Confess your sins and receive penance, you wretched heathens.
I'm going to be wearing my own band's shirt to a show that we're playing tonight. Granted, it will be underneath a button down, but after the set, that's coming off.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 06:53:10 PM
I'm going to be wearing my own band's shirt to a show that we're playing tonight. Granted, it will be underneath a button down, but after the set, that's coming off.
You will listen to 5 White Lion songs in a row, and the only beer you get to drink during the show is Coors Lite.
TGRR,
Is feeling rather merciful today.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 06:59:52 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 06:53:10 PM
I'm going to be wearing my own band's shirt to a show that we're playing tonight. Granted, it will be underneath a button down, but after the set, that's coming off.
You will listen to 5 White Lion songs in a row, and the only beer you get to drink during the show is Coors Lite.
TGRR,
Is feeling rather merciful today.
Yeuch.... ok. Will take photo evidence of the Coors.
I don't know who "Curly" is.
I have been trolling you guys from day 1.
:mrgreen:
I have eaten nothing but ham and apples for four days.
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on November 04, 2011, 07:11:55 PM
I don't know who "Curly" is.
You will spend 3 hours watching Three Stooges episodes on Youtube. Not the heretical ones with Shemp, either.
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 07:13:01 PM
I have been trolling you guys from day 1.
:mrgreen:
Duh.
You will spend the rest of your life in Milwaukee or Appleton.
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 07:22:31 PM
I have eaten nothing but ham and apples for four days.
You will write a very contrite letter of apology to your city sanitation department.
I have been supporting the faculty strike at my university.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on November 04, 2011, 07:48:25 PM
I have been supporting the faculty strike at my university.
How is that a sin?
I haven't eaten meat for almost a week.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:34:49 PM
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 07:13:01 PM
I have been trolling you guys from day 1.
:mrgreen:
Duh.
You will spend the rest of your life in Milwaukee or Appleton.
That's rather harsh!! I thought this place was a bit more lenient to trolling.
:aaa:
:horrormirth:
:evilmad:
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 07:49:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:34:49 PM
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 07:13:01 PM
I have been trolling you guys from day 1.
:mrgreen:
Duh.
You will spend the rest of your life in Milwaukee or Appleton.
:aaa:
:horrormirth:
:evilmad:
Sorry. Sub-par trolling is a mortal sin, not a venal one, and I can't let you off the hook easy, or everyone will let their standards go all to hell.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on November 04, 2011, 07:50:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:48:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on November 04, 2011, 07:48:25 PM
I have been supporting the faculty strike at my university.
How is that a sin?
Ayn Rand thinks it's a sin. :lol:
Ayn Rand was a withered old knee biter.
However, for bringing her up in a Holy Thread™, your penance is to read
The Fountainhead within the next month. The whole thing.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:52:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on November 04, 2011, 07:50:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:48:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on November 04, 2011, 07:48:25 PM
I have been supporting the faculty strike at my university.
How is that a sin?
Ayn Rand thinks it's a sin. :lol:
Ayn Rand was a withered old knee biter.
However, for bringing her up in a Holy Thread™, your penance is to read The Fountainhead within the next month. The whole thing.
OFUK. Thematic penance. :horrormirth:
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:51:04 PM
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 07:49:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:34:49 PM
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 07:13:01 PM
I have been trolling you guys from day 1.
:mrgreen:
Duh.
You will spend the rest of your life in Milwaukee or Appleton.
:aaa:
:horrormirth:
:evilmad:
Sorry. Sub-par trolling is a mortal sin, not a venal one, and I can't let you off the hook easy, or everyone will let their standards go all to hell.
But everyone starts out sub-par, it's practice that makes perfect!
...I
really don't want to spend my life in Milwaukee or Appleton. I beg you to reconsider! What if I enter the Dok's rehabilitation program? I know survival is unlikely, but I'd prefer to give myself to SCIENCE than spend my life in Milwaukee.
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 07:55:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:51:04 PM
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 07:49:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:34:49 PM
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 07:13:01 PM
I have been trolling you guys from day 1.
:mrgreen:
Duh.
You will spend the rest of your life in Milwaukee or Appleton.
:aaa:
:horrormirth:
:evilmad:
Sorry. Sub-par trolling is a mortal sin, not a venal one, and I can't let you off the hook easy, or everyone will let their standards go all to hell.
But everyone starts out sub-par, it's practice that makes perfect!
...I really don't want to spend my life in Milwaukee or Appleton. I beg you to reconsider! What if I enter the Dok's rehabilitation program? I know survival is unlikely, but I'd prefer to give myself to SCIENCE than spend my life in Milwaukee.
HEY.
I don't write the book, I just enforce it.
My favorite hiphop duo are musically based in lounge.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 04, 2011, 08:00:48 PM
My favorite hiphop duo are musically based in lounge.
1. That's not a sin in ANY religion, and
2. Who is Richard Cheese working with?
1. Well. I tried.
2. Who?
Forgive me Rev. for I have sinned... I've been following some terrible Turkish dramatic tv shows, even though I can only understand about 10% of what they're saying.
There's the 'Building Dude's Daughter'* show, where a poor girl pretends to be rich to get some guy, but then everyone found out and now he lives in her building just to make her life miserable. Meanwhile, her main rival for the guys affection also lives in the building, but her Dad just died of a heart attack after following her stepmother to a houseboat where her lover lived...
