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Eris' Stitch'n'Bitch--AKA the Discordian Craft Corner

Started by Toots, January 13, 2006, 06:48:04 PM

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LHX

ill be in the corner thinking of a long grey scarf with pockets
neat hell

Cain

Hah, they made me sew at school.  Or tried too.  Me and the teacher came to an understanding eventually, that I wouldnt spread gossipy little rumours and sabotage her machines so long as she didnt try to make me do something I didnt want.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Sometimes I think that sewing hands are the work of the devil.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Toots

Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCSometimes I think that sewing hands are the work of the devil.

You say that like that's a bad thing.  :lol:
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

Bella

Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCSometimes I think that sewing hands are the work of the devil.
Why do you think I like it so much? :twisted:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

LHX

neat hell

Toots

Quote from: LHXmaybe this scarf will give me superpowers

Sadly, I doubt it. But scarves can be used as excellent choking implements. Think about THAT! Pockets also provide excellent hiding places for ninja stars.  :!:
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

LHX

Quote from: Toots
Quote from: LHXmaybe this scarf will give me superpowers

Sadly, I doubt it. But scarves can be used as excellent choking implements. Think about THAT! Pockets also provide excellent hiding places for ninja stars.  :!:


dear sweet heavens

i never thought i would be excited about a scarf


LHX - excited about a scarf
neat hell

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCSometimes I think that sewing hands are the work of the devil.
Why do you think I like it so much? :twisted:

What about if I sew hands together?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Toots

Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSC
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCSometimes I think that sewing hands are the work of the devil.
Why do you think I like it so much? :twisted:

What about if I sew hands together?

I do not want to talk for She Who Lurks Beyond, but this IS a Discordian craft corner and I think we can qualify flesh sewing as a good past time. Non?
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

Bella

Quote from: TootsI do not want to talk for She Who Lurks Beyond, but this IS a Discordian craft corner and I think we can qualify flesh sewing as a good past time. Non?
But of course we can. I wouldn't have it any other way.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Toots

This is a great place to go if you can't figure out a certain knitting technique, it's got animated demos!

http://www.dnt-inc.com/barhtmls/knittech.html
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

Bella

just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Toots

I joined MW today, still waiting for my account to be activated but I read the knitting class posts already. This tip below from the class is awesome!

Tip: Don,Äôt bother buying expensive stitch counters ,Äì bobby pins or those little elastics for braces work equally well. I place a pin/elastic every ten stitches or rows to track my progress in very complex patterns. They cost pennies and work just as well. (Plus you don,Äôt have to remember to change the number of the dial of the counter!)

I had never heard of this so with hard paterns I'd typically keep a journal and write down exactly where I was and what I was supposed to do next. As you can imagine that's a pain in the behind. This class is great!  :D
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"