all.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 05:28:57 AM
(http://www.martinparksandrecreation.com/soccer%20balls.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Wizard on October 21, 2010, 05:29:50 AM
Goddamn fucking, hippy alt. Say another friendly thing and I'll glass you.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 21, 2010, 05:30:18 AM
Quote from: Hugs 'N Kisses on October 21, 2010, 05:27:40 AM
Hi. My name is Heart. I'm from Gumdrop Forrest, Candyland. I love you all.
With all due respect, you also can fuck right off!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Hugs 'N Kisses on October 21, 2010, 05:36:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:48:11 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:46:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:42:52 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:42:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:41:09 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:40:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:35:26 AM
I fucking hate you guys  :lulz:

We're ALL going to be NICE and HAPPY, Squid.

Everyone.  Forever.

Don't make me pull this car over :spag:

"WHY WOULD ANYONE GET OUT OF THE CAR?"
- Ludo, Lake Ponchatrain

Who is driving car Dok?

Nobody.  I have cruise control.

WRONG ANSWER!! WHO IS DRIVING CAR.

I don't know.

Love. That's who. And it's watching out for all of us, no need to worry anymore.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 21, 2010, 05:39:53 AM
OK OK, PASS ME THE KOOLAID! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF IT ALL!
I JUST WANT IT ALL TO STOOOOOPPP!  :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: You bunch of cunts!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Hugs 'N Kisses on October 21, 2010, 05:49:40 AM
(http://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb408/world_of_b/1287169711636.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 21, 2010, 05:50:32 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:33:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:31:39 AM
Ima go for that Lexus "pre-owned" commercial voice next.

I will fly to Tuscon and destroy you. I will bring my smiting sword and my shankin' knife. YOUR BRAND OF NOT EVIL MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://blog.aclarke.eu/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/farnsworth.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Troll Monster on October 21, 2010, 08:53:05 AM
Quote from: Labby Rinth on October 11, 2010, 08:48:55 PM
cxc,rm, tr. yxq oxbw ir.

2 down, 3 right on a QWERTY keyboard. I basically spelled it out for you in my custom title. No effort needed to figure this out.


(http://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb408/world_of_b/1235388714405.jpg)

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Troll Monster on October 21, 2010, 09:16:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 08:38:02 PM
Quote from: bookends on September 20, 2010, 08:12:26 PM
I will just set this down right here for a minute, brb.

(http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb352/washington871/KingDaruko1.jpg)

Bye again, Pop Tart.

(http://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb408/world_of_b/Ph4tL3wT.jpg)

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: pharmakon on October 21, 2010, 10:35:15 AM
pharmakon; dear Watson or holy Watson.

Location: Southern Finland.

University student. Cultural anthropology, comparative religion, psychology, sustainable development... I'll probably never a) graduate b) find a job.

I don't have too much free time, and the little I've got I tend to fill with student alliance stuff, writing, getting drunk , singing, fixing the car or mending the roof with my old man and having conversations with friends both online and IRL.

The first time I heard about Eris and Discordianism was some two or three years ago. More or less lunatic friend of mine sent me some quotes from Principia, and I got curious... and curiosity is a sin. Now I know, why.

(http://imgur.com/lqYaMl.jpg)
          \
          Yes, I also have a dog.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Placid Dingo on October 21, 2010, 01:02:46 PM
Hello! I know nothing about Finland, but it looks pretty. And I like your dog.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Reeducation on October 21, 2010, 01:14:29 PM
Finland: http://varjosanomat.com/?p=1564 (http://varjosanomat.com/?p=1564)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Rumckle on October 21, 2010, 01:28:37 PM
What's with all the different areas of study? Do you just end up getting bored with something and move onto to something else, or are you taking them all at once?

Also, everything I know about Finland I learnt from comics:


(http://humoncomics.com/art/Dysfunctional-Family.jpg)

(http://humoncomics.com/art/sauna-time.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: pharmakon on October 21, 2010, 02:33:22 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on October 21, 2010, 01:02:46 PM
Hello! I know nothing about Finland, but it looks pretty. And I like your dog.

Yeah, the dog looks nice and has an ego of goddamn Napoleon and Saddam Hussein combined. Last time I saw the bug, it was trying to attack a truck.

edit: didn't run fast enough and therefore is still alive, luckily.

Quote from: Rumckle on October 21, 2010, 01:28:37 PM
What's with all the different areas of study? Do you just end up getting bored with something and move onto to something else, or are you taking them all at once?

I'm taking them all at once. The list didn't include the subjects I started but  got bored with. Those would include German and English philology. It's not as bad as it sounds, though - some of those subjects are so called short minors, so it's manageable to study them at the same time.

Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Liam Stoat on October 21, 2010, 01:38:45 PM

I know all the words to the Monty Python song about it, does that count?

Definitely.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Hanni on October 22, 2010, 05:01:40 PM
Hey, I just joined today (read a little bit of the goings on and I'll admit to being a tad nervous!) Thought I should start here...   

Demographic info: I'm 'not quite' 18 yet and live in the first Boston. 

Professional Info - piano teacher, full time student and bread roll seller

What you like to do in your free time - what free time?

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? - I found her a little over a year ago by accident whilst 'researching' a religion I could use to get me out of trouble at school. Since then I've just tried to find out as much as I can and TRY to get the nub and gist.

A picture will come when I can find one :)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on October 22, 2010, 05:05:08 PM
Another one for the New England cabal. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Hanni on October 22, 2010, 05:18:01 PM
*ahem*

Boston would be in Old England
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on October 22, 2010, 05:29:42 PM
lozenge?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 06:45:42 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 22, 2010, 05:01:40 PM
I found her a little over a year ago by accident whilst 'researching' a religion I could use to get me out of trouble at school.

BEST REASON FOR DISCORDIANISM EVER.

Welcome aboard.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on October 22, 2010, 07:07:34 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 22, 2010, 05:01:40 PM
Hey, I just joined today (read a little bit of the goings on and I'll admit to being a tad nervous!) Thought I should start here...   

Demographic info: I'm 'not quite' 18 yet and live in the first Boston. 

Professional Info - piano teacher, full time student and bread roll seller

What you like to do in your free time - what free time?

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? - I found her a little over a year ago by accident whilst 'researching' a religion I could use to get me out of trouble at school. Since then I've just tried to find out as much as I can and TRY to get the nub and gist.

A picture will come when I can find one :)

Hey there Boston kid.

Get a fake ID and come hang out with the old people at bars.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on October 22, 2010, 07:09:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 22, 2010, 07:07:34 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 22, 2010, 05:01:40 PM
Hey, I just joined today (read a little bit of the goings on and I'll admit to being a tad nervous!) Thought I should start here...   

Demographic info: I'm 'not quite' 18 yet and live in the first Boston. 

Professional Info - piano teacher, full time student and bread roll seller

What you like to do in your free time - what free time?

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? - I found her a little over a year ago by accident whilst 'researching' a religion I could use to get me out of trouble at school. Since then I've just tried to find out as much as I can and TRY to get the nub and gist.

A picture will come when I can find one :)

Hey there Boston kid.

Get a fake ID and come hang out with the old people at bars.

He appears to be from the Boston on the other side of the Atlantic. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on October 22, 2010, 07:29:53 PM
No such thing.  Science proves it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 07:31:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 22, 2010, 07:29:53 PM
No such thing.  Science proves it.

Not necessarily.  Space/time gets all stretchy, I am told (particularly in the presence of Freeky), so it is entirely possible that you may have part of Boston sitting on top of Liverpool.

It would explain all the screaming and blood, right?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on October 22, 2010, 07:55:53 PM
By Jove, that would explain a lot!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 22, 2010, 09:11:22 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 22, 2010, 05:18:01 PM
*ahem*

Boston would be in Old England
Only just though. Isn't half of Lincolnshire 3 feet under the North Sea twice a day on a Spring tide?
Welcome Hanni, (from a proper County, with no coastline)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Hanni on October 22, 2010, 10:05:35 PM
That would be the one- I apparently live underwater most of the year.

Quote from: Punmeister Meisterpunner on October 22, 2010, 07:09:56 PM

He appears to be from the Boston on the other side of the Atlantic. 
*she :) 

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 06:45:42 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 22, 2010, 05:01:40 PM
I found her a little over a year ago by accident whilst 'researching' a religion I could use to get me out of trouble at school.

BEST REASON FOR DISCORDIANISM EVER.

Welcome aboard.
It's saved my skin many times
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Payne on October 23, 2010, 09:13:27 AM
Oho! Pixie will be pleased.

See, every year we have a meeting up of some of the British Discordians, and every year it's a sausage fest. Last couple years only Pixie has attended wang-less. It makes her sad. She is now certain to browbeat you into coming aong to the next one (wherever and whenever that'll be. We've been doing them in Edinburgh, but I live in Southampton now).
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 23, 2010, 10:47:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 23, 2010, 09:13:27 AM
Oho! Pixie will be pleased.

See, every year we have a meeting up of some of the British Discordians, and every year it's a sausage fest. Last couple years only Pixie has attended wang-less. It makes her sad. She is now certain to browbeat you into coming aong to the next one (wherever and whenever that'll be. We've been doing them in Edinburgh, but I live in Southampton now).

YAY! all I need now is proof that I am NOT the only female discordian in the country (i.e  one of you lasses actually turning up to a meatup.  :argh!:)

Welcome hanni! Hope you have fun here at PeeDee.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Hanni on October 23, 2010, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on October 23, 2010, 10:47:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 23, 2010, 09:13:27 AM
Oho! Pixie will be pleased.

See, every year we have a meeting up of some of the British Discordians, and every year it's a sausage fest. Last couple years only Pixie has attended wang-less. It makes her sad. She is now certain to browbeat you into coming aong to the next one (wherever and whenever that'll be. We've been doing them in Edinburgh, but I live in Southampton now).

YAY! all I need now is proof that I am NOT the only female discordian in the country (i.e  one of you lasses actually turning up to a meatup.  :argh!:)

Welcome hanni! Hope you have fun here at PeeDee.

Thanks! And it's nice to know I'm not the only one in the country- until I came here yesterday I'd never seen another Discordian.

I'll be driving soon so will be there wherever it is!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 23, 2010, 10:56:34 AM
My dearest Payne will be starting a when/where  to do DoD fread today.

Once he's been to Ikea and replaced the cushion cover he cigarette burned. :argh!:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 23, 2010, 03:46:52 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 22, 2010, 05:18:01 PM
*ahem*

Boston would be in Old England

Ah. St. Botolph's Town.

As a Proper Bostonian (the Masshole variety) I was at first mildly offended by your being a Old Bostonian. But then it made me think of something. We Discordian Bostonians around the world should band together and evangelize to people living in all the other Bostons. There's apparently a lot. We have our work cut out for us:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_(disambiguation)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Hanni on October 23, 2010, 08:10:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 23, 2010, 03:46:52 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 22, 2010, 05:18:01 PM
*ahem*

Boston would be in Old England

Ah. St. Botolph's Town.

As a Proper Bostonian (the Masshole variety) I was at first mildly offended by your being a Old Bostonian. But then it made me think of something. We Discordian Bostonians around the world should band together and evangelize to people living in all the other Bostons. There's apparently a lot. We have our work cut out for us:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_(disambiguation)

Might be a good idea :) There certainly are a lot of Bostons scattered around.

Reminds me of 'Up The Creek Without a Mullet'- I've never read it, but the author aimed to travel to every place in the globe called.. well.. Mullet.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 24, 2010, 04:27:09 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 23, 2010, 08:10:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 23, 2010, 03:46:52 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 22, 2010, 05:18:01 PM
*ahem*

Boston would be in Old England

Ah. St. Botolph's Town.

As a Proper Bostonian (the Masshole variety) I was at first mildly offended by your being a Old Bostonian. But then it made me think of something. We Discordian Bostonians around the world should band together and evangelize to people living in all the other Bostons. There's apparently a lot. We have our work cut out for us:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_(disambiguation)

Might be a good idea :) There certainly are a lot of Bostons scattered around.

Reminds me of 'Up The Creek Without a Mullet'- I've never read it, but the author aimed to travel to every place in the globe called.. well.. Mullet.

I'll mull over this, and you mull over this and see if we can come up with some good ways to accomplish this. We  could probably widen it to other cities too for anyone else who wants to jump in.

Hmmm... brb
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 24, 2010, 04:32:54 PM
Hanni, go here:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=27074.0
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on October 25, 2010, 01:54:59 PM
Only if we can all sing More Than A Feeling (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/More_Than_a_Feeling) in five-part harmony.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 26, 2010, 02:05:12 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on October 25, 2010, 01:54:59 PM
Only if we can all sing More Than A Feeling (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/More_Than_a_Feeling) in five-part harmony.

:lulz:

We can add them to the list for lulz if you like.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: snow bomb on October 26, 2010, 01:36:20 PM
Alright.  Nobody knows me, but if you search prior posts...

So, I've changed my name to snow bomb.  It has a funny, whimsical meaning to me, so thus it shall stay.  I posted on here for maybe... 10 posts before.  Mostly making a righteous ass of myself.  In my defense, I was drunk.  I'd like to try my hand at posting again, and hopefully with much less fail (on my part!) this time.  I'm really harmless, mostly lame, and don't actually have anything to prove.  I'm an Alaskan resident, (don't call me Alaskan.  I'm not, I just live here.) and... if you use simple logic that might indicate how I ended up here.  I've been reading in the interim months, and hopefully can comport myself with a higher level of dignity this time around.

Thanks!
Lauren
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on October 26, 2010, 01:41:02 PM
Welcome (back), SB.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: snow bomb on October 26, 2010, 01:53:17 PM
Thank you sir.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on October 26, 2010, 01:58:55 PM
I don't really remember you, though for a minute when I saw "Lauren" I had a short moment of, "Oh is it THE Lauren?"  I thought maybe things were about to get interesting.  But you're not, so all is good in the world. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: snow bomb on October 26, 2010, 02:06:31 PM
Nah, mostly what happened before was a bunch of drunken belligerence and not making a whole lot of sense.

Though my name is Lauren, I don't think I admitted that during my short stay here before.  I'm disappointed that I can't be THE Lauren though.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on October 26, 2010, 02:13:29 PM
I wonder what ever happened to THE Lauren.  Has anyone ever heard from her since the handover? 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 04:51:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 26, 2010, 02:13:29 PM
I wonder what ever happened to THE Lauren.  Has anyone ever heard from her since the handover? 

She stopped in once.

I still hated her.  I still do.  I put her on par with Hugh.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Hanni on October 26, 2010, 04:57:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 04:51:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 26, 2010, 02:13:29 PM
I wonder what ever happened to THE Lauren.  Has anyone ever heard from her since the handover? 

She stopped in once.

I still hated her.  I still do.  I put her on par with Hugh.

What happened with THE Lauren? Just so I know whether I should get the glaring eyes out if she turns up...

And Hello SB! How's it going?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 04:58:48 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 26, 2010, 04:57:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 04:51:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 26, 2010, 02:13:29 PM
I wonder what ever happened to THE Lauren.  Has anyone ever heard from her since the handover? 

She stopped in once.

I still hated her.  I still do.  I put her on par with Hugh.

What happened with THE Lauren? Just so I know whether I should get the glaring eyes out if she turns up...

And Hello SB! How's it going?

Way back in the day, she banned me for being "too chaotic".  In addition, she allowed the admins to run riot, particularly Hugh.

Meh.  It's old business, just another entry in my book of grudges.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Hanni on October 26, 2010, 05:19:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 04:58:48 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 26, 2010, 04:57:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 04:51:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 26, 2010, 02:13:29 PM
I wonder what ever happened to THE Lauren.  Has anyone ever heard from her since the handover? 

She stopped in once.

I still hated her.  I still do.  I put her on par with Hugh.

What happened with THE Lauren? Just so I know whether I should get the glaring eyes out if she turns up...

And Hello SB! How's it going?

Way back in the day, she banned me for being "too chaotic".  In addition, she allowed the admins to run riot, particularly Hugh.

Meh.  It's old business, just another entry in my book of grudges.

Banned... for being... Too chaotic?! Well- someone needs a kick up the ass.
And Hugh?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 06:03:58 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 26, 2010, 05:19:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 04:58:48 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 26, 2010, 04:57:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 04:51:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 26, 2010, 02:13:29 PM
I wonder what ever happened to THE Lauren.  Has anyone ever heard from her since the handover? 

She stopped in once.

I still hated her.  I still do.  I put her on par with Hugh.

What happened with THE Lauren? Just so I know whether I should get the glaring eyes out if she turns up...

And Hello SB! How's it going?

Way back in the day, she banned me for being "too chaotic".  In addition, she allowed the admins to run riot, particularly Hugh.

Meh.  It's old business, just another entry in my book of grudges.

Banned... for being... Too chaotic?! Well- someone needs a kick up the ass.
And Hugh?

Former admin.  Used his admin powers to run about 30 alts, to cause as much fighting as he could.  He also read peoples' PMs, and forwarded them to whomever would be most angered or hurt by them.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Hanni on October 26, 2010, 06:19:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 06:03:58 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 26, 2010, 05:19:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 04:58:48 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 26, 2010, 04:57:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 04:51:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 26, 2010, 02:13:29 PM
I wonder what ever happened to THE Lauren.  Has anyone ever heard from her since the handover? 

She stopped in once.

I still hated her.  I still do.  I put her on par with Hugh.

What happened with THE Lauren? Just so I know whether I should get the glaring eyes out if she turns up...

And Hello SB! How's it going?

Way back in the day, she banned me for being "too chaotic".  In addition, she allowed the admins to run riot, particularly Hugh.

Meh.  It's old business, just another entry in my book of grudges.

Banned... for being... Too chaotic?! Well- someone needs a kick up the ass.
And Hugh?

Former admin.  Used his admin powers to run about 30 alts, to cause as much fighting as he could.  He also read peoples' PMs, and forwarded them to whomever would be most angered or hurt by them.

Ahh, good thing he's not around then- sounds like a nasty piece of work. As much as heated discussions can make things interesting sometimes full on arguments are never good.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on October 26, 2010, 06:34:48 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 26, 2010, 06:19:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 06:03:58 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 26, 2010, 05:19:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 04:58:48 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 26, 2010, 04:57:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 04:51:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 26, 2010, 02:13:29 PM
I wonder what ever happened to THE Lauren.  Has anyone ever heard from her since the handover?  

She stopped in once.

I still hated her.  I still do.  I put her on par with Hugh.

What happened with THE Lauren? Just so I know whether I should get the glaring eyes out if she turns up...

And Hello SB! How's it going?

Way back in the day, she banned me for being "too chaotic".  In addition, she allowed the admins to run riot, particularly Hugh.

Meh.  It's old business, just another entry in my book of grudges.

Banned... for being... Too chaotic?! Well- someone needs a kick up the ass.
And Hugh?

Former admin.  Used his admin powers to run about 30 alts, to cause as much fighting as he could.  He also read peoples' PMs, and forwarded them to whomever would be most angered or hurt by them.

Ahh, good thing he's not around then- sounds like a nasty piece of work. As much as heated discussions can make things interesting sometimes full on arguments are never good.
Sounds like he was a real Machiavelian arch manipulator bucket of old titwank!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: minuspace on October 31, 2010, 03:46:29 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 26, 2010, 06:34:48 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 26, 2010, 06:19:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 06:03:58 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 26, 2010, 05:19:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 04:58:48 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 26, 2010, 04:57:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 04:51:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 26, 2010, 02:13:29 PM
I wonder what ever happened to THE Lauren.  Has anyone ever heard from her since the handover?  

She stopped in once.

I still hated her.  I still do.  I put her on par with Hugh.

What happened with THE Lauren? Just so I know whether I should get the glaring eyes out if she turns up...

And Hello SB! How's it going?

Way back in the day, she banned me for being "too chaotic".  In addition, she allowed the admins to run riot, particularly Hugh.

Meh.  It's old business, just another entry in my book of grudges.

Banned... for being... Too chaotic?! Well- someone needs a kick up the ass.
And Hugh?

Former admin.  Used his admin powers to run about 30 alts, to cause as much fighting as he could.  He also read peoples' PMs, and forwarded them to whomever would be most angered or hurt by them.

Ahh, good thing he's not around then- sounds like a nasty piece of work. As much as heated discussions can make things interesting sometimes full on arguments are never good.
Sounds like he was a real Machiavelian arch manipulator bucket of old titwank!
bucket of old titwank! tassel of bloody shit-weenies!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Frankenbeans on November 08, 2010, 06:00:36 PM
Demographic info- Male.  28.  Currently living in NC, planning on moving to the left coast (probably Portland) next year.

Professional Info - I'm a web designer/illustrator.  Specifically I'm currently Sr Web Designer for a ginormous "adult" company.

What you like to do in your free time- Horror, booze, art, booze, horror, comic books, horror, art, video games, movies, comedy.

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? - art, funny things, and anything that makes people look at things differently

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? - I've been an atheist and an oddball from an early age, and grew up in the south, so it was always my prerogative to fuck with people or at least encourage them to question the things they've always believed in.  I came across a Discordian site years ago and immediately thought "Wooooow, these people are a lot like me."  Then Eris came over and I put it in her pooper.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2010, 06:03:42 PM
Frankenbeans shares an IP addie with Choptop, who was actually...Can anyone guess?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Juana on November 08, 2010, 06:19:32 PM
Predictably, Poptard right? I don't get that guy. Freakishly persistent.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Frankenbeans on November 08, 2010, 06:28:54 PM
I never signed up for this board under the name Poptard.  I joined as Choptop and tried to break the ice by being funny in this thread, and was immediately called Poptard and banned. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on November 08, 2010, 06:31:06 PM
Hey Frank.  If you've been here before, you know the routine.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2010, 06:34:10 PM
Quote from: Frankenbeans on November 08, 2010, 06:28:54 PM
I never signed up for this board under the name Poptard.  I joined as Choptop and tried to break the ice by being funny in this thread, and was immediately called Poptard and banned. 

I looked at your old account.  Having the avatar, etc, you had, plus an IP match, smacked of poptard.

Not sure where the funny part was.  Perhaps it was the same as "putting it in Eris's pooper", which had me in absolute hysterics.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2010, 06:34:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 08, 2010, 06:31:06 PM
Hey Frank.  If you've been here before, you know the routine.

A comfortable chair and good conversation?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Frankenbeans on November 08, 2010, 06:37:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2010, 06:34:10 PM
Quote from: Frankenbeans on November 08, 2010, 06:28:54 PM
I never signed up for this board under the name Poptard.  I joined as Choptop and tried to break the ice by being funny in this thread, and was immediately called Poptard and banned. 

I looked at your old account.  Having the avatar, etc, you had, plus an IP match, smacked of poptard.

Not sure where the funny part was.  Perhaps it was the same as "putting it in Eris's pooper", which had me in absolute hysterics.

No, I meant the funny part where I photoshopped my Choptop avatar with dicks drawn on his face, like you had pranked him after drugging his drink.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2010, 06:38:48 PM
Quote from: Frankenbeans on November 08, 2010, 06:37:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2010, 06:34:10 PM
Quote from: Frankenbeans on November 08, 2010, 06:28:54 PM
I never signed up for this board under the name Poptard.  I joined as Choptop and tried to break the ice by being funny in this thread, and was immediately called Poptard and banned. 

I looked at your old account.  Having the avatar, etc, you had, plus an IP match, smacked of poptard.

Not sure where the funny part was.  Perhaps it was the same as "putting it in Eris's pooper", which had me in absolute hysterics.

No, I meant the funny part where I photoshopped my Choptop avatar with dicks drawn on his face, like you had pranked him after drugging his drink.

We call that "Weltburgering".
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on November 08, 2010, 06:39:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2010, 06:34:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 08, 2010, 06:31:06 PM
Hey Frank.  If you've been here before, you know the routine.

A comfortable chair and good conversation?

INDEED.
  \
:judge:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2010, 06:42:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 08, 2010, 06:39:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2010, 06:34:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 08, 2010, 06:31:06 PM
Hey Frank.  If you've been here before, you know the routine.

A comfortable chair and good conversation?

INDEED.
  \
:judge:

THAT'S HWHY WE'RE HYEAR, YES YES.
\
:lord:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Frankenbeans on November 08, 2010, 06:43:38 PM
Yeah, I think this was what got me dubbed as "Poptard" and banned -

Quote from: choptop on September 22, 2010, 03:51:37 AM
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/b29f8bf4e4.jpg)

Hey guys, how's it going?  Have you seen my wallet?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2010, 06:45:12 PM
Quote from: Frankenbeans on November 08, 2010, 06:43:38 PM
Yeah, I think this was what got me dubbed as "Poptard" and banned -

Quote from: choptop on September 22, 2010, 03:51:37 AM
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/b29f8bf4e4.jpg)

Hey guys, how's it going?  Have you seen my wallet?

Actually, I think it was the avatar, etc.  I honestly can't remember.  I'm not even sure I was involved.

What you CAN do is PM the account "The MGT".  That usually solves everything.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on November 08, 2010, 06:45:42 PM
Quote from: Frankenbeans on November 08, 2010, 06:43:38 PM
Yeah, I think this was what got me dubbed as "Poptard" and banned -

Quote from: choptop on September 22, 2010, 03:51:37 AM
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/b29f8bf4e4.jpg)

Hey guys, how's it going?  Have you seen my wallet?

Well first off, that is disgusting, and second, you forgot the swastikas.

I mean damn if you are going to copy another asshole's work, at least do it correctly.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2010, 06:46:32 PM
Quote from: Khara on November 08, 2010, 06:45:42 PM
Quote from: Frankenbeans on November 08, 2010, 06:43:38 PM
Yeah, I think this was what got me dubbed as "Poptard" and banned -

Quote from: choptop on September 22, 2010, 03:51:37 AM
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/b29f8bf4e4.jpg)

Hey guys, how's it going?  Have you seen my wallet?

Well first off, that is disgusting, and second, you forgot the swastikas.

I mean damn if you are going to copy another asshole's work, at least do it correctly.

Well, to be honest, we don't know that he was copying Weltburger.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on November 08, 2010, 06:47:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2010, 06:45:12 PM
What you CAN do is PM the account "The MGT".  That usually solves everything.

Yes, this has fixed many issues I have had in my time here on PD.  It is always best to PM "The MGT" with any problems that occur!!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2010, 07:06:08 PM
Quote from: Khara on November 08, 2010, 06:47:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2010, 06:45:12 PM
What you CAN do is PM the account "The MGT".  That usually solves everything.

Yes, this has fixed many issues I have had in my time here on PD.  It is always best to PM "The MGT" with any problems that occur!!

Board crashed.  Maybe we shouldn't have suggested that.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on November 08, 2010, 07:09:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2010, 07:06:08 PM
Quote from: Khara on November 08, 2010, 06:47:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2010, 06:45:12 PM
What you CAN do is PM the account "The MGT".  That usually solves everything.

Yes, this has fixed many issues I have had in my time here on PD.  It is always best to PM "The MGT" with any problems that occur!!

Board crashed.  Maybe we shouldn't have suggested that.   :lulz:

:eek:  Oh Shi...
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on November 08, 2010, 07:10:21 PM
 :argh!:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2010, 07:29:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 08, 2010, 07:10:21 PM
:argh!:

It could have been worse.  Remember when GITM PM'd The Mgt? 

Yeah.  1.5 years in the calaboose.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on November 08, 2010, 07:31:40 PM
I suppose he's out now... I wonder how he's been doing?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2010, 07:34:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 08, 2010, 07:31:40 PM
I suppose he's out now... I wonder how he's been doing?

Not sure.  The bastard tracked me down and asked if I could put him up for a while, but nothing doing.  I have kids, after all, and he is a walking bad example.  I told him to stay in Chicago, where people like him fit in.

That was a few years back.  I haven't heard from him since, IIRC.

TGRR,
Prefers his neighbors to have ears, so I can yell at them and have it be appreciated.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Da6s on November 08, 2010, 09:14:45 PM
I just realized I never did one of these, so here we go.

(http://imgur.com/quLG0.jpg)


Demographic Info: 23. Formerly mired in the south, recently transplanted to the glorious Colorado mountains.
Professional Info: Hospitality Major, taking time off from degree to be a ski bum and enjoy my early 20's.
Hobbies: snowboarding, biking, traveling, impulsiveness
Preferred topics: absurdity in the daily world, politics, philosophy, conspiracy theories, discrediting religious doctrine, tourism/world travel

How I found Goddess: 
My obsession with Asia Argento
(http://www.tattoosbydesign.com/celebrities/images/argento3.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Frankenbeans on November 08, 2010, 11:47:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2010, 06:46:32 PM
Well, to be honest, we don't know that he was copying Weltburger.

Nope, wasn't intentionally copying anyone.  Some one else made a joke about slipping me roofies, and that was my retort.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2010, 02:34:02 AM
Quote from: Da6s on November 08, 2010, 09:14:45 PM
I just realized I never did one of these, so here we go.

(http://imgur.com/quLG0.jpg)


Demographic Info: 23. Formerly mired in the south, recently transplanted to the glorious Colorado mountains.
Professional Info: Hospitality Major, taking time off from degree to be a ski bum and enjoy my early 20's.
Hobbies: snowboarding, biking, traveling, impulsiveness
Preferred topics: absurdity in the daily world, politics, philosophy, conspiracy theories, discrediting religious doctrine, tourism/world travel

How I found Goddess: 
My obsession with Asia Argento
(http://www.tattoosbydesign.com/celebrities/images/argento3.jpg)

Needs pic without your hand on your face, for WOMPing.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2010, 02:34:59 AM
Quote from: Frankenbeans on November 08, 2010, 11:47:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2010, 06:46:32 PM
Well, to be honest, we don't know that he was copying Weltburger.

Nope, wasn't intentionally copying anyone.  Some one else made a joke about slipping me roofies, and that was my retort.

Yeah, well, post a damn pic, willya?  We have bad photoshopping to do.  It's a tradition.

(You should see the horrible, utterly disrespectful things these bastards do to me, their high epopt.)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Triple Zero on November 09, 2010, 08:00:37 AM
Quote from: Frankenbeans on November 08, 2010, 06:43:38 PM
Yeah, I think this was what got me dubbed as "Poptard" and banned -

Quote from: choptop on September 22, 2010, 03:51:37 AM
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/b29f8bf4e4.jpg)

Hey guys, how's it going?  Have you seen my wallet?

Judging from the varying line widths, those were drawn with a drawing tablet, right?

I don't think either Wartbugger nor Poopturd would use or own one, given their so far demonstrated lack of artistic talents. I say to give him a chance, at least until he starts spamming up the place (note Frankenbeans: please don't. we're really nice)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Frankenbeans on November 09, 2010, 01:03:17 PM
Yep, an old old Wacom Intuos 2.

I'll post a pic for you savages shortly, promise.  First City Hustle is being awesome and unbanning the Choptop account so I can post under it instead of Frankenbeans, so I guess I'll be making the old nickname switcheroo sometime later.

Now I just have to cross my fingers that Doktor Howl doesn't immediately ban me whenever he sees I'm back.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Choptop on November 09, 2010, 01:29:37 PM
Ok, game on  :fap:

This is the only recent picture I can dig up.  It's a shitty facebook photo, but it's me -

(http://i743.photobucket.com/albums/xx76/choptopCG2/35702_1443675646608_1074603110_1231659_1019173_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 09, 2010, 01:50:17 PM
Quote from: Frankenbeans on November 09, 2010, 01:03:17 PM
Yep, an old old Wacom Intuos 2.

I'll post a pic for you savages shortly, promise.  First City Hustle is being awesome and unbanning the Choptop account so I can post under it instead of Frankenbeans, so I guess I'll be making the old nickname switcheroo sometime later.

Now I just have to cross my fingers that Doktor Howl doesn't immediately ban me whenever he sees I'm back.

Doktor Howl is on extended sabbatical.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Triple Zero on November 09, 2010, 03:19:07 PM
Quote from: Frankenbeans on November 09, 2010, 01:03:17 PM
Now I just have to cross my fingers that Doktor Howl doesn't immediately ban me whenever he sees I'm back.

Nah we had a little PM chat among admins and as far as I can tell, all is good. Apologies for the inconvenience.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on November 09, 2010, 03:20:14 PM
Yeah, we're not entirely sure what happened there, but sincere apologies for the trouble it caused and be assured it wont happen again.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2010, 03:41:56 PM
Quote from: Frankenbeans on November 09, 2010, 01:03:17 PM

Now I just have to cross my fingers that Doktor Howl doesn't immediately ban me whenever he sees I'm back.

I think he can be controlled.  He's not a bad guy, just very rude.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2010, 03:42:51 PM
Quote from: choptop on November 09, 2010, 01:29:37 PM
Ok, game on  :fap:

This is the only recent picture I can dig up.  It's a shitty facebook photo, but it's me -

(http://i743.photobucket.com/albums/xx76/choptopCG2/35702_1443675646608_1074603110_1231659_1019173_n.jpg)

It's a start.  A head-on pic would be nice, though, if you can manage it.

Horrormirthy WOMP coming soon.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Choptop on November 09, 2010, 04:06:57 PM
Alright alright, a couple more - knock yourself out.

(http://i743.photobucket.com/albums/xx76/choptopCG2/31037_1419438600697_1074603110_1165126_5585787_n.jpg)
(http://i743.photobucket.com/albums/xx76/choptopCG2/27103_1321923562882_1074603110_929249_6926786_n.jpg)

And for real, thanks for the assistance. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2010, 05:50:42 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/heavymetal.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Choptop on November 09, 2010, 07:24:24 PM
(http://i743.photobucket.com/albums/xx76/choptopCG2/Untitled-1.jpg)

:fap:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2010, 07:25:26 PM
Quote from: Choptop on November 09, 2010, 07:24:24 PM
(http://i743.photobucket.com/albums/xx76/choptopCG2/Untitled-1.jpg)

:fap:

Very nice.   :lulz:

But the quality of the photoshop, well...it's TOO good for religious purposes.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jimmy Chitwood on November 09, 2010, 07:29:46 PM
Quote from: Choptop on November 09, 2010, 07:24:24 PM
:fap:

its ruby!!!!! that fab has an ip match!!!!! ban her!!!!! everyone is someone else!!!!!!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2010, 07:30:24 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on November 09, 2010, 07:29:46 PM
Quote from: Choptop on November 09, 2010, 07:24:24 PM
:fap:

its ruby!!!!! that fab has an ip match!!!!! ban her!!!!! everyone is someone else!!!!!!

Hush, Ruby.  It's time for your lithium.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jimmy Chitwood on November 09, 2010, 07:32:30 PM
Quote from: Choptop on November 09, 2010, 07:24:24 PM
:fap:

that fap!!!! we were sure it was poptart at first!!!! but now we know its ruby!!!!! ban it quick before it posts!!!!!!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2010, 07:33:11 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on November 09, 2010, 07:32:30 PM
Quote from: Choptop on November 09, 2010, 07:24:24 PM
:fap:

that fap!!!! we were sure it was poptart at first!!!! but now we know its ruby!!!!! ban it quick before it posts!!!!!!

Medication time, Ruby.  We wouldn't want any more of your "accidents" with your kids, right?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Triple Zero on November 09, 2010, 08:35:47 PM
Quote from: Choptop on November 09, 2010, 04:06:57 PM
(http://i743.photobucket.com/albums/xx76/choptopCG2/27103_1321923562882_1074603110_929249_6926786_n.jpg)

Is it me, or does he kind of look like a cross between Vex and Hoopla? :)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Triple Zero on November 09, 2010, 08:38:10 PM
Quote from: Choptop on November 09, 2010, 04:06:57 PM
And for real, thanks for the assistance. 

Thank you for understanding, as you might have gathered by now, we recently have had some very persistent trolls coming through bucketloads of proxies.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Choptop on November 09, 2010, 09:16:28 PM
Yeah, I gathered there was some major griefing afoot.  No worries.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Da6s on November 09, 2010, 09:19:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2010, 02:34:02 AM


Needs pic without your hand on your face, for WOMPing.


(http://imgur.com/xmEWN.jpg)


Edit: It's old but it's one of the more recent sober face pics i have. I avoid camera's like an amish man.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Choptop on November 09, 2010, 11:31:38 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 09, 2010, 08:35:47 PM
Quote from: Choptop on November 09, 2010, 04:06:57 PM
(http://i743.photobucket.com/albums/xx76/choptopCG2/27103_1321923562882_1074603110_929249_6926786_n.jpg)

Is it me, or does he kind of look like a cross between Vex and Hoopla? :)

You know my parents?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:02:18 AM
    * Demographic info: 45. Naturalized Hoosier. Christian anarchist.
   * Professional Info: Editor. NO I will NOT edit your work of fiction or your PhD dissertation.
   * What you like to do in your free time: Pretend to play bass guitar; read philosophy that I don't understand; watch cats torment small animals.
   * What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Conspiracy theories; apocalyptic rhetoric; theoretical physics; culture jamming; graphic design. I would like to start a profit-making enterprise that combines all of these things.
   * How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? RAW and Adam Parfrey. I killed her.

(http://emerod.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/your_image-1.jpg)

AKA: Subcommander Guido.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 10, 2010, 05:16:16 AM
i work with a guy with your name  :sad:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:20:40 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 10, 2010, 05:16:16 AM
i work with a guy with your name  :sad:

What a coincidence! I work with a Squid! Which office are you in?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on November 10, 2010, 02:37:05 PM
Quote from: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:02:18 AM
   * Demographic info: 45. Naturalized Hoosier. Christian anarchist.
   * Professional Info: Editor. NO I will NOT edit your work of fiction or your PhD dissertation.
   * What you like to do in your free time: Pretend to play bass guitar; read philosophy that I don't understand; watch cats torment small animals.
   * What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Conspiracy theories; apocalyptic rhetoric; theoretical physics; culture jamming; graphic design. I would like to start a profit-making enterprise that combines all of these things.
   * How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? RAW and Adam Parfrey. I killed her.

(http://emerod.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/your_image-1.jpg)

AKA: Subcommander Guido.

Hey Emerod. What kind of editing do you do? Me, I do editorial stuff for a textbook publisher.

What kind of culture jamming are you into? Me, I'm a big fan of posters and subtle intrusions into pedestrian reality.

Do you think for-profit and culture-jamming are at odds?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 03:43:31 PM
Quote from: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:02:18 AM
   * Demographic info: 45. Naturalized Hoosier. Christian anarchist.
   * Professional Info: Editor. NO I will NOT edit your work of fiction or your PhD dissertation.
   * What you like to do in your free time: Pretend to play bass guitar; read philosophy that I don't understand; watch cats torment small animals.
   * What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Conspiracy theories; apocalyptic rhetoric; theoretical physics; culture jamming; graphic design. I would like to start a profit-making enterprise that combines all of these things.
   * How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? RAW and Adam Parfrey. I killed her.

(http://emerod.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/your_image-1.jpg)

AKA: Subcommander Guido.

Heh.  I edited for pay back in the 90s.  Romance novels.  Don't ask.

Also, what precisely is a Christian Anarchist (Note to everyone else:  No, I'm not going to start the anarchy argument up again, I'm just curious.  So fuck off, you pack of Goddamn hyenas.)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Whatever on November 10, 2010, 03:45:36 PM
emerod looks a lot like Ned Flanders.


Just sayin!   :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on November 10, 2010, 03:54:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 03:43:31 PM
Also, what precisely is a Christian Anarchist (Note to everyone else:  No, I'm not going to start the anarchy argument up again, I'm just curious.  So fuck off, you pack of Goddamn hyenas.)

You've got a good point.  Luke 20:25 doesn't say, "Tell Ceaser to shove it up his ass."
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on November 10, 2010, 04:01:13 PM
I'm going to intervene temporarily and say "Tolstoy".  This may or may not have a bearing on the current discussion.

Also I don't know about Luke 20:25 but there has been substanstial discussion on Romans 13 by Christian Anarchists.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on November 10, 2010, 04:04:11 PM
Ah.  I forgot about that.

One could make the argument that Romans 13 isn't anarchic so much as it is submitting to an even more powerful Authority.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on November 10, 2010, 04:08:51 PM
I found a defense against Luke 20:25, actually

Quote from: Jacques Ellul"Render unto Caesar..." in no way divides the exercise of authority into two realms....They were said in response to another matter: the payment of taxes, and the coin. The mark on the coin is that of Caesar; it is the mark of his property. Therefore give Caesar this money; it is his. It is not a question of legitimizing taxes! It means that Caesar, having created money, is its master. That's all. Let us not forget that money, for Jesus, is the domain of Mammon, a satanic domain!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 04:12:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 10, 2010, 03:54:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 03:43:31 PM
Also, what precisely is a Christian Anarchist (Note to everyone else:  No, I'm not going to start the anarchy argument up again, I'm just curious.  So fuck off, you pack of Goddamn hyenas.)

You've got a good point.  Luke 20:25 doesn't say, "Tell Ceaser to shove it up his ass."

Simon and Peter were pretty rowdy, though.  They didn't call Simon "The Zealot" for nothing, and Peter would totally pull a GITM and slice your ear off.  D/N/T.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 04:14:15 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 04:08:51 PM
I found a defense against Luke 20:25, actually

Quote from: Jacques Ellul"Render unto Caesar..." in no way divides the exercise of authority into two realms....They were said in response to another matter: the payment of taxes, and the coin. The mark on the coin is that of Caesar; it is the mark of his property. Therefore give Caesar this money; it is his. It is not a question of legitimizing taxes! It means that Caesar, having created money, is its master. That's all. Let us not forget that money, for Jesus, is the domain of Mammon, a satanic domain!

Ellul was full of shit.  Jesus was pointing out that, for his purposes, taxes were of no concern...And that they were due Ceasar.  I've heard this argument before, mostly from Calvinists.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on November 10, 2010, 04:23:29 PM
It seems to me very much a case of Law of Fivesing/Confirmation Bias to me as well, but so does 95% of attempted interaction between religion and political philosophy.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on November 10, 2010, 04:25:52 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 04:23:29 PM
It seems to me very much a case of Law of Fivesing/Confirmation Bias to me as well, but so does 95% of attempted interaction between religion and political philosophy.

So, perhaps the best way to put it is he self-affirms the spiritual label of Christian, and the political label of anarchist.  No need to try to combine the two.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on November 10, 2010, 04:27:07 PM
Well sure.  If you want cognitive dissonance.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 04:30:47 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 04:23:29 PM
It seems to me very much a case of Law of Fivesing/Confirmation Bias to me as well, but so does 95% of attempted interaction between religion and political philosophy.

Well, one of the really interesting things about Jesus was that all of his references to politics were either to stay out of them, or that they weren't relevant to him or his message.

So, obviously, that's a commandment for Christians to push their religion into the political sphere as much as is possible.  Back in the early 80s, Pat Robertson - for one example - DEMANDED a "minimum quote of Christian conservatives in congress".  When one of Reagan's people told him there was a constitutional problem with that, Robertson took Reagan's correction as divinely inspired by Jesus, and dropped the subject...Until 9/13/01, when he and Falwell and some other spag came out with the "I told you so"'s.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 04:31:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 10, 2010, 04:25:52 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 04:23:29 PM
It seems to me very much a case of Law of Fivesing/Confirmation Bias to me as well, but so does 95% of attempted interaction between religion and political philosophy.

So, perhaps the best way to put it is he self-affirms the spiritual label of Christian, and the political label of anarchist.  No need to try to combine the two.

Well, if you are a member of the strict interpretation crowd, even that's not kosher.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: emerod on November 10, 2010, 04:49:22 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 10, 2010, 02:37:05 PM


Hey Emerod. What kind of editing do you do? Me, I do editorial stuff for a textbook publisher.

What kind of culture jamming are you into? Me, I'm a big fan of posters and subtle intrusions into pedestrian reality.

Do you think for-profit and culture-jamming are at odds?

Former textbook editor. I still do journals, but most of my work now is academic book editing.

Posters, OMF notes in stores, etc. Nothing recent, actually.

No, I'm all for small-scale profit enterprises.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:01:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 03:43:31 PM


Also, what precisely is a Christian Anarchist (Note to everyone else:  No, I'm not going to start the anarchy argument up again, I'm just curious.  So fuck off, you pack of Goddamn hyenas.)

The power structures of this world are irrelevant and they obscure spiritual truth. They will all be destroyed.

See Jacques Ellul and Vernard Eller:
http://www.jesusradicals.com/theology/jacques-ellul/2/ (http://www.jesusradicals.com/theology/jacques-ellul/2/)
http://www.hccentral.com/eller12/index.html (http://www.hccentral.com/eller12/index.html)

See also
http://vftonline.org/XianAnarch/homepage.htm (http://vftonline.org/XianAnarch/homepage.htm)

"Christians are heaven-bent on the non-violent overthrow of all Secular Humanist Archies, and the proclamation of the right of Christ to be the world's sole Archist."
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:04:37 PM
Quote from: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:01:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 03:43:31 PM


Also, what precisely is a Christian Anarchist (Note to everyone else:  No, I'm not going to start the anarchy argument up again, I'm just curious.  So fuck off, you pack of Goddamn hyenas.)

The power structures of this world are irrelevant and they obscure spiritual truth. They will all be destroyed.

See Jacques Ellul and Vernard Eller:
http://www.jesusradicals.com/theology/jacques-ellul/2/ (http://www.jesusradicals.com/theology/jacques-ellul/2/)
http://www.hccentral.com/eller12/index.html (http://www.hccentral.com/eller12/index.html)

See also
http://vftonline.org/XianAnarch/homepage.htm (http://vftonline.org/XianAnarch/homepage.htm)

"Christians are heaven-bent on the non-violent overthrow of all Secular Humanist Archies, and the proclamation of the right of Christ to be the world's sole Archist."


Really?  Because looking at Christians these days, most of them have become Tea Party statists.  They're against taxes (that most of them don't actually pay), but they're FOR eradicating the few remaining rights we have.

Not speaking to your case, mind you...I have no idea what your opinions are on the subject.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:05:52 PM
Please note that I am not agreeing or disagreeing with the concept (Anarchy threads turn brutal and ugly, here), but rather my observations on what most Christians actually seem to be doing.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on November 10, 2010, 05:08:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 04:30:47 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 04:23:29 PM
It seems to me very much a case of Law of Fivesing/Confirmation Bias to me as well, but so does 95% of attempted interaction between religion and political philosophy.

Well, one of the really interesting things about Jesus was that all of his references to politics were either to stay out of them, or that they weren't relevant to him or his message.

That would actually segue into some interpretations of anarchism.  It would also be rather close to the Christian-Buddhist/weak nihilist type Nietzsche talked about in some of his books.

I would also suggest the Bible was in fact carefully expunged of most political commentary, to make it more palatable to a Roman audience.  Jesus did, after all, travel with a guy who was likely a Zealot, and had powerful friends, not to mention previous false Messiahs had often led uprisings against Roman rule (or attempted to, until they got crucified - one of these revolts happened when Jesus was around six, IIRC).

But for the standard interpretation of Jesus, certainly, apolitical would seem a much more plausible stance.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:09:44 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:08:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 04:30:47 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 04:23:29 PM
It seems to me very much a case of Law of Fivesing/Confirmation Bias to me as well, but so does 95% of attempted interaction between religion and political philosophy.

Well, one of the really interesting things about Jesus was that all of his references to politics were either to stay out of them, or that they weren't relevant to him or his message.

That would actually segue into some interpretations of anarchism.  It would also be rather close to the Christian-Buddhist/weak nihilist type Nietzsche talked about in some of his books.

I would also suggest the Bible was in fact carefully expunged of most political commentary, to make it more palatable to a Roman audience.  Jesus did, after all, travel with a guy who was likely a Zealot, and had powerful friends, not to mention previous false Messiahs had often led uprisings against Roman rule (or attempted to, until they got crucified - one of these revolts happened when Jesus was around six, IIRC).

But for the standard interpretation of Jesus, certainly, apolitical would seem a much more plausible stance.

Anarchism isn't apolitical, though, so I can't buy that.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:13:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:04:37 PM


Really?  Because looking at Christians these days, most of them have become Tea Party statists.  They're against taxes (that most of them don't actually pay), but they're FOR eradicating the few remaining rights we have.

Not speaking to your case, mind you...I have no idea what your opinions are on the subject.

I call these losers "Galtistas". Galtism is a collectivist fantasy favored by impotent, oppressed middle-class trolls who are completely dependent on society for all their needs. In this scheme, the Galtistas stage a series of mass demonstrations in order to extort ever greater rewards from their government sugar daddy.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on November 10, 2010, 05:15:53 PM
While I would tend to agree, since it is virtually impossible to be apolitical, there are some anarchist trends of thought which involve basically ignoring the state, church etc as much as possible and withdrawing from the world.  It's not entirely apolitical, as the choice to not involve oneself in politics is a political choice, but it's fairly close.

And, for obvious reasons, this has a large degree of overlap with the pacifist strands of anarchism and so most varieties Christian Anarchism.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on November 10, 2010, 05:16:13 PM
Quote from: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:13:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:04:37 PM


Really?  Because looking at Christians these days, most of them have become Tea Party statists.  They're against taxes (that most of them don't actually pay), but they're FOR eradicating the few remaining rights we have.

Not speaking to your case, mind you...I have no idea what your opinions are on the subject.

I call these losers "Galtistas". Galtism is a collectivist fantasy favored by impotent, oppressed middle-class trolls who are completely dependent on society for all their needs. In this scheme, the Galtistas stage a series of mass demonstrations in order to extort ever greater rewards from their government sugar daddy.

I like you already.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:17:31 PM
Quote from: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:13:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:04:37 PM


Really?  Because looking at Christians these days, most of them have become Tea Party statists.  They're against taxes (that most of them don't actually pay), but they're FOR eradicating the few remaining rights we have.

Not speaking to your case, mind you...I have no idea what your opinions are on the subject.

I call these losers "Galtistas". Galtism is a collectivist fantasy favored by impotent, oppressed middle-class trolls who are completely dependent on society for all their needs. In this scheme, the Galtistas stage a series of mass demonstrations in order to extort ever greater rewards from their government sugar daddy.

They're also about 48% of the US population, from what I can tell.

And they aren't demanding rewards, they're demanding tyranny.  Which, I suppose, would be a reward to a certain type of person.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:19:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 10, 2010, 04:25:52 PM

So, perhaps the best way to put it is he self-affirms the spiritual label of Christian, and the political label of anarchist.  No need to try to combine the two.

Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 04:27:07 PM
Well sure.  If you want cognitive dissonance.

As a matter of fact, I do want cognitive dissonance. I find it spiritually refreshing.

The name "emerod", BTW, is an old variation of hemorrhoid. A philistine king was afflicted with emerods because he offended God. In order to relieve himself, he was instructed to make golden images of them, which of course would require him to be completely humiliated.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:15:53 PM
While I would tend to agree, since it is virtually impossible to be apolitical,

For you and I.  I have a guy who works for me that has precisely zero political opinions.  It's kind of creepy.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:28:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:17:31 PM
Quote from: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:13:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:04:37 PM


Really?  Because looking at Christians these days, most of them have become Tea Party statists.  They're against taxes (that most of them don't actually pay), but they're FOR eradicating the few remaining rights we have.

Not speaking to your case, mind you...I have no idea what your opinions are on the subject.

I call these losers "Galtistas". Galtism is a collectivist fantasy favored by impotent, oppressed middle-class trolls who are completely dependent on society for all their needs. In this scheme, the Galtistas stage a series of mass demonstrations in order to extort ever greater rewards from their government sugar daddy.

They're also about 48% of the US population, from what I can tell.

And they aren't demanding rewards, they're demanding tyranny.  Which, I suppose, would be a reward to a certain type of person.

These are the same idiots who supported the Patriot Act.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:30:03 PM
Quote from: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:28:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:17:31 PM
Quote from: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:13:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:04:37 PM


Really?  Because looking at Christians these days, most of them have become Tea Party statists.  They're against taxes (that most of them don't actually pay), but they're FOR eradicating the few remaining rights we have.

Not speaking to your case, mind you...I have no idea what your opinions are on the subject.

I call these losers "Galtistas". Galtism is a collectivist fantasy favored by impotent, oppressed middle-class trolls who are completely dependent on society for all their needs. In this scheme, the Galtistas stage a series of mass demonstrations in order to extort ever greater rewards from their government sugar daddy.

They're also about 48% of the US population, from what I can tell.

And they aren't demanding rewards, they're demanding tyranny.  Which, I suppose, would be a reward to a certain type of person.

These are the same idiots who supported the Patriot Act.