There's there "Serial Killer's Life Story'* show which documents the childhood of some poor sod that ends up being a serial killer. Highlights include his father and stepfather having a duel with pistols, his father showing up at a party and shooting his stepfather in the chest... right before his paternal grandmother shoots his father in the back... and lets not forget the constant ass kicking he gets in school.
Also, there's the 'Raped Chick Story'* which tells all about some poor girl that got raped by several rich guys, who then pressured a poor guy into marrying her in order to keep her quiet. Then they frame him for some crime which gets him put in prison for a couple years. By the time he gets out, the girl loves him, but he's decided that he doesn't deserve her... meanwhile, the rapists are all pissed off because she's pressing charges.
What is my penance?
*Not the actual names of the shows
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 04, 2011, 08:54:58 PM
Forgive me Rev. for I have sinned... I've been following some terrible Turkish dramatic tv shows, even though I can only understand about 10% of what they're saying.
There's the 'Building Dude's Daughter'* show, where a poor girl pretends to be rich to get some guy, but then everyone found out and now he lives in her building just to make her life miserable. Meanwhile, her main rival for the guys affection also lives in the building, but her Dad just died of a heart attack after following her stepmother to a houseboat where her lover lived...
There's there "Serial Killer's Life Story'* show which documents the childhood of some poor sod that ends up being a serial killer. Highlights include his father and stepfather having a duel with pistols, his father showing up at a party and shooting his stepfather in the chest... right before his paternal grandmother shoots his father in the back... and lets not forget the constant ass kicking he gets in school.
Also, there's the 'Raped Chick Story'* which tells all about some poor girl that got raped by several rich guys, who then pressured a poor guy into marrying her in order to keep her quiet. Then they frame him for some crime which gets him put in prison for a couple years. By the time he gets out, the girl loves him, but he's decided that he doesn't deserve her... meanwhile, the rapists are all pissed off because she's pressing charges.
What is my penance?
*Not the actual names of the shows
For watching the shows? Three Hail Marys and a shot of rum.
For subjecting me to the details? You will not cut your toenails until January.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 08:56:30 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 04, 2011, 08:54:58 PM
Forgive me Rev. for I have sinned... I've been following some terrible Turkish dramatic tv shows, even though I can only understand about 10% of what they're saying.
There's the 'Building Dude's Daughter'* show, where a poor girl pretends to be rich to get some guy, but then everyone found out and now he lives in her building just to make her life miserable. Meanwhile, her main rival for the guys affection also lives in the building, but her Dad just died of a heart attack after following her stepmother to a houseboat where her lover lived...
There's there "Serial Killer's Life Story'* show which documents the childhood of some poor sod that ends up being a serial killer. Highlights include his father and stepfather having a duel with pistols, his father showing up at a party and shooting his stepfather in the chest... right before his paternal grandmother shoots his father in the back... and lets not forget the constant ass kicking he gets in school.
Also, there's the 'Raped Chick Story'* which tells all about some poor girl that got raped by several rich guys, who then pressured a poor guy into marrying her in order to keep her quiet. Then they frame him for some crime which gets him put in prison for a couple years. By the time he gets out, the girl loves him, but he's decided that he doesn't deserve her... meanwhile, the rapists are all pissed off because she's pressing charges.
What is my penance?
*Not the actual names of the shows
For watching the shows? Three Hail Marys and a shot of rum.
For subjecting me to the details? You will not cut your toenails until January.
Ouch! Rum is expensive here ;-) but OK.
I have a confession to make. check the toilet tank.
Quote from: Richter on November 04, 2011, 09:12:11 PM
I have a confession to make. check the toilet tank.
You will fill out an evironmental impact statement and submit it.
TGRR,
Thinks the EPA needs a laugh now and again, too.
I'm listening to Meat Loaf.
Phox now has an urge to listen to Alice Cooper.... :eek:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:34:49 PM
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 07:13:01 PM
I have been trolling you guys from day 1.
:mrgreen:
Duh.
You will spend the rest of your life in Milwaukee or Appleton.
:lulz:
I once put oil in the pasta water.
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on November 04, 2011, 10:42:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:34:49 PM
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 07:13:01 PM
I have been trolling you guys from day 1.
:mrgreen:
Duh.
You will spend the rest of your life in Milwaukee or Appleton.
:lulz:
I once put oil in the pasta water.
WAYSA?
You will listen to the title track from every Franz Ferdinand album, in memory of Talufa.
Quote from: Donald Coyote on November 04, 2011, 10:00:18 PM
I'm listening to Meat Loaf.
You will attend a teabagger rally. With a straight face.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 10:57:26 PM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on November 04, 2011, 10:42:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:34:49 PM
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 07:13:01 PM
I have been trolling you guys from day 1.
:mrgreen:
Duh.
You will spend the rest of your life in Milwaukee or Appleton.
:lulz:
I once put oil in the pasta water.
WAYSA?
You will listen to the title track from every Franz Ferdinand album, in memory of Talufa.
Is that the first track, or the most popular track?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 10:57:51 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on November 04, 2011, 10:00:18 PM
I'm listening to Meat Loaf.
You will attend a teabagger rally. With a straight face.
If that is the penance I dread what that circle of hell would be.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 04, 2011, 08:00:48 PM
My favorite hiphop duo are musically based in lounge.
Loveage? If not, you need to listen to some Loveage.
Oh, and I have no sins to confess. Pure as the driven snow, I am.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 04, 2011, 11:59:00 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 04, 2011, 08:00:48 PM
My favorite hiphop duo are musically based in lounge.
Loveage? If not, you need to listen to some Loveage.
