Messages

[Seriously, Russia is a toxic waste dump, from Moscow to Kamchatka.And I honestly couldn't give a fuck about the Russians. This may make me a bad person, but I shall try not to lose any sleep over it.]

I am not sure whether to be amused by the wide spread disaster or sadden by the death toll.

WTF is wrong with you?

I can't answer for him, but I couldn't give a shit less, as my monkeysphere doesn't extend to Russia.

On the other hand, 70 years of their pollution is on its way here.

Then it can mix with 70 years of our pollution.  I think it's a fucking tragedy that so many are dying and suffering.

Our pollution wouldn't even make a splash.

Seriously, Russia is a toxic waste dump, from Moscow to Kamchatka.

And I honestly couldn't give a fuck about the Russians.  This may make me a bad person, but I shall try not to lose any sleep over it.

I have too many things in the direct realm of my existance that take precedence over this. 

Yes, it sucks to be Russian.  But then again, hasn't it always?  If there was any country in the world that should have had it's citizen's revolt and blow up the government, it is Russia.

Yeah, the Bolshevic revolution worked out so well for them.

Don't forget the more recent coup against Gorbachov and how well that is doing for them.

I'm sorry, I should have said successfully and by using their brains, blow up the government.  As obviously any attempts they may have made have been for shit!

Damn.  The point was, there are way to many fucking people in that country not to be able to stage a successful revolt.  Cain, Dok, many here could have control of that crap country within days if they went over and made the effort.

In any event, I don't care about Russia.....  Yes it is sad, but I can't help them.

the problem with revolutions/coups in Russia is that the people who form the new government are, invariably, still Russians.

OUCH. Putins going to have to airdrop some water onto that BURN.

Why should he stick his neck out anyway? He's not some revolutionary, he's just a website administrator.

Not to mention he has a very passive-aggressive loathing for the majority of his userbase.

I agree with NT there, no T word.

I love the idea of starting a rumor that Obama is a secret Discordian though.

Yeah, terrorism wasnt the best Idea.

But the whole thing about causing fear in the right wing of us I think could work if executed properly. And once the right wing is scared of us its only a matter of time till Obama gets labeled as one of us. Imagine if they actually pulled that out during the elections in 2012. Speaking of which, I cant wait for the next election just so I can make "Eris/Cthulhu 2012" bumper stickers.

The only way this could be better is if it was replaced by "Realfield"

Hippy!

You forgot to mention The Fear™. It's not fair not to mention The Fear™.

not a hippy, skippy..  just a libertarian who enjoys his psychedelics.  and what's The Fear™?

What self-respecting hippie hasnt read Fear and Loathing,
or atleast seen the movie for the love of God.

Given all the shit that goes down on his board, cooperating as much as possible is probably what keeps Moot out of jail.

I read in an interview with him that he hasnt gone a year since he made the site without a ride in the FBIs party van.

What kind of crap would you find sitting around in Palin's email? :P

The fact that she uses personal email for government business.
Apparently theres some sort of rule against that or something.
I still hate how dramatic they make it sound, he didnt "Hack" anything he guessed where she went to high school.
Peoples accounts on things are hacked every day, the hackers usually arent caught and if they are they dont get years in prison.

Yes, we are pretty sure he's not also a webcomic artist.

I wouldnt use the term "artist" to describe Buckley in any fashion.

More of a repulsive wrongcock, who lives in a carefully constructed, but ultimately fragile world of self delusional fantasy. Being unable to sublimate the magnitude of his sexual proclivities, he seeks to inhabit a series of elaborate fantasies in order to avoid having to face up to the reality of the monster he really is. Thus, his fantasies become more and more removed from actual real life, until he is unable to sustain them, and inevitably, they come crashing down.
This forces him to either repudiate the truth, and remove himself from the genepool via suicide, (which hasn't, as far as I know, happened yet) or validate his deviancy by acting out his atrocious and unnacceptable sexual urges. Once these urges have been acted out, the horror drives him back into his fantasy world, and the whole sick charade begins again. I would (If there wasn't any legal impediment to this action) quite cheerfully and dispassionately despatch him, with a bullet. Not out of any sense of justice, or misguided vigilantism, but simply because it needs to be done. And the sooner the better. 

I am in no way suggesting that anyone should actually murder him, or condoning murder in any way. I'm just objectifying the possible outcome of his sorry life, and following the moral objectives, from a practical viewpoint. 