And ESA2003, The Media Shield Act, etc, etc, ad nauseum.

They're also the folks who think that the "mosque" 6 blocks from ground zero should be stopped by the Big Government they pretend to despise.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:34:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:15:53 PM
While I would tend to agree, since it is virtually impossible to be apolitical,

For you and I.  I have a guy who works for me that has precisely zero political opinions.  It's kind of creepy.

There is a difference between being apolitical and having no political opinions. I am full of political opinions, but I am apolitical, insofar as I think that it doesn't matter who is in charge. What matters is keeping the rulers in fear of overstepping their bounds, and keeping the people from idolizing the rulers. Hence my support of Discordianism.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on November 10, 2010, 05:38:55 PM
Quote from: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:19:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 10, 2010, 04:25:52 PM

So, perhaps the best way to put it is he self-affirms the spiritual label of Christian, and the political label of anarchist.  No need to try to combine the two.

Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 04:27:07 PM
Well sure.  If you want cognitive dissonance.

As a matter of fact, I do want cognitive dissonance. I find it spiritually refreshing.

The name "emerod", BTW, is an old variation of hemorrhoid. A philistine king was afflicted with emerods because he offended God. In order to relieve himself, he was instructed to make golden images of them, which of course would require him to be completely humiliated.

I prefer to be the cause of cognitive dissonance in others.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:41:08 PM
Quote from: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:34:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:15:53 PM
While I would tend to agree, since it is virtually impossible to be apolitical,

For you and I.  I have a guy who works for me that has precisely zero political opinions.  It's kind of creepy.

There is a difference between being apolitical and having no political opinions. I am full of political opinions, but I am apolitical, insofar as I think that it doesn't matter who is in charge. What matters is keeping the rulers in fear of overstepping their bounds, and keeping the people from idolizing the rulers. Hence my support of Discordianism.

Viewing a system as being hopelessly corrupt isn't apolitical, it's a reasonable apathy with respect to the "choices" rendered to us by the political parties that have dominated the American system.  In the past - to some degree, anyway - one party (Federalist, Whig, GOP, Dems, etc) has been statist, the other individualist.  Now they're both statist, so there's no actual political system to oppose or support (or ignore).

For example, I view recent elections as nothing more than gambling opportunities (see 2010 betting book, in aneristic delusion), because none of the electable candidates promise anything other than a change of colors from blue to red or vice-versa.  This doesn't make me apolitical at all, it makes me aparty, so to speak.  I'm chock full of opinions, as anyone here can tell you.  Most of them have to do with scorn for the common run of Homo Americanus, who proved incapable of shouldering the burden placed on them by the founders, and who forgot about Johnny Cash and Saturday Night.

Because if you have those two things, freedom comes naturally.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:49:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:41:08 PM
Quote from: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:34:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:15:53 PM
While I would tend to agree, since it is virtually impossible to be apolitical,

For you and I.  I have a guy who works for me that has precisely zero political opinions.  It's kind of creepy.

There is a difference between being apolitical and having no political opinions. I am full of political opinions, but I am apolitical, insofar as I think that it doesn't matter who is in charge. What matters is keeping the rulers in fear of overstepping their bounds, and keeping the people from idolizing the rulers. Hence my support of Discordianism.

Viewing a system as being hopelessly corrupt isn't apolitical, it's a reasonable apathy with respect to the "choices" rendered to us by the political parties that have dominated the American system.  In the past - to some degree, anyway - one party (Federalist, Whig, GOP, Dems, etc) has been statist, the other individualist.  Now they're both statist, so there's no actual political system to oppose or support (or ignore).

For example, I view recent elections as nothing more than gambling opportunities (see 2010 betting book, in aneristic delusion), because none of the electable candidates promise anything other than a change of colors from blue to red or vice-versa.  This doesn't make me apolitical at all, it makes me aparty, so to speak.  I'm chock full of opinions, as anyone here can tell you.  Most of them have to do with scorn for the common run of Homo Americanus, who proved incapable of shouldering the burden placed on them by the founders, and who forgot about Johnny Cash and Saturday Night.

Because if you have those two things, freedom comes naturally.

:D :D :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:54:35 PM
Quote from: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:49:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:41:08 PM
Quote from: emerod on November 10, 2010, 05:34:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:15:53 PM
While I would tend to agree, since it is virtually impossible to be apolitical,

For you and I.  I have a guy who works for me that has precisely zero political opinions.  It's kind of creepy.

There is a difference between being apolitical and having no political opinions. I am full of political opinions, but I am apolitical, insofar as I think that it doesn't matter who is in charge. What matters is keeping the rulers in fear of overstepping their bounds, and keeping the people from idolizing the rulers. Hence my support of Discordianism.

Viewing a system as being hopelessly corrupt isn't apolitical, it's a reasonable apathy with respect to the "choices" rendered to us by the political parties that have dominated the American system.  In the past - to some degree, anyway - one party (Federalist, Whig, GOP, Dems, etc) has been statist, the other individualist.  Now they're both statist, so there's no actual political system to oppose or support (or ignore).

For example, I view recent elections as nothing more than gambling opportunities (see 2010 betting book, in aneristic delusion), because none of the electable candidates promise anything other than a change of colors from blue to red or vice-versa.  This doesn't make me apolitical at all, it makes me aparty, so to speak.  I'm chock full of opinions, as anyone here can tell you.  Most of them have to do with scorn for the common run of Homo Americanus, who proved incapable of shouldering the burden placed on them by the founders, and who forgot about Johnny Cash and Saturday Night.

Because if you have those two things, freedom comes naturally.

:D :D :D

I wasn't being facetious, you understand.  Freedom is about fun.  The moment it's about anything else, it's just a word used to justify no end of excess on the part of people who really don't care for expressions of freedom that differ from their own.

Incidentally, I have stated this above, but I feel I should reitterate it:  Please, PLEASE do NOT start any threads about anarchism.  No shit, we've had the argument about 20 times, each one being a verbatim replay of the one before it, and each one leading to no end of blood on the walls.  I'm not telling you not to express your opinions, of course, I'm just warning you that the subject is as explosive here as abortion and vaccination debates are elsewhere.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on November 10, 2010, 05:55:04 PM
I just want to put in that over here in the north east, Christianity does not have the right wing association it does in many places in the country. I'm in deep protestant country - CT loves Obama, gay marriage, and is pro-choice. My mom works for an episcopalian church with an openly lesbian minister, and only the age 75+ crowd seems to have a problem with that.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:56:29 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 10, 2010, 05:55:04 PM
I just want to put in that over here in the north east, Christianity does not have the right wing association it does in many places in the country. I'm in deep protestant country - CT loves Obama, gay marriage, and is pro-choice. My mom works for an episcopalian church with an openly lesbian minister, and only the age 75+ crowd seems to have a problem with that.

That's because you have this "weather" stuff that blocks the sun from pounding on your skull, and enough oxygen to properly run a human brain.

Here in the high desert, we have neither, and extremism in the defense of extremism is no vice.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on November 10, 2010, 05:57:36 PM
Ironically, the only CTer I know IRL is a Catholic Bush supporter who works as a volunteer for the GOP.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on November 10, 2010, 05:58:03 PM
ehh it takes all kinds  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:58:33 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:57:36 PM
Ironically, the only CTer I know IRL is a Catholic Bush supporter who works as a volunteer for the GOP.

Every population group has the occasional mass of double recessives.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on November 10, 2010, 06:04:17 PM
We were actually in the same IR classes for my first year.  And the same dorms.  I didn't actually realize he was a Bush supporter until the day before the 2004 election, and always put it down to naivete (he once asked me if people really hated America in other countries...after 6 months of studying IR).

He's a nice guy, he's just very good at constructing theoretical situations in which Bush has no choice to do all the things he did, despite very much wanting to do otherwise, and then believing in them.  Which is why it's probably a good thing that he went into Theology.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:07:02 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 06:04:17 PM
We were actually in the same IR classes for my first year.  And the same dorms.  I didn't actually realize he was a Bush supporter until the day before the 2004 election, and always put it down to naivete (he once asked me if people really hated America in other countries...after 6 months of studying IR).

He's a nice guy, he's just very good at constructing theoretical situations in which Bush has no choice to do all the things he did, despite very much wanting to do otherwise, and then believing in them.  Which is why it's probably a good thing that he went into Theology.

Everyone has their place in the world.   :lulz:

In any case, all the foreigners I know IRL don't hate us, they just view us with a combination of bemusement and horror.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:07:27 PM
Except those fucking Canadians.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: emerod on November 10, 2010, 06:09:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:54:35 PM

Incidentally, I have stated this above, but I feel I should reitterate it:  Please, PLEASE do NOT start any threads about anarchism.  No shit, we've had the argument about 20 times, each one being a verbatim replay of the one before it, and each one leading to no end of blood on the walls.  I'm not telling you not to express your opinions, of course, I'm just warning you that the subject is as explosive here as abortion and vaccination debates are elsewhere.

OK, so without actually reigniting the Great War, encapsulate the debate in objective terms, so I'll know the boundaries.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on November 10, 2010, 06:20:17 PM
Quote from: emerod on November 10, 2010, 06:09:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:54:35 PM

Incidentally, I have stated this above, but I feel I should reitterate it:  Please, PLEASE do NOT start any threads about anarchism.  No shit, we've had the argument about 20 times, each one being a verbatim replay of the one before it, and each one leading to no end of blood on the walls.  I'm not telling you not to express your opinions, of course, I'm just warning you that the subject is as explosive here as abortion and vaccination debates are elsewhere.

OK, so without actually reigniting the Great War, encapsulate the debate in objective terms, so I'll know the boundaries.

I think it's just something to be aware of: some people here have very strong opinions on anarchy (generally anti-anarchy) and are totally willing to take you to the mat about it.


I've just coined the label "ananarchists". Which may also be written as "bananarchists" if you prefer.

:bsex:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:20:35 PM
Quote from: emerod on November 10, 2010, 06:09:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:54:35 PM

Incidentally, I have stated this above, but I feel I should reitterate it:  Please, PLEASE do NOT start any threads about anarchism.  No shit, we've had the argument about 20 times, each one being a verbatim replay of the one before it, and each one leading to no end of blood on the walls.  I'm not telling you not to express your opinions, of course, I'm just warning you that the subject is as explosive here as abortion and vaccination debates are elsewhere.

OK, so without actually reigniting the Great War, encapsulate the debate in objective terms, so I'll know the boundaries.

Jebus, where to start?

1.  Nobody can agree on what Anarchy IS.  Ask 5 of the board's anarchists, and you'll get 7 answers initially.

2.  The words "rational" and "anarchy" cause both sides of the debate to explode when placed directly next to each other without quote marks.

3.  Everything turns into strawman fallacies and false dilemmas.

4.  The delivery dude shows up with a semi full of butthurt, and everyone gets a share.

5.  Kai gets pissed, and Theodore Kaczinski's our arses, because the debate stays "objective" for about half of the OP, no matter which side starts it.

6.  *UNBREAKABLE RULE*  Every debate on anarchy turns into a horrible screaming match about intellectual property laws by page 3.  NO EXCEPTIONS.

7.  There are no objective terms.  Sorry, it's how we roll on this.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:22:00 PM
I'm sort of sitting here admiring my restraint.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: emerod on November 10, 2010, 06:27:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:22:00 PM
I'm sort of sitting here admiring my restraint.

Me too. I guess I had no idea anarchy was so disruptive. I'll hold on to my golden apple, then.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on November 10, 2010, 06:31:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:20:35 PM
Quote from: emerod on November 10, 2010, 06:09:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:54:35 PM

Incidentally, I have stated this above, but I feel I should reitterate it:  Please, PLEASE do NOT start any threads about anarchism.  No shit, we've had the argument about 20 times, each one being a verbatim replay of the one before it, and each one leading to no end of blood on the walls.  I'm not telling you not to express your opinions, of course, I'm just warning you that the subject is as explosive here as abortion and vaccination debates are elsewhere.

OK, so without actually reigniting the Great War, encapsulate the debate in objective terms, so I'll know the boundaries.

Jebus, where to start?

1.  Nobody can agree on what Anarchy IS.  Ask 5 of the board's anarchists, and you'll get 7 answers initially.

2.  The words "rational" and "anarchy" cause both sides of the debate to explode when placed directly next to each other without quote marks.

3.  Everything turns into strawman fallacies and false dilemmas.

4.  The delivery dude shows up with a semi full of butthurt, and everyone gets a share.

5.  Kai gets pissed, and Theodore Kaczinski's our arses, because the debate stays "objective" for about half of the OP, no matter which side starts it.

6.  *UNBREAKABLE RULE*  Every debate on anarchy turns into a horrible screaming match about intellectual property laws by page 3.  NO EXCEPTIONS.

7.  There are no objective terms.  Sorry, it's how we roll on this.

:lulz: that's pretty good, man

I think the corollary to #6 is that every discussion about IP will turn into a horrible screaming match about fixing the music industry.  :p

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 10, 2010, 06:31:46 PM
As one of PD's resident Anarchists, I am quite happy not to debate Anarchy in this forum ever again. I did a couple of times, and although it didn't get as messy as it could have done, I wasn't changing anyones mind about the subject, (which wasn'treally what I wanted to do anyway) and nobody managed to move me to take a less extreme attitude towards my utter contempt for (UK)
Politics.
I started a thread on the subject that went on far too long, but ECH answered first, and summed it up perfectly. I think he said something like "Great. Go and tell the Anarchists" But it was too late by then. Thread was posted. In retrospect, I should have gone and told the Anarchists. But they're all such a shiftless bunch of Crustys in the UK, I know the discourse wouldn't have gone any better. So now I try not to mention the "A" word, unless I want to be contentious. Which isn't what I'm here for.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:34:02 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 10, 2010, 06:31:46 PM
As one of PD's resident Anarchists, I am quite happy not to debate Anarchy in this forum ever again. I did a couple of times, and although it didn't get as messy as it could have done, I wasn't changing anyones mind about the subject, (which wasn'treally what I wanted to do anyway) and nobody managed to move me to take a less extreme attitude towards my utter contempt for (UK)
Politics.
I started a thread on the subject that went on far too long, but ECH answered first, and summed it up perfectly. I think he said something like "Great. Go and tell the Anarchists" But it was too late by then. Thread was posted. In retrospect, I should have gone and told the Anarchists. But they're all such a shiftless bunch of Crustys in the UK, I know the discourse wouldn't have gone any better. So now I try not to mention the "A" word, unless I want to be contentious. Which isn't what I'm here for.



You guys would have better luck if you'd organize.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on November 10, 2010, 06:40:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:22:00 PM
I'm sort of sitting here admiring my restraint.

Frankly, I'm amazed.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:46:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 10, 2010, 06:40:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:22:00 PM
I'm sort of sitting here admiring my restraint.

Frankly, I'm amazed.

I'm bottling my rage for later.

The new safety manager is easily rattled, and I want to do it right.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on November 10, 2010, 06:49:52 PM
Its also got a lot to do with Anarchists being fond of dogs and small children.  You know who else was fond of dogs and small children?  Yeah, that's right, Hitler.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 10, 2010, 06:55:06 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 06:49:52 PM
Its also got a lot to do with Anarchists being fond of dogs and small children.  You know who else was fond of dogs and small children?  Yeah, that's right, Hitler.

Hitler also couldn't tolerate smoking. Therefore, if you don't smoke, you're a Nazi. Smoking is patriotic anyway and helps support the economy. It's every freedom loving American's duty to get lung cancer.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 10, 2010, 06:58:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:34:02 PM

. You guys would have better luck if you'd organize.

We spent the 1980's getting organised, and militant, marching, rioting, and getting our fucking heads cracked, getting jailed, and generally fucked over. What makes me sad is that none of the young 'uns today have got that fire in their bellies, and the only fight they've got in them, is on the way home from the Pub on a Saturday night. (And they can't even make a good job of that!) So fuck 'em. I'm not sticking my neck out too far these days. I'm done with that.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 07:42:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 10, 2010, 06:58:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:34:02 PM

. You guys would have better luck if you'd organize.

We spent the 1980's getting organised,

:facepalm: :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 10, 2010, 08:09:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlQKlZF6M3U   :x
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 08:28:45 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 10, 2010, 08:09:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlQKlZF6M3U   :x

Websense.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Semper Fi on November 10, 2010, 10:22:58 PM
Happy 235th birthday to the USMC and 30th birthday to ME.  :)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 10:31:03 PM
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 10, 2010, 10:22:58 PM
Happy 235th birthday to the USMC and 30th birthday to ME.  :)

Happy birthday!

Who are you?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on November 10, 2010, 10:51:05 PM
Frosty the Snowman? The Marine Corps version?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 10, 2010, 10:59:13 PM
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 10, 2010, 10:22:58 PM
Happy 235th birthday to the USMC and 30th birthday to ME.  :)
Name rings a bell. Do you post on Yahoo Answers, with the same name?
(Happy Birthday, Frosty)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 10, 2010, 11:24:58 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 10, 2010, 10:59:13 PM
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 10, 2010, 10:22:58 PM
Happy 235th birthday to the USMC and 30th birthday to ME.  :)
Name rings a bell. Do you post on Yahoo Answers, with the same name?
(Happy Birthday, Frosty)

Not necessarily. Anyone who is a Marine or wants to be a Marine will invariably include Semper Fi somewhere in their online names. It's kinda their thing.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 11:42:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 11:24:58 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 10, 2010, 10:59:13 PM
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 10, 2010, 10:22:58 PM
Happy 235th birthday to the USMC and 30th birthday to ME.  :)
Name rings a bell. Do you post on Yahoo Answers, with the same name?
(Happy Birthday, Frosty)

Not necessarily. Anyone who is a Marine or wants to be a Marine will invariably include Semper Fi somewhere in their online names. It's kinda their thing.

Not true.  I know at least 2 former marines that don't mention it.

My son just enlisted in the Marines, and I think he'll be the same.  He's too cynical to buy into anything...He'll do the job, I'm sure, but he won't make a religion out of it.

On the other hand, I know Air Force guys that still identify with the Air Force 10 years after their 3 year hitch.  I also know that I used to talk about the army too much.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 10, 2010, 11:44:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 11:42:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 11:24:58 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 10, 2010, 10:59:13 PM
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 10, 2010, 10:22:58 PM
Happy 235th birthday to the USMC and 30th birthday to ME.  :)
Name rings a bell. Do you post on Yahoo Answers, with the same name?
(Happy Birthday, Frosty)

Not necessarily. Anyone who is a Marine or wants to be a Marine will invariably include Semper Fi somewhere in their online names. It's kinda their thing.

Not true.  I know at least 2 former marines that don't mention it.

My son just enlisted in the Marines, and I think he'll be the same.  He's too cynical to buy into anything...He'll do the job, I'm sure, but he won't make a religion out of it.

On the other hand, I know Air Force guys that still identify with the Air Force 10 years after their 3 year hitch.  I also know that I used to talk about the army too much.

Kinda depends on the person. I think that it's just likely I've run into a lot of Marine pride.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 10, 2010, 11:46:50 PM
So what's the literal translation? I know "Semper" is "safeguard" because it's written on the edge of Pound coins, but fi?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 11:46:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 11:44:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 11:42:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 11:24:58 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 10, 2010, 10:59:13 PM
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 10, 2010, 10:22:58 PM
Happy 235th birthday to the USMC and 30th birthday to ME.  :)
Name rings a bell. Do you post on Yahoo Answers, with the same name?
(Happy Birthday, Frosty)

Not necessarily. Anyone who is a Marine or wants to be a Marine will invariably include Semper Fi somewhere in their online names. It's kinda their thing.

Not true.  I know at least 2 former marines that don't mention it.

My son just enlisted in the Marines, and I think he'll be the same.  He's too cynical to buy into anything...He'll do the job, I'm sure, but he won't make a religion out of it.

On the other hand, I know Air Force guys that still identify with the Air Force 10 years after their 3 year hitch.  I also know that I used to talk about the army too much.

Kinda depends on the person. I think that it's just likely I've run into a lot of Marine pride.

Naw, lots of Marines are like that.  It's not a bad thing, but definitely an identifying trait.  The Marines have a lot more esprit de corps than the other branches, probably because the corps is so small, and also because their training is a HELL of a lot more intense and in depth than the other branches.  From what I've seen, their WORST state of discipline is on par with the army's BEST.

As an army vet, it pains me to no end to admit that, but the Truth is the Truth.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 11:47:27 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 10, 2010, 11:46:50 PM
So what's the literal translation? I know "Semper" is "safeguard" because it's written on the edge of Pound coins, but fi?

Short for fidelis.

"Always Loyal" or "Always True (to a belief)".
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 10, 2010, 11:49:18 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 10, 2010, 11:46:50 PM
So what's the literal translation? I know "Semper" is "safeguard" because it's written on the edge of Pound coins, but fi?

What Roger said.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 11:50:54 PM
Fidelis has one too many syllables.   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Yorkvillain on November 10, 2010, 11:51:28 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on November 09, 2010, 07:32:30 PM
Quote from: Choptop on November 09, 2010, 07:24:24 PM
:fap:

that fap!!!! we were sure it was poptart at first!!!! but now we know its ruby!!!!! ban it quick before it posts!!!!!!

Dirty modding at its finest people! Pop-Tart was here! And he's not Ruby! The IP resolves to wherever Roger wants it to!

(http://i1033.photobucket.com/albums/a416/phoenx23/poptarts2.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 11:52:00 PM
Quote from: Yorkvillain on November 10, 2010, 11:51:28 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on November 09, 2010, 07:32:30 PM
Quote from: Choptop on November 09, 2010, 07:24:24 PM
:fap:

that fap!!!! we were sure it was poptart at first!!!! but now we know its ruby!!!!! ban it quick before it posts!!!!!!

Dirty modding at its finest people! Pop-Tart was here! And he's not Ruby! The IP resolves to wherever Roger wants it to!

(http://i1033.photobucket.com/albums/a416/phoenx23/poptarts2.jpg)

So long, Sparky.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 10, 2010, 11:56:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 11:46:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 11:44:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 11:42:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 11:24:58 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 10, 2010, 10:59:13 PM
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 10, 2010, 10:22:58 PM
Happy 235th birthday to the USMC and 30th birthday to ME.  :)
Name rings a bell. Do you post on Yahoo Answers, with the same name?
(Happy Birthday, Frosty)

Not necessarily. Anyone who is a Marine or wants to be a Marine will invariably include Semper Fi somewhere in their online names. It's kinda their thing.

Not true.  I know at least 2 former marines that don't mention it.

My son just enlisted in the Marines, and I think he'll be the same.  He's too cynical to buy into anything...He'll do the job, I'm sure, but he won't make a religion out of it.

On the other hand, I know Air Force guys that still identify with the Air Force 10 years after their 3 year hitch.  I also know that I used to talk about the army too much.

Kinda depends on the person. I think that it's just likely I've run into a lot of Marine pride.

Naw, lots of Marines are like that.  It's not a bad thing, but definitely an identifying trait.  The Marines have a lot more esprit de corps than the other branches, probably because the corps is so small, and also because their training is a HELL of a lot more intense and in depth than the other branches.  From what I've seen, their WORST state of discipline is on par with the army's BEST.

As an army vet, it pains me to no end to admit that, but the Truth is the Truth.

You ever run into prior service Marines that ended up in the Army. They no end of a source of amusement.

*wishes he had been allowed to join in '02, but curses the strict standards that don't take severely nearsighted men.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on November 10, 2010, 11:57:21 PM
Poor Poptart, reduced to taking credit for other peoples trolling.  Sad, very sad.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 11:57:25 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 10, 2010, 11:56:16 PM

You ever run into prior service Marines that ended up in the Army. They no end of a source of amusement.

*wishes he had been allowed to join in '02, but curses the strict standards that don't take severely nearsighted men.

Yeah, I worked with two of them.  Damn fine troops, but they were constantly disgusted.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 11:57:41 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 11:57:21 PM
Poor Poptart, reduced to taking credit for other peoples trolling.  Sad, very sad.

He's really lost a step, hasn't he?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 11, 2010, 12:04:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 11:57:25 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 10, 2010, 11:56:16 PM

You ever run into prior service Marines that ended up in the Army. They no end of a source of amusement.

*wishes he had been allowed to join in '02, but curses the strict standards that don't take severely nearsighted men.

Yeah, I worked with two of them.  Damn fine troops, but they were constantly disgusted.   :lulz:
We got a Staff Sergeant who CONSTANTLY lets his rage out about how fucked up the entire brigade is. :lulz: And this brigade is a sustainment brigade, so it just filled with fucked up, ate up and bat shit stupid.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 11, 2010, 12:16:48 AM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 11:57:21 PM
Poor Poptart, reduced to taking credit for other peoples trolling.  Sad, very sad.
Yeah, but taking credit for Ruby's trolling?.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 11, 2010, 03:33:01 AM
Quote from: Yorkvillain on November 10, 2010, 11:51:28 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on November 09, 2010, 07:32:30 PM
Quote from: Choptop on November 09, 2010, 07:24:24 PM
:fap:

that fap!!!! we were sure it was poptart at first!!!! but now we know its ruby!!!!! ban it quick before it posts!!!!!!

Dirty modding at its finest people! Pop-Tart was here! And he's not Ruby! The IP resolves to wherever Roger wants it to!

(http://i1033.photobucket.com/albums/a416/phoenx23/poptarts2.jpg)
As long as the IP resolves back to whichever proxy you crawled out from behind, then it's efficient modding. Ruby always Trolled far better than you anyway. Which is totally irrelevant now, seeing as you're both fucking banned. But In my opinion,  Ruby was a far better class of Troll than you. And more intelligent. Not that that's very hard. I'm just saying it how it is. And  to piss you off.   :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:  :fnord: 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: E.O.T. on November 11, 2010, 05:13:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:34:02 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 10, 2010, 06:31:46 PM
As one of PD's resident Anarchists, I am quite happy not to debate Anarchy in this forum ever again. I did a couple of times, and although it didn't get as messy as it could have done, I wasn't changing anyones mind about the subject, (which wasn'treally what I wanted to do anyway) and nobody managed to move me to take a less extreme attitude towards my utter contempt for (UK)
Politics.
I started a thread on the subject that went on far too long, but ECH answered first, and summed it up perfectly. I think he said something like "Great. Go and tell the Anarchists" But it was too late by then. Thread was posted. In retrospect, I should have gone and told the Anarchists. But they're all such a shiftless bunch of Crustys in the UK, I know the discourse wouldn't have gone any better. So now I try not to mention the "A" word, unless I want to be contentious. Which isn't what I'm here for.



You guys would have better luck if you'd organize.

PRICELESS
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: E.O.T. on November 11, 2010, 05:16:27 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 10, 2010, 06:58:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:34:02 PM

. You guys would have better luck if you'd organize.

We spent the 1980's getting organised, and militant, marching, rioting, and getting our fucking heads cracked, getting jailed, and generally fucked over. What makes me sad is that none of the young 'uns today have got that fire in their bellies, and the only fight they've got in them, is on the way home from the Pub on a Saturday night. (And they can't even make a good job of that!) So fuck 'em. I'm not sticking my neck out too far these days. I'm done with that.
(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6500000/Stewie-stewie-griffin-6574665-450-338.jpg)


Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 11, 2010, 05:20:32 AM
Oh you bastard!    :argh!:

I fucking hate you all!  :fap: :x :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: minuspace on November 12, 2010, 05:38:53 AM
flossing more before regular ablutions...
(http://www.hypercross.us/rubber/albums/userpics/10001/normal_21.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Death on November 14, 2010, 06:17:55 AM
Hay, I'm Death.
1. I'm 17 as of November 27th and getting younger every year. Living in Southern Illinois, and not hating it.
2. I'm in school, taking everything a day at a time.  Doing my best to do my best.
3. I fight with foam(Dagorhir) and read and play trumpet in bands and orchestras.  I sing in choir and write and play table top RPG.  I drink and smoke and party.  I love to work out, debate and argue.  I love learning about everything and experiencing all that life wants to throw at me.  Especially the terrible shit, I become better from it.  I'm a generally a good person but I love to fuck with people.  Was vegetarian for 2 and 1/2 years and trying to go back to eating meat as of like two weeks ago.  It's not easy.  I don't like teenagers and don't spend very much time with them outside of time at parties or whatever.  When people meet me they generally assume I'm 19-20.  It's lonely, but I don't mind.
4. I think a lot, philosophically.  I'm very politically inclined.  I'm interested in a lot of stuff, but I also don't like a lot of things.
5. Phox introduced me, as of three days ago.  Much love for that. :)  The sermons in the pamphlets pulled me in a lot.  I come here hoping for some general intelligence amongst the general population, some decent trolling, and interesting things to talk about.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs497.ash2/77078_457610802140_578042140_5306122_7408912_n.jpg)
I dress up for my foam fighting.  I'm a fire goblin named Silly :)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs618.snc3/32507_406212322140_578042140_4192936_514722_n.jpg)
I'm a shark.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs519.snc3/27252_361862142140_578042140_3514534_7381970_n.jpg)
I dye my hair green every March.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs309.ash2/58911_435117792140_578042140_4881705_6309727_n.jpg)
Cheeeeeeese.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Wizard on November 14, 2010, 06:21:28 AM
Welcome.  :D

Happy to have you here.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 14, 2010, 06:23:14 AM
Welcome Death,

Hate to point it out but until you're 20 you're a teenager too. But if Phox is vouching for you, you're cool in my book. I look forward to your presence here.

Doktor Blight,
-Suddenly in an upswing.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Wizard on November 14, 2010, 06:26:37 AM
QuoteI don't like teenagers

I don't like them either. And I am one.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on November 14, 2010, 06:28:04 AM
Hi Death. Glad to see you finally posted an intro. And yeah, she's cool. :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 14, 2010, 06:29:30 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on November 14, 2010, 06:26:37 AM
QuoteI don't like teenagers

I don't like them either. And I am one.

I didn't like them either when I was one.

won't hold it against you.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Death on November 14, 2010, 06:30:28 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on November 14, 2010, 06:26:37 AM
QuoteI don't like teenagers

I don't like them either. And I am one.
Know what I mean Vern?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Death on November 14, 2010, 06:31:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 14, 2010, 06:23:14 AM
Hate to point it out but until you're 20 you're a teenager too.
I understand this, still generally dislike them.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 14, 2010, 06:45:47 AM
Quote from: Death on November 14, 2010, 06:31:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 14, 2010, 06:23:14 AM
Hate to point it out but until you're 20 you're a teenager too.
I understand this, still generally dislike them.

You'll fit in well, methinks
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Death on November 14, 2010, 07:57:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 14, 2010, 06:45:47 AM
Quote from: Death on November 14, 2010, 06:31:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 14, 2010, 06:23:14 AM
Hate to point it out but until you're 20 you're a teenager too.
I understand this, still generally dislike them.

You'll fit in well, methinks
Thanks for the welcome, either way. :)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: minuspace on November 14, 2010, 08:04:48 AM
there goes two...
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 14, 2010, 08:06:35 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on November 14, 2010, 08:04:48 AM
there goes two...

:?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 14, 2010, 10:23:12 AM
Don't bother trying to understand LuciferX.
I'm pretty sure its just a bot.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 14, 2010, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 14, 2010, 06:23:14 AM
Welcome Death,

Hate to point it out but until you're 20 you're a teenager too. But if Phox is vouching for you, you're cool in my book. I look forward to your presence here.


Yep, that works for me. So welcome, Death. (Never thought that would be a phrase I'd be saying anytime soon)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Death on November 14, 2010, 06:01:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 14, 2010, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 14, 2010, 06:23:14 AM
Welcome Death,

Hate to point it out but until you're 20 you're a teenager too. But if Phox is vouching for you, you're cool in my book. I look forward to your presence here.


Yep, that works for me. So welcome, Death. (Never thought that would be a phrase I'd be saying anytime soon)
Danke BadBeast, may your traverse into the afterlife be something you would hope for. :)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 14, 2010, 06:20:20 PM
Awwwww oookums cute teenager!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Salty on November 14, 2010, 06:22:08 PM
Welcome! Roof--->Pool.
Also, you may want to check out anything sticky'd.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 14, 2010, 07:43:18 PM
Quote from: Death on November 14, 2010, 06:17:55 AM
Hay, I'm Death.


YOU TOOK YOUR TIME, YOU BASTARD!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: minuspace on November 14, 2010, 11:02:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 14, 2010, 07:43:18 PM
Quote from: Death on November 14, 2010, 06:17:55 AM
Hay, I'm Death.


YOU TOOK YOUR TIME, YOU BASTARD!

meh tinks...
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Death on November 15, 2010, 06:37:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 14, 2010, 07:43:18 PM
Quote from: Death on November 14, 2010, 06:17:55 AM
Hay, I'm Death.


YOU TOOK YOUR TIME, YOU BASTARD!
WELL THANKS TO YOUR FUCKING DOCTORS MY JOB ISN'T ANY EASIER.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 15, 2010, 06:41:28 AM
Quote from: Death on November 15, 2010, 06:37:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 14, 2010, 07:43:18 PM
Quote from: Death on November 14, 2010, 06:17:55 AM
Hay, I'm Death.


YOU TOOK YOUR TIME, YOU BASTARD!
WELL THANKS TO YOUR FUCKING DOCTORS MY JOB ISN'T ANY EASIER.
:lulz:  :mittens:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 15, 2010, 07:29:33 AM
Quote from: Death on November 15, 2010, 06:37:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 14, 2010, 07:43:18 PM
Quote from: Death on November 14, 2010, 06:17:55 AM
Hay, I'm Death.


YOU TOOK YOUR TIME, YOU BASTARD!
WELL THANKS TO YOUR FUCKING DOCTORS MY JOB ISN'T ANY EASIER.

:spit:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Death on November 15, 2010, 07:45:14 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2010, 07:29:33 AM
Quote from: Death on November 15, 2010, 06:37:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 14, 2010, 07:43:18 PM
Quote from: Death on November 14, 2010, 06:17:55 AM
Hay, I'm Death.


YOU TOOK YOUR TIME, YOU BASTARD!
WELL THANKS TO YOUR FUCKING DOCTORS MY JOB ISN'T ANY EASIER.

:spit:
:spit2:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: minuspace on November 15, 2010, 03:20:34 PM
Quote from: Death on November 15, 2010, 07:45:14 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2010, 07:29:33 AM
Quote from: Death on November 15, 2010, 06:37:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 14, 2010, 07:43:18 PM
Quote from: Death on November 14, 2010, 06:17:55 AM
Hay, I'm Death.


YOU TOOK YOUR TIME, YOU BASTARD!
WELL THANKS TO YOUR FUCKING DOCTORS MY JOB ISN'T ANY EASIER.

:spit:
:spit2:

THATS WHY I ALREADY GOT YOU LIFE INSURANCE BEFORE
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 03:26:30 PM
Quote from: Death on November 15, 2010, 06:37:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 14, 2010, 07:43:18 PM
Quote from: Death on November 14, 2010, 06:17:55 AM
Hay, I'm Death.


YOU TOOK YOUR TIME, YOU BASTARD!
WELL THANKS TO YOUR FUCKING DOCTORS MY JOB ISN'T ANY EASIER.

:lulz:

Death:  There's a pill for that.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Death on November 15, 2010, 05:16:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 03:26:30 PM
Quote from: Death on November 15, 2010, 06:37:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 14, 2010, 07:43:18 PM
Quote from: Death on November 14, 2010, 06:17:55 AM
Hay, I'm Death.


YOU TOOK YOUR TIME, YOU BASTARD!
WELL THANKS TO YOUR FUCKING DOCTORS MY JOB ISN'T ANY EASIER.

:lulz:

Death:  There's a pill for that.
I'm like those the cursed pirates in Pirates of the Caribbean, no food or drank.  Or pillz or meth.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Gray Jester on November 15, 2010, 05:56:44 PM
Name:  Gray Jester
Studies computer science.  I'm a student at a university.
In my free time I plot more ways to disrupt my daily habits, and engage in all sorts of shenanigans.  I'm interested in almost anything interesting: philosophy, science, music, literature, economics, religion, among other things.(http://)
I found Eris in the bottom of my teapot one day, chilling in my tea leaves.  I thought it was a good idea to let her out, so I did.

I also look something like this (my hair is slightly longer now):

(http://imgur.com/ZV2kp.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 15, 2010, 06:44:08 PM
Quote from: Gray Jester on November 15, 2010, 05:56:44 PM
Name:  Gray Jester
Studies computer science.  I'm a student at a university.
In my free time I plot more ways to disrupt my daily habits, and engage in all sorts of shenanigans.  I'm interested in almost anything interesting: philosophy, science, music, literature, economics, religion, among other things.(http://)
I found Eris in the bottom of my teapot one day, chilling in my tea leaves.  I thought it was a good idea to let her out, so I did.

I also look something like this (my hair is slightly longer now):

(http://imgur.com/ZV2kp.jpg)
That must mean you're British. Because  9 out of 10 Americans wouldn't know a Teapot from a hole in the ground.  (no offence, everybody else who isn't British   :| ) And chilling in the Tea Leaves is a British Tradition.  And if you found Eris in the bottom of the Teapot, I'm thinking maybe a Gong connection, (Also peculiar to the British)  Was she visiting the Pot head Pixies? Because you sound like a bit of a  Hippy to me, with your long hair, pierced ear, and outlandish, almost anarchist interests. 
So welcome to PD, Gray Jester.

(Shenanigins?  :lulz: )
(Now, depending on how wrong I am, you get to say "What the fuck is that crumpet sucking old twat on about?)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Gray Jester on November 15, 2010, 07:35:39 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 15, 2010, 06:44:08 PM
That must mean you're British. Because  9 out of 10 Americans wouldn't know a Teapot from a hole in the ground.  (no offence, everybody else who isn't British   :| ) And chilling in the Tea Leaves is a British Tradition.  And if you found Eris in the bottom of the Teapot, I'm thinking maybe a Gong connection, (Also peculiar to the British)  Was she visiting the Pot head Pixies? Because you sound like a bit of a  Hippy to me, with your long hair, pierced ear, and outlandish, almost anarchist interests. 
So welcome to PD, Gray Jester.

I reside in America, and lived in Britain for part of my childhood.  I don't identify with nation states, as being associated with a group of people just because I happen to live near them is incredibly backward.

I prefer the beats to the hippies, as my young impression of the hippies* is that although they had a lot of fun, they took their message of change too seriously without doing enough about it.  I also detest the idea of going "back to nature":  yes, the great outdoors are nice, but an overidealization of "primitive man" is dumb.  Also, the "unnatural/natural" dichotomy is not only false, but a symptom of a fear of change.  Living sustainably, though, in the sense of not consuming as much, is just a good idea.  (Also, my hair is not -all- that long; that picture is only a few months old.)

*From what I've read/seen/heard from those who actually saw real live hippies.  I'm not old enough to remember them for real, and today's youth (my peers) use a 'hippie' identity as an excuse to light up (as if you need an excuse, amirite? y/y), which likely colors my perceptions of real hippies (tm).

Quote
(Shenanigins?  :lulz: )

Including my spelling of it!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 07:40:14 PM
Quote from: Gray Jester on November 15, 2010, 07:35:39 PM
I don't identify with nation states, as being associated with a group of people just because I happen to live near them is incredibly backward.

It's also how the world works.

I mean, sure, don't identify with them, but recognize the reality of the situation.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 15, 2010, 07:46:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 07:40:14 PM
Quote from: Gray Jester on November 15, 2010, 07:35:39 PM
I don't identify with nation states, as being associated with a group of people just because I happen to live near them is incredibly backward.

It's also how the world works.

I mean, sure, don't identify with them, but recognize the reality of the situation.

It does sound like a nice idea in theory, but yeah, every place is going to leave some sort of stamp on you, and whether or not GJ identifies as British/American he will have qualities that single him out and identify him as a Brit/Merkin to an outside observer.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 07:47:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 15, 2010, 07:46:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 07:40:14 PM
Quote from: Gray Jester on November 15, 2010, 07:35:39 PM
I don't identify with nation states, as being associated with a group of people just because I happen to live near them is incredibly backward.

It's also how the world works.

I mean, sure, don't identify with them, but recognize the reality of the situation.

It does sound like a nice idea in theory, but yeah, every place is going to leave some sort of stamp on you, and whether or not GJ identifies as British/American he will have qualities that single him out and identify him as a Brit/Merkin to an outside observer.

Not only that, but the nation you live in has a habit of including you in its problems.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on November 15, 2010, 07:48:12 PM
Political barstool.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 07:49:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 15, 2010, 07:48:12 PM
Political barstool.

That's the upside down one, so you can fit 4 congressional pages on it.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 15, 2010, 08:16:46 PM
Quote from: Gray Jester on November 15, 2010, 07:35:39 PM

I reside in America, and lived in Britain for part of my childhood.  I don't identify with nation states, as being associated with a group of people just because I happen to live near them is incredibly backward.

I leave near the Welsh, but I don't live near enough to them (70 miles) to identify as Welsh.  (That would be backwards) For this, and other reasons, (The Scots, for a start) I am quite comfortable to identify as English. Whilst still remaining true to my A*a*c*i*t principles.
But I was, for a long time, "identified" (quite wrongly as it happens)  :fap: as a "stupid fucking hippy" by the moral majority.  Just because of my long hair! How shallow can people be?  :lulz:
Oh yes, I know what it is to be misunderstood!  And stoned on cheap Moroccan Hash for . . . . . . .fucking years!   So which bit of Britain did you live in then? (I'm guessing southern England, because of your natural command of the language)

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Gray Jester on November 15, 2010, 08:55:23 PM
I lived closer to the Welsh than you!  They do, in fact, have some nice castles if you just go for a day trip.  Don't recommend staying for longer.  I was on a small peninsula south of Liverpool, where it rains all the time.

---

Agreeing to the social contract of a nation and thinking it makes you super different from the people over the mountains are two very different things.  Blight does have a point, though.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 15, 2010, 09:29:40 PM
Quote from: Gray Jester on November 15, 2010, 08:55:23 PM
I lived closer to the Welsh than you!  They do, in fact, have some nice castles if you just go for a day trip.  Don't recommend staying for longer.  I was on a small peninsula south of Liverpool, where it rains all the time.

---
Built by the English, to keep the fuckers in Wales.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: minuspace on November 15, 2010, 09:33:01 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 15, 2010, 09:29:40 PM
Quote from: Gray Jester on November 15, 2010, 08:55:23 PM
I lived closer to the Welsh than you!  They do, in fact, have some nice castles if you just go for a day trip.  Don't recommend staying for longer.  I was on a small peninsula south of Liverpool, where it rains all the time.

---
Built by the English, to keep the fuckers in Wales.
I haz u agenda  :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 15, 2010, 09:41:55 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on November 15, 2010, 09:33:01 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 15, 2010, 09:29:40 PM
Quote from: Gray Jester on November 15, 2010, 08:55:23 PM
I lived closer to the Welsh than you!  They do, in fact, have some nice castles if you just go for a day trip.  Don't recommend staying for longer.  I was on a small peninsula south of Liverpool, where it rains all the time.

---
Built by the English, to keep the fuckers in Wales.
I haz u agenda  :D
Everywun haz agenda, dood, ai iz a bwoi.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Whatever on November 15, 2010, 10:05:22 PM
Demographic info your age, where you live, etc [Yes, we're counting all of these facts as one "thing"] - I'm 29 and holding.  I live in the middle of everywhere, depending on how you look at the map!


Professional Info - your job, what you're studying (if in school), etc - I work full time in customer service making people happy or pissing them off completely whichever works at the time.


What you like to do in your free time - Hmmm, I like to cook, read, just hang out with my friends and so on.


What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? - A lot of the GASMS sound like fun, maybe some postering and such.


How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? - Basically a smack upside the head at another board when I realized what the person there was saying made perfect sense to me and pissed everyone else off!

My avatar is me in the morning, can't you tell?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Telarus on November 16, 2010, 02:55:33 AM
You're holding?









Oh man, meet me near the Pool on the Roof.  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/roglol.gif)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 16, 2010, 03:01:09 AM
Quote from: Telarus on November 16, 2010, 02:55:33 AM
You're holding?


Oh man, meet me near the Pool on the Roof.  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/roglol.gif)

Yeah, I was wondering about that too.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Whatever on November 16, 2010, 03:32:08 AM
Gentlemen you are too cute.  I'm probably old enough to be your mother's younger sister!!


Not that I can't score some good shit in this hellhole I live in!  Only thing I'm holding at the moment is a fat one and a couple six packs of BM Winter Abbey. Sorry to disappoint!!!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Semper Fi on November 16, 2010, 06:14:08 AM
Hello, I guess you can call me Semper. I was on Active Duty in the Marine Corps from 2000-2004. My first duty station was at 8th and I in Washington, DC. Then I went off to the "real Marine Corps" with 2/8. Did two combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. Now I'm just trying to make it here in the real world. I am currently unemployed and living in Michigan but I'm hoping to move back to Ohio soon. I enjoy hunting (ducks, deer) and fishing (Walleye, northern Pike). I'm an avid gun and knife collector. I also enjoy messing around on the internet and often contemplate life, which is how I found Eris and this forum.

Here is a picture me (slumped over lol) and the 237 pounder I bagged last weekend.

(http://removed)

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 16, 2010, 06:23:53 AM
Thanks for the dead animal pic.
Hope you ate it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Semper Fi on November 16, 2010, 06:30:13 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 16, 2010, 06:23:53 AM
Thanks for the dead animal pic.
Hope you ate it.

HAHA Not yet but got a freezer full of steaks can't wait for the jerky to be done.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 16, 2010, 06:40:08 AM
Just once I'd like to see a mounted animal that somebody took down with their bare hands.

"Dude, what's with the bear?"
"Boxed that motherfucker to DEATH!"
"Metal."
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 16, 2010, 06:49:21 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 16, 2010, 06:40:08 AM
Just once I'd like to see a mounted animal that somebody took down with their bare hands.

"Dude, what's with the bear?"
"Boxed that motherfucker to DEATH!"
"Metal."
I tickled a seven pound Sea Trout with my bare hands once. But I ate it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on November 16, 2010, 06:52:11 AM
Only thing I ever killed with my bare hands was a 35-year-old, 400 pound woman named Doreen. She wasn't a bear, though from a distance you might mistake her for one. I loved Doreen, but I loved that last can of Jolt Cola even more.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 16, 2010, 06:53:01 AM
Quote from: postvex™ on November 16, 2010, 06:52:11 AM
Only thing I ever killed with my bare hands was a 35-year-old, 400 pound woman named Doreen. She wasn't a bear, though from a distance you might mistake her for one. I loved Doreen, but I loved that last can of Jolt Cola even more.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Death on November 16, 2010, 06:56:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 16, 2010, 06:40:08 AM
Just once I'd like to see a mounted animal that somebody took down with their bare hands.

"Dude, what's with the bear?"
"Boxed that motherfucker to DEATH!"
"Metal."
Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Death on November 16, 2010, 06:58:45 AM
Quote from: postvex™ on November 16, 2010, 06:52:11 AM
Only thing I ever killed with my bare hands was a 35-year-old, 400 pound woman named Doreen. She wasn't a bear, though from a distance you might mistake her for one. I loved Doreen, but I loved that last can of Jolt Cola even more.
I bet after you killed Doreen you killed that last can of Jolt Cola though.  :ninja:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 16, 2010, 07:11:49 AM
Quote from: postvex™ on November 16, 2010, 06:52:11 AM
Only thing I ever killed with my bare hands was a 35-year-old, 400 pound woman named Doreen. She wasn't a bear, though from a distance you might mistake her for one. I loved Doreen, but I loved that last can of Jolt Cola even more.
Did you mount her afterwards?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 16, 2010, 07:14:32 AM
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Beat me to it!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Triple Zero on November 16, 2010, 07:32:43 AM
He probably couldn't wait for the jerky either.





Quote from: Niamh on November 16, 2010, 03:32:08 AM
Gentlemen you are too cute.  I'm probably old enough to be your mother's younger sister!!

Hah, I think you're underestimating the ages on this forum a little bit :) If I were to hazard a guess, just as you said, you're probably in right the middle of everywhere ;-) I'm 30, btw.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 16, 2010, 07:42:00 AM
29 pishshshshshhhhh


make me feel old
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 16, 2010, 08:57:29 AM
44. Ancient.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Semper Fi on November 16, 2010, 11:16:30 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 16, 2010, 07:11:49 AM
Quote from: postvex™ on November 16, 2010, 06:52:11 AM
Only thing I ever killed with my bare hands was a 35-year-old, 400 pound woman named Doreen. She wasn't a bear, though from a distance you might mistake her for one. I loved Doreen, but I loved that last can of Jolt Cola even more.
Did you mount her afterwards?

:lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Placid Dingo on November 16, 2010, 11:42:40 AM
Great shot!



But why did you dress it up in a silly orange jumper?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 16, 2010, 01:25:05 PM
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 16, 2010, 06:14:08 AM
Hello, I guess you can call me Semper. I was on Active Duty in the Marine Corps from 2000-2004. My first duty station was at 8th and I in Washington, DC. Then I went off to the "real Marine Corps" with 2/8. Did two combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. Now I'm just trying to make it here in the real world. I am currently unemployed and living in Michigan but I'm hoping to move back to Ohio soon. I enjoy hunting (ducks, deer) and fishing (Walleye, northern Pike). I'm an avid gun and knife collector. I also enjoy messing around on the internet and often contemplate life, which is how I found Eris and this forum.

Here is a picture me (slumped over lol) and the 237 pounder I bagged last weekend.

(http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd413/semper1980/photo121.jpg)



that's a wicked nice buck, dude!

also...

Quoteunemployed and living in Michigan

is redundant.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Rumckle on November 16, 2010, 01:49:42 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 16, 2010, 11:42:40 AM
Great shot!



But why did you dress it up in a silly orange jumper?

Dude I rarely take the emoticons on this forum literally, but
:spittake:

you owe me a new keyboard man
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on November 16, 2010, 02:10:36 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 16, 2010, 08:57:29 AM
44. Ancient.

You're  only 44? Really? I'd've been prepared to guess 50ish.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 16, 2010, 02:33:46 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 16, 2010, 02:10:36 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 16, 2010, 08:57:29 AM
44. Ancient.

You're  only 44? Really? I'd've been prepared to guess 50ish.
Close enough.  I suppose  44 is fiftyish when you're 30 - 35   :gheyforum:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Semper Fi on November 16, 2010, 07:43:59 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 16, 2010, 01:25:05 PM
that's a wicked nice buck, dude!

Thanks
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Semper Fi on November 16, 2010, 07:45:05 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 16, 2010, 11:42:40 AM
Great shot!



But why did you dress it up in a silly orange jumper?

:lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on November 16, 2010, 07:59:49 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 16, 2010, 02:33:46 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 16, 2010, 02:10:36 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 16, 2010, 08:57:29 AM
44. Ancient.

You're  only 44? Really? I'd've been prepared to guess 50ish.
Close enough.  I suppose  44 is fiftyish when you're 30 - 35   :gheyforum:

Hmm... So what should it look like when a person is early 20's?

Freeky,
23 :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 16, 2010, 08:03:18 PM
D'OH!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on November 16, 2010, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 16, 2010, 07:59:49 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 16, 2010, 02:33:46 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 16, 2010, 02:10:36 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 16, 2010, 08:57:29 AM
44. Ancient.

You're  only 44? Really? I'd've been prepared to guess 50ish.
Close enough.  I suppose  44 is fiftyish when you're 30 - 35   :gheyforum:

Hmm... So what should it look like when a person is early 20's?

Freeky,
23 :D

You should break the geezer's knees hip for that.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on November 16, 2010, 08:11:32 PM
Quote from: Net on November 16, 2010, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 16, 2010, 07:59:49 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 16, 2010, 02:33:46 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 16, 2010, 02:10:36 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 16, 2010, 08:57:29 AM
44. Ancient.

You're  only 44? Really? I'd've been prepared to guess 50ish.
Close enough.  I suppose  44 is fiftyish when you're 30 - 35   :gheyforum:

Hmm... So what should it look like when a person is early 20's?

Freeky,
23 :D

You should break the geezer's knees for that.

No, no. We have to let the old timers get it out of their system. Besides, he'd probably wake up the next day all scared because he forgot how is knees got broken. :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2010, 08:29:44 PM
You fucking youngsters!

GIT OFF MAH LAWN!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Gray Jester on November 16, 2010, 09:03:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2010, 08:29:44 PM
You fucking youngsters!

GIT OFF MAH LAWN!