Nope. Argyle Pimps (http://www.last.fm/music/Argyle+Pimps). But I'll check out Loveage for sure!
I got fucking drunk off my ass at a friend's house party while dressed as Jesus.
The sin being, I don't remember it, and I'm sure his guests' reactions were hilarious.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:33:56 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on November 04, 2011, 07:11:55 PM
I don't know who "Curly" is.
You will spend 3 hours watching Three Stooges episodes on Youtube. Not the heretical ones with Shemp, either.
Thus I will learn the TRUTH.
I confess that I don't believe in beautiful fairy princesses.
Quote from: Cainad on November 11, 2011, 02:27:19 AM
I confess that I don't believe in beautiful fairy princesses.
BLASPHEMY!
Quote from: Cainad on November 11, 2011, 02:27:19 AM
I confess that I don't believe in beautiful fairy princesses.
You. Hell. Fucking going to.
GET OUT OF MY CONFESSIONAL.
Aw man... do I still get the complimentary keychain?
Quote from: Cainad on November 11, 2011, 03:14:30 AM
Aw man... do I still get the complimentary keychain?
You will. The spiky one. You just won't like where it gets put...
I drank some Joose last night.
I peed a little from laughing at this thread.
But that's not my confession.
I liked it so I did it again.
Quote from: Net on November 11, 2011, 03:48:42 AM
I drank some Joose last night.
It's just not the same since they took the caffeine out. :(
Was it the green flavor that taste like burnt brake fluid?
I gave my entire office pink eye.
I commissioned a corporate graphic designer to make the logo for my band/music thingy/whatever.
Last night I shouted "Maggie Thatcher" at Payne to slow down his release of fluids. I did it too late and he was mid cum-face. Not sure if sinful or epic.
Quote from: Pixie on November 11, 2011, 02:29:48 PM
Last night I shouted "Maggie Thatcher" at Payne to slow down his release of fluids. I did it too late and he was mid cum-face. Not sure if sinful or epic.
:peedee:
I vote both.
Quote from: Pixie on November 11, 2011, 02:29:48 PM
Last night I shouted "Maggie Thatcher" at Payne to slow down his release of fluids. I did it too late and he was mid cum-face. Not sure if sinful or epic.
:winner:
Quote from: Pixie on November 11, 2011, 02:29:48 PM
Last night I shouted "Maggie Thatcher" at Payne to slow down his release of fluids. I did it too late and he was mid cum-face. Not sure if sinful or epic.
This is quite possible the best thing I've read in years.
Quote from: Suu on November 11, 2011, 02:42:25 PM
Quote from: Pixie on November 11, 2011, 02:29:48 PM
Last night I shouted "Maggie Thatcher" at Payne to slow down his release of fluids. I did it too late and he was mid cum-face. Not sure if sinful or epic.
This is quite possible the best thing I've read in years.
Payne said he has never been more effectively trolled.
Uncle Al approves of this sextroll.
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1407576445536&id=cd2fb2a78246b4b46c94674230b95d9d&url=http%3a%2f%2fbp3.blogger.com%2f_7Bqr1I5gzyk%2fR8TQEeQ0ihI%2fAAAAAAAAAbY%2fyOIx3-nUTm8%2fs400%2faCrowley09.jpg)
Quote from: Pixie on November 11, 2011, 02:29:48 PM
Last night I shouted "Maggie Thatcher" at Payne to slow down his release of fluids. I did it too late and he was mid cum-face. Not sure if sinful or epic.
Epic.
If more people did this, the world would be a better place (ie, there'd be less new people on it).
Quote from: Pixie on November 11, 2011, 02:29:48 PM
Last night I shouted "Maggie Thatcher" at Payne to slow down his release of fluids. I did it too late and he was mid cum-face. Not sure if sinful or epic.
Pixie wins everything, forever. :mittens:
I double-dipped.
Quote from: Suu on November 11, 2011, 02:42:25 PM
Quote from: Pixie on November 11, 2011, 02:29:48 PM
Last night I shouted "Maggie Thatcher" at Payne to slow down his release of fluids. I did it too late and he was mid cum-face. Not sure if sinful or epic.
This is quite possible the best thing I've read in years.
Ranks right up there with Dok doin' it to the tune of Mosselman.
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 11, 2011, 04:13:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 11, 2011, 02:42:25 PM
Quote from: Pixie on November 11, 2011, 02:29:48 PM
Last night I shouted "Maggie Thatcher" at Payne to slow down his release of fluids. I did it too late and he was mid cum-face. Not sure if sinful or epic.
This is quite possible the best thing I've read in years.
Ranks right up there with Dok doin' it to the tune of Mosselman.
OH, SHIT. I GOTTA DO THAT WITH THE NEW WIFE.
:lulz:
Maybe one day when I'm your age I'll have the ... je ne sais quois to pull that off
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 11, 2011, 07:59:58 PM
:lulz:
Maybe one day when I'm your age I'll have the ... je ne sais quois to pull that off
What's that in English?
And when you're my age, you'll need to pull more than that off. I shall spare you the horrible details.
No you didn't, I saw that Youtube clip remember! :lulz:
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 11, 2011, 08:20:07 PM
No you didn't, I saw that Youtube clip remember! :lulz:
I enjoyed doing that.
Because I'm a bad person.
Roger is a unit of measurement for horrible.
Quote from: Pixie on November 11, 2011, 02:29:48 PM
Last night I shouted "Maggie Thatcher" at Payne to slow down his release of fluids. I did it too late and he was mid cum-face. Not sure if sinful or epic.
