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Started by Cain, November 18, 2012, 02:43:49 PM

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Cain

Someone has a foot fetish!

QuoteI first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined cradling it in my arms, protecting it from unsmooth roads.

That is none other than Peggy Noonan, speechwriter for Reagan and the first Bush, and syndicated columnist.

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Wow. Sounds like she's doing NaNoWriMo, too. Squeezing in as many words as she can, regardless of how . . . ewww . . . they are.
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Quote from: Cain on November 18, 2012, 02:43:49 PM
Someone has a foot fetish!

QuoteI first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined cradling it in my arms, protecting it from unsmooth roads.

That is none other than Peggy Noonan, speechwriter for Reagan and the first Bush, and syndicated columnist.

If you listen closely, you can hear the BZZZZ BZZZZ of a certain marital aid, going to town.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

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Cain

New quote

Quote from: Nadine DorriesAs a hardworking constituency MP, unlike some others I could mention from Planet Westminster, I can't wait to get back to my lovely people right away and share some of the amazing things I've learned on their behalf. Next time someone starts complaining to me about "food poverty", I will lead them to the nearest camel toe!

Note: this is the MP who took a month's leave from Parliament to participate in a reality TV gameshow.  Yes, clearly "hardworking".  As for the camel toe...

P3nT4gR4m

This is the MP bint who went on "I'm an Attention Whore, Get me a plate of maggots" right?

Caught the comedian guy on TV, this morning being proclaimed as the bravest person on earth cos a fucking camping trip gave him a nervous breakdown.

It really is survival of the weakest, innit. I wasn't built for this century, I can't take any of it seriously :eek:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cain

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 23, 2012, 07:35:30 PM
This is the MP bint who went on "I'm an Attention Whore, Get me a plate of maggots" right?

Caught the comedian guy on TV, this morning being proclaimed as the bravest person on earth cos a fucking camping trip gave him a nervous breakdown.

It really is survival of the weakest, innit. I wasn't built for this century, I can't take any of it seriously :eek:

Yes, yes it is.  You just cannot understand the immensity of their struggles.

Now, enjoy your plate of moss and fish eyes, you whiner.   Or indeed, Nadine Dorries' "camel toe".  There's no starvation in the UK, only people not willing to try hard enough.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on November 23, 2012, 07:38:28 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 23, 2012, 07:35:30 PM
This is the MP bint who went on "I'm an Attention Whore, Get me a plate of maggots" right?

Caught the comedian guy on TV, this morning being proclaimed as the bravest person on earth cos a fucking camping trip gave him a nervous breakdown.

It really is survival of the weakest, innit. I wasn't built for this century, I can't take any of it seriously :eek:

Yes, yes it is.  You just cannot understand the immensity of their struggles.

Now, enjoy your plate of moss and fish eyes, you whiner.   Or indeed, Nadine Dorries' "camel toe".  There's no starvation in the UK, only people not willing to try hard enough.

That was one of the saddest things I've ever read. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Phox

Please, please, please tell that that's just contempt and misanthropy talking... she doesn't honestly believe that it's not a problem... does she?

Bruno

Quote from: Cain on November 23, 2012, 07:38:28 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 23, 2012, 07:35:30 PM
This is the MP bint who went on "I'm an Attention Whore, Get me a plate of maggots" right?

Caught the comedian guy on TV, this morning being proclaimed as the bravest person on earth cos a fucking camping trip gave him a nervous breakdown.

It really is survival of the weakest, innit. I wasn't built for this century, I can't take any of it seriously :eek:

Yes, yes it is.  You just cannot understand the immensity of their struggles.

Now, enjoy your plate of moss and fish eyes, you whiner.   Or indeed, Nadine Dorries' "camel toe".  There's no starvation in the UK, only people not willing to try hard enough.


The comments on that link are dumbfounding.  Melvin, in particular seems easily confused. Somebody should really track down this Mr. Children guy and find out what the real story is! Is he fat, or is he skinny? LOLIDUNNO!
Formerly something else...

Bu🤠ns

Quote from: Cain on November 18, 2012, 02:43:49 PM
Someone has a foot fetish!

QuoteI first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined cradling it in my arms, protecting it from unsmooth roads.

That is none other than Peggy Noonan, speechwriter for Reagan and the first Bush, and syndicated columnist.
Clearly she needs to write Regan's authorized biography.