Sir, you were paying me to mow it, and I'm not done yet.  Have you forgotten again?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 16, 2010, 09:05:43 PM
Quote from: Gray Jester on November 16, 2010, 09:03:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2010, 08:29:44 PM
You fucking youngsters!

GIT OFF MAH LAWN!

Sir, you were paying me to mow it, and I'm not done yet.  Have you forgotten again?

:lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 16, 2010, 09:08:32 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 16, 2010, 07:59:49 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 16, 2010, 02:33:46 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 16, 2010, 02:10:36 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 16, 2010, 08:57:29 AM
44. Ancient.

You're  only 44? Really? I'd've been prepared to guess 50ish.
Close enough.  I suppose  44 is fiftyish when you're 30 - 35   :gheyforum:

Hmm... So what should it look like when a person is early 20's?

Freeky,
23 :D
Shit, 75?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: geekdad on November 18, 2010, 04:13:34 AM
•Demographic info - 30, M, Columbus Ohio

•Professional Info - I work for an ISP, the job isn't bad but is way too orderly for me.

•What you like to do in your free time - raise my 1 year old, attempt to write the next groundbreaking cyberpunk novel (yearight) :roll:

•What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Anything really as long as it's interesting.

•How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? I found the PD a long time ago but did nothing, and promptly forgot. I found Eris' breadcrumbs over in the *chans (4chan etc), but grew up, out, and away from their philosophy. I am writing a book and happened to be doing research on Eris, and here I am. I'm still completely new to Discordian philosophies, but they seem to align, at least in practice, so some of the other websites I used to goto. I am currently working my way through the discordian classics.

(http://imgur.com/3BdCa.jpg)

(http://imgur.com/kJB0H.jpg)

(http://imgur.com/AuGL5.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Juana on November 18, 2010, 05:21:28 AM
You kind of look like my friend Justin. :) Welcome, gd.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Lies on November 18, 2010, 05:27:17 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on November 18, 2010, 05:21:28 AM
You kind of look like my friend Justin. :) Welcome, gd.

Funny, I was thinking the exact same thing.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Juana on November 18, 2010, 05:34:04 AM
Known as Metal Justin or Scary Justin?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Lies on November 18, 2010, 05:46:53 AM
Just Justin. lol.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: E.O.T. on November 18, 2010, 05:53:05 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on November 18, 2010, 05:34:04 AM
Known as Metal Justin or Scary Justin?

ARE

          you in PDX?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Juana on November 18, 2010, 05:56:56 AM
Nope. Central California.

Quote from: Lysergic on November 18, 2010, 05:46:53 AM
Just Justin. lol.
We have several Justins, so we must differentiate between them. He's the overtly metal one.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on November 18, 2010, 02:50:28 PM
hey geekdad welcome aboard

what kind of game are you wearing that armor for in your avatar?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 18, 2010, 10:29:09 PM
Quote from: geekdad on November 18, 2010, 04:13:34 AM
•Demographic info - 30, M, Columbus Ohio

•Professional Info - I work for an ISP, the job isn't bad but is way too orderly for me.

•What you like to do in your free time - raise my 1 year old, attempt to write the next groundbreaking cyberpunk novel (yearight) :roll:

•What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Anything really as long as it's interesting.

•How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? I found the PD a long time ago but did nothing, and promptly forgot. I found Eris' breadcrumbs over in the *chans (4chan etc), but grew up, out, and away from their philosophy. I am writing a book and happened to be doing research on Eris, and here I am. I'm still completely new to Discordian philosophies, but they seem to align, at least in practice, so some of the other websites I used to goto. I am currently working my way through the discordian classics.

(http://imgur.com/3BdCa.jpg)

(http://imgur.com/kJB0H.jpg)

(http://imgur.com/AuGL5.jpg)
Seems like we've got alive one here! Welcome Geekdad.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 12:08:52 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 18, 2010, 02:50:28 PM
hey geekdad welcome aboard

what kind of game are you wearing that armor for in your avatar?

lol.. it's not mine... Wish it was though.

I do LARP but only for fun and beating people up... role players take it too seriously for me.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 12:09:49 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on November 18, 2010, 05:21:28 AM
You kind of look like my friend Justin. :) Welcome, gd.

Actually I'm Jason, so you were close.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 12:10:35 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 18, 2010, 10:29:09 PM
Welcome Geekdad.

Thanks
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on November 19, 2010, 12:35:00 AM
Quote from: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 12:08:52 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 18, 2010, 02:50:28 PM
hey geekdad welcome aboard

what kind of game are you wearing that armor for in your avatar?

lol.. it's not mine... Wish it was though.

I do LARP but only for fun and beating people up... role players take it too seriously for me.

cool - what game do you play?

I do both RP games (nero (http://neromass.com/), madrigal (http://larp.com/madrigal)) and pure foam combat games. I haven't made it out to a dagohir event with my friends yet but I run a foam sword tournament at Connecticon every year.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 12:38:01 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 19, 2010, 12:35:00 AM
cool - what game do you play?

I do both RP games (nero (http://neromass.com/), madrigal (http://larp.com/madrigal)) and pure foam combat games. I haven't made it out to a dagohir event with my friends yet but I run a foam sword tournament at Connecticon every year.

The ass end of LARPing... Amtgard

We're not so much for having fun, more of attempting to hurt each other badly in safe ways.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on November 19, 2010, 12:39:30 AM
 :lulz: you're in good company
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on November 19, 2010, 12:39:43 AM
That's cool too.  Sometimes you don't want to have a meaningful interaction with someone quite as much as you'd rather beat the mortal shit out of them with big sticks.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 19, 2010, 01:05:11 AM
Quote from: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 12:38:01 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 19, 2010, 12:35:00 AM
cool - what game do you play?

I do both RP games (nero (http://neromass.com/), madrigal (http://larp.com/madrigal)) and pure foam combat games. I haven't made it out to a dagohir event with my friends yet but I run a foam sword tournament at Connecticon every year.

The ass end of LARPing... Amtgard

We're not so much for having fun, more of attempting to hurt each other badly in safe ways.

DIAMFF!!! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LARPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on November 19, 2010, 01:08:17 AM
Maybe it's fun.  I have heard of such a thing, in esoteric texts.  It is when you are not wishing you and everyone else was dead.

No, I don't understand either.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 01:13:05 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 01:05:11 AM
DIAMFF!!! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LARPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not to fear I haven't been able to do it in a while, new baby and all..
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 19, 2010, 01:16:52 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 19, 2010, 01:08:17 AM
Maybe it's fun.  I have heard of such a thing, in esoteric texts.  It is when you are not wishing you and everyone else was dead.

No, I don't understand either.

When the purge starts. You will be the first. I shall weather the hail of rice-wrapped-in-handkerchiefs, and shall suffer the sting of foam as I mete out a fury of oak and hickory and ash. Your magic missiles shall avail thee not. Your orcish hordes and roman legions shall scatter before me like song birds before a hawk. Oh yes, it will be a glorious slaughter.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 19, 2010, 01:18:27 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 19, 2010, 01:08:17 AM
Maybe it's fun.  I have heard of such a thing, in esoteric texts.  It is when you are not wishing you and everyone else was dead.

No, I don't understand either.

I don't think these two are mutually exclusive.

EDIT:

Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 01:16:52 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 19, 2010, 01:08:17 AM
Maybe it's fun.  I have heard of such a thing, in esoteric texts.  It is when you are not wishing you and everyone else was dead.

No, I don't understand either.

When the purge starts. You will be the first. I shall weather the hail of rice-wrapped-in-handkerchiefs, and shall suffer the sting of foam as I mete out a fury of oak and hickory and ash. Your magic missiles shall avail thee not. Your orcish hordes and roman legions shall scatter before me like song birds before a hawk. Oh yes, it will be a glorious slaughter.

See?  Coyote knows fun.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on November 19, 2010, 02:00:05 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 01:16:52 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 19, 2010, 01:08:17 AM
Maybe it's fun.  I have heard of such a thing, in esoteric texts.  It is when you are not wishing you and everyone else was dead.

No, I don't understand either.

When the purge starts. You will be the first. I shall weather the hail of rice-wrapped-in-handkerchiefs, and shall suffer the sting of foam as I mete out a fury of oak and hickory and ash. Your magic missiles shall avail thee not. Your orcish hordes and roman legions shall scatter before me like song birds before a hawk. Oh yes, it will be a glorious slaughter.

You mistake me for someone equipped with sarcasm.  I've never LARPed.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on November 19, 2010, 02:13:42 AM
lame jock vs nerd posturing ITT
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on November 19, 2010, 02:19:28 AM
I'm what passes for a jock around here?  Oh man...  :lol:

No, I don't look down on larpers I just haven't tried it and SCA heavy is all I've known. 

tldr fun is fun. 

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 19, 2010, 02:21:38 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 19, 2010, 02:13:42 AM
lame jock vs nerd posturing ITT
You're next mustache boy. :argh!:

Or first since I forgot Sig was one of those people I make fun of :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on November 19, 2010, 02:24:15 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 02:21:38 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 19, 2010, 02:13:42 AM
lame jock vs nerd posturing ITT
You're next mustache boy. :argh!:

Or first since I forgot Sig was one of those people I make fun of :lulz:

Determinists?

Oh no, SCAdians.

Haven't done it in years.  Effectively quit since my armor is gone.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Richter on November 19, 2010, 03:35:06 AM
I've done SCA (Heavy and rapier combat both) and LARP too, there's fun in all of it.   :mrgreen:  Whichever rules, system, props, etc, it'st still grown people pretending though. (still more fun than REALLY killing)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 19, 2010, 03:37:56 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 19, 2010, 03:35:06 AM
I've done SCA (Heavy and rapier combat both) and LARP too, there's fun in all of it.   :mrgreen:  Whichever rules, system, props, etc, it'st still grown people pretending though. (still more fun than REALLY killing)

I generally treat SCA and similar things as training to kill people. Which is probably why I don't like LARPs.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 04:12:23 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 03:37:56 AM

I generally treat SCA and similar things as training to kill people.

Why go to the trouble?  They'll do it themselves if you let them.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 19, 2010, 04:14:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 04:12:23 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 03:37:56 AM

I generally treat SCA and similar things as training to kill people.

Why go to the trouble?  They'll do it themselves if you let them.
Prepping for the zombie wars.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 19, 2010, 05:06:26 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 04:14:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 04:12:23 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 03:37:56 AM

I generally treat SCA and similar things as training to kill people.

Why go to the trouble?  They'll do it themselves if you let them.
Prepping for the zombie wars.
By making more Zombies?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 19, 2010, 05:09:55 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 19, 2010, 05:06:26 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 04:14:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 04:12:23 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 03:37:56 AM

I generally treat SCA and similar things as training to kill people.

Why go to the trouble?  They'll do it themselves if you let them.
Prepping for the zombie wars.
By making more Zombies?
Quiet anarchist. You are on the ListTM.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Death on November 19, 2010, 05:11:43 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 19, 2010, 12:35:00 AM
Quote from: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 12:08:52 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 18, 2010, 02:50:28 PM
hey geekdad welcome aboard

what kind of game are you wearing that armor for in your avatar?

lol.. it's not mine... Wish it was though.

I do LARP but only for fun and beating people up... role players take it too seriously for me.

cool - what game do you play?

I do both RP games (nero (http://neromass.com/), madrigal (http://larp.com/madrigal)) and pure foam combat games. I haven't made it out to a dagohir event with my friends yet but I run a foam sword tournament at Connecticon every year.


Dagorhir = YES.  You should find one asap and go.  ESPECIALLY since you're out east.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 19, 2010, 05:20:15 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 05:09:55 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 19, 2010, 05:06:26 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 04:14:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 04:12:23 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 03:37:56 AM

I generally treat SCA and similar things as training to kill people.

Why go to the trouble?  They'll do it themselves if you let them.
Prepping for the zombie wars.
By making more Zombies?
Quiet anarchist. You are on the ListTM.
Hah! I am on many lists!  Your's will have to go to the back of the line.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 05:39:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 03:37:56 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 19, 2010, 03:35:06 AM
I've done SCA (Heavy and rapier combat both) and LARP too, there's fun in all of it.   :mrgreen:  Whichever rules, system, props, etc, it'st still grown people pretending though. (still more fun than REALLY killing)

I generally treat SCA and similar things as training to kill people. Which is probably why I don't like LARPs.

Obviously you haven't seen Amtgard. They are foam swords, many of them or puropsely light for speed.

I personally don't use light weapons, but they are safer as they are far less likely to break in a way that would injure.


Exibit A of "light weapons..

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4132/4944771797_035ce5e501.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 19, 2010, 05:50:07 AM
Quote from: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 05:39:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 03:37:56 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 19, 2010, 03:35:06 AM
I've done SCA (Heavy and rapier combat both) and LARP too, there's fun in all of it.   :mrgreen:  Whichever rules, system, props, etc, it'st still grown people pretending though. (still more fun than REALLY killing)

I generally treat SCA and similar things as training to kill people. Which is probably why I don't like LARPs.

Obviously you haven't seen Amtgard. They are foam swords, many of them or puropsely light for speed.

I personally don't use light weapons, but they are safer as they are far less likely to break in a way that would injure.

That is why.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 19, 2010, 05:53:32 AM
Quote from: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 05:39:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 03:37:56 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 19, 2010, 03:35:06 AM
I've done SCA (Heavy and rapier combat both) and LARP too, there's fun in all of it.   :mrgreen:  Whichever rules, system, props, etc, it'st still grown people pretending though. (still more fun than REALLY killing)

I generally treat SCA and similar things as training to kill people. Which is probably why I don't like LARPs.

Obviously you haven't seen Amtgard. They are foam swords, many of them or puropsely light for speed.

I personally don't use light weapons, but they are safer as they are far less likely to break in a way that would injure.


Exibit A of "light weapons..

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4132/4944771797_035ce5e501.jpg)
Looks like 5 umbrellas, and a pointless arrow!  Ooh, don't spank me, Mary Poppins!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 05:58:43 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 05:50:07 AM
Quote from: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 05:39:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 03:37:56 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 19, 2010, 03:35:06 AM
I've done SCA (Heavy and rapier combat both) and LARP too, there's fun in all of it.   :mrgreen:  Whichever rules, system, props, etc, it'st still grown people pretending though. (still more fun than REALLY killing)

I generally treat SCA and similar things as training to kill people. Which is probably why I don't like LARPs.

Obviously you haven't seen Amtgard. They are foam swords, many of them or puropsely light for speed.

I personally don't use light weapons, but they are safer as they are far less likely to break in a way that would injure.


That is why.


By "chance" I mean like less then struck by lightning probablilities, not like same as cleaning a gun and it going off.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 19, 2010, 05:59:37 AM
Having personally held that toys that Amtgard call 'weapons' I think I know how heavy they are. And feel it justifies me mocking LARPers. No offense to Cram.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 19, 2010, 06:01:25 AM
Society for Creative Anachronism:

1) Adopt a "persona" with a period-appropriate name (in other words, "play a role")

2) Wear period-appropriate garments/costume, i.e. something that in most cases you would not wear in public on an everyday basis

3) Engage in a form of combat with protective gear, blunted weapons, and rules designed to reduce the incidence of severe injury or death

4) All of these things, put together, constitute a form of playing a role in a live-action context. Live Action Role Playing, bitches.


Just because your version of playing pretend has greater aspirations towards historical accuracy and people are more likely to get a boo-boo because you use a realistic form of mock combat doesn't make it a more worthwhile hobby. Different fucking strokes for different motherfucking folks.


or in other words

Quote from: Cramulus on November 19, 2010, 02:13:42 AM
lame jock vs nerd posturing ITT
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 06:07:03 AM
Quote from: BadBeast link=topic=26293.msg968977#msg968977
Looks like 5 umbrellas, and a pointless arrow!  Ooh, don't spank me, Mary Poppins!

Agreed. I hate so-called New-Tech weapons, they are basically a golf club shaft with one of those pool foam things on it covered in material.

If the golf club part is graphite it tends to break.

QuoteOld Tech: This is the gear used by people back in the early 80's all the way up until the early to mid 90's. We are talking everything from thick wall PVC and couch foam, all the way up to tent pegs and vlar. Somewhere along the way they also used camp pad, solid fiberglass rods, and bamboo. Shields were made of wood or trashcan lids, and were smaller on average than they are now. Old tech weapons are heavy, slow, and hit with a lot of force. Given their mass, the people who made good use of them had to have a lot of upper body strength. Sword Knights were generally stronger than average, examples of KoS members who qualified with old tech include Nevron, M'deth, Tholden, and Theo Blackflame.

New Tech: Equipment of this make became popular in the early to mid 90's but that varies from kingdom to kingdom. New tech swords generally have 505 or 404-diameter kitespar core. The blades are generally made with some variety of MC, either 1900S or 2000. Fun noodle also became popular in this time, specifically in the Iron Mountains, but was generally reinforced and or strapped down to make the weapon heavier or more durable. Shields were generally made from snow sleds and tended be larger to better compensate for the faster weapons. Would-be Sword Knights still profit from being stronger than their opponents but not nearly to the degree required with Old Tech weapons. KoS members who favor New Tech weapons and equipment include Arthon, Drakknar, Clalibus, Guy, and Ziggy.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 19, 2010, 06:07:21 AM
Quote from: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 05:58:43 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 05:50:07 AM
Quote from: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 05:39:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 03:37:56 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 19, 2010, 03:35:06 AM
I've done SCA (Heavy and rapier combat both) and LARP too, there's fun in all of it.   :mrgreen:  Whichever rules, system, props, etc, it'st still grown people pretending though. (still more fun than REALLY killing)

I generally treat SCA and similar things as training to kill people. Which is probably why I don't like LARPs.

Obviously you haven't seen Amtgard. They are foam swords, many of them or puropsely light for speed.

I personally don't use light weapons, but they are safer as they are far less likely to break in a way that would injure.


That is why.


By "chance" I mean like less then struck by lightning probablilities, not like same as cleaning a gun and it going off.


Thrash me with thy foamy sword of larpdom if you can, Varlet, I am the bearer of Thwackboing, mighty lance of bubblewrap, whose mirth and lail doth lay waste the stoutest foe!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 19, 2010, 06:08:21 AM
Quote from: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 05:58:43 AM


By "chance" I mean like less then struck by lightning probablilities, not like same as cleaning a gun and it going off.



I think you aren't getting my point. I shoot firearms for a living. Part of my jog description is putting myself in dangerous situations. The safety of a kitespar wrapped with opencell foam and covered with a sock isn't why I have an issue with the things that LARPers use. It is their lack of mass and ridiculous handling characteristics. I have taken flack for having trained with shinai and wasters from people who use steel. I have given flack to guys who use nylon wasters for training. I approach armed combat as a martial art. Your concept safety is meaningless. I've trained with steel and prefer it to wood or shinai.

And WTF do you mean by your comment on cleaning a gun and having it accidentally going off? If you are cleaning a loaded weapon you are a fucking retard. You always, always, ALWAYS clear a weapon when you are first handed it, before handing it off to someone else or before cleaning it. ALWAYS.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 06:09:26 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 05:59:37 AM
Having personally held that toys that Amtgard call 'weapons' I think I know how heavy they are. And feel it justifies me mocking LARPers. No offense to Cram.

This is what you held I'd wager:

QuoteUltralights: Presently ultralights are the pinnacle of weapon technology. These weapons are generally made with the lighter forms of golf club shafts and fun noodle. They use a limited amount of tape, and pantyhose as opposed to a cloth cover. Weapons of this sort are made to be as light as possible. Given their construction, weapons of this type have a marked tendency to break down quickly, and constantly have to be repaired or remade. They also tend to be very long and even a 45" sword can be used effectively with only one hand. Shields have changed as well and on average are well into the medium range (27" to 30"). Also, many people prefer all foam shields that do not require separate padding. KoS members who favor weapons of this sort include Spynthrift, Lief, Sparhawk, and Brennon.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 19, 2010, 06:10:53 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 19, 2010, 06:01:25 AM
Society for Creative Anachronism:

1) Adopt a "persona" with a period-appropriate name (in other words, "play a role")

2) Wear period-appropriate garments/costume, i.e. something that in most cases you would not wear in public on an everyday basis

3) Engage in a form of combat with protective gear, blunted weapons, and rules designed to reduce the incidence of severe injury or death

4) All of these things, put together, constitute a form of playing a role in a live-action context. Live Action Role Playing, bitches.


Just because your version of playing pretend has greater aspirations towards historical accuracy and people are more likely to get a boo-boo because you use a realistic form of mock combat doesn't make it a more worthwhile hobby. Different fucking strokes for different motherfucking folks.


or in other words

Quote from: Cramulus on November 19, 2010, 02:13:42 AM
lame jock vs nerd posturing ITT

I play with the SCA, I am not a member. I don't have a persona. I have no interest in ever making one, because while I enjoy RPGs, I prefer to be ME when I am in my own skin out and about. And the majority of the SCA is less historically accurate than "A Knight's Tale"

And this is lame jock posturing. I was poking fun, but geekdad seemed to not get why I  personally don't like LARP.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 19, 2010, 06:13:08 AM
Quote from: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 06:09:26 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 05:59:37 AM
Having personally held that toys that Amtgard call 'weapons' I think I know how heavy they are. And feel it justifies me mocking LARPers. No offense to Cram.

This is what you held I'd wager:

QuoteUltralights: Presently ultralights are the pinnacle of weapon technology. These weapons are generally made with the lighter forms of golf club shafts and fun noodle. They use a limited amount of tape, and pantyhose as opposed to a cloth cover. Weapons of this sort are made to be as light as possible. Given their construction, weapons of this type have a marked tendency to break down quickly, and constantly have to be repaired or remade. They also tend to be very long and even a 45" sword can be used effectively with only one hand. Shields have changed as well and on average are well into the medium range (27" to 30"). Also, many people prefer all foam shields that do not require separate padding. KoS members who favor weapons of this sort include Spynthrift, Lief, Sparhawk, and Brennon.

Anything weighing less than 1.5 pounds is stupid light to me. Anything less than 2 pounds is light to me. Anything over 4 pounds is starting to get heavy in one hand to me. Do get the weight ranges as they apply to me? Do you guys make foam weapons that approach 2 pounds in weight without being close to the size of a zweihander?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 19, 2010, 06:16:26 AM
You know what. Fuck you guys. Only EOC got it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 06:16:31 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 06:08:21 AM
It is their lack of mass and ridiculous handling characteristics. I have taken flack for having trained with shinai and wasters from people who use steel. I have given flack to guys who use nylon wasters for training. I approach armed combat as a martial art. Your concept safety is meaningless. I've trained with steel and prefer it to wood or shinai.

we are on the same side here, your point is exactly mine. New tech and ultra lights are shit and technically don't follow the rules as it states weapons should be close to real weapon weight.

The weapon I use is thick wall PVC with a pipe insulator, wrapped in blue camp foam, it has smaller faucet PVC inside keeping a 2lb lead weight at the end for counter balance at the hilt. It weights about 10lbs, is 50" long and the main striking part is 2.75" in diameter. Due to the counterweight, it is balanced 1 inch to the handguard (edited here wrong term).

The friend who brought me into amtgard had never seen a setup like it in the 12 years he had been playing. He thought it was a great idea. He prefer ed the 10 foot sewage PVC with pillows and couch foam on it, but that is ancient

Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 06:08:21 AM
And WTF do you mean by your comment on cleaning a gun and having it accidentally going off? If you are cleaning a loaded weapon you are a fucking retard. You always, always, ALWAYS clear a weapon when you are first handed it, before handing it off to someone else or before cleaning it. ALWAYS.

The gun thing was meant as a joke... actually it's probably more likely to be nailed by lighting then shot while cleaning a gun.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 19, 2010, 06:20:06 AM
Sorry, it's late and I'm tired. Been surrounded by so much DUMB lately that it colored how I see everything.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 19, 2010, 06:22:01 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 06:16:26 AM
You know what. Fuck you guys. Only EOC got it.
Does this mean Coyote is not amused?  :aaa:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 19, 2010, 06:24:00 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 19, 2010, 06:20:06 AM
Sorry, it's late and I'm tired. Been surrounded by so much DUMB lately that it colored how I see everything.

Sorry, it's late, I've been dealing with retards and macho ass bags, and my left arm aches likes it was put into an arm bar then stepped on.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 19, 2010, 06:28:06 AM
Arm bar? Is that a euphemism?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 19, 2010, 06:37:05 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 19, 2010, 06:28:06 AM
Arm bar? Is that a euphemism?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armbar
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 19, 2010, 06:42:45 AM
I won a Judo tournament when I was 10 using an armlock like that!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Death on November 19, 2010, 04:58:16 PM
Quote from: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 06:16:31 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 06:08:21 AM
It is their lack of mass and ridiculous handling characteristics. I have taken flack for having trained with shinai and wasters from people who use steel. I have given flack to guys who use nylon wasters for training. I approach armed combat as a martial art. Your concept safety is meaningless. I've trained with steel and prefer it to wood or shinai.

we are on the same side here, your point is exactly mine. New tech and ultra lights are shit and technically don't follow the rules as it states weapons should be close to real weapon weight.

The weapon I use is thick wall PVC with a pipe insulator, wrapped in blue camp foam, it has smaller faucet PVC inside keeping a 2lb lead weight at the end for counter balance at the hilt. It weights about 10lbs, is 50" long and the main striking part is 2.75" in diameter. Due to the counterweight, it is balanced 1 inch to the handguard (edited here wrong term).

The friend who brought me into amtgard had never seen a setup like it in the 12 years he had been playing. He thought it was a great idea. He prefer ed the 10 foot sewage PVC with pillows and couch foam on it, but that is ancient

Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 06:08:21 AM
And WTF do you mean by your comment on cleaning a gun and having it accidentally going off? If you are cleaning a loaded weapon you are a fucking retard. You always, always, ALWAYS clear a weapon when you are first handed it, before handing it off to someone else or before cleaning it. ALWAYS.

The gun thing was meant as a joke... actually it's probably more likely to be nailed by lighting then shot while cleaning a gun.
I've never actually done Amtgard but I've been told by everyone it's much less fighting and much more roleplay than Dagorhir/Belegarth.  You don't actually fight, it's more like tag.  But I guess that depends on how your group does it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 04:59:52 PM
Quote from: Death on November 19, 2010, 04:58:16 PM
I've never actually done Amtgard but I've been told by everyone it's much less fighting and much more roleplay than Dagorhir/Belegarth.  You don't actually fight, it's more like tag. 

So, like kids playing guns, only with barbies included?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Death on November 19, 2010, 05:02:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 04:59:52 PM
Quote from: Death on November 19, 2010, 04:58:16 PM
I've never actually done Amtgard but I've been told by everyone it's much less fighting and much more roleplay than Dagorhir/Belegarth.  You don't actually fight, it's more like tag. 

So, like kids playing guns, only with barbies included?
Uhm, I don't see how you could think of it that way but if it makes sense to you, sure.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 05:05:03 PM
Quote from: Death on November 19, 2010, 05:02:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 04:59:52 PM
Quote from: Death on November 19, 2010, 04:58:16 PM
I've never actually done Amtgard but I've been told by everyone it's much less fighting and much more roleplay than Dagorhir/Belegarth.  You don't actually fight, it's more like tag. 

So, like kids playing guns, only with barbies included?
Uhm, I don't see how you could think of it that way but if it makes sense to you, sure.

Well, it's make believe without either rolling dice1 or thumping people with shit (thumping people with shit is an excuse for anything).


1  Pen & paper is the only acceptable form of roleplaying according the 2008 Tucson Synod, and Tucson is the Holy City™ of Eris.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Death on November 19, 2010, 05:10:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 05:05:03 PM
Quote from: Death on November 19, 2010, 05:02:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 04:59:52 PM
Quote from: Death on November 19, 2010, 04:58:16 PM
I've never actually done Amtgard but I've been told by everyone it's much less fighting and much more roleplay than Dagorhir/Belegarth.  You don't actually fight, it's more like tag. 

So, like kids playing guns, only with barbies included?
Uhm, I don't see how you could think of it that way but if it makes sense to you, sure.

Well, it's make believe without either rolling dice1 or thumping people with shit (thumping people with shit is an excuse for anything).


1  Pen & paper is the only acceptable form of roleplaying according the 2008 Tucson Synod, and Tucson is the Holy City™ of Eris.
From what I've been explained, yes.  You also have levels, and can use things you throw as magic missiles. 
I don't quite see where the guns and barbies fit in though.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 05:25:04 PM
Quote from: Death on November 19, 2010, 05:10:27 PM
You also have levels, and can use things you throw as magic missiles. 


Bricks?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 19, 2010, 05:34:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 05:25:04 PM
Quote from: Death on November 19, 2010, 05:10:27 PM
You also have levels, and can use things you throw as magic missiles. 


Bricks?
Headless Barbie dolls, full of Incendigel™, black powder, and ball bearings. With a four second cordite fuse stuck in her tack-hole.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 19, 2010, 07:51:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 05:25:04 PM
Quote from: Death on November 19, 2010, 05:10:27 PM
You also have levels, and can use things you throw as magic missiles. 


Bricks?

my previous post about rice filled handkerchiefs.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Death on November 19, 2010, 11:43:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 05:25:04 PM
Quote from: Death on November 19, 2010, 05:10:27 PM
You also have levels, and can use things you throw as magic missiles. 


Bricks?
:spittake:

Nerf footballs cut in half with streamers off the back of it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on November 20, 2010, 01:10:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 05:25:04 PM
Quote from: Death on November 19, 2010, 05:10:27 PM
You also have levels, and can use things you throw as magic missiles. 


Bricks?

Incidentally, if you read on far enough in the Discworld series, you'll find out a half brick in a sock can be an incredibly potent weapon, in the right hands.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 20, 2010, 03:05:31 AM
Quote from: Subetai on November 20, 2010, 01:10:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 05:25:04 PM
Quote from: Death on November 19, 2010, 05:10:27 PM
You also have levels, and can use things you throw as magic missiles. 


Bricks?

Incidentally, if you read on far enough in the Discworld series, you'll find out a half brick in a sock can be an incredibly potent weapon, in the right hands.
My Nan carried a half brick around in her handbag all through WWII, and lived right through the Blitz. Even the Luftwaffe wont fuck with a Bristol Lass, with a half brick in her handbag!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2010, 03:17:39 AM
Quote from: Subetai on November 20, 2010, 01:10:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 05:25:04 PM
Quote from: Death on November 19, 2010, 05:10:27 PM
You also have levels, and can use things you throw as magic missiles. 


Bricks?

Incidentally, if you read on far enough in the Discworld series, you'll find out a half brick in a sock can be an incredibly potent weapon, in the right hands.

I'm about half way through it, and yes.

Also, doesn't Queen Elizabeth II carry a brick in that purse of hers?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 20, 2010, 03:27:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2010, 03:17:39 AM
Quote from: Subetai on November 20, 2010, 01:10:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 05:25:04 PM
Quote from: Death on November 19, 2010, 05:10:27 PM
You also have levels, and can use things you throw as magic missiles. 


Bricks?

Incidentally, if you read on far enough in the Discworld series, you'll find out a half brick in a sock can be an incredibly potent weapon, in the right hands.

I'm about half way through it, and yes.

Also, doesn't Queen Elizabeth II carry a brick in that purse of hers?
Not sure. I know her Mother did, and Thatcher keeps her stillborn Twin Sister's mummified remains in her's. I heard the Queen keeps a dart pistol full of ketamine knock down darts, to calm the Greek down whenever he gets the whiff of a smelly Mare. He was the infamous "Hampstead Heath Horse Botherer" until Prince Anne gelded the fucker with a Bull Terrier.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2010, 03:29:30 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 20, 2010, 03:27:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2010, 03:17:39 AM
Quote from: Subetai on November 20, 2010, 01:10:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 05:25:04 PM
Quote from: Death on November 19, 2010, 05:10:27 PM
You also have levels, and can use things you throw as magic missiles. 


Bricks?

Incidentally, if you read on far enough in the Discworld series, you'll find out a half brick in a sock can be an incredibly potent weapon, in the right hands.

I'm about half way through it, and yes.

Also, doesn't Queen Elizabeth II carry a brick in that purse of hers?
Not sure. I know her Mother did, and Thatcher keeps her stillborn Twin Sister's mummified remains in her's. I heard the Queen keeps a dart pistol full of ketamine knock down darts, to calm the Greek down whenever he gets the whiff of a smelly Mare. He was the infamous "Hampstead Heath Horse Botherer" until Prince Anne gelded the fucker with a Bull Terrier.

Oh, but she does.  I've BEEN to England, and I've seen the casualty list of tourists that have fallen afoul of her rampages.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 20, 2010, 03:43:04 AM
Her Bull Terriers have been banned from Buck House, by the Queen, for tearing one of her Dorgis to shreds in front of a shitload of Tourists. They hunted it down, cornered it in a Gazebo, in full view, and proceeded to rip it apart, totally oblivious to Three Guardsmen clubbing the fuck out of them with Rifle butts.

Phil: "Anne, Sweety, your fucking Pitbulls have murdered another of Mummies scabby little mongrels"

"Annie How's yer fanny" (Her family nickname) "They're not Pitbulls, you senile old Jaffa, call them that again, and I'll tell Mummy about you and the Cartland Woman. Now Giddyup!"   
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Payne on November 20, 2010, 03:34:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 05:05:03 PM
Quote from: Death on November 19, 2010, 05:02:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 04:59:52 PM
Quote from: Death on November 19, 2010, 04:58:16 PM
I've never actually done Amtgard but I've been told by everyone it's much less fighting and much more roleplay than Dagorhir/Belegarth.  You don't actually fight, it's more like tag. 

So, like kids playing guns, only with barbies included?
Uhm, I don't see how you could think of it that way but if it makes sense to you, sure.

Well, it's make believe without either rolling dice1 or thumping people with shit (thumping people with shit is an excuse for anything).


1  Pen & paper is the only acceptable form of roleplaying according the 2008 Tucson Synod, and Tucson is the Holy City™ of Eris.

Oh.

You wont be pleased by what I've been getting up to on one of my game nights then  :x
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Triple Zero on November 20, 2010, 11:59:25 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 20, 2010, 03:43:04 AM
Her Bull Terriers have been banned from Buck House, by the Queen, for tearing one of her Dorgis to shreds in front of a shitload of Tourists. They hunted it down, cornered it in a Gazebo, in full

That word, always reminds me of http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/gazebo.html
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dane$$a on November 21, 2010, 12:22:02 AM
Fabulous Dane$$a


(http://i1234.photobucket.com/albums/ff405/nessa_minaj/Profile%20Pics/DJ1.jpg)
(http://i1234.photobucket.com/albums/ff405/nessa_minaj/DJ2.jpg)

(http://i1234.photobucket.com/albums/ff405/nessa_minaj/DJ3.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sister Fracture on November 21, 2010, 12:28:32 AM
You're very pretty.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dane$$a on November 21, 2010, 12:33:54 AM
Your sweet thanks hon. Muahhh
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 21, 2010, 12:43:58 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 20, 2010, 11:59:25 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 20, 2010, 03:43:04 AM
Her Bull Terriers have been banned from Buck House, by the Queen, for tearing one of her Dorgis to shreds in front of a shitload of Tourists. They hunted it down, cornered it in a Gazebo, in full

That word, always reminds me of http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/gazebo.html
Those Gazebos are tricky bastards. Worse than Shrubberys, if you ask me.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: DiscoUkulele on November 21, 2010, 07:54:33 AM
It's been too long, ya'll. I feel like I need to re-introduce myself. So, hello again :)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Dark Monk on November 21, 2010, 09:13:01 PM
I am TDM.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 21, 2010, 09:35:54 PM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on November 21, 2010, 09:13:01 PM
I am TDM.
Hi TDM, just how dark are you then? Are you part of a particular order of Monks? If so, are they Secular, Non Secular, Trappist, or what?  Do you have a Dark Abbot who instructs you in your darkness? Does he eschew the light completely? (without bumping into things) or is the darkness more of a spiritual darkness? Are you awaiting the arrival of a Light bringer, who will lead the faithful to some Nirvana, or state of perpetual bliss?
I'm only banging on like this because 6 letter intros are really rather limited in the information they divulge to the reader. (Although your's is six letters longer than mine was, so well done) So welcome to PD.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 21, 2010, 09:41:25 PM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on November 21, 2010, 07:54:33 AM
It's been too long, ya'll. I feel like I need to re-introduce myself. So, hello again :)
Hi Disco Uke, (again) Still not found your Disco accordian then?
Looks like that might be gone for good. This fella has a good Disco Ukelele though, so maybe you can get a tip or two from him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb-pLBQ2D7k
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Brotep on November 21, 2010, 09:41:35 PM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on November 21, 2010, 09:13:01 PM
I am TDM.

Hey! How've you been?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Triple Zero on November 21, 2010, 09:45:02 PM
TDM!! DUDE! Welcome back man :D

Been a long time!! Where you been? Everything cool?

Also, I'm not sure, but I seem to remember that you were playing the LOGD game in its previous incarnation, last time you were here (though it might have been a different game?). Anyway, Cramulus put up a server on his server, go reg an account on http://cramul.us/dragon :D It's fun. My character is Megaduke Karl Zengdurf of the Sparkly Cabal.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 22, 2010, 06:57:36 PM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on November 21, 2010, 09:13:01 PM
I am TDM.

Hey man, how ya been??
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Dark Monk on November 23, 2010, 06:40:16 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 21, 2010, 09:45:02 PM
TDM!! DUDE! Welcome back man :D

Been a long time!! Where you been? Everything cool?

Also, I'm not sure, but I seem to remember that you were playing the LOGD game in its previous incarnation, last time you were here (though it might have been a different game?). Anyway, Cramulus put up a server on his server, go reg an account on http://cramul.us/dragon :D It's fun. My character is Megaduke Karl Zengdurf of the Sparkly Cabal.

Hot shits! I'm doing alright, surviving lol getting into school, working, SSDD with horrible stale repitition, so it's time for a change in lifestyle I believe. Oh yes I was down with editing and modding LOGD! I remember naming hundreds of weapons that no one could possibly ever achieve without 100 years of gameplay and some sort of cheating system...
It's been way too long man, I still have Jogma! I have also been writing a book but it's not near finished,  I'll probably post some of it on here sometime soon when I get the time.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Triple Zero on November 23, 2010, 07:27:40 PM
Jogma! HIHI :D If you like, tell me the length of that mix, it's possible that I tacked a few more tracks onto the end of it in a later version.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on November 23, 2010, 07:30:28 PM
Hey dude! Great to see you back! After relaunching LOGD I had craved for your editorial shenanigans. Let me know if you want a mod account.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Dark Monk on November 23, 2010, 09:05:02 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 23, 2010, 07:27:40 PM
Jogma! HIHI :D If you like, tell me the length of that mix, it's possible that I tacked a few more tracks onto the end of it in a later version.

I would totally love the latest version! I know I had one of the previous ones I never got a newer one when I saw you working on it ^.^
Quote from: Cramulus on November 23, 2010, 07:30:28 PM
Hey dude! Great to see you back! After relaunching LOGD I had craved for your editorial shenanigans. Let me know if you want a mod account.  :mrgreen:

I'm totally down for it! I signed up earlier today :)

On a related gaming note, this is my newest craze! I would love for you all to join me :)
http://signup.leagueoflegends.com/?ref=4c945c5e5eb35207605864
Rounds are about 45 minutes long, no long time play is required :) Something to do to kill some time and kill some heroes! I admit I am infatuated with it at this current time.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Rizzo on November 25, 2010, 01:00:28 AM
Name- Rizzo

Demo- From Jersey

Into- Pizza, chilling with my bro Gonz.

You don't need to know anything else pal, take a picture it will last longa.

(http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc495/archie1879/Gonzo_rizzo.jpg)

(http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc495/archie1879/Notmytable.jpg)

(http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc495/archie1879/RizzoBIG.jpg)


Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 25, 2010, 04:18:14 AM
Hey TDM! Nice to see you!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Triple Zero on November 25, 2010, 09:20:19 AM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on November 23, 2010, 09:05:02 PM
I would totally love the latest version! I know I had one of the previous ones I never got a newer one when I saw you working on it ^.^
I'm totally down for it! I signed up earlier today :)

http://devio.us/~tripzilch/jogma-1-7.mp3
http://devio.us/~tripzilch/None-of-this-is-really-banging-on.mp3 (this is an entirely new one)

You already got Ein Waggon voller magnets on a monday night that is lost in time FOREVER.mp3, right?

So, um they're still uploading btw, I'm posting the links already now, but they won't actually work until about 30-35  minutes after I posted this :)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Dark Monk on November 25, 2010, 06:31:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 25, 2010, 04:18:14 AM
Hey TDM! Nice to see you!

Ah Nigel! The beautiful ferocity of PD! It is good to see you around! Are you still making beads? :)
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 25, 2010, 09:20:19 AM
http://devio.us/~tripzilch/jogma-1-7.mp3
http://devio.us/~tripzilch/None-of-this-is-really-banging-on.mp3 (this is an entirely new one)

You already got Ein Waggon voller magnets on a monday night that is lost in time FOREVER.mp3, right?

So, um they're still uploading btw, I'm posting the links already now, but they won't actually work until about 30-35  minutes after I posted this :)

I don't think I have that one tripzips, I'm grabbing the other two right now ^.^

Edit: Would you happen to have the tools to create  a Drum and Bass mix, if I were to provide some tunes?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Triple Zero on November 25, 2010, 09:00:21 PM
Unfortunately not, I had to reinstall my netbook because of a virus a little while ago (nothing was lost btw) and am running Ubuntu now. Ableton Live, the software I use to create those mixes doesn't run on Linux, sadly.

I should buy myself a proper desktop PC as well, some day, and it'll have dual boot. But so far, eh, a netbook is fine, I can take it outside for a smoke on the balcony :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 26, 2010, 06:26:31 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 25, 2010, 09:00:21 PM
Unfortunately not, I had to reinstall my netbook because of a virus a little while ago (nothing was lost btw) and am running Ubuntu now. Ableton Live, the software I use to create those mixes doesn't run on Linux, sadly.

I should buy myself a proper desktop PC as well, some day, and it'll have dual boot. But so far, eh, a netbook is fine, I can take it outside for a smoke on the balcony :D

Mr Squid has dual boot set up on his netbook. He runs windows/linux
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Xieante Antitheus on November 26, 2010, 10:25:47 PM
Yes a new NOOB...  :mrgreen:

Xieante Antitheus
"Ash"
     A.K.A Xie (Z), X13, Neurotic Kitty, Amator Antitheus, Squirrel,


* Demographic I'm from SE Wisconsin. Not too close, yet not so far from Milwaukee. Age 24.
   
* Professional Info Graphics student*, laid-off housewife thing, barely functioning with a lack of tickets.
*Specializing in page layout, typography, and Pre-press... I tend to like anything highly anal-retentive.
Har, har, yes I said 'anal' indeed...
   
* What you like to do in your free time Paint, read, draw, roll around in mud and dirt, irritate anyone    within a 20 ft radius with my off the wall banter!?? Putz with random designs. Currently teaching myself how to sew properly on my new machine.
   
* What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? I like the Intermittens project quite a bit, love the Modern Mythological Creatures idea... Really anything that amuses me. ADOS!

* How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? About 2 years or so ago. Doing the usual picking up one nonsense occult book after another, displeased by most, discovered a little nifty book shoved in the back of a shelf half covered in dust at a little magic new age shop. "Oh, what is this?" I proclaimed! Had a nifty little symbol on it of a circle with 8 arrows pointing outward. Well, I'm sure you can guess I began to do some digging into this whole idea of chaos. Honestly have been poking my nose in and out of this forum for quite some time now. Just as of recently I have gained regular access to the interwebs, so I thought it was about time I finally joined in the ruckus. 

Photos:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Antitheus/games.jpg) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Antitheus/pickle.jpg) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Antitheus/4wheels.jpg) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Antitheus/witch.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Antitheus/drinky-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on November 26, 2010, 10:47:30 PM
Quote from: Xieante Antitheus on November 26, 2010, 10:25:47 PM
Yes a new NOOB...  :mrgreen:

Xieante Antitheus
"Ash"
     A.K.A Xie (Z), X13, Neurotic Kitty, Amator Antitheus, Squirrel,


* Demographic I'm from SE Wisconsin. Not too close, yet not so far from Milwaukee. Age 24.
   
* Professional Info Graphics student*, laid-off housewife thing, barely functioning with a lack of tickets.
*Specializing in page layout, typography, and Pre-press... I tend to like anything highly anal-retentive.
Har, har, yes I said 'anal' indeed...
   
* What you like to do in your free time Paint, read, draw, roll around in mud and dirt, irritate anyone    within a 20 ft radius with my off the wall banter!?? Putz with random designs. Currently teaching myself how to sew properly on my new machine.
   
* What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? I like the Intermittens project quite a bit, love the Modern Mythological Creatures idea... Really anything that amuses me. ADOS!

* How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? About 2 years or so ago. Doing the usual picking up one nonsense occult book after another, displeased by most, discovered a little nifty book shoved in the back of a shelf half covered in dust at a little magic new age shop. "Oh, what is this?" I proclaimed! Had a nifty little symbol on it of a circle with 8 arrows pointing outward. Well, I'm sure you can guess I began to do some digging into this whole idea of chaos. Honestly have been poking my nose in and out of this forum for quite some time now. Just as of recently I have gained regular access to the interwebs, so I thought it was about time I finally joined in the ruckus. 

Photos:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Antitheus/games.jpg) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Antitheus/pickle.jpg) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Antitheus/4wheels.jpg) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Antitheus/witch.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Antitheus/drinky-1.jpg)


Hi Xie, welcome to PD, now you have significantly widened the radius of your circle of irritation,  don't let it go to your head.  The only person I ever knew from Milwaukee, was this geezer, (http://imgur.com/qfu2e.jpg) and he irritated the fuck out of everyone. (Except Marion Cunningham)   :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Rumckle on November 26, 2010, 11:19:24 PM
Quote from: Xieante Antitheus on November 26, 2010, 10:25:47 PM
Yes a new NOOB...  :mrgreen:

Xieante Antitheus
"Ash"
     A.K.A Xie (Z), X13, Neurotic Kitty, Amator Antitheus, Squirrel,


* Demographic I'm from SE Wisconsin. Not too close, yet not so far from Milwaukee. Age 24.
   
* Professional Info Graphics student*, laid-off housewife thing, barely functioning with a lack of tickets.
*Specializing in page layout, typography, and Pre-press... I tend to like anything highly anal-retentive.
Har, har, yes I said 'anal' indeed...
   
* What you like to do in your free time Paint, read, draw, roll around in mud and dirt, irritate anyone    within a 20 ft radius with my off the wall banter!?? Putz with random designs. Currently teaching myself how to sew properly on my new machine.
   
* What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? I like the Intermittens project quite a bit, love the Modern Mythological Creatures idea... Really anything that amuses me. ADOS!

* How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? About 2 years or so ago. Doing the usual picking up one nonsense occult book after another, displeased by most, discovered a little nifty book shoved in the back of a shelf half covered in dust at a little magic new age shop. "Oh, what is this?" I proclaimed! Had a nifty little symbol on it of a circle with 8 arrows pointing outward. Well, I'm sure you can guess I began to do some digging into this whole idea of chaos. Honestly have been poking my nose in and out of this forum for quite some time now. Just as of recently I have gained regular access to the interwebs, so I thought it was about time I finally joined in the ruckus. 


Hey there!

Perhaps being a typo-spag, you could help us with the modern mythological creatures PDF. Anyway, welcome!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 26, 2010, 11:30:13 PM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on November 21, 2010, 07:54:33 AM
It's been too long, ya'll. I feel like I need to re-introduce myself. So, hello again :)

Was wondering where you went. Welcome back!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Xieante Antitheus on November 26, 2010, 11:35:30 PM
Quote from: Rumckle
Hey there!

Perhaps being a typo-spag, you could help us with the modern mythological creatures PDF. Anyway, welcome!

I can see what I can do to help, given how much free time I have. I have Acrobat Pro, Publisher, and InDesign at my disposal right now. Given what I've gathered from the other posts. The best bet would be to play with a base template. Depends on the main program Cram uses to create his PDF docs.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Rumckle on November 26, 2010, 11:58:42 PM
Actually what I meant was just picking out fonts (because I'm not too good at it), but it is always nice to have graphic designers to make pretty PDFs  :)

(it's too early to think straight, sorry if I'm not making much sense)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on November 27, 2010, 12:23:48 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 26, 2010, 10:47:30 PM
Hi Xie, welcome to PD, now you have significantly widened the radius of your circle of irritation,  don't let it go to your head.  The only person I ever knew from Milwaukee, was this geezer, (http://imgur.com/qfu2e.jpg) and he irritated the fuck out of everyone. (Except Marion Cunningham)   :lulz:

EEEYYY

NOBODY, I MEAN NOBODY

SAYS NOTHIN

ABOUT THE FONZ, ARRIGHT?

****

PS: Xieante Antitheus appears to be an attractive female. i call poptart until proven wrong. in the event that i'm wrong and she's real, HI XIEANTE I'M VEX AND I'M ALWAYS NICE.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Salty on November 27, 2010, 01:28:54 AM
Welcome!
...
...
...
*looks around*
Nobody?
All right.
That's a nice big pickle you have there.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Xieante Antitheus on November 27, 2010, 01:46:11 AM
Quote from: Alty on November 27, 2010, 01:28:54 AM
Welcome!
...
...
...
*looks around*
Nobody?
All right.
That's a nice big pickle you have there.



Yeah, I like big pickles. ^.^  :fap:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2010, 03:29:21 AM
I smell attention whore.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 27, 2010, 03:56:14 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 27, 2010, 03:29:21 AM
I smell attention whore.

But I showered...yesterday... :cry:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Xieante Antitheus on November 27, 2010, 04:12:03 AM
Not really. Post one silly comment get one in return? IDK. But if I am indeed an attention whore I promise to do my very best.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2010, 05:36:52 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 27, 2010, 03:56:14 AM
But I showered...yesterday... :cry:

Like I keep telling you, a rubdown with a dead squirrel is not a "shower".
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 27, 2010, 05:39:53 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 27, 2010, 05:36:52 AM
Like I keep telling you, a rubdown with a dead squirrel is not a "shower".
I changed up my regimen. I only use the squirrel to comb the twigs from my mustache now. I now use actual water to shower.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2010, 05:55:42 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 27, 2010, 05:39:53 AM
I changed up my regimen. I only use the squirrel to comb the twigs from my mustache now. I now use actual water to shower.

Actual water? I'm impressed! Are they letting you use a real metal spoon at dinner again yet?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 27, 2010, 05:58:27 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 27, 2010, 05:55:42 AM
Actual water? I'm impressed! Are they letting you use a real metal spoon at dinner again yet?

I'm not even allowed near fingernail clippers still.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2010, 06:36:08 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 27, 2010, 05:58:27 AM
I'm not even allowed near fingernail clippers still.

:( well, after that incident with the truckstop bartender and the... you know... I can't say I really blame them.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 27, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
This may be a bit of babbling but bear with me. I wasn't going to do an intro thing because I don't count myself as a Discordian. However, it was recently brought to my attention that I am frequently (unintentionally) rude as fuck. There was a random spark of . . . something? that made me think that it applied here. So since I have no desire to be (unintentionally) rude . . .

Demographic info your age, where you live, etc: 29, Georgia (for now), mostly harmless.

Professional Info - your job, what you're studying (if in school), etc: Working two jobs right now, both retail. Please shoot me.

What you like to do in your free time: Sleep, mostly. Read, write, chat, listen to music, think about stuff and come to the wrong conclusions. I like talking to people but I end up in places where everyone is one sort of person - a fluffy bunny or a troll or whatever and I get bored.

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Pretty much anything can catch my fancy. I wander aimlessly a lot. I like PosterGASM and the snail-hate-mail thing. A lot of the GASMs are something I'd consider doing if I had any amount of motivation, actually.

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? In 2000, I was having a hallucination about Jesus and Bast playing chess and Eris pranced through, turned the chessboard into cheese and the chess pieces into pretzels. At that point I figured I'd had quite enough since I was hallucinating without the aid of drugs or alcohol (never touched the former and limit myself to one drink a year, regarding the latter) . . . so I took a nap. When I woke up I sent an e-mail to a guy I was good friends with at the time and told him about the hallucination. Jesus and Bast playing chess was a rather common one for me at the time. But Eris was new. So he sent me to the Principia Discordia and I read it. I've read other stuff and communicated with other pagany types and alternatively religious types and watched my Discordian friend go crazy and disappear since then . . . but haven't really done much of anything chaos-derived.