:postpics:
Edit; :oops: pics=/=Pix. Just wordplay. I Certainly don't wan't anyone to think I wish to see Paynes 'cum-face' under any circumstances.
:sad:
Speak for yourself, BadBeast.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 12, 2011, 03:05:43 PM
Speak for yourself, BadBeast.
I wouldn't
pressuuume to speak for anyone else. Well, unless I was shit stiring. Or Trolling. Or even just bored. (http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/Landover%20emotes/taunt1.gif)
Quote from: BadBeast on November 12, 2011, 03:30:16 PM(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/Landover%20emotes/taunt1.gif)
wtf is that supposed to look like :?
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 12, 2011, 04:35:07 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 12, 2011, 03:30:16 PM(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/Landover%20emotes/taunt1.gif)
wtf is that supposed to look like :?
I filched it from Landover cuz I liked the look of him. Not really sure.
Quote from: Faust on November 11, 2011, 01:31:50 PM
I gave my entire office pink eye.
Alas, pinkeye must have been contrition enough....
Quote from: Pixie on November 11, 2011, 02:29:48 PM
Last night I shouted "Maggie Thatcher" at Payne to slow down his release of fluids. I did it too late and he was mid cum-face. Not sure if sinful or epic.
Could've been worse, at least it wasn't Ann Widdecombe. For non-British readers:
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/strictlycomedancing/2010/images/dancers/ann_widdecombe.jpg)
Or Mo Mowlam. I heard she's still a game old bird.
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/download.jpg)
Good Reverend,
I confess that I have been lurking here for more than a month, and have contributed a whopping 6 posts. I tried to post this in the shame forum, but I could not even find it when I tried to search, which tells me that I have not posted enough to see classified freads and that I am a recovering/graduating pinealist. But I am trying, rog. I am really trying. I'm 23 and have been living in northern california growing pot WITHOUT internet for the past two years, and even though I love everyone here and all of the wise/wack shite they spew, posting my own thoughts fills me with fear and apprehension. Discordia is not nice at all. Your blazing brains scare the jesus out of me, and therefore entice me like the devil. Sometimes I feel too young to contribute...
I have sinned.
Quote from: morosa on December 04, 2011, 09:07:04 PM
Good Reverend,
I confess that I have been lurking here for more than a month, and have contributed a whopping 6 posts. I tried to post this in the shame forum, but I could not even find it when I tried to search, which tells me that I have not posted enough to see classified freads and that I am a recovering/graduating pinealist. But I am trying, rog. I am really trying. I'm 23 and have been living in northern california growing pot WITHOUT internet for the past two years, and even though I love everyone here and all of the wise/wack shite they spew, posting my own thoughts fills me with fear and apprehension. Discordia is not nice at all. Your blazing brains scare the jesus out of me, and therefore entice me like the devil. Sometimes I feel too young to contribute...
I have sinned.
There are several here younger than you, and I would say you're off to a great start.
I'm 23 and post more than my fair share. Most of which is pointless and stupid. And look how awesome I am. :link:
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 04, 2011, 10:42:59 PM
I'm 23 and post more than my fair share. Most of which is pointless and stupid. And look how awesome I am. :link:
:lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on December 04, 2011, 10:40:16 PM
There are several here younger than you, and I would say you're off to a great start.
Nigel, I could cry.
Just breaking some ice I felt for no real reason, this really might be the greatest place on the internet for real shit. Nigel, Cramulus, LMNO, TGRR, DoktorHowl (we have a mutual friend IRL!), BadBeast, TripleZero, Doktor(phox?)zero, this is no ass-kissing, you are very cool people and it is a pleasure to be here. The list goes on, but I'm not here specifically to flatter you and I had some stuff to do today. I'm grateful to have stumbled here misdirected from RAW/peedee and seen where thinkers are at with it "these days." I hope I can make my hat fit nicely in the ring.
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 04, 2011, 10:42:59 PM
awesome :link:
that's a sharp point there
Quote from: morosa on December 05, 2011, 12:50:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 04, 2011, 10:40:16 PM
There are several here younger than you, and I would say you're off to a great start.
Nigel, I could cry.
Just breaking some ice I felt for no real reason, this really might be the greatest place on the internet for real shit. Nigel, Cramulus, LMNO, TGRR, DoktorHowl (we have a mutual friend IRL!), BadBeast, TripleZero, Doktor(phox?)zero, this is no ass-kissing, you are very cool people and it is a pleasure to be here. The list goes on, but I'm not here specifically to flatter you and I had some stuff to do today. I'm grateful to have stumbled here misdirected from RAW/peedee and seen where thinkers are at with it "these days." I hope I can make my hat fit nicely in the ring.
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 04, 2011, 10:42:59 PM
awesome :link:
that's a sharp point there
Just go on and throw that hat in, man
You're already here and posting, that means you have thoughts to contribute. Congratulations, you got up off your knuckles... show us what you got in you.
Also, flattery will get you EVERYWHERE.
- triple zero,
proud member of the "Very Cool People" club 8)
Quote from: morosa on December 05, 2011, 12:50:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 04, 2011, 10:40:16 PM
There are several here younger than you, and I would say you're off to a great start.
Nigel, I could cry.
