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Junkenstein

#270
April 18, 2016, 03:48:17 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 18, 2016, 05:51:17 AM
He's too rich to convict


It's been done. And there's no way you'll do better than real life in this case:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affluenza

QuoteIn December 2013, State District Judge Jean Boyd sentenced a North Texas teenager, Ethan Couch,[10][11] to 10 years' probation for driving under the influence and killing four pedestrians and injuring 11[12] after his attorneys successfully argued that the teen suffered from affluenza and needed rehabilitation, and not prison. The lawyers had argued that Couch was unable to understand the consequences of his actions because of his financial privilege.


Sadly, there are many, many more examples. This was just the most blatant.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#271
April 19, 2016, 05:07:37 AM
The real kicker in that case is that even though he basically used the insanity defense, IIRC he didn't get the straitjacket/rubber-room treatment
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

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He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

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Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#272
April 19, 2016, 06:35:58 AM
...and I approve this message
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8

It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata

Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Brother Mythos

#273
April 21, 2016, 04:37:37 PM
The first one is free.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

minuspace

#274
April 28, 2016, 11:47:59 PM
Babel hibernates in binary code.

Ziegejunge

#275
April 29, 2016, 06:18:17 PM
Thousands of unsynced, chattering Furbies.

LMNO

#276
April 29, 2016, 06:25:11 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on April 28, 2016, 11:47:59 PM
Babel hibernates in binary code.

Though I don't find it personally horrible, I really like the idea.  Maybe you could move that to Original Story Ideas, if you can avoid it turning into Snow Crash.

Brother Mythos

#277
April 30, 2016, 04:22:07 AM
My porn collection is missing.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

minuspace

#278
April 30, 2016, 04:29:58 AM
There is only One, bathroom.

hooplala

#279
April 30, 2016, 11:43:31 PM
Police were none the wiser.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Q. G. Pennyworth

#280
May 01, 2016, 12:32:42 AM
Everything was teeth and razors.

Brother Mythos

#281
May 03, 2016, 12:54:09 PM
We don't need the manual.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

minuspace

#282
May 04, 2016, 01:38:29 AM
AK's shepherd's hook got loosened.

Ziegejunge

#283
May 04, 2016, 06:51:50 PM
I can't stop scratching it!

Brother Mythos

#284
May 05, 2016, 05:07:08 AM
Saliva does cause stomach cancer.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.
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