Picture: I have no pictures, just what amounts to a phobia of having my picture taken. I try to beat it, once in awhile, but it always comes back.

Names: I collect them but the ones that are pertinent here are 'curiosity' and 'Cardinal Pizza Deliverance (Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS)'. That second one makes me cackle like an evil villain after a dose or two of helium.

Interesting people think I am bland. Bland people think I am interesting. People with medical or psychological knowledge tend to think I'm one of the more milquetoast varieties of psycho.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Seth Gazpacho on November 28, 2010, 04:56:34 PM
"Nothing is true; everything is permitted. Happiness is intrinsic. Everything has an impetus; nothing has a lotus." Also, "bullshit helps the flowers grow." (Don't you dare try and correct me, I correct myself.  :lulz:)

You can pick any five things to highlight about yourself. If you're stuck, here's a list you can use:

"I'm not stuck, but I like lists. Ironically, organiza"

    * Demographic info your age, where you live, etc [Yes, we're counting all of these facts as one "thing"]

"I am 19. I am USAnese (for lack of a better term. 'American' is vague, of course, calling myself blah blah blah who cares). I've lived on the east coast of Florida my whole life. I don't like to think I would easily fill 'demographic molds' but I know I would be disappointed by my programming."

    * Professional Info - your job, what you're studying (if in school), etc

"I am currently unemployed, and searching for jobs. I want to study physics and math. YAY."

    * What you like to do in your free time

"I like to think and read and look at colorful things which make familiar noises. I like to put the heated carcasses of other animals and various aromatic plants in my body. You know, all those things that we can all relate to!  :wink:"

    * What kind of topics / projects are you interested in?

"BREAKIN TH' LAW. Yes, but seriously, topics and projects are cool. I just like having shit to do."

    * How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?

"Well, Fred, I'll tell you. <montage> Ah... And my life didn't change at all sence then... Okay, I was 13 and I found Goddess while I was trying to summon demons and unlock the mysteries of the universe and shit, you know, like every normal 13 year old. Basically, this constituted reading wikipedia and torrenting occult e-books. I found a copy of the principia and read it, thought I understood it, and took it seriously for about 2.5 years. And that's that! Oh, when I fount Eris I continued to sit in my computer chair an act in awe."

Absurd.

"also necessary: a picture"

(http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/02/images/090226-giant-stringray-picture-missions_big.jpg)

I found it! No need to worry. It's under control.

Ruxeg's Holynames as of Now
* Super-Pope Dog-Food
* Pyroplastic das Unterbarrrrrrrrrrg
* A Dry Savanah and Salt
* The Game
* Carry-On Bug Spray
* Rev. Take Out
* Gen. Tso
* Sir Lord Emperor King Rex Man

There is no way I could ever accurately describe any facet of in brief.

I am very secular.

I am an anarchist, but other people are retarded.

I like to chant and dance and meditate humming "AUM AUM SUGAR COOKIES SATAN AND BLUE SOCKS AUM".

Subjective reality makes sence, objective reality is chaos... blah blah blah, and I spout other 21st century iconoclastics. I find solace in pseudo-zen.

I love to rant. You may find me there. You know where. "Or Kill Me", or whatever Rev. Roger keeps on saying.

That's five more. I finish now. (PROTIP: Above everything, I love fish.)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 06:09:26 PM
Let's just get this out of the way early, shall we?

I FUCKING HATE YOU.  YOU'RE A MISERABLE GIT AND YOU SHOULD NOT BE SHITTING IN THE GENE POOL.  DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE.

That is all.  I hope you enjoy your PD experience, and I might caution you to slow your roll on the "zanyness", for reasons that really shouldn't have to be explained (In case you're stupid, I will anyway:  It's been done to DEATH.)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 28, 2010, 06:26:11 PM
You would think we would appreciate the zaniness. And we do. We appreciate it the same way I appreciate the fact that ever since I got a pet turtle when I was 12, my entire family has assumed that I appreciate turtle-related tchotchke, and keeps giving me stupid fucking little turtle figurines and turtle T-shirts for every fucking gift-giving occasion. For twenty-seven fucking years.

I fucking love my goddamn pet turtle, OK?

I DON'T FUCKING LOVE TURTLE-RELATED TCHOTCHKE

WHAT THE FUCK.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 06:34:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 28, 2010, 06:26:11 PM
You would think we would appreciate the zaniness. And we do. We appreciate it the same way I appreciate the fact that ever since I got a pet turtle when I was 12, my entire family has assumed that I appreciate turtle-related tchotchke, and keeps giving me stupid fucking little turtle figurines and turtle T-shirts for every fucking gift-giving occasion. For twenty-seven fucking years.

I fucking love my goddamn pet turtle, OK?

I DON'T FUCKING LOVE TURTLE-RELATED TCHOTCHKE

WHAT THE FUCK.

I remember I was once on a diet dealing with ADD, back when I was a child and my mother's need to believe something led her to assume that my energy and weirdness were obviously hyperactivity.  I was put on the Feingold Diet, which is rather healthy, even if it is a crock of new agey shit (at least in my eyes...What it does for ACTUAL hyperactives, I don't know).

Anyway, the only pie I could have, for 4 years, was pumpkin pie.  As a result, special efforts were made at holidays and special occasions to obtain pumpkin pie.  Over the intervening decades, this has morphed in the "minds" of my extended family into Roger likes pumpkin pie, and a big deal was made until very recently to ensure that it was on hand if I was back visiting in the old country.

Trouble is, I fucking HATE pumpkin pie.  I hate it with the fire of one thousand cheap cigars.  I've had it shoved at me for 34 years, and the smell alone makes me want to sick up.  

So I finally told everyone, the second-last time I was home.  Everyone acted betrayed.

The last time I was home, nobody spoke to me (Except the Terrible Old Man, but nobody speaks to him either, even if it IS his birthday party), and I thought "Is THAT all it took?"
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 28, 2010, 06:49:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 06:34:07 PM
I remember I was once on a diet dealing with ADD, back when I was a child and my mother's need to believe something led her to assume that my energy and weirdness were obviously hyperactivity.  I was put on the Feingold Diet, which is rather healthy, even if it is a crock of new agey shit (at least in my eyes...What it does for ACTUAL hyperactives, I don't know).

Anyway, the only pie I could have, for 4 years, was pumpkin pie.  As a result, special efforts were made at holidays and special occasions to obtain pumpkin pie.  Over the intervening decades, this has morphed in the "minds" of my extended family into Roger likes pumpkin pie, and a big deal was made until very recently to ensure that it was on hand if I was back visiting in the old country.

Trouble is, I fucking HATE pumpkin pie.  I hate it with the fire of one thousand cheap cigars.  I've had it shoved at me for 34 years, and the smell alone makes me want to sick up.  

So I finally told everyone, the second-last time I was home.  Everyone acted betrayed.

The last time I was home, nobody spoke to me (Except the Terrible Old Man, but nobody speaks to him either, even if it IS his birthday party), and I thought "Is THAT all it took?"

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

PUMPKIN PIE AND TURTLES, ROGER. AND FUCKING ZANINESS. OBVIOUSLY, WE MUST LOVE THEM.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on November 28, 2010, 07:24:19 PM
I avoid this by being careful with my enthusiasm around family.  If it's not something I will ALWAYS love to DEATH, it's poker face or polite gratitude.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 07:33:22 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 28, 2010, 07:24:19 PM
I avoid this by being careful with my enthusiasm around family.  If it's not something I will ALWAYS love to DEATH, it's poker face or polite gratitude.

But I never acted enthusiastic.  As I recall, I was typically eyeballing the black forest chocolate cake that everyone else got to eat.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on November 28, 2010, 07:44:40 PM
Well...

For that, there's being an evil little despot.  I would have stolen the cake, if I had to.  Maybe organize some cousins to act as accomplices in exchange for toys or a share of the cake.  It helped to have cousins who were less clever and more rotten than me at hand.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 07:49:50 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 28, 2010, 07:44:40 PM
Well...

For that, there's being an evil little despot.  I would have stolen the cake, if I had to.  Maybe organize some cousins to act as accomplices in exchange for toys or a share of the cake.  It helped to have cousins who were less clever and more rotten than me at hand.

My grandmother caught EVERYONE at EVERYTHING.  She was the Darth Vader of our family.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on November 28, 2010, 07:53:51 PM
Mm.  Yeah, I was probably only able to behave like a tiny crime lord because there wasn't a powerful figurehead in the family.  Apparently my maternal grandmother was that person, but she passed away before I was old enough to remember anything.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 07:54:38 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 28, 2010, 07:53:51 PM
Mm.  Yeah, I was probably only able to behave like a tiny crime lord because there wasn't a powerful figurehead in the family.  Apparently my maternal grandmother was that person, but she passed away before I was old enough to remember anything.

My family is chock full o' tyrannical elderly women.  My grandmother may be dead, but The Fear lives on.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on November 28, 2010, 07:58:48 PM
I kinda prefer it this way.  I wouldn't have been able to crash the rider mower in a ditch at 14 if there were responsible people leading the family.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 08:04:00 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 28, 2010, 07:58:48 PM
I kinda prefer it this way.  I wouldn't have been able to crash the rider mower in a ditch at 14 if there were responsible people leading the family.  :lulz:

At what point did I say "responsible"?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on November 28, 2010, 08:06:06 PM
Couldn't think of the word, settled for an okay assumption.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 08:07:10 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 28, 2010, 08:06:06 PM
Couldn't think of the word, settled for an okay assumption.

Assumption invalid.  They aren't responsible, just tyrannical and loaded up on booze and medications.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on November 28, 2010, 08:11:55 PM
Which is fine, if everyone's doing it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Seth Gazpacho on November 28, 2010, 08:52:44 PM
Who is zany? Just in case I'm jumping to conclusions, everything say here is moot.

Who cares what you think, and for that matter, who cares what anyone thinks? Honestly, I agree with you, I'm going to take a shit in the gene pool just like my father did before me, and as every human did for all our years of sentience.

y so pretentious?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on November 28, 2010, 08:55:40 PM
Quote from: ruxeg on November 28, 2010, 08:52:44 PM
Who cares what you think

Exactly.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 09:56:01 PM
Quote from: ruxeg on November 28, 2010, 08:52:44 PM
Who is zany? Just in case I'm jumping to conclusions, everything say here is moot.

Who cares what you think, and for that matter, who cares what anyone thinks? Honestly, I agree with you, I'm going to take a shit in the gene pool just like my father did before me, and as every human did for all our years of sentience.

y so pretentious?

What?  Oh yes, well, fuck off.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Seth Gazpacho on November 28, 2010, 10:43:08 PM
I like this place. Haaaaaaaaaaa

I hear you on tyrannical women. According to Freud, we're all gay because of them: if our mothers are overbearing, then we are flaming homosexuals.

YAY SCIENCE
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 10:45:31 PM
Quote from: ruxeg on November 28, 2010, 10:43:08 PM
I like this place. Haaaaaaaaaaa

I hear you on tyrannical women. According to Freud, we're all gay because of them: if our mothers are overbearing, then we are flaming homosexuals.

YAY SCIENCE

:troll:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on November 28, 2010, 10:46:16 PM
Christ, what an asshole.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Seth Gazpacho on November 28, 2010, 11:01:16 PM
Oh, okay. Sure.
Wasn't an insult. Sorry I related with you then made a joke about an old psychotherapist.

Yeah, I'm a troll. Because I'm just trolling you all sooo hard right now.
1. I'm a shitty troll, and you are all just really easily trolled.
2. I'm being sincere, and you are all butt-hurt for stupid reasons.

Either way, whatevers. I apologize for my apparent faux pas.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Xieante Antitheus on November 28, 2010, 11:43:05 PM
Wow... *blinks*

Round of applause for Pillow Pants.
This guy is awesome.

..."And the chorus sings"...
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 11:56:00 PM
Quote from: ruxeg on November 28, 2010, 11:01:16 PM
Oh, okay. Sure.
Wasn't an insult. Sorry I related with you then made a joke about an old psychotherapist.

Yeah, I'm a troll. Because I'm just trolling you all sooo hard right now.
1. I'm a shitty troll, and you are all just really easily trolled.
2. I'm being sincere, and you are all butt-hurt for stupid reasons.

Either way, whatevers. I apologize for my apparent faux pas.

First it's the angry Marine troll.
Then the indignant black woman troll.
Now the serial killer troll.

It's fucking stale.  I expect better.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Xieante Antitheus on November 29, 2010, 12:02:24 AM
Roger, I like you.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 29, 2010, 12:03:48 AM
Quote from: Xieante Antitheus on November 29, 2010, 12:02:24 AM
Roger, I like you.  :thumb:

Stick around.  I'm actually a complete shit.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Seth Gazpacho on November 29, 2010, 12:20:51 AM
My name is Seth.

I suck at introductions.

I live in Tampa.

I want to study Math and Physics.

I like sushi, collages, and prog rock.

Better?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 29, 2010, 12:25:52 AM
Quote from: ruxeg on November 29, 2010, 12:20:51 AM
I want to study Math and Physics.


Mistake #1.  I did that, and found out the horrible, horrible truth.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Faust on November 29, 2010, 12:37:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 29, 2010, 12:25:52 AM
Mistake #1.  I did that, and found out the horrible, horrible truth.
I like math an physics. <:sad:>
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Seth Gazpacho on November 29, 2010, 12:41:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 29, 2010, 12:25:52 AM
Mistake #1.  I did that, and found out the horrible, horrible truth.

What truth is that?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 29, 2010, 12:57:00 AM
Quote from: Seth Gazpacho on November 29, 2010, 12:41:53 AM
What truth is that?

(*^%&*%$*&^YIHKJBNUKYT^(*I@&TY#KGKU%R@*&^TFUILHW$JET(#YIUHBJHGVCTF$&IE^RO!@#(*J>L$JKMGL$RUJHGT_)*(&*(&$^%@#!$#@!^%$#@$*%*&^)(&UJJNM< JHFYT XEDXEDXEDXEDXEDXEDXEDXEDXEDXEDXEDXEDXEDXEDXEDUJ
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Seth Gazpacho on November 29, 2010, 01:00:37 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 29, 2010, 12:57:00 AM
(*^%&*%$*&^YIHKJBNUKYT^(*I@&TY#KGKU%R@*&^TFUILHW$JET(#YIUHBJHGVCTF$&IE^RO!@#(*J>L$JKMGL$RUJHGT_)*(&*(&$^%@#!$#@!^%$#@$*%*&^)(&UJJNM< JHFYT XEDXEDXEDXEDXEDXEDXEDXEDXEDXEDXEDXEDXEDXEDXEDUJ
And I was enlightened.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 29, 2010, 01:06:10 AM
Quote from: Faust on November 29, 2010, 12:37:15 AM
I like math an physics. <:sad:>


So do I.  Unfortunately, though, unless you have the time & money to pursue a PhD - which I didn't, at the time - you can either teach high school or flip burgers.  Given that I hate people, the former was out of the question.  So I went into the trades, and then eventually mookdom.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Faust on November 29, 2010, 02:03:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 29, 2010, 01:06:10 AM
So do I.  Unfortunately, though, unless you have the time & money to pursue a PhD - which I didn't, at the time - you can either teach high school or flip burgers.  Given that I hate people, the former was out of the question.  So I went into the trades, and then eventually mookdom.
Ah, I'm going to hide in education and am going for my phd. After that I will start flipping burgers though, if I'm lucky and Irelands industry doesn't completely collapse.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 29, 2010, 03:32:25 AM
Quote from: Seth Gazpacho on November 29, 2010, 12:20:51 AM
My name is Seth.

I suck at introductions.

I live in Tampa.

I want to study Math and Physics.

I like sushi, collages, and prog rock.

Better?

CONTRADICTION!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Telarus on November 29, 2010, 03:39:16 AM
What are your top 5 sushi choices?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 29, 2010, 04:58:30 AM
Quote from: Faust on November 29, 2010, 02:03:21 AM
Ah, I'm going to hide in education and am going for my phd. After that I will start flipping burgers though, if I'm lucky and Irelands industry doesn't completely collapse.

Super Mac's or Eddie Rocket's?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Rizzo on November 29, 2010, 08:13:33 AM
Quote from: Xieante Antitheus on November 26, 2010, 10:25:47 PM
Yes a new NOOB...  :mrgreen:

Photos:
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:fap:   :fap:   :fap:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Seth Gazpacho on November 29, 2010, 04:09:40 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 29, 2010, 03:32:25 AM
CONTRADICTION!

:lol: Yeah, maybe I should go into Oceanography or Marine Biology.
You know, the only things Florida's education system can get right.  :argh!:

(http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/gradebook/sites/tampabay.com.blogs.gradebook/files/images/typepad-legacy-files/55761.6a00d83451b05569e20120a85ee397970b-450wi.jpg)

It's pretty bad, but we aren't the worst.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Suu on November 29, 2010, 04:18:11 PM
Quote from: Seth Gazpacho on November 29, 2010, 04:09:40 PM
:lol: Yeah, maybe I should go into Oceanography or Marine Biology.
You know, the only things Florida's education system can get right.  :argh!:

(http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/gradebook/sites/tampabay.com.blogs.gradebook/files/images/typepad-legacy-files/55761.6a00d83451b05569e20120a85ee397970b-450wi.jpg)

It's pretty bad, but we aren't the worst.

I grew up in Tampa...well, da Burg, actually.

I passed AP tests.

I still had art and music in school, which is more than what Rhode Island has.

Go to Florida State or Florida. You'll do fine. Just...don't go to USF, you'll get shot.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Whatever on November 29, 2010, 04:22:23 PM
Univ of Miami isn't a bad school.  Well they gave me a degree, but don't hold that against them!!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Suu on November 29, 2010, 04:24:49 PM
Quote from: Niamh on November 29, 2010, 04:22:23 PM
Univ of Miami isn't a bad school.  Well they gave me a degree, but don't hold that against them!!

Why the HELL did you spend the money to go to a private school in Florida when you can go for FREE to ANY of the big state schools as long as you graduated in the top 10% of your class?

That alone was a serious enough drive for me to get straight A's.


-Suu
Actually graduated from a private school, too...But she did get a year and a half at FSU for free.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Whatever on November 29, 2010, 04:54:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 29, 2010, 04:24:49 PM
Why the HELL did you spend the money to go to a private school in Florida when you can go for FREE to ANY of the big state schools as long as you graduated in the top 10% of your class?

That alone was a serious enough drive for me to get straight A's.


-Suu
Actually graduated from a private school, too...But she did get a year and a half at FSU for free.

I went on scholarship and it was school specific, offered by the company I was working for at the time.

I didn't graduate high school in Florida, I moved there after 2 years of college up north, worked for 2 years and finished my degree then.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Suu on November 29, 2010, 04:56:45 PM
Okay, as long as you went on scholarship. That school is NOT cheap. Well, it wasn't cheap 10 years ago, so I can't imagine what it is now. I just remember soooo many kids applying to go there, and the counselors at our school going, "Are you SURE?"
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Suu on November 29, 2010, 05:01:18 PM
Christ. Tuition ALONE is almost $37,000. Cost of attendance if you live on campus is $55,454.  :x

Brown University isn't even that much.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Whatever on November 29, 2010, 05:02:36 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 29, 2010, 04:56:45 PM
Okay, as long as you went on scholarship. That school is NOT cheap. Well, it wasn't cheap 10 years ago, so I can't imagine what it is now. I just remember soooo many kids applying to go there, and the counselors at our school going, "Are you SURE?"

:lulz:  That's what I asked the corporate recruiter when they told me that was the college they scholarship was for.  I was amazed at the tuition alone, not even getting into labs and books and OMG just in case I might need to actually eat or anything, possibly sleep somewhere besides a park bench.  And this is going back 20 years.  I graduated in '92.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Xieante Antitheus on November 29, 2010, 05:07:29 PM
So that map was based on AP testing..

We had to pay money just to take the tests out here. Do other states charge for these tests?
$50.00 a pop in '03-'04

Not only that but you have to qualify to take them as well.

Some confusion here then as to how this demographic is even useful (given the above)...

How many parents spent money to prove their kids are smarter then yours, and ended up having it turn out to be a good investment???

Maybe this is why WI scored well...  :?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Suu on November 29, 2010, 05:16:49 PM
I go to the University of Rhode Island now. Public school...whatever, but still a notable doctorate-granting research university none-the-less.

If I was a traditional freshman living on-campus right now as a Rhode Island resident, it would cost me just about $25,000, which includes housing, meal plan, books, health services, and all the other fees they charge. Out of state and it triples.

As a non-traditional student, my tuition and fees this year is $9474 (just looked up my bill), but I have a pretty generous financial aid package which would allow me to quit my job and move on campus if I wanted to and still have pizza money.

Florida State is currently at $4564 a YEAR for Florida residents ($18,082 for full-package on-campus housing.)...But for out of state residents, it more than quadruples. Probably because it draws so many athletes. Yikes.  :eek:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Suu on November 29, 2010, 05:20:48 PM
Quote from: Xieante Antitheus on November 29, 2010, 05:07:29 PM
So that map was based on AP testing..

We had to pay money just to take the tests out here. Do other states charge for these tests?
$50.00 a pop in '03-'04

Not only that but you have to qualify to take them as well.

Some confusion here then as to how this demographic is even useful (given the above)...

How many parents spent money to prove their kids are smarter then yours, and ended up having it turn out to be a good investment???

Maybe this is why WI scored well...  :?

10 years ago it was $75 a pop in Florida, but the school board paid for them. Anyone who took the course was required to take the exam or you had to reimburse the school for the fees, which is probably why the failure rate is kinda high. Not everyone is a good test taker, or could be taking the class and not doing well, but they still have to take the exam.

Otherwise, AP courses are still VOLUNTARY, and you can still drop them between semesters, so that's probably not the best chart to go by.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Dark Monk on November 29, 2010, 08:22:06 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 25, 2010, 09:00:21 PM
Unfortunately not, I had to reinstall my netbook because of a virus a little while ago (nothing was lost btw) and am running Ubuntu now. Ableton Live, the software I use to create those mixes doesn't run on Linux, sadly.

I should buy myself a proper desktop PC as well, some day, and it'll have dual boot. But so far, eh, a netbook is fine, I can take it outside for a smoke on the balcony :D

Ah yes, I know the feeling, it's frustrating now because here it's getting to be 20 degrees, wet and windy! I want to be able to sit inside or go slightly outside the door, hiding from the elements and keep this lump of circuitry with me
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Rizzo on December 07, 2010, 11:01:39 PM
OK I can't handle this anymore the internet connection here is fucking horseshit. I'm moving from Dallas, Texas to Fountain Valley, California in the next couple days. Headed out the Californee way looking for some internets. Just a heads up for all you cyberstalkers out there.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 08, 2010, 05:19:55 AM
Quote from: Rizzo on December 07, 2010, 11:01:39 PM
OK I can't handle this anymore the internet connection here is fucking horseshit. I'm moving from Dallas, Texas to Fountain Valley, California in the next couple days. Headed out the Californee way looking for some internets. Just a heads up for all you cyberstalkers out there.

Rizzo-

It might be in your best interest and our continuing entertainment if you vary you shtick up a bit. You're wearing the South Park bit a wee mite thin. This will benefit you, and in turn benefit us (obscure metal reference, points to the first right guesser)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Rizzo on December 08, 2010, 05:28:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 08, 2010, 05:19:55 AM
Rizzo-

It might be in your best interest and our continuing entertainment if you vary you shtick up a bit. You're wearing the South Park bit a wee mite thin. This will benefit you, and in turn benefit us (obscure metal reference, points to the first right guesser)

O RLY?

:mushroomstamp:

Now gimme them duckets boy
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 08, 2010, 05:30:53 AM
Quote from: Rizzo on December 08, 2010, 05:28:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 08, 2010, 05:19:55 AM
Rizzo-

It might be in your best interest and our continuing entertainment if you vary you shtick up a bit. You're wearing the South Park bit a wee mite thin. This will benefit you, and in turn benefit us (obscure metal reference, points to the first right guesser)

O RLY?

:mushroomstamp:

Now gimme them duckets boy

Incorrect metal reference.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Persona Facade on December 10, 2010, 08:36:16 AM
Name: The Benjamin
Alias: Persona Facade, Kansai(on this site it has been donned onto someone else), Sasori, Aben
Age: 20
Location: Ohio--best state in the US

School: Sophomore of Chemical Engineering--transferring to Electrical Engineering
Current employment: Student, Baby sitter (as scary as that may seem), hoping to find lab assistant or actuarial work in Summer 2011

Leisure: Obvious trolling, causing rage on LoL forums, mind fucking, messing with relationships, owning noobs on league of legends, scaring people in narrow alleyways
Current projects: reading Sherlock Holmes series, creating a book club, accumulating philosophically based books(my humanities basis is horrid atm), making a new desktop(I've not had one for 6 years. IS HORRIBLE!), muscling up (I can barely move 2x my body weight anymore, always surprised wrestlers at my high school by lifting 290 pounds)

Eris Relationship: Learning, was bored and decided it was interesting. Feel free to inform me when possible, unless you're an asshole.

Did I mention I am horrible at introducing myself? Bad habit I have learned from my father, always start conversations with people and never introduce myself.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 10, 2010, 12:19:19 PM
You're fucked.

We're ALL assholes.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on December 10, 2010, 02:19:22 PM
Quote from: Abraxas on December 10, 2010, 12:19:19 PM
You're fucked.

We're ALL assholes.

ECH is 169% correct.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on December 11, 2010, 02:03:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 10, 2010, 02:19:22 PM
Quote from: Abraxas on December 10, 2010, 12:19:19 PM
You're fucked.

We're ALL assholes.

ECH is 169% correct.  :lulz:

Double plus correct.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on December 11, 2010, 02:17:43 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on December 11, 2010, 02:03:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 10, 2010, 02:19:22 PM
Quote from: Abraxas on December 10, 2010, 12:19:19 PM
You're fucked.

We're ALL assholes.

ECH is 169% correct.  :lulz:

Double plus correct.
Big, goatsed arseholes. If the occasion demands it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Persona Facade on December 12, 2010, 10:11:18 AM
You all seem like nice people. With your dickish tendencies, buy in our time who isn't at least a little assish?

-----Did I mention I like making up words?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on December 12, 2010, 10:19:38 AM
Quote from: Persona Facade on December 12, 2010, 10:11:18 AM
You all seem like nice people. With your dickish tendencies, buy in our time who isn't at least a little assish?

-----Did I mention I like making up words?
:|
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 12, 2010, 01:00:29 PM
Quote from: Persona Facade on December 12, 2010, 10:11:18 AM
You all seem like nice people.

Well, you're certainly very wrong about that.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 12, 2010, 07:10:24 PM
I don't think assish will be a problem for even the most explosive language purists here, its technically allowed to do that with english words.
You can also make it assishable   or assishablish  or even assishablishable  etc etc ad nauseam.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 12, 2010, 09:22:56 PM
This concludes your english lesson from a dutchman. :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Persona Facade on December 13, 2010, 03:31:28 AM
I don't consider assish a real word despite occasionally using it. But I suppose it could be considered usable in speech.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on December 13, 2010, 03:35:20 AM
We're still pedantic assholes, amice.  :wink:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Triple Zero on December 13, 2010, 03:20:28 PM
Quote from: Regret on December 12, 2010, 07:10:24 PM
I don't think assish will be a problem for even the most explosive language purists here, its technically allowed to do that with english words.
You can also make it assishable   or assishablish  or even assishablishable  etc etc ad nauseam.

What about antidisesassishabliarianism?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Persona Facade on December 15, 2010, 06:47:43 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 13, 2010, 03:20:28 PM

What about antidisesassishabliarianism?

Dated British political beliefs are hardly relevant here good sir.

But yes, I see your point. Though with a word that ridiculous and long one is bound to know what you're going for anyway.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on December 15, 2010, 07:29:15 AM
Ohio is not a very good state. 

Me regretfully informing you--->  :(
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 15, 2010, 12:37:57 PM
True. It's only remotely redeeming factors are Fred living there and a place called Mitch's in Toledo.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Suu on December 15, 2010, 01:05:45 PM
People from Ohio is what contaminates Florida, you know.

90% of the time you hear a fucked up story from FL, it's always some person "Formerly of Ohio".
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on December 15, 2010, 01:26:54 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hipster on December 15, 2010, 12:37:57 PM
True. It's only remotely redeeming factors are Fred living there and a place called Mitch's in Toledo.

Well, and there's that Neil Young song too.  Granted, the subject matter certainly doesn't weigh in Ohio's favor. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on December 15, 2010, 01:28:03 PM
Also, Ohio has that stupid Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.  But that's another thread. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2010, 08:33:13 AM
My dad's from Ohio. I once hosted a family reunion and a bunch of Ohioans came...  :x Holy fuck, now I know why he got the hell out of there as soon as he could enlist. Only time in my life I've ever seen a father-daughter brawl.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2010, 02:06:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2010, 08:33:13 AM
My dad's from Ohio. I once hosted a family reunion and a bunch of Ohioans came...  :x Holy fuck, now I know why he got the hell out of there as soon as he could enlist. Only time in my life I've ever seen a father-daughter brawl.

Does having your daughter run in the room while you're taking a nap, and slapping the bejesus out of you, then hauling ass count?

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2010, 04:29:26 PM
I thought Columbus was an ok place.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: flipdog on December 21, 2010, 10:19:56 AM
me new. here's what.

i call meself flipdog. my mates call me Jay. i laughingly think of myself as creative. i think everybody else is potentially, but cos many don't do anything about it, i get to use the label still. not for any profit though.

i think of grammar as a convenience, as i do words and conventions. this makes working in a library with its many nitpickers quite entertaining. it's the least crap job i've had.

i have two kiddies. i realise they're not miracles, but i adore them anyway.

i discovered eris via the trilogy known as Illuminatus, which i considered ana bsolute riot when i was reading, and was sorry to finish it, but it meant i could at least move on to another book downstairs.

the books i'm reading are: downstairs- sex, drugs and magick by Rob Ant Wil; upstairs - pentagon of power by lewis mummy; at work - the critical path by bucky fuller.

i like many music, much of the time.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on December 21, 2010, 12:54:41 PM
Quote from: flipdog on December 21, 2010, 10:19:56 AM
i think of grammar as a convenience, as i do words and conventions.

Welcome.  We may end up not liking each other.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2010, 02:14:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 21, 2010, 12:54:41 PM
Quote from: flipdog on December 21, 2010, 10:19:56 AM
i think of grammar as a convenience, as i do words and conventions.

Welcome.  We may end up not liking each other.



Concur.  The jury's still out, but mangling the Queen's English out of laziness isn't a good sign.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on December 21, 2010, 04:28:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2010, 02:14:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 21, 2010, 12:54:41 PM
Quote from: flipdog on December 21, 2010, 10:19:56 AM
i think of grammar as a convenience, as i do words and conventions.

Welcome.  We may end up not liking each other.



Concur.  The jury's still out, but mangling the Queen's English out of laziness isn't a good sign.
Seconded. (Although the Queen is technically, and genetically more German than English)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2010, 05:33:22 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 21, 2010, 04:28:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2010, 02:14:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 21, 2010, 12:54:41 PM
Quote from: flipdog on December 21, 2010, 10:19:56 AM
i think of grammar as a convenience, as i do words and conventions.

Welcome.  We may end up not liking each other.



Concur.  The jury's still out, but mangling the Queen's English out of laziness isn't a good sign.
Seconded. (Although the Queen is technically, and genetically more German than English)

So is about a third of the English language, at least at its roots.

And Germans would never put up with her hooliganism, so she's English.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on December 21, 2010, 06:07:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2010, 05:33:22 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 21, 2010, 04:28:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2010, 02:14:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 21, 2010, 12:54:41 PM
Quote from: flipdog on December 21, 2010, 10:19:56 AM
i think of grammar as a convenience, as i do words and conventions.

Welcome.  We may end up not liking each other.



Concur.  The jury's still out, but mangling the Queen's English out of laziness isn't a good sign.
Seconded. (Although the Queen is technically, and genetically more German than English)

So is about a third of the English language, at least at its roots.

And Germans would never put up with her hooliganism, so she's English.
I agree completely Rog, and her Hooliganism is the main thing that endears her to us. I mean, she married a Greek Gangster ffs!  But then we've never been all that stipulative about our Monarchs. So long as they don't attempt to get "Political" that is. (That's ((partly)) why "The  Idiot" will never be King) William will be OK though, because his Mother
had proper Royal Blood. (That's why it got splattered all over an ancient Temple of Diana) So it goes. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2010, 06:10:40 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 21, 2010, 06:07:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2010, 05:33:22 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 21, 2010, 04:28:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2010, 02:14:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 21, 2010, 12:54:41 PM
Quote from: flipdog on December 21, 2010, 10:19:56 AM
i think of grammar as a convenience, as i do words and conventions.

Welcome.  We may end up not liking each other.



Concur.  The jury's still out, but mangling the Queen's English out of laziness isn't a good sign.
Seconded. (Although the Queen is technically, and genetically more German than English)

So is about a third of the English language, at least at its roots.

And Germans would never put up with her hooliganism, so she's English.
I agree completely Rog, and her Hooliganism is the main thing that endears her to us. I mean, she married a Greek Gangster ffs!  But then we've never been all that stipulative about our Monarchs. So long as they don't attempt to get "Political" that is. (That's ((partly)) why "The  Idiot" will never be King) William will be OK though, because his Mother
had proper Royal Blood. (That's why it got splattered all over an ancient Temple of Diana) So it goes. 

Fuck that, put Harry on the throne.  He has that old English king mentality, and he'll have you lot sorted out soon enough.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on December 21, 2010, 06:34:22 PM
Yep, that sounds good too. Harry has the  right mix of Royal (Diana) blood, and commoner (James Hewitt) blood. What's more, he seems to have a spine as well. (Rare in that family) And a sense of humour too. (Even rarer) And a proper King's name. We are never going to  accept another King Charles.
Williams are a bit . . . meh. But King Henry IX? Sounds good to me!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2010, 06:37:01 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 21, 2010, 06:34:22 PM
Yep, that sounds good too. Harry has the  right mix of Royal (Diana) blood, and commoner (James Hewitt) blood. What's more, he seems to have a spine as well. (Rare in that family) And a sense of humour too. (Even rarer) And a proper King's name. We are never going to  accept another King Charles.
Williams are a bit . . . meh. But King Henry IX? Sounds good to me!

Put me in for "10" in the executed wives pool.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on December 21, 2010, 08:14:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2010, 06:37:01 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 21, 2010, 06:34:22 PM
Yep, that sounds good too. Harry has the  right mix of Royal (Diana) blood, and commoner (James Hewitt) blood. What's more, he seems to have a spine as well. (Rare in that family) And a sense of humour too. (Even rarer) And a proper King's name. We are never going to  accept another King Charles.
Williams are a bit . . . meh. But King Henry IX? Sounds good to me!

Put me in for "10" in the executed wives pool.
Consider it done.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: flipdog on December 21, 2010, 10:02:06 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 21, 2010, 06:07:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2010, 05:33:22 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 21, 2010, 04:28:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2010, 02:14:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 21, 2010, 12:54:41 PM
Quote from: flipdog on December 21, 2010, 10:19:56 AM
i think of grammar as a convenience, as i do words and conventions.

Welcome.  We may end up not liking each other.



Concur.  The jury's still out, but mangling the Queen's English out of laziness isn't a good sign.
Seconded. (Although the Queen is technically, and genetically more German than English)

So is about a third of the English language, at least at its roots.

And Germans would never put up with her hooliganism, so she's English.
I agree completely Rog, and her Hooliganism is the main thing that endears her to us. I mean, she married a Greek Gangster ffs!  But then we've never been all that stipulative about our Monarchs. So long as they don't attempt to get "Political" that is. (That's ((partly)) why "The  Idiot" will never be King) William will be OK though, because his Mother
had proper Royal Blood. (That's why it got splattered all over an ancient Temple of Diana) So it goes. 


i mangle the english language because it's fun, not because i'm lazy, and because it takes itself waaaay too seriously.

and also because i don't care much for the phrase 'the queens english.' it's my english, that i've adapted from those around me. the fact that the queen uses something broadly similar is just one of those things that i have no control over.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2010, 10:07:01 PM
Quote from: flipdog on December 21, 2010, 10:02:06 PM
i mangle the english language because it's fun,

Okay.

I'll make sure to use the scroll wheel on my mouse to deal with your posts in the future.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on December 21, 2010, 10:13:07 PM
Quote from: flipdog on December 21, 2010, 10:02:06 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 21, 2010, 06:07:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2010, 05:33:22 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 21, 2010, 04:28:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2010, 02:14:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 21, 2010, 12:54:41 PM
Quote from: flipdog on December 21, 2010, 10:19:56 AM
i think of grammar as a convenience, as i do words and conventions.

Welcome.  We may end up not liking each other.



Concur.  The jury's still out, but mangling the Queen's English out of laziness isn't a good sign.
Seconded. (Although the Queen is technically, and genetically more German than English)

So is about a third of the English language, at least at its roots.

And Germans would never put up with her hooliganism, so she's English.
I agree completely Rog, and her Hooliganism is the main thing that endears her to us. I mean, she married a Greek Gangster ffs!  But then we've never been all that stipulative about our Monarchs. So long as they don't attempt to get "Political" that is. (That's ((partly)) why "The  Idiot" will never be King) William will be OK though, because his Mother
had proper Royal Blood. (That's why it got splattered all over an ancient Temple of Diana) So it goes. 


i mangle the english language because it's fun, not because i'm lazy, and because it takes itself waaaay too seriously.

and also because i don't care much for the phrase 'the queens english.' it's my english, that i've adapted from those around me. the fact that the queen uses something broadly similar is just one of those things that i have no control over.



While I will be the first person to tell you that English is the retarded cousin of German, and that it's grammar is stupid and fucked because of certain jackasses who wanted to Latinize it, your mangling of a language shall* piss me off, and I will* be forced to kill a motherfucker.








*= Note the use of the correct emphatic forms.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 21, 2010, 10:14:58 PM
Welcome new face.  Unfortunately, as you use your own version of English I can't really be sure that any of the words you're choosing hold the same meaning the rest of us have come to know them by.

As such, I will assume that you've wished us the happiest of days and I will, for now, ignore the nasty things you said about that pet turtle I had as a kid.  I didn't starve him; it's not my fault he couldn't solve the puzzle to get to his food.

If you're here to communicate, can I suggest you adopt a means of doing so that we all share so as to ease on the miscommunications that are already bound to arise?  Speaking the same language is one way of accomplishing this.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on December 21, 2010, 10:17:05 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 21, 2010, 10:14:58 PM
Welcome new face.  Unfortunately, as you use your own version of English I can't really be sure that any of the words you're choosing hold the same meaning the rest of us have come to know them by.

As such, I will assume that you've wished us the happiest of days and I will, for now, ignore the nasty things you said about that pet turtle I had as a kid.  I didn't starve him; it's not my fault he couldn't solve the puzzle to get to his food.

If you're here to communicate, can I suggest you adopt a means of doing so that we all share so as to ease on the miscommunications that are already bound to arise?  Speaking the same language is one way of accomplishing this.

The other is the universal language of violence...
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Placid Dingo on December 22, 2010, 01:28:41 AM
lul u guiz git so crayzi bout teh inglish kant we jst get alongs?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on December 22, 2010, 01:30:26 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on December 22, 2010, 01:28:41 AM
lul u guiz git so crayzi bout teh inglish kant we jst get alongs?
:crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey:









:lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 22, 2010, 11:47:11 PM
Quote from: flipdog on December 21, 2010, 10:02:06 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 21, 2010, 06:07:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2010, 05:33:22 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 21, 2010, 04:28:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2010, 02:14:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 21, 2010, 12:54:41 PM
Quote from: flipdog on December 21, 2010, 10:19:56 AM
i think of grammar as a convenience, as i do words and conventions.

Welcome.  We may end up not liking each other.



Concur.  The jury's still out, but mangling the Queen's English out of laziness isn't a good sign.
Seconded. (Although the Queen is technically, and genetically more German than English)

So is about a third of the English language, at least at its roots.

And Germans would never put up with her hooliganism, so she's English.
I agree completely Rog, and her Hooliganism is the main thing that endears her to us. I mean, she married a Greek Gangster ffs!  But then we've never been all that stipulative about our Monarchs. So long as they don't attempt to get "Political" that is. (That's ((partly)) why "The  Idiot" will never be King) William will be OK though, because his Mother
had proper Royal Blood. (That's why it got splattered all over an ancient Temple of Diana) So it goes. 


i mangle the english language because it's fun, not because i'm lazy, and because it takes itself waaaay too seriously.

and also because i don't care much for the phrase 'the queens english.' it's my english, that i've adapted from those around me. the fact that the queen uses something broadly similar is just one of those things that i have no control over.


Hey, so long as I can easily comprehend what you're trying to communicate, write however you damn well please.

If, in the interest of "fun", you start mangling the language in a way that makes it difficult to understand you (regardless of how interesting, relevant, or intelligent your point is), I may be forced to take incredibly drastic measures. Like calling you a doodyhead, or challenging you to a round of "ferret legging" (look it up).
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on December 23, 2010, 03:18:45 PM
Hi my name is Cramuaulwtow - welcome to the woetyajsbhgk. I'll be ahwuansvjhktagaug
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on December 23, 2010, 06:01:32 PM
Ah ho CRAMUAULWTOW!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on December 23, 2010, 06:04:47 PM
Did you say your name was Cramul-toe? 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Whatever on December 23, 2010, 06:05:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2010, 10:07:01 PM
Quote from: flipdog on December 21, 2010, 10:02:06 PM
i mangle the english language because it's fun,

Okay.

I'll make sure to use the scroll wheel on my mouse to deal with your posts in the future.

THIS!

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2010, 06:45:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2010, 02:06:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2010, 08:33:13 AM
My dad's from Ohio. I once hosted a family reunion and a bunch of Ohioans came...  :x Holy fuck, now I know why he got the hell out of there as soon as he could enlist. Only time in my life I've ever seen a father-daughter brawl.

Does having your daughter run in the room while you're taking a nap, and slapping the bejesus out of you, then hauling ass count?



:lulz: No, but it's fucking funny as hell. Kudos to TGG.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2010, 06:48:34 PM
Quote from: flipdog on December 21, 2010, 10:02:06 PM

i mangle the english language because it's fun, not because i'm lazy, and because it takes itself waaaay too seriously.


Oh, so you're a dick who chooses to be pedantic about his own set of rules that nobody else shares.

Good job, asshole. I guess nobody bothered to tell you that language is for communicating.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2010, 06:50:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 23, 2010, 06:04:47 PM
Did you say your name was Cramul-toe? 

I think he said it was Cramwow

he holds an unbelievable amount of liquid.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on December 23, 2010, 06:52:43 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 23, 2010, 06:50:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 23, 2010, 06:04:47 PM
Did you say your name was Cramul-toe? 

I think he said it was Cramwow

he holds an unbelievable amount of liquid.
And his wiki never leaks.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on December 23, 2010, 06:54:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 23, 2010, 06:50:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 23, 2010, 06:04:47 PM
Did you say your name was Cramul-toe? 

I think he said it was Cramwow

he holds an unbelievable amount of liquid.

Just stay away from his SlapChop.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on December 23, 2010, 08:23:53 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 23, 2010, 06:52:43 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 23, 2010, 06:50:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 23, 2010, 06:04:47 PM
Did you say your name was Cramul-toe? 

I think he said it was Cramwow

he holds an unbelievable amount of liquid.
And his wiki never leaks.

:mittens: to all three of you spaglords
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: GlompChomp on December 25, 2010, 08:36:44 AM
 :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

I remember vaguely the days when I read the Principia Discordia, internetted myself this site and registrated this here GlompChomp name for myself. I remember a user had an avatar of a cat shark. Twas amusing.

I am 20 years old, live with my mother and seek novel lifestyles because mine is anything but (read: a cliche). I keep hearing from authority figures who probably mean well that I should go to college but that seems too predictable. So does becoming a bum and a parasite. Woe is me, won't someone inspire me with their unorthodox and unusual life?  :x

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on December 25, 2010, 08:46:47 AM
Quote from: GlompChomp on December 25, 2010, 08:36:44 AM
:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

I remember vaguely the days when I read the Principia Discordia, internetted myself this site and registrated this here GlompChomp name for myself. I remember a user had an avatar of a cat shark. Twas amusing.

I am 20 years old, live with my mother and seek novel lifestyles because mine is anything but (read: a cliche). I keep hearing from authority figures who probably mean well that I should go to college but that seems too predictable. So does becoming a bum and a parasite. Woe is me, won't someone inspire me with their unorthodox and unusual life?  :x



Well, you could put on a mask and some spandex and fight crime as a vigilante. Or you could put on a mask and some spandex and commit crime as a comic book villain.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 25, 2010, 02:55:54 PM
Ignore Doktor Phox, she just wants more spandex on the streets.


10 Some here are quite into exploring, preferably the nastier bits of the real world.
20 Find the strangest people you can.
30 Ask them who they think is too strange.
40 Goto new strangest people.
50 Goto 30.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 25, 2010, 05:57:08 PM
Quote from: GlompChomp on December 25, 2010, 08:36:44 AM
:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

I remember vaguely the days when I read the Principia Discordia, internetted myself this site and registrated this here GlompChomp name for myself. I remember a user had an avatar of a cat shark. Twas amusing.

I am 20 years old, live with my mother and seek novel lifestyles because mine is anything but (read: a cliche). I keep hearing from authority figures who probably mean well that I should go to college but that seems too predictable. So does becoming a bum and a parasite. Woe is me, won't someone inspire me with their unorthodox and unusual life?  :x


College is anything but predictable.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on December 25, 2010, 07:29:32 PM
Quote from: Regret on December 25, 2010, 02:55:54 PM
Ignore Doktor Phox, she just wants more spandex on the streets.

Quiet you.  :oops:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on December 26, 2010, 02:32:07 AM
Is Spandex the same stuff as Lycra? Because Spandex seems to be the fabric of choice for Emaciated CockRock Guitar Hero types, while Lycra seems to be the fabric of choice for Emaciated kcal obsessed carb burning wrist computer aerobic Sports types. But it all seems to do the same thing: Stretch, and cover areas of what would otherwise be pale (fishbelly white/grey) areas of unhealthy looking blotchy and/or pimply skin, that would look most unattractive were it not for the stretchy, skin tight evenness of Spandex/Lycra. Usually in a matte black charcoal shade, with Fluoro yellow, pink, or orange piping/detail.
 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on December 26, 2010, 05:41:00 AM
I think they are the same, yes. And  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Shub-Crackerath on December 26, 2010, 04:02:54 PM
Hello PD forums.

For now at least, I am Shub-Crackerath, and I hail from Manchester, UK.

My life currently comprises of 5 main notable elements:

1) My awesome Wife. (how i get away with some of the shit i get away with I'll never know)

2) Our Rodents - Gerbils, Rats and with our moving to a new flat we seem to have inherited mice too....

3) Music - We both study music tech at college, although this is not our first time in the education system.

4) Computing - yeah, that was my first time in the system, took me 30 odd years to figure out I was a muso. what a moron!

5) Gaming - all gaming, be it video or otherwise, I have also been a tournament organiser and OP leader for several collectable card games and miniature games.


My holy name is my own business, Shub-Crackerath will have to do for now.

Finally, I first found Goddess when I met my Wife, she opened my eyes to quite a few things actually. What i did to her was certainly memorable, but totally unspeakable. Thank Goddess I'm typing it eh?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 26, 2010, 04:48:25 PM
Hello, Shub-Crackerath.  Welcome to PD.   :)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on December 26, 2010, 04:49:07 PM
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5130/5294116077_9aed4840c4_b.jpg)
Me with a ...Mac.  :oops:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Telarus on December 26, 2010, 08:09:02 PM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on December 26, 2010, 04:49:07 PM
(http://bildr.no/image/786681.jpeg)
Started reading the Principia Discordia a few days ago.

Huzzah!

Quote from: Shub-Crackerath on December 26, 2010, 04:02:54 PM
Thank Goddess I'm typing it eh?

Hello!


Welcome to the forum, new-spags.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on December 26, 2010, 08:17:31 PM
Go home new people.

We don't need your type here.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on December 26, 2010, 09:54:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 26, 2010, 08:17:31 PM
Go home new people.

We don't need your type here.

i will go home! i don't need your stupid "religion" anyways your just satan worshipping athiest witches in disguise as a religion.
the HOLY BIBLE says : THE FOOL sayeth in his heart THERE IS NO GOD. you are FOOLS and FOOLS will BURN IN HELL!!
the HOLY BIBLE says :  you shall have NO OTHER GODS before me. you worship FALSE IDOLS and people who worship FALSE IDOLS will BURN IN HELL!!!
come back to CHRIST and REPENT so he can save you're souls from ETERNAL DAMNATION!!?!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on December 26, 2010, 09:58:37 PM
The Bible also has a story about God sending bears to kill children for making fun of bald men.

Never trust a book that tries to dissuade you from mocking baldies.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on December 26, 2010, 09:59:26 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 26, 2010, 09:58:37 PM
The Bible also has a story about God sending bears to kill children for making fun of bald men.

Never trust a book that tries to dissuade you from mocking baldies.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on December 26, 2010, 10:04:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 26, 2010, 09:58:37 PM
The Bible also has a story about God sending bears to kill children for making fun of bald men.

Never trust a book that tries to dissuade you from mocking baldies.
Hey! A bald man once gave me a hat.  :|
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on December 26, 2010, 10:15:25 PM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on December 26, 2010, 09:54:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 26, 2010, 08:17:31 PM
Go home new people.

We don't need your type here.

i will go home! i don't need your stupid "religion" anyways your just satan worshipping athiest witches in disguise as a religion.
the HOLY BIBLE says : THE FOOL sayeth in his heart THERE IS NO GOD. you are FOOLS and FOOLS will BURN IN HELL!!
the HOLY BIBLE says :  you shall have NO OTHER GODS before me. you worship FALSE IDOLS and people who worship FALSE IDOLS will BURN IN HELL!!!
come back to CHRIST and REPENT so he can save you're souls from ETERNAL DAMNATION!!?!

Ok, you fuckers have been holding out on me. Where are these idols of Eris!? I want to touch their naughty bits!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on December 26, 2010, 11:58:02 PM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on December 26, 2010, 09:54:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 26, 2010, 08:17:31 PM
Go home new people.

We don't need your type here.

i will go home! i don't need your stupid "religion" anyways your just satan worshipping athiest witches in disguise as a religion.
the HOLY BIBLE says : THE FOOL sayeth in his heart THERE IS NO GOD. you are FOOLS and FOOLS will BURN IN HELL!!
the HOLY BIBLE says :  you shall have NO OTHER GODS before me. you worship FALSE IDOLS and people who worship FALSE IDOLS will BURN IN HELL!!!
come back to CHRIST and REPENT so he can save you're souls from ETERNAL DAMNATION!!?!
I'm convinced!  :fap:  Take me home to Jesus, because I am so full of Sin, I just can't find him.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: the last yatto on December 27, 2010, 01:03:16 AM
 :rbtg:

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 26, 2010, 04:48:25 PM
Hello, Shub-Crackerath.  Welcome to PD.   :)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2010, 01:48:37 AM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on December 26, 2010, 09:54:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 26, 2010, 08:17:31 PM
Go home new people.

We don't need your type here.

i will go home! i don't need your stupid "religion" anyways your just satan worshipping athiest witches in disguise as a religion.
the HOLY BIBLE says : THE FOOL sayeth in his heart THERE IS NO GOD. you are FOOLS and FOOLS will BURN IN HELL!!
the HOLY BIBLE says :  you shall have NO OTHER GODS before me. you worship FALSE IDOLS and people who worship FALSE IDOLS will BURN IN HELL!!!
come back to CHRIST and REPENT so he can save you're souls from ETERNAL DAMNATION!!?!

Oh.

Hiya, poptard.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Fujikoma on December 27, 2010, 02:08:08 AM
Hell is where all the badass parties will be. Phack heaven. Bunch of singing and bible thumping with no atheists around to remind them that God doesn't exist, no more blind rage at people who just don't get it, where's the fun in that?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 27, 2010, 03:07:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2010, 01:48:37 AM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on December 26, 2010, 09:54:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 26, 2010, 08:17:31 PM
Go home new people.