Just breaking some ice I felt for no real reason, this really might be the greatest place on the internet for real shit. Nigel, Cramulus, LMNO, TGRR, DoktorHowl (we have a mutual friend IRL!), BadBeast, TripleZero, Doktor(phox?)zero, this is no ass-kissing, you are very cool people and it is a pleasure to be here. The list goes on, but I'm not here specifically to flatter you and I had some stuff to do today. I'm grateful to have stumbled here misdirected from RAW/peedee and seen where thinkers are at with it "these days." I hope I can make my hat fit nicely in the ring.
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 04, 2011, 10:42:59 PM
awesome :link:
that's a sharp point there
Not in it, welcome to my revenge list.
Quote from: morosa on December 05, 2011, 12:50:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 04, 2011, 10:40:16 PM
There are several here younger than you, and I would say you're off to a great start.
Nigel, I could cry.
Just breaking some ice I felt for no real reason, this really might be the greatest place on the internet for real shit. Nigel, Cramulus, LMNO, TGRR, DoktorHowl (we have a mutual friend IRL!), BadBeast, TripleZero, Doktor(phox?)zero, this is no ass-kissing, you are very cool people and it is a pleasure to be here. The list goes on, but I'm not here specifically to flatter you and I had some stuff to do today. I'm grateful to have stumbled here misdirected from RAW/peedee and seen where thinkers are at with it "these days." I hope I can make my hat fit nicely in the ring.
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 04, 2011, 10:42:59 PM
awesome :link:
that's a sharp point there
Since you've lurked enough to know I'm Phox, then you'll probably do fine so long as you make sure not to fall for the common noob traps. Only thing is, be prepared for your thoughts and opinions to get ripped to shreds and turned inside out. We don't all agree, and nobody expects us to, and we can be pretty aggressive in that regard, but at the end of the day, everything is fine, we're all pals, and nobody's feelings get hurt beyond repair (most of the time). So, hang out, catch up, and contribute. ;)
Quote from: morosa on December 05, 2011, 12:50:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 04, 2011, 10:40:16 PM
There are several here younger than you, and I would say you're off to a great start.
Nigel, I could cry.
Just breaking some ice I felt for no real reason, this really might be the greatest place on the internet for real shit. Nigel, Cramulus, LMNO, TGRR, DoktorHowl (we have a mutual friend IRL!), BadBeast, TripleZero, Doktor(phox?)zero, this is no ass-kissing, you are very cool people and it is a pleasure to be here. The list goes on, but I'm not here specifically to flatter you and I had some stuff to do today. I'm grateful to have stumbled here misdirected from RAW/peedee and seen where thinkers are at with it "these days." I hope I can make my hat fit nicely in the ring.
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 04, 2011, 10:42:59 PM
awesome :link:
that's a sharp point there
Who do you know that Dok knows?
Quote from: Faust on December 05, 2011, 08:08:05 AM
Quote from: morosa on December 05, 2011, 12:50:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 04, 2011, 10:40:16 PM
There are several here younger than you, and I would say you're off to a great start.
Nigel, I could cry.
Just breaking some ice I felt for no real reason, this really might be the greatest place on the internet for real shit. Nigel, Cramulus, LMNO, TGRR, DoktorHowl (we have a mutual friend IRL!), BadBeast, TripleZero, Doktor(phox?)zero, this is no ass-kissing, you are very cool people and it is a pleasure to be here. The list goes on, but I'm not here specifically to flatter you and I had some stuff to do today. I'm grateful to have stumbled here misdirected from RAW/peedee and seen where thinkers are at with it "these days." I hope I can make my hat fit nicely in the ring.
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 04, 2011, 10:42:59 PM
awesome :link:
that's a sharp point there
Not in it, welcome to my revenge list.
:lulz:
Quote from: Faust on December 05, 2011, 08:08:05 AM
Quote from: morosa on December 05, 2011, 12:50:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 04, 2011, 10:40:16 PM
There are several here younger than you, and I would say you're off to a great start.
Nigel, I could cry.
Just breaking some ice I felt for no real reason, this really might be the greatest place on the internet for real shit. Nigel, Cramulus, LMNO, TGRR, DoktorHowl (we have a mutual friend IRL!), BadBeast, TripleZero, Doktor(phox?)zero, this is no ass-kissing, you are very cool people and it is a pleasure to be here. The list goes on, but I'm not here specifically to flatter you and I had some stuff to do today. I'm grateful to have stumbled here misdirected from RAW/peedee and seen where thinkers are at with it "these days." I hope I can make my hat fit nicely in the ring.
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 04, 2011, 10:42:59 PM
awesome :link:
that's a sharp point there
Not in it, welcome to my revenge list.
Snubbed, eh?
This might be a good time to open up a hot dog stand.
Goddamnit, now I want a hot dog.
This happens EVERY FUCKING TIME.
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2011, 05:44:46 PM
Goddamnit, now I want a hot dog.
This happens EVERY FUCKING TIME.
:lu-
:crankey: GODDAMMIT. ME TOO NOW. FUCK YUO, NIGEL, AND YOUR CONTAGIOUS HOT DOG WANTING.
FUCK ERIS! FUCK THE WORLD!!!
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2011, 06:33:26 PM
FUCK ERIS! FUCK THE WORLD!!!
FUCK EVERYODY! :argh!: :1fap:
I just ate two hot dogs. Nom.
Now I'm waiting for the inevitable HOT DOG EATING CONTEST.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 05, 2011, 07:07:56 PM
Now I'm waiting for the inevitable HOT DOG EATING CONTEST.
I can tell you for sure that I won't be participating in that. :lulz:
But I am going to get some Hebrew Nationals on my way home from the financial aid office.
