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Started by Iron Sulfide, September 25, 2006, 12:15:36 PM

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Iron Sulfide

What the fuck would you do in the face of a Real God?

the appropriate answer:

"I don't know" or some sad shit like that.

Teh Correkt Answer:

You would Shit your pants, my friend.

now how about something more terrible than that? like, i dunno, the reality that surrounds us. if you found out just how truely uncaring and cold the world around you is (not 'now', but always and ever).

i wipe my ass with you now, and as soon as your last half baked brain cell finishes firing it's last neurocharge, nothing happens. the world keeps moving, that stars still shine, the world is a little lighter.

and we will laugh and laugh and laugh the night away, sifting through the ashes of people who might have cared at some point.

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faust

what are you assuming the nature of god is? I like peoples ideas of god or gods but why would I shit my pants if I met a god. I've never met one and dont know what they look like.

Prickly

I'd be pretty pissed off. I'd be like "Hey, God! Why don't you come over here, so I can kick you square in the nuts!" And after that whole reality thing, and the existence fiasco, he deserves it!
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Before the beginning, there was a 50/50 chance of either something or nothing existing. So, something and nothing decided to flip a coin to decide which of them would exist. However, in order for there to be a coin to flip, something had to have already won the toss. Therefore, you only exist because something is a cheating bastard.

Benaclypse

If you're going to say anything at all to a real God, you better know how to think fast and run faster.  God is the devil and vampirism is real, but I'm still happy being Ben.  Now, I've gotta go run a few laps before I even think about mingling with Satan's ass factory anymore.  I've been "spanked" by Eris before.  So long.

Thurnez Isa

I would rip his balls off
and stuff it down hisw throat
so he chokes to death on his own cock
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Jasper


Benaclypse


davznothere

what if god doesn't exist and humans just made it up in a mushroom induced haze so that we humans wouldn't feel so small and alone ..... my how the evolution of consciousness is strange .....


or even better ..... you are a god in your own right (which is not just in your own head although since everything is technically just in yer head the previous statement may be false ..... but it's not)

Messier Undertree

I don't give a shit whether he/she exists or not. If he/she doesn't, then so what? And if he/she does, the I personally hate the fucker. Unless you mean Eris. Who I also hate. But for no real reason. I'm drunk.

P3nT4gR4m

If god created life and the meaning of life is to serve god what's the meaning of god? If god serves a higher being, a kind of god2 or something then what's the meaning of this god2? Ultimately it has to be meaningless and that means that is there is a god and he has a plan for me then that plan is meaning less, therefore god can go fuck himself. I have no interest in his petty machinations. I have my own petty machinations to enjoy, safe in the knowledge that even these mean sweet fuck all in the meaningless grand scheme of things.

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LHX

uncaring and cold?

some systems of belief already acknowledge this, so it doesnt come as much of a shock to the system


its not so much a process of 'discovery' or 'realization', but it seems to be more a process of 'remembering' or 'being reminded'
neat hell

hunter s.durden

I've always thought my first action/thought/words upon confronting god would be "Oops."
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faust

I have always found the believe that "God is everything" really funny.
every element of the universe being god, every possibility being god would imply that god cant be conscious, or in an event driven world, because ever possibility or action would be only part of god, the 'one true god' could only be an ideal.
sorry if this is garbled, it makes sense but I may need revise the confusing bits more

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 05, 2006, 05:18:25 AM
I've always thought my first action/thought/words upon confronting god would be "Oops."


I plan to say..."Hey, Jesus...did you see THAT?"
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