We don't need your type here.

i will go home! i don't need your stupid "religion" anyways your just satan worshipping athiest witches in disguise as a religion.
the HOLY BIBLE says : THE FOOL sayeth in his heart THERE IS NO GOD. you are FOOLS and FOOLS will BURN IN HELL!!
the HOLY BIBLE says :  you shall have NO OTHER GODS before me. you worship FALSE IDOLS and people who worship FALSE IDOLS will BURN IN HELL!!!
come back to CHRIST and REPENT so he can save you're souls from ETERNAL DAMNATION!!?!

Oh.

Hiya, poptard.



This guy was tooling around IRC today.  Has Poptard done that yet?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2010, 03:08:06 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 27, 2010, 03:07:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2010, 01:48:37 AM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on December 26, 2010, 09:54:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 26, 2010, 08:17:31 PM
Go home new people.

We don't need your type here.

i will go home! i don't need your stupid "religion" anyways your just satan worshipping athiest witches in disguise as a religion.
the HOLY BIBLE says : THE FOOL sayeth in his heart THERE IS NO GOD. you are FOOLS and FOOLS will BURN IN HELL!!
the HOLY BIBLE says :  you shall have NO OTHER GODS before me. you worship FALSE IDOLS and people who worship FALSE IDOLS will BURN IN HELL!!!
come back to CHRIST and REPENT so he can save you're souls from ETERNAL DAMNATION!!?!

Oh.

Hiya, poptard.



This guy was tooling around IRC today.  Has Poptard done that yet?

Once, I think.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on December 27, 2010, 01:50:51 PM
The Dottering Old Person's Krewe welcomes the Pubescent-Breaching N00bs.




LMNO
-Get off my lawn! :gheyforum:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on December 27, 2010, 03:24:50 PM
Fuck that noise.  You newbs need to get over here and shovel off my lawn!

:hashishim:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on December 27, 2010, 03:34:14 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 27, 2010, 03:24:50 PM
Fuck that noise.  You newbs need to get over here and shovel off my lawn!

:hashishim:

Oh, gawd.  Last night, the snow was light and fluffy, and shoveling was as easy as you see in the movies.

This morning, it had turned into concrete.  Ouch.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2010, 03:36:09 PM
We're expecting the snow line to reach 3000 ft this week.

You lowlanders need to keep your fucking ice age to yourself.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Whatever on December 27, 2010, 04:50:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2010, 03:36:09 PM
We're expecting the snow line to reach 3000 ft this week.

You lowlanders need to keep your fucking ice age to yourself.

But I wanted to share with you  :cry:

I warned you....

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=27817.15 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=27817.15)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: StochasticProvost on January 06, 2011, 02:48:43 AM
Hello there.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 06, 2011, 03:33:54 AM
Hello.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on January 06, 2011, 03:35:58 AM
Hi.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2011, 03:54:29 AM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 06, 2011, 02:48:43 AM
Hello there.

FUCK OFF, YOU SNOTTY LITTLE RAT-FACED GIT!  :crankey:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on January 06, 2011, 04:11:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2011, 03:54:29 AM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 06, 2011, 02:48:43 AM
Hello there.

FUCK OFF, YOU SNOTTY LITTLE RAT-FACED GIT!  :crankey:

NOW THAT'S A FUCKING GREETING, MOTHERFUCKERS!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: StochasticProvost on January 06, 2011, 04:35:57 AM
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on January 06, 2011, 04:46:27 AM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 06, 2011, 04:35:57 AM
You kiss your mother with that mouth?

FUCK YES I DO. BUT NOT ON HER GODDAMN FACE, FUCKING CUNT.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 06, 2011, 04:46:55 AM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 06, 2011, 04:35:57 AM
You kiss your mother with that mouth?

No. We're not from West Virginia.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on January 06, 2011, 04:49:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 06, 2011, 04:46:55 AM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 06, 2011, 04:35:57 AM
You kiss your mother with that mouth?

No. We're not from West Virginia.

SPEAK FOR YOUR CHRISTFUCKING SELF, SNATCHTOOTH.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 06, 2011, 05:02:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 06, 2011, 04:49:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 06, 2011, 04:46:55 AM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 06, 2011, 04:35:57 AM
You kiss your mother with that mouth?

No. We're not from West Virginia.

SPEAK FOR YOUR CHRISTFUCKING SELF, SNATCHTOOTH.

Snatchtooth?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on January 06, 2011, 05:04:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 06, 2011, 05:02:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 06, 2011, 04:49:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 06, 2011, 04:46:55 AM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 06, 2011, 04:35:57 AM
You kiss your mother with that mouth?

No. We're not from West Virginia.

SPEAK FOR YOUR CHRISTFUCKING SELF, SNATCHTOOTH.

Snatchtooth?  :lulz:

I'M RUNNING OUT OF FUCKING SWEAR WORDS, YOU CUMSNUBBLER.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Disco Pickle on January 06, 2011, 12:35:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 06, 2011, 05:04:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 06, 2011, 05:02:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 06, 2011, 04:49:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 06, 2011, 04:46:55 AM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 06, 2011, 04:35:57 AM
You kiss your mother with that mouth?

No. We're not from West Virginia.

SPEAK FOR YOUR CHRISTFUCKING SELF, SNATCHTOOTH.

Snatchtooth?  :lulz:

I'M RUNNING OUT OF FUCKING SWEAR WORDS, YOU CUMSNUBBLER.

:lulz:

keeping that one. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2011, 03:19:42 PM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 06, 2011, 04:35:57 AM
You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Well, just with the tongue.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on January 07, 2011, 01:59:05 AM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 06, 2011, 04:35:57 AM
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
FCUK YUO!!!!! MY MOTHER DIED FROM BEING KISSED!!!!!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 07, 2011, 02:17:05 AM
Quote from: Don Coyooooote on January 07, 2011, 01:59:05 AM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 06, 2011, 04:35:57 AM
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
FCUK YUO!!!!! MY MOTHER DIED FROM BEING KISSED!!!!!

When cold sores get deadly!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on January 07, 2011, 11:32:04 AM
Quote from: Don Coyooooote on January 07, 2011, 01:59:05 AM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 06, 2011, 04:35:57 AM
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
FCUK YUO!!!!! MY MOTHER DIED FROM BEING KISSED!!!!!

Soz bout that Coyote.  :oops:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: aquemini on January 18, 2011, 05:39:33 PM
Name: Dominic
Alias: Dom, Aqua, D
Age: 26
Location: Virginia
School:Westwood College, GA
Current employment: Working with the fine young citizens at the Beaumont Juvenile Correctional Center.
Leisure: music, gaming, solitary confinement
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2011, 05:57:34 PM
Well, there's not much we need to tell YOU.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: hooplala on January 18, 2011, 06:03:15 PM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 06, 2011, 04:35:57 AM
You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Actually I kiss YOUR mother with this mouth. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Telarus on January 19, 2011, 04:43:20 AM
Quote from: aquemini on January 18, 2011, 05:39:33 PM
Name: Dominic
Alias: Dom, Aqua, D
Age: 26
Location: Virginia
School:Westwood College, GA
Current employment: Working with the fine young citizens at the Beaumont Juvenile Correctional Center.
Leisure: music, gaming, solitary confinement


Welcome aboard newSpag. Any specific aspect of Discordia interest you? How'd you stumble upon our "secret" Society?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Scytale Anasûrimbor on January 19, 2011, 04:57:53 AM
greetings and salutations

5 things!

-born in argentina, raised there, in uruguay and in paraguay, still lives in buenos aires.
-long hair, but can't grow a fucking beard.
-hates using caps properly when typing online
-obsessed with martial arts
-i try to convince people that i'm overweight (what? i AM!)

oh, right, pic...

(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6205/moohds.jpg)

so, yeah...

sup
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on January 19, 2011, 05:00:18 AM
Think you're fat?  Prove it.  Eat six oranges in an hour.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Lies on January 19, 2011, 05:04:29 AM
Quote from: Scytale Anasûrimbor on January 19, 2011, 04:57:53 AM
greetings and salutations

5 things!

-born in argentina, raised there, in uruguay and in paraguay, still lives in buenos aires.
-long hair, but can't grow a fucking beard.
-hates using caps properly when typing online
-obsessed with martial arts
-i try to convince people that i'm overweight (what? i AM!)

oh, right, pic...

(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6205/moohds.jpg)

so, yeah...

sup

Hey Scytale, welcome to the forums, pools on the roof and our fuckstock is totally assprone, so watch it!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on January 19, 2011, 05:05:40 AM
Quote from: Lies on January 19, 2011, 05:04:29 AM
Quote from: Scytale Anasûrimbor on January 19, 2011, 04:57:53 AM
greetings and salutations

5 things!

-born in argentina, raised there, in uruguay and in paraguay, still lives in buenos aires.
-long hair, but can't grow a fucking beard.
-hates using caps properly when typing online
-obsessed with martial arts
-i try to convince people that i'm overweight (what? i AM!)

oh, right, pic...

(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6205/moohds.jpg)

so, yeah...

sup

Hey Scytale, welcome to the forums, pools on the roof and our fuckstock is totally assprone, so watch it!

What he said. Also, I'm a semi-horrible cunt.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on January 19, 2011, 05:09:49 AM
We eat silly people.  Wear a hat.  Teach us your kung fu.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Scytale Anasûrimbor on January 19, 2011, 05:13:09 AM
@lies: YOU LIE!!!

*feints a punch to sigmatic's face and kicks him in the balls, then noms on his head*

why a hat, though?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on January 19, 2011, 05:14:18 AM
Because it's raining dumb.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Lies on January 19, 2011, 05:51:26 AM
Thanks for the awesome Sig Scytale, btw :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on January 19, 2011, 05:52:42 AM
why is my rage growing?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Lies on January 19, 2011, 05:57:03 AM
Because you're an asshole?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 19, 2011, 06:05:48 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 19, 2011, 05:00:18 AM
Think you're fat?  Prove it.  Eat six oranges in an hour.

DON'T DO IT.

TRUST ME. I KNOW.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on January 19, 2011, 06:10:34 AM
Quote from: Lies on January 19, 2011, 05:57:03 AM
Because you're an asshole?
love you too


DON'T LISTEN TO NIGEL. SHE  IS THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on January 19, 2011, 06:38:48 AM
HE MUST PROVE HIS FATTITUDE!  DON'T CRUSH HIS DREAMS NIGEL! 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Scytale Anasûrimbor on January 19, 2011, 06:42:32 AM
not yet, sigmatic. first i must eat the appropriate things, spend a while without taking a shit, and then gross you out with pics of me looking bloated.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on January 19, 2011, 06:43:39 AM
That would work.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on January 19, 2011, 07:30:17 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 19, 2011, 08:12:19 AM
How many oranges did I eat that one time?

Nevermind I don't want to think about it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Triple Zero on January 19, 2011, 09:06:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 19, 2011, 05:05:40 AM
What he said. Also, I'm a semi-horrible cunt.

I PREFER "HORRIBLE SEMI-CUNT".
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on January 19, 2011, 02:05:46 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 19, 2011, 09:06:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 19, 2011, 05:05:40 AM
What he said. Also, I'm a semi-horrible cunt.

I PREFER "HORRIBLE SEMI-CUNT".

Well, that doesn't quite gover it, Trip. It is a well established fact that I am indeed a cunt. I'm just not quite a horrible cunt.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on January 19, 2011, 02:11:31 PM
"HORRIBLE CUNT SEMI"





Makes me think of some sort of nightmare 18-wheeler...
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 19, 2011, 02:16:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 02:11:31 PM
"HORRIBLE CUNT SEMI"





Makes me think of some sort of nightmare 18-wheeler...

Especially when you find yourself asking the question if the semi is just shipping cunts or is made from cunts.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on January 19, 2011, 02:17:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 19, 2011, 02:16:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 02:11:31 PM
"HORRIBLE CUNT SEMI"





Makes me think of some sort of nightmare 18-wheeler...

Especially when you find yourself asking the question if the semi is just shipping cunts or is made from cunts.
:horrormirth:


I hate both of you so, so much....
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: StochasticProvost on January 19, 2011, 02:28:10 PM
Is it wrong that this conversation has got me all aroused?

Probably it is.

Anybody know where to get "semi-truck made of cunts" porn?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on January 19, 2011, 02:30:16 PM
bangbus.com
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Lies on January 19, 2011, 02:30:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 02:30:16 PM
bangbus.com
:x
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on January 19, 2011, 02:31:20 PM
Quote from: Lies on January 19, 2011, 02:30:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 02:30:16 PM
bangbus.com
:x

It appears my work here is done.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on January 19, 2011, 03:15:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 19, 2011, 08:12:19 AM
How many oranges did I eat that one time?

Nevermind I don't want to think about it.

oh god, 9? 12? I can't remember, I seem to have blocked it from memory. All I know is that I was shitting orange pulp for DAYS afterwards

fucking oranges

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 19, 2011, 04:01:26 PM
They won't allow me to talk to n00bs here.


But fuck all of you.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 19, 2011, 05:47:28 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 19, 2011, 03:15:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 19, 2011, 08:12:19 AM
How many oranges did I eat that one time?

Nevermind I don't want to think about it.

oh god, 9? 12? I can't remember, I seem to have blocked it from memory. All I know is that I was shitting orange pulp for DAYS afterwards

fucking oranges



DAMN YOU ORANGES! DAMN YOU TO HELL!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 06:54:33 PM
Oh, great.  Illfigja is here from transhuman.

Some of you may remember him from his "Women don't want equal rights, they want special rights" ranting, and Nigel may remember him as the guy who demanded that women shouldn't have equal rights unless he gets to beat them up.

Thanks, Lies.  :madbanana:

ETA:  He was also booted off a Guns n Roses fan board for being a dork, which I wasn't sure was even possible.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 19, 2011, 06:55:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 06:54:33 PM
Oh, great.  Illfigja is here from transhuman.

Some of you may remember him from his "Women don't want equal rights, they want special rights" ranting, and Nigel may remember him as the guy who demanded that women shouldn't have equal rights unless he gets to beat them up.

Thanks, Lies.  :madbanana:

:evilmad:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on January 19, 2011, 06:57:24 PM
Guns N Roses still have fans? 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on January 19, 2011, 06:57:40 PM
TGRR, simply trust in the PD.com self-selecting antibody process.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 06:58:09 PM
Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 19, 2011, 06:57:24 PM
Guns N Roses still have fans? 

Yes, and it appears that they still even have standards, albeit very low ones.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 07:00:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 06:57:40 PM
TGRR, simply trust in the PD.com self-selecting antibody process.

Yep.

Step one:  Noob shows up, acts like an asshole.

Step two:  Everyone gets annoyed.

Step three:  Roger, Phox, Charley, et al, jump on noob's shit and do the fandango on his nutsack.

Step four:  Noob eventually leaves or snaps the fuck out of it.

Step five:  Problem is over, so it's time to tell Roger and Charley what utter assholes they are.

I can name this tune in two notes.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on January 19, 2011, 07:01:55 PM
Too bad that there has to be Five steps.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 19, 2011, 07:02:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 07:00:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 06:57:40 PM
TGRR, simply trust in the PD.com self-selecting antibody process.

Yep.

Step one:  Noob shows up, acts like an asshole.

Step two:  Everyone gets annoyed.

Step three:  Roger, Phox, Charley, et al, jump on noob's shit and do the fandango on his nutsack.

Step four:  Noob eventually leaves or snaps the fuck out of it.

Step five:  Problem is over, so it's time to tell Roger and Charley what utter assholes they are.

I can name this tune in two notes.

:mittens:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 07:04:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 07:01:55 PM
Too bad that there has to be Five steps.

Yep.  I am told that this reduces our "audience" (I wasn't aware we were a vaudville act), that it will ensure that PD will become a 15 member board, and I expect now to be told that we aren't very Discordian if we can't be nice to a guy that thinks that women should be punched in the face if they get uppity about their "special rights".
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 19, 2011, 07:07:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 07:04:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 07:01:55 PM
Too bad that there has to be Five steps.

Yep.  I am told that this reduces our "audience" (I wasn't aware we were a vaudville act), that it will ensure that PD will become a 15 member board, and I expect now to be told that we aren't very Discordian if we can't be nice to a guy that thinks that women should be punched in the face if they get uppity about their "special rights".

If he starts that shit here I think Nigel will eat him. With help.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 19, 2011, 07:07:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 07:04:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 07:01:55 PM
Too bad that there has to be Five steps.

Yep.  I am told that this reduces our "audience" (I wasn't aware we were a vaudville act), that it will ensure that PD will become a 15 member board, and I expect now to be told that we aren't very Discordian if we can't be nice to a guy that thinks that women should be punched in the face if they get uppity about their "special rights".

If he starts that shit here I think Nigel will eat him. With help.

Oh, I plan on being a cunt.  I just know what's going to happen immediately afterward.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 19, 2011, 07:10:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 19, 2011, 07:07:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 07:04:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 07:01:55 PM
Too bad that there has to be Five steps.

Yep.  I am told that this reduces our "audience" (I wasn't aware we were a vaudville act), that it will ensure that PD will become a 15 member board, and I expect now to be told that we aren't very Discordian if we can't be nice to a guy that thinks that women should be punched in the face if they get uppity about their "special rights".

If he starts that shit here I think Nigel will eat him. With help.

Oh, I plan on being a cunt.  I just know what's going to happen immediately afterward.

I won't play nice this time when it does.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on January 19, 2011, 07:10:39 PM
Shit, I'll pile on.  
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 07:11:37 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 19, 2011, 07:10:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 19, 2011, 07:07:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 07:04:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 07:01:55 PM
Too bad that there has to be Five steps.

Yep.  I am told that this reduces our "audience" (I wasn't aware we were a vaudville act), that it will ensure that PD will become a 15 member board, and I expect now to be told that we aren't very Discordian if we can't be nice to a guy that thinks that women should be punched in the face if they get uppity about their "special rights".

If he starts that shit here I think Nigel will eat him. With help.

Oh, I plan on being a cunt.  I just know what's going to happen immediately afterward.

I won't play nice this time when it does.

Me neither.  I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do, and if I get shat on for it, I plan to shit back...And I've been into the Indian food again.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Whatever on January 19, 2011, 07:12:12 PM
 :evil:

I so need to let off a bit of this rage.....
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on January 19, 2011, 07:14:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 07:04:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 07:01:55 PM
Too bad that there has to be Five steps.

Yep.  I am told that this reduces our "audience" (I wasn't aware we were a vaudville act), that it will ensure that PD will become a 15 member board, and I expect now to be told that we aren't very Discordian if we can't be nice to a guy that thinks that women should be punched in the face if they get uppity about their "special rights".

To be fair, I think the primary concern is the feeling by some (not entirely my own opinion, mind you) that the pile on happens too fast, that "evidence" needs to be presented that the noob in question is a fuckbag.  

While the SCIENCE side of me agrees, I've been learning lately (from short-term guru E.Y.) that sometimes rational thought can be much faster and more accurate than the ideals of the scientific method allow.  The problem being, of course, that rational thought assumes perfection, while science allows for people to get things consistently wrong, until they don't anymore.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 19, 2011, 07:17:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 07:14:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 07:04:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 07:01:55 PM
Too bad that there has to be Five steps.

Yep.  I am told that this reduces our "audience" (I wasn't aware we were a vaudville act), that it will ensure that PD will become a 15 member board, and I expect now to be told that we aren't very Discordian if we can't be nice to a guy that thinks that women should be punched in the face if they get uppity about their "special rights".

To be fair, I think the primary concern is the feeling by some (not entirely my own opinion, mind you) that the pile on happens too fast, that "evidence" needs to be presented that the noob in question is a fuckbag.  

While the SCIENCE side of me agrees, I've been learning lately (from short-term guru E.Y.) that sometimes rational thought can be much faster and more accurate than the ideals of the scientific method allow.  The problem being, of course, that rational thought assumes perfection, while science allows for people to get things consistently wrong, until they don't anymore.

1) noob says something
2) noob gets jumped
3) noob gets even more stupid
4) PD'er advises noob
5) noob gets even more stupid and gets shit on.

EVIDENCE.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on January 19, 2011, 07:17:51 PM
The problem with SCIENCE is that it requires lots of observational data, and the less batshit crazy misogyny I have to observe, the better.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 07:18:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 07:14:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 07:04:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 07:01:55 PM
Too bad that there has to be Five steps.

Yep.  I am told that this reduces our "audience" (I wasn't aware we were a vaudville act), that it will ensure that PD will become a 15 member board, and I expect now to be told that we aren't very Discordian if we can't be nice to a guy that thinks that women should be punched in the face if they get uppity about their "special rights".

To be fair, I think the primary concern is the feeling by some (not entirely my own opinion, mind you) that the pile on happens too fast, that "evidence" needs to be presented that the noob in question is a fuckbag.  

While the SCIENCE side of me agrees, I've been learning lately (from short-term guru E.Y.) that sometimes rational thought can be much faster and more accurate than the ideals of the scientific method allow.  The problem being, of course, that rational thought assumes perfection, while science allows for people to get things consistently wrong, until they don't anymore.

I use the force.  I have been wrong precisely twice.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: StochasticProvost on January 19, 2011, 08:11:38 PM
Sometimes the noob just accepts the shit and moves on with life.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on January 19, 2011, 08:35:46 PM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 19, 2011, 08:11:38 PM
Sometimes the noob just accepts the shit and moves on with life.
Other times, . . . .  . . .
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: StochasticProvost on January 19, 2011, 08:37:09 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 19, 2011, 08:35:46 PM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 19, 2011, 08:11:38 PM
Sometimes the noob just accepts the shit and moves on with life.
Other times, . . . .  . . .

You have chunks of noob in your hair for WEEKS
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on January 19, 2011, 08:49:03 PM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 19, 2011, 08:37:09 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 19, 2011, 08:35:46 PM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 19, 2011, 08:11:38 PM
Sometimes the noob just accepts the shit and moves on with life.
Other times, . . . .  . . .

You have chunks of noob in your hair for WEEKS
:lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Lies on January 20, 2011, 12:24:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 06:54:33 PM
Oh, great.  Illfigja is here from transhuman.

Some of you may remember him from his "Women don't want equal rights, they want special rights" ranting, and Nigel may remember him as the guy who demanded that women shouldn't have equal rights unless he gets to beat them up.

Thanks, Lies.  :madbanana:

ETA:  He was also booted off a Guns n Roses fan board for being a dork, which I wasn't sure was even possible.
He wanted to know where all the non-nutty people who are into conspiracies are.
Heh, hey, he wanted me to "test" him, so I did, and he passed the test. I admit, I didn't think he'd be able to do it.
But I'm a man of my word, so I told him.
Who knows, he might *learn* something if he pays attention.

Also, you're welcome.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 20, 2011, 12:27:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 06:54:33 PM
Oh, great.  Illfigja is here from transhuman.

Some of you may remember him from his "Women don't want equal rights, they want special rights" ranting, and Nigel may remember him as the guy who demanded that women shouldn't have equal rights unless he gets to beat them up.

Thanks, Lies.  :madbanana:

ETA:  He was also booted off a Guns n Roses fan board for being a dork, which I wasn't sure was even possible.

Maybe he can fill Dead Kennedy's shoes.

I kind of doubt it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 20, 2011, 12:28:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 07:00:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 06:57:40 PM
TGRR, simply trust in the PD.com self-selecting antibody process.

Yep.

Step one:  Noob shows up, acts like an asshole.

Step two:  Everyone gets annoyed.

Step three:  Roger, Phox, Charley, et al, jump on noob's shit and do the fandango on his nutsack.

Step four:  Noob eventually leaves or snaps the fuck out of it.

Step five:  Problem is over, so it's time to tell Roger and Charley what utter assholes they are.

I can name this tune in two notes.

I'm gonna bump this when we get to step 5.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 20, 2011, 12:31:53 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 19, 2011, 07:07:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 07:04:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 07:01:55 PM
Too bad that there has to be Five steps.

Yep.  I am told that this reduces our "audience" (I wasn't aware we were a vaudville act), that it will ensure that PD will become a 15 member board, and I expect now to be told that we aren't very Discordian if we can't be nice to a guy that thinks that women should be punched in the face if they get uppity about their "special rights".

If he starts that shit here I think Nigel will eat him. With help.

Durn tootin'. I don't think he stands much of a chance. His writing is the exact combination of inarticulate, immature, and overextended that reveals a mind too slow to argue effectively on the fly, as well as one trying too hard to sound sophisticated.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 12:40:04 AM
Quote from: Lies on January 20, 2011, 12:24:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 06:54:33 PM
Oh, great.  Illfigja is here from transhuman.

Some of you may remember him from his "Women don't want equal rights, they want special rights" ranting, and Nigel may remember him as the guy who demanded that women shouldn't have equal rights unless he gets to beat them up.

Thanks, Lies.  :madbanana:

ETA:  He was also booted off a Guns n Roses fan board for being a dork, which I wasn't sure was even possible.
He wanted to know where all the non-nutty people who are into conspiracies are.
Heh, hey, he wanted me to "test" him, so I did, and he passed the test. I admit, I didn't think he'd be able to do it.
But I'm a man of my word, so I told him.
Who knows, he might *learn* something if he pays attention.

Also, you're welcome.


He's a fantastic assbat, and now he's here.  To tell us all that women aren't, you know, actual people.

Because we needed another DK.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Lies on January 20, 2011, 12:40:15 AM
Don't worry guys, if he starts shit here, I'll jump on his ass as well. Just cus I invited him in doesn't mean I'm going to defend him.

I figure, I subjected the transhumanist group to Howl, and we were subjected to their stupid rules... it's only fair we have one of them come over and show them how to do it right :P
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 12:41:03 AM
Quote from: Lies on January 20, 2011, 12:40:15 AM
Don't worry guys, if he starts shit here, I'll jump on his ass as well. Just cus I invited him in doesn't mean I'm going to defend him.

I figure, I subjected the transhumanist group to Howl, and we were subjected to their stupid rules... it's only fair we have one of them come over and show them how to do it right :P

For a given value of "doing it right".   :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on January 20, 2011, 12:57:33 AM
Let the good times roll!   :evil:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on January 20, 2011, 01:05:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 06:54:33 PM
Oh, great.  Illfigja is here from transhuman.

Some of you may remember him from his "Women don't want equal rights, they want special rights" ranting, and Nigel may remember him as the guy who demanded that women shouldn't have equal rights unless he gets to beat them up.

Thanks, Lies.  :madbanana:

ETA:  He was also booted off a Guns n Roses fan board for being a dork, which I wasn't sure was even possible.
THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on January 20, 2011, 01:17:02 AM
Quote from: Don Coyooooote on January 20, 2011, 01:05:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2011, 06:54:33 PM
Oh, great.  Illfigja is here from transhuman.

Some of you may remember him from his "Women don't want equal rights, they want special rights" ranting, and Nigel may remember him as the guy who demanded that women shouldn't have equal rights unless he gets to beat them up.

Thanks, Lies.  :madbanana:

ETA:  He was also booted off a Guns n Roses fan board for being a dork, which I wasn't sure was even possible.
THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Oh, yeah, i wish you could see my break down of his "rant". He claimed to be a pacifist, but in a later comment claimed he did not view violence as morally wrong.   :whack:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 20, 2011, 05:50:20 AM
Hi, my name is Iason and I like to eat paste.  :kingmeh:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Whatever on January 20, 2011, 03:24:17 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 20, 2011, 05:50:20 AM
Hi, my name is Iason and I like to eat paste.  :kingmeh:

HI Iason!  Welcome to PEA!!!   :wink:

Try to avoid the paint chip eaters in the back corner!!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 08:47:50 PM
 :evil:

Hello.

I found you guys via Charley Brown.

I am 30 years old.

Living in Tn >.>

I love to read.

Don't piss me off. :)

There we go. Is that enough info?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 08:49:42 PM
 :lulz:

Fair warning, every one has pissed every other here off at multiple times. Admins do not close threads or issue warnings for fighting or name calling.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on January 20, 2011, 08:50:22 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 08:47:50 PM
:evil:

Hello.

I found you guys via Charley Brown.

I am 30 years old.

Living in Tn >.>

I love to read.

Don't piss me off. :)

There we go. Is that enough info?


Well we can't unless we know how to, so we know not to do it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 08:51:42 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 08:47:50 PM

Don't piss me off. :)

A wall of dicks.  Climb it.

TGRR,
Too old to worry about the young'uns and their tempers.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 08:52:55 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 08:49:42 PM
:lulz:

Fair warning, every one has pissed every other here off at multiple times. Admins do not close threads or issue warnings for fighting or name calling.

This is correct.  We do not.  Bear in mind that we will also not interfere with someone who insists on self-destructing or digging themselves a huge fucking hole to live in.

You sink or swim on your own, here.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on January 20, 2011, 08:53:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 08:51:42 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 08:47:50 PM

Don't piss me off. :)

A wall of dicks.  Climb it.

TGRR,
Too old to worry about the young'uns and their tempers.

Hey, my third half-cousin's brother-in-law's grandmother's dog died from climbing a wall of dicks.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 08:53:53 PM
Oh yaaay :D

No closing a post down b/c of some stupid shit then?

A wall of dicks huh?  That doesnt sound so bad.  :evil:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on January 20, 2011, 08:54:48 PM
Another young'un?


ITT, we find out that Charley is a ChickenHawk on the DL.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 08:56:08 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 08:53:53 PM
Oh yaaay :D

No closing a post down b/c of some stupid shit then?

A wall of dicks huh?  That doesnt sound so bad.  :evil:

Just don't post anything NSFW, if you have something NSFW just link to it.
Don't post anything illegal or that will get the site owners in trouble.
Um......there may be one more.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on January 20, 2011, 08:56:43 PM
No spamming,  no outing of alts on other boards.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on January 20, 2011, 08:56:58 PM
DO NOT MENTION THE STIFFIE JOKE
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 08:57:42 PM
OK noted.  I will be a good girl.  8)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 08:58:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 20, 2011, 08:54:48 PM
Another young'un?


ITT, we find out that Charley is a ChickenHawk on the DL.

LMAO, you know my junk is borked.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 08:58:55 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 20, 2011, 08:56:58 PM
DO NOT MENTION THE STIFFIE JOKE

Unless there's an actual corpse present.

So it doesn't work online.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 08:59:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 20, 2011, 08:54:48 PM
Another young'un?


ITT, we find out that Charley is a ChickenHawk on the DL.

Heh.  Most of my friends are either 15-20 years younger than me, or 15-20 years older than me.

Mostly because everyone in Tucson that's my age is a worthless drunk.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 09:20:56 PM
Damn, almost forgot. Threads drift here. Once in a while they even get back on track.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 09:28:24 PM
That's alright. My brain drifts, and once in a while gets back on track.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:29:26 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 09:28:24 PM
That's alright. My brain drifts, and once in a while gets back on track.  :lulz:

We'll fix THAT!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 09:33:56 PM
 8)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on January 20, 2011, 11:59:26 PM
We do not have to be kidding you.  :)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: *GrumpButt* on January 21, 2011, 02:54:14 AM
Orly?  :argh!:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 21, 2011, 03:41:08 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 08:47:50 PM
Don't piss me off. :)

:pokewithstick:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: aquemini on January 21, 2011, 09:55:39 AM
Quote from: Telarus on January 19, 2011, 04:43:20 AM
Welcome aboard newSpag. Any specific aspect of Discordia interest you? How'd you stumble upon our "secret" Society?

Thanks Telarus. I guess I learned about discordianism while doing research on Robert Anton Wilson during college, a time when my life was based on illusions.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Lies on January 21, 2011, 10:34:31 AM
Quote from: aquemini on January 21, 2011, 09:55:39 AM
Quote from: Telarus on January 19, 2011, 04:43:20 AM
Welcome aboard newSpag. Any specific aspect of Discordia interest you? How'd you stumble upon our "secret" Society?

Thanks Telarus. I guess I learned about discordianism while doing research on Robert Anton Wilson during college, a time when my life was based on illusions.
My lifes based on illusions, but I am a magician after all.
Still, nothing wrong with illusions as long as you know they're just illusions.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 11:18:23 AM
Quote from: Lies on January 21, 2011, 10:34:31 AM
Quote from: aquemini on January 21, 2011, 09:55:39 AM
Quote from: Telarus on January 19, 2011, 04:43:20 AM
Welcome aboard newSpag. Any specific aspect of Discordia interest you? How'd you stumble upon our "secret" Society?

Thanks Telarus. I guess I learned about discordianism while doing research on Robert Anton Wilson during college, a time when my life was based on illusions.
My lifes based on illusions, but I am a magician after all.
Still, nothing wrong with illusions as long as you know they're just illusions.
Nothing like a good strong illusion to build your life around. Some of our illusions are more robust than other people's reality. I once illusioned myself right through a brick wall, and out the other side. Didn't even get a headache. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 21, 2011, 12:35:41 PM
Quote from: aquemini on January 21, 2011, 09:55:39 AM
Quote from: Telarus on January 19, 2011, 04:43:20 AM
Welcome aboard newSpag. Any specific aspect of Discordia interest you? How'd you stumble upon our "secret" Society?

Thanks Telarus. I guess I learned about discordianism while doing research on Robert Anton Wilson during college, a time when my life was based on illusions.
:barstool:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Triple Zero on January 21, 2011, 12:38:02 PM




     (http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/6633/poke1.gif)
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 21, 2011, 03:41:08 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 08:47:50 PM
Don't piss me off. :)

:pokewithstick:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 21, 2011, 12:56:25 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 21, 2011, 12:38:02 PM




     (http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/6633/poke1.gif)
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 21, 2011, 03:41:08 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 08:47:50 PM
Don't piss me off. :)

:pokewithstick:

(http://images.memegenerator.net/I%20see%20what%20you%20did%20there%20fry/268684/SmallThumbnail.jpg)

You win this round, Mr. Zero.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: hooplala on January 21, 2011, 02:31:22 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 08:47:50 PM
:evil:

Hello.

I found you guys via Charley Brown.

I am 30 years old.

Living in Tn >.>

I love to read.

Don't piss me off. :)

There we go. Is that enough info?


This is not going to end well.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 02:45:38 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 21, 2011, 02:31:22 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 08:47:50 PM
:evil:

Hello.

I found you guys via Charley Brown.

I am 30 years old.

Living in Tn >.>

I love to read.

Don't piss me off. :)

There we go. Is that enough info?


This is not going to end well.
There really is no way that we are going to "not piss you off", you do realise this? 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: *GrumpButt* on January 21, 2011, 06:24:11 PM
That's ok. Piss me off  :evil:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 21, 2011, 06:26:04 PM
Grumpbutt, love the thread at MW about the military.

Roger, this is from memnoch.

I was in the army for a year. I received an honorable discharge, can't remember the exact terms, had to do with a failure to cope. The real reason related to psychological issues. I could have had a medical discharge but was told it would take up to a year longer and it would have negative side effects, especially for jobs and gun ownership.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2011, 06:39:00 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 21, 2011, 06:26:04 PM
Grumpbutt, love the thread at MW about the military.

Roger, this is from memnoch.

I was in the army for a year. I received an honorable discharge, can't remember the exact terms, had to do with a failure to cope. The real reason related to psychological issues. I could have had a medical discharge but was told it would take up to a year longer and it would have negative side effects, especially for jobs and gun ownership.

Translation:  He couldn't hack it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 21, 2011, 06:41:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2011, 06:39:00 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 21, 2011, 06:26:04 PM
Grumpbutt, love the thread at MW about the military.

Roger, this is from memnoch.

I was in the army for a year. I received an honorable discharge, can't remember the exact terms, had to do with a failure to cope. The real reason related to psychological issues. I could have had a medical discharge but was told it would take up to a year longer and it would have negative side effects, especially for jobs and gun ownership.

Translation:  He couldn't hack it.

Bingo.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: *GrumpButt* on January 21, 2011, 06:45:25 PM
Your welcome CB <3

I knew he wouldn't be able to resist chiming in :)

I loved when he said he couldn't remember what he was discharged for.. Orly? lmao
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on January 21, 2011, 07:13:17 PM
I would forget the reason too if it was "being sucky".
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 07:16:42 PM
Or "Sobbing himself to sleep in his bunk every night because no-one liked him"
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on January 21, 2011, 07:31:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2011, 06:39:00 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 21, 2011, 06:26:04 PM
Grumpbutt, love the thread at MW about the military.

Roger, this is from memnoch.

I was in the army for a year. I received an honorable discharge, can't remember the exact terms, had to do with a failure to cope. The real reason related to psychological issues. I could have had a medical discharge but was told it would take up to a year longer and it would have negative side effects, especially for jobs and gun ownership.

Translation:  He couldn't hack it pissed in his bed and got caught masturbating too many times.
fxt
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: *GrumpButt* on January 21, 2011, 07:57:54 PM
Ugh I feel for the person that caught him.  :aaaah:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 21, 2011, 07:58:57 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on January 21, 2011, 07:57:54 PM
Ugh I feel for the person that caught him.  :aaaah:

I just threw up in my mouth.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on January 21, 2011, 08:12:59 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 21, 2011, 07:58:57 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on January 21, 2011, 07:57:54 PM
Ugh I feel for the person that caught him.  :aaaah:

I just threw up in my mouth.

My work here is done.

And I would have been ashamed if I got an "unable to adapt/cope" discharge even if it was an Honorable Discharge. I would have either stuck it through or forced the medical discharge. Mem is a pussy. Formulating ways to insult him based on his lack of service.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 08:24:52 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 21, 2011, 08:12:59 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 21, 2011, 07:58:57 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on January 21, 2011, 07:57:54 PM
Ugh I feel for the person that caught him.  :aaaah:

I just threw up in my mouth.

My work here is done.

And I would have been ashamed if I got an "unable to adapt/cope" discharge even if it was an Honorable Discharge. I would have either stuck it through or forced the medical discharge. Mem is a pussy. Formulating ways to insult him based on his lack of service.
I would imagine that his effeminate, mincing gait would have let his whole Platoon down during Drill too. That can't have helped him fit in. DADT wouldn't have kept that particular cat in the bag. (I imagine)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on January 21, 2011, 08:30:04 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 08:24:52 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 21, 2011, 08:12:59 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 21, 2011, 07:58:57 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on January 21, 2011, 07:57:54 PM
Ugh I feel for the person that caught him.  :aaaah:

I just threw up in my mouth.

My work here is done.

And I would have been ashamed if I got an "unable to adapt/cope" discharge even if it was an Honorable Discharge. I would have either stuck it through or forced the medical discharge. Mem is a pussy. Formulating ways to insult him based on his lack of service.
I would imagine that his effeminate, mincing gait would have let his whole Platoon down during Drill too. That can't have helped him fit in. DADT wouldn't have kept that particular cat in the bag. (I imagine)

That would have just added extra smoke sessions to his platoon. I know people that have been in the Army than I have been alive that can't do Drill and Ceremony to save their lives and never could.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 08:47:09 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 21, 2011, 08:30:04 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 08:24:52 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 21, 2011, 08:12:59 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 21, 2011, 07:58:57 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on January 21, 2011, 07:57:54 PM
Ugh I feel for the person that caught him.  :aaaah:

I just threw up in my mouth.

My work here is done.

And I would have been ashamed if I got an "unable to adapt/cope" discharge even if it was an Honorable Discharge. I would have either stuck it through or forced the medical discharge. Mem is a pussy. Formulating ways to insult him based on his lack of service.
I would imagine that his effeminate, mincing gait would have let his whole Platoon down during Drill too. That can't have helped him fit in. DADT wouldn't have kept that particular cat in the bag. (I imagine)

That would have just added extra smoke sessions to his platoon. I know people that have been in the Army than I have been alive that can't do Drill and Ceremony to save their lives and never could.
But do they have that mincing, swing of the hips, and limp wristed sashaying that I imagine Memnoch has?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on January 21, 2011, 08:50:02 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 08:47:09 PM
But do they have that mincing, swing of the hips, and limp wristed sashaying that I imagine Memnoch has?

Can Memnoch even move under his own power?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on January 21, 2011, 08:51:10 PM
Please don't insult the gays by implying that Memnoch actually is one.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on January 21, 2011, 08:51:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 21, 2011, 08:51:10 PM
Please don't insult the gays by implying that Memnoch actually is one.

:mittens:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 21, 2011, 08:51:10 PM
Please don't insult the gays by implying that Memnoch actually is one.
I had him pegged as an effete, simpering drag queen, rather than actually gay.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on January 21, 2011, 08:57:49 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 21, 2011, 08:51:10 PM
Please don't insult the gays by implying that Memnoch actually is one.
I had him pegged as an effete, simpering drag queen, rather than actually gay.

Don't insult drag queens.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 09:43:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 21, 2011, 08:57:49 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 21, 2011, 08:51:10 PM
Please don't insult the gays by implying that Memnoch actually is one.
I had him pegged as an effete, simpering drag queen, rather than actually gay.

Don't insult drag queens.
I wouldn't do that.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on January 21, 2011, 09:44:25 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 09:43:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 21, 2011, 08:57:49 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 21, 2011, 08:51:10 PM
Please don't insult the gays by implying that Memnoch actually is one.
I had him pegged as an effete, simpering drag queen, rather than actually gay.

Don't insult drag queens.
I wouldn't do that.

A wise man indeed.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 10:04:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 21, 2011, 09:44:25 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 09:43:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 21, 2011, 08:57:49 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 21, 2011, 08:51:10 PM
Please don't insult the gays by implying that Memnoch actually is one.
I had him pegged as an effete, simpering drag queen, rather than actually gay.

Don't insult drag queens.
I wouldn't do that.

A wise man indeed.  :lulz:
In fact, I always rather liked Divine, before it was "Trendy".
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TXoGjYO7TY
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 12:41:23 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 09:43:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 21, 2011, 08:57:49 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 21, 2011, 08:51:10 PM
Please don't insult the gays by implying that Memnoch actually is one.
I had him pegged as an effete, simpering drag queen, rather than actually gay.

Don't insult drag queens.
I wouldn't do that.

No, no, bad idea.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on January 22, 2011, 01:12:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 12:41:23 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 09:43:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 21, 2011, 08:57:49 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 21, 2011, 08:51:10 PM
Please don't insult the gays by implying that Memnoch actually is one.
I had him pegged as an effete, simpering drag queen, rather than actually gay.

Don't insult drag queens.
I wouldn't do that.

No, no, bad idea.
yeah I know, and I'm not even joking.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Lies on January 22, 2011, 03:27:11 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 22, 2011, 01:12:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 12:41:23 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 09:43:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 21, 2011, 08:57:49 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 21, 2011, 08:51:10 PM
Please don't insult the gays by implying that Memnoch actually is one.
I had him pegged as an effete, simpering drag queen, rather than actually gay.

Don't insult drag queens.
I wouldn't do that.

No, no, bad idea.
yeah I know, and I'm not even joking.


Drag queens: D/N/T
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoBG8DdtrQ0&feature=related
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on January 22, 2011, 03:49:51 AM
Any Bloke who goes out on a weekend in Swansea in drag, has to be a right double hard bastard by default. He was quite pretty too. (For a Welshman) 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: 3lizab3th on January 25, 2011, 05:20:18 PM
Alrighty! I'm Elizabeth (I have a MARVOLOUSLY creative username, don't I?). I'm a seventeen year old high school senior (go ahead, make all the fun you want, I'm not partiuclarly proud of some of my peers, and I can take the crap. I have four brothers.).
Studies~ mostly the normal stuff. the only really exceptional classes I took were Street Law (legal loopholes, anyone!) and AP chemistry (the lack of explosions was disheartening, but it was fun)
Hobbies/Interests~ Reading, Psychology, Fire eating (you have to be 18 to take a class, or have parental consent, so I only know it it theory..), origami,.... Well, everything really..
I was bored one day and googled the meaning of life hoping to make fun of bad metaphysics, and found it..
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 25, 2011, 05:24:06 PM
Howdy. Welcome to Hell.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Suu on January 25, 2011, 05:24:53 PM
They just keep rollin' on it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on January 25, 2011, 05:25:33 PM
Welcome.  Be aware there is a user called 3D3N.  Some of us might mix the two of you up.  Apologies in advance.

The mood of the board is a bit testy right now, so jump right in, and wear a helmet.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 25, 2011, 05:27:07 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 25, 2011, 05:24:53 PM
They just keep rollin' on it.

I asked, no connection to the shitheads.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2011, 05:29:47 PM
Quote from: 3lizab3th on January 25, 2011, 05:20:18 PM
Alrighty! I'm Elizabeth (I have a MARVOLOUSLY creative username, don't I?). I'm a seventeen year old high school senior (go ahead, make all the fun you want, I'm not partiuclarly proud of some of my peers, and I can take the crap. I have four brothers.).
Studies~ mostly the normal stuff. the only really exceptional classes I took were Street Law (legal loopholes, anyone!) and AP chemistry (the lack of explosions was disheartening, but it was fun)
Hobbies/Interests~ Reading, Psychology, Fire eating (you have to be 18 to take a class, or have parental consent, so I only know it it theory..), origami,.... Well, everything really..
I was bored one day and googled the meaning of life hoping to make fun of bad metaphysics, and found it..


Hey, there.  Wear your waders and shellack your bits...We're having a mild board upset right now.  We're positively crawling with Welsh and Irish, so perhaps a bit of smelling salts under your nose will help, too.  Or just be safe about it and cram an ice cube up each nostril.

Hopefully, they'll take their annual bath this week, and things will be okay for a while.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 25, 2011, 05:31:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2011, 05:29:47 PM
Quote from: 3lizab3th on January 25, 2011, 05:20:18 PM
Alrighty! I'm Elizabeth (I have a MARVOLOUSLY creative username, don't I?). I'm a seventeen year old high school senior (go ahead, make all the fun you want, I'm not partiuclarly proud of some of my peers, and I can take the crap. I have four brothers.).
Studies~ mostly the normal stuff. the only really exceptional classes I took were Street Law (legal loopholes, anyone!) and AP chemistry (the lack of explosions was disheartening, but it was fun)
Hobbies/Interests~ Reading, Psychology, Fire eating (you have to be 18 to take a class, or have parental consent, so I only know it it theory..), origami,.... Well, everything really..
I was bored one day and googled the meaning of life hoping to make fun of bad metaphysics, and found it..


I just put a spot of Vicks in each nostril.

Hey, there.  Wear your waders and shellack your bits...We're having a mild board upset right now.  We're positively crawling with Welsh and Irish, so perhaps a bit of smelling salts under your nose will help, too.  Or just be safe about it and cram an ice cube up each nostril.

Hopefully, they'll take their annual bath this week, and things will be okay for a while.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on January 25, 2011, 07:18:40 PM
Quote from: 3lizab3th on January 25, 2011, 05:20:18 PM
Alrighty! I'm Elizabeth (I have a MARVOLOUSLY creative username, don't I?). I'm a seventeen year old high school senior (go ahead, make all the fun you want, I'm not partiuclarly proud of some of my peers, and I can take the crap. I have four brothers.).
Studies~ mostly the normal stuff. the only really exceptional classes I took were Street Law (legal loopholes, anyone!) and AP chemistry (the lack of explosions was disheartening, but it was fun)
Hobbies/Interests~ Reading, Psychology, Fire eating (you have to be 18 to take a class, or have parental consent, so I only know it it theory..), origami,.... Well, everything really..
I was bored one day and googled the meaning of life hoping to make fun of bad metaphysics, and found it..


Have you seen the pool on the roof yet? 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Whatever on January 25, 2011, 07:55:54 PM
Didn't Aini do the fire eating thing?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: hooplala on January 25, 2011, 07:58:45 PM
Yes, at Coney Island I believe.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 25, 2011, 07:59:55 PM
But not around black people.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Schwarzwälderkirschtorte on January 25, 2011, 08:52:01 PM
I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet  :scared:

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard. :aaaah:

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi. :wave:

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 25, 2011, 08:59:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2011, 05:29:47 PM
Quote from: 3lizab3th on January 25, 2011, 05:20:18 PM
Alrighty! I'm Elizabeth (I have a MARVOLOUSLY creative username, don't I?). I'm a seventeen year old high school senior (go ahead, make all the fun you want, I'm not partiuclarly proud of some of my peers, and I can take the crap. I have four brothers.).
Studies~ mostly the normal stuff. the only really exceptional classes I took were Street Law (legal loopholes, anyone!) and AP chemistry (the lack of explosions was disheartening, but it was fun)
Hobbies/Interests~ Reading, Psychology, Fire eating (you have to be 18 to take a class, or have parental consent, so I only know it it theory..), origami,.... Well, everything really..
I was bored one day and googled the meaning of life hoping to make fun of bad metaphysics, and found it..


Hey, there.  Wear your waders and shellack your bits...We're having a mild board upset right now.  We're positively crawling with Welsh and Irish, so perhaps a bit of smelling salts under your nose will help, too.  Or just be safe about it and cram an ice cube up each nostril.

Hopefully, they'll take their annual bath this week, and things will be okay for a while.

No such luck.

Blight,
Nice and musky.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 25, 2011, 09:01:36 PM
Quote from: Schwarzwälderkirschtorte on January 25, 2011, 08:52:01 PM
I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet  :scared:

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard. :aaaah:

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi. :wave:



Hello!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Suu on January 25, 2011, 09:11:54 PM
Quote from: Schwarzwälderkirschtorte on January 25, 2011, 08:52:01 PM
I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet  :scared:

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard. :aaaah:

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi. :wave:



Wilkommen zu Peedee!

Der Pool ist auf dem Dach. ;)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: hooplala on January 25, 2011, 09:13:58 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 07:59:55 PM
But not around black people.

Correct, for they all lust for her formerly manbits, but now deliciously ladyesque bits.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 25, 2011, 09:14:55 PM
Quote from: 3lizab3th on January 25, 2011, 05:20:18 PM
Alrighty! I'm Elizabeth (I have a MARVOLOUSLY creative username, don't I?). I'm a seventeen year old high school senior (go ahead, make all the fun you want, I'm not partiuclarly proud of some of my peers, and I can take the crap. I have four brothers.).
Studies~ mostly the normal stuff. the only really exceptional classes I took were Street Law (legal loopholes, anyone!) and AP chemistry (the lack of explosions was disheartening, but it was fun)
Hobbies/Interests~ Reading, Psychology, Fire eating (you have to be 18 to take a class, or have parental consent, so I only know it it theory..), origami,.... Well, everything really..
I was bored one day and googled the meaning of life hoping to make fun of bad metaphysics, and found it..


Are you familiar with prolapse, Elizabeth?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 25, 2011, 09:16:30 PM
Quote from: Schwarzwälderkirschtorte on January 25, 2011, 08:52:01 PM
I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet  :scared:

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard. :aaaah:

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi. :wave:



AHHHHHHHH IT IS 000GF!!!!!!

Welcome; you are like a mythical creature. Wish I was on the East Coast so I could meet you when you come here!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 25, 2011, 09:17:05 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 07:59:55 PM
But not around black people.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Triple Zero on January 25, 2011, 09:26:13 PM
(She gave me permission to post these pictures)

(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2663/20110125221727.jpg)  (http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/2862/20110125221720.jpg)  (http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/4384/20110125221742.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 25, 2011, 09:30:25 PM
Quote from: Schwarzwälderkirschtorte on January 25, 2011, 08:52:01 PM
I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet  :scared:

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard. :aaaah:

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi. :wave:



Welcome torte. (if you think I am going to type all of that name out you better think again!)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Suu on January 25, 2011, 09:33:52 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 09:30:25 PM
Quote from: Schwarzwälderkirschtorte on January 25, 2011, 08:52:01 PM
I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet  :scared:

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard. :aaaah:

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi. :wave:



Welcome torte. (if you think I am going to type all of that name out you better think again!)

Quote from: Triple Zero on January 25, 2011, 09:26:13 PM
(She gave me permission to post these pictures)

(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2663/20110125221727.jpg)  (http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/2862/20110125221720.jpg)  (http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/4384/20110125221742.jpg)


She's lovely!  :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on January 25, 2011, 09:34:33 PM
So the Cake is not a lie. Welcome.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: 3lizab3th on January 25, 2011, 10:45:53 PM
Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 25, 2011, 07:18:40 PM
Have you seen the pool on the roof yet?  

No, but I did crash the helicopter into the uni-dragon stable!

Quote from: Nigel on January 25, 2011, 09:14:55 PM
Are you familiar with prolapse, Elizabeth?