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2011, 07:32:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 05, 2011, 07:07:56 PM
Now I'm waiting for the inevitable HOT DOG EATING CONTEST.
I can tell you for sure that I won't be participating in that. :lulz:
But I am going to get some Hebrew Nationals on my way home from the financial aid office.
I think my store sells Nathan's. If so, OMG FAPFAPFAP. If not, Is Hebrew National the best kind? I want some good ones, not ones that actually taste like what everyone is afraid they're made of.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 05, 2011, 03:49:49 PM
Quote from: morosa on December 05, 2011, 12:50:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 04, 2011, 10:40:16 PM
There are several here younger than you, and I would say you're off to a great start.
Nigel, I could cry.
Just breaking some ice I felt for no real reason, this really might be the greatest place on the internet for real shit. Nigel, Cramulus, LMNO, TGRR, DoktorHowl (we have a mutual friend IRL!), BadBeast, TripleZero, Doktor(phox?)zero, this is no ass-kissing, you are very cool people and it is a pleasure to be here. The list goes on, but I'm not here specifically to flatter you and I had some stuff to do today. I'm grateful to have stumbled here misdirected from RAW/peedee and seen where thinkers are at with it "these days." I hope I can make my hat fit nicely in the ring.
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 04, 2011, 10:42:59 PM
awesome :link:
that's a sharp point there
Who do you know that Dok knows?
I'm up at a trimming concentration camp right now in some portal in northern california and one of the other inmates is a native sanfranciscan named Obo, who says he met dok on some tour they were doing in relation to the church of the subgenius. Or maybe it was a touring bar show.. Either way, his description of dok and his speech sounded to me like we were both talking about the same Doktor Howl. He's also a sanfranciscan, no?
And yes, yes, Nathan's!! Best. You have your hot dogs tastefully prioritized. Buffalo dogs are the most amazing, and you can eat them hot..
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 05, 2011, 07:37:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2011, 07:32:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 05, 2011, 07:07:56 PM
Now I'm waiting for the inevitable HOT DOG EATING CONTEST.
I can tell you for sure that I won't be participating in that. :lulz:
But I am going to get some Hebrew Nationals on my way home from the financial aid office.
I think my store sells Nathan's. If so, OMG FAPFAPFAP. If not, Is Hebrew National the best kind? I want some good ones, not ones that actually taste like what everyone is afraid they're made of.
Hebrew National are on par with Nathan's, IMO. Some people prefer Nathan's because they're more highly seasoned.
I'm actually thinking about trying some good old Oscar Meyer franks, it's been a long time and I forget whether they're any good.
Quote from: morosa on December 05, 2011, 07:41:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 05, 2011, 03:49:49 PM
Quote from: morosa on December 05, 2011, 12:50:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 04, 2011, 10:40:16 PM
There are several here younger than you, and I would say you're off to a great start.
Nigel, I could cry.
Just breaking some ice I felt for no real reason, this really might be the greatest place on the internet for real shit. Nigel, Cramulus, LMNO, TGRR, DoktorHowl (we have a mutual friend IRL!), BadBeast, TripleZero, Doktor(phox?)zero, this is no ass-kissing, you are very cool people and it is a pleasure to be here. The list goes on, but I'm not here specifically to flatter you and I had some stuff to do today. I'm grateful to have stumbled here misdirected from RAW/peedee and seen where thinkers are at with it "these days." I hope I can make my hat fit nicely in the ring.
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 04, 2011, 10:42:59 PM
awesome :link:
that's a sharp point there
Who do you know that Dok knows?
I'm up at a trimming concentration camp right now in some portal in northern california and one of the other inmates is a native sanfranciscan named Obo, who says he met dok on some tour they were doing in relation to the church of the subgenius. Or maybe it was a touring bar show.. Either way, his description of dok and his speech sounded to me like we were both talking about the same Doktor Howl. He's also a sanfranciscan, no?
And yes, yes, Nathan's!! Best. You have your hot dogs tastefully prioritized. Buffalo dogs are the most amazing, and you can eat them hot..
Different Dok.
Quote from: morosa on December 05, 2011, 07:41:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 05, 2011, 03:49:49 PM
Quote from: morosa on December 05, 2011, 12:50:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 04, 2011, 10:40:16 PM
There are several here younger than you, and I would say you're off to a great start.
Nigel, I could cry.
Just breaking some ice I felt for no real reason, this really might be the greatest place on the internet for real shit. Nigel, Cramulus, LMNO, TGRR, DoktorHowl (we have a mutual friend IRL!), BadBeast, TripleZero, Doktor(phox?)zero, this is no ass-kissing, you are very cool people and it is a pleasure to be here. The list goes on, but I'm not here specifically to flatter you and I had some stuff to do today. I'm grateful to have stumbled here misdirected from RAW/peedee and seen where thinkers are at with it "these days." I hope I can make my hat fit nicely in the ring.
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 04, 2011, 10:42:59 PM
awesome :link:
that's a sharp point there
Who do you know that Dok knows?
I'm up at a trimming concentration camp right now in some portal in northern california and one of the other inmates is a native sanfranciscan named Obo, who says he met dok on some tour they were doing in relation to the church of the subgenius. Or maybe it was a touring bar show.. Either way, his description of dok and his speech sounded to me like we were both talking about the same Doktor Howl. He's also a sanfranciscan, no?
And yes, yes, Nathan's!! Best. You have your hot dogs tastefully prioritized. Buffalo dogs are the most amazing, and you can eat them hot..
