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Started by Bella, May 05, 2005, 06:23:21 AM

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Bella

Yeah, it does. But I still couldn't resist this one.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Bella

I accidentally molested my cat... - 30

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Reply to: anon-99621738@craigslist.org
Date: Fri Sep 23 22:51:19 2005


So...I haven't had a boyfriend in 7 months. I was cuddling my cat today and we got to snugglin' and I started kissing his soft face and snuggling him harder and the kisses got longer and longer and he has such a great sense of intimacy and he was purring and purring and I was kissing his neck and his tummy and then all of a sudden he jumped up and looked at me like I was the biggest pervert on earth. We were both totally uncomfortable. I haven't seen him since.

I need a man! Help me! Help my Cat!
this is in or around LA
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Malaul

:shock:

gods
how many times can I use this line

its ok to love your pets, just dont
love
your pets
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Bella

It's just gross, isn't it?
Only my Alice kitty even lets me pick her up and the others would claw my eyes out if I tried to kiss them.

Even if I wanted to. Which I don't.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here