My mom's an ER nurse, so, unfortunately I HAVE heard of it before, AND in story form no less. I also know a few about maggots and even one about a girl who had a broken-off gearshift in her abdomen.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 25, 2011, 10:49:10 PM
Quote from: 3lizab3th on January 25, 2011, 10:45:53 PM
Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 25, 2011, 07:18:40 PM
Have you seen the pool on the roof yet?  

No, but I did crash the helicopter into the uni-dragon stable!

Quote from: Nigel on January 25, 2011, 09:14:55 PM
Are you familiar with prolapse, Elizabeth?

My mom's an ER nurse, so, unfortunately I HAVE heard of it before, AND in story form no less. I also know a few about maggots and even one about a girl who had a broken-off gearshift in her abdomen.

Details dammit.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: 3lizab3th on January 25, 2011, 11:05:00 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 10:49:10 PM
Quote from: 3lizab3th on January 25, 2011, 10:45:53 PM
Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 25, 2011, 07:18:40 PM
Have you seen the pool on the roof yet?  

No, but I did crash the helicopter into the uni-dragon stable!

Quote from: Nigel on January 25, 2011, 09:14:55 PM
Are you familiar with prolapse, Elizabeth?

My mom's an ER nurse, so, unfortunately I HAVE heard of it before, AND in story form no less. I also know a few about maggots and even one about a girl who had a broken-off gearshift in her abdomen.

Details dammit.  :lulz:

It apparently went under her arm (she was in the passenger's seat) and into her chest, breaking off deep enough in her that it wasn't obviously visible... I'm not sure how that works... especially with the ribcage in the way. I think she mentioned something about an x-ray finding it, but I could have just appended another story onto it...

I'd ask her, but she's irritable right now from one of my brothers.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Suu on January 25, 2011, 11:16:24 PM
And that is why you wear seatbelts.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on January 25, 2011, 11:33:02 PM
Quote from: 3lizab3th on January 25, 2011, 05:20:18 PM
Alrighty! I'm Elizabeth (I have a MARVOLOUSLY creative username, don't I?). I'm a seventeen year old high school senior (go ahead, make all the fun you want, I'm not partiuclarly proud of some of my peers, and I can take the crap. I have four brothers.).
Studies~ mostly the normal stuff. the only really exceptional classes I took were Street Law (legal loopholes, anyone!) and AP chemistry (the lack of explosions was disheartening, but it was fun)
Hobbies/Interests~ Reading, Psychology, Fire eating (you have to be 18 to take a class, or have parental consent, so I only know it it theory..), origami,.... Well, everything really..
I was bored one day and googled the meaning of life hoping to make fun of bad metaphysics, and found it..


ATTN: PD. In an act of complete contrariness just to piss you all off, I declare this n00blet to be under my protection until such time as she proves to be unworthy of it and I let you know, or you all figure out that my protection means absolutely nothing, whichever comes first.

Hello Elizabeth, I hope you are neither a troll nor pineal, otherwise I will be the first to turn on you (unless Roger and Charley see it first).
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 25, 2011, 11:36:08 PM
Quote from: 3lizab3th on January 25, 2011, 10:45:53 PM
Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 25, 2011, 07:18:40 PM
Have you seen the pool on the roof yet?  

No, but I did crash the helicopter into the uni-dragon stable!

Quote from: Nigel on January 25, 2011, 09:14:55 PM
Are you familiar with prolapse, Elizabeth?

My mom's an ER nurse, so, unfortunately I HAVE heard of it before, AND in story form no less. I also know a few about maggots and even one about a girl who had a broken-off gearshift in her abdomen.

GET YOUR MOM ON HERE

STAT
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 25, 2011, 11:37:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 25, 2011, 11:33:02 PM
Quote from: 3lizab3th on January 25, 2011, 05:20:18 PM
Alrighty! I'm Elizabeth (I have a MARVOLOUSLY creative username, don't I?). I'm a seventeen year old high school senior (go ahead, make all the fun you want, I'm not partiuclarly proud of some of my peers, and I can take the crap. I have four brothers.).
Studies~ mostly the normal stuff. the only really exceptional classes I took were Street Law (legal loopholes, anyone!) and AP chemistry (the lack of explosions was disheartening, but it was fun)
Hobbies/Interests~ Reading, Psychology, Fire eating (you have to be 18 to take a class, or have parental consent, so I only know it it theory..), origami,.... Well, everything really..
I was bored one day and googled the meaning of life hoping to make fun of bad metaphysics, and found it..


ATTN: PD. In an act of complete contrariness just to piss you all off, I declare this n00blet to be under my protection until such time as she proves to be unworthy of it and I let you know, or you all figure out that my protection means absolutely nothing, whichever comes first.

Hello Elizabeth, I hope you are neither a troll nor pineal, otherwise I will be the first to turn on you (unless Roger and Charley see it first).

WHATEVER

I ALREADY DECIDED THAT I LIKE HER

SO BACK OFF, BITCHES.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2011, 11:38:19 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 25, 2011, 09:33:52 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 09:30:25 PM
Quote from: Schwarzwälderkirschtorte on January 25, 2011, 08:52:01 PM
I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet  :scared:

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard. :aaaah:

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi. :wave:



Welcome torte. (if you think I am going to type all of that name out you better think again!)

Quote from: Triple Zero on January 25, 2011, 09:26:13 PM
(She gave me permission to post these pictures)

(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2663/20110125221727.jpg)  (http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/2862/20110125221720.jpg)  (http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/4384/20110125221742.jpg)


She's lovely!  :D

Yes, she is.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on January 25, 2011, 11:40:41 PM
Quote from: Schwarzwälderkirschtorte on January 25, 2011, 08:52:01 PM
I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet  :scared:

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard. :aaaah:

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi. :wave:


Hello, lady. Welcome to PD. They should warn you about me, I can be a right horrible cunt sometimes. You probably won't get on my bad side, though. Maybe not, anyway.  :lol:

Quote from: Nigel on January 25, 2011, 11:37:19 PM
WHATEVER

I ALREADY DECIDED THAT I LIKE HER

SO BACK OFF, BITCHES.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on January 25, 2011, 11:41:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 25, 2011, 11:33:02 PM
Quote from: 3lizab3th on January 25, 2011, 05:20:18 PM
Alrighty! I'm Elizabeth (I have a MARVOLOUSLY creative username, don't I?). I'm a seventeen year old high school senior (go ahead, make all the fun you want, I'm not partiuclarly proud of some of my peers, and I can take the crap. I have four brothers.).
Studies~ mostly the normal stuff. the only really exceptional classes I took were Street Law (legal loopholes, anyone!) and AP chemistry (the lack of explosions was disheartening, but it was fun)
Hobbies/Interests~ Reading, Psychology, Fire eating (you have to be 18 to take a class, or have parental consent, so I only know it it theory..), origami,.... Well, everything really..
I was bored one day and googled the meaning of life hoping to make fun of bad metaphysics, and found it..


ATTN: PD. In an act of complete contrariness just to piss you all off, I declare this n00blet to be under my protection until such time as she proves to be unworthy of it and I let you know, or you all figure out that my protection means absolutely nothing, whichever comes first.

Hello Elizabeth, I hope you are neither a troll nor pineal, otherwise I will be the first to turn on you (unless Roger and Charley see it first).

DON'T TRUST PHOXXY. SHE ONLY WANTS TO ACCIDENTALLY YOUR WHOLE PANCE.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on January 25, 2011, 11:43:19 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 25, 2011, 11:41:53 PM
DON'T TRUST PHOXXY. SHE ONLY WANTS TO ACCIDENTALLY YOUR WHOLE PANCE.
Quiet you. :evilmad: :1fap:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on January 25, 2011, 11:47:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 25, 2011, 11:43:19 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 25, 2011, 11:41:53 PM
DON'T TRUST PHOXXY. SHE ONLY WANTS TO ACCIDENTALLY YOUR WHOLE PANCE.
Quiet you. :evilmad: :1fap:

Make me.  :wink::1fap:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: 3lizab3th on January 25, 2011, 11:48:17 PM
Either way, if I am a troll, I want you all to throw all the crap at me you can (and I realize just how stupid and insane saying that is...).
After all, even a troll could be a fairly decent person after head trauma induced amnesia....

Well, maybe...

....
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 25, 2011, 11:49:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2011, 11:38:19 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 25, 2011, 09:33:52 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 09:30:25 PM
Quote from: Schwarzwälderkirschtorte on January 25, 2011, 08:52:01 PM
I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet  :scared:

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard. :aaaah:

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi. :wave:



Welcome torte. (if you think I am going to type all of that name out you better think again!)

Quote from: Triple Zero on January 25, 2011, 09:26:13 PM
(She gave me permission to post these pictures)

(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2663/20110125221727.jpg)  (http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/2862/20110125221720.jpg)  (http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/4384/20110125221742.jpg)


She's lovely!  :D

Yes, she is.

She certainly doesn't look like the evil demoness Trip says she is.  :lulz:

Just kidding.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2011, 11:51:29 PM
Quote from: 3lizab3th on January 25, 2011, 11:48:17 PM
Either way, if I am a troll, I want you all to throw all the crap at me you can (and I realize just how stupid and insane saying that is...).
After all, even a troll could be a fairly decent person after head trauma induced amnesia....

Well, maybe...

....

Hell, no.  Go nuts.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on January 25, 2011, 11:52:16 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 25, 2011, 11:47:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 25, 2011, 11:43:19 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 25, 2011, 11:41:53 PM
DON'T TRUST PHOXXY. SHE ONLY WANTS TO ACCIDENTALLY YOUR WHOLE PANCE.
Quiet you. :evilmad: :1fap:

Make me.  :wink::1fap:
You wish.  :lulz:

Quote from: 3lizab3th on January 25, 2011, 11:48:17 PM
Either way, if I am a troll, I want you all to throw all the crap at me you can (and I realize just how stupid and insane saying that is...).
After all, even a troll could be a fairly decent person after head trauma induced amnesia....

Well, maybe...

....
Yes, I mean look at me. Well... okay, I'm still a troll and I never had amnesia, but.... well, actually, I'm a horrible cunt. So, I guess that Proves you completely and totlly wrong.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on January 25, 2011, 11:54:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 25, 2011, 11:52:16 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 25, 2011, 11:47:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 25, 2011, 11:43:19 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 25, 2011, 11:41:53 PM
DON'T TRUST PHOXXY. SHE ONLY WANTS TO ACCIDENTALLY YOUR WHOLE PANCE.
Quiet you. :evilmad: :1fap:

Make me.  :wink::1fap:
You wish.  :lulz:


I WILL ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE OHIO!!!!!!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on January 26, 2011, 12:11:10 AM
Quote from: Schwarzwälderkirschtorte on January 25, 2011, 08:52:01 PM
I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet  :scared:

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard. :aaaah:

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi. :wave:





Hello! I can't wait to meet you guys! Here is an accurate depiction of what it will be like when we hang out in New York:

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/welcometobutttown.png)

THIS IMAGE IS A WINDOW TO A FUTURE OF EXCITEMENT

IT IS A POST CARD FROM OUR FUTURE SELVES, OVERJOYED, MEETING AT LAST, LIKE EBONY AND IVORY



Wow I just butchered a perfectly good image of morgan freeman shaking hands with jack nicholas
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on January 26, 2011, 12:25:44 AM
Quote from: Schwarzwälderkirschtorte on January 25, 2011, 08:52:01 PM
I'm the girlfriend of the ZeroZeroZero.

I love to read and clean the house, my favorite animals are horses and I love the colour pink.
This is probably not what you want to read about me and it´s not true, but I´m afraid of the Internet  :scared:

There are so many weird dudes surfing around the web, and it even contains porn, I´ve heard. :aaaah:

But, since I´m meeting some of those dudes this spring cause I´m planning Trip´s Trip to America, I want to say hi:

Hi. :wave:


Hi, Trip's Chick, just don't click on any of the links in the "Tools for tools like you" thread, and you should be OK.
And don't worry, Phoxy isn't always a horrible cunt, no matter what she says.  And steer well clear of the stiffy joke. Your username is a bit of a gobful though. I can't even pronounce it in my head. (And I am trying to) Shfwrulfdjgjlsgf, . . nope, that wasn't it. . . . . *sighs* 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on January 26, 2011, 12:45:50 AM
Quote from: 3lizab3th on January 25, 2011, 11:48:17 PM
Either way, if I am a troll, I want you all to throw all the crap at me you can (and I realize just how stupid and insane saying that is...).
After all, even a troll could be a fairly decent person after head trauma induced amnesia....

Well, maybe...

....
A Troll?  :aaa:  in PD?  Nah,  I've heard of such things happening now and again,  mostly just rumours and stuff,  but we can certainly do without any crappy Trolls here!  Unless of course, you're better at it than some of the lame ass halfwitted dropkicks that occasionally do slip through the cracks.  They generally make piss poor sport, because they haven't lurked up on the "unlimited" threads,  and  make a very predictable,  staggering, spastic  dance of butthurt,  before either shaping up, or sloping off somewhere for a while. Some of them come back time and time again, thinking that their ugly, or offensive and puerile antics might have been forgotten, but that never happens. So we have to go through the same thing over and over. One of them in particular,  mentioning no names, *coughpoptardcough* should bring his own revolving door along. But you seem to have made a better impression than some, so you might just be OK.     
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on January 26, 2011, 01:30:01 AM
Quote from: 3lizab3th on January 25, 2011, 11:48:17 PM
Either way, if I am a troll, I want you all to throw all the crap at me you can (and I realize just how stupid and insane saying that is...).
After all, even a troll could be a fairly decent person after head trauma induced amnesia....

Well, maybe...

....

GO EAT A TEN DICK BOAT
BUT FIRST, TAKE IT OUT FOR A SPIN IN THAT TOILET BOWL YOU CALL A FACE AND SHUT UP FOR A SECOND

KNOCK KNOCK, YOU HEAR THAT? IT'S THE DOOR. GUESS WHO'S THERE, IT'S THE COMMITTEE TO GIVE YOU A SASH LABELED TURD FINGER FELCH QUEEN WITH A TWO-HOURS-AFTER TACO BELL LIKE QUALITY
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on January 26, 2011, 01:37:08 AM
ALSO WHILE I'VE GOT YOUR ATTENTION, LET ME ASK YOU THIS

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN WHAT MORE LIKE IF IT ISN'T BEEN INTO NOT AS MUCH AS LIKE BEING?

IF YOU CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT, YOU'D BETTER PUT ON A HELMET AND TAKE A SHIT
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on January 26, 2011, 03:04:47 AM
Cramulus, I am going to kill you in your sleep. And then Imma dance like this:  :milk: :hammer: :noodledance:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Telarus on January 26, 2011, 04:11:56 AM
WHAT, ALL AT ONCE?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on January 26, 2011, 04:14:44 AM
Quote from: Telarus on January 26, 2011, 04:11:56 AM
WHAT, ALL AT ONCE?
Yes. All at once.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on January 26, 2011, 04:35:31 AM
In yuor Baggy Hammer pance?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on January 26, 2011, 04:38:52 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 26, 2011, 04:35:31 AM
In yuor Baggy Hammer pance?
No. In your baggy hammer pance.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on January 26, 2011, 04:46:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 26, 2011, 04:38:52 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 26, 2011, 04:35:31 AM
In yuor Baggy Hammer pance?
No. In your baggy hammer pance.
Can't touch this!   :aaa:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Icey on January 31, 2011, 04:54:36 PM
I'm 18. And I'm going to school.

I study History.

I enjoy the Guerilla Surrealism, I believe it's been called.

I'm interested in any project.

I found "Eris" through chaos magic. But BIP was a nice refresher.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on January 31, 2011, 04:56:34 PM
I'm more into Kangaroo Dadaism myself.  Welcome just the same. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 04:59:23 PM
Quote from: Icey on January 31, 2011, 04:54:36 PM

I found "Eris" through chaos magic.

Oh.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on January 31, 2011, 05:00:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 04:59:23 PM
Quote from: Icey on January 31, 2011, 04:54:36 PM

I found "Eris" through chaos magic.

Oh.

Heh.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on February 01, 2011, 03:19:10 PM
thread split!


see here:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=28266.msg1002154#msg1002154

(10+ pages of the usual magic talk)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Triple Zero on February 01, 2011, 03:23:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 01, 2011, 03:09:41 PM
000, I see where you're going, but I think your timeline is too small.

The history of science is one of forward progress.  But it takes an extremely long time for science to advance.

Oh, I agree with that. Just the Pro/Con list I was replying to was also on a small timeline.

In that sense, there's a small scale peer review that is fucked up by monkey business, and a large scale peer review process that is bound to get it right eventually.

Except there's one thing, see only because somebody picked up the acupressure thing two decades later, and only if somebody decided to drag up the anomalous astronomy measurements and see how they can be explained (and I don't even know if the latter has even happened, or whether everybody is just plain happy to ignore it because obviously red/blue shift works and the other thing is just an anomaly) -- only then, science will progress.

And there's one thing, how can we know for sure that all these things that were shoved under the rug by bad politics will eventually surface to advance scientific progress?

Can it be that some alternative scientific theories got ignored, and then lost in time forever?

Cause there's really quite a lot of alternative scientific theories and pseudoscientific theories that have a sort of kernel of "might be on to something" in them, but because of politics and/or their inventors being crackpots, nobody is researching them.

And additionally, are there already wonderful scientific ideas that have been forgotten, that their inventors took with them to the grave? Didn't Nicola Tesla do a bunch of those? Maybe it's all pseudo scientific hogwash, correct me if I'm wrong. No really, please do, I'd like to be comforted on that topic :)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on February 01, 2011, 03:26:26 PM
oops! sorry trip, I split the thread as you were posting. you're all out of context now.  :p
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on February 01, 2011, 03:26:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 31, 2011, 05:19:57 PM
But welcome to PD. Pool's on the roof.

Caught in the split, despite being an actual post that was both on topic AND nice.  :crankey:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on February 01, 2011, 03:34:49 PM
Trip, Imma gonna C+P your last post to the other thread.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Psychedelic Jesus on February 11, 2011, 01:43:58 AM
I'm 5x5

I work at 5 Guys Burgers and I Interpret for the Deaf

CLASSIFIED

Pranking, Trolling, Partyism, Project May Ham, Wisest Wizard Tournaments, Misinformation, Psyops

I was introduced to her by a friend.  We hit it off and the rest is history.  Since then the Psychedelic Jesus Cabal is flourishing with members, some which aren't even aware of their current membership.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on February 11, 2011, 02:41:20 AM
Welcome to the fold. 

Watch out for the crease. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on February 11, 2011, 02:42:34 AM
I watched a fold of crease devour someones pet wrinkle. It was horrifying.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on February 11, 2011, 02:46:41 AM
Quote from: The Psychedelic Jesus on February 11, 2011, 01:43:58 AM
I'm 5x5

I work at 5 Guys Burgers and I Interpret for the Deaf

CLASSIFIED

Pranking, Trolling, Partyism, Project May Ham, Wisest Wizard Tournaments, Misinformation, Psyops

I was introduced to her by a friend.  We hit it off and the rest is history.  Since then the Psychedelic Jesus Cabal is flourishing with members, some which aren't even aware of their current membership.


WELCOME

tell us maor about yer cabacababal

POST HASTE!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on February 11, 2011, 02:47:03 AM
Hi there new guy. Don't be intimidated by these guys. I'm much worse.  :lol:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on February 11, 2011, 02:47:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 11, 2011, 02:47:03 AM
Hi there new guy. Don't be intimidated by these guys. I'm much worse.  :lol:

She lies.........
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on February 11, 2011, 02:59:46 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 11, 2011, 02:47:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 11, 2011, 02:47:03 AM
Hi there new guy. Don't be intimidated by these guys. I'm much worse.  :lol:

She lies.........
Only sometimes.   :wink:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Lies on February 11, 2011, 03:14:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 11, 2011, 02:59:46 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 11, 2011, 02:47:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 11, 2011, 02:47:03 AM
Hi there new guy. Don't be intimidated by these guys. I'm much worse.  :lol:

She lies.........
Only sometimes.   :wink:

Yeah, all the other times, I'm lies.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on February 11, 2011, 03:16:15 AM
Quote from: Lies on February 11, 2011, 03:14:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 11, 2011, 02:59:46 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 11, 2011, 02:47:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 11, 2011, 02:47:03 AM
Hi there new guy. Don't be intimidated by these guys. I'm much worse.  :lol:

She lies.........
Only sometimes.   :wink:

Yeah, all the other times, I'm lies.
Quiet you.  :ninja:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on February 11, 2011, 03:21:36 AM
Quote from: Lies on February 11, 2011, 03:14:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 11, 2011, 02:59:46 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 11, 2011, 02:47:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 11, 2011, 02:47:03 AM
Hi there new guy. Don't be intimidated by these guys. I'm much worse.  :lol:

She lies.........
Only sometimes.   :wink:

Yeah, all the other times, I'm lies.

OH SHIT IT'S LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
:omg:

EVERYBODY FUCKING RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND SOMEONE HOBBLE THE NEWBIE AS A SACRIFICE TO LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 11, 2011, 04:05:38 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 11, 2011, 02:41:20 AM
Welcome to the fold. 

Watch out for the crease. 

WHAT IS TODAY'S DATE?!
    \
:lord:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Psychedelic Jesus on February 11, 2011, 05:22:10 AM
We our currently a disorganized group of psychonauts, philosophers, activists, zenarchists, and CLASSIFIED FNORD
Our presence is minimal on the net.

!!!THIS INFORMATION IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE!!!
!!!AND WILL EXPLODE IN 10 SECONDS!!!
!!!PLEASE HIT ALT F4 TO DISABLE!!!
                                                                                                                                         fnord































Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on February 11, 2011, 05:24:35 AM
Quote from: The Psychedelic Jesus on February 11, 2011, 05:22:10 AM
We our currently a disorganized group of psychonauts, philosophers, activists, zenarchists, and CLASSIFIED FNORD
Our presence is minimal on the net.

!!!THIS INFORMATION IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE!!!
!!!AND WILL EXPLODE IN 10 SECONDS!!!
!!!PLEASE HIT ALT F4 TO DISABLE!!!
                                                                                                                                         fnord

































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Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 11, 2011, 05:40:05 AM
Well played, Coyote!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Telarus on February 11, 2011, 06:05:11 AM
 :lulz:

Quote from: The Psychedelic Jesus on February 11, 2011, 01:43:58 AM
I work at 5 Guys Burgers and I Interpret for the Deaf

I'm so sorry for you.

Welcome to the spaggotry.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on February 11, 2011, 01:35:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 11, 2011, 04:05:38 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 11, 2011, 02:41:20 AM
Welcome to the fold. 

Watch out for the crease. 

WHAT IS TODAY'S DATE?!
    \
:lord:

No really, didn't you know the universe is just a gigantic piece of paper? 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on February 11, 2011, 01:42:02 PM
How am I not myself?
                   \
(http://www.zuguide.com/image/Jude-Law-I-Heart-Huckabees.6.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 02:16:59 PM
 :lulz:

You guys are on your own.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on February 11, 2011, 02:19:30 PM
The zaniness: Truly, it never ends.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on February 11, 2011, 02:25:42 PM
Isn't 5 Guys that joint Obama likes to go to for his burgers? 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Suu on February 11, 2011, 02:28:05 PM
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my psychedelic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my psychedelic Jesus I'll go far.

{Refrain}
Psychedelic Jesus, psychedelic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my psychedelic Jesus I'll go far.

I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I've got my Psychedelic Jesus
Glued to the dashboard of my car,
You can buy Him phosphorescent
Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant,
Take Him with you when you're travelling far

{Refrain}

I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I have magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel I'm protected amply
I've got the whole damn Holy Family
Riding on the dashboard of my car

{Refrain}

You can buy a Sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell
Goin' ninety, I'm not wary
'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell

{Refrain}

I don't care if it bumps or jostles
Long as I got the Twelve Apostles
Bolted to the dashboard of my car
Don't I have a pious mess
Such a crowd of holiness
Strung across the dashboard of my car

{Refrain}

No, I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I have my psychedelic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
But I think he'll have to go
His magnet ruins my radio
And if we have a wreck he'll leave a scar

{Refrain}

Riding through the thoroughfare
With his nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead, but he don't mind
Trouble coming, he don't see
He just keeps his eyes on me
And any other thing that lies behind

Psychedelic Jesus, Psychedelic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Though the sun shines on his back
Makes him peel, chip, and crack
A little patching keeps him up to par

When pedestrians try to cross
I let them know who's boss
I never blow my horn or give them warning
I ride all over town
Trying to run them down
And it's seldom that they live to see the morning

Psychedelic Jesus, Psychedelic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
His halo fits just right
And I use it as a sight
And they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far

When I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say Damn
I can let all sorts of curses roll
Psychedelic Jesus doesn't hear
For he has a psychedelic ear
The man who invented psychedelic saved my soul

Psychedelic Jesus, Psychedelic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Once his robe was snowy white
Now it isn't quite so bright
Stained by the smoke of my cigar

God made Christ a Holy Jew
God made Him a Christian too
Paradoxes populate my car
Joseph beams with a feigned elan
From the shaggy dash of my furlined van
Famous cuckold in the master plan

Naughty Mary, smug and smiling
Jesus dainty and beguiling
Knee-deep in the piling of my van
His message clear by night or day
My phosphorescent psychedelic Gay
Simpering from the dashboard of my van

When I'm goin' fornicatin
I got my ceramic Satan
Sinnin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home
The women know I'm on the level
Thanks to the wild-eyed stoneware devil
Ridin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home
      Sneerin' from the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home
      Leering from the dashboard of my van

If I weave around at night
And the police think I'm tight
They'll never find my bottle, though they ask
Psychedelic Jesus shelters me
For His head comes off, you see
He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask

Psychedelic Jesus, psychedelic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Ride with me and have a dram
Of the blood of the Lamb
Psychedelic Jesus is a holy bar
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Luna on February 11, 2011, 02:28:21 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 11, 2011, 02:25:42 PM
Isn't 5 Guys that joint Obama likes to go to for his burgers? 

Dunno, but I WILL say they do awesome burgers.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Suu on February 11, 2011, 02:30:09 PM
I cannot have 5 Guys anymore, therefore, on principle, I hate the noob.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 11, 2011, 02:37:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 11, 2011, 02:30:09 PM
I cannot have 5 Guys anymore, therefore, on principle, I hate the noob.

That's age catching up with you. Down to 4 guys max now?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on February 11, 2011, 02:38:38 PM
 :spittake:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 11, 2011, 02:45:21 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 11, 2011, 01:35:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 11, 2011, 04:05:38 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 11, 2011, 02:41:20 AM
Welcome to the fold. 

Watch out for the crease. 

WHAT IS TODAY'S DATE?!
    \
:lord:

No really, didn't you know the universe is just a gigantic piece of paper? 

I dunno dude, looks like a pun to me.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Suu on February 11, 2011, 03:03:59 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 11, 2011, 02:37:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 11, 2011, 02:30:09 PM
I cannot have 5 Guys anymore, therefore, on principle, I hate the noob.

That's age catching up with you. Down to 4 guys max now?

I was about to mention my inability to eat beef, but I figured it wouldn't have been any better.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Luna on February 11, 2011, 07:07:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 11, 2011, 03:03:59 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 11, 2011, 02:37:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 11, 2011, 02:30:09 PM
I cannot have 5 Guys anymore, therefore, on principle, I hate the noob.

That's age catching up with you. Down to 4 guys max now?

I was about to mention my inability to eat beef, but I figured it wouldn't have been any better.

No...  Really, not any better.

Now I'm not gonna be able to drive past the 5 Guys place without giggling.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Suu on February 11, 2011, 09:04:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 07:07:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 11, 2011, 03:03:59 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 11, 2011, 02:37:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 11, 2011, 02:30:09 PM
I cannot have 5 Guys anymore, therefore, on principle, I hate the noob.

That's age catching up with you. Down to 4 guys max now?

I was about to mention my inability to eat beef, but I figured it wouldn't have been any better.

No...  Really, not any better.

Now I'm not gonna be able to drive past the 5 Guys place without giggling.

Please, Enzo made that joke when it opened. Once I do this liver and gallbladder cleanse that was recommended to me, I'm going to attempt beef in my mouf, and see what happens.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:08:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 11, 2011, 09:04:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 07:07:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 11, 2011, 03:03:59 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 11, 2011, 02:37:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 11, 2011, 02:30:09 PM
I cannot have 5 Guys anymore, therefore, on principle, I hate the noob.

That's age catching up with you. Down to 4 guys max now?

I was about to mention my inability to eat beef, but I figured it wouldn't have been any better.

No...  Really, not any better.

Now I'm not gonna be able to drive past the 5 Guys place without giggling.

Please, Enzo made that joke when it opened. Once I do this liver and gallbladder cleanse that was recommended to me, I'm going to attempt beef in my mouf, and see what happens.

Hope it works out for ya.  My allergy really doesn't bother me (if y'all put mushrooms in anything at the NE meetup, give a girl a warning, pretty please?), but that one, that'd piss me off hardcore.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Telarus on February 11, 2011, 09:52:37 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 02:28:21 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 11, 2011, 02:25:42 PM
Isn't 5 Guys that joint Obama likes to go to for his burgers? 

Dunno, but I WILL say they do awesome burgers.

You haven't been behind the counter. My girl worked there, got injured on the job (their fault), and they screwed her out of workman's comp, and then fired her.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:53:58 PM
Quote from: Telarus on February 11, 2011, 09:52:37 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 02:28:21 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 11, 2011, 02:25:42 PM
Isn't 5 Guys that joint Obama likes to go to for his burgers? 

Dunno, but I WILL say they do awesome burgers.

You haven't been behind the counter. My girl worked there, got injured on the job (their fault), and they screwed her out of workman's comp, and then fired her.

Not that counter, no.  Sucks, what happened to your girl, big time.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: CorbeauEtRenard on February 20, 2011, 08:40:51 AM
Alright, I figure doing this might get me to do something other than continuing to lurk for ages.

Holy Name:
Rev. Malachi Corbeau, KSC, CSLN, POAF

Demographic info:
I'm 27 years old and I live in Nebraska (The state with the most phallic government in the country).

Professional Info:
Unemployed mooch and part-time game master searching for the one gas station in the city that doesn't have people with graduate degrees applying to work the register and getting hired instead of me. I'm sure it exists.

What you like to do in your free time:
Ineffectively trying to mindfuck this damned boring ass-city. I'm also trying to get my commie friends to rediscover their sense of fun that led to all sorts of antics back in high school instead of just standing outside of places with bog-standard signs. I'm also a bit of a furry, but I've got a damned sense of humor about it and dislike social dramallama-ing with a passion.

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in:
I was apparently contributing to Operation: Mindfuck in little ways ever since I started going to school and didn't realize it. I'm also a big proponent of pretending to be the Illuminati or some other such secret society, which is what got me interested in actually reading RAW's books at first.

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?
Don't remember how I found the Principia, other than I read it online during sophomore or junior year of high school. Continued trying to be a Good Christian Boy until I was 22, then decided I ought to identify with a religion I could get behind instead of one I'd always felt obligated to participate in. Still futzing around with paganism, but I identify with Discordians more than any other religious/pseudo-religious category.

And as far as the picture goes? Let's face it. I'm an unemployed furfag dungeon master. You almost certainly don't want to see that without some sort of monetary compensation. Also I haven't had a remotely flattering picture taken since I was in preschool. Maybe if I can get one I'll add it later. If I want to punish you for something, that is.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Telarus on February 20, 2011, 09:56:11 AM
I almost accidentally the whole 50 post rule.


Welcome to the chaos, spag.






Pool's on the roof.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on February 20, 2011, 09:57:47 AM
His post is some pie.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: CorbeauEtRenard on February 20, 2011, 10:49:05 AM
Don't worry, my foul furry tendencies are pretty compartmentalized from the other parts of my life so I won't be going on about it or getting butthurt over people mocking the terrible teen angst-like drama that happens in those circles. Hell, I'll might join in and provide terrifying anecdotes. Just figured I'd be upfront about my messed-up-ness and get it out of the way. I'll probably continue to lurk most of the time until I've gotten a good feel for all the subforums.


Thanks for the welcome!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on February 20, 2011, 05:19:14 PM
Quote from: CorbeauEtRenard on February 20, 2011, 08:40:51 AM
Professional Info:
Unemployed mooch and part-time game master searching for the one gas station in the city that doesn't have people with graduate degrees applying to work the register and getting hired instead of me. I'm sure it exists.
No it doesn't.  I can't even get a job at a gas station and I've got 2 associates degrees. They've got mighty high standards.

Also, hello. Don't be a douche.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on February 20, 2011, 05:25:35 PM
Quote from: CorbeauEtRenard on February 20, 2011, 10:49:05 AM
Don't worry, my foul furry tendencies are pretty compartmentalized from the other parts of my life so I won't be going on about it or getting butthurt over people mocking the terrible teen angst-like drama that happens in those circles. Hell, I'll might join in and provide terrifying anecdotes. Just figured I'd be upfront about my messed-up-ness and get it out of the way. I'll probably continue to lurk most of the time until I've gotten a good feel for all the subforums.


Thanks for the welcome!

Where in Nebraska? Manhattan, Ks here.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: CorbeauEtRenard on February 20, 2011, 10:27:57 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 20, 2011, 05:25:35 PM
Where in Nebraska? Manhattan, Ks here.

Lincoln for the time being. Considering a move to Omaha once I can afford my own place again.

On the plus side, any weekday during business hours I can walk around watching the bureaucrats hustle papers in a giant phallus that towers over any other building in the city. I can also admire the very unpopular mosaics that depict things like evolution and non-christian religions from antiquity the fill said phallus.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on February 21, 2011, 06:24:44 PM
Quote from: CorbeauEtRenard on February 20, 2011, 10:27:57 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 20, 2011, 05:25:35 PM
Where in Nebraska? Manhattan, Ks here.

Lincoln for the time being. Considering a move to Omaha once I can afford my own place again.

On the plus side, any weekday during business hours I can walk around watching the bureaucrats hustle papers in a giant phallus that towers over any other building in the city. I can also admire the very unpopular mosaics that depict things like evolution and non-christian religions from antiquity the fill said phallus.

My step-daughter lives in O'Neill, we try to go once a year. That's just south of South Dakota.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: CorbeauEtRenard on February 22, 2011, 08:04:05 AM
One of my coworkers at a past job was from O'Neill (I think, somewhere near there at least, only talked to him on the phone unless he came to Lincoln to the main office), but I've never seen the place myself. All I know about that part of the state is that the Niobrara is fun and there's a guy who owns a gas station in Verdigre who really deserves some Jake Day letters.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: unlucid on March 02, 2011, 01:34:20 PM
Hi, PD forum.  I'm Unlucid.

I'm based in Winchester, Virginia, a town that is 3 parts conservative, 1 part crazy, and 1 part odd.

I'm very interested in Operation: Mindfuck, and have been posting properly Discordian stickers around town.

I have a tiny website, unlucid.com (http://unlucid.com), which I use mostly to introduce people to the idea of culture jamming and Discordianism.

As a practicing chresmomancer, I attempt to divine Eris' will from the ravings of lunatics.  (un?)Fortunately, in order to do so, I became a raving lunatic.  Hence the name Unlucid.

I found Eris through a friend.  What did I do when I found her?  I drove her insane, of course.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on March 02, 2011, 01:40:22 PM
Regardless of your so-called "insanity", just remember to post somewhat coherently, and you'll do fine.  Check out the GASM subforums.  Plenty of O:M projects there.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on March 02, 2011, 02:13:09 PM
Hey Unlucid dude. Heed LMNO's advice, and you won't get eaten by Roger. Is not as pleasant as you would imagine.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 02, 2011, 02:15:23 PM
Quote from: unlucid on March 02, 2011, 01:34:20 PM

As a practicing chresmomancer, I attempt to divine Eris' will from the ravings of lunatics.  (un?)Fortunately, in order to do so, I became a raving lunatic.  Hence the name Unlucid.

I found Eris through a friend.  What did I do when I found her?  I drove her insane, of course.

Oh, shit.  Another one.   :kingmeh:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 02, 2011, 02:15:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 02, 2011, 02:13:09 PM
Hey Unlucid dude. Heed LMNO's advice, and you won't get eaten by Roger. Is not as pleasant as you would imagine.

Too late.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on March 02, 2011, 02:17:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 02, 2011, 02:15:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 02, 2011, 02:13:09 PM
Hey Unlucid dude. Heed LMNO's advice, and you won't get eaten by Roger. Is not as pleasant as you would imagine.

Too late.   :lulz:
:oops:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on March 02, 2011, 02:20:32 PM
I have to at least keep up my end as "tepid welcome wagon".
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on March 02, 2011, 02:22:33 PM
I will continue to give them a chance if they post here first. Is the least I can do. Literally.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 02, 2011, 02:22:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 02, 2011, 02:17:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 02, 2011, 02:15:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 02, 2011, 02:13:09 PM
Hey Unlucid dude. Heed LMNO's advice, and you won't get eaten by Roger. Is not as pleasant as you would imagine.

Too late.   :lulz:
:oops:

Sorry, a point comes where I feel I am no longer obligated to suffer in silence with regard to some ass-monkey's whacky and zany claims of "insanity".  No.  Neither am I required to listen to inane drivel about how he "drove Eris insane".

You have to be firm with them, Phox.  You have to say "no", or they'll wind up on your doorstep wearing clown shoes and wanting you to smell the flower on their lapel, while they jabber and boast about how insane their membrane is.

It at some point becomes tiresome.  That point was passed some time ago.

I now await the formulaic response.  No blurting it out, folks...This has to be spontaneous, for SCIENCE.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: *GrumpButt* on March 02, 2011, 02:26:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 02, 2011, 02:22:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 02, 2011, 02:17:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 02, 2011, 02:15:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 02, 2011, 02:13:09 PM
Hey Unlucid dude. Heed LMNO's advice, and you won't get eaten by Roger. Is not as pleasant as you would imagine.

Too late.   :lulz:
:oops:

Sorry, a point comes where I feel I am no longer obligated to suffer in silence with regard to some ass-monkey's whacky and zany claims of "insanity".  No.  Neither am I required to listen to inane drivel about how he "drove Eris insane".

You have to be firm with them, Phox.  You have to say "no", or they'll wind up on your doorstep wearing clown shoes and wanting you to smell the flower on their lapel, while they jabber and boast about how insane their membrane is.

It at some point becomes tiresome.  That point was passed some time ago.

I now await the formulaic response.  No blurting it out, folks...This has to be spontaneous, for SCIENCE.

Reading the post I got *I iz insane! therefor I R diffrent and kewl* meh  :|
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on March 02, 2011, 02:29:06 PM
Hey, I freely admit that in my earlier years, I was unabashedly "weird on purpose".  All things in their place, at their time.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: *GrumpButt* on March 02, 2011, 02:33:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 02, 2011, 02:29:06 PM
Hey, I freely admit that in my earlier years, I was unabashedly "weird on purpose".  All things in their place, at their time.

Same here. I got over it when I hit my 17th year. Learned that 'normal' everyday life is stranger than I knew.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on March 02, 2011, 02:36:33 PM
Took me a bit longer, but I eventually got hit by the barstool too.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: *GrumpButt* on March 02, 2011, 02:41:07 PM
Yep.  Figuring out that I didn't have to try to act weird/strange because life is crazy enough, was one of the best lessons ever.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on March 02, 2011, 02:41:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 02, 2011, 02:22:52 PM]
Sorry, a point comes where I feel I am no longer obligated to suffer in silence with regard to some ass-monkey's whacky and zany claims of "insanity".  No.  Neither am I required to listen to inane drivel about how he "drove Eris insane".

You have to be firm with them, Phox.  You have to say "no", or they'll wind up on your doorstep wearing clown shoes and wanting you to smell the flower on their lapel, while they jabber and boast about how insane their membrane is.

It at some point becomes tiresome.  That point was passed some time ago.

I now await the formulaic response.  No blurting it out, folks...This has to be spontaneous, for SCIENCE.
Aw, dang it. I know the answer!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on March 02, 2011, 04:59:55 PM
hi unlucid! welcome, don't mind the spags

your website is bloxored by my company's firewall. "Potentially Damaging Content".... congratulations!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on March 02, 2011, 05:31:36 PM
(http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/6115/outlandish.png)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on March 02, 2011, 11:18:41 PM
Quote from: unlucid on March 02, 2011, 01:34:20 PM
Hi, PD forum.  I'm Unlucid.

I'm based in Winchester, Virginia, a town that is 3 parts conservative, 1 part crazy, and 1 part odd.

I'm very interested in Operation: Mindfuck, and have been posting properly Discordian stickers around town.

I have a tiny website, unlucid.com (http://unlucid.com), which I use mostly to introduce people to the idea of culture jamming and Discordianism.

As a practicing chresmomancer, I attempt to divine Eris' will from the ravings of lunatics.  (un?)Fortunately, in order to do so, I became a raving lunatic.  Hence the name Unlucid.

I found Eris through a friend.  What did I do when I found her?  I drove her insane, of course.
Groovy. Just what we need.  Another 'Lunatic'.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 03, 2011, 05:03:57 AM
Hi Kids... I'm new here... duh.

Demographics:  Age - MYOFB.  Location - BFE, Northern Nevada... Two hours to anywhere.  Transplanted (willingly) from Portland Metro Area... just bringing some PDX Weirdness to the desert.  (MUCH!) Lower population density + higher altitude + reduced precipitation = decreased chance I will murder some unsuspecting bipedal.
Professional Info: Massage Therapist/Body Worker/Somatic Therapist... take your pick.  Oh, and I do woo too.
Free Time: Lurk on odd forums.  Seriously, I will make random appearances in various threads, but am unlikely to be a major contributor.  Other interests... chasing rabbits down, down, down into their abodes.  What else... big trucks, fast cars, guns, quads, horses, motorcycles, dogs, my old man - not necessarily in that order and sometimes in combination.
Topics?  Um, errr... how to fuck with narrow-minded bible thumping idiots' minds.  I have a few good ideas, but am always open for suggestions.
I found Eris about 20 years ago via our dear departed Uncle Bob (RAW)... I think I started with The Schroedinger's Cat Trilogy.   

Would add a picture, but am currently fucktarded and can't figure out how to, probably why I usually just lurk.   :supertard:

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 09:49:12 PM
Hello.

1) I used to belong to this forum ages ago, but didn't last long as I found it too hard to keep up with. I see it's changed a bit. A lot. It appears neater. A lot neater. It's like it's.... organized. This kinda makes me feel vaguely confused and disorientated. Possibly that was the intended point. Also, I've already spotted two people here who I know from another forum, but not people I expected to see here. Also, I'm rambling.
2) I'm a 24 year old female South African Discordian Episkopos.
3)
4) Fnord
5) I found Eris when I met a Discordian on a forum and watched him say absolutely everything I believed. I think growing up on the Discworld series might have something to do with that - anyway.
6) I'm an avid Terry Pratchett fan

Picture:
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2749/4043404878_332352a49f.jpg)

My Holy Name is Kitty, or Kitten, or sometimes DiscordianKitty. It's a sacred name. Don't abuse it. Also, shortening it to DK makes me awesome.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:51:15 PM
Oh, hell.

You're the one from Mysticwicks that keeps telling us that we aren't "real" discordians, right?

Hi, Eldora.  How's tricks?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 09:54:13 PM
No I'm not that one. I've never accused someone of not being a real Discordian in my life. I'm the one who names everyone I like a Discordian Pope. Including Miley Cyrus.

Who are you?  :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:56:55 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 09:54:13 PM
No I'm not that one. I've never accused someone of not being a real Discordian in my life. I'm the one who names everyone I like a Discordian Pope. Including Miley Cyrus.

Who are you?  :D

On Mysticwicks?  I was Little Billy, before I left in disgust.

I'll never give that board a byte of traffic again, and you're one of the lesser reasons for that.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: *GrumpButt* on March 03, 2011, 09:57:40 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 09:54:13 PM
No I'm not that one. I've never accused someone of not being a real Discordian in my life. I'm the one who names everyone I like a Discordian Pope. Including Miley Cyrus.

Who are you?  :D

TGGR.. Duh...  :lulz: :lulz:

Hi there DK! :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on March 03, 2011, 09:59:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:51:15 PM
Oh, hell.

You're the one from Mysticwicks that keeps telling us that we aren't "real" discordians, right?

Hi, Eldora.  How's tricks?

I thought she did that at the Bar & Grill. But we aren't going to rely on my memory.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:59:56 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 03, 2011, 09:59:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:51:15 PM
Oh, hell.

You're the one from Mysticwicks that keeps telling us that we aren't "real" discordians, right?

Hi, Eldora.  How's tricks?

I thought she did that at the Bar & Grill. But we aren't going to rely on my memory.

See what you can turf up at MW?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: *GrumpButt* on March 03, 2011, 10:01:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:59:56 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 03, 2011, 09:59:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:51:15 PM
Oh, hell.

You're the one from Mysticwicks that keeps telling us that we aren't "real" discordians, right?

Hi, Eldora.  How's tricks?

I thought she did that at the Bar & Grill. But we aren't going to rely on my memory.



See what you can turf up at MW?

That's where CB found me....
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:01:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:56:55 PM
On Mysticwicks?  I was Little Billy, before I left in disgust.

Ohhhh the annoying whiney troll. You and Charlie both here? How nice.  :kingmeh:

Nope. Still don't remember you saying you were a Discordian.

Quote from: *GrumpButt* on March 03, 2011, 09:57:40 PM
TGGR.. Duh...  :lulz: :lulz:

Hi there DK! :D

GrumpButt  :fap: :mrgreen: :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on March 03, 2011, 10:02:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:59:56 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 03, 2011, 09:59:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:51:15 PM
Oh, hell.

You're the one from Mysticwicks that keeps telling us that we aren't "real" discordians, right?

Hi, Eldora.  How's tricks?

I thought she did that at the Bar & Grill. But we aren't going to rely on my memory.

See what you can turf up at MW?

Hmmm. Damn, that's going to take some time.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on March 03, 2011, 10:03:15 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on March 03, 2011, 10:01:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:59:56 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 03, 2011, 09:59:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:51:15 PM
Oh, hell.

You're the one from Mysticwicks that keeps telling us that we aren't "real" discordians, right?

Hi, Eldora.  How's tricks?

I thought she did that at the Bar & Grill. But we aren't going to rely on my memory.



See what you can turf up at MW?

That's where CB found me....

And a damn good find it was too!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 10:04:28 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:01:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:56:55 PM
On Mysticwicks?  I was Little Billy, before I left in disgust.

Ohhhh the annoying whiney troll. You and Charlie both here? How nice.  :kingmeh:

There's nothing keeping you here.  I won't be leaving, of course, and I plan to really enjoy your presence now that you don't have Twinkle protecting you.


Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:01:50 PM

Nope. Still don't remember you saying you were a Discordian.


And you're a liar, too.  How charming.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 10:05:09 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 03, 2011, 10:02:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:59:56 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 03, 2011, 09:59:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:51:15 PM
Oh, hell.

You're the one from Mysticwicks that keeps telling us that we aren't "real" discordians, right?

Hi, Eldora.  How's tricks?

I thought she did that at the Bar & Grill. But we aren't going to rely on my memory.

See what you can turf up at MW?

Hmmm. Damn, that's going to take some time.

Not required.  She's already fessed up.

You know, I'm really going to enjoy this.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on March 03, 2011, 10:06:57 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:01:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:56:55 PM
On Mysticwicks?  I was Little Billy, before I left in disgust.

Ohhhh the annoying whiney troll. You and Charlie both here? How nice.  :kingmeh:

Nope. Still don't remember you saying you were a Discordian.

Quote from: *GrumpButt* on March 03, 2011, 09:57:40 PM
TGGR.. Duh...  :lulz: :lulz:

Hi there DK! :D

GrumpButt  :fap: :mrgreen: :D


Yep, still at EB&G as well. I'm like a plague.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 03, 2011, 10:07:35 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:01:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:56:55 PM
On Mysticwicks?  I was Little Billy, before I left in disgust.

Ohhhh the annoying whiney troll. You and Charlie both here? How nice.  :kingmeh:

Nope. Still don't remember you saying you were a Discordian.



I believe she just called you gentlemen annoying and whiney....  


Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 10:09:59 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 03, 2011, 10:07:35 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:01:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:56:55 PM
On Mysticwicks?  I was Little Billy, before I left in disgust.

Ohhhh the annoying whiney troll. You and Charlie both here? How nice.  :kingmeh:

Nope. Still don't remember you saying you were a Discordian.



I believe she just called you gentlemen annoying and whiney....  




So what?  :lulz:

She's Twinkles little pet.  We'll see how well she does without an admin infracting everyone who disagrees with her vapid bullshit.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: *GrumpButt* on March 03, 2011, 10:11:09 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 03, 2011, 10:03:15 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on March 03, 2011, 10:01:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:59:56 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 03, 2011, 09:59:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:51:15 PM
Oh, hell.

You're the one from Mysticwicks that keeps telling us that we aren't "real" discordians, right?

Hi, Eldora.  How's tricks?

I thought she did that at the Bar & Grill. But we aren't going to rely on my memory.



See what you can turf up at MW?

That's where CB found me....

And a damn good find it was too!


*mwah*
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:11:18 PM
Nope. All you said to me was "Piss off", and you inboxed me a few times trying to get a rise. Kinda like now. it was cute. Kinda like now.

I remember Charlie mentioning he's a Discordian though, but I still would never have said "no you're not". Anyone who says they're Discordian is Discordian. They would know, right?

At least this does explain why both of you are so blatantly, well, you were aggro and Charlie was stupid on MW. Simple trolling. Yays! Hope in humans restored slightly!

Oh, I'm sorry I messed up MW for you. I'm fairly sure this forum is big enough for the both of us.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on March 03, 2011, 10:13:19 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:11:18 PM
Nope. All you said to me was "Piss off", and you inboxed me a few times trying to get a rise. Kinda like now. it was cute. Kinda like now.

I remember Charlie mentioning he's a Discordian though, but I still would never have said "no you're not". Anyone who says they're Discordian is Discordian. They would know, right?

At least this does explain why both of you are so blatantly, well, you were aggro and Charlie was stupid on MW. Simple trolling. Yays! Hope in humans restored slightly!

Oh, I'm sorry I messed up MW for you. I'm fairly sure this forum is big enough for the both of us.

Now I'm stupid? WHO THE FUCK PROMOTED ME?  :argh!:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:14:08 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 03, 2011, 10:13:19 PM
Now I'm stupid? WHO THE FUCK PROMOTED ME?  :argh!:

No no, you pretended to be.

Right?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on March 03, 2011, 10:16:19 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:14:08 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 03, 2011, 10:13:19 PM
Now I'm stupid? WHO THE FUCK PROMOTED ME?  :argh!:

No no, you pretended to be.

Right?

Under which alt?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 03, 2011, 10:16:56 PM
I am chopped liver  :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:

I'm so going to enjoy this.  
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 03, 2011, 10:18:42 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 03, 2011, 10:16:19 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:14:08 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 03, 2011, 10:13:19 PM
Now I'm stupid? WHO THE FUCK PROMOTED ME?  :argh!:

No no, you pretended to be.

Right?

Under which alt?

None of you alts were ever stupid....  :argh!:

Mean as a striped snake maybe, but never stupid!!  :wink:

I on the other hand have had numerous "stupid" alts.  Most of whom I gave away. WAIT, maybe she remembers you as me....
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:22:21 PM
Hold on a second, let me get this straight.

All the mysticwicks trolls come from here?

Well anyways, I'm glad everyone's so excited about my arrival. I'm from evilsod. Bring it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 03, 2011, 10:26:09 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:22:21 PM
Hold on a second, let me get this straight.

All the mysticwicks trolls come from here?

Well anyways, I'm glad everyone's so excited about my arrival. I'm from evilsod. Bring it.

I would lurk and learn a bit before you go saying things like that. 

And we really don't care where you are from.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 10:27:15 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:22:21 PM
Hold on a second, let me get this straight.

All the mysticwicks trolls come from here?

Yes.  You know how every forum has a horrible cunt?

Well, we're ALL horrible cunts here, and we live for petty grudges and feces-flinging.

I am sure you will enjoy your stay.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 10:28:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 03, 2011, 10:26:09 PM
And we really don't care where you are from.

Well, that would depend where her IP resolves to, which I will know as soon as I get to the laptop.

If she's really from SA, then I don't give a shit.  If she's actually from Flint, MI, then I care a great deal, in a rather sadistic way.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 03, 2011, 10:29:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 10:27:15 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:22:21 PM
Hold on a second, let me get this straight.