Wrong Doktor Howl. Our Doktor Howl is named after another (now deceased) Doctor Howl, who in turn stole his name from Doktor Howll of the CotSG.
We are a font of cheap knockoffs here in the church.
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2011, 07:44:47 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 05, 2011, 07:37:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2011, 07:32:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 05, 2011, 07:07:56 PM
Now I'm waiting for the inevitable HOT DOG EATING CONTEST.
I can tell you for sure that I won't be participating in that. :lulz:
But I am going to get some Hebrew Nationals on my way home from the financial aid office.
I think my store sells Nathan's. If so, OMG FAPFAPFAP. If not, Is Hebrew National the best kind? I want some good ones, not ones that actually taste like what everyone is afraid they're made of.
Hebrew National are on par with Nathan's, IMO. Some people prefer Nathan's because they're more highly seasoned.
I'm actually thinking about trying some good old Oscar Meyer franks, it's been a long time and I forget whether they're any good.
Oscar Meyer's is okay, but the texture is, how do I put it delicately... Over processed. Even for hot dogs.
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 05, 2011, 07:55:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2011, 07:44:47 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 05, 2011, 07:37:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2011, 07:32:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 05, 2011, 07:07:56 PM
Now I'm waiting for the inevitable HOT DOG EATING CONTEST.
I can tell you for sure that I won't be participating in that. :lulz:
But I am going to get some Hebrew Nationals on my way home from the financial aid office.
I think my store sells Nathan's. If so, OMG FAPFAPFAP. If not, Is Hebrew National the best kind? I want some good ones, not ones that actually taste like what everyone is afraid they're made of.
Hebrew National are on par with Nathan's, IMO. Some people prefer Nathan's because they're more highly seasoned.
I'm actually thinking about trying some good old Oscar Meyer franks, it's been a long time and I forget whether they're any good.
Oscar Meyer's is okay, but the texture is, how do I put it delicately... Over processed. Even for hot dogs.
Ah.
That is one of the things I like least about cheap hot dogs, so I will stick with the kosher ones.
:eek: I didn't know there could be so many doktor howls. Can I be one too one day?
Oscar Meyer is probably the best for a hot dog eating contest, as they are cheap.
Quote from: morosa on December 05, 2011, 08:49:11 PM
:eek: I didn't know there could be so many doktor howls. Can I be one too one day?
Dunno. Just how far are you willing to go in the name of SCIENCE?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 05, 2011, 09:42:14 PM
Quote from: morosa on December 05, 2011, 08:49:11 PM
:eek: I didn't know there could be so many doktor howls. Can I be one too one day?
Dunno. Just how far are you willing to go in the name of SCIENCE?
All the way, Rog, all the way. We're going steady.
Quote from: morosa on December 06, 2011, 07:48:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 05, 2011, 09:42:14 PM
Quote from: morosa on December 05, 2011, 08:49:11 PM
:eek: I didn't know there could be so many doktor howls. Can I be one too one day?
Dunno. Just how far are you willing to go in the name of SCIENCE?
All the way, Rog, all the way. We're going steady.
Generally, people only call me "Rog" if I've been sticking my dick in them.
Just saying.
I have violated the alcohol laws of Turkey several times over the last few days, and I can't say I regret it.
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on December 06, 2011, 09:02:09 PM
I have violated the alcohol laws of Turkey several times over the last few days, and I can't say I regret it.
Well, won't YOU be surprised & sorry when the Central Intelligence Organization goons come around?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 09:03:49 PM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on December 06, 2011, 09:02:09 PM
I have violated the alcohol laws of Turkey several times over the last few days, and I can't say I regret it.
Well, won't YOU be surprised & sorry when the Central Intelligence Organization goons come around?
Ouch, I had completely forgot about their targeted assassinations of underage drinkers. :sad:
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on December 06, 2011, 09:15:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 09:03:49 PM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on December 06, 2011, 09:02:09 PM
I have violated the alcohol laws of Turkey several times over the last few days, and I can't say I regret it.
Well, won't YOU be surprised & sorry when the Central Intelligence Organization goons come around?
Ouch, I had completely forgot about their targeted assassinations of underage drinkers. :sad:
Yeah, well, too late now.
I feel an urge to start using norwegian words on this and other forums.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 06, 2011, 10:42:20 PM
I feel an urge to start using norwegian words on this and other forums.
You should do a troll entirely in Norwegian.
Quote from: Pixie on December 07, 2011, 01:17:53 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 06, 2011, 10:42:20 PM
I feel an urge to start using norwegian words on this and other forums.
You should do a troll entirely in Norwegian.
That would be extremely awesome.
Opphavet til ordet troll er usikkert. Noen har foreslått en forbindelse til gamle germanske ord for å knuse eller tumle, andre tror det kan være en dempende og feminin form av et eldre ord som nå er ukjent. Å trolle er en sideform til å trylle, selv om ordene har forskjellig utgangspunkt. Opprinnelig betød trolle det «å gjøre til troll», og trylling har dermed røtter i trolldom, trollskap og trollmakt.
Uttrykket å gå troll i ord, altså at noe negativt skjer hvis en snakker om det, bygger på forestillinger om noaord og tabuer, det vil si den utbredte og urgamle redselen for å omtale onde krefter eller farer ved deres rette navn. På svensk het det allerede i 1678 at «när man talar om trollet, så är det inte långt borta» (på tysk finner vi varianten «wo der Teufel genannt wird, da will er sein»).
Gigantiske troll kan på dansk og svensk ofte kalles jætte eller jätte, altså kjempe. Ordet jætte stammer som det norske ordet jøtul direkte fra det norrøne jotun som igjen kan ha sammenheng med «storeter».
Troll kan i overført betydning også brukes om en vill og umulig person. I dag brukes derfor troll eller internettroll på engelsk om anonyme deltakere som ødelegger debatter med sinte og hatske innlegg på diskusjonsfora på Internettet,.
Andre betydninger.
Ordet troll har også helt andre betydninger på norsk. Troll kan være både allsang, særlig kanon, men også fiskesnøre på ei fiskestang. Troll er dessuten et utbredt egennavn på produkter og annet, se pekersida troll.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 07, 2011, 06:48:01 AM
Opphavet til ordet troll er usikkert. Noen har foreslått en forbindelse til gamle germanske ord for å knuse eller tumle, andre tror det kan være en dempende og feminin form av et eldre ord som nå er ukjent. Å trolle er en sideform til å trylle, selv om ordene har forskjellig utgangspunkt. Opprinnelig betød trolle det «å gjøre til troll», og trylling har dermed røtter i trolldom, trollskap og trollmakt.
Uttrykket å gå troll i ord, altså at noe negativt skjer hvis en snakker om det, bygger på forestillinger om noaord og tabuer, det vil si den utbredte og urgamle redselen for å omtale onde krefter eller farer ved deres rette navn. På svensk het det allerede i 1678 at «när man talar om trollet, så är det inte långt borta» (på tysk finner vi varianten «wo der Teufel genannt wird, da will er sein»).
Gigantiske troll kan på dansk og svensk ofte kalles jætte eller jätte, altså kjempe. Ordet jætte stammer som det norske ordet jøtul direkte fra det norrøne jotun som igjen kan ha sammenheng med «storeter».
Troll kan i overført betydning også brukes om en vill og umulig person. I dag brukes derfor troll eller internettroll på engelsk om anonyme deltakere som ødelegger debatter med sinte og hatske innlegg på diskusjonsfora på Internettet,.
Andre betydninger.
Ordet troll har også helt andre betydninger på norsk. Troll kan være både allsang, særlig kanon, men også fiskesnøre på ei fiskestang. Troll er dessuten et utbredt egennavn på produkter og annet, se pekersida troll.
I bet this'll be delightful after Google Translate mangles it for me. :lulz:
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 07, 2011, 06:48:01 AMThe origin of the word troll is uncertain. Some have suggested a connection to the old Germanic word for crushing or playground, others think it can be a calming and feminine form of an old word which is now unknown. To trolling is a page form to magic, although they have different starting points. Originally meant trolling the "to do the magic" and magic is thus rooted in sorcery, witchcraft and magic power.
The phrase to go troll the word, meaning something negative happens if one talks about it, based on the belief noaord and taboos, that is, the widespread and ancient fear to mention the forces of evil or danger by their right names. In Swedish it was stated already in 1678 that "När Mon speaks about the troll, so it är inte långt away" (in German we find the variation "wo where Teufel genannt wird, then goodwill is late").
Gigantic trolls can in Danish and Swedish is often called jætte or Jatte, that fight. The word jætte tribes like the Norwegian word giant directly from the Norse giant who in turn may be related to "glutton."
Troll can figuratively be used on a wild and impossible person. Today, therefore, troll or Internet roll in English about the anonymous participants who destroys debates with angry and hateful posts on discussion forums on the Internet,.
Other meanings.
The word magic also has completely different meanings in Norwegian. Troll can be both singing, especially the canon, but also the fishing line on a fishing rod. Troll is also a common proper names of products and more, see the pointing hand magic.
:lulz: Thank you, Google Translate.
Quote from: Nigel on December 07, 2011, 09:47:55 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 07, 2011, 06:48:01 AMThe origin of the word troll is uncertain. Some have suggested a connection to the old Germanic word for crushing or playground, others think it can be a calming and feminine form of an old word which is now unknown. To trolling is a page form to magic, although they have different starting points. Originally meant trolling the "to do the magic" and magic is thus rooted in sorcery, witchcraft and magic power.
The phrase to go troll the word, meaning something negative happens if one talks about it, based on the belief noaord and taboos, that is, the widespread and ancient fear to mention the forces of evil or danger by their right names. In Swedish it was stated already in 1678 that "När Mon speaks about the troll, so it är inte långt away" (in German we find the variation "wo where Teufel genannt wird, then goodwill is late").
Gigantic trolls can in Danish and Swedish is often called jætte or Jatte, that fight. The word jætte tribes like the Norwegian word giant directly from the Norse giant who in turn may be related to "glutton."
Troll can figuratively be used on a wild and impossible person. Today, therefore, troll or Internet roll in English about the anonymous participants who destroys debates with angry and hateful posts on discussion forums on the Internet,.
Other meanings.
The word magic also has completely different meanings in Norwegian. Troll can be both singing, especially the canon, but also the fishing line on a fishing rod. Troll is also a common proper names of products and more, see the pointing hand magic.
:lulz: Thank you, Google Translate.
Oh my jesus shitfuck. Brilliant!
in English it's just "speak of the devil". funny how that's often applicable to internet trolls as well :-)
The current (been that way for decades) expression for that in Norway is Speak of the Sun and it starts shining.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 07, 2011, 04:50:07 PM
The current (been that way for decades) expression for that in Norway is Speak of the Sun and it starts shining.
Sounds like wishful thinking, that :lol: