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#16081
Good idea.  I'll start printing up the tickets.  Does anyone know how to make those foam hand thingies?
#16082
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Metal
November 19, 2005, 05:17:11 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlereplace "Friends in Low Places" with "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy", and nothing else around here has changed.

ECH,
frequently wishes he didn't live so close to Bucksport

8)

Whenever I travel to Machias I get a certain sense of relief when I reach Bucksport because I know the trip is more than half way done.  Then I realize I'm in Bucksport and I high-tail it for Hellsworth.
#16083
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Metal
November 19, 2005, 04:01:48 PM
Quote from: Z¬?Unfortunately, Roger is partially right. 90% of all metal is crap, and the fans are usually jock assholes who are too full of themselves to admit that the entire genre of music is idiot. Much like discordianism, its better off when not taken seriously, but I dont think some asshole who's closest connection to the genre is Judas Priest is really the one to criticize it.

This thread is now doomed.  Any Mods reading it may lock it immediately at the authors request.

:)

Funny, all the jocks where I grew up were into country.  When they wanted to "rock out" they would put on "Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks, I think.  High School dances were boring until my friend and I convinced someone that we should be the DJ's and we played Dio, Ozzy, and Megadeth.  It's funny watching jocks "moshing."
#16084
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Metal
November 19, 2005, 01:54:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodThere's that one...really crappy one...with some chick.  Popular about a year ago?  I can't reme--oh, Evanescence.

Heheh.

pfft. corporate metal-lite.

CLUE FOR TEH CLUELESS:  *ALL* METAL BANDS ARE EITHER CORPORATE, OR DESPERATE TO BECOME SO.

THAT IS ALL.  YOU MAY NOW RETURN TO YOUR LABORS.

Actually, there's a third group.  Bands who know they'll never become famous because they're singing about raping goats and burning babies and so during the day they are life insurance salesmen.
#16085
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Metal
November 19, 2005, 01:50:19 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodThere's that one...really crappy one...with some chick.  Popular about a year ago?  I can't reme--oh, Evanescence.

Heheh.

pfft. corporate metal-lite.
I know, I wasn't serious.

I know.  I just like going pfft!
#16086
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Metal
November 19, 2005, 01:49:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerPure crap.

Twisted Sister = the best clown metal band EVAR.

fixed that for you.   :lol:

And?

TGRR,
Knoas the terms are not mutually exclusive.

Gotta say though, Dee Snider's radio show House of Hair is best radio show ever.  Dr. Demento is a close 2nd.
#16087
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Metal
November 19, 2005, 01:47:52 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodThere's that one...really crappy one...with some chick.  Popular about a year ago?  I can't reme--oh, Evanescence.

Heheh.

pfft. corporate metal-lite.
#16088
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Metal
November 19, 2005, 01:46:43 AM
Quote from: VerthaineI am currently trying to download metal bands with female lead singers.I got some stuff from Arch Enemy,Lacuan Coil,and Kittie.

Any other suggestions?

The Gathering (similar to Lacuna Coil but a little trippier)
Lullacry (more hair-metalish, like a heavier Lita Ford)
Astarte (death metal like Arch Enemy)

If you like metal with classical influences you might like Nightwish too.  Very operatic though a little over the top for my tastes.
#16089
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Metal
November 19, 2005, 01:43:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerPure crap.

Twisted Sister = the best clown metal band EVAR.

fixed that for you.   :lol:
#16090
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Metal
November 19, 2005, 01:39:19 AM
Quote from: Z¬?
Quote from: Rev Who?Solitude Aeturnus--The godfathers of modern American Doom

listening to this right now... and I've listened to so muchfuneral doom that to me that this sounds a lot like Power Metal Lite... but I do like it, its just not that Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom.

What album are you listening to?  Into the Depths of Sorrow, to me, is Classic Doom in the vein of St. Vitus, Candlemass, and even Dio era Sabbath.  Later stuff did get into more standard heavy metal but Depths and Beyond the Crimson Horizon seem pretty doomy to me.
#16091
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Metal
November 16, 2005, 04:30:57 PM
Okay, it's my wife's fault.  She's been talking about the new Harry Potter movie so I guess it was rattling around in my brain and found it's way onto Hotel California.  Oh, so has since this is now Hotel California does that mean PD.COM has frozen over finally?
#16092
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Metal
November 16, 2005, 04:25:58 PM
I assure you hogs had warts before JK Rowling ever put a quill to parchment.   8)
#16093
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Metal
November 16, 2005, 04:14:45 PM
My list gets shorter and shorter as the years go on because my bands either disintegrate or start to royally suck hogwarts.

I like two of the big three of UK doom.  My Dying Bride and Anathema of course somewhere along the way Anathema stopped being into Pink Floyd and started getting into Radiohead which is really unfortunate.  

Solitude Aeturnus--The godfathers of modern American Doom.  
Sentenced -- gotta love the suicide rock.  Called it quits this year.  Funeral Album is their last album.  
Fates Warning -- A little long in the tooth but Perfect Symmetry was classic and Parallels was good too.  They found a way to lighten their sound and not suck.  Do you hear that Lars????
The Gathering -- One of the original metal bands with a chick lead singer.  They were doing it while Amy Lee was still in braces.  And they did it better.  
Antimatter -- not really metal but it's the bassist from Anathema's band after he left Anathema.  Of course, he's now left Antimatter so who knows how that will turn out.
#16094
Or Kill Me / You've got no legs?
November 14, 2005, 08:19:26 PM
Now if there had been a line in that song about the subject being "Fascist and Tubby" that just would have been plain creepy.
#16095
Or Kill Me / You've got no legs?
November 14, 2005, 08:07:21 PM
It was late 80's.  I wanna say 88 or 89.  Of course the two lines I'm referring to are the 'got no legs' and 'weebles wobble.' which aren't actually even whole lines but I just think it's kind of interesting.