All the mysticwicks trolls come from here?

Yes.  You know how every forum has a horrible cunt?

Well, we're ALL horrible cunts here, and we live for petty grudges and feces-flinging.

I am sure you will enjoy your stay.

God it's like I'm 5 and it's Christmas and the easy bake oven is under the tree......
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 10:28:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 03, 2011, 10:26:09 PM
And we really don't care where you are from.

Well, that would depend where her IP resolves to, which I will know as soon as I get to the laptop.

If she's really from SA, then I don't give a shit.  If she's actually from Flint, MI, then I care a great deal, in a rather sadistic way.

Well yes, that I understand.  I will enjoy that one myself.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:38:18 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 03, 2011, 10:26:09 PM
I would lurk and learn a bit before you go saying things like that. 

I'm fascinated by what you would do.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 10:27:15 PM
Yes.  You know how every forum has a horrible cunt?

Well, we're ALL horrible cunts here, and we live for petty grudges and feces-flinging.

I am sure you will enjoy your stay.

Is this is supposed to.. distress me?




Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:40:55 PM
And the IP comments? Really? I haven't heard those ones since I was about 15.

What are you expecting, that I'm going to run away from my computer in tears because the big bad men on the forum are gonna track me down and knife me?

This is shameful. Discordians can do better than this surely. You're not even trying - this is.. tacky.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on March 03, 2011, 10:41:55 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:38:18 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 03, 2011, 10:26:09 PM
I would lurk and learn a bit before you go saying things like that. 

I'm fascinated by what you would do.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 10:27:15 PM
Yes.  You know how every forum has a horrible cunt?

Well, we're ALL horrible cunts here, and we live for petty grudges and feces-flinging.

I am sure you will enjoy your stay.

Is this is supposed to.. distress me?






(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/853/untrustworthyarabic.png)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:44:51 PM
I can't view that picture. Something to do with Imageshack
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on March 03, 2011, 10:47:38 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:44:51 PM
I can't view that picture. Something to do with Imageshack
Your problem. Not mine.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:51:00 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 03, 2011, 10:47:38 PM
Your problem. Not mine.

Yeah. I'm sure my life will go unfilfilled. Mope.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on March 03, 2011, 10:51:32 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:51:00 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 03, 2011, 10:47:38 PM
Your problem. Not mine.

Yeah. I'm sure my life will go unfilfilled. Mope.

Good, then my plan is succeeding.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on March 03, 2011, 10:58:16 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 03, 2011, 10:07:35 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:01:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:56:55 PM
On Mysticwicks?  I was Little Billy, before I left in disgust.

Ohhhh the annoying whiney troll. You and Charlie both here? How nice.  :kingmeh:

Nope. Still don't remember you saying you were a Discordian.



I believe she just called you gentlemen annoying and whiney....  




It is good to be loved.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 11:05:24 PM
I meant him only. You I called stupid. -digs own grave deeper-

My death on this forum aside, (which may soon happen as if this forum does move to fast I wont be able to keep up,) I suspect i'm supposed to feel animosity towards quite a few people here already. It's not really happening.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on March 03, 2011, 11:07:31 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 11:05:24 PM
I meant him only. You I called stupid. -digs own grave deeper-

My death on this forum aside, (which may soon happen as if this forum does move to fast I wont be able to keep up,) I suspect i'm supposed to feel animosity towards quite a few people here already. It's not really happening.

Oh but it is happening. All the time. It is inevitable. You should flee.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on March 03, 2011, 11:11:15 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 11:05:24 PM
I meant him only. You I called stupid. -digs own grave deeper-

My death on this forum aside, (which may soon happen as if this forum does move to fast I wont be able to keep up,) I suspect i'm supposed to feel animosity towards quite a few people here already. It's not really happening.

You never did say why you think I'm stupid. I want to be annoying and whiney too.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 11:18:10 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 03, 2011, 11:11:15 PM
You never did say why you think I'm stupid. I want to be annoying and whiney too.

Awww.. I'm sorry. Have that pack of corgis.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 11:19:39 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 03, 2011, 10:29:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 10:27:15 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:22:21 PM
Hold on a second, let me get this straight.

All the mysticwicks trolls come from here?

Yes.  You know how every forum has a horrible cunt?

Well, we're ALL horrible cunts here, and we live for petty grudges and feces-flinging.

I am sure you will enjoy your stay.

God it's like I'm 5 and it's Christmas and the easy bake oven is under the tree......
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 10:28:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 03, 2011, 10:26:09 PM
And we really don't care where you are from.

Well, that would depend where her IP resolves to, which I will know as soon as I get to the laptop.

If she's really from SA, then I don't give a shit.  If she's actually from Flint, MI, then I care a great deal, in a rather sadistic way.

Well yes, that I understand.  I will enjoy that one myself.



Oddly enough, she really is from South Africa.  I find that to be amazing, because she could be Eldora's fucking twin.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 11:20:09 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 11:05:24 PM
I meant him only. You I called stupid. -digs own grave deeper-

My death on this forum aside, (which may soon happen as if this forum does move to fast I wont be able to keep up,) I suspect i'm supposed to feel animosity towards quite a few people here already. It's not really happening.

That's okay, we'll pick up the slack.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 11:19:39 PM
Oddly enough, she really is from South Africa.  I find that to be amazing, because she could be Eldora's fucking twin.

I'm enjoying the tone of surprise.  :lol:

One day someone will tell me who the fuck Eldora is and what makes me so similar to her, yeah?

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 11:20:09 PM
That's okay, we'll pick up the slack.

Good man. I expect experts here, not weak attempts.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sister Fracture on March 03, 2011, 11:24:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 11:20:09 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 11:05:24 PM
I meant him only. You I called stupid. -digs own grave deeper-

My death on this forum aside, (which may soon happen as if this forum does move to fast I wont be able to keep up,) I suspect i'm supposed to feel animosity towards quite a few people here already. It's not really happening.

That's okay, we'll pick up the slack.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 11:47:57 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 11:19:39 PM
Oddly enough, she really is from South Africa.  I find that to be amazing, because she could be Eldora's fucking twin.

I'm enjoying the tone of surprise.  :lol:

One day someone will tell me who the fuck Eldora is and what makes me so similar to her, yeah?

Shit talking and hiding behind the mods, like you do at MW.  Eldora was driven out into the wastelands for that, after the change of regime, here...She was forced to associate with smelly Pagans at MW and Questing Spirits until even they couldn't tolerate her bullshit.

Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 11:20:09 PM
That's okay, we'll pick up the slack.

Good man. I expect experts here, not weak attempts.

I'm quite certain that I don't give a shit for what you expect.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on March 03, 2011, 11:58:36 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 11:19:39 PM
Oddly enough, she really is from South Africa.  I find that to be amazing, because she could be Eldora's fucking twin.

I'm enjoying the tone of surprise.  :lol:

One day someone will tell me who the fuck Eldora is and what makes me so similar to her, yeah?

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 11:20:09 PM
That's okay, we'll pick up the slack.

Good man. I expect experts here, not weak attempts.
Well, since you're not Eldora, welcome. That is always subject to change. Without notice.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 12:11:11 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 03, 2011, 11:58:36 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 11:19:39 PM
Oddly enough, she really is from South Africa.  I find that to be amazing, because she could be Eldora's fucking twin.

I'm enjoying the tone of surprise.  :lol:

One day someone will tell me who the fuck Eldora is and what makes me so similar to her, yeah?

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 11:20:09 PM
That's okay, we'll pick up the slack.

Good man. I expect experts here, not weak attempts.
Well, since you're not Eldora, welcome. That is always subject to change. Without notice.

I do not share this sentiment.  The shit she pulled at MW alone is enough.  Being Eldora wasn't necessary.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Lord Bandog Ablegate the Wiser on March 04, 2011, 12:31:31 AM
Oh hey, and introduction thread. Funny I didn't notice this earlier.

Freeman. Crazy artist, shitty guitarist, pretty decent dancer when drunk.

Want to know more? Google me. (http://www.google.com/search?q=spazmagoog) Or ask.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on March 04, 2011, 12:32:23 AM
Oh Lord. Again?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on March 04, 2011, 12:34:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 12:11:11 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 03, 2011, 11:58:36 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 11:19:39 PM
Oddly enough, she really is from South Africa.  I find that to be amazing, because she could be Eldora's fucking twin.

I'm enjoying the tone of surprise.  :lol:

One day someone will tell me who the fuck Eldora is and what makes me so similar to her, yeah?

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 11:20:09 PM
That's okay, we'll pick up the slack.

Good man. I expect experts here, not weak attempts.
Well, since you're not Eldora, welcome. That is always subject to change. Without notice.

I do not share this sentiment.  The shit she pulled at MW alone is enough.  Being Eldora wasn't necessary.

My hate is weak.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 12:41:10 AM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 04, 2011, 12:31:31 AM
Oh hey, and introduction thread. Funny I didn't notice this earlier.

Freeman. Crazy artist, shitty guitarist, pretty decent dancer when drunk.

Want to know more? Google me. (http://www.google.com/search?q=spazmagoog) Or ask.

My, that's...outlandish.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Adios on March 04, 2011, 12:44:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 12:41:10 AM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 04, 2011, 12:31:31 AM
Oh hey, and introduction thread. Funny I didn't notice this earlier.

Freeman. Crazy artist, shitty guitarist, pretty decent dancer when drunk.

Want to know more? Google me. (http://www.google.com/search?q=spazmagoog) Or ask.

My, that's...outlandish.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on March 04, 2011, 02:36:53 AM
Because MW was brought up. I'm such an awesome troll/horrible cunt that I was banned from MW without ever making a single post. My reputation evidently preceded me.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 04, 2011, 03:33:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 11:19:39 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 03, 2011, 10:29:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 10:27:15 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 10:22:21 PM
Hold on a second, let me get this straight.

All the mysticwicks trolls come from here?

Yes.  You know how every forum has a horrible cunt?

Well, we're ALL horrible cunts here, and we live for petty grudges and feces-flinging.

I am sure you will enjoy your stay.

God it's like I'm 5 and it's Christmas and the easy bake oven is under the tree......
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 10:28:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 03, 2011, 10:26:09 PM
And we really don't care where you are from.

Well, that would depend where her IP resolves to, which I will know as soon as I get to the laptop.

If she's really from SA, then I don't give a shit.  If she's actually from Flint, MI, then I care a great deal, in a rather sadistic way.

Well yes, that I understand.  I will enjoy that one myself.



Oddly enough, she really is from South Africa.  I find that to be amazing, because she could be Eldora's fucking twin.


We shall see how it goes without a fussy admin to hide behind.  I must be losing my touch, I'm not stupid, annoying or whiney.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 04, 2011, 04:38:36 AM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 04, 2011, 12:31:31 AM
Oh hey, and introduction thread. Funny I didn't notice this earlier.

Freeman. Crazy artist, shitty guitarist, pretty decent dancer when drunk.

Want to know more? Google me. (http://www.google.com/search?q=spazmagoog) Or ask.

I can't help but notice that your "real" name has the word "wolf" in it. :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Lord Bandog Ablegate the Wiser on March 04, 2011, 04:44:34 AM
So did Mozart's. Your point?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on March 04, 2011, 04:49:16 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 04, 2011, 04:38:36 AM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 04, 2011, 12:31:31 AM
Oh hey, and introduction thread. Funny I didn't notice this earlier.

Freeman. Crazy artist, shitty guitarist, pretty decent dancer when drunk.

Want to know more? Google me. (http://www.google.com/search?q=spazmagoog) Or ask.

I can't help but notice that your "real" name has the word "wolf" in it. :lulz:
Oh my. This is the gift that keeps on giving.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 04, 2011, 04:50:57 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 04, 2011, 04:38:36 AM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 04, 2011, 12:31:31 AM
Oh hey, and introduction thread. Funny I didn't notice this earlier.

Freeman. Crazy artist, shitty guitarist, pretty decent dancer when drunk.

Want to know more? Google me. (http://www.google.com/search?q=spazmagoog) Or ask.

I can't help but notice that your "real" name has the word "wolf" in it. :lulz:


Quote from: spazmagoog on March 04, 2011, 04:44:34 AM
So did Mozart's. Your point?







Dude are you a werewolf?   :eek:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Lord Bandog Ablegate the Wiser on March 04, 2011, 04:58:08 AM
No, I'm a fucking ninja turtle.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on March 04, 2011, 05:01:22 AM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 04, 2011, 04:58:08 AM
No, I'm a fucking ninja turtle.
Ok, keep your yiff to yourself please.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 04, 2011, 05:51:25 AM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 11:23:21 PM

One day someone will tell me who the fuck Eldora is and what makes me so similar to her, yeah?

No idea who she is, but gather from the other posts she is a total fucking cunt.  You are too, you usurped my intro.  Fuck off.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on March 04, 2011, 05:54:06 AM
Quote from: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 04, 2011, 05:51:25 AM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 11:23:21 PM

One day someone will tell me who the fuck Eldora is and what makes me so similar to her, yeah?

No idea who she is, but gather from the other posts she is a total fucking cunt.  You are too, you usurped my intro.  Fuck off.
'lo whoever you are. I like you already.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 04, 2011, 06:14:34 AM
Quote from: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 04, 2011, 05:51:25 AM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 11:23:21 PM

One day someone will tell me who the fuck Eldora is and what makes me so similar to her, yeah?

No idea who she is, but gather from the other posts she is a total fucking cunt.  You are too, you usurped my intro.  Fuck off.

Shitting on anyone from MysticWicks is a good way to curry favor here. Welcome aboard!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 02:08:45 PM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 04, 2011, 04:44:34 AM
So did Mozart's. Your point?

Mozart was a cunt.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 02:10:56 PM
He had "wolf" in his screenname, what the hell do you expect?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 04, 2011, 02:35:04 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 04, 2011, 04:50:57 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 04, 2011, 04:38:36 AM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 04, 2011, 12:31:31 AM
Oh hey, and introduction thread. Funny I didn't notice this earlier.

Freeman. Crazy artist, shitty guitarist, pretty decent dancer when drunk.

Want to know more? Google me. (http://www.google.com/search?q=spazmagoog) Or ask.

I can't help but notice that your "real" name has the word "wolf" in it. :lulz:


Quote from: spazmagoog on March 04, 2011, 04:44:34 AM
So did Mozart's. Your point?







Dude are you a werewolf?   :eek:


Quote from: spazmagoog on March 04, 2011, 04:58:08 AM
No, I'm a fucking ninja turtle.

Damn asshole I was just asking  :cry:

Fuck off!!!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 03:18:52 PM
The wolf rule is proven once more.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 04, 2011, 03:29:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 03:18:52 PM
The wolf rule is proven once more.

That they are all filthy pagan assholes?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 03:37:11 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 04, 2011, 03:29:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 03:18:52 PM
The wolf rule is proven once more.

That they are all filthy pagan assholes?

Not all are Pagan.  I have met a gun freak furry who calls himself Wolf.

He, too, is a useless fat prick, but not Pagan.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 04, 2011, 03:38:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 03:37:11 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 04, 2011, 03:29:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 03:18:52 PM
The wolf rule is proven once more.

That they are all filthy pagan assholes?

Not all are Pagan.  I have met a gun freak furry who calls himself Wolf.

He, too, is a useless fat prick, but not Pagan.

We need a new species group for these people...
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:22:19 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 04, 2011, 03:38:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 03:37:11 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 04, 2011, 03:29:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 03:18:52 PM
The wolf rule is proven once more.

That they are all filthy pagan assholes?

Not all are Pagan.  I have met a gun freak furry who calls himself Wolf.

He, too, is a useless fat prick, but not Pagan.

We need a new species group for these people...

Call them "Wolverines" they'll prolly think it sounds really cool and go round telling anyone who's bored enough to listen that "this one time a bunch of people on the internets thot I was so cool they called me a wolverine." - Double whammy  8)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 05:22:57 PM
I prefer to call them "shitnecks".
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on March 04, 2011, 05:24:18 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:22:19 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 04, 2011, 03:38:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 03:37:11 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 04, 2011, 03:29:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 03:18:52 PM
The wolf rule is proven once more.

That they are all filthy pagan assholes?

Not all are Pagan.  I have met a gun freak furry who calls himself Wolf.

He, too, is a useless fat prick, but not Pagan.

We need a new species group for these people...

Call them "Wolverines" they'll prolly think it sounds really cool and go round telling anyone who's bored enough to listen that "this one time a bunch of people on the internets thot I was so cool they called me a wolverine." - Double whammy  8)

True story, the mascot for my company is Wolverine, not the eat your face off uber-creature, but that cartoon guy.
Also true story, wolf is part of my last name.

I am a double plus shitneck. :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
I take it calling yourself "coyote" was an almost-but-not-quite denial thing?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 05:26:24 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
I take it calling yourself "coyote" was an almost-but-not-quite denial thing?

Pent, check your email tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Luna on March 04, 2011, 05:26:24 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 04, 2011, 05:24:18 PM

True story, the mascot for my company is Wolverine, not the eat your face off uber-creature, but that cartoon guy.
Also true story, wolf is part of my last name.

I am a double plus shitneck. :lulz:

Nah, the cartoon guy is awesome.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:27:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 05:26:24 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
I take it calling yourself "coyote" was an almost-but-not-quite denial thing?

Pent, check your email tomorrow morning.

Nice try but no cigar. Tomorrow is Saturday - everybody knows there's no such thing as saturday morning  :p
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 05:29:19 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:27:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 05:26:24 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
I take it calling yourself "coyote" was an almost-but-not-quite denial thing?

Pent, check your email tomorrow morning.

Nice try but no cigar. Tomorrow is Saturday - everybody knows there's no such thing as saturday morning  :p

That's why I said tomorrow.

I fully understand that this is for a given value of "tomorrow".  It's just that I'm going to email you the first chapter tomorrow, and since you Eurospags insist on using a different time than us, you should check then, as it will really be "tonight".
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on March 04, 2011, 05:30:48 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
I take it calling yourself "coyote" was an almost-but-not-quite denial thing?

No, it's a, "I shit on fur fucks for idolizing a savage predator by idolizing an obivously horrid scavanger that is filling the vacuum left by wolves as humanity shits all over them." :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:32:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 05:29:19 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:27:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 05:26:24 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
I take it calling yourself "coyote" was an almost-but-not-quite denial thing?

Pent, check your email tomorrow morning.

Nice try but no cigar. Tomorrow is Saturday - everybody knows there's no such thing as saturday morning  :p

That's why I said tomorrow.

I fully understand that this is for a given value of "tomorrow".  It's just that I'm going to email you the first chapter tomorrow, and since you Eurospags insist on using a different time than us, you should check then, as it will really be "tonight".

Looking forward to either arsing this up completely or doing something awesome as fuck. Can't say which but I'm pretty sure there will be no in betweens :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 05:34:12 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 04, 2011, 05:30:48 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
I take it calling yourself "coyote" was an almost-but-not-quite denial thing?

No, it's a, "I shit on fur fucks for idolizing a savage predator by idolizing an obivously horrid scavanger that is filling the vacuum left by wolves as humanity shits all over them." :lulz:

Coyotes are the Kid & Play of the canine world.  Wolves are the Tupac Shakur.

One is sort of silly, and the other is all full of bullet holes.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:36:10 PM
It's also the name of a fuck-awful Joni Mitchell song
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 05:40:47 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:36:10 PM
It's also the name of a fuck-awful Joni Mitchell song

Who?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:44:57 PM
The less you know, the better you'll sleep
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 05:49:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:44:57 PM
The less you know, the better you'll sleep

It's far too late for that.

I live in Tucson.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 06:50:29 PM
in that case have at you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSZcK48cTiU)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on March 04, 2011, 09:10:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 05:34:12 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 04, 2011, 05:30:48 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
I take it calling yourself "coyote" was an almost-but-not-quite denial thing?

No, it's a, "I shit on fur fucks for idolizing a savage predator by idolizing an obivously horrid scavanger that is filling the vacuum left by wolves as humanity shits all over them." :lulz:

Coyotes are the Kid & Play of the canine world.  Wolves are the Tupac Shakur.

One is sort of silly, and the other is all full of bullet holes.
:lulz:

What does that make phoxes?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Luna on March 04, 2011, 09:12:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 04, 2011, 09:10:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 05:34:12 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 04, 2011, 05:30:48 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
I take it calling yourself "coyote" was an almost-but-not-quite denial thing?

No, it's a, "I shit on fur fucks for idolizing a savage predator by idolizing an obivously horrid scavanger that is filling the vacuum left by wolves as humanity shits all over them." :lulz:

Coyotes are the Kid & Play of the canine world.  Wolves are the Tupac Shakur.

One is sort of silly, and the other is all full of bullet holes.
:lulz:

What does that make phoxes?

Dead sexy, apparently.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on March 04, 2011, 09:13:37 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 04, 2011, 09:12:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 04, 2011, 09:10:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 05:34:12 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 04, 2011, 05:30:48 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
I take it calling yourself "coyote" was an almost-but-not-quite denial thing?

No, it's a, "I shit on fur fucks for idolizing a savage predator by idolizing an obivously horrid scavanger that is filling the vacuum left by wolves as humanity shits all over them." :lulz:

Coyotes are the Kid & Play of the canine world.  Wolves are the Tupac Shakur.

One is sort of silly, and the other is all full of bullet holes.
:lulz:

What does that make phoxes?

Dead sexy, apparently.
:lulz: :oops: :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 09:21:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 04, 2011, 09:10:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 05:34:12 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 04, 2011, 05:30:48 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
I take it calling yourself "coyote" was an almost-but-not-quite denial thing?

No, it's a, "I shit on fur fucks for idolizing a savage predator by idolizing an obivously horrid scavanger that is filling the vacuum left by wolves as humanity shits all over them." :lulz:

Coyotes are the Kid & Play of the canine world.  Wolves are the Tupac Shakur.

One is sort of silly, and the other is all full of bullet holes.
:lulz:

What does that make phoxes?

Hot.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on March 04, 2011, 09:33:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 09:21:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 04, 2011, 09:10:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 05:34:12 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 04, 2011, 05:30:48 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
I take it calling yourself "coyote" was an almost-but-not-quite denial thing?

No, it's a, "I shit on fur fucks for idolizing a savage predator by idolizing an obivously horrid scavanger that is filling the vacuum left by wolves as humanity shits all over them." :lulz:

Coyotes are the Kid & Play of the canine world.  Wolves are the Tupac Shakur.

One is sort of silly, and the other is all full of bullet holes.
:lulz:

What does that make phoxes?

Hot.
:oops: :oops: :oops: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :oops: :oops:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Telarus on March 05, 2011, 04:35:46 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:18:07 PM
Quote from: Armond on September 06, 2010, 05:55:49 PM

Practis magick (laugh all you want),

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LANGUAGE?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on March 11, 2011, 09:23:36 PM
*ahem*

I'm back.

And I'm very different.


Pleased to be meeting you all.

:)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:24:14 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on March 11, 2011, 09:23:36 PM
*ahem*

I'm back.

And I'm very different.


Pleased to be meeting you all.

:)

So how are you different?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on March 11, 2011, 09:36:30 PM
Why do you ask?

:)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:38:32 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on March 11, 2011, 09:36:30 PM
Why do you ask?

:)

Because you just sort of left it hanging there.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on March 11, 2011, 09:41:55 PM
And that's the mystery of it.

But to satiate your curiousity...I grew up.

And learned some things about life.

And myself.

And female anatomy.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:43:33 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on March 11, 2011, 09:41:55 PM
And that's the mystery of it.

But to satiate your curiousity...I grew up.

And learned some things about life.

And myself.

And female anatomy.

Why thank you.  I'd hate to have my curiousity all unsataited.   :|

My apologies for showing an interest or trying to have a conversation.  Won't happen again.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on March 11, 2011, 09:48:43 PM
...?

Dammit, did I come off as bitchy?  Fuck this keyboard  :argh!:


Thanks, though, I needed a kick in the pants. I've been arrogant lately
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on March 12, 2011, 12:35:06 AM
Hint: Snide =/= Funny.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on March 12, 2011, 12:50:04 AM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on March 11, 2011, 09:41:55 PM
And that's the mystery of it.

But to satiate your curiousity...I grew up.

And learned some things about life.

And myself.

And female anatomy.

Really? If anything this seems equal is not less than previous.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 12:50:52 AM
Quote from: aedh on March 12, 2011, 12:50:04 AM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on March 11, 2011, 09:41:55 PM
And that's the mystery of it.

But to satiate your curiousity...I grew up.

And learned some things about life.

And myself.

And female anatomy.

Really? If anything this seems equal is not less than previous.

I was just reminded of why I erased her image from my WOMP file, last year.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on March 12, 2011, 01:38:52 AM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on March 11, 2011, 09:23:36 PM
*ahem*

I'm back.

And I'm very different.


Pleased to be meeting you all.

:)

Is it significant that I don't remember who you are?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on March 12, 2011, 06:14:11 AM
Not at all. Don't worry about it. I'm an annoying ass burgers socially bass  ackwards cunt that cares way too much about the opinions of total strangers.

But sometimes I'm okay. 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Earthbound Spirit on March 12, 2011, 06:18:26 AM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on March 12, 2011, 06:14:11 AM
Not at all. Don't worry about it. I'm an annoying ass burgers socially bass  ackwards cunt that cares way too much about the opinions of total strangers.

But sometimes I'm okay. 

I'll leave this alone since you described yourself so well.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on March 12, 2011, 06:33:58 AM
...am I really that bad? *tears* 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 08:05:57 PM
Quote from: Earthbound Spirit on March 12, 2011, 06:18:26 AM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on March 12, 2011, 06:14:11 AM
Not at all. Don't worry about it. I'm an annoying ass burgers socially bass  ackwards cunt that cares way too much about the opinions of total strangers.

But sometimes I'm okay. 

I'll leave this alone since you described yourself so well.  :horrormirth:

Stalk much?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2011, 08:11:04 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on March 12, 2011, 06:14:11 AM
Not at all. Don't worry about it. I'm an annoying ass burgers socially bass  ackwards cunt that cares way too much about the opinions of total strangers.

But sometimes I'm okay. 

I remember you were half of a couple of MW tards, but I can't remember if you were the annoying half or the REALLY annoying half.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 08:16:43 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 12, 2011, 08:11:04 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on March 12, 2011, 06:14:11 AM
Not at all. Don't worry about it. I'm an annoying ass burgers socially bass  ackwards cunt that cares way too much about the opinions of total strangers.

But sometimes I'm okay. 

I remember you were half of a couple of MW tards, but I can't remember if you were the annoying half or the REALLY annoying half.

TCC.  The other one is Firewillow, who seems to have become a little more to our way of thinking when it comes to the role of admins ("elders") on message boards.

Naturally, he's been stripped of his admin-hood and banned from TCC.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on March 12, 2011, 08:18:50 PM
 TCC 'tards. Or even refugees.   :roll:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 08:22:04 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 12, 2011, 08:18:50 PM
TCC 'tards. Or even refugees.   :roll:

Hey, now.  Lizzay and Coyote came from there.

There's no shame in winding up on TCC.  The shame is staying there.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on March 12, 2011, 09:03:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 08:22:04 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 12, 2011, 08:18:50 PM
TCC 'tards. Or even refugees.   :roll:

Hey, now.  Lizzay and Coyote came from there.

There's no shame in winding up on TCC.  The shame is staying there.
I wasn't suggesting there was, (I've spent a fair bit of time there myself) just highlighting the 'refugee' status.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Ari on March 13, 2011, 11:23:08 AM
I hereby proclaim some sort of return... figured I re-introduce myselves here since the old Planeswalker is kinda dead.

Done a lot of fiddling with the mental firmware in the past year(s) and feeling refreshingly happy about the latest results. It feels like some sort of shiny madness; bringing together fun and horror, love and rage and something else which I fail to put into words right here.

I got back into a number of creative projects and look forward to having the results somewhere on this board, possibly torn to pieces and/or enjoyed by you crazy spags.

~Planeswalker
not dead
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Shatterbrain on March 15, 2011, 02:48:31 AM
Eyyyyyy. I've been lurking here for a bit and am (somewhat) active in the Discordian Society 2011 Facebook group. My RL name is Jimbo (yeah, that's totally on my birth cert.), I'm 20 and into all things geeky. Except the stuff that sucks. My opinion is law. But that's just, like, my opinion, man.

(http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd418/TheJ1mb0/ohyeah.jpg)
Here's a picture of me. It's been touched up a bit with the blur tool and the like to fix my complexion and bring out the color of my hair, but if you want some totally raw pictures you'll have to check my Facebook (Check for James O. in the Discordian Society group).

I probably wouldn't read more than a few short paragraphs about a faceless forum newbie, so I assume you wouldn't want to either. You'll learn more in due time. Or you won't, if I decide I don't like this place and stop posting like a week from now. Which happens pretty often. But don't take it personally or anything, I just have a short attention span.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:49:35 AM
Quote from: Shatterbrain on March 15, 2011, 02:48:31 AM
Eyyyyyy. I've been lurking here for a bit and am (somewhat) active in the Discordian Society 2011 Facebook group. My RL name is Jimbo (yeah, that's totally on my birth cert.), I'm 20 and into all things geeky. Except the stuff that sucks. My opinion is law. But that's just, like, my opinion, man.

(http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd418/TheJ1mb0/ohyeah.jpg)
Here's a picture of me. It's been touched up a bit with the blur tool and the like to fix my complexion and bring out the color of my hair, but if you want some totally raw pictures you'll have to check my Facebook (Check for James O. in the Discordian Society group).

I probably wouldn't read more than a few short paragraphs about a faceless forum newbie, so I assume you wouldn't want to either. You'll learn more in due time. Or you won't, if I decide I don't like this place and stop posting like a week from now. Which happens pretty often. But don't take it personally or anything, I just have a short attention span.

Great Scott, they're shipping in Guidos, now.   :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:52:48 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:54:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:52:48 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?
The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:55:50 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:54:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:52:48 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?
The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:58:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:55:50 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:54:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:52:48 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?
The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

The next one is going to be a hipster.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 15, 2011, 02:59:34 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:58:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:55:50 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:54:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:52:48 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?
The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

The next one is going to be a hipster.

Without Buddy Holly glasses, skinny jeans, or flannel? :x
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:00:28 AM
Quote from: Cainad on March 15, 2011, 02:59:34 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:58:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:55:50 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:54:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:52:48 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?
The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

The next one is going to be a hipster.

Without Buddy Holly glasses, skinny jeans, or flannel? :x

And not a tall bike to be seen.  :crankey:

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on March 15, 2011, 03:04:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:00:28 AM
Quote from: Cainad on March 15, 2011, 02:59:34 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:58:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:55:50 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:54:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:52:48 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?
The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

The next one is going to be a hipster.

Without Buddy Holly glasses, skinny jeans, or flannel? :x

And not a tall bike to be seen.  :crankey:



I am buying a penny-farthing and getting a pair of Buddy Holly glasses AND a kilt.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:05:25 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 03:04:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:00:28 AM
Quote from: Cainad on March 15, 2011, 02:59:34 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:58:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:55:50 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:54:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:52:48 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?
The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

The next one is going to be a hipster.

Without Buddy Holly glasses, skinny jeans, or flannel? :x

And not a tall bike to be seen.  :crankey:



I am buying a penny-farthing and getting a pair of Buddy Holly glasses AND a kilt.

That there is the road to perdition, Coyote.  The road to fucking perdition, I say!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on March 15, 2011, 03:06:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:05:25 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 03:04:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:00:28 AM
Quote from: Cainad on March 15, 2011, 02:59:34 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:58:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:55:50 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:54:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:52:48 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?
The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

The next one is going to be a hipster.

Without Buddy Holly glasses, skinny jeans, or flannel? :x

And not a tall bike to be seen.  :crankey:



I am buying a penny-farthing and getting a pair of Buddy Holly glasses AND a kilt.

That there is the road to perdition, Coyote.  The road to fucking perdition, I say!

Wait until I can grow a ratty goatee.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:06:54 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 03:06:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:05:25 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 03:04:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:00:28 AM
Quote from: Cainad on March 15, 2011, 02:59:34 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:58:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:55:50 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:54:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:52:48 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?
The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

The next one is going to be a hipster.

Without Buddy Holly glasses, skinny jeans, or flannel? :x

And not a tall bike to be seen.  :crankey:



I am buying a penny-farthing and getting a pair of Buddy Holly glasses AND a kilt.

That there is the road to perdition, Coyote.  The road to fucking perdition, I say!

Wait until I can grow a ratty goatee.

I may not live that long.  I'm middle-aged, already.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on March 15, 2011, 03:08:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:06:54 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 03:06:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:05:25 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 03:04:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:00:28 AM
Quote from: Cainad on March 15, 2011, 02:59:34 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:58:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:55:50 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:54:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:52:48 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?
The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

The next one is going to be a hipster.

Without Buddy Holly glasses, skinny jeans, or flannel? :x

And not a tall bike to be seen.  :crankey:



I am buying a penny-farthing and getting a pair of Buddy Holly glasses AND a kilt.

That there is the road to perdition, Coyote.  The road to fucking perdition, I say!

Wait until I can grow a ratty goatee.

I may not live that long.  I'm middle-aged, already.

:crankey:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:10:34 AM
:digtbk:

:hammer:

Anyway, Shatterbrain, welcome aboard, even if you don't quite cut the mustard as a Guido.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Shatterbrain on March 15, 2011, 03:13:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:55:50 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:54:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:52:48 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?
The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

(http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd418/TheJ1mb0/awwwwwwyeah.jpg)
Look, a funny new picture! Am I internet popular yet??

QuoteAnyway, Shatterbrain, welcome aboard, even if you don't quite cut the mustard as a Guido.
Thanks :D
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:14:27 AM
Quote from: Shatterbrain on March 15, 2011, 03:13:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:55:50 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:54:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:52:48 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?
The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

(http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd418/TheJ1mb0/awwwwwwyeah.jpg)
Look, a funny new picture! Am I internet popular yet??

QuoteAnyway, Shatterbrain, welcome aboard, even if you don't quite cut the mustard as a Guido.
Thanks :D

Fucking win.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:15:32 AM
We're all about bad photoshop.  For example...

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/nativity_scene1.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Shatterbrain on March 15, 2011, 03:19:53 AM
Most excellent.   :evil:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on March 15, 2011, 03:21:05 AM
Quote from: Shatterbrain on March 15, 2011, 03:13:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:55:50 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:54:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:52:48 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?
The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

(http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd418/TheJ1mb0/awwwwwwyeah.jpg)
Look, a funny new picture! Am I internet popular yet??

QuoteAnyway, Shatterbrain, welcome aboard, even if you don't quite cut the mustard as a Guido.
Thanks :D
I like this one. Can we keep him, Roger? Can we, can we, can we, can we?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:24:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 15, 2011, 03:21:05 AM
Quote from: Shatterbrain on March 15, 2011, 03:13:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:55:50 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:54:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:52:48 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?
The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

(http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd418/TheJ1mb0/awwwwwwyeah.jpg)
Look, a funny new picture! Am I internet popular yet??

QuoteAnyway, Shatterbrain, welcome aboard, even if you don't quite cut the mustard as a Guido.
Thanks :D
I like this one. Can we keep him, Roger? Can we, can we, can we, can we?

Okay, but you know he really looks like this:

(http://static.jokes-db.com/img/funnypictures/strange-people/fat_guy_in_a_diaper.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on March 15, 2011, 03:25:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:24:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 15, 2011, 03:21:05 AM
Quote from: Shatterbrain on March 15, 2011, 03:13:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:55:50 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:54:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:52:48 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?
The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

(http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd418/TheJ1mb0/awwwwwwyeah.jpg)
Look, a funny new picture! Am I internet popular yet??

QuoteAnyway, Shatterbrain, welcome aboard, even if you don't quite cut the mustard as a Guido.
Thanks :D
I like this one. Can we keep him, Roger? Can we, can we, can we, can we?

Okay, but you know he really looks like this:

(http://static.jokes-db.com/img/funnypictures/strange-people/fat_guy_in_a_diaper.jpg)
Point?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:27:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 15, 2011, 03:25:37 AM

Point?  :lulz:

Just pointing out the laws of SCIENCE as they apply to the internet.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on March 15, 2011, 03:28:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:27:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 15, 2011, 03:25:37 AM

Point?  :lulz:

Just pointing out the laws of SCIENCE as they apply to the internet.
Fair 'nuff.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Shatterbrain on March 15, 2011, 03:50:28 AM
Slightly more accurate:
(http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd418/TheJ1mb0/moreaccurate.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:51:28 AM
Quote from: Shatterbrain on March 15, 2011, 03:50:28 AM
Slightly more accurate:
(http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd418/TheJ1mb0/moreaccurate.jpg)

:spittake:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on March 15, 2011, 03:54:04 AM
Quote from: Shatterbrain on March 15, 2011, 03:50:28 AM
Slightly more accurate:
(http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd418/TheJ1mb0/moreaccurate.jpg)

Fucking yes.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Telarus on March 15, 2011, 06:54:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:15:32 AM
We're all about bad photoshop.  For example...

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/nativity_scene1.jpg)


OMFG Roger. I'm so using that in that project I asked you about (I'll have an opportunity to touch up the cut-scenes after the final deadline for the forum release).
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Luna on March 15, 2011, 09:45:39 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.
Yep.  Photo is a model, name of David Entinghe.

http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1160414

Dude, if you're gonna lie on the internet, at least use a photo that doesn't take me 30 seconds or less to track down.

ETA:  I do, however, approve of pictures of eye candy.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Shatterbrain on March 15, 2011, 01:12:06 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 15, 2011, 09:45:39 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.
Yep.  Photo is a model, name of David Entinghe.

http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1160414

Dude, if you're gonna lie on the internet, at least use a photo that doesn't take me 30 seconds or less to track down.

ETA:  I do, however, approve of pictures of eye candy.

Shit, for a second there I thought I had everyone fooled.  :roll:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Luna on March 15, 2011, 01:42:05 PM
Quote from: Shatterbrain on March 15, 2011, 01:12:06 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 15, 2011, 09:45:39 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.
Yep.  Photo is a model, name of David Entinghe.

http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1160414

Dude, if you're gonna lie on the internet, at least use a photo that doesn't take me 30 seconds or less to track down.

ETA:  I do, however, approve of pictures of eye candy.

Shit, for a second there I thought I had everyone fooled.  :roll:

Nah, but at least make me work for it for crapsake.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Shatterbrain on March 15, 2011, 02:07:31 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 15, 2011, 01:42:05 PM
Quote from: Shatterbrain on March 15, 2011, 01:12:06 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 15, 2011, 09:45:39 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 02:49:56 AM
Pretend guidos.
Yep.  Photo is a model, name of David Entinghe.

http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1160414

Dude, if you're gonna lie on the internet, at least use a photo that doesn't take me 30 seconds or less to track down.

ETA:  I do, however, approve of pictures of eye candy.

Shit, for a second there I thought I had everyone fooled.  :roll:

Nah, but at least make me work for it for crapsake.
That would imply that I would have to do even more work than you in order to conceal its origins from you.

I'm barely dedicated enough to sit through an entire shit, let alone look up an obscure picture of an attractive male and elaborately doctor the photo to throw you off its' trail in order to complete my master scheme of tricking everyone on the forums into thinking I'm a guido.

I think that might've been a bit more pathetic than funny, anyway.

edit: typo, spacing, fuck the preview button.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 02:23:47 PM
Quote from: Shatterbrain on March 15, 2011, 02:07:31 PM
I'm barely dedicated enough to sit through an entire shit,

You just aren't serious about having a good time.

TGRR,
Creator of MASSIVE shits.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 15, 2011, 08:09:39 PM
I love promising noobs. They either turn out to be cool people or the best trolls, both of which are win in my book. You hear that noob - I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!

* please turn out to be a troll, tho, I've had my fill of cool people this year
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Shatterbrain on March 15, 2011, 08:19:26 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 15, 2011, 08:09:39 PM
I love promising noobs. They either turn out to be cool people or the best trolls, both of which are win in my book. You hear that noob - I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!

* please turn out to be a troll, tho, I've had my fill of cool people this year

I'm both.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 15, 2011, 08:27:49 PM
Quote from: Shatterbrain on March 15, 2011, 08:19:26 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 15, 2011, 08:09:39 PM
I love promising noobs. They either turn out to be cool people or the best trolls, both of which are win in my book. You hear that noob - I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!

* please turn out to be a troll, tho, I've had my fill of cool people this year

I'm both.

Okay - troll us with panache!  :pokewithstick:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Shatterbrain on March 16, 2011, 03:02:16 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 15, 2011, 08:27:49 PM
Quote from: Shatterbrain on March 15, 2011, 08:19:26 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 15, 2011, 08:09:39 PM
I love promising noobs. They either turn out to be cool people or the best trolls, both of which are win in my book. You hear that noob - I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!

* please turn out to be a troll, tho, I've had my fill of cool people this year

I'm both.

Okay - troll us with panache!  :pokewithstick:

Nahh, I don't start provoking arguments until I get bored of legitimate discussion. Ask any of my past girlfriends.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 16, 2011, 03:05:12 PM
Quote from: Shatterbrain on March 16, 2011, 03:02:16 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 15, 2011, 08:27:49 PM
Quote from: Shatterbrain on March 15, 2011, 08:19:26 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 15, 2011, 08:09:39 PM
I love promising noobs. They either turn out to be cool people or the best trolls, both of which are win in my book. You hear that noob - I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!

* please turn out to be a troll, tho, I've had my fill of cool people this year

I'm both.

Okay - troll us with panache!  :pokewithstick:

Nahh, I don't start provoking arguments until I get bored of legitimate discussion. Ask any of my past girlfriends.

Then you are not a troll.....  :cry:

Damn hopes all up for nothing.......  again.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on March 17, 2011, 09:02:16 PM
I think we scared all the credible Trolls off.  They have a bit of a nose around first, lurk for a bit,  see that unlimited #6 thread, think "Fuck that noise", and pick somewhere that won't surgically dissect them with such clinical precision and sadistic glee.
In short, none of them seem to be worthy enough to get past how fucking awesome we are we can be on a good day.
Quote from: Shatterbrain on March 16, 2011, 03:02:16 PM

Nahh, I don't start provoking arguments until I get bored of legitimate discussion. Ask any of my past girlfriends.
Sometimes provoking arguments is the only way to get a legitimate discussion. (Whatever the fuck one of them is) 
If it's not worth squabbling over, then it's rarely worth discussion anyway.    
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Tuesday on March 19, 2011, 08:22:16 AM
Young, girlish and full of hate.  My name is tuesday.  Nice to meet you.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on March 19, 2011, 09:44:30 AM
Likewise. Perhaps. Filled with hate already is a good start though. What on Earth made you want to start posting here?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on March 19, 2011, 03:40:48 PM
Quote from: Tuesday on March 19, 2011, 08:22:16 AM
Young, girlish and full of hate.  My name is tuesday.  Nice to meet you.

Hello again, Eden's Garden.  Did EBS ask you to spy for him, since he's been banned for life?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on March 19, 2011, 04:05:14 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 19, 2011, 03:40:48 PM
Quote from: Tuesday on March 19, 2011, 08:22:16 AM
Young, girlish and full of hate.  My name is tuesday.  Nice to meet you.

Hello again, Eden's Garden.  Did EBS ask you to spy for him, since he's been banned for life?

LOL

Pro-tip EG. Don't use amusing lines that someone from PD posted in TCC as a sig.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on March 19, 2011, 04:07:49 PM
Quote from: Tuesday on March 19, 2011, 08:22:16 AM
Young, girlish and full of hate.  My name is tuesday.  Nice to meet you.

Using Tor wont help you when the site keeps a log of every IP you use in an easily accessible place.

Just thought you'd like to know.

You really have to commit to these kind of things.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on March 19, 2011, 04:08:42 PM
There's also the fact that her very post here told us who she was outright. :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on March 19, 2011, 04:16:13 PM
And PMs in my inbox that I saved  8)

Ah, this is fun
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on March 19, 2011, 04:29:18 PM
Yeah it is. :lol:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2011, 04:41:41 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 19, 2011, 04:29:18 PM
Yeah it is. :lol:

Taking the IP to add to the EBS fuckery.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on March 19, 2011, 04:43:56 PM
Excellent.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2011, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 19, 2011, 03:40:48 PM
Quote from: Tuesday on March 19, 2011, 08:22:16 AM
Young, girlish and full of hate.  My name is tuesday.  Nice to meet you.

Hello again, Eden's Garden.  Did EBS ask you to spy for him, since he's been banned for life?

Is probably EBS using Eden's Garden's account.

The dumbfuck thinks Tor is the end-all, be-all on internet assfuckery (ie, I told him two tricks a while back, and now he thinks he's darth fucking vader).
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on March 19, 2011, 04:57:26 PM
I did manage to shame many TCC admins while using Tor, but that was equally aided by their own stupidity (like banning the IP, but not the account and so on).  I believe there may be inflated expectations.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on March 19, 2011, 04:57:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2011, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 19, 2011, 03:40:48 PM
Quote from: Tuesday on March 19, 2011, 08:22:16 AM
Young, girlish and full of hate.  My name is tuesday.  Nice to meet you.

Hello again, Eden's Garden.  Did EBS ask you to spy for him, since he's been banned for life?

Is probably EBS using Eden's Garden's account.

The dumbfuck thinks Tor is the end-all, be-all on internet assfuckery (ie, I told him two tricks a while back, and now he thinks he's darth fucking vader).

HAH! :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on March 19, 2011, 04:58:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2011, 04:57:26 PM
I did manage to shame many TCC admins while using Tor, but that was equally aided by their own stupidity (like banning the IP, but not the account and so on).  I believe there may be inflated expectations.

You're also smarter than the aaaaaverage TCCer.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2011, 05:12:51 PM
Spoke to EG, and she apparently had no idea anyone was using her account.   :lulz:

That's tough.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on March 19, 2011, 05:20:19 PM
Hmm.

Either she's lying and gave EBS the account details, in which case she deserved to be banned and EBS has no problem with the kind of dirty tricks which would get us flayed alive on TCC,

OR

EBS somehow gained access to her account without her permission.  Perhaps through information gathered on TCC?

Either possibility merits further speculation.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on March 19, 2011, 05:21:29 PM
It's entirely possible she used the same password for here as on TCC, and he just gusessed right.

Of course, that's being optimistic to the point of stupidity. :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2011, 05:26:16 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 19, 2011, 05:21:29 PM
It's entirely possible she used the same password for here as on TCC, and he just gusessed right.

Of course, that's being optimistic to the point of stupidity. :lulz:

Oh, dear.... :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on March 19, 2011, 05:27:52 PM
But then how did he get the TCC password?  TCC uses the same software as us, and I can't get your password (or anyone elses, for that matter).

If EG is telling the truth, then something very fishy is going on.  But at the same time, I cant believe EBS alone would have the technical capability to pull something like that off.  So either she's lying or we're missing part of the bigger picture.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2011, 05:28:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2011, 05:27:52 PM
But then how did he get the TCC password?  TCC uses the same software as us, and I can't get your password (or anyone elses, for that matter).

If EG is telling the truth, then something very fishy is going on.  But at the same time, I cant believe EBS alone would have the technical capability to pull something like that off.  So either she's lying or we're missing part of the bigger picture.


Doesn't matter, I'm going to fuck them both over.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on March 19, 2011, 05:31:33 PM
Well, I err on the side of lying because apparently no-one at TCC has any technical skills at all.

But I'm just thinking it through, just in case.  Besides, if you wanted to cause even more trouble, you could take EG at her word and then label EBS as a malicious hacker.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on March 19, 2011, 05:35:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2011, 05:31:33 PM
Besides, if you wanted to cause even more trouble, you could take EG at her word and then label EBS as a malicious hacker.
Oh, should I?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2011, 05:35:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2011, 05:31:33 PM
Well, I err on the side of lying because apparently no-one at TCC has any technical skills at all.

But I'm just thinking it through, just in case.  Besides, if you wanted to cause even more trouble, you could take EG at her word and then label EBS as a malicious hacker.

Just in case, I banned her account.  I KNOW it was him using it, which is reason enough.  I am open to unbanning it if this ever gets resolved.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Aucoq on March 19, 2011, 05:36:01 PM
I admire the courage of the mouse that charges into the snake pit.  It might be a bad idea though. :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on March 19, 2011, 06:58:44 PM
And there's Snakes, and then there's Snakes. And the kind of snake they're used to in TCC, actually has furry tendencies. Probably tricked poor Mousey into being a Canary type thing.

"Oh go on, you'll be fine, all you have to do is butter up Old Howl with compliments on his whatever, and you're in there!"

But they weren't counting on teh Freeky being on Patrol. Could have gone all the way to "Hammatime", and got really messy I suppose. Lucky lickle Mousey.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on March 19, 2011, 08:20:22 PM
 :lulz: furries
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 19, 2011, 08:36:22 PM
TCC people acting like the fucked-up douche-bags they accuse PD-ers of being is really starting to piss me off. Hypocritical fucksticks are going to give me an ulcer.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Hoser McRhizzy on March 21, 2011, 03:21:22 AM
Name: Hozer McRhizzy
Holy Name:  ear wax something something
Alias:  Nurse Rhizome, Rhiz
Age: 33
School: All the fucking time.
Leisure: Eggs and posters, but there's not much else outside of school.  I eat, sleep and shit institutionalizing edumacation.

So salut, you fabulous spaggots!  :)  I've never posted much here, and only posted once or twice a month since last summer.  Mainly because I feel like less of a creeper if I come out of lurk mode every now and then and do more than steal kick ass posters.

Tonight, I have one of those "Get this done or everything falls apart" work deadlines looming and thought that of course now would be the perfect time to change my user name and post a re-introduction.  When this latest round of deadlines is over, I'll edit one of the brain-vomits and post.

Arbitrary news: I 'liked' a display case in my department with a sticky note and a drawn-on thumbs-up, and it's been there for 3 months.  Makes me smile every time I see it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Telarus on March 21, 2011, 03:48:36 AM
Welcome back!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on March 21, 2011, 04:04:27 AM
Quote from: Hoser McRhizzy on March 21, 2011, 03:21:22 AM
Name: Hozer McRhizzy
Holy Name:  ear wax something something
Alias:  Nurse Rhizome, Rhiz
Age: 33
School: All the fucking time.
Leisure: Eggs and posters, but there's not much else outside of school.  I eat, sleep and shit institutionalizing edumacation.

So salut, you fabulous spaggots!  :)  I've never posted much here, and only posted once or twice a month since last summer.  Mainly because I feel like less of a creeper if I come out of lurk mode every now and then and do more than steal kick ass posters.

Tonight, I have one of those "Get this done or everything falls apart" work deadlines looming and thought that of course now would be the perfect time to change my user name and post a re-introduction.  When this latest round of deadlines is over, I'll edit one of the brain-vomits and post.

Makes me smile
Hi Nursey, or Rhizzy or whatever you prefer,  Welcome back,  good to see you, and using "After my Deadlines" is a dangerously close clone to  terminal procrastination. Because for people who proscribe to " Deadlines" at all,  there will always be one more of the fuckers to work on. Try thinking of them as "Be -good- if -I- get- this- done Lines" instead. "Dead" has way too many negative implications to have cracking the whip over your day to day shit. If something really does have to get done by somewhen, then it will get done. If it doesn't, then it was lying about it's importance, and will just have to fucking wait.

PS, I bet hardly anything will actually fall apart if you don't finish. Deadlines are designed to instill a disproportionate sense of urgency over people who are far too busy in the first place,  to be just one person.  

ETA. Now get back to  work!

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Hoser McRhizzy on March 21, 2011, 04:21:41 AM
Thanks, Telarus!  

I never left (I hear no one ever really leaves), just got really lurky.  But I've missed hashing through and thinking with the ideas here, so hopefully I'll get out of the habit of typing responses that just go in the PD doc.

Quote from: BadBeast on March 21, 2011, 04:04:27 AM
If something really does have to get done by somewhen, then it will get done. If it doesn't, then it was lying about it's importance, and will just have to fucking wait.

PS, I bet hardly anything will actually fall apart if you don't finish. Deadlines are designed to instill a disproportionate sense of urgency over people who are far too busy in the first place,  to be just one person. 

:lol:  Nice.

What happens if I don't finish all of these little things is I get tossed out of school.  Which I could deal with, but it's the plan for now.

But I like your point to the power of much.  These deadlines do have an unwarranted self-importance and need to be taken down a few notches.