The Buckley parallels are astonishing. Are you sure theyre not the same person? 

Sorry, I don't know who Buckley is.

He created the horribly unfunny webcomic Cntrl+Alt+Del(Which I posted a strip of above). His personality is very much like the Reverend you described. Hes an egomaniac, an asshole, a pedophile and hes really really crazy. Theres far to much for me to describe here, you should google him.

Oh boy, I went to reply to this thread and I got these red letters telling me I should be careful. I hate red letters, they never have anything nice to say.   

Moving on...



I think a good idea would be to find right wing christian publications or websites and send them letters/emails about the dangerous new trend of Eris worship (We dont name discordia directly). Growing up in a pentacostal church and reading many of the publications put out catering to Christians I know that they will not only latch on to any idea that will inspire fear in the hearts of the readers but they also dont have the highest journalistic standards.
Imagine if we could get the 700 club or something to speak out on the "Terrifying new Eris Cult". It would also fit in with the idea of dropping very subtle hints in the media about dark "Discordians" fighting evil Illuminati.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm

This is a good example of the kind of material we could end up producing.(Although this site invokes Poes Law to the MAX)

We could even find ways to tie it in with things people are irrationally afraid of. Like what if we say its some new sect of Radical Islam, or a Socialist Terrorist group. What if we started a rumor that Obama was a member of this "Secret Erisian cult", we might even get Glenn Beck to talk about it.

More of a repulsive wrongcock, who lives in a carefully constructed, but ultimately fragile world of self delusional fantasy. Being unable to sublimate the magnitude of his sexual proclivities, he seeks to inhabit a series of elaborate fantasies in order to avoid having to face up to the reality of the monster he really is. Thus, his fantasies become more and more removed from actual real life, until he is unable to sustain them, and inevitably, they come crashing down.
This forces him to either repudiate the truth, and remove himself from the genepool via suicide, (which hasn't, as far as I know, happened yet) or validate his deviancy by acting out his atrocious and unnacceptable sexual urges. Once these urges have been acted out, the horror drives him back into his fantasy world, and the whole sick charade begins again. I would (If there wasn't any legal impediment to this action) quite cheerfully and dispassionately despatch him, with a bullet. Not out of any sense of justice, or misguided vigilantism, but simply because it needs to be done. And the sooner the better.  

I am in no way suggesting that anyone should actually murder him, or condoning murder in any way. I'm just objectifying the possible outcome of his sorry life, and following the moral objectives, from a practical viewpoint. 

The Buckley parallels are astonishing. Are you sure theyre not the same person? 

Is Aunt May dead yet

No. Kingpin had her shot, but Peter than sold his marriage to MJ to the Devil in exchange for her life.

And then they were transported to an alternate reality in which MJ also had powers. 

What, her own powerset or Spider-Man powers? If Spider-Man, did she develop them on her own or get them from Peter's radioactive semen? The same semen that killed her in Reign?

Okay, this totally makes me think that comic book writers have been watching too much goddamn Dragonball Z, or vice versa.

It has more to do with Joe Cheesy Quesadilla than anything.
Joes mom died of cancer therefore he idolizes mother figures(Aunt May)
Joes wife divorced him therefore he hates women(MJ)

OMD is basically this really messed up fantasy of Joes where he could somehow get rid of his wife and bring back his mom in one fell swoop.

It also had some rather wall banging stupidity to it. When Aunt May gets shot Peter goes and asks for help from

Dr.Strange(The most powerful sorcerer in the world)
Loki(As in the NORSE GOD Loki)
Elixir(A character whos main power is healing and whom I once saw heal a nasty case of GETTING YOUR HEART FUCKING RIPPED OUT OF YOUR CHEST)
Mr. Fantastic(Who has built time machines from scrap on a minutes notice)
But none of these people can heal BULLET WOUNDS. 

It also retconed the part of Civil War where Peter unmasked himself on national TV. Which is particularly bad because Joe said when it happened that it wouldnt be undone by a "Magic Retcon" WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.

ALL OF MY HATRED

So hes an unfunny pedophile with a massive ego?

Nows my chance to finally catch a ride on a UFO and escape the recycling of mankind
HEAVENS GATE HERE I COME!

This whole thing has Quesadas filthy stench all over it.