Ah, PD... you continue to pull the stick out of my ass...

QuoteETA. Now get back to  work!

That's the plan.  Thanks again for the welcome back.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AliceTheProfessional on March 21, 2011, 08:58:40 AM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d91/FightClub05/09-1.jpg)

I (on the left) am a 20 yr old bipedal caucasian female currently residing in Montreal, Canada. Previous inhabitant of Los Angeles, California and Toronto, Canada respectively.

I currently work at a Community center in Montreal, answering phones, filing papers, and supervising children. At least that is what I'll be adding to my CV, I usually work evenings/nights so most of the time I just sit around and read. I'm waiting on residency so that I can go to school for a reasonable price once I'm able to go back to school I will most likely continue studying political science, philosophy, economics and business.

Um, found this site by accident less than a week ago when I googled the word "Discordia" for reasons I will not get into now. As a result of that search I've read a bit of Principia Discordia (funny stuff) and ended up here. I don't know what the hell this is or why I'm here but chances are I'm not going anywhere anytime soon so you'll just have to get to know me.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on March 21, 2011, 10:55:08 AM
Well, Hi Alice, and welcome to PD. You're not immediately striking me as stupid, or offensive, or even rude, you're easy enough on the eye too, (Which shouldn't really make any difference, but it generally does) But that's just my initial impression, and not worth the paper it would have been written on if I was writing on paper. I could just as easily swing right around on that, and not even think once. If you'd lurked for a bit, and read some of the "Unlimited" threads, you'd have seen a necky n00b or two getting torn to little mushy pieces, devoured, then shat back out before their feet had even touched the ground. But they mostly deserved it, and were given chance after chance to wise up, and to be fair, some of them did just that.  But the others,  :evil:. . . . . well, you'll find out about them, if you've any sense of self preservation, sooner rather than later. But welcome, anyway, I expect you'll do just fine. Probably.   
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AliceTheProfessional on March 21, 2011, 08:07:33 PM
thanks for the welcome, cheers
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cain on March 21, 2011, 08:08:28 PM
Hi.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 21, 2011, 09:14:53 PM
hello Alice.
Because of the fuzziness of your photo I can't really confirm that you bipedal.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Faust on March 21, 2011, 09:33:22 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 21, 2011, 09:14:53 PM
hello Alice.
Because of the fuzziness of your photo I can't really confirm that you bipedal.
The paper maché decoy beside her is actually to disguise her back legs, for you see she is a crafty horse in disguise.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2011, 09:43:57 PM
Quote from: Hoser McRhizzy on March 21, 2011, 03:21:22 AM
Name: Hozer McRhizzy
Holy Name:  ear wax something something
Alias:  Nurse Rhizome, Rhiz
Age: 33
School: All the fucking time.
Leisure: Eggs and posters, but there's not much else outside of school.  I eat, sleep and shit institutionalizing edumacation.

So salut, you fabulous spaggots!  :)  I've never posted much here, and only posted once or twice a month since last summer.  Mainly because I feel like less of a creeper if I come out of lurk mode every now and then and do more than steal kick ass posters.

Tonight, I have one of those "Get this done or everything falls apart" work deadlines looming and thought that of course now would be the perfect time to change my user name and post a re-introduction.  When this latest round of deadlines is over, I'll edit one of the brain-vomits and post.

Arbitrary news: I 'liked' a display case in my department with a sticky note and a drawn-on thumbs-up, and it's been there for 3 months.  Makes me smile every time I see it.

Hello, spag; I welcome you, even as I barely skim your post. I have determined that you are OK and as such, are invited into our dank, moist, inner sanctum.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2011, 09:45:50 PM
Hello, Alice; I remain suspicious that you are a government plant, but I will await your textual proof that you are a real person and not a 45-year-old CIA employee in a cube in Bremerton, WA.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on March 22, 2011, 01:43:07 AM
Hi Alice,

Fuck you.

Love,
LMNO
-in leiu of Hunter S Durden.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AliceTheProfessional on March 22, 2011, 02:35:54 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 09:45:50 PM
Hello, Alice; I remain suspicious that you are a government plant, but I will await your textual proof that you are a real person and not a 45-year-old CIA employee in a cube in Bremerton, WA.

I am totally not with The Man, man. I partake in many counter cultural pastimes such as rock n roll music (eg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIJNoeDyrV8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIJNoeDyrV8) ) and even once in awhile relaxing with a nice mojito and perhaps even smoking a cannabis-ah marihuana cigarette.

Now that I've put you at ease, speak slowly and clearly into the microphone. And don't worry, the bleach will only burn for a moment...
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Juana on March 22, 2011, 03:17:49 AM
:lulz: I think I like you, Alice.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AliceTheProfessional on March 22, 2011, 06:08:42 AM
Awesome!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on March 22, 2011, 07:10:56 AM
Quote from: AliceTheProfessional on March 22, 2011, 06:08:42 AM
Awesome!  :mrgreen:
I like what you did to your eyes. Can you still see out of them?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AliceTheProfessional on March 23, 2011, 06:12:03 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 22, 2011, 07:10:56 AM
Quote from: AliceTheProfessional on March 22, 2011, 06:08:42 AM
Awesome!  :mrgreen:
I like what you did to your eyes. Can you still see out of them?

No, but they look hella cool. Or so I've been told...
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on March 23, 2011, 09:28:24 AM
Quote from: AliceTheProfessional on March 23, 2011, 06:12:03 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 22, 2011, 07:10:56 AM
Quote from: AliceTheProfessional on March 22, 2011, 06:08:42 AM
Awesome!  :mrgreen:
I like what you did to your eyes. Can you still see out of them?

No, but they look hella cool. Or so I've been told...
I suppose if you have eyes like that, people are happy to lead you around for the kudos of having such a "differently abled" creature in their charge.
Who's your Mate, doing the slutty Pirate thing with you on the car roof? 
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AliceTheProfessional on March 23, 2011, 10:06:43 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 23, 2011, 09:28:24 AM
Quote from: AliceTheProfessional on March 23, 2011, 06:12:03 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 22, 2011, 07:10:56 AM
Quote from: AliceTheProfessional on March 22, 2011, 06:08:42 AM
Awesome!  :mrgreen:
I like what you did to your eyes. Can you still see out of them?

No, but they look hella cool. Or so I've been told...
I suppose if you have eyes like that, people are happy to lead you around for the kudos of having such a "differently abled" creature in their charge.
Who's your Mate, doing the slutty Pirate thing with you on the car roof? 

Thats my bestie
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on March 23, 2011, 10:48:04 PM
Quote from: AliceTheProfessional on March 23, 2011, 10:06:43 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 23, 2011, 09:28:24 AM
Quote from: AliceTheProfessional on March 23, 2011, 06:12:03 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 22, 2011, 07:10:56 AM
Quote from: AliceTheProfessional on March 22, 2011, 06:08:42 AM
Awesome!  :mrgreen:
I like what you did to your eyes. Can you still see out of them?

No, but they look hella cool. Or so I've been told...
I suppose if you have eyes like that, people are happy to lead you around for the kudos of having such a "differently abled" creature in their charge.
Who's your Mate, doing the slutty Pirate thing with you on the car roof?  

Thats my bestie
Only she looks like the kind of girl that my parents warned me to keep well away from. Co-incidently, she also looks like a younger version of my the Mother of my children. She never got the hang of co-ordinating fluoro stripes either.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2011, 11:08:21 PM
How can you even tell from that grainy-ass pic?

I see two shapes that are probably hot chicks.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on March 23, 2011, 11:25:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 23, 2011, 11:08:21 PM
How can you even tell from that grainy-ass pic?

I see two shapes that are probably hot chicks.
Me too. But the socks, and the air of casual indifference are unmistakable.     
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AliceTheProfessional on March 24, 2011, 02:19:05 AM
D: it wasnt our fault the picture was grainy we used a disposable camera & the pictures came back like crap. thats what we get for using film in the age of digital

heres a more clear picture. venice beach 2007 or 08

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d91/FightClub05/1345.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 02:23:44 AM
Quote from: AliceTheProfessional on March 24, 2011, 02:19:05 AM
D: it wasnt our fault the picture was grainy we used a disposable camera & the pictures came back like crap. thats what we get for using film in the age of digital

heres a more clear picture. venice beach 2007 or 08

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d91/FightClub05/1345.jpg)

Is that Jimmy Hendrix guy still rollerskating his way around Venice Beach with his guitar and mini-amps?

Because that guy is the only justification for that place.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on March 24, 2011, 02:24:12 AM
Quote from: AliceTheProfessional on March 24, 2011, 02:19:05 AM
D: it wasnt our fault the picture was grainy we used a disposable camera & the pictures came back like crap. thats what we get for using film in the age of digital

heres a more clear picture. venice beach 2007 or 08


You have to understand that, to BadBeast, that first picture was as clear as, say, the reality in which he finds himself, not only a product of the perpetual fog of the Brit bastard's home but also the particularly dedicated attitude he holds toward mind altering substances.   :)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 02:25:55 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 24, 2011, 02:24:12 AM
Quote from: AliceTheProfessional on March 24, 2011, 02:19:05 AM
D: it wasnt our fault the picture was grainy we used a disposable camera & the pictures came back like crap. thats what we get for using film in the age of digital

heres a more clear picture. venice beach 2007 or 08


You have to understand that, to BadBeast, that first picture was as clear as, say, the reality in which he finds himself, not only a product of the perpetual fog of the Brit bastard's home but also the particularly dedicated attitude he holds toward mind altering substances.   :)

Seriously.  BB doesn't actually see WOMPs unless you hit the distort button about 20 times.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 24, 2011, 02:31:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 02:23:44 AM
Quote from: AliceTheProfessional on March 24, 2011, 02:19:05 AM
D: it wasnt our fault the picture was grainy we used a disposable camera & the pictures came back like crap. thats what we get for using film in the age of digital

heres a more clear picture. venice beach 2007 or 08

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d91/FightClub05/1345.jpg)

Is that Jimmy Hendrix guy still rollerskating his way around Venice Beach with his guitar and mini-amps?

Because that guy is the only justification for that place.

Not true. there's also the breakdancing midget with backwards feet.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 02:32:37 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 24, 2011, 02:31:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 02:23:44 AM
Quote from: AliceTheProfessional on March 24, 2011, 02:19:05 AM
D: it wasnt our fault the picture was grainy we used a disposable camera & the pictures came back like crap. thats what we get for using film in the age of digital

heres a more clear picture. venice beach 2007 or 08

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d91/FightClub05/1345.jpg)

Is that Jimmy Hendrix guy still rollerskating his way around Venice Beach with his guitar and mini-amps?

Because that guy is the only justification for that place.

Not true. there's also the breakdancing midget with backwards feet.

The fact that I spent a day there and missed that fills my heart with rage.  :tgrr:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 24, 2011, 02:40:24 AM
Well, I worked there in 2000. No idea if he's still there.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 02:41:49 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 24, 2011, 02:40:24 AM
Well, I worked there in 2000. No idea if he's still there.

I was there in 1999-ish.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AliceTheProfessional on March 24, 2011, 02:58:47 AM
Harry Perry! Yes he is still there!  :mrgreen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYatxTXirF8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYatxTXirF8)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 03:01:58 AM
Quote from: AliceTheProfessional on March 24, 2011, 02:58:47 AM
Harry Perry! Yes he is still there!  :mrgreen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYatxTXirF8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYatxTXirF8)

:hammer:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 24, 2011, 02:43:08 PM
I find myself fearful of the alleged breakdancing midget.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 03:17:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 02:43:08 PM
I find myself fearful of the alleged breakdancing midget.

Midgets are a scourge sent by the Gods.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 24, 2011, 04:53:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 03:17:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 02:43:08 PM
I find myself fearful of the alleged breakdancing midget.

Midgets are a scourge sent by the Gods.

Fun to toss though....
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 05:20:53 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 24, 2011, 04:53:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 03:17:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 02:43:08 PM
I find myself fearful of the alleged breakdancing midget.

Midgets are a scourge sent by the Gods.

Fun to toss though....
That's Dwarfs, you Philistine!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Luna on March 24, 2011, 05:22:12 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 05:20:53 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 24, 2011, 04:53:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 03:17:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 02:43:08 PM
I find myself fearful of the alleged breakdancing midget.

Midgets are a scourge sent by the Gods.

Fun to toss though....
That's Dwarfs, you Philistine!

Midgets you put in teams of six or more and sent out to wrestle large, large men.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 05:40:18 PM
Facing shortcomings.
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/faceslide-7cd.gif)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Telarus on March 24, 2011, 06:42:15 PM
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=dwarf+muay+thai
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Zoot A. Larz on March 26, 2011, 12:30:18 AM
Well. Figure it's high time that I at least tell you guys and gals who I am, considering I decided to register and whatnot.

So let's begin:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 02:31:53 AM
All the real Discordians left in a bobsleigh, about 6 months ago, to seek The Philosopher's Bone.
It's all Baptists, Seventh Day Adventists, and a few Breatharians now.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on March 26, 2011, 04:47:04 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 02:31:53 AM
All the real Discordians left in a bobsleigh, about 6 months ago, to seek The Philosopher's Bone.
It's all Baptists, Seventh Day Adventists, and a few Breatharians now.
And Phox.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 26, 2011, 04:56:22 AM
hello Jon...
Didn't your professors warn you about using Wikipedia?


oh and
Discordians lol
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 05:09:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 26, 2011, 04:47:04 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 02:31:53 AM
All the real Discordians left in a bobsleigh, about 6 months ago, to seek The Philosopher's Bone.
It's all Baptists, Seventh Day Adventists, and a few Breatharians now.
And Phox.
Yeah, and Phox. She's a self perpetuating, self contained system of Deity, Priestess, and Devoted Jihadist (and a whole bunch of other shit I can't mention)  rolled in to one, Phoxxy bundle.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Phox on March 26, 2011, 05:45:44 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 05:09:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 26, 2011, 04:47:04 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 02:31:53 AM
All the real Discordians left in a bobsleigh, about 6 months ago, to seek The Philosopher's Bone.
It's all Baptists, Seventh Day Adventists, and a few Breatharians now.
And Phox.
Yeah, and Phox. She's a self perpetuating, self contained system of Deity, Priestess, and Devoted Jihadist (and a whole bunch of other shit I can't mention)  rolled in to one, Phoxxy bundle.
Precisely.

Also, hello Jon, I'm a horrible cunt. Be alarmed.  :wink:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on March 26, 2011, 07:57:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 26, 2011, 05:45:44 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 05:09:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 26, 2011, 04:47:04 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 02:31:53 AM
All the real Discordians left in a bobsleigh, about 6 months ago, to seek The Philosopher's Bone.
It's all Baptists, Seventh Day Adventists, and a few Breatharians now.
And Phox.
Yeah, and Phox. She's a self perpetuating, self contained system of Deity, Priestess, and Devoted Jihadist (and a whole bunch of other shit I can't mention)  rolled in to one, Phoxxy bundle.
Precisely.

Also, hello Jon, I'm a horrible cunt. Be alarmed.  :wink:

Currently Fedexing a raping to you.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 07:58:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 26, 2011, 05:45:44 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 05:09:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 26, 2011, 04:47:04 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 02:31:53 AM
All the real Discordians left in a bobsleigh, about 6 months ago, to seek The Philosopher's Bone.
It's all Baptists, Seventh Day Adventists, and a few Breatharians now.
And Phox.
Yeah, and Phox. She's a self perpetuating, self contained system of Deity, Priestess, and Devoted Jihadist (and a whole bunch of other shit I can't mention)  rolled in to one, Phoxxy bundle.
Precisely.

Also, hello Jon, I'm a horrible cunt. Be alarmed.  :wink:
Phoxy is far too modest! Although she is indeed a cunt of the most horrible magnitude, this description falls so very short of the totality, it's almost misleading. Think of the worst case scenarios that recent history has to offer, and you'll find Phoxy's handiwork there too, just adding little artistic details that although uneccessary, nonetheless add to the whole incident in ways that get remembered. For instance, she sold a job lot of matching tracksuits to the Rev Jimmy Jones, the day before they celebrated Kool-aid day. She suggested being a Clown for children's parties as a career option to John Wayne Gacy. She told John Hinkley that celebrated Lesbian actress Jodie Foster, was ready to try to straighten out, if only he could convince her of his undying love. She fed the W.M.D story to a gullible C.I.A Intelligence Chief, trying to find the dirt on Saddam. She was driving the mysterious white Fiat Uno in the tunnel at the place de Alma, and overtook Diana's car at 150kph, just before the blinding white flash dazzled Henri Paul, resulting in that rather nasty crash. After the Monica Lewinsky story broke, She suggested to Hilary Clinton that divorcing Bill was the wrong option, and that instead she should use his influence to build a Political career of her own. (This is still panning out) She gave Margaret Thatcher the first three cats, with which she started her new hobby of dropping cats on peoples heads from a third floor window. She took and released the now legendary photos of stunted conjuring twat, Paul Daniel's wife, Debbie McGee having sex with a Great Dane.
These are just a very few examples of how terribly understated Phox's self description was, so I'd be more than just alarmed, I'd be on the first Bobsleigh out of here!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Zoot A. Larz on March 26, 2011, 12:48:44 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 26, 2011, 04:56:22 AM
hello Jon...
Didn't your professors warn you about using Wikipedia?

Yep. Which is why I don't actually use it for anything. Though their fears are a bit overstated, considering how hard the Wikinazis work day in and day out.

Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Zoot A. Larz on March 26, 2011, 12:51:58 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 07:58:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 26, 2011, 05:45:44 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 05:09:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 26, 2011, 04:47:04 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 02:31:53 AM
All the real Discordians left in a bobsleigh, about 6 months ago, to seek The Philosopher's Bone.
It's all Baptists, Seventh Day Adventists, and a few Breatharians now.
And Phox.
Yeah, and Phox. She's a self perpetuating, self contained system of Deity, Priestess, and Devoted Jihadist (and a whole bunch of other shit I can't mention)  rolled in to one, Phoxxy bundle.
Precisely.

Also, hello Jon, I'm a horrible cunt. Be alarmed.  :wink:
Phoxy is far too modest! Although she is indeed a cunt of the most horrible magnitude, this description falls so very short of the totality, it's almost misleading. Think of the worst case scenarios that recent history has to offer, and you'll find Phoxy's handiwork there too, just adding little artistic details that although uneccessary, nonetheless add to the whole incident in ways that get remembered. For instance, she sold a job lot of matching tracksuits to the Rev Jimmy Jones, the day before they celebrated Kool-aid day. She suggested being a Clown for children's parties as a career option to John Wayne Gacy. She told John Hinkley that celebrated Lesbian actress Jodie Foster, was ready to try to straighten out, if only he could convince her of his undying love. She fed the W.M.D story to a gullible C.I.A Intelligence Chief, trying to find the dirt on Saddam. She was driving the mysterious white Fiat Uno in the tunnel at the place de Alma, and overtook Diana's car at 150kph, just before the blinding white flash dazzled Henri Paul, resulting in that rather nasty crash. After the Monica Lewinsky story broke, She suggested to Hilary Clinton that divorcing Bill was the wrong option, and that instead she should use his influence to build a Political career of her own. (This is still panning out) She gave Margaret Thatcher the first three cats, with which she started her new hobby of dropping cats on peoples heads from a third floor window. She took and released the now legendary photos of stunted conjuring twat, Paul Daniel's wife, Debbie McGee having sex with a Great Dane.
These are just a very few examples of how terribly understated Phox's self description was, so I'd be more than just alarmed, I'd be on the first Bobsleigh out of here!

That just sounds like a fun afternoon, if you ask me.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Laughin Jude on March 27, 2011, 10:15:59 AM
What the hell, I'll probably end up popping in here from time to time anyway.

* I turned 30 a couple months ago. I moved to Portland, Oregon a few years ago because I thought it would be fun to live in a city after growing up in northern Idaho and I'm currently stuck here without a job just like 1/5 of the rest of the local population.

* I've bounced between jobs a lot and kept changing my major over the years. I began my college career as a theology major and lost my religion when I learned that they just made it all up. I've majored in computer science, English, history, philosophy and probably some other shit I'm forgetting. I'm a psychology major now. I have my worthless two year degree and I'm looking at eventually finishing up my bachelor's degree unless I get rich/die beforehand.

* I'm pretty much broke right now so I don't have much of a life. I've been writing as a hobby since I was probably seven or eight. I'm working on a novel about 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, HAARP and an evil sock puppet with vaguely Discordian themes that I've been serial-publishing to my website and have all of one faithful reader. I read, I play videogames, I smoke weed when I'm not worried about having to piss test for job openings, the usual stuff my generation does.

* I discovered Discordianism through the Steve Jackson Games version of the PD. I didn't read Illuminatus! until years later and it differs in a lot of ways from my view of Discordianism, though I love it for what it is. I was in my twenties by the time I encountered Eris, so while Discordianism definitely informs my thinking and when queried for my religion I answer "Discordian" unhesitatingly, I'm not someone who just latched onto the Erisian mysteries as a be-all end-all philosophy or way of life. It's simply one of many possible POVs I consider in my daily approach to existence, though usually one of the funnier ones.

* Boring facts about me: Mario is my model for modern masculinity. I don't really watch TV, I rarely see movies, I don't like professional sports and I haven't listened to anything besides classic rock on the radio since about 2002. I don't know who most celebrities are but I recognize politicians' voices when they're on the news in the other room while I'm cooking dinner. Oh, and I haven't been laid in about six months.

(http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/3073/whatwq.png) (http://img703.imageshack.us/i/whatwq.png/)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Telarus on March 27, 2011, 10:28:23 AM
Welcome to the chaos, fellow PDX spag.


Pool's On The Roof, etc, etc....
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 27, 2011, 05:27:11 PM
you know, there are only about a dozen people in PDX that don't suck. I fear we're reaching that saturation point here and that after this I'll be forced to hunt these spags down personally and cut off their fingertips so they can't type.

I mean, uhh, welcome to PD!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: E.O.T. on March 29, 2011, 07:39:32 AM


HI

          'nother #*%!in spag(?) here in PDX. do we have an official body count?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jasper on March 29, 2011, 05:56:04 PM
Oh, the usual amount.  A handful.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Jenne on March 29, 2011, 05:58:47 PM
We need more San Diego spags.

...though I'm a little afraid to recruit...

Anyway, Hey, Jude, don't be a afraid--take a lame post, and make it better.  Remember, don't let us under your skin.  Then you begin, to post much better...

/easy to walk into that one, not sorry
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 29, 2011, 10:24:35 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 29, 2011, 05:58:47 PM
We need more San Diego spags.

...though I'm a little afraid to recruit...

Anyway, Hey, Jude, don't be a afraid--take a lame post, and make it better.  Remember, don't let us under your skin.  Then you begin, to post much better...

/easy to walk into that one, not sorry

We should just both give in and make the Tucson move Jenne....  It's inevitable anyway....  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on April 06, 2011, 02:28:41 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on March 27, 2011, 10:15:59 AM


* Boring facts about me: Mario is my model for modern masculinity. I don't really watch TV, I rarely see movies, I don't like professional sports and I haven't listened to anything besides classic rock on the radio since about 2002. I don't know who most celebrities are but I recognize politicians' voices when they're on the news in the other room while I'm cooking dinner. Oh, and I haven't been laid in about six months.

(http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/3073/whatwq.png) (http://img703.imageshack.us/i/whatwq.png/)
That beard looks about . . . six months old, and I bet you won't be getting laid again, until you shave it off. I know that sounds harsh, but I bet I'm right.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 02:31:43 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 06, 2011, 02:28:41 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on March 27, 2011, 10:15:59 AM


* Boring facts about me: Mario is my model for modern masculinity. I don't really watch TV, I rarely see movies, I don't like professional sports and I haven't listened to anything besides classic rock on the radio since about 2002. I don't know who most celebrities are but I recognize politicians' voices when they're on the news in the other room while I'm cooking dinner. Oh, and I haven't been laid in about six months.

(http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/3073/whatwq.png) (http://img703.imageshack.us/i/whatwq.png/)
That beard looks about . . . six months old, and I bet you won't be getting laid again, until you shave it off. I know that sounds harsh, but I bet I'm right.

He can go for Tea Party chicks.  They dig the Charlie Daniels look.

He's gonna have to drool, though.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Laughin Jude on April 06, 2011, 02:51:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 02:31:43 AM

He's gonna have to drool, though.

Way ahead of ya!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 02:59:52 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 06, 2011, 02:51:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 02:31:43 AM

He's gonna have to drool, though.

Way ahead of ya!

I GOT YOU COVERED!

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/TeaBaggers085.jpg)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on April 06, 2011, 03:03:59 AM
HAH! :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Laughin Jude on April 06, 2011, 03:34:36 AM
I would also like to point out that I had to look up who Charlie Daniels is.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 03:36:32 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 06, 2011, 03:34:36 AM
I would also like to point out that I had to look up who Charlie Daniels is.

GIT OFF MAH LAWN!
\
:gheyforum:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2011, 05:47:43 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 29, 2011, 07:39:32 AM


HI

          'nother #*%!in spag(?) here in PDX. do we have an official body count?

We do seem to have rather a lot of spags here. Johnny Brainwash's potlucks are fairly epic, if you can imagine eating food in a room FULL of Discordians.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:48:20 AM
Should I eventually drag my ass to PDX to meet you spags?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on April 06, 2011, 05:49:44 AM
Wish I could meet you lot, and see Nigel again.  SO TINY~~~! <3
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:50:24 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 06, 2011, 05:49:44 AM
Wish I could meet you lot, and see Nigel again.  SO TINY~~~! <3

Coyote, terrified of tiny women.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on April 06, 2011, 09:40:20 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 06, 2011, 03:34:36 AM
I would also like to point out that I had to look up who Charlie Daniels is.
Isn't that an IP Banning offence? (I'm Engrish, and I know who Charlie Manson Daniels is)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 06, 2011, 10:20:59 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 06, 2011, 09:40:20 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 06, 2011, 03:34:36 AM
I would also like to point out that I had to look up who Charlie Daniels is.
Isn't that an IP Banning offence? (I'm Engrish, and I know who Charlie Manson Daniels is)

It's what they call Paul when he's off his tits on cocaine, right?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Luna on April 06, 2011, 11:10:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 03:36:32 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 06, 2011, 03:34:36 AM
I would also like to point out that I had to look up who Charlie Daniels is.

GIT OFF MAH LAWN!
\
:gheyforum:

Roger, fire up the grill, I'll get the BBQ sauce.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on April 06, 2011, 11:40:01 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 06, 2011, 10:20:59 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 06, 2011, 09:40:20 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 06, 2011, 03:34:36 AM
I would also like to point out that I had to look up who Charlie Daniels is.
Isn't that an IP Banning offence? (I'm Engrish, and I know who Charlie Manson Daniels is)

It's what they call Paul when he's off his tits on cocaine, right?
That chirpy little tit, bit of a conjuror? His Missus got snapped by the Paps, shagging a Great Dane? Yeah.
"Dutty Debs"

"I'm gonna like this, not a lot, just a little" *Snuuurf* "WHOOO!, Debbie, *sniffle* Debbie?    :aaa:  :magick:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Laughin Jude on April 06, 2011, 04:43:44 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 06, 2011, 09:40:20 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 06, 2011, 03:34:36 AM
I would also like to point out that I had to look up who Charlie Daniels is.
Isn't that an IP Banning offence? (I'm Engrish, and I know who Charlie Manson Daniels is)
Related story in the "I have no clue when it comes to pop culture" vein:

When I was a freshman in high school, for whatever reason I believed that "Charlie's Angels" referred to Charles Manson's female followers. I was very surprised to learn it had been a TV show.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 06, 2011, 05:02:33 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 06, 2011, 04:43:44 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 06, 2011, 09:40:20 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 06, 2011, 03:34:36 AM
I would also like to point out that I had to look up who Charlie Daniels is.
Isn't that an IP Banning offence? (I'm Engrish, and I know who Charlie Manson Daniels is)
Related story in the "I have no clue when it comes to pop culture" vein:

When I was a freshman in high school, for whatever reason I believed that "Charlie's Angels" referred to Charles Manson's female followers. I was very surprised to learn it had been a TV show.

:x

Fucking just shoot me now.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: BadBeast on April 06, 2011, 07:47:42 PM
The series, "Charlie's Angels" was indeed inspired (loosely) by the Manson Family. This much is true....
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Scribbly on April 12, 2011, 07:45:54 AM
So because I don't think I've ever actually shared this info on here before. HAI! I am Demolition_Squid (not to be confused with Squiddy). I used to be Kai Wren, but I didn't want to be confused with Kai. I mostly lurk, but I'm going to be trying to change that. First, a hideous picture, because I have a webcam now! This is the only picture of me on the internet, taken just for you PD.com!

(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6484/24754335.jpg)


Demographic info your age, where you live, etc [Yes, we're counting all of these facts as one "thing"]

22, A tiny village outside London which sprung up in order to support a train station to London. (It is called Little Chalfont. Surprisingly it is not a very large place).

Professional Info - your job, what you're studying (if in school), etc

At the end of last year I graduated with a degree in Political Science. After around six months of failing to find work, two weeks ago I found some! I am an Editorial Research ... Intern. I don't get paid yet, but I will start getting paid at the end of May. I work from home, which is nice, but I also seem expected to know exactly what I'm doing. Which, defeats the point of an internship if you ask me. On the other hand, I also seem to be impressing folk all over the place, so that's good. It is unbelievably uplifting to finally be doing something again. I hate being idle.

What you like to do in your free time

I like writing, though I make a lot of stupid mistakes which bug me later. I spend a lot of time roleplaying, usually as a GM. One of my friends commented idly whilst I was unemployed that I was probably using it as an escape. Which I think was true, and I didn't like hearing much, so I've cut back a lot on that.

I paint miniatures (badly), sometimes play computer games if I can find ones worth playing, read books. Oh, and I lurk at PD.com. I hate not doing anything, and I can't generally concentrate on one thing at a time. Which is why I think I relied on RP so much, you can always be doodling away with something.

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in?

All of them. I've started to really hate the news media in the past year or so, mostly due to Charlie Brooker's amazing skewering of them (which I think I found via PD.com to begin with). I am terrible with graphics/layouts, though I did try postering my village years ago.

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?

I read the Illuminatus! Trilogy on holiday, and when I was finished I stuck Discordian into google. I went through The Discordian Society (I wonder if that still exists...) and POEE, and eventually wound up here. I looked deeply into the eyes of a wolf, and it was a life changing experience. When I finally recovered, I was almost finished with university and this whole place had changed a lot from how I remembered.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 12, 2011, 11:19:26 AM
greetings fellow britspag!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on April 12, 2011, 01:09:29 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on April 12, 2011, 07:45:54 AM
So because I don't think I've ever actually shared this info on here before. HAI! I am Demolition_Squid (not to be confused with Squiddy). I used to be Kai Wren, but I didn't want to be confused with Kai.

I suggest your next name change should be "LNMO".  You know, so no one confuses you with anyone else.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Scribbly on April 12, 2011, 01:17:21 PM
Absolutely.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: AFK on April 12, 2011, 01:18:34 PM
How about Young Man-Grove
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2011, 03:14:04 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on April 12, 2011, 07:45:54 AM
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6484/24754335.jpg)

You will come to fear the WOMP-masters.  Oh, yes.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Scribbly on April 12, 2011, 03:18:41 PM
 Oh dear :scared:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2011, 03:20:10 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on April 12, 2011, 03:18:41 PM
Oh dear :scared:

I have something special in mind for this.  muhaha.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Luna on April 12, 2011, 03:21:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2011, 03:14:04 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on April 12, 2011, 07:45:54 AM
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6484/24754335.jpg)

You will come to fear the WOMP-masters.  Oh, yes.

Oh, dear...
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on April 12, 2011, 03:52:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 12, 2011, 03:21:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2011, 03:14:04 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on April 12, 2011, 07:45:54 AM
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6484/24754335.jpg)

You will come to fear the WOMP-masters.  Oh, yes.

Oh, dear...

Demo squid = DOOMED
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Luna on April 12, 2011, 03:54:34 PM
First pic on the internet, and he gives it to THIS lot?   :lulz:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2011, 03:55:44 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 12, 2011, 03:54:34 PM
First pic on the internet, and he gives it to THIS lot?   :lulz:

Can't fault him for guts.

Hey, Demosquid!  Gimme one with horrible screaming rage, or stark terror.  Your choice.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on April 12, 2011, 03:57:03 PM
I think I need to put a screaming rage and terror pic up myself.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Scribbly on April 12, 2011, 04:00:10 PM
Will put one up in about an hour when I can finish work.

I FEAR NO WOMP!  :argh!:

(and if I keep saying that maybe I'll start believing it :scared:)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2011, 04:01:50 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on April 12, 2011, 04:00:10 PM
Will put one up in about an hour when I can finish work.

I FEAR NO WOMP!  :argh!:

(and if I keep saying that maybe I'll start believing it :scared:)

Last guy that said that was Remington.  Then his gram got Crammed.   :x
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Luna on April 12, 2011, 04:03:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2011, 04:01:50 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on April 12, 2011, 04:00:10 PM
Will put one up in about an hour when I can finish work.

I FEAR NO WOMP!  :argh!:

(and if I keep saying that maybe I'll start believing it :scared:)

Last guy that said that was Remington.  Then his gram got Crammed.   :x

I don't even know what that MEANS and it scares me...
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2011, 04:04:23 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 12, 2011, 04:03:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2011, 04:01:50 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on April 12, 2011, 04:00:10 PM
Will put one up in about an hour when I can finish work.

I FEAR NO WOMP!  :argh!:

(and if I keep saying that maybe I'll start believing it :scared:)

Last guy that said that was Remington.  Then his gram got Crammed.   :x

I don't even know what that MEANS and it scares me...

Audit in 3 minutes.  LMNO, could you bump The Incident?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Luna on April 12, 2011, 04:13:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2011, 04:04:23 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 12, 2011, 04:03:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2011, 04:01:50 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on April 12, 2011, 04:00:10 PM
Will put one up in about an hour when I can finish work.

I FEAR NO WOMP!  :argh!:

(and if I keep saying that maybe I'll start believing it :scared:)

Last guy that said that was Remington.  Then his gram got Crammed.   :x

I don't even know what that MEANS and it scares me...

Audit in 3 minutes.  LMNO, could you bump The Incident?

I haz patience, if he can't.   :lulz:  This sounds likely to be worth waiting for.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on April 12, 2011, 04:14:01 PM
Oh, man.  Where did we put that thing?


It would help if photobucket wasn't blocked at work.  Hold on...
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Freeky on April 12, 2011, 04:17:01 PM
Down in Multimedia Menace, I think.  I think I got renamed to "SPARE ME OH WOMPMASTERS" or somesuch.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Luna on April 12, 2011, 04:45:47 PM
 :horrormirth:

Important safety tip. NO family pics.  EVAR.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2011, 12:57:01 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 12, 2011, 04:14:01 PM
Oh, man.  Where did we put that thing?


It would help if photobucket wasn't blocked at work.  Hold on...

Something about the WOMP Gods.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Luna on April 13, 2011, 04:26:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2011, 12:57:01 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 12, 2011, 04:14:01 PM
Oh, man.  Where did we put that thing?


It would help if photobucket wasn't blocked at work.  Hold on...

Something about the WOMP Gods.

They found it.  The corner of my right eye is still twitching, and it wasn't even MY grandmother.  ;)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Laughin Jude on April 13, 2011, 04:29:07 AM
Quote from: Luna on April 12, 2011, 04:03:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2011, 04:01:50 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on April 12, 2011, 04:00:10 PM
Will put one up in about an hour when I can finish work.

I FEAR NO WOMP!  :argh!:

(and if I keep saying that maybe I'll start believing it :scared:)

Last guy that said that was Remington.  Then his gram got Crammed.   :x

I don't even know what that MEANS and it scares me...
Someone's not up on her 90's American breakfast cereal memes. For shame.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 13, 2011, 04:33:15 AM
I am too chicken shit to post a pic of myself let alone anyone I am related to.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Luna on April 13, 2011, 04:35:26 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 13, 2011, 04:29:07 AM
Quote from: Luna on April 12, 2011, 04:03:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2011, 04:01:50 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on April 12, 2011, 04:00:10 PM
Will put one up in about an hour when I can finish work.

I FEAR NO WOMP!  :argh!:

(and if I keep saying that maybe I'll start believing it :scared:)

Last guy that said that was Remington.  Then his gram got Crammed.   :x

I don't even know what that MEANS and it scares me...
Someone's not up on her 90's American breakfast cereal memes. For shame.

I have seen The Incident.  I assure you, it has nothing to do with breakfast cereal.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2018, 09:47:47 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 30, 2010, 10:40:19 PM
I am Baron Eater of Clowns of Bedford; Count of  Chorico, Linguica, and Rats. Protector of East Bay, South Shore, Cape Cod, and the Islands.  The Omnipotent Grinner, Limpid Lust Pariah of Foulness.  I go by BECBCCLRPEBSSCCITOGLLPF, which is as close to the pronuncation of my true name as the human or giraffe tongue may come (one may, however, sew a human tongue into a giraffe mouth or vice versa for increased accuracy (presence of original tongue optional)).  Also EoC works, for short.

My location is explained handily within the title.
Age:  24
My Discordia:  I was handed a copy of Illuminatus and spent some time reading through.  Afterward, I sought more information on various parts of the book, one of which being the Principia, leading me here.  I lurked the forums and eased my way in.  I have been here for two years.  I never post.
Projects I'm Into and Shit:  I'll readily admit I'm not particularly active in Discordia.  I've done some rants, thrown some of my writing into other pieces.  I have an unfortunate habit of burying writing in fluff threads about other shit.  I've met a reasonable chunk of this forum in meatspace.  I enjoy this irreligion or religion or philosophy for entirely selfish reasons of having found myself in a far more enjoyable and healthy state of mind.  Really, it's for the lulz.
My Fuckin' Job:  Cushy as fuck position where I can read, write, watch television, and play video games.  Sometimes an absolute crap fucking nightmare of thing occurs and I handle them.  I'm privvy to all manner of hilarious and tragic ambulance calls, the things humans do to themselves and others when caged, and co-workers who most recently WOMPed a crash test dummy over our boss' employee photo.
Leisure:  I'm a recluse during the week due to an opposite schedule than that most people operate on.  During that time I drink, and I play video games, and I read or chastise my friends on facebook.  Weekends I make up for it by chastising my friends in person and drinking.
Education:  BA in Psychology with a minor in Education.  I also took several classes on comic art and sustainable agriculture.

(http://a.imageshack.us/img186/9896/leere.jpg) (http://img186.imageshack.us/i/leere.jpg/)

You will notice that nowhere in that description does the word "Mexico" occur.

:banana:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on September 14, 2018, 04:19:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2018, 09:47:47 PM
You will notice that nowhere in that description does the word "Mexico" occur.

:banana:

Do you know what you're doing to my spare time?

When you necrobump a thread, I start reading it.  If it's interesting, I can end up reading the whole thing.  Then that thread links to another, and another, and the next thing I know, I'm reading about an orange eating contest and wondering what the hell kind of forum I've signed up for.

That "no grapefruit" rule is totally bogus.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on September 14, 2018, 09:59:07 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on September 14, 2018, 04:19:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2018, 09:47:47 PM
You will notice that nowhere in that description does the word "Mexico" occur.

:banana:

Do you know what you're doing to my spare time?

When you necrobump a thread, I start reading it.  If it's interesting, I can end up reading the whole thing.  Then that thread links to another, and another, and the next thing I know, I'm reading about an orange eating contest and wondering what the hell kind of forum I've signed up for.

That "no grapefruit" rule is totally bogus.

:lulz: :lulz: welcome to PD, greatest of the remaining ancient time vampires.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 14, 2018, 04:18:57 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on September 14, 2018, 04:19:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2018, 09:47:47 PM
You will notice that nowhere in that description does the word "Mexico" occur.

:banana:

Do you know what you're doing to my spare time?

When you necrobump a thread, I start reading it.  If it's interesting, I can end up reading the whole thing.  Then that thread links to another, and another, and the next thing I know, I'm reading about an orange eating contest and wondering what the hell kind of forum I've signed up for.

That "no grapefruit" rule is totally bogus.

That's okay, I am more bored than is strictly reasonable, but not quite enough time to write stories.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: hooplala on September 14, 2018, 05:18:56 PM
It's funny how one can read old posts by themselves as if they were written by someone else.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: hooplala on September 14, 2018, 05:19:34 PM
Also, it seems I never introduced myself. I may have to remedy that... 13 years later.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: minuspace on September 14, 2018, 06:08:49 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on September 14, 2018, 05:18:56 PM
It's funny how one can read old posts by themselves as if they were written by someone else.
—Post of the day
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Fujikoma on September 28, 2018, 07:06:07 AM
I still live... arguably. Yo.

EDIT: As far as reading your own musings as someone else's, suppose I can understand that, but what we really need is a necromancer to ask Kafka.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Smillsoid on September 30, 2018, 09:06:42 PM
Ah - so this is the right thread? Well, I don't believe any of you - or, indeed, myself.

I am not my sister.

My name is Smillsoid, a genius. I also like Postman Pat.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2018, 09:42:00 PM
Quote from: Smillsoid on September 30, 2018, 09:06:42 PM
Ah - so this is the right thread? Well, I don't believe any of you - or, indeed, myself.

I am not my sister.

My name is Smillsoid, a genius. I also like Postman Pat.

Wrong again.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,38065.0.html
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2018, 10:01:40 PM
This is the problem with geniuses.  Even if they're smart as hell, they're still just as dumb as everyone else. 

This is why Doktor Howl prescribes Shut Up™.  Just an ounce of Shut Up™ before you open your stupid face can prevent endless amounts of embarrassment and unsightly rashes.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Smillsoid on October 02, 2018, 02:23:46 PM
*Does Moonie*
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Brother Mythos on October 03, 2018, 03:25:26 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on September 14, 2018, 04:19:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2018, 09:47:47 PM
You will notice that nowhere in that description does the word "Mexico" occur.

:banana:

Do you know what you're doing to my spare time?

When you necrobump a thread, I start reading it.  If it's interesting, I can end up reading the whole thing.  Then that thread links to another, and another, and the next thing I know, I'm reading about an orange eating contest and wondering what the hell kind of forum I've signed up for.

That "no grapefruit" rule is totally bogus.

I feel your pain.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 03, 2018, 05:13:48 AM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on October 03, 2018, 03:25:26 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on September 14, 2018, 04:19:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2018, 09:47:47 PM
You will notice that nowhere in that description does the word "Mexico" occur.

:banana:

Do you know what you're doing to my spare time?

When you necrobump a thread, I start reading it.  If it's interesting, I can end up reading the whole thing.  Then that thread links to another, and another, and the next thing I know, I'm reading about an orange eating contest and wondering what the hell kind of forum I've signed up for.

That "no grapefruit" rule is totally bogus.

I feel your pain.

The Orange-Eating contest thing ended badly, with one contestant shitting blood in the hospital.

I approve of this sort of thing, but I did not participate and in fact warned people.  Because I knew they wouldn't listen.  Go look.  I totally did.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on October 03, 2018, 12:47:18 PM
You want a fun link?

What do you really know about Nessies? (https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28761.0.html)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 03, 2018, 04:27:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 03, 2018, 12:47:18 PM
You want a fun link?

What do you really know about Nessies? (https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28761.0.html)

This was one of my favorite things on PD ever, and it was the last amazing thing we did before the horrible, never-ending train wreck began.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on October 03, 2018, 05:32:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 03, 2018, 12:47:18 PM
You want a fun link?

What do you really know about Nessies? (https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28761.0.html)

I know I keep saying this but the art thing is going to happen... eventually. Is still a bit daunting but those initial storyboards are too good to not happen. I'll get there. Eventually  :oops:
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Kevin on December 21, 2018, 06:54:14 AM
Hi guyz,

I'm new here and thanks for having me here.

Demographic: 36 and United States, New York
Professional Info: well marketing for gaming website, https://www.gametop.com. Visit if you love some online free games. I love playing games for entertainment and i'm sure most do
What you like to do in your free time: games, games, and more games. Sometimes just chill and have a a beer.
What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Anything that is creative, interesting and refreshing...Cheers
How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Con-troll on December 21, 2018, 08:36:59 AM
Working for an industry which makes most of its revenue by conditioning people to shoot at anything they get points for must be pretty harsh. Have you ever considered dressing up as a can of tuna and driving up to the local mall to do a breakdance show in the fountain? That would make the Goddess shit herself from laughter.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dildo Argentino on December 21, 2018, 12:13:44 PM
Hi, Kevin,

"I'm new here and thanks for having me here."
I am not having you here. you came of your own accord.

"Demographic: 36 and United States, New York
Professional Info: well marketing for gaming website, https://www.gametop.com. Visit if you love some online free games. I love playing games for entertainment and i'm sure most do"
What's "well marketing"? Did you come here to advertise? I hope for your sake that you didn't. I don't like free online games, I don't like entertainment and I don't like you much.

"What you like to do in your free time: games, games, and more games."
No, actually not me. I play 3D tetris about 5 times a year, board games with my kids 'cause they deserve it, and I play music. The stuff you are referring to is offensive bollocks, in my considered opinion.

"Sometimes just chill and have a a beer."
That's good to know. Try sticking a couplefew tabs of acid in it.

"What kind of topics / projects are you interested in?"
How is that any of your business, exactly?

"Anything that is creative, interesting and refreshing...Cheers"
Well, if your intention was to provide a conclusive demonstration to the effect that you are a vacuous moron, hats off to you, Sir!

"How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?"
I found her by living a full and risky life, something you may also have heard about in movies. Once I found her, I offered my respects and tried to be on my best behaviour. So far, she's been easy on me.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: LMNO on December 21, 2018, 12:53:15 PM
(http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/clueless-way-harsh-tai.gif)
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on December 21, 2018, 01:02:49 PM
Quote from: Kevin on December 21, 2018, 06:54:14 AM
Professional Info: well marketing

A vile miasma creeps along the ground, befouling the very stones.
From its formless bulk, effluvial sounds belch forth: lies and half-lies.
Obscenity, leech, pustule on Evil's face, thy name is marketing.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 21, 2018, 03:19:31 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 21, 2018, 01:02:49 PM
Quote from: Kevin on December 21, 2018, 06:54:14 AM
Professional Info: well marketing

A vile miasma creeps along the ground, befouling the very stones.
From its formless bulk, effluvial sounds belch forth: lies and half-lies.
Obscenity, leech, pustule on Evil's face, thy name is marketing.

He's right, you know.  Our marketing manager is the world's scariest Siberian lady, and she's like "buy our shit or I will kill you but I will do so while stylishly dressed."
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 21, 2018, 03:23:01 PM
Quote from: Kevin on December 21, 2018, 06:54:14 AM
Hi guyz,

I'm new here and thanks for having me here.

Demographic: 36 and United States, New York
Professional Info: well marketing for gaming website, https://www.gametop.com. Visit if you love some online free games. I love playing games for entertainment and i'm sure most do
What you like to do in your free time: games, games, and more games. Sometimes just chill and have a a beer.
What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Anything that is creative, interesting and refreshing...Cheers
How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?

Hello, new guy!
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 21, 2018, 05:18:16 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 21, 2018, 01:02:49 PM
A vile miasma creeps along the ground, befouling the very stones.
From its formless bulk, effluvial sounds belch forth: lies and half-lies.
Obscenity, leech, pustule on Evil's face, thy name is marketing.

I want to steal this
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on December 21, 2018, 10:15:02 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 21, 2018, 05:18:16 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 21, 2018, 01:02:49 PM
A vile miasma creeps along the ground, befouling the very stones.
From its formless bulk, effluvial sounds belch forth: lies and half-lies.
Obscenity, leech, pustule on Evil's face, thy name is marketing.

I want to steal this

You may do with it whatever you wish, especially if you rewrite it in iambic pentameter.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Dildo Argentino on December 23, 2018, 05:59:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRnNDkHb0MU
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Kevin on December 24, 2018, 02:06:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 21, 2018, 03:23:01 PM
Quote from: Kevin on December 21, 2018, 06:54:14 AM
Hi guyz,

I'm new here and thanks for having me here.

Demographic: 36 and United States, New York
Professional Info: well marketing for gaming website, https://www.gametop.com. Visit if you love some online free games. I love playing games for entertainment and i'm sure most do
What you like to do in your free time: games, games, and more games. Sometimes just chill and have a a beer.
What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Anything that is creative, interesting and refreshing...Cheers
How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?

Hello, new guy!

Thanks for the welcoming! Cheers
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Pergamos on December 24, 2018, 11:04:06 AM
I like playing games.  A lot.  Enough that I waste a lot of time that I should be doing pother things playing games.  The website Kevin linked to had a bunch of games I did not want to play.  I did not find one I did want to play, but I didn't look that hard.  It kind of looked like it wanted to get me to install spyware.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Don Coyote on December 24, 2018, 02:41:00 PM
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Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 24, 2018, 05:59:08 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on December 24, 2018, 11:04:06 AM
I like playing games.  A lot.  Enough that I waste a lot of time that I should be doing pother things playing games.  The website Kevin linked to had a bunch of games I did not want to play.  I did not find one I did want to play, but I didn't look that hard.  It kind of looked like it wanted to get me to install spyware.

My computer is full of angry Russian bots.  If his spyware feels a need to walk into that neighborhood, that's on it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Al Qədic on February 06, 2019, 05:16:34 AM
Well, it took me almost a month to find out this thread exists, so I guess that speaks to how new I am  :lulz:

Demographic: 20 year old trans girl out in the beach waffle/colonized desert we call Millennial World™ California. I've been a Discordian since before I learned the word, and manifested my interest in Eris through the weird-but-personalizable spaggotry that is eclectic paganism for a while before thinking for myself, reading the PD, etc., and now here I am.

Professional: I'm a quarter and a half into my first year of college with sophomore standing, undeclared for now.

Free time: Watching YouTube videos of anything from art tutorials to vidya games (gameplay and game design) to shitty Reddit post readings; love a good book, haven't read one in ages.

Topics&Projects: My Discordia is all about proliferating free thinking and encouraging creativity to make a positive impact in life, so things like Egg and PosterGASM seem real attractive. I might just put some posters around my campus, or participate in an Erister some day. I also plan on making a digital collage about Eris stealing the golden apple from the garden of the Hesperides, so that'll be fun to cobble together when I find the time and enough copyleft pictures.

Finding Eris: Vague interest in the Greek myths, found the story of the start of the Trojan War, and I've been chasing that golden apple that got tossed into my life ever since.

Pic:https://imgur.com/a/uW5zLog
Me with a collage or is it an assemblage? A bricolage? Art is weird that just screams Discordianism to me.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: hooplala on February 06, 2019, 04:56:00 PM
Hi you.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Cramulus on February 06, 2019, 05:26:22 PM
hey thar, I really like that collage
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Al Qədic on February 06, 2019, 08:06:29 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 06, 2019, 05:26:22 PM
hey thar, I really like that collage
Glad to hear it, Cram. Here's a better picture of it (and another artwork made for us by an artist friend of ours; yes, it's on a turtle/tortoise shell) for your viewing pleasure: https://imgur.com/a/3AaIKlC
Gotta say, I couldn't ask for anything weirder to go above my desk or in our hallway. Love it.
Title: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Post by: Fujikoma on March 28, 2019, 08:14:06 PM
I forget if I posted recently, but then I took a several month break, so in true idiot fashion I may as well again.

I recently turned 39, behind me, I see the smoking ruins of uncountable missed and/or destroyed opportunities. I observe this impassively, as I've gotten old enough to realize, I shouldn't really care so much. All is doomed to eventual failure, even if I'd done the right thing, the wrong outcome would have been the result. I see a world that is buckling under the pressure of ideas that are so bad they may as well be shock humor. It would be concerning, yet, this is the pattern, this is how it always was, and always will be.

I am a 39 year old man-child who thinks fart humor still has a place in society, despite all indications to the contrary. I cry a lot, a LOT, even though I ought to know better. I get drunk out of my gourd because the temporary relief from having to "think", when I can live in my fantasy world where we're all magical love-ponies with special powers is so much more compelling than the stark reality of the situation as well as the actualization of any base instincts. I sometimes forget to eat, this may go on a while, and I usually discover it's been too long when my tendons cause my appendages to bend the wrong way due to being cannibalized. It's icky and hurts. I still insist there's "hope", but I'm not sure even I believe that bullshit